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If you've been listening to our show in recent months, you may have heard me feel defensive or jealous because the radio game has passed us by and this Shane Bacolod out of Scottsdale in Arizona. Kay, GMT game time has been just a superstar across radio, changing the form, basically with his philosophy of no news, no politics, just sports. We've talked to him a handful of times. It goes off of the rails just about every single time. And he's told us about his sidekick on the most popular show you'll find on the West Coast, Harry the horse.

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And because we want some of the rub from their listening audience, because they've got so many people listening to them, they've agreed to help us out because they're showing that they want to be kind in these times and teach other people how is the correct way to do radio. So, Harry, the horse is joining us now because they're no news and no politics, just sports. We're going to be talking about Steve Nash, you know, Phoenix Suns hero ending up as the Brooklyn coach.

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Thank you for being on with us, Harry. I appreciate it.

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Oh, thanks for having me, Dad. How you doing, pal? Excellent. Thank you for joining us. You guys must be enjoying this success, man.

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We're we're enjoying it a lot, pal. I got to tell you, brother, it's it's a great day down here. I'm having a great day. It's wet Wednesdays here at the Dirty Dale. I'm hosting our weekly wet T-shirt contest down to juggle rallies, Scottsdale's number one Italian restaurant. So I'm just doing great. And we got Nasch over there in Brooklyn. It's just, you know, when it rains, it pours. It's feeling great right now.

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And so and so NASCH I mean, he is the favorite son.

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He's the most popular athlete in the history of the region, without a doubt.

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You know, he's definitely he's our guy, the greatest fenigstein of all time. And, you know, and I really do want to talk nasch I really want to talk sports. And I just got to break character here a little bit, though, Dan, because I got to tell you, you know, I take offense with how you treated my man, Shane, the skipper, the Don and the dirty Dale Shane back backslider, really. And I'm just I want to ask you before we get going, are you doing all right?

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Are you getting ready to drag a great man's name through the mud again? Well, what did I do to wait, wait, wait a minute. What did I do to him? You feel like I am impugned his character. Oh, come on.

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You know what you did? You're reading those fake news reports completely out of context. When he was on all in all, the guy was trying to do is talk football with you, with your quarterback 2A, which, by the way, how does he look at any updates? How's the footwork?

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I mean, his footwork and his hips look great. His leadership is great. He's a he's he's good in the locker room. You guys are obsessed with this.

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OK, all right. So so look, you got out of your system, Harry. You called me Harry.

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Harry, he called me from prison back. A lot of called me from prison. What do you want from me?

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OK, I mean this again, out of context. The man is out of prison, OK? Erroneously, he was charged with misappropriating campaign funds. You know what I have to say to that? I say misappropriate this, OK? And to be clear, I'm grabbing my crotch is a sign of disrespect. You drag him on here for some CLECs, for some likes. And I just wanted you to stick to sports and just do that. OK, so just can I get an apology for for Shane before we move forward?

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I'm not going to get an apology. I will give you context, though. Like, how did you two meet? What's the story of your partnership? I mean, and that's thanks for asking me that, because you know what, I want to defend this guy. He's the finest man I know. I mean, Shane back Alata saved my life, OK? I couldn't get a foothold in this industry about eight years ago. I had recently been fired from six morning shows in the greater southwest region for SLU usage and repeated attempts to sell non FDA approved male enhancement remedies on air without station approval.

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All right. And to make matters worse, my second wife, Desiree, had just passed away in a mysterious boating accident. I was struggling. You know, a lot of people would have quit on me. Maybe you would have quit on me, Dan, but not Shane. Know, I was eking out a living making just doing stand up comedy. I was the dirty deals no one tell like it is free speech stand up comic. So I'm at that.

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I'm at the Tucson Funnybone one night and I'm killing, just absolutely destroying Dan, you know, and I'm doing my big closer. Everyone's loving it, you know, my big closure. The time is I would find a guy wearing sandals in the audience and I would point to him and I would go, oh, gay guy alert, you know, and in the middle of just uproarious laughter, I'd say, What did your boyfriend pick those out?

