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That's today. Coming up on the Jimmy Dorotea. More so, Nancy Pelosi is refusing to give people a stimulus. Andrew Yang said, hey, Nancy needs to say yes to a relief bill, which is what a lot of people on in the Democratic Party are saying to Nancy Pelosi, but she won't do it. So they're saying Nancy needs to say yes. So instead of talking about Nancy Pelosi keeping relief from people, her daughter, who is a Kraven piece of it, decides to tweet this out.

Her daughter, of course, she was raised by Nancy Pelosi. So she's going to be a Kraven person who's isn't challenged, integrity and other. So here's what she says. Hashtag Everyday sexism is a man using her first name to refer to the speaker of the House.

Sexism by referring to someone's by their fuckin name. Wasn't that the whole point of feminism, to get people to treat women equally? Now, you have what this is, is this is elitism. This is Nancy Pelosi's daughter, daughter of one hundred millionaire. So you got to have respect for this class of person, she's an aristocrat. How dare you use her first name? How dare you? Do you see and she's doing this, she's using sexism to shield her mother from screwing over working people who are in dire straits right now.

Is there a bigger garbage person in the world right now that Nancy Pelosi? Well, there is.

It's her daughter. Because not only that, she'll use sexism to defend her mother from screwing people over. That's what that's what that's the kind of stock that that Nancy Pelosi that's the kind of person she raised. Of course it is. Of course it is.

She goes is a man using her first name to refer to speaker. Do you understand why no one fucking while three quarters of the country more has disdain for you and your ilk? Complete disrespect. You've earned our disrespect. This is garbage. You're garbage person.

You do this. This is what they used to say about Bernie Sanders, he wants to give you health care, he's a sexist. Andrew Young wants to get people relief during covid. He's a sexist.

You're a garbage, corrupt criminal defender. You defend criminally corrupt people. And you use sexism to do it. Why don't you go hang out with Joe Biden, ask him to stick Scarborough's hands of Ben lately? You fucking liar. She goes everyday, sexism of the man using her first name to refer to the speaker of the House who's been passing stimulus bills that don't help regular people at all, but give trillions of dollars to the oligarchs and you know that, you garbage person.

Note, he doesn't ask Donald or Mitch to make a deal or explain why we should sacrifice social protections for essential workers, most of whom are women.

Hey, here's another reason why Nancy Pelosi isn't doing anything to help people, I made up another pretend reason. There's another reason I've got a million. You want a good reason while Nancy Pelosi isn't helping people. I've got a fucking bucket full of them. Do you have a reason why she. Presided over the largest upward transfer of wealth in the history of the human race because that's what Nancy Pelosi did when Cauvin hit. She's not giving anyone health care, and she gave five trillion dollars to the richest people in the country, and she's still screwing workers.

Now, is she speaking to Christine Pelosi is speaking to the first ever Asian presidential candidate ever? Yes, he's a sexist. Yes, he's a sexist. Andrew Yang, I think anybody who watched Andrew Yang would say he's a there's lots of wrong with he's a sexist.

I'm sure if there's one thing Bernie Sanders and Andrew Yang aren't as sexist. But if you were raised by Nancy Pelosi, you don't have any dignity, integrity, and your reflex is to do bad faith, attacks on people are calling out your corruption. That's a garbage person who was raised by another corrupt war criminal garbage, the worst of the worst of human beings. Is there anything worse than a garbage? War criminal, there isn't. Wait, maybe there is someone who uses sexism to defend those people.

I had no idea that the stimulus package could be a gender issue.

And could you know it? Aren't you? Now, maybe you're being sexist. You don't call her Nancy.

Well, you know what? Stop being a Nancy Pelosi. Hey, I don't know if Nancy knows this, what is her daughter's name, Christine. I hate Chrissy. I don't know if Nancy knows this name, but unemployment was supposed to be temporary. Now it's permanent for four million people while she's the most powerful person in Congress. Because this is what happens with capitalism, by the way, when it spirals out of control, you go flying. Nearly 13 million Americans were unemployed in September.

That's about seven million more workers than preprint DEMICK levels. The early part of the recession was characterized by temporary layoffs or furloughs, but permanent job losses rising. A growing share of workers are also long term unemployed, meaning they've been out of work for more than six months. That carries severe financial side effects. I wonder how many jobs would have been saved if we had universal health care during a pandemic. Speaker Pelosi installed covid relieved talk, says a fly on the wall or wherever else it might land in the Oval Office, tells me that the president only wants his name on a check to go out before Election Day and for the market to go up.

Does this inspire confidence in anyone about Nancy Pelosi, she seriously sounds like a drunk person losing a debate, so they're just saying words. Here she is. Well, the American I believe in the American people, they understand people are hurting. We have to meet their needs, not give the president a chance to just say, I'm going to put my name on a check, send it out and don't talk to me about food, rent, the virus or anything else.

