In Shakespearean times, the fool in the court was the most sharp one who could tell the truth to the king. Maybe you're that fool. You know what I mean?

Or, Why do foos fall in love? Why do birds sing so gay? They love him, my way it stays me. Why do they fall in love? Yeah. Little Franky Lime.

I forgot that one. For some reason, I forgot that song. Pat, Pat, Pod with Roon. Roon. Welcome to our new studio in Milwaukee. Hey, not too shabby. Very nice. The River Place, Rome. Rome. Welcome to our new studio in Milwaukee. Hey, not too shabby. Very nice. The River Place,Beautiful.

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Yeah, that is true. They really- But we're bringing a lot of chicken in, too, Roon. But before we spill the beans, subscribe to the- Motherfucking pod.

Exactly. If you're a young kid, the freaking pop, listen to your parents.

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Speaking of the merch, what's the Oh, my gosh. Is this real?

Is that the Milwaukee edition, Belt to Ask? What?

Oh, my God. That's wearable. I like that. That's what I call wearable merchandise.

Look at the deer.

I'm scared of it, honestly.

Is that the mint green one over there?

There's a green one over here, too. I wouldn't call it mint, but it's minty fresh. I'll tell you that much.

Like winter green.

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No, relax, man. Why are you trying to make me outstudent?

A stern talking to? I feel like that's just discipline.

Everyone I go, they ask, Where's Ron?

What do you tell them?

In my locker room. In my locker waiting on me.

Like stuffed in a locker, like you bully me?

No. Like, okay, cool. He's waiting. I get back to, okay, yeah, pump me up like you're in my corner, like I'm a boxer.

I am definitely in your corner. I'm custom auto over here. You're Tyson. Good to see you. You're Tyson. Good to see you, too. Back from the road trip. Welcome home. We missed you. A hell of a road trip.

I wouldn't say that. Okay.

You guys lost more games than you won. That sucked.

I did. I did definitely. It's trash, right?

Yeah. But I'd love to know how it was from your perspective. We We can hop through game by game if you want, or you want to just give a general overview of how it was. Game by game. Game by game, Golden State. Belt to Ass.

Reverse, reverse. I mean, Belt to Ass.

Crisscross.

Man, Belt to ass. It was good to go out there and compete. Sure. Cp was out there. Obviously, I hate losing them. I hate losing period, but losing Steph. Steph. Yeah. Cp3.

Oh, yeah. Cp3, Draymon. I mean, there's lots of history with lots of guys.

Yeah, man. So what you always hate to lose to Golden State Warriors, then when we go, I have to go out to Golden State.

You went to Los Angeles and played against the Lakers. I'm time out.

Why you make that face?

Because D'Angelo Russell, a friend of the program, just put in absolute work and won the game single-handedly. I wouldn't call that belt to ask, but it was not even a spanking, but it was some type of corporal punishment. So I don't know, you guys lost. Lost on a last second shot by D'Angelo Russell and a block at the end by Spencer Dinwiddie, two friends of the program. That's nasty.

That is nasty.

That's nasty. Nasty.

That's the game.

Agent Zero, dude. That was fucking... You filled out the stat sheet, but not in... It was more of a Tony Snow type of... Damn. But you impact the game in other ways. That's how I rationalize it in my head. Sixteen minutes, no points, no rebounds, no assists, no blocks, no steals. But otherwise, I thought it was good.

Straight cardio. Running up or down, not doing shit. Can we get like- In LA. You're talking about they was waiting on that.

Yeah, they were.

They were waiting on that.

Especially after all the shit you talked earlier During the season.

You know me? It's part of it.

It's part of it. Yeah, it's part of it. It's part of the game. But let's not get distracted. Why did you suck in LA?

Man, I don't know. It was one of my night. Yeah. Wasn't aggressive enough. One, locked in.

How does it feel when you go online and you see all that bullshit?

I put it upon myself.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fair enough. Come with this shit, especially now that I'm in the media. Anything I do is going to be extra great. Anything I do bad is going to be extra worse. So I understand that.

So it's just part of the game. And then a nice reason to bounce back in your next game against the Clippers, which was a nice bounce back.

Belt-ass. Fuck is you talking about? Yeah, we got that done.

The Clippers thought that they were about to get one.

No, let's go about... No, no, no, no, no, I text them, Hey, PG, bro, you playing Sunday? No, I text them like, Yeah, man, it's a hell of a game. Like, being an asshole. Group chat. Me, him, cat, big zoo, Pat Patterson. Cool little, you know.

The Vacation Bros.

The Vacation Bros. Yeah, PG. Beltas. You all got one, We'll see by Sunday, we'll see by Sunday.

They even tweeted that from one of their socials. They were like, Keep that energy on Sunday. Sunday.

So now, okay, cool. I got to be prepared. Please, you're going to try to cook my ass. Straight up. I look on the board, P. J. Tucker. I'm here to coffee. Wait a minute. Hang on. Hang on. Have I been food?

Were you bamboozled?

I was.

Was there a hood winking?

I'm talking about Finesse. Top Tear of finesse. What the heck? So I see him on bench. I see him dressed all up. What's up, man? You ducking me? What? Are you ducking me? We talked. You said he was going to be here Sunday. I'm in the alley waiting with my pistol in my hand.

Figuratively.

Where your ass at? When I was good vibe. What was his answer? I don't know. At the end of the game, so I won this year. Did I win this year? You won this year. Love game. Love. Love. That's all?

I mean, they're a great team, but the last two teams- Belt to ass. Yeah, Belt to ass. And last game, you beat them without Yannis. They trying to give you the same treatment without their two stars.

But you got to think, I'm going to motherfuckers. I'm, man, listen, I got good friends. Lawrence Frank. Great friend.

Great friend.

Great friend. Hey, you want to come work with me next year?

He said that?

No, I said that to him.

Where? On pod? No, no. He knows how to work cameras?

On our way to the court.

But I'm saying, where would he work? Rachel Nichols.

I see her. Hey, Rachel. How are you doing? How are you doing? You want to come work for me next year? Yeah, you guys got it going the fuck on. Yes. Damn. One of the biggest pods in the fucking world right now.

That is true. I saw you doing some work on Part of My Take.

Part of My Take. Part of My What's it going to take?

I went to the podcast rankings. I saw that podcast- Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Patrick Beverly, Joe Biden, State of the Union, Joe Biden.

Two presidents.

Yeah, shout out to those guys. Great podcast that they have.

State of the Union. I damn, I think I made it. The State of the Union, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Patrick Beverly, literally, Patrick Beverly. Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden. I Damn. Okay. This is what's going on. I'm here. You're here. Now we're here.

