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We set a goal out. Come on, man, let's get five in a row. After five in a row, let's go get five more. This is the one of the five. We got a lot more work to do. It's going to be a crazy road trip. We're going to be West Coast. But I think this has got to give these superstar guys confidence that, okay, cool. I can get right, make sure my body is good, and the team go hold it down. Man, he was killing. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a Very special episode of the Pat-Bev pod with Ron.

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Ron. We're 75 episodes deep into this thing, and today is maybe the most momentous one of all of them. Love that word. Before I say another word, subscribe to the pod. You're doing yourself a disservice if you're not liking, commenting, upvoting, and subscribing to the pod.

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Hey, subscribe to the motherfucking pod. And if you're a kid, motherfreaking pod, okay? Listen to your parents, but subscribe.

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With all that aside-Subscribe. I'd like to welcome our guests for today's show. Okay, say yes.

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Where are you at?

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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Patrick Beverly.

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Look, guy. Thanks for having me.

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Hey, welcome to the show, Pat Bam. No, no. Thanks for having me. You love this show because mostly it's about you.

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Hey, so Listen, I'll be watching the show. I can't take my eyes off of it. You guys do a hell of a job. It's an amazing... You guys hit everything. I mean, if it was something I can point on to get better at, I really can't. You guys talk about everything, relationships. I love the Black and White. I love the basketball talk. I love you, Rapping Ron. I love everything about it. You guys, man, you all on this shit. I'm happy for you.

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Well, that's crazy because the respect is so mutual. And I think that we're catching you right at The hottest moment, maybe of your fucking career right now.

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No, I think, no, life.

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Maybe of your life. I haven't known you for your entire life.

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Obviously, I have children. You know what I'm saying? But besides that, when it comes to career-wise and job-wise, I have a bomb-ass podcast, man. I have a bomb ass host. I played on several teams last several years. Great teams. I've been fucking bawling this year. I've been really cooking shit.

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Well, I don't know where to start, but I think numbers are something that really can't ever lie. Yeah, 8-2. 8-2 since Pat Bave has joined the Milwaukee Bucks. Hey, listen.

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Phenomenal team. A group of one-on-one win at the highest level winners. Mindset is great. The focus is great. Man, this team was good before I got here, man. I'm just fortunate to be in this situation. But this team was pretty stacked before I got here. I'm just happy we're winning right now.

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But you put a Triple A in the back, and suddenly it's Energizer bunnieing all over the city of Milwaukee.

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For sure. But it's like every team I go to, like Humly.

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Yeah. I mean, 14 and 9 last year when you joined the Bulls. Sixer start off super hot this year.

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You know what I'm saying? So it ain't a surprise. I understand what I bring to the game of basketball. I understand I don't miss days. You feel me? I don't plug in other things and other vices for basketball on my podcast. I put this first. So it's not a surprise that playing well and the pot is going well. I work my ass off of this shit.

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All joking aside, I'm literally like, gitty right now, though. I'm just so genuinely excited because I know coming to a new team is really a life-changing, life-altering thing. And your new kid backpack.

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No, no, no. But so some kids, they go to school. You feel me? Some kids go to school and it's like, they try to fit in. I came here to win. You feel me? Yeah, I'm the new kid in school, but my backpack Diora, my J's, they Diora ones. Spider-man Editions.

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And they're squeaking.

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For real. Yeah, I'm the flat new kid. I'm the Two new kids. So I just been putting this locker room, and it's been great. Everybody's hooping. You can talk to everybody. Everyone's not extra coach. You can have tough conversations. You can talk shit. Bobby Portis has been fucking balling. Hey, Clip, get out. Come on, man. Get the dogs, man. Come on.

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But this is a dog episode. This is really what this is, bro. The dogs just come flocking.

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Shout out to Bobby Portis, man. He was hooping.

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That's a dog.

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You know what I'm saying? Shout out to Dane.

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That's a dog. So if people don't know, we're coming right off the heels of beating the Los Angeles Clippers. And this game is special for a couple of reasons. This game is special because tonight, the Milwaukee Bucks are playing without Yannis, and you don't expect as much Out of a team when a super duper star multiple time MVP isn't playing. Fuck that.

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No, all due respect. No, it wasn't no other way. We set a goal out. One man's good Five in a row. Out to five in a row. Out of five in a row, let's go get five more. This is the one of the five. We got a lot more work to do. It's going to be a crazy road trip. We're going to be West Coast. But I think this has got to give these superstar guys confidence that, okay, cool. I can get right, make sure my body is good, and the team go hold it down. Man, damn. Man, he was killing. Could nobody guard him. Could nobody stop him. A light 40. A light 40. And he missed open chippies. You know what I'm saying? We just vibing. We tough. We're a tough team. We ain't backing down from nobody. Brooklyn Lopez is great. Aj Green, I love him.

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Talk about AJ Green then.

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For real, man, I've still... But I knew it, though. I knew it. I go to every chapel, AJ there. Every chapel. A man of faith. Yeah, I'm a man of faith. You know what I'm saying? Hey, Pat, man, you got any churches that you want to go to? Let me know. I'll text you the options. So that doesn't surprise me at all. A man of faith, that doesn't surprise me at all. Coming in game, cold. But I tell, We closed Huddle with Chicago Bulls. I say, Hey, before we close, AJ, man, you won us that game. Straight up, You won us that game. Okay, cool. Fast forward, we play Clippers. He won us that game. Instant, instant. Come in, still. Boy, it's still. I'm so happy for him. So happy for him.