That's all he wants is his name on a check that goes out.

Well, and all due respect, what's the difference?

As long as the people get the money, like, wait a minute, OK, perhaps I'm not clear.

OK, so we're looking at it comprehensively. You're saying just so they have a check in their pocket. It doesn't matter. I get that. If so, what is your poll vault to get there? How are you going to pull vault over this.

So she knows, we know you have needs like food and rent. So we're going to make sure you don't get a check to take care of things like food and rent. Makes sense if you don't think about it. So she wants to stop Donald Trump getting credit from helping people before the election, so she's willing to let people starve in food lines without health care before the election.

That's not sexist to say that about Nancy Pelosi, the war criminal that she is. That's not sexist. Hey, Nancy, it's us about to be homeless. Hi, Nancy. It's us about to be homeless. There she is. You know what what kind of sec what kind of ism is it, what a criminally corrupt one hundred millionaires denying people health care and relief during a pandemic. Who does this kind of bullshit work on? Exactly. That's what I said about Christine Pelosi when she says she said Andrew Young was a sexist for using Nancy Pelosi's first name instead of talking about the issue.

I like that you said hashtag criticism is not sexism, criticism, not sexism.

Hashtag you are garbage people and she is a garbage person. Nancy Pelosi and Christine Pelosi are Barb. And they she doesn't she might not know it. What she is, she's a scummy as they come. She's as bad as Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, anybody didn't name it. Mitch McConnell. Holy shit. Imagine someone calling your powerful mother by her first name being your top concern instead of how you're going to survive another day. I don't fucking care whose name is on the checks.

This has nothing to do with sexism and this has everything to do with Christine Pelosi being offended that the peasants dare criticize her powerful mom, should we just call her Madam Queen Christine, or should I call you Chrissy?

I don't know what's what's that? But it's probably sexist, right? Look, I called her Chrissy because I call myself Jimmy. But if I call her Chrissy, how about if I call you garbage fucking loser? How about that? How about you're a fuckin evil out of touch oligarch who who who attacks people asking for relief in a bad faith way, which makes you scummy scum of the earth. I'm getting ready for Christine to tell us don't look, make eye contact with her mother.

Anyhow, important to underline the situation here is Trump wants to do a stimulus because he thinks it will help him in the election, which Pelosi objects to for the same reason. So Trump wants to do what politicians are supposed to do, they're supposed to give people something so they'll vote for them. Nancy Pelosi is trying to stop Trump from giving people something so they'll vote for him. So Nancy Pelosi is your enemy, not Trump, in this situation.

Nancy Pelosi is your enemy in every situation, by the way, just in case you didn't know. Plenty of Americans would be massively helped by that check without feeling indebted to vote for him for it. FYI, Nancy. Let him put his stupid name on the check and send out another stupid fucking letter. Who cares? Pelosi is allowing suffering for a ridiculous reason, and that's exactly right.

Nancy, this is Cristina Alesci says Nancy needs to say yes to a relief bill, says Andrew Yang, so that Americans can get help before the holidays hashtag stimulus package.

Hey, here's a headline from The Intercept. The unemployment crisis is a true national emergency. The incompetent criminals ruling the United States are about to push millions of Americans off a terrifying financial cliff. And that's a picture of hundreds of Kentucky residents wait in line outside the Kentucky Career Center for help with their unemployment claims. So there you go, there's Nancy Pelosi. Daughter. Using a bad faith bullshit sexism attack is that they always do. Against actual accurate criticism of her criminally corrupt, incompetent, evil on purpose, mother.

Because how dare you, that's all about class, that's all of how dare you? Criticize Madam Queen. Who's worth a hundred million dollars? Christine Pelosi. What a fucking. Piece of it. What a fucking piece of shit she is cautious, was raised by a fucking war criminal piece of shit. Garbage people. You're the fucking leaders of this country, and now you know why there's people sleeping under every bridge in California because the people like Christine Pelosi and Nancy Pelosi.

And their criminal corruption and their betrayal of the working class, the betrayal of the poor, the working class, the immigrants, students, the elderly, Nancy Pelosi and Christine Pelosi are the garbage. People have betrayed them. And now they scream sexism when you point that out, well, fuck you, Christine and Nancy Pelosi, you're both garbage people. You're an embarrassment to the female sex, so Nancy Pelosi got asked about why she's not helping people during a pandemic.

She's not giving people health care and she's not giving people relief. She's dead at least three or four stimulus bills. Now, not one of them helped you. One of them gave you twelve hundred dollars, and that was it. While she gave five trillion dollars to her own husband and the richest oligarchs in the country. You didn't get helped, but her rich friends did. She's screwing you on purpose. And right now she's not going to give you a stimulus for political reasons.

And Wolf Blitzer held her feet to the fire. Here it is.