Yeah. I mean, people really lauded your storytelling ability on that show.

Yeah, it was great. So I'm going to cut you off. It's a guy who did interview Big Cat? No, a media guy. Not even close to Big Cat. This guy worked for ESPN. I think he was the African-American brother. He called me a fool.

Not the guy who was on the Lakers last year that called you a fool?

Yeah. What was his name? Chris Hay?

Chris Haynes?

Chris Haynes. Yeah, ESPN.

Oh, yeah. What did he say?

So I see him. I finish working out in S I'm about to walk. I see him before, though. I walk on the court. I finish working. I see him after. I'm about to walk off. No, no, no. Diverse, reverse. Hey, Chris. And me, when that time you call me a fool? He come on back. No, no, no. Do you remember? You know how you called me a fool.

On some haul notes.

Joking me, but still a fool. You want to work for me next year?

You're giving out jobs like that. Come on, man. Job creator.

I talk today.

Stimulating the economy.

I talk today. Come on, man. You pay better over here anyway. Get Lawrence Frank. I'm the fool, though. Get the fool. I'm the fucking fool. I'll go to L Frank. L Frank, man. What's up, man? Come on, man. First time Western Conference, Finals with the Clippers, man. It's my extension. You all done gave Luke Canard 65 million. You all done paid Kawhi, you all done paid PG. You all done traded my boy Lou Will, got rid of Tres. I know I'm next. I know I'm next. I know I'm next in line for some type of payday. I know I am. First time team, everyone to the Western Conference. I was here before it started, starting with two rookies. I know. I know I'm about to get paid. That man, L Frank, looked at me and said, No, man.

But who's keeping track?

No, he look at you, George Hill type four or five million. Okay. So you know what happens next? You got to trade me. But that was Clipper days. Good days.

Yeah, those were great days. La. The taxes are different in LA. What's the taxes like?

I think Chris Haynes, that guy is very interesting, Kerry. I wonder, how is it now? Now, everywhere you go, phone, everything, basketball outlet, everyone is. Like, Pabelle Bill Paul, Pat Bell Pop, Pat Bell Pop, Pat Bell Pop. For real, a fool, he called me. I got kids. That's crazy. I never called another man a fool. That was crazy.

Anybody was a fool. To LeBron. On a broadcast? There were cameras rolling.

After I gave just my opinion about what was my favorite LeBron memory? Shit, me beating the king. What the fuck? But I'm a fool. But now, a year later, you're in some change later. I guess I still am.

In Shakespearean times, the fool in the court was the most sharp one who could tell the truth to the king. Maybe you're that fool. You know what I mean?

Or, Why do foos fall in Why do birds sing so gay? They love him, my way it stays me. Why do they fall in love? Yeah. Little Franky Lime.

I forgot that one. For some That's the reason I forgot that song.

You like that, don't you?

It was very gay, though.

Yeah, very gay song.

Then you guys played Sacramento.

The motherfuckers was fast.

They were playing fucking quick. They were getting out.

I say, Boys, listen, boys. Track shoes on. Cleats. Yeah, we're going to be up and down today. Sure enough. Oh, my goodness, the speed.

I think Sabonis is underrated.

Listen, man. That dude's a beast. So I've been seeing a comparison with AD and Sabonis.

Oh, 9-0.

And I was faced with a question. The question was, Who would I rather take? Anthony Davis or Sabonis?

My answer would be Sabonis. Is that crazy? What's your answer? You can't say, I don't know. You have a podcast. You're part of the media now. You can't duck smoke, Pat. Who would you take?

Seven game series?

Yeah.

Ad.

One game.

It's a bonus.

What's the difference? More games.

More games.

Yeah. Sabonis just fills out the stat sheet, plays good defense, is good on offense. I don't know.

It seemed like- Is that the perfect way to answer it?

I mean, it seemed like a hedge, honestly. It seemed like you wanted to have it both ways, but That's my truth, though. Okay, fair enough. You're allowed to live your truth. I think Sabonis is just underrated in the fact that he's playing. We went from Indiana to Sacramento.

He's playing so well. It's the system, too. You got to get a coach a lot of credit, obviously, there Fox, Malik Monk. I mean, they playing the asshole. They're energetic. They're flying around.

Harrison Barnes.

I mean, yeah, he's steady all the time.

Keegan Murray didn't play against you guys, but he's very nice.

Trey Liles. I mean, those guys are herder. I I always like Sack, though.

I heard her. Popular among the ladies. Yeah.

I didn't know that.

That one girl said that she's, I guess, in love with him or something like that.

Yeah, crazy.

The girl from the background of that Steph Curry photo, but who was looking in the background of the picture? What were you saying to Malik Monk in that matchup? Because the advertisers of that game, I don't know if I have the Sacramento broadcast on NBA TV or whatever, but they were basically saying, If you could just watch this Malik Monk That Beverly matchup, that would be a show in and of itself. It seemed like there was a lot of intensity going back and forth between you and young Malik Monk.

Yeah. I always liked them, though. I went to Arkansas. I don't know if it was his brother or his cousin that went to Arkansas. He played football.

Monk?

Yeah, something like that. I don't know if it was his cousin or brother, but they're related somehow. And he played football I'm spending a little time in Arkansas for basketball, too. So it's always good to see him. And I like Monique Monk with the sack, with sack, coming off the bench, get the ball in his hands.

Sixth man of the year, probably.

Yeah, he got land with him, so he gets to protect them defensively, while I was like, Yeah, in a good system.

So is he a liability defensively at 6-2? Because he plays the two.

Yeah, but he played the two, but they got Alex land behind them. So he got some rolling big. They play fast. So even if you're not a great defender, you can be a good defender in that system.

Does it let you gamble a little bit more when you know you have a rim protector behind you? I know you're in that situation right now with Lopez.

Yeah, but you don't want to do it too much. You put so much pressure on your bigs, right? You don't want your bigs to be saving your ass all night. But if I see some shit, I'm going to try to get a steal or I'm going to try to-Who wasn't you?

I think you took away their left, sent them to the right, and it seemed like they had a nice little path to the basket, but then a low pass-come on, yeah.

Come on, give me that. Jay, help, help, boy, boy, help, help. Help. Get that shit out of here. You know what I'm saying? But he's elite rim protector anyway. Elite.

Great rim protector. Good shooter, too.

They beat the shit out of us, too. They really did. Oh, my goodness. And you know it's going to be... I'm talking about, like, sack. I got cowbells out there. They ringing all type of shit. Like the beam, all type of shit. I'm not getting to fuck. I'm telling you, it's so loud. It's so loud. But you know that it's sack. Like, oh, that's how it is. It's sac. It's lit.