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I mean, as a guy who has balls yourself, you can... Balls recognize balls. That dude has ball.

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No, still. You hear me saying it. I'm saying it without saying it.

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I'm saying it, bro. The Man of Steel. For real. No, Clark Kent.

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No, for real. He's still.

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He's pulling up from five feet beyond the three-point line. Yeah.

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Don't surprise me.

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In the biggest moments of the game. Don't surprise me. But the Clippers game wasn't a wire-to-wire win for the Bucks. You guys were down early. You guys were down first, second, third quarter.

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Kept fighting.

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But there was no point where it completely swept away. It was a 15-point deficit at one point, and you guys said, You know what? We're still going to stay in this game. What was the conversations that are happening within the huddle? It seemed like there was a lot of intensity. No, nothing.

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It was just more like, All right, man, listen, we see they double team and Dane. All right, when they double team, you ready to shoot. Then they disrespect me. They got a fucking big Zubac on me. Just disrespect me. But I'm like, cool. I know how the game going to end up. I'm going to get a big shot somewhere around the game. Just let me, if I'm open, let me stay confident, squeeze that thing. All right, cool. So they tried to muck up the game. We went zone. We mucked up the game. It was just one of those games. I mean, Dane made some great plays. When we needed a bucket, Dane was right there. Then we had an inside present, and Bobby Porters was doing his thing in a post. So they had to double Bobby Porters, and they had to double Dame. So it gave the others a ton of fucking shots, bro. It was just up to you to knock them down.

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The Internet is saying it's not fair for you and Bobby Porters to be on the same team. The intensity that the two of you bring.

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Whoopig.

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Whoopig. That's Arkansas shit. Whoopig, man. That's Razorback shit.

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Razorback shit.

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I mean, as you guys are taking the lead late in the game, the way that both of you are going to different corners of the court to charge up.

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Unridden.

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Just absolutely charging up.

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But we do this every game. We do this every game. We did it with the Bulls. We did it when we played Charlotte. Man, I like to turn up, Bob. You like to turn up. Bob, you like to turn But, fuck it. Do your thing. I'll beat you in the middle somewhere. It's a vibe, man. It's really a vibe, man. It's been so exciting, so happy to just go out there and compete with this team, bro.

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The Bucs stayed really close throughout the entire fourth quarter.

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What about Doc, though? Good God. What about Doc? What about Doc?

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Talk about Doc, bro.

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Come on, talk about Doc, the shit he was doing all game.

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What was he doing?

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He was his eighth ATOs, how they've been over this span. He just draws up nice shit. Easy shit. You know what I'm saying? He gets guys, buckets where they need to get it. He sees the game as a player. I'm running back. Yeah, man, that's good. But post Bobby, they can't stop Bobby. And that's what we did towards the end of it. And it was phenomenal. Just him in the locker. That's easy. That's coach shit. You do that normally. But just him in the locker room, him at practices, that shoot-around, him in a field, Obviously, we got my main man, Rex, who does defense. That's my dude, man.

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Who's Rex? Is he the bald, bro? Yeah, that's my dog. I saw you guys having a heated conversation on the sideline. Oh, no.

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Positivity. No, we're always heated. We're always heated. Intensity. I like to say that I gave Rex a certain defense. He likes to say that you did me. You didn't do that. I just used you in a different way. So we go back and forth a lot. But that's my dog, Rex.

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You never told the story last podcast about you calling the zone.

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No, I'm so happy they missed Dogas. I'm going to choke shit. But look, so you got to understand, right? And I want you all to listen, right? I want you all to really hear me out, right? So Rex, he was the offensive coach with O'Keecey, When me and that Russell Westbrook shit happened, right? So instantly in his mind, he's like, Yeah, for sure. They had a chance to win a Championship. People like to blame me for it. Obviously, the coach who did the offense, he fucked that motherfucker Pavev. Fast forward, he's a defensive coach with Doc and the Clippers when I'm there. So you got to understand, I don't even know he's the offensive coach until then. So he probably walked around with some shit on his chest. The first coach I ever got first-team all these I'm not even messing with.

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You know what I'm saying?

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I'm talking about we used to bark and fight at each other and argue with each other and disagree a ton. You fucking be a player, let me fucking coach. Well, you fucking coach the right way because that shit ain't... You know what I'm saying? And then This year, he has no job. And I see him. Hey, man, I came to see you. Hey, man, Rex, I miss you so much, man. Hey, man, what you think? I mean, don't worry, bro. You're going to get a job. You're going to coach again, bro. I don't know, man. Nba has changed. I mean, Rex, you're great at your job. Fast forward, man, back in Milwaukee together. It's the shit that within this basketball shit that a lot of people don't talk about. So shout out to Rex.

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Yeah, you guys were obviously communicating well. He's elite, too.

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He's elite. He's an elite coach.

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It seems like Doc also, he knows when to charge you up. And it's almost like you're a power up. We're like in a video game. It's like the cheat code. When do we put in Pap F?

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He be calling me out in film. He be cursing me the fuck out. But I know our I'm not going to make you feel me.

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What did he curse you out for? Give me an example.