And as you know, there are Americans who are being evicted from their homes. They can't pay the rent. Many Americans are waiting in food lines for the first time in their lives. Can you look them in the eye, Madam Speaker, and explain why you don't want to accept the president's latest stimulus offer?

Well, because thank you very much, Wolf. And I hope you'll ask the same question of the Republicans about why they don't really want to meet the needs of the American people. But let me say to those people, because all of my colleagues, we represent these people I have for over 30 years represented my constituents. I know what their needs are. I listen to them and their needs are not addressed in the president's proposal. So when you say to me, why don't you accept theirs?

Why don't they accept ours? Our legislation is there to do three things, primarily to honor our workers, our honor, our heroes, our health care workers, our police and fire, first responders, our teachers, our transportation, sanitation, food workers, the people who make our lives work. We couldn't be doing what we're doing without them. Many of them have risked their lives so that they act to save lives and now they will lose their jobs because they will leave the state to go bankrupt.

Excuse me for interrupting, but go back, Madam Speaker, but they really need the money right now. And even members of I agree with that.

But but even said, even members of your own caucus, Madam Speaker, want to accept this deal. One point a trillion dollars. Congressman Rokan, let me just say this quote, Rokan man, you know, well, I assume you admire him. He's a Democrat. And he just said this. He said, people in need can't wait until February. One point a trillion dollars is significant and more than twice the Obama stimulus. Make a deal.

Put the ball in McConnell court.

So what do you say to Rohana when I say to you is I don't know why you're always an apologist and.

So Wolf Blitzer says, hey, people are losing their homes, I don't know why you're such an apologist. Hey, Rokan is pointing out that people need a stimulus check right now. Why are you such an apology? No, that's. And you see how bluff, Wolf, deathless phrase in who I'm sure you admire. He now she can't say, no, I don't. So he got her. And there and what does she have to come back with, I can't believe you're now she's pretending that the news guy is the problem here.

Watch this, this is awesome. You know, when Wolf Blitzer is the voice of reason. Wow, I knew precisely why she they're concerned. That's so, so important right now. Yesterday, I spoke to Andrew Young, who says the same thing. It's not everything, you know. Look, there's a lot there. Honest to God, he really can't get over it because Andrew Young, he's lovely. He can't broken. He's lovely. They are not negotiating this situation.

Your lovely is the ruling class before they could go fuck themselves. Rocard. He could go fuck himself. That's what she means when she says he's he's lovely. That's what she means by that. OK, just so you know. They had no idea of the particulars. They have no idea of what the language is here. I didn't come over here to help. So you're the apologist for the Obama. Excuse me. God, Madam Speaker, just I'm asking you serious questions because so many people are asking for you right now.

Let me ask you, this was the last time you get to see response time by the speaker. When was the last time you spoke with the president about this? I don't think the speaker. Why not call him and say, Mr. President, let's work out a deal. It's not going to be everything you want, not going to be everything I want. But there are so many Americans right now who are in desperate need. Let's make a deal.

What makes me amused if it weren't so sad, is how you all think that you know more about the suffering of the American people than those of us who are elected by the those of us who eat ice cream in front of our 12000 dollar refrigerators on television.

You think you know more about the suffering of the people than a hundred millionaire who hasn't done anything to help people?

Well, I know. This is when you don't have an answer, she's getting dismantled by Wolf Blitzer. And to represent them at that table, it is unfortunate that we do not have shared values with this White House and that they have in their bill. Why don't you talk about the bill, a tax break for the wealthiest families in the country while they cut out the earned income tax credit for the poorest families in our country and the poorest children in our country.

Has she told him good morning yet? Because that's what she usually does when she gets into a pickle like that, they were talking over each other so much. You think it was a presidential debate on the right? She goes on, there's more.

I'll take credit in their proposal either. But let's not go into you evidently do not respect the chairman of the committees. I really respect. I respect. I wish you would respect the knowledge that goes into getting the meeting, the needs of the American people. But again, you've been Georgiade defending the administration all this time with no knowledge of the difference between our two bills. And I thank you for giving me the opportunity to say that to you and Madam Speaker.

Certainly, these are incredibly difficult times right now, and we'll leave it on that note. Thank you so much for joining me on the vote that you are not right on this, Wolf, and I hate to say that. Again, the problem is Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer, who just dismantled you, and she knows she just got dismantled because she doesn't have an answer for Wolf Blitzer, a CNN host. She got her ears boxed in by a CNN host, and he's not even trying.

It gets worse. Watch this. But I feel confident about it and I feel confident that my colleagues and I feel confident in my tears. It's not about me.

It's about millions of Americans who can't put food on the table, who can't pay the rent and send them. I will represent them.

It sounds like she's saying we resent them. That's what I hear. I'm hearing. And we resent them. And you do. She does resent the people she's supposed to be helping. But these long few lines, I know you know them, I'm just saying present them. We know them as we know them. We represent them. Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. As they say.