They have nothing to do.

Man, great basketball experience. Great.

It's Sacramento. You know what I mean? That's the only show in town is the Kings.

Great.

But I'm happy that you're home from the little road trip. You obviously started off six and Noah after All-Star, one and three on the road trip. Still seven and three. I mean, that's a winning. 70% of your games is good in the league. But throughout the season, the Bucs have been better at home, statistically. So what do you think that is for the Bucs? And how can you sort out the road woes.

I just like everything that we have to do, winning a ton of games, losing a ton of games, losing a ton of games by a lot of points, exposing things that we're not good at. I'd rather get that shit out the way now, right? And then to the play-offs come and it's like, we should have cut it with her. We know how we respond to when we lost a couple of games. Just like a play-off series. Okay, cool. 3-1. Let's respond back. You know what I'm saying? So obviously, you go see a different 10 come out tomorrow or today. And you're going to see a different thing come out whatever the next game is. So I look at a big picture type. Okay, cool. Starting that road trip. 3-1, we're in the trenches. Versus seven, we got to win some games. You know what I'm saying? So you begin to, what I do, begin to play playoff series in your minds until you can respond well. So we need all the challenges we need in order to be that team that's holding the trophy at the end. You need everything. You need a couple of team fights, you need some disagreements, you need some losses, you need a whole bunch of wins.

You need everything to make the whole thing complete. So I'm happy we were able to experience that on the road, too. So that's good.

Any team fights on the road?

Hell, no, man. That's a great team. Great character team, too. Top to bottom. I'm telling you, even the people that's in the... And this is no discreet to anyone, but it's just a family vibe with the Milwaukee box. Everywhere they go on the road, if somebody got on green, they represent. You know what I'm saying? So it's just deeper than- Did you guys go to Nobu in Los Angeles?

No.

I was chilling, though. I'm at the Beverly Hills shit, man. I'm playing Call of Duty, man. I might do a little shopping, but It was Oscar's weekend, so I was really chilling. I went to the Prada party, though, the first night, the Laker night, but that was it. Lil Wayne? Lil Wayne, yeah. Shout out to the homie. I love that. Give a shout out to the homie, Wayne.

Did you get to hang out with him?

He came in in and out. You know what I'm saying?

Like the burgers.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to In-N-Out, right? Yeah, chopped it up, though. He got some hot shit coming out. Man, shout out to Lil Wayne.

How do you guys get along? Because he's a Packers fan, but you're a Bear's fan. But he's having trouble with the Lakers right now. And so it's almost like, you're a Packers fan. Come on over to the Bucks. Be a Bucks fan.

Deeper than blood.

Really? Well, shout out to Lil Wayne. Do you meet Mgk, too?

I met him, too. And the red guy.

Trippy Red.

Yeah.

I like his music.

Yeah, that's cool. I know a lot of it, but I like Machine Gun Kelly, though, because he had some nuts, some steel to go against M&M.

Yeah, true.

And I mean, he made like- The last time he ever rapped, too. Oh, my goodness.

But he had a success. He has a successful pop punk career.

Yeah, for sure. That's what I'm saying. Stay in that line.

What's some of his pop punk songs, bro? I fuck with Mgk, though, man.

He lit.

They're selling tickets to my downfall. Bro, you ever listen to that album? No. Dude, you love it. Angsty shit. Angsty shit, bro.

I want to sing some of it.

What's some other songs on that record? I worshiped it, that entire catalog, bro. We were in Arizona driving around, fucking You play guitar, too? I sold some tickets to come see my downfall.

It sold out in minutes.

I had friends in the front row. What are some other songs, bro? I just need a title, bro, and I'm going. Do I sound exactly the same? I had friends in the front row. I'll leave when I'm finished. Bro, you need I'm trying to get in on this, Mgk, bro. Bloody Valentine. Or what's the one with Black Bear? Is that bloody-That's when I'm gone.

My ex is the best friend.

My ex is best, bro. This guy has classics. So Mgk really did him the best service, honestly. Okay, say that. Mgk traded him to the bucks, basically. Say that. You put him on a winning trajectory. But that takes us to our next opponent, which is the Philadelphia 76ers. It'll be nice to play against them at home. So I saw Tobias Harris talking about some of the woes that he's going through, and he basically said, you can't get caught up in it. He's in a slump right now. Some Sixers fans are being like, Hey, should we try him off the bench in a rust type of way? Or how would you diagnose what's going on with him, going through a slump, and how you get out of a slump?

I mean, first of all, a player like him got to shoot more attempts. Block out the noise. Stay locked in. I mean, he's a pro. He takes care of his body. He does all the right thing, eat the right shit. So I'm not worried about it. With Joe going down, A lot of other guys have to carry the weight, and you just have to figure out ways where you can carry the weight, be great team player, impact winning, carry the weight, be great team guy, impact winning. And sometimes people lean to, okay, impact when it means more points, or impact when it means I have to do it this way, when in all reality, each game presents a different opportunity. So It's a tough position in the end, but fuck it. That's why they pay you the big bucks. Pull your fucking steal up and get the work.

It seems like he's a pro. He knows the right things to say, but I'm curious how something like this affects the mentality of just the average NBA player. Obviously, they'll say the right things in the media, but how much behind the scenes is that affecting their mentality? How much can it weigh on your mental health? I don't know. Behind the scenes.

I don't know. I've never been that type of... I don't know how to fix this pillow.

Pillow's kicking your ass right now.

I've never been the type of... I have some bad games that affect me. I know that I put in the work. I haven't missed a rep. I don't cheat the game. I take care of my body. So it's going to be days you feel great and shit don't go in. It's going to be days you feel awful when everything goes in. So I'm a product of trust to work. And big faith. Shout out to the man above.

Shout out to the man above. Shout out to you, God.

Straight up. So I don't really be...

And I also have noticed just through here- Man, when my number's called, when my number's called, cool.

A guy goes out, that's when I start a lineup. My star number's like, Wow, it was 14, 5, and 5 as a star, this shit. Pretty fucking good. No, pretty fucking solid. You know what I'm saying?

So I just play it. Let the guy start. But I think that I just have noticed it by spending time with you that any time that there's something mentally, I feel like you just put yourself into work or just focus on something else or just focus on doing something rather than wallowing. You don't seem like a wallow type of guy. Shout out to Gilly.