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You got to stop doing your own shit. Yeah, Doc. Yeah, motherfucker. But you're the only person that thinks that not everybody else. Yeah, you're right, Doc. You know what I'm saying? It's just me and him got a crazy-Your own shit on offense or defense?

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Both.

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Fuck that. Doc, man, what you mean? They can't guard me. Go through Dame, Pat. You're right. You're right. My bad, doc.

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My bad.

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Dame is Dame.

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I love, love, love. Let Dame be Dame. When you're hitting catching shoots, when you're hitting stepbacks off dribble, when you're hitting floaters in the lane when you're hitting the end ones. It's like, you got to have some confidence in your offensive game.

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No, I've been hooping. You feel me? Humbly, too. I've been hooping. I know exactly what the bigs are. I know what the rotation is. My mind is ahead of the game. I know exactly what's going on. Okay, Yana is in the game. Let me get some corner threes up. I work on it all the time. So I'm fucking hooping. But I've been hooping all year, too. But I'm happy to do it with a winning team. You know what I'm saying? I'm happy to do it while winning.

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Talk about the three that you hit to tie the game tonight.

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Coach going to me, Hey, man, you got some, man, that's tough. Come on, man. Still, you know me. What you mean? Still, they literally got Zubox disrespecting me all game. Okay, I got something for you just for doing that, Tee Lou. Big time coin three. And it's on Paul George. But you got to think like, Man, me and Paul George, we a motherfucket. Grease together. Girls, His wife, you feel me? My girl, we in that motherfucker kicking it. Big zoo. His wife, Pat Patterson, his wife. We're having our way. We're chilling. Family vibe. Big family vibes. We're playing basketball without a basketball. Let the women shop. Yeah, Pat, I've been working on the move. For who? He, Man, next time we play, I got this move for you. I'm messing, but put that move up. Let me see it. So I'm literally guard them. I got on motherfucking Dior swim trunks, motherfucking sandals out, toes out. He got on the damn there the same thing, a white T-shirts that we just gard each other. No basketball in Greece.

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Did he get the move off?

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No, in the game, let me see that weak-ass who are you What are you talking about? I'm about to show you right now. He got a bucket. It was a curl screen off a layup. His bucket always plays off me, never with the ball because I'm going to take that shit.

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You had one. I didn't know if it was a steal or a block.

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Yeah, a low swipe, always block.

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So that was a block? Yeah. That went down as a block? One block.

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Because he didn't even have the- I know you. You like to bring the ball down. You like to bring the ball down. My hand will be right there waiting on you. I know you personally. But that's my man. Today was all get lost in the game hoop vibes. You feel me? Like all hoop The guys that was on the floor and the guys that played, it was all just like it felt like it was summertime hoop. Rico Heinz hoop. You know what I'm saying? That's the vibe it felt like today.

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I mean, since the All-Star break, there's been an intimate familiarity with every team you play against. You know the Timberwolves. You know the 76ers. You know the Clippers. You know them well. You know the Bulls.

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You know how hard that is. Like, understanding that, understanding your relationships, understanding your impact you had on the team to come back and to stay focused. All the distractions that come with the city, all the distractions that come with the team. Obviously, I have a great fucking podcast. So okay, cool. They waiting to clown my shit if we lose a couple of games. So the pressure with it, man, it's light, though. I can't wait to hook.

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You poked a ball out of Paul George's hand.

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Let me set the tone. I got off me. Okay, so what? Give me tech. Fuck that. I'm in this bitch. Did they tell you? No, they bet not. I'm Pat Biaf.

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Because I was like, damn, I heard this one.

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Pat Biaf episode, man. They got to be fucked up, man. Yeah, they didn't know. They got a nerd to have me on the minimum. Think about that. That's cold.

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But say less. Twelve and nine and four steals tonight. That felt like money.

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Good. No, it was cool. But you know me, I love it. I'm from the mud. I've been I heard before. I'm used to this. The one thing I'm used to is this. Coming out the ground is light.

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You also got to play against James Harden tonight.

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Not one bucket on me.

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And you were guarding him coming over half-court. There was a little jostle. You came out laughing. He came out laughing. What was that all about?

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You got to think, so me, beer, man. I started my career off with beer. Always bro. I make move in the middle. He likes to left step back, pull back. I make move, right step back, pulled back, hit it. Look at him. He laughed. Oh, yeah. You see, I'm locked the fuck hair right now. Where you get that from him, me. You forgot? I told you about to step back. You asked me why I'm stepping back in so much when I came overseas. So that was fun. The interaction was great. It was all I'm lost in the art of basketball. It was great.

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I mean, he's doing his thing. He's getting his foul calls as an artist.

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Great wine.

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Oh?

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Yeah, great wine. He got great wine out.

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I didn't realize that he was a sommelier.

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Yeah, he got great wine. You all go check it out. James Hard wine.

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Yeah. What wine does he have?

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Listen, I don't know. I know a man got wine. I'm just trying to show love.

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That's fucking nice of you. You were also talking to Kawhi Leonard on the free throw line. Yeah, you like I saw you just come up and say something to him.

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It's fucked up because I didn't even get a bucket on him, man. I'm so mad. I didn't even get a bucket on him today. I got a bucket on Paul George. I got a bucket on beer. You feel me? I got a bucket. I flowed on Zoom. I didn't even get a bucket on him. First play, he turned my shit over. I'm mad as hell. So he go to free throw line. Four-quarter free throw. Okay, cool. Perfect time. I go up, grab him. Hey, man, give me one, bro. I don't have to miss this motherfucker. Fuck me. He He trying to stay locked in. I got his ass. I ain't talked to him all game. He ain't heard my voice all game. He go up there, clank, I love game. Shout out to Kouai, man. Shout out to Derm, too, man.

