New Amsterdam Vodka, five times distilled, 100% grain, neutral spirits, 40% alcohol by volume, 80 proof. But that's just a bunch of mumbo jumbo to illustrate that this is some of the best tasting vodka on the market.

And if I'm lying, you can slap me across the face if you see me out in the streets. Try this new Amsterdam Vodka, and I guarantee that you will be in a time machine, a fast track, a moving walkway towards funner times in your life. You are guaranteed enjoyment. And that guarantee is coming from not only me, not only Pat Bave, but from the entire Barstool Sports family. About New Amsterdam Vaka is going to transform your night, your weekend, into a transcendent enjoyment experience. Find your wins today with New Amsterdam Vaka.