Yeah, no, not me. No, I understand that. It's highs and lows. By the way. Four games ago, I was hitting daggers against the Clippers and scoring a career high 14 points in a fourth quarter with the Bulls. And four games later, and I don't know, two games later, I had zero, zero, zero.

You were mother hen laying in a goosh eggs over there, bro.

You know what I'm saying? So it's part of the NBA.

That's how it goes. But speaking of mental health, I saw John Wall talking about his mental health, and it seemed like it was way deeper for him than anybody knew. He said he had gun to head multiple times, ready to unalive himself, which I guess you really never know what someone's going through.

Never know. Shout out to John Wall, man. Shout out to John Wall, man. Mental health is definitely important. But you got to think, man. It's a lot going on. Obviously, you know what I'm saying? The passion was just the game of basketball. I haven't been in a situation where basketball was taken away from me. While being a pro, he probably is going through different vibes, but probably all the money, all the success, all the fame still.

Yeah, it's tough because he literally was on top as far as Kentucky, top recruit, number one overall pick, massive contract, taught us how to dougie. There was so much that was going in his way. It probably doesn't have the familiarity with the lows. You go high so long, then you're exposed to one low, and it's like, what the fuck is this? It's literally foreign to you.

And he got a lot of basketball left on him, too. He's younger than me. He got a lot of basketball left on him. So I think that's what it is more than anything. Somebody take hoops from you when you ain't ready for hoops to be taken away from you. You got to think for the money, for the cars, for the nice houses, for everything. It was hoops. Goal was always the NBA. You get the NBA, get everything from the NBA, get NBA They're taking away from you. Now you're just at the crib chilling. Why NBA still going on? People you went to college still going on. People you have competed against still playing. That shit bites at you, I'm guessing.

Yeah. And that's why I mean, dudes play overseas. They want to play. The basketball Basketball is what they know. People playing the G League, basketball is what they know. Basketball is what they obsess over. And some people don't have the luxury of pivoting to media and having multiple skill sets that they can capitalize on. Mental health is real, but I think that- Real.

Stay played up, stay blessed up.

Keep them busy. I think that the idol mind is the devil's playground.

Tell them again. Say it loud for the people in the back.

The idol mind is the devil's playground.

One more time for the people outside who can't hear it wrong. The idol Minds, Devil's Playground.

Shout out to Harold Hill.

Like that.

Yeah. So, yeah, just keep them busy. I feel like that's the best way through.

Stay strong, my boy.

Yeah, stay strong. For sure. Nothing to fear, especially if you're- The deer. Bar, bro.

Let's see. Play with these people. All right.

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You heard the man, DraftKings. Shaq said that nobody ever feared LeBron. He said people feared Michael Jordan, people feared Kobe, but no one ever has feared LeBron. Do you find to be a fair assessment, or do you think that people even think in those terms?

Their team playing around a way to stop LeBron. That's part of fear. You had to change your whole defense for LeBron. We went through my first scouting report. Don't let LeBron James do this. He down there 40 years old.

What is the scouting report on LeBron these days?

Don't let him do the look at the watch three, man. Don't get hit with the look at the watch three. What's going on? What time is it? That's embarrassing. Take Trey with Don't get hit with that. So, yeah, he's still LeBron James.

Still LeBron James? What do you think about the whole fear thing, though, as far as what players are feared?

I don't know. Some people take fear different, right? Because it was a time where a lot of people fear Westbrook. You know what I'm saying? He was giving you 40, he was giving you triple doubles. He weren't hitting a lot of threes. It was just an angry game, a power game, an explosive game, dunking on your ass, getting to the free throw You're too little. I'm rocking baby. I got baby in my hand, got pacifier in my hand. You're too small, you can't guard me. You know what I'm saying? But I don't know. I've never been the type of player that feared anyone on the basketball court.

Yeah, I think fear is like, is it like he could give me 50 points or he's going to whip my ass.

You know what I'm saying? I don't know. It was a different game back then.

Interesting. Yeah. No one's whipping our ass.

My motherfuckers fear of Charles Oakley.

Right.

Big Oakley I'm just choking shit out of motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? My motherfuckers fear the shit Charles Oakley. They fear the shit out of Charles.

You ever wish you played in the '90s just so you could beat someone's ass, get away with it? No, man.

I don't want to be fighting, man. That shit, I want to hoop. I'm in the era I need to be in. A little bit more money.

Yeah, it is way more money, but it would have been... I mean, imagine the next era. Bro's are going to be billionaires.

You know what I'm saying I'm trying to get my son, Spank. I say, Spank, you ain't touched the ball since your game, huh? No, dad. I'm like, Come on, Spank. Give me some pushups. Give me something, Spank. I was your age, then I gave him that. I found myself being like one of those parents. When I was your age, I was at the basketball court all day long. My dad, look at me. I sound like a dad.

Yeah. I mean, he also has probably more than you had.

He got basketball right in the back. I said, Man, if I were when I was your age, if I had that basketball right in the back, I would have been back there all day. Why would I have to come, choke me, take me to be all type? I'm hitting him with all type, but it's true.

You got to get him walking to school uphill both ways.

That's what I used to do. He's literally in a world of his own.

Yeah. Yeah, the world of his own. Maybe he'll be a great thinker then.

Yeah, I mean, he's literally just floating through Earth.

He could be a CEO or something like that.

I hope so. I hope so.

I hope so. Or a golfer.

Listen, boy, or playing heist. It's either black or white with him. One of those? Yeah, he's either black or white with him. He'll be President of the United States, so he going to be I'm like, Dad, I'm looking to check out this new diamond. Where did you get that from? Why it's so big? So I got to guard him very well. Whatever you do, be great at it.

You know what I mean?

I got to guard him very well because if he slips, he can go either way.

But I think that if you're the best diamond thief, that's still your greatness is greatness.

Imagine, though. You have son, son grows up to be the best diamond thief ever.

I think there's honor in diamond thievery. Art thievery, diamond thievery.

No, I ain't no honor in What do you mean? That's what I said.

I don't know. How many steals do you average?

Not enough to go down and spend the rest of my life for it. No.

So I guess no honor in stealing explains part of the stat line against the Lakers. You know what I mean? Keep it to yourself. Sure. I'll leave you alone. But shout out to Spank, man. Hopefully, he's going to be great at something. You got a good head on his shoulders.

Yeah, he does.

He definitely has a good head on his shoulders.

How's your puppy doing?

Doing great, dude. Big fat Josie.

Six on.

She is.

Hey, that surprise you didn't know we recorded it like that. That was dope, huh? That was dope.

I fucking loved it.

My bugs was telling me that they play your song through the pod to listen to it because they can't get it anywhere else.