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It's twenty. Twenty. Well, this was eight years ago, so can I please finish it.

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Can I. Yes, of course. Yes, you can finish. So it's destroying you know, and afterwards I see this big strapping guy, total first baseman's body with this hot piece on his arm. And he comes up to me and he says to me, Brother, that was the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. You got to get you on the radio. You talk sports, you D-Box, you know, cardinals, sons.

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And I say to him, I say, Brother, do I know Phoenix Suns? I watch so much Phoenix sports. I've practically had a restraining order filed against me by the entire Arizona Cardinals cheerleading team. And he helped me get those charges dropped. And the rest is history. Here I am seven years later, living the Dream County game time, baby.

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Well, you you mentioned the Nash stuff. How do you think he's going to do in Brooklyn, given the fact that you want to stick to sports here in this conversation?

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You know, I think I think I speak for everyone. It comes to when it comes to Nash, when I say finally, you know, I mean, how much longer does this guy have to toil as a consultant before somebody picks him up? But I think better better late than never. I think you'd agree with that, Dan. And I think this is huge for the Nets, you know, to get a floor general, two time MVP.

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And I don't even want to hear it from you guys down there in Miami saying Shaq should have gotten the first one. OK, maybe Dirk could have gotten the second one. Maybe. But anyway, you slice it, the point is they're getting maybe the best offensive point guard of all time. He's already got a great relationship with KD. You know, maybe he can talk some sense into that knucklehead Kyrie. And I think it's going to be big.

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And frankly, I think the league needed this. You know, after that little publicity stunt, you know, taking a day off, they got a guy they got a guy like Nash, you know, bring some credibility back to this league, which frankly, you know, you've got a lot of millionaires out there acting like primadonnas and thugs. So big, big, big, big, big win for the for the Brooklyn Nets. And we are just excited down here today to see what's right.

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Hold on a second. Throw like some of the language that you're using is coded and. Well, actually, when it came to the flip flop story wasn't even coded. Haven't you had your own problems with the law? The last time the chain was on with us? He told us that you shot your gardener and then you were some great guy because you declined to press charges. OK, here it is again.

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Personal attacks yet again. What's the matter, Dan? Don't know enough about sports. Got to resort to these cheap shots because I'm on here ready to talk national the nets. OK, are they moving Caris Levert is he to ball dominant to coexist with Durant Kyrie You know these are the kinds of things I want to talk about. The fine you want to talk about this stuff. You want to chase likes and read tweets. OK, I'll briefly address this ridiculous question.

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When a pitcher has to protect home plate, what does he do when a batter's crowded over home plate? What to do that pitchers got to throw a little switch in music, right? And every once in a while, the batter gets dinged with that chin music. And that's pretty much it's all a part of the game. Batter got dinged. My gardener got dinged. That's it. Now, can we finish talking sports, how does NASCAR handle the starting spot at center?

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Jarrett Allen seems like the better player to me, but DeAndre is bringing that veteran savvy and he and he seems to be friends with Kyrie and KD so you can diffuse that chemistry bomb. I don't know. What do you think their chin music.

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You shot your gardener dude. What was that incident from your point of view because Shane was defending you. How do you shoot your gardener with chin music.

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Can I be honest here Dan. I'm starting to get a little PO'd. You're being a real giambrone about this whole thing, if I'm being honest with you. OK, I behaved the way any red blooded American in my position would have behaved. And look, I have a family. I have three beautiful children, Crystal Kurstin in our pail, and if not for me, missing for court mandated anger management classes, they would have been with me that weekend.

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OK, so I wake up and I'm already pissed off because I don't get to see my kids and I get up early, ready to call my two living ex-wives and chew them out for trying to keep my kids from me. But before I can get to the phone, I see this mysterious figure shrouded in darkness, wearing a hat and big gloves. And so I immediately think this is an assassin. An assassin? Yeah, I mean, I don't wanna get too into it, but during the sports hiatus, I was Jones in for some action.