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We owe you one for sure. That was love. I mean, the crowd was fucking rocking today.

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It's crazy. We was talking about it before we were shooting the pot. I'm so locked in. I hear nothing but silence in my head. I hear bald dribble. That's exactly what I hear. He's You were squooking. That's the only thing I hear in my head. I go to you all like, Yo, was it louder than that? Because I'm watching the highlights. That bitch was electric.

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When they do the bricken for chicken- That motherfuckers got fed today. Oh, my God.

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Oh, yeah, motherfuckers got good wing today.

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There was a genocide of chickens off that one.

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Yeah, good brand sauce getting dipped, good blue cheese getting deep. Yeah, give me a good wing.

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That was maybe one of the loudest I've ever heard a stadium, and it's just a wholesome crowd. It's like a defense, but they just mean it. There's no sarcasm to it. They're just screaming at the top of their lungs.

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We play a pretty brand of basketball. It really is nice. It really is. Our defense is elite.

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No, I mean, well, since the All-Star break, I don't want to pump your tires. Elite. Number one defense since the trade.

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Elite. Remember, Rex was the coach. I gave Rex argument, Rex thinks he gave me.

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What did you give him? Tell us exactly what you gave him.

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So the defense is built off a low man. Okay. All right. But the rotations was different. I've always said, I'd rather rotate down on a player than up to a person. You rotate up, it's going to be the offensive guy's advantage. But you rotate down on the guy, that really seems like a guy is trying to run you off. So you can really only send a guy one time. But if you play at the baseline, you can actually use baseline as defender. Put the rotation guy who's ever in the corner, have him help, invite the corner pass. Don't take away the corner pass, because if you take away the corner pass, the rotation from the wing to the next defender, it's impossible. It's going to be wide open shots. Invite it. A lot of people don't know how to invite it, right? So that means sit on the wing for a little bit until he releases it. It means invite it. Run that down, because the only thing a person could do in the corner is either shoot. He got the sideline and the baseline, which are two defenders. Like, play basketball. It's two defenders out there.

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Use those against him. You're closing down on him, send him back to where the low man was, where he just left at. By that time, it should be two, three seconds on the clock. Elite basketball IQ. People don't know.

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People act like, Oh, Pat Bav brings a lot of energy to his team.

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No, they have no clue. Elite. You know me, I'm on shit like, Hey, listen, you all know we got third corner. I'm like, Fellas, you all know what this team do? They take away corner three. So if you're a big time three-point shooter, Bs, Get to the wing. Get out of the corner. Put somebody else in the corner.

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And where's AJ Green hitting his three from?

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Swing, swing, boom. You got to think. Teams like to take away corners. I know the game of basketball. I know it.

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Like the back of your hand.

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Not the back of my hand. I could be better. I've learned a ton. I learned a ton from nick Nurse. I learned a ton from Fenty. You feel me? I'm learning a ton from Doc. Now, some new shit he got.

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Man, the intensity, the level of intensity, you mentioned it a little bit with Bobby Portis, but what you're bringing to the table, what he's bringing to the table.

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We've been on a nice ride, and we deserve to enjoy it because obviously, I played on teams. Sometimes at summer, you don't see those teammates anymore. So that's why you have to stay present. Yeah, we want a ton of games right now, and we feeling good. That's cool. We deserve that. We work our ass off of that. We're mentally focused. We come in mentally focused, so we deserve that. But at the same time, let's not get out of character. Let's respect the game. Let's respect our opponents. But we're nice as fuck, and we're deep as fuck. We're deep as fuck.

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I mean, last episode, we talked about the starters.

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Galanari got took down today. Come on, man. Galanari ain't played two, three years, man.

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Aj Green, starter level. Come on, man.

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For real, we 11 starters. We have 10 guys who have actually started over five to six years of their career.

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They pulled a little okey-doke with the starting lineups, though. You started. They're like, Pat Connaughton.

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Say last.

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I was like, No, no, no.

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So I'm getting treatment. I'm getting worked on. Doc walked in. You're starting. Where? I don't know. Four, three, two. I don't know.

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Okay.

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All right. Who I got? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know yet. All right. James Harden. Take Paul George. Okay. You take James Harden in the fourth quarter. Okay. Might put you a little bit on the kawaii. Damn, Doc. Okay.

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That's all the guys. That's all the guys. Say less.

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Say less, though.

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That's all the guys. Say less.

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I got you. You know I got you, Doc. Say less. All right, boom.

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Yeah. Any good conversations after the game? No. Just hi to everybody. Suspective.

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Yeah. Suspective. We go out there and be prepared. We got a nice ass team. Dame is a fucking stud. He can fucking burn it. Oh, my God. And he makes free throws.

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And he can finish, too.

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Yeah, he's tough. And he's making the right play. He makes the right play.

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Yeah. You're taller than Dame.

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I don't even notice. Probably my hair.

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Yeah. Probably my hair. That is true. How do you decide how long your shorts are?

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I got tights on the mind. I like to be I'm like, Swagged out. I got to be fine on the court. So it don't matter for me. I like short shorts, though. Not too short, where it's obviously noticeable.