We got to get that out there somewhere. Should we release a song?

Through the pod?

Through the record label of the pod?

Should we shoot music Music video.

Yo.

I shoot music video.

You think Dame wants to hop on a verse?

Chill, bro. There you go. I always want to be one of the new guys, man.

I'm just asking. If you rapped, I would have you on a verse.

No, I'm cool.

I feel I think you're more of a singer, though.

Yeah. I'm a David Ruffing type. Yeah. I'm one of them type.

I think you're more of a Frankie Valley.

No, I said David Ruffing. Hey, listen, I'm watching Temptations. They doing their thing. They making all their money. They doing all these crazy songs. They putting up in all these different cars. Everybody putting up a Cadillac. It's like, damn, these Black motherfuckers. It's fly, man. They look good, man. Shilt shirts on. They got gold rollies and shit on. I'm counting. How the fuck David Ruffin at? David Ruffin last pulled up an all-white Rolls-Royce. All-white, everything gone. I look, I say, I want that. Hence, why I have a white Rolls-Royce truck.

It is pretty fucking sick.

Oh, my God. He looked like a Black angel. So I fucking looked at great. I was like, Look at him, man, coming out there. We're going to have five of the figures where I'm from, so They were ruffing.

What belt was he wearing?

All white? I think the whole thing was white scarf, too.

We need to put out belt merch, white belts or something like that. Some belt merch. That was good. Because that belt to ass is catching on, No, for real.

We don't need to want credit.

No, we need to trademark it for real. We need to get the copyright. Did you see that the UNC team was chanting it after the game against Duke?

Again, bottles thrown them.

They They were talking their shit to the crowd.

Getting bottles thrown at their face.

Yeah, it looked like wrestling, bro.

Damn, John Shier, Bell, two Ass. Stole my fucking award.

John Shier went and apologized to the fans afterwards. He was great. That's hilarious to apologize.

But the Bell to Ass, Kanye West said it. Someone else said who?

Latto said it? Yeah. Latto's management, bro. It's crazy. It's deeper than anyone could ever imagine.

That's what I'm saying. Bell to Ass.

Them being like, Belt to Ass. Belt to Ass.

You know that that means- You fool me again.

Blast. Oh, my God.

You got to do a whole segment. Well, well, well. I'm back again.

But of course, Patrick Beverly. Belt to us.

Reverse. Reverse. Oh, my goodness, boy. Them boys putting leather belt across our motherfucking head. Yeah. Oh, Wale Wale. Yeah, man.

Does everybody have permission to use Belt to Ass?

Yeah, I ain't tripping, man. I'm just having fun with it.

So would it make you root for a team more if they use Belt to Ass? Unc, they're stamped right now Belt to Ass family. They're under the Belt to Ass umbrella.

Everywhere I go, every arena, I hear someone say Belt to Ass. And fucking say it more, You see me at your arena, your local grocery store, Belt to Ass. Yeah, Pat, I just got a couple of extra hours on overtime. I beat the system, Belt to Ass. Yeah, I was drunk and I had confidence to ask a hot chic that I liked a lot out on a date. Belt to ass. I'm with it. Anything, life, where you've overcome something. People use it against you, too.

Like, the Sixers Jumbotron guy who He's like, dancing in the subscribe sweatshirt. Now he's like, a post on his story like, Belt to ass, Pap-F. Beltas.

If you lose a game, people, it means a lot to people. I love it.

It means a lot.

I'm just glad that we can interact. Everyone can come together. We can interact. It has to be bad. It's competition. It's funny. It gets reversed. Obviously, you can't go A, two, and no. You know what I'm saying? So obviously, you're going to lose some games with even saying it. So It's good. I love it. Belt to ask.

Good show, chap. Have you seen this saying that's been going around? 20 is the new 12, saying that it's impossible for there to be a... Or 12-point comebacks are really like, you could come back for 20 points relatively easily now in the NBA. Do you find that to be true?

I've always found this to be true, but I don't last four or five years.

Okay. Why is that?

So many possessions. Game is so fast-paced. Some offenses are built for possessions. Some offenses are built that they can't score in half-court. So you might turn a ball over like a motherfucking first half, but protect it the second half, come back because the team was so bad in half-court. So Yeah, I agree with that. And it be shit like, man, be down a W. All right, cool, man. Nine minutes ago, Man, let's get that bitch down to 13, boys. Let's just get it down to 13. Let's start the fourth down, 13. Down, 13. You made a couple of run first time out. Seven-point game, are we cool? Seven-point game ain't shit. That's a miss shot, rebound, trade-ball. You down four. Miss free throw, trade ball, down one. Turnover off your leg, hit another trade ball, up two. Yeah, a different game.

Chip away, yeah. I mean, you look at your guys first Clippers game at home. What was it? A 15, 16-point game? Not 20, but you know.

All right. Walk their ass down, Dirty 30. Walk their ass down. Yeah, good dog.

Other news. Julius Caesar stabbed to death on the Senate floor by senators, including his personal friend, Brutus.

What?

Ides of March. I don't know if I could sneak that one in. That actually happened 2,000 years ago. You see Ant Edwards block?

No, no, no, no, no, Did you hear about this, though?

Have you seen this? Have you heard this? Julius Caesar got stabbed on the Senate floor by a bunch of other senators, including Cicero. No. He was apparently corrupt all of Rome. Did you see this?

You know that's how Jesus died. You know that's how Julius Caesar dies? I swear they were decent guys. I swear they remind me of me sometimes. Right.

Exactly. I don't think Julius Julius Caesar was that bad. Did he deserve to come to such an ignominious end? He didn't even really want- What did he say?

What did Dreg say?

Pompei to die like that.

The guy that's evil eyes. Yeah, he said it. Right. Jealous guys, evil eyes.

Exactly. But I think Brutus' mom really played into it because she was scorned by Julius Caesar. I think that there's more interpersonal stuff at play than just political stuff.

I was watching a TV show. I think it was Billions. And Axel Ross said some wild shit like, a hero in my damn shirt, man. He said some wild shit like, I only want to be the biggest billionaire. I want to be the Caesar of Caesars.

That's huge.

It resonated so well, and I'm like, Me, too.

Bro, the month July is named after Julius Caesar. You got a fucking month named after you?

It's my birthday, too.

August, I think, is named after Augustus, too, which is another Caesar, I'm pretty sure. I don't fucking know what I'm talking about. I'm talking out of my ass right now. Say that.

At Edwards, though.

At Edwards, bro, he fucking... How about that block to end the game, bro? That guy is fucking different. Skip Bayliss tried to say it was just like a regular block.