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All right, we're talking hoops, hockey or baseball. So I got really into Bumfights, OK. Point is, I lost 10 GS with Larry. The stump knocked out alopecia. Joe and I was scared, as anyone would be, that my bookie sent an assassin to my home to kill me. Are you done interrupting now, Dan?

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OK, that is not where that story I expected it to go and I didn't feel like I was interrupting you. But are you done with this particular part of the story? Can we talk about you ask a question.

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You don't even let a guy finish. OK, so I see this man with the gloves and the big hat and he's smiling and he's waving, saying, good morning, Mr. Hairi. So my fears are confirmed. It's a setup. The intruders been caught and he's trying to put me at ease. OK, just long enough to lodge a throwing star right in my throat. I'm dead and my beautiful children don't have a father. So I did what anyone would do.

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I took the AR 15. I keep hidden behind a bust of Jeff Hornacek and I blasted away. All right. Now, of course, as it turned out, it was my gardener. And thank God we both walked away from that scary situation alive, although he did sustain some minor shattering to his clavicle and may potentially lose the use of his left arm. But to be fair, he did fall directly onto my big green egg smoker, damaging it severely and completely ruining the pork shoulder I had going for over thirty six hours.

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Dan and this thing was abused. We're talking maple glazed garlic and rub. It was going to fall off the bone. So so, you know, no one got away completely scot free.

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I don't mean OK to be someone that's perpetually cynical or skeptical, but I'm genuinely confused that how you guys are no politics, no news, and you're getting very popular. And yet Shane is making a congressional run. And how do you feel about, like, his campaign ideas? He shared some of that stuff with us. Isn't that a little too close to politics and news to.

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No, it's not. Oh, no, no. You just don't get it, do you? Dancey. Look, here's why. Here's why Shane's successful. Because he doesn't even care about the B.S. He's not politics. OK, look, I'm a nose tackle. I'm a regular guy. I'm not one of these geeks, all right? All I know is drink bruschi stuff in the run and flirting with hot chicks. But even for a guy like me, Shane's ideas really resonate.

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You know, there's a lot of guys out there like me who hate politics. I don't vote for two reasons. One, I have so much backo child support that it is technically a felony. And two, more importantly, both sides are a bunch of brownies. You know, that's what makes Shane so great. He loves this country. He loves his family, and he's tired of the B.S. He's asked his campaign, the double header. He's asking the obvious questions.

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Do you want to get in the end zone? Can we set our differences aside and build a better future for our kids? Why isn't burning the American flag punishable by up to ten years in jail? I mean, these are just simple stuff, Dan. You say that I'm unfair, you say that you're tired of the B.S., but it seems like you guys, you and Shane have a persecution complex that you think that I'm out here to get you to do gotcha to you.

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Right, well, I mean, clearly, you are OK, you call you call a man from he's in prison, you bring that up, he's trying to hide, he's just trying to talk sports. And I'm just trying to talk about Steve Nash, OK? That's all I'm trying to do. Brother, you keep it. You're asking me about the campaign. I just want to know just to have a place in the rotation. Are they going to keep Preciosa what kind of offenses?

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Nash and installs are going to be pass heavy. Are we talking ISO you know, is it going to be Rockets Ball 2.0? Let Kyrie over there ISO and KDDI iso. But you're asking me about his campaign. This is gotcha stuff. And you know what? I'll do you a favor. I'll get your little ratings, I'll get your little clicks. All right. You know, maybe Shane is going to get mad at me for letting this one out of the bag.

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Maybe I'm in the doghouse with Shane, which I don't like being. You know, one time I took the last brewski at the GMT game time fridge, and I guess he wanted it. And the next day to get back at me, he shook up one of the beers actually had exploded all over me. So that's just the kind of wild frat clubhouse atmosphere we have. So I hope I'm not in the I hope he's not going to put me in the doghouse for let you know about this.

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But he's got some great idea. He's got the he's got a new bill called the set up pick Bill. OK, you heard about setting a pick. You play ball there, Dan.

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I know what setting a pick is. Yes.