It is nowhere near perfect, Madam Speaker. Always the case, but we're not even close to the good. All right. Let's see what happens, because every day is critically, critically important. Thanks so much for joining us. Sensitivity to our constituents needs. I am sensitive to them because I see them on the street begging for food, begging for money, not to speak to them. We feed them.

So now who sounds like Trump talking to a journalist, Nancy Pelosi? As soon as she got asked a question, she turns in to Donald Trump. Do you understand? These people are Donald Trump. Keith Olbermann is Donald Trump. Nancy Pelosi is Donald Trump. Adam Schiff is Donald Trump. People who are triggered by Donald Trump have Donald Trump in their shadow. That's who these people are. She's exactly Donald Trump. She's a corrupt oligarch who's in bed with war mongers.

She's a war criminal herself, and she wants to deny you help. She's certainly happy with denying you health care in the richest country in the world. They're all Donald Trump. They're all Donald Trump and of course, she wants Julian Assange prosecuted, they're all Donald Trump. And if you think voting for Joe Biden or Nancy Pelosi does you any bit of good. Who's being naive, Kay? Right now, we have a couldn't it be a bigger crisis in America and what is Nancy Pelosi doing?

Nothing. Hey, where are the richest voters districts in the United States? I'm going to guess that her district, Silicon Valley.

Number seven, District 12 of California, average per capita income, fifty two thousand thirty one dollars, Representative Democratic Representative Nancy Pelosi. It's the seventh richest district in the country. California's 12th district includes the city of San Francisco. Pelosi ranks as the eighth wealthiest member of Congress with an average net worth of one hundred million dollars. Naive and self-destructive, big Democratic donors back Nancy Pelosi and warned that funding will be cut in half if she's pushed out. Anyone who's praising Nancy Pelosi after the shameful interview with Wolf Blitzer is is out of touch.

She is the people need relief right now and she is playing politics instead of making a deal. That is exactly right. Pelosi is a bigger obstacle to progress than just about anybody else, like easily worse than Trump. Easily because people think that she's actually better than Trump and she's not. So she gets away with being worse, just like Barack Obama got away with being worse than George Bush. George Bush started two wars. Barack Obama took us from two to seven.

Barack Obama dropped more bombs that George Bush did, you know that so many, they ran out of bombs one year. Didn't know that, did you? Did you know Barack Obama put his kids in cages before Donald Trump, he gassed immigrants at the border? Did you know that? OK, so there is and you know that blue check, Hollywood's going to go batshit over that going to log. Yes, Queen Youth Wolf Blitzer is now the problem.

Wolf Blitzer, who asked a fucking question, is now. The problem is he is sexist, too, Nancy. Hey, maybe ask your daughter I best Wolf Blitzer is a sexist because he asked you a question. Everything isn't sexism. In fact, almost nothing Nancy Pelosi has said is sexism actually is certainly her daughter doesn't know what sexism is and is and is worse than a sexist. Christine Pelosi is worse than a sexist because she will use a false allegation of sexism to cover for criminal, corrupt behavior, which makes Christine Pelosi worse than a sexist.

That's why I how I feel about journalism, like when they write a smear piece about me and CNN or The Washington Post or somebody with an MSNBC contract, you don't get to judge me.

I judge you. I'm here to judge you, you fucking piece of shit. I don't take your judgment, I judge you. Journalism is bankrupt, not YouTube fucking comedians, journalism is bankrupt, politicians are bankrupt. Not YouTube comedians. You get to judge me. I judge you, hey, you know, we no longer have an Amazon link because we're not doing that, we're not playing that game. But here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member.

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Hello, this is Jimmy. Who's this? Jimmy, it's Senator Chuck Schumer. Oh, hi, Senator.

Jimmy, did you see the interview with Speaker Pelosi on CNN when Wolf Blitzer was interviewing? I did.

Senator, I saw that. Yes.

Well, that went off the rails, didn't it?

I couldn't agree more real train wreck my thoughts. Exactly. I couldn't believe the arrogance and entitlement displayed there.

Yeah, she did not come off looking very good. No, he did not wait. She. What the fuck I meant Wolf Blitzer.

Now, I met Nancy Pelosi.

She was monstrous.

How dare you how dare you defend Wolf Blitzer tactics. You're an apologist for an apologist are cool.

You know, that means literally nothing. And what do you mean, tactics? He was asking questions of an elected official who was answerable to the people.

OK, first of all, Nancy Pelosi is answerable to nobody. She is a queen. Yes, Queen. You better recognize a step, step, step. I'm doing that thing in the air. And second of all. OK, I forgot what I was going to say, I got dizzy from all that snapping, you know, America's literally begging for another stimulus and she's offended that she was asked questions about it. Sorry, Senator Schumer, but that's ridiculous.

Jimmy, are you involved in the negotiations? No, I'm not in Congress, right, and neither is Wolf Blitzer, so why don't you both just sort of stand aside and let the grown ups do the talking?