Come on, Skip. We're not going to entertain.

Yeah, we're not entertained.

Foulery.

We're going to keep it in the Coliseum. We are definitely not entertained by that bullshit. That shit was sick.

Oh, my God. Get well soon, Cat.

Get well soon. Yeah, that sucks.

We got to talk about them now.

Cat injured.

That changes their team.

Yeah, that's fucking tough.

But if I'm them, I'm starting Nas Reid.

Alongside? Rudy. Really? I mean, they thrive with this Twin Of course, then.

Yeah, we've been doing it all year. I got to go stay with it. You feel me? I might take them out early, whatever. But our team is used to that. Our team is used to that.

Yeah. I think that they can thrive with Ant, but it's like If you are who they say you are, a superstar, have no fear. The deer is here.

Exactly. No, but he's a super duper star, so I'm not really worried about it. My thing is when they start to trap, when he played good teams, has very good rim protection, and they trap, and they're disciplined in their traps, who's going to be that third score?

And what's the answer to that?

It has to be Jay McDaniels.

No Conley?

I mean, he's a second scorer.

Okay, that makes sense. Because, okay, I saw Ant pick Paul George's pocket.

He's got a handle lose. Somebody will hit me with a move. Stop that weak-ass handle.

Is that true? He has a loose handle?

No, he just-I hate to hear that. He has to hit a break with a lot of his handles. So if you know a person, his handle is basically built on getting you off balance. But if you have strength, it don't matter about balance.

What do you mean? Low strength? Core strength? Lower body strength?

Usually, guys there in Fox, he has blaze and speed, so you don't have to have breaks. He just go past you. Paul George is 6'9, so he doesn't have blaze and speed. So most of his stuff is Against people his size, yes, he can get it off, but against people smaller than him, it's harder to get his moves off. So his snatch against another 6'9 to get a guy off balance, but his snatch with a guy that's 6'2, the guy will still be in his shit. So strength, if you're a small guard and an undersize guard, strength offsets that balance that the 6'9, 6'8, 6'10 guys have.

This reminds me that I was wondering what size or style of player do you think your defense is most effective against?

I don't know. It's holes in my defense, no matter where I pick. I'll say I'm just honored that I'm able to talk about defense at the age of 35 years old. That's very impressive. And I do qualify for some awards this year.

I mean, 61 games played out of a possible, what, 64, 65?

Anyway, Anyways.

Who's keeping track, though.

Yeah, who's? I could say smaller guards because I'm stronger than guards my size. But then their speed gets me sometimes. But then I could say taller guys because my strength, and I'm low to the ground. But on the flip side, they can post me up some. So it's...

There's not a specific archetype against which you thrive. Yeah.

I got it all, though. Got it all. I got it all.

I would definitely say you got it all.

Elite defender, still.

Get this man on a fucking defensive team, bro. Get him on an all defensive team. I qualified. Don't play this guy.

I literally qualified this year.

Don't fucking play him. Did you see that Kobe's statue has words misspelled on it?

Come on, man. That cannot happen.

That's so... Three words misspelled.

Maybe they were just trying to rush to get it out.

It's a statue, though. I know. You can't rush a statue. It's not like you're handwriting it. You're chiseling.

I'm trying to be positive here, bro. That's all I'm trying to do.

No, there's no excuse for that, bro.

There is none.

Your statue is going to be a immaculately spelled. But where do you want it to be, though? Would you ever have a statue in your own home, a la Terrell Owens, of yourself?

Yeah.

You would?

Yeah. But in all my homes, like a piece of one big statue in all my homes. So when you put it together, it's me. So it might just be a leg. You know what I'm saying? It might just be an arm. Like, What's that arm come? Patrick the Great. You know what I'm saying?

On your Captain Planet shit? You know what I'm saying?

Our powers combined. We are Captain Planet. Captain Planet. He's the hero. He's going to give me to zero.

Take pollution down to zero, bro. Don't gloss over the most important part.

Okay, my bad. Gloss is fine, dude. Gloss.

Gloss, dude.

So I have a piece that each home I have.

Okay, got it.

And then you put together, it's like a safe somewhere else.

It's like a coal. And like you, they all connect and it starts radiating. Yeah. Like a Whore crux or something like that.

And I pop out.

Whore crux, Harry Potter. You ever watch the Harry Potter movies or read the books?

Locked in. Not the books, watch movies.

Really? What house do you think that you would be in?

Hey, man. What house was Harry Potter in?Griffindor.Me.That'd be you.Yeah, me. Yeah. Yeah.

True.

What about you?Griffindor.Yeah..

Cool guys. I want to be hanging out with you, bro.Yeah.

Cool guys.Yeah, cool guy house.They had that It was lit, didn't they?

I mean, Slytherin was probably the cool guys, too, even though they were-I don't remember the movie like that, though. I'll give you the Four Houses. It was Gryffindor, where the heroes of the story, Slytherin, where their mortal enemies.

Yeah, The black people, the dressed in all gothic black people.

I think they were white people, but-Dressed in black. I understand what you're saying. Ravenclaw.

It all starts at, bro, because I feel like we've been doing a lot of black and white shit lately.

You like to do that shit.

Speaking of black and white, you got something for me.

Okay. This is our new answer. Wait, do you want to talk about the fucking Gilbert Arena shit first?

No. Fuck that. We don't get that shit attention on our show.

You've tweeted about it. That's it.

That's all it gets.

Yeah.

Okay. Supposed to be the O'G's, man.

Right.

Be the O'G's. You're supposed to be the real ones. You're supposed to be the big homies. Feel me? Come on, man. Don't let this podcast, all this shit, turn you. Come on, man. People look up to... That's the problem now.

You bother me when the guys, you know what I mean?

Come on, man.

Start acting like me, you know what I mean? Come on, man.

That shit was hella weird.

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New Amsterdam Vodka. What, bro? The New Amsterdam Starting Five, which we do every week. I got a fun one for you this week.

I fuck with Jolly Ranchers. I don't know if people... I'm a big candy guy. I don't know if it's big sponsors for candy. And I know this is another sponsor, but candy people. If you guys have... I'm like...

No, I put a Jolly Rancher in the New Amsterdam. It's incredible. Like a martini.

Matter of fact, I'm glad you said that because I have some Jolly Ranchers you could put in that.

Amazing.

But look at the Jolly Ranchers I have.

Strawberry.

When do you get a strawberry one?

Only on your birthday.

That's what I'm saying. This is the special ones, you feel?

See, what I like to do, I pop in Jolly Rancher.