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Dames are short.

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Are you looking at that man's shorts like that, man?

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He's playing basketball. I'm just watching the basketball game. I'm not saying that. It's not full of Ken Baysmore.

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I'm your guest. What else you got for me?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. That was an intense one. That was a good one. Your fourth quarter performance in that game was one for the ages.

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Listen, I'm so locked in. I have 14 in the fourth until they said NBA posted that. Damn, I would guess I was hooping.

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Zero points going into the fourth, 14 points coming out of the fourth. And you were getting it all different types of ways.

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Excuse my hand, but someone get this infant off me. Okay.

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You were tired of them. But we could start with three different players. We could talk about Vuk, we could talk about Ayo, or we could talk about Derozen. Which one do you want to talk about first?

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You pick. I'm your guest.

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All right, Ayo. You said you have to pick up your teammates, and you weren't saying that for the microphones, but the microphones picked you up, and it was almost like you were being a better teammate to your former teammate than your former teammates were being to him.

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That's a good one, but I always show love. Ayo. Not Ayo. He hates that.

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That's my bad.

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Yeah, it's all right. Ayo. He apologized. I called him Ayo the first day here. He hated my name. I A-O. Okay, he not.

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I-o. I owe him an apologies. That's on me. Oh, bar. Come on. Say it again. I'm locked in. And that was after he shoved you that you picked him up.

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Yeah, that's my man. You got to think, he played great game. I'm first one to call him. Fuck text, call, FaceTime. All you was hoovering, huh? Yeah, something like... But he's a troll anyway. He's great. Great kid.

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Well, I feel like you were talking to him at the beginning of the season. It's my dog.

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Little bro. It's my homie. Little bro. That's my little dog.

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But he still gave you a little- Supposed to.

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I taught him well. Next time you see me, give me another chicken wing. I'm mad that you didn't do it earlier. Straight up, I was given out chicken wings today. My fuck was running around me today. Count my chicken wings when we played like these. You come down this way, your ass getting chicken winged. Hi, excuse me. Excuse me, what, where are you going? Elbow to chest. Yeah, you're going to run around me.

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Or, yeah, even pics at the top. I saw a coffee wing.

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Yeah, get Get back. If a chicken wing is out.

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Or just right away, you're just like,.

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Like a defensive end. Then on the post, Paul George tried to pose me, Oh, chicken wing out. Yeah, on play. That chicken wing will be, yeah.

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But you were D-ing up Derozen.

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That was a good one.

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You were deeing up Derozen It's frozen and it frustrated him.

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They put him in a bad position. How's that? They put him with the ball at the top of the key.

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Right.

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You can get away with a lot more at the top of the key. Why is that? Because it's so much space up there. So they credit the defensive guy more than the offense. Mine, just there's enough space for Offense, the guy to get more shit off, too. So that's why they let the little shit go. A little hand grab, a little, Oh, I hit ball in hand. I got to let it go. It's the top of the key. I'm just giving people nods. Hoopers probably don't even know that.

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Yeah, this is a free game episode. You might be saying too much.

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Now I know, okay, cool. I could be super aggressive. I know he ain't going to pull up for three, so I can be super aggressive, but I got to stay down on this pump fit. He will give me a chance. I just got to stay down on this pump fit. He made a move, going right. I got my hand on it. Okay, cool. But now I got to rush him now. I got him off balance. He's the type of player. If he gets rhythm, it's over for him. So I got to keep my other rhythm. I speed up, I poke it again, poke it again. By that time, I'm like, cool. It's only seven seconds up. All right, cool. It's going to be a contested shot. We're going to switch. I'm going to go back and double team. Or it's I-O for open three, contested three by me at the end of the shot clock. I go in, I-O give me chicken wing. I even better. Let me go, Hey, I'm trying to kill me. Get him off the car. We're doing a reveal.

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We're doing a reveal.

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We're doing a reveal.

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We're doing a reveal. We're doing a reveal. I saw Paul George try to kill you, too. Yeah, what is he trying to do?

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He's trying to kill me. Why they just get to hit me? And I can't hit him, say last. But he fell for the bait.

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And then Vuk got upset himself. Yeah, Vuk said something.

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He said something like it was built up to. He said the look in his face was like, he always wanted to see. It was like, it was a curse word, but it was-Not that one. No, no, no. I walked in, you know what I mean? Roll up my sleeve. Bear docker. You hear me? Bear docket. So no, it was more like- You got scared for a second. I'm going to fuck him like something like that. But the way he looked was like, Oh, you had that built up. So now I'm thinking in my head, that was from that Detroit game in Chicago. He elbowed me in practice the time I was like, Yeah, it's a big boys league. He weren't being a funny team, he was being a serious team, but I just didn't hear. So I felt a little frustration. But please watch out I got that big Bobby behind me, too, now. You all can pop my shit down. You got another pig out there.

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Bobby.

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Yeah. Bobby. You know, he don't play. Bobby don't play. And we went to the Arcus all together. We went to the Arcus all together. Oh, yeah. Who pig? My boy Bobby don't play. No, he don't play. Hey, Bobby. Bobby, he hit me. Who? All right, my guy, prepare. Yeah. Shout out to Bobby, man. Shout out to Bobby, man. Big BP, man.

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But then they got pissed off at Bobby. He's like, he laughed it off.