Really? Wow, just try and put on your big boy pants. Be quiet. And if you're good, Nancy might just give you a lolly.

This condescension and contempt for the voters. Do you find this to be a good tactic, Chuck? I mean, in the long run. You're not a New York resident. What do I give a shit? I live in California, though, where Speaker Pelosi is actually from. Yeah, but do you live in her district? No, I'm in Pasadena.

Then who cares what you think? You work for the American people.

You're supposed to help us. We decide what you need. You don't boss us around, we boss you around, we make the laws, but we are important people. Don't ever forget that the goal of you lot asking questions.

And you are really I mean, I'm kind of.

Oh, am I steaming your clams over there? Well, top sheiks have yourself an entire clambake for all I care. I'll bring the drawn butter.

Yeah, I'm pretty angry. Senator Schumer, we need you to stand up for us and stand up to Trump, especially if he wins again. Trump could win again. Yeah, that's a distinct possibility, especially if voters feel abandoned by the Democratic politicians and feel that they are viewed with contempt by the powerful. Really, then they'd vote for Trump? Yeah, that's what happened in 2016. Chuck. Oh, you're right. I had completely forgotten, Jimi, you know what I take back what I said, the welfare of the American citizen is our top priority and we will never stop fighting for them.

You have my word.

Can I have Speaker Pelosi's word to. And don't push it. Yeah, I want on Tucker to talk to the president last night, and this is what's happening.

So get this, America's longest war, a visual history of 18 years in Afghanistan. The visual history should just be somebody shrugging and going, why the fuck are we there? Mm hmm. And this picture that, by the way, this picture is back from 20 to 2002. That's when the Afghanistan war was just an infant. It was just learning is just getting its teeth and learning how to walk. Now, it's a sophomore in college. Top generals, so this is what I went on to talk about.

I'm Tucker Carlson. To top general declines to endorse Trump's Afghan withdrawal timeline.

Tonight, there are ominous signs that the military is openly defying our system of civilian control. Today, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Mark Milley, broke with the White House's plan to lower troop levels in Afghanistan to twenty five hundred. That's a plan that both the public and common sense both demand. Milley said he's going to conduct his own rigorous analysis of the situation. Again, aren't civilians supposed to be in control of the military? Jimm his thoughts about this is that the Jimm show.

We're happy to have him with us. Jamie, thanks so much for coming on. So I guess it doesn't I mean, I hope that I'd be principled enough that if a president I despised, you know, if Elizabeth Warren were president, that I would be as offended by this as I am now because it's an attack on our system, a system that we should probably keep a pretty good. Hold on. What's your view of it?

Well, I think it's great that when when a president orders a troop withdrawal, that's up for negotiation with anybody in the military. That's just how great maybe Mark Milley is, is one of these resistance grifters. And he's writing a book. He's planning on selling to those resistance people. Now, he stood up against Trump trying to end a war because that's what it seems like. Anybody just and here's the weird thing. Donald Trump, you have to and some of these wars, you have to pull these troops home.

Now, you want to appease the commander in chief. There's no excuses. People are sick and tired of these wars and he's got to take on the establishment, Tucker. That's what won him the election in twenty sixteen. You know, in the primary, Trump was able to smash the Bush dynasty and the Republican status quo, and now he can't handle a few military war hawks. And Mitch McConnell, I say he can't. You know, he promised why he got elected was he promised to give everybody health care and those oversea wars and invest that money back home.

Right now, President Trump, there are millions and millions of Americans who don't follow you on Twitter who are hurting, who needs a check right now and take those troops home, give that money to the people. If Nancy Pelosi offers twelve hundred, you double it. Put your name on that check. People need help right now. You know how weak it looks that you trying to position yourself as a victim to Nancy Pelosi and take those troops home, take that money, put it in a stimulus check, give it to the people right now.

The time is ticking. Now, you know, if he would have given us health care, he missed his moment. They are going to pick whoever gives the American people health care. They're going to put on Mount Rushmore. He missed that. Now it's time to take those troops home and invest that money back here. Now people are hurting. You tell the Senate, the GOP in the Senate and Mitch McConnell to do their job and get a stimulus to the people and he'll put his name on it.

Whatever Nancy Pelosi offers, double it. That's what Trump would have done in twenty sixteen. He needs to do that now. I just find it so hilarious. You're a lefty who I'm sure is not voting Trump, who's giving him better advice than any Senate than almost any Senate Republican, any congressional Republican in Washington. I think you're I think you're absolutely right, Jimmy. Thank you for that.

My pleasure. Any time.

So that's why I go on. Tucker Carlson, I know the president watches that show. And. He's listening to the wrong people. He, of course. And I think it was important to get that message out there. And, you know, he's obviously listening to Larry Kudlow and the Stephen Millers and the morons, you know, the Steve Manoogian, the people who he got elected by running against. He got elected running against those guys he's now listening to.