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Say less. Hey, man.Dalicious. When's your flight?

In two days.

Yeah, man. Hey, you all watch out for my boy Ro. My man, I forgot when this fight was, man. No, no. Let's get to the new answer there, man.

Starting five.

Five and five.

Let me This is bad broadcasting for him. Okay, here we go.

Starting five- And they took away my fucking mic. I'm sorry.

I know.

It's not right. I know, but the guy, the sound is fucked up. I got it.

The sound quality. You know what I mean? We got it. You have the Midas touch regardless. You don't need the gold Mike, my friend. Starting five, white guys in the NBA who are the least white, the least white, white guys in the NBA. You're starting five.

I get to go five straight?

Five It's all straight. It's all yours.

Number one, Tyler Hero.

And that's obvious.

I mean, I'm talking about...

What?

He hurts me sometimes. But boy got gang. Boy got gang. He walked up to me in a bubble. Mind you, this is my first time ever seeing or meeting Tyler Hero. I don't even fucking... You know what I mean? What's up, man? What? What the fuck is he talking to? But okay, I got it. I fouled him or something. Oh, no, I'm like that. Hey, Tyler, man, you better stop fucking playing, man. But he got gang. That motherfucker got good gang.

You know where he's from?

Where?

Wisconsin. Yeah, I love it even more.

I love it even more. Sons of Tyler, he wrote. That's my one.

So he's on your team. We could go positionless. Just give me five.

Got to go Chet.

Chet. I saw him in a durag.

I saw her with KD. Doing what? I don't know. Oh, shit. She's chilling, though. Yeah? Yeah.

Okay. If he's with KD, they might drop a rap verse with Stauly.

Okay. Say last, say last. Whatever that means. Say last.

Who else? Who else?

I got to go. I don't know if this is a good one. I'm thinking I think Kelly O'Lennic. Really? But I don't think Kelly O'Lennic. Really? He gives me frat guy vibe that's cool with the Black dude, but not- He's like a Sigma? You know what I'm saying? But he cool. If I'm a hoop, hoop, we had on backwards. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to do my thing. Hbcu frat?

I don't really know. The first two were first bell automatic. You know what I mean? Unanimous. Porzingus. Porzingus? I was going to say no euros, but you could throw Porzingus in there.

Okay, I only got two there.

No, it has to be five. It started five. It's the segment. You can use euros.

No, I don't want to use euros. Let me finish thinking then. Okay. All right.

You want me to throw names at you?

No, no, no, no. Don't throw any names at me. I got this one because I'm going by how I met them. So I'm going Tyler Hero. I'm going Chet. Is Olinic in there or no? No, just those two for right now. Okay.

Olinic rescinded. You're white again.

Caruso.

Caruso. Okay.

He was on the bubble for me. Caruso. He golf. You know what I'm saying? He do his thing. He do the normal white stuff, but he'll pop head, bear dunk on you. Yeah, come on, motherfucker. I respect that. I respect that. So I get that to Caruso. I need two more. Lakers, no.

No Reeves?

Clippers, no.

Big zoo?

No. I was about to say boy from the Knicks, but I heard he's Black.

Dante DiVincenzo?

No, no, no, no. Harstein. Hartenstein? Yeah, I heard he was a black man. No. Yes. I heard he's from Houston, Texas. Someone in his family is black. I don't know if it's that. But you know what I'm saying? So he's not all the way white.

He's named Hartenstein?

But I'm a DiVincenzo.Deeva Chanzo. Let's go Deeva Chanzo.

Deeva Chanzo. That's a great pick.

He was talking his shit. So I got one more. I got one more.

Hartenstein is black.

I got one more. I'm going to take my time with this one. Nothing in Charlotte. Nothing in Washington Wizards. Nothing in Detroit.

You don't like Cory Kispert?

Nothing in Pacers.

T. J. Mcdonald will be on my all white guys team.

Nothing in Chicago.

What about Boston?

Boston. You want to go... Yeah, you can put them in there, the point guard. I always say his name wrong, bro. Preacher? Freetrick.

Freetrick.

Petrick.

Payton Petrick.

Payton Petrick. I said it right, right? Yes. But no, that's your pick. I don't like that. I'm really thinking about this. Anybody from Utah, somebody motherfucking play there. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know Walker Kessler's body, but- He always give me like, Yo, yeah, thanks, Pat.

What are you saying?

No.

Boy from the Atlanta Hawks.

Bogdanovic? No.

He used to play for the Houston Rockets last year. He tatted all up.

Who?

What the fuck? I got some. Oh, That's a good one, Patty. Garrison Matthews? Yes. Yes. Yes, that's him.

Garrison Matthews? Yes.

Garrison Matthews.

He doesn't sound Okay. You're named Garrison. It checks, it tracks. All right, Garrison Matthews. Oh, shit.

Yeah, look at him.

Look at his stare.

You feel me? That ain't white neighborhood. That's 8 Wow. That's LeBron. I mean, that's not LeBron, it's M&M vibes. Yeah, exactly, bro.

I don't want to say trailer park. I didn't say it.

I can't say it.

I said I didn't want to say it. You could say it. You can say the TP word.

I can't say. I would never say that. You can say Trailer Park.

Why is it disrespectful? That's some people's background.

I know, but I wouldn't disrespect them like that.

Fair enough. Well, he rounds out your starting five. So your starting five, Tyler Hero. What's his name? Garrison Matthews.

Garrison Matthews.

Tyler Hero. Garrison Matthews. Garrison Matthews. Chet Holmgren.

Chet.

Alex Caruso. Caruso. And Dante DiVincenzo.

C The cool little crew. Take them niggas wherever they want to go.

I bet they love to hear that.

Straight up. Yeah, man.

Damn, I like that squad.

Who you got?

So like I said, T T. J. Mcdonald.

You can't say T. J. Mcdonald. He's the whitest guy in the world. He's the nicest guy, too. That's my dog.

Walker Kessler, Gordon Haywood, Max Struce, and Duncan Robinson?

Or-my team wins.

Grayson Allen?

That's a game changer. Is he? Yeah, he take my fuck out.

Yeah, he will. You're tripping if you think otherwise.

Yeah, he'll take my fuck out.

Yeah. No, I think that, honestly, it's-I I win that game. Oh, of course. Well, that's not my real team. Those are my whitest white guys.

Okay, so it was your real team?

I mean, I think that you basically said my whole team, except for I would have Payton Preacher on there instead of the dude you named.

And that's how I win.

Yes. Yeah.

Whole sleeve tattooed up. Taking charges everywhere.