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I don't care about that. You're not doing nothing to Bobby. You're not doing nothing to Bobby. I don't care what you say. I tell you here, you're not doing shit to Bobby.

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Bobby's game is hilarious. Great. He is such a finishing package.

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I'm talking about E. Lee and he shoot corner, and he shoot Tré Ball.

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In clutch times.

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Yeah, big steal. Yeah, steal.

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Good steal.

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Bro, the balls on this team.

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I can't believe the balls on this team. They had the big balls lineup. Unorthodox lineup. I feel like I've never even seen the five of you guys out there together.

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We know how to hoop. We know how to hoop. But this comes from good practice. We got an elite coaching staff. So like, okay, cool. Our defense, they had our defense. We only did our defense today. Today is all about offense, fellows. We're going to work on our offense all today. I like that doc do that. Some coaches like to do defense or offense. No, defense is great. We don't need to hit that. We know what you need to do defense. We know what you need to do every night on defense. We just go touch up offense. We did Practice, I'll say, all practice yesterday on offense.

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The defense has been legitimately fantastic.

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This is what happens if they trap down. This is what happens if they do this, everything.

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Multiple teams under 100 points. No. I mean, that's an elite- Slow feet don't eat, but we've been moving them puppies.

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Them puppies been moving. Left to right, right to left. They've been moving, buddy. Yeah. Slow feet don't eat over here.

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Damn. Doc is- Listen, man, you and your guy, man, I love you all podcast.

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You all really got it going, man. I'm happy to be here.

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I really just I credit my co-host. I wish you could meet him.

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The setup is unbelievable. For real, you all locked in. You all are going to make a lot of money. You think so? Oh, man. I've watched a ton of podcasts. Ain't nothing like it, like you all.

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I mean, it's different. The amount of knowledge and the caliber of guests we have is really impressive. No, I appreciate our booking team for reaching out and getting you because this is what we call a big fish in the industry.

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And I came for the free.

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You didn't have to do that.

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You didn't have to You didn't have to do that. You didn't have to do that. I foked with the pie the long way. For real. You all are Pat Biv fans, Milwaukee Bucks fans, fucking basketball fans. Subscribe to the pod.

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I saw they have the jersey in the store already in Milwaukee. They did? They have the jersey in the store already.

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What took Philly so long? But Philly show live. It was on the MBE, the maxing there. They put me in the corner. My fuckers bought them, though. Say what you want. Fine off the shelves. So they got the Pat Bivs out in Milwaukee?

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Yes.

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Get you a Pat Biv, man. Send it to me or send it to the Pat Biv pod with Ron, DM them, picture of the Jays. We're going to make a nice collage.Beautiful collage.Yeah, I like that.

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It's the least that we could do. I mean, I want to talk about Charlotte.

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Is this the mic that Pad Bear uses?

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The gold one. And that's real gold, too. Yeah. So the only thing I have to say about Charlotte is, man, they're stealing fucking stats from you.

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What? No, chill. You texted me that after the goal. I was pissed off. You felt like I had six rebounds.

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No, there was more rebounds There's rebounds and assists that didn't go in the stat sheet, and I was fucking salty about it. We don't play for the numbers. I know you don't, but I was just pissed off because numbers to a box score watcher casual fan who doesn't know about the intensity, the knowledge, and the basketball I'll acumen. The numbers are all those people have to go by.

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That's true.

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And so when numbers aren't showing up, when it's a clear rebound that's yours or an assist that's clearly yours- You know me?

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I'm not in it for the numbers.

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I guess a win is all the numbers you need.

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I don't give a fuck about that, man.

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Undefeated since the All-Star break. That's a number.

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Those numbers.

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Undefeated since the All-Star break. I feel like you've been manifesting.

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Hey, you know what? Listen, true story. You guys pulled up on me in Milwaukee, right? And I did. I took this yoga class, right? And my girl was so pissed. She was so all. She was hot. She was wondering why I didn't take her, right? And the reason why I didn't take her, because I wanted to experience this by myself. I wanted to get in I wanted to do some hot yoga. I wanted to clear my mind out. Mind you, I went there for the flexibility and the great sweat, right? I didn't know what all came with it. I go in there, lady goes, Release everything that was in this past week. Start fresh. So since then, I've been doing an every Sunday type of thing, Monday type of thing. I go start of the week. I write my schedule down, obviously, because I have a ton of shit to do. I have a podcast. I'm still a father, obviously. Partner. Right. So I got someone I love dearly, so I got to juggle a lot. So I plan it out, see it. So I've been writing my shit out, and I wrote out the last week, Charlotte and those games and the Bulls games.

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And I wrote something next to it like, You will have a sick game. Oh, man, I'm so proud of you. You go kill it. And I did it this week. We got those papers?

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Yeah, we got them right here.

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I think we got it for proof, so everybody think I'm capping. It's another one, too. So this was last week. This was February 27th, right here. I labeled game. I'll let you... The circle part.

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You're going to play a great game. You're going to have a sick game. You're going to kill it today. Damn. And then, sure enough, sick game, great game.

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Bull's game on the back to back.

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And you killed it that day.

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And I wrote back to Back because I know how important back to backs are. So I wanted to remind myself, Yeah, you're on the back to back, but it still don't matter. And so this week, I go cool. It was Monday, March fourth. We had a game. And I go shoot out the pod. You shoot pod right out there. I highlight, I'm so proud of you. You played so well. You hooked.