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OK, well, I'm not much of a ball player, but I'm strong. Five, six, three seventy five. I can set a hard screen, you know, whenever I'm playing pickup hoops and I see a teammate driving. You know what I do? I set a pick. Right. I said a pick. Get the defender off my teammate and they go right to the cup for an easy bucket. And that's what she wants to do for business.

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He's going to set a hard screen on government regulations and clear a path for job creators to go right to the basket and score so the whole team wins.

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That sounds like politics.

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OK, it's really it's not it's it's setting a pick. OK, set in a pick. And to be honest, I don't exactly know the specifics. I'll be honest with you, Dan. We were over teasers with Shane, was explaining the details to me, just sucking down brewskies and throwing fried pickles down the hatch. And just as he was explaining to me how it was not politics, in case you asked me this question, a woman actually started breastfeeding her baby and she had a great pair on her.

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So I don't know about you, but if I got to choose between listening to a man talk or looking at a pair of Juicy Breast ECLSS, of course I'm going breast Nichols every time. But rest assured, it's not politics.

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Do you do any compliance training? Like if you looked at a human resources manual of some sort of like, what are you doing?

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We're not big on that. We're just big on sports, no news, no politics. And I would say compliance training is sort of politics. So we just kind of skip all that really.

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Compliance training is politics. That's right, brother. It's not about being fundamentally decent in the workplace.

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It's about talking sports, drink and brewskies and checking out some jugs.

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All right. It is caveman talk. There's no one told you this, Harry, that you're it's a bygone era. It's like nineteen eighties sports radio. What is that?

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OK, finally the jealousy's coming out. All right. You're sounding like a real giambrone right now, brother. All right. The way you're do you know, how about this, Dan? Who's doing who's doing better right now? You know, the way we're doing things, at least one hundred million dollars, syndication deals, a successful Senate double header. OK, hell, I'm even thinking about running for sheriff since I own about thirty eight guns and I already tell a lot of hotties at the Cheesecake Factory bar that I'm a sheriff.

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Anyway, our team's winning. What about yours pal? Let me put it this way. We didn't recently lose an hour of our radio show, now did we.

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All right, that's unnecessary. I feel like that's a low blow. You accuse me of media hit jobs and you come on here and insult me. You know what?

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Let me apologize. You're right. I was out of line there. You know, I'm kind of like the enforcer on our team over at game time, you know, and every once in a while, you got to throw down the gloves and fist fight on center ice. All right. So I'm sorry. And I hope there's no hard feelings.

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Well, I don't think you need to apologize to just me. I think you need to apologize to the gay community, to women. I believe there's a lot of apologizing you probably need to do.

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OK, well, my lawyer has told me never to apologize no matter the circumstances. So that's kind of like a personal philosophy of mine. All right. So I'm going to not do that, except I make here's here's where I make an exception. All right. Right here, me and your brother, because in reality, we're a brotherhood. This thing of ours, sports radio, it's a family. And even though I'd like to get back to talking about Steve Nash, are the Nets going to make Johannesson offseason priority?

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Are they going to drop the bag on him? Because it's going to be hard to replace that shooting with a pretty limited free agent class this year? Even though I want to talk about that, I want to take a little time and I want to ask you, how are you doing, man? How have you been feeling lately?

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I'm like a lot of people. There's a low level anxiety and depression about what's going on in the country. Our country feels like it's sick and coughing. Right. Wow, wow, yeah, that sounds like a drag, man. And when life gets you down, one of the first places we feel it is in the bedroom, that's where Hairy Stallion tonic comes in using ancient Chinese secrets that the loser politicians and government are too scared to approve because of how potent and safe they are.

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No, not you can't use my name like that. That you just threw that Harry Dystonic underscore legal. Are you promulgated led by Todd Hardy for 20 percent of his order.

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You did a live spot on our show. What are you doing? You can't do that.

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You can't do that. You're breaking the rules. You can't start selling stuff with my name as well.

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That's my tie. Look there. We'll have the lasagna and the hotties are coming out. Dan, so it looks like Jugg rallies. Are we just going to kick you out of here? You don't if you're listening near or around the dirty deal, remember, twelve, fifty am game time. No politics, no news is just it's.