He's taking charges?

He sacrificed his body. I like it.

Taking charges, catching charges. That guy does it all. Shout out to New Amsterdam Vodka. You still drunk? Maybe. I I feel good.

I feel good. I feel great. Right.

I knew that I would. Before we get out of here, some Barstool Sports housekeeping to go through. Frank the Tank wants to do a walk with you.

You know what? I ain't going to lie, man. As of late, the way my schedule has been, I've been booked.

What? You're not going to walk with Frank?

Yeah, I would love to. But I'm booked up. I got this over here. I got people. I got to meet over here, and I got to play basketball.

Frank, the tank, wants to walk.

And I'm a father.

He wants to walk with you.

I know what- It's just going to take a small amount of your time.

They said they would drive out here from New York to walk with you.

See, that's a lot.

That would be nice of them.

I know, but yeah, I'll do it. You'll do it? I'll do it.

You're shooting something with Marty Bush on Friday?

Say it again. I'm busy.

So you're not going to do that?

I'm going to do that also. Okay. That's what I'm saying. I'm doing a lot.

Are you going to do something with Jersey Jerry as well?

Yeah. Then I got to do something with Mantis. He's doing 100, locking 100 free throws.

But what about Jersey Jerry?

I got to go to Chicago and do that. I mean, I'm booked.

For Jersey Jerry, I was thinking about what if you guys stream Call of Duty until you guys get a win? That's a smart ass idea, right? No, no, no.

Fucking legend.

That would be sick.

I should definitely do that.

Yes. He said he's about it. I texted him about it earlier today before I even brought it up to you because I knew it would be that good of a fucking idea.

I got an off day. Start after tomorrow for two days so we can get on top of this ASAP. Asap.

Yeah. He said he just got back in. He quit streaming. He had to break up with his friend Ravioli because they were playing too much Call of Duty, but now he's back in. So maybe you, him, Ravioli, and Cheepee.

Love that. Ravioli. Can't I have a totally. I'm looking for it.

Oh, shit, bro. You're spitting.

Okay. Hey, that's how rappers be whole. You're shit hot. Okay, go. Oh, shit, bro. You're fucking spitting, bro.

Open the door, bro. There's a Marks Madness shit coming up. Do you want to do that shit?

Yeah, we should do a bracket.

So they have something called Bracket Busters.

No, we should do our own bracket. Let's do the real ones bracket. Okay, we can do that for sure. Let's do the real ones bracket.

I love that.

Now, what were you trying to say, though? I don't mean to cut you off.

No, you're not cutting me off. Tell me. You had a great idea. No, it's not my idea. Barstool is doing something that they call Bracket Busters, where it's like you pick a lower seed, and if they win two games, you get something. Let's do that shit, too. All right, so you're in for that? I'm in for that. I'll text them right now.

Again, that's what I'm saying. I'm busy. I'm booked up.

You're busy. Frank the Tank. But Frank just walked with Dave. You know what I mean?

I called Dave yesterday, FaceTime, he ignored me.

What?

Didn't call me back nor text.

What?

Now I think we're beefing. So now I'm at his fucking neck.

Dave's? Yeah. Damn.

Yeah. And you see that belt, Dave?

That's probably why he's pissed. He's about to come to ass. No.

It was his belt.

Yeah, not anymore. Wow. That's crazy that you stole a belt and then started belt to ass.

And then say, I don't steal. Right. Wow. Sick day.

Wow. That is a sick day. Dude, I also wanted to-No COVID. On a very serious note.

I got an IV the other day.

How was it?

Amazing. Her name was Lady Z.

Lady Z?

Lady Z.

And she gave you IV? What fluids did you get?

Just all the stuff that was under the rules of the NBA. She always wanted to give me a shot of my ass every time. Fuck. Every time. I'm in there with the crew, in there with my lady, in there with anybody. She's Patrick, vitamin C, and she's from Ukraine, so she has an accent. Vitamin C? Can you help me out? You're great with accent.

Vitamin C.

You need to try it, Pat. Yes, yes, yes. But lady version of that.

Yeah. Vitamin C, Pat. You need to try it.

Yes.

Then you say, I don't know what's in it. It's not steroids, Pat. Trust me.

Then I go, Come on, ladies. You're not about to just shoot me in my ass, and then you go, I'll shoot you in your ass.

Give me AK-47.

Right. I'm Lady Zee, relax. No, we're not going to do that. No shots there. No shots today.

You sure? Only shots are doing our new Amsterdam Vaka.

The only shots you doing. We doing together.

But on a serious note.

You see my face change?

Yes, I did. One of our producers, a guy named Mike Grinelli.

You want me to do something with him?

No, no, no. His girlfriend used to work at Barstool, and she just found out she had breast cancer, unfortunately. The fuck? She's 27 years old. That's what I'm saying, bro.

Fuck cancer, bro.

Super unfortunate. Fuck cancer, bro. Mike, Alana, we just wanted to give you guys a shout out. We know that you guys are going to beat this thing. And just across the board, people definitely get tested or checked, or just even if you have the slightest inkling that something could be wrong, definitely try to take care of your health. But it's a shitty journey to be going on, but they definitely have our support. What time? What time? Alana.

What time? What time? Alana. What time? Alana. Alana. Alana. Shout out to Alana. Stay strong.

Stay strong.

You got this. We all read for you. You got this. You got this shit. Beat that shit. Ring that motherfucking bell. I love that shit. I was on Instagram watching one day, man. It just hurts to see little kids though, man. Hair all shade up. My grandma had cancer. My grandma had cancer, man. So I'm very familiar with it. So Fuck cancer.

Yeah, it's weird.

But man, Scott Pollard. Crazy. But he run the bill. It's like you felt the energy even through the phone. So man, we always prayed up. I like that. I like that, man.

Yeah, for Sure. They definitely have our unconditional support. Just thoughts, prayers, all that.

All that shit. And not only them, just anyone who has cancer, too.

Yeah, we're definitely an ally. Just keep on fighting. Keep on fighting. Stay positive. You got this.

Got this. Got this shit.

Hell, yes. A little positivity to end for them. A little seriousness. I like that.

It's necessary. Yeah, of course. But that's what the pot is for, though. Regardless, we come on here, we have fun, we talk sports. We go black and white, we laugh. We just trying to change the world all wrong. Positivity. All love. We just trying to change the world, bro. We're just trying to be informative. We're trying to give love, show love, add value to whatever type of life anyone has. You know what I'm saying? We're just trying to change the world, bro. That's the only thing that's part of this. Love, man.

Love it. See you guys next week.