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Damn. Yeah. Speak that shit into existence. Got to.

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You got to. I've been reading this book, Tool of Titans, man. You all got to read it. It's inspiring. It's really inspiring. I've been reading this. Here you go, sir.

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Thank you.

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And 90 % of the greats, they write it down, they see it, they repeat it. They see it, they see it, they see it, they repeat it. They repeat it, they see it.

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Speak it to existence.

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Yeah. So that's why I'm speaking you and Pabelle. I'm speaking you all shit into existence. You all going to get 270 million. What you all going to do with that shit?

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That sounds light to me, honestly.

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I heard you all get one of the homes. Somebody just told me, first thing you all buying is one of the producers, a pilot, a jet. A jet? Yeah. So you all going to call it the Tyler. Is that true? Somebody told me that. They say, The first time you all met. They said, Man, Pat told him, Man, first time met, he buying them a jet. First big contract, the 200 joint, because you all getting it. He's buying them a jet, Coleen. We named it the Tyler. I'm happy for him.

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We might buy him the Winnipeg Jets, bro. We might buy him a hockey franchise with the 270.

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Man, I'm happy for you, too, bro. I'm happy for you, bro.

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I couldn't do it without having a great co-host. But of course, the pod can't drive basketball, but basketball can certainly drive the pod. So let's keep the main thing the main thing.

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Listen, but tell them where you got that phrase from. You pop your shit right now. Tell them where you got that phrase from. Which one? Basketball, don't worry about the Internet or What are we doing. Basketball will push the pod this year.

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I got it from Pat Biv.

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Before the season.

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I got it from Pat Biv, my co-host.

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I said, I know how hard I've been working. I know how hard I've been working this summer, working like where I've never worked before. It's It's going to pay off. Basketball will push the pod this year, and surely not.

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Yeah, it's pretty fucking sweet. It's been pretty fun to watch. I had a blast at the game tonight. I was like, geeking. Shut up to the fuck of me.

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I was like, God. Man, you got to think. They take chance on me. They don't know. You got to think. They don't know shit about me. They know what they see on TV. And most of the time, what people see on TV about me isn't the best thing. I look crazy. They think I'm crazy.

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You're arguing with people, and then suddenly, those people are walking their comments back. I saw JJ Reddick was like, Wow, Bucks are a great team.

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Shout out to JJ Reddick. I told you, a wise man told me, man, a pair of lips to say anything.

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Shout out to CP. A wise man also said that Darryl Morey lied. Same guy.

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He's a wise man. Chris Paul.

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Shout out to CP. Three people said that.

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Are we playing them next.

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Oh, shit.

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We do play them next. Golden State, don't we? Unconsistently, that just popped up. Say less.

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Golden State, man. They probably have a chip on their shoulder. Backpockets.

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You know what that meant?

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Oh, yeah. What that meant? Belted ass.

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I'm on that ass. Backpockets. Yeah. Black pockets. Yeah, so say that. Humbly, though. Humbly. I don't like no. Humbly, of course, humbly. Just get lost in the art of basketball, and I just can't wait to fucking compete in hoop.

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Humbly.

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I can't wait to compete in hoop.

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Humbly. Let's do a little Cool. Let's do a little exercise, and let's wrap in our good friends from New Amsterdam, Vaca for this exercise. Hey, what's this? Oh, this is light. This is 100. I mean, that's 150 ago.

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150?

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100? Yeah, 100,000 subscribers. That was like 150,000 subscribers ago. Damn.

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You all moving like that?

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Like that. And humbly, too. The Pat, Pat, Pat with Ron. Ron. Ron. We wanted to do a little New Amsterdam exercise. So we're doing a starting lineup. And with the New Amsterdam, obviously, comes from an uncompromising passion for great vodka. But we want to do a starting lineup of, let's say, intangibles that a basketball player can bring to a basketball team, a starting lineup. Okay? Again, New Amsterdam Vodka, born from an uncompromising passion for great vodka, incredible vodka. I mean, it's just majestic stuff. If you want to have a Mule, New Amsterdam Mule, you want to have a New Amsterdam Martini, you want to have a New Amsterdam Espresso Martini, you want to have a New Amsterdam Cosmo, you want to make something cool that we never even heard about. New Amsterdam is going to be your partner because they want to help you find your wins. And we're finding our wins with New Amsterdam Vodka. They will take you on a magic carpet ride. A lad in style. A good taste. Exactly. Exactly. But you're a lad in this podcast, and I want you to let us know what your starting five of intangibles are for a basketball leader.

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Okay? And you could talk about yourself. This could be for any leader, though.

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I don't I'm not going to talk about myself. But I like to think that at a point in my career, I wasn't a great leader. I had to learn how to be a good leader. Coach once told me that, You're going to be a great leader. I just don't know which way you're at, Pat. So I had to learn how to be a leader, and that takes trial and error. Right?

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So what are five characteristics then?

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Okay, for me, mine is very different. Mine is honesty.

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Honesty.

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But I can't want honesty from you, and I'm not being honest.

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Honest, on Tentacoumpo over here.

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All right. Honesty. A love for the game.

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Love for the game.

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Ability to talk to Jay Crowder in Jay Crowder's language. Ability to talk to Bs in his language. Ability to talk to AJ Green in his language. Communication. Yeah.