And so when I got the invitation to come on and talk about this. This meely, this General Milley, who's the commander of the Joint Chiefs, you know him wanting to put the brakes on with Trump withdrawing troops. I was like, this is the perfect and these two things go together perfectly, ending the wars, giving money to people back home, they go together perfectly. So that's why I went on. I think it talked. Tucker has the biggest show on the biggest conservative news show in America.

So I would like I appreciate the opportunity to talk to half the country.

And it's funny, you know, when people see me on Tuckerton, they come over to my show and they were like, wow, well, I thought I hated all the lefties and progressives. But you're not you're not a you actually tell the truth. I disagree with your policies, but I like that you're truthful. And I think that's what we have to get to and we have to be able to join forces on things that we agree with, just like Bernie worked with Mike Lee on Yemen.

Anybody who's anti-war wants to stop war. Let's work together to stop war. Mitt Romney is on the phone. I hope he doesn't call me his main damage me and ask me what up? Bup, bup. Hello? Oh, hi. My main damage, Amy, what up, uppity Bob, I'm so stupid. Hello, Senator.

Oh, why so formal? Dude, this is Milia Demet Mittens rom com to bomb to dash Mitt Romney here. Take your shoes off and relax, Max.

How are you, Senator Romney?

I'm just a tad miffed, Jimmy, or as you people on the street might say, totally fuck enraged. Would you like to know why my friend yet?

No, I'm okay with not knowing. You don't have to tell me honestly. I'll tell you anyway.

You're a big asshole, so sit down and shut up. This incivility is killing me. I wholeheartedly condemn the vituperative, vile, hate filled morass that dominates our political discourse today. You scum sucking commie pig.

Oh, it's very noble of you met.

Thank you, Jimmy. It's unbecoming of any free nation. It's time to put our hatefilled morass behind closed doors again, where it's easy to get away with calling 47 percent of Americans a bunch of freeloading parasites. That's the Bain Capital way. Yeah.

Does does that mean you're coming out against Donald Trump's policies? Oh, gosh, no. I wish you stop being so gauche about it. He's giving a bad look to greed. Gated communities aren't just to keep poor people from getting in there, to keep embarrassing things from getting out. Take that Jeffrey Epstein thing, for instance. That guy crossed the line, so we had to take him out while you had him take it out.

Yeah, we took him out to dinners, ball games, all the best parties, big expense account. But he had this address book. You can't keep an address book, address books now. So we had to kill him. Wow.

You had him killed. I don't wish to speak ill of a former CIA confidant, Jimmy. I'm just glad that address book never turned up.

It's all over the Internet. Not in Utah, my friend.

We don't look at bad things here. That's why Donald Trump is pulling ahead of me in my home state right now. Did you know that? No, but they'll think different. Once my colleague Joe Biden is elected, they'll come back to me with their tails between their legs, like a million caged dogs on the roof of a station wagon. I'm their only hope for you and normalcy.

Are you going to endorse Joe Biden or Donald Trump? Only when it's strategically advantageous, my friend. So I'll endorse Joe on even days and Donald on odd days. No surprises, as we used to say at good old Cranbrook.

How would you like Americans to vote this November, Mitt?

I urge every American to vote their conscience than at the last second vote. Their worst perverted fears doodles you scum sucking commie and stop the hate filled more as Jimmy, lest more, not more and more ass.

So there's a new poll that came out about Israel, Obama's are the most admired man and woman in the world. That's from September 25th. Look at the woman who wrote that what a name, Celine Gastronome while Vogue Gastro Nuovo. I love that. Gus Castronovo. That's nice. She don't want to just be Castro. I get it. It'd be like my name. My name is Celine Hillary, although not just Hitler. It's Hitler.

Yeoval, I write. I like it.

So Obama is the most admired man in the world. But guess what? He shouldn't be the kind of politics we have now where the left is represented by this kind of Obama mccrone style centrism, where you're both for the market and for bureaucracy at the same time, this kind of horrible. Right. The only possible appeal of that kind of politics is, well, at least they're not Nazis. Right. So so what they want is left to be this kind of mishmash of bureaucratic market centrism and the right to be outright fascist, to set the ball rolling in an actual left direction will make that centrism look like utterly unappealing in France.

Sometimes they talk about the extreme center. And I think that's a fitting phrase. It strikes me that what it's called, the moderates are the most moderate people possible. And the reason why they're so uncompromising, I think, is because they realize they don't have a lot of positive arguments. They're not really for anything. And somebody like Obama, the reason he worked was because he looked like the kind of guy who would have a vision. He acted like a visionary, had the intonation, he had the way of standing and looking into the distance like he really believed in something.

And it shows you something about just how much visionary politics has been killed. It didn't even seem to occur to people to ask what his vision actually was. Right. It turns out insofar as he had a vision, his vision was not to have a vision. You know, he believed in pragmatism and compromise and so forth. And that's what the center has been reduced to. It's become this pure set of performative symbols. And at the same time, you get to feel morally superior, which is ultimately what centrism, liberal centrism is all about, is the ability to feel feel better than other people.

So there is a kind of a.

So when you see Andy Richter and Judd Apatow and all the other Blue Jack Hollywood smug fucks and the producer of The Simpsons go on Twitter or wherever, they're just doing that to make themselves feel morally superior to Trump voters.

And that's what that's what centrism and neoliberalism is all about, to make themselves feel superior to someone else. And that's what it is. Their smugness flies right. The fuck off them. It flies right off them. They can't conceal it, they can't help it, it's who they are, what liberal centrism is all about is the ability to feel feel better than other people. So there is a kind of a symbiosis whereby the right wing pretend to be stupid, like George Bush.

The second sort of perfected this, like I'll act like a yokel. All of the liberals will make fun of me as an idiot. Everybody who resents the sort of cultural elite for having monopolized all the good jobs will look at them sneering at me and say, yeah, I bet those guys feel the same way about me as they feel about Bush. I'll vote for Bush. I stick it to him. Right. That shtick. Trump is just doing a more extreme version of the same thing.

Johnson is doing the same thing. You act like an idiot. The people who are sort of educated to make fun of you and it works. And who's really the idiot, right? People keep falling for the same stupid trick over and over and over again. There's a symbiotic relationship between these centrists who are just sort of sneering elitists and these guys who are the scam artists, who pretend to be yokels, who pretend to be idiots or pretend to be fascists or even real fascists or kind of phony fascists.

They are trying to set up a situation where those are the only two viable political choices because they both feed off and complement one another. So Obama is the most admired man in the world, but guess what? He shouldn't be, and I'm going to give you some of the reasons why he shouldn't be. Well, he led drone strikes that killed that 90 percent of innocent people. So that's true, so Barack Obama was a terrorist, he would kill innocent people with drones.

Imagine if you're sitting in your house and all of a sudden a bomb came out of the sky and killed you and your family. That's what Barack Obama did. And they killed your kids and stuff. That's what Barack Obama did on the regular. Nine out of 10 times they killed innocent people. That's called terrorism. But Obama's not enough votes for Labor, so he didn't help, so he was supposed to help unions and he didn't. Didn't help unions get card check.

That's a thing that helps people get to form a union easier, then help them tear Americans. This law makes it possible to arrest and jail you indefinitely any time. That's Barack Obama's raw Barack Obama repealed habeas corpus section ten twenty one of the NDAA. Sub headline, Terrorism may not be the worst threat to freedom that we face. Hey, how about did they prosecute the banks, not the banks that crashed our economy? Oh, Eric Holder admits some banks are just too big to see why Barack Obama should not be the most admired man.

He did nothing. Except hurt America. Hey, the U.S. just agreed to give Israel 30 billion in military aid. They have Medicare for all in Israel. FII. White House distances itself from Glass Steagall push, so they wanted people to know the thing that caused the crash in 2008, they wanted to fix that thing. Barack Obama did not want to fix that thing. Why? Because Wall Street told them they didn't want to fix it. Just bail us out when it happens again.

OK? Obama's foreclosure relief program was designed to help bankers, not homeowners. That's by Dave Dayen. And that's a fact. So if you read that article, it shows you that it wasn't a goof, that homeowners didn't get any protection during the economic crash. It was a that was a feature that Barack Obama wrote that bill in a way that screwed homeowners on purpose. So if you have to read, they're not going to hear that on PBS or CNN or MSNBC or ABC.

You'd have to read an actual article and find out the facts or watch this show.

Well, you're never going to find that out in the general atmosphere. Because they're not going to report it on Fox, because Fox also beholden to the established establishment and bank and the banks and Wall Street just like Barack Obama, just like MSNBC, just like CNN. President Obama signed an eight point seven billion food stamp cut into law. So he kicks 5.1 million families out of their house and then he cuts their food stamps. Sounds like Trump. I wonder how we got Trump.

Do you see why Barack Obama should not be the most admired man? So he was he was basically Trump lite and nobody knew it. He's also the deporter in chief, deported more Mexicans than any other president combined. Obama expands Monsanto's doctrine by signing dark act and invalidating Vermont GMO labeling law.

This is not sound like something Trump would do. Invalidate a local law protecting people from a harmful corporation. No, that was Obama did that that awesome. Hey, revealed how the FBI coordinated the crackdown at Occupy. That means Barack Obama did that. Barack Obama is in charge of the FBI. That's who did that. New documents prove what was once dismissed as paranoid fantasy, totally integrated corporate state, repression of dissent, totally integrated corporate state, repression of dissent.

New documents prove what was once dismissed as paranoid fantasy, totally integrated corporate state repression of dissent. Hey, it's not Obama administration's one billion dollar arms deal aid Saudi's brutality in Yemen. So Barack Obama helped commit a genocide in Yemen. Ninety percent innocent people. Do you understand why he shouldn't be the most admired man, that this is complete fiction?

This is a PR he's created by public relations, Barack Obama. Obama's final arms exports more than doubles George Bush's most of the two hundred and seventy eight billion dollars in approved sales have gone to Saudi Arabia. Foreign military sales under President Obama went, oh. This is the post-World War Two average, he was above the post-World War Two average, but incredibly his whole his whole administration. His whole term, the US is running out of bombs to drop. Did you know that Barack Obama dropped so many bombs, he dropped more bombs on George Bush, he ran out of bombs, they literally ran out of bombs.

Obama drops one hundred thousand bombs on eight different countries and gets voted the most admired man. Meanwhile, Julian Assange is literally dying in prison because he dared reveal U.S. war crimes into the world. And the corporate media is cheering it on. So now do you get why he shouldn't be the most admired man? He's he should be in prison. He's a war criminal. Here he is. I hear you. Here he is in Flint, ready, we invest.

Can can I get some water? I want a glass of water. I want a glass of water for my son. That is a feisty crowd. I mean, their lifestyle that's being poisoned. Yes, we're being gasoline right now. We need a glass wall. This is not a stunt. Oh, look at those people. Well, it's he wet his lips.

He did not drink. He didn't speak with his lips.

There was an audible gasp in the audience. People were just, like, absolutely dejected. Why would you do that? I am sure that somewhere when I was two years old, I was taking a chip of paint, taste of it, and I got some.

Yeah, that's like talking about like, well, I didn't wear a seatbelt and I'm fine. It's like but there were tons of people that died backstage.

The president sitting at the table with the criminal governor, decided to perform his stunts all over again.

You know, generally, I have not been doing stunts here, but, you know, that's not what I expected.

That's what Snyder did. It felt like he minimized, like what people are actually going through and struggling with. If you were actually lead poisoning, you would not be president. You will be janitor Barack Obama.

We were holding on to hope that he would declare a disaster area. A disaster would give us FEMA. It would give us pipe replacement, get engineers in here. Then we could get Medicare for all the residents of Flint as soon as he took a drink of the water and said everything's fine. That was that was that.

And look at it. Years later, it's still poisoned.

When he came here, it was my president. But when he left, he was not my president.

And now you know the rest of the story. Barack Obama poisoned those people, he left them high and dry, he protected the criminal who poison them. Barack Obama is a war criminal. He slaughtered innocent people. 90 percent of the people he killed were innocent. Barack Obama jailed and tortured Chelsea Manning, Barack Obama tortured Chelsea Manning, Barack Obama tried every which way to figure out a way to prosecute Julian Assange, and he couldn't. Barack Obama didn't prosecute whistleblowers.

I mean, didn't prosecute actual war criminals and torturers, who did he prosecute? Whistleblowers, journalists. Barack Obama is Donald Trump with black skin. And I'll challenge fucking anybody to that debate. He should not be the most admired man Barack Obama is the more insidious evil than Mitt Romney. He was the more insidious evil than John McCain, just like Bill Clinton was the more insidious evil than George Herbert Walker Bush and Bob Dole. So you think you're voting for the lesser of two evils and I have news for you, you're wrong.

It's the greater evil. Hey, Joe Biden got on the line again. Hello. Hey, it's this way. Yes, I'm Joe Biden. Vote for the Joe Biden show on the day with the election. Do it. Zero three zero three three zero.

They see the latest poll, the one showing your 50 point lead over Donald Trump with college students.

Yeah, but there's also one showing my 50 point lead over Trump with college students. That's one.

That's good news for you. Joe. Kids say, like Joe, I know what those kids went through, Jack, the first Joe Biden in a thousand generations of Biden to ever lie about going to college. And boy, I tell you where the boys really had to raise prices over Tobins. It was all good. And, you know, it was all good fun. I like some of those kids today whining about this shit and that shit. I got no empathy for them.

Are you are you giving the youth of America any hope?

Like I said, back in 1858, a nation divided against itself cannot stand. Folks who know my opponent has a tendency to stray from the truth. If you elect me, you'll never have to worry about hearing the truth again. Yeah, like I said, Matthew, 19. It's more painful to get a needle through your eyes than for a camel to find a decent veterinarian on Sunday. Uh, happy Columbine Day jerk.

Now it's Columbus Day. Come on, man, I'm ready to fight for you and our nation every day, without exception, without reservation, with a full and devoted art while thank you.

That sounds reassuring, however, however, what, Joe? I think you'll find out. Yes. Hey, you know, there's a lot more to that phone call. We don't have time in today's podcast. How do you hear the entire phone call? You got to become a premium member. Go to Jimmy Dorje, comedy dot com, sign up.

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