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Honesty. Love for the game. Communication is your small forward.

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And give a fuck.

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Give a fuck.

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I give a fuck about all my team that's I ever played with. You care. I give a fuck.

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You care deeply.

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Hey, bro, you need one more rebound, bro. Fuck taking you so long. You know what I'm saying? For real, go get your shit straight up. Go get your shit. Tyrese, you and Tobias, you and Tyrese, you and Tobias, both of you all both got to shoot. Feel me? I got the phone. Tobias, get off the phone with motherfucking Tyrese right after that. No, for you all to be successful, you all need to shoot that bitch 26 times until Joe come back. That's the only way you all got a chance. I have to say that. They've been hooping.

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Let's give a fuck.

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I'm literally helping the team, and I ain't even going to settle.

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And then what's your fifth one? Fifth quality. We need a starting five. We need our fifth one. I'm saying to Mount Rushmore, my friend, this is a starting five.

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Coachable.

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Coachable.

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Coachable.

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You listen.

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Yeah. I can't tell you what to do. I ain't doing the same thing. You feel me? Yeah, I might know something. In your mind, you might know something more than me. So I got to be humble and be able to hear you. I got to be coach. But I ain't talking about... See, even Hoover's crazy. When I say coach, people thought coaches. I'm talking about players. I'm talking about staff. Right? You got to be coached. It's not just the people on the court, it's everybody, everybody, every single day, every person that's on the staff and organization that's taking their time out of their life and putting it to you. You got to be coached by everybody.

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You know the term malleable?

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Uh-uh. Put me on.

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Malleable is a term that describes it's a property of metal, and malleable metals are metals that can bend when you want to bend them instead of just being rigid. And being malleable means that you can shift to different circumstances or bend to different people in a positive and flexible way. And I think malleable is a lot of what you're saying in that coachability way. But it seems like you just basically gave people a blueprint on how to find their wins with New Amsterdam Vaca. That was long. But that was perfect.

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Are you sure? I hope I ain't got nobody in trouble on your part. I don't think so. That was crazy. But you all had McDonald's on your part. How did it feel to have McDonald's on the pot?

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I God willing, they'll be back around because we love those guys.

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I bet they'll be back. I bet they'll be back. I've been having a bunch of people, like partnerships.

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I think more partnerships are on their way. Exciting ones.

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Yeah, I'm happy for you guys.

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Ones I'm really excited about. I'm happy for you guys. Well, I think it's just that when we get guests, A guest like you, I think is what really drive- Now, you all had good guests.

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Rest in peace, Jerry Springer. That was a great guest.

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Oh, my gosh. Incredible guest.

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Mark Kevian was a great guest. To even be a part, for them, even touch the mic. That's a league of its own right there.

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Really? I I mean, I was- James Goldstein, Elite. People didn't even see that one, I don't think. I don't even think that even people... You're really locked in on that one.

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Yeah, I'm locked in.

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You're crazy locked in. You know what I'm locked in about, though?

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You all motherfuckers so crazy. You all had Charleston White on your show. I Look, no, they ain't never got Charleston White on. And he behaved his self.

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Yeah, no pepper spray. Exactly. That must have been the respect.

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I've been tuning in from the beginning. What you all call it? I'm a real one. You are a real one.

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Yeah, I'm a real one. Belt to Ass.

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You got to say in that voice that you be saying it. That little...

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Belt to Ass.

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Belt to Ass Tour.

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Belt to Ass Tour.

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That one. That's the one I like to hear. Every time I hear you say that, that does something to me.

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Hey, listen, Listen, man, play Friday, play Thursday. It doesn't matter. We all trying to scratch the surface of greatness. Relationships, workwise. For me, workwise, relationships, dad.

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Parents. Head.

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Yeah. I'm going to get a win. And, man, it's crazy. I see him after the game. He runs to me, man. I'm Dior head to toe. He Dior head to toe. Lou Shoe Strings. I say, damn, I love this shit.

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You got your son in Dior?

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Head to toe.

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What the hell? What are his teammates going to say? I don't know.

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Okay, cool. I I got to get up. It's four o'clock in the morning. This motherfucker on the game. I spank, come on, man. No, bro. I'm sorry to. I know, I spank. Come on, bro. You got a game today. For real, you got a game today, bro. You got to lock in, bro.

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I saw a clip. Tyler showed me a clip of him. He missed shot, but then got his own offensive rebound, then got to put back in. And then afterwards, he looked like you coming down the court, though. Tapped out, weren't a guy.

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I see you, spot, yeah. Faith to strong early. Boy, you got a chance. Check me out, though. I'm going to give you the whole experience. We get game. It's the last game of the season. Yeah. All right. Based on my schedule, he plays every Saturday. I'm either traveling or I have a game. So it's hard for me to get to games unless I'm either close to Chicago or I got a completely day off. So I was able to get a game, and it's the last game of the season. So for them, obviously, at that age, last game of the season, you feel like chip game. They go off. I know all his homies. One of his homies is Jackson. I'm on FaceTime. Dad, I'm on Jackson house, he playing a game. So I know Jackson, and Jackson is going off. And my son, he's so excited. Every time he catch the ball, he shoot that before. Every time he catch the ball, I'm one of those pairs. But he was what Steph Curry shooting So it was heavy. I'm talking about awful airballs. So I grabbed her sister, half the time. It's okay, buddy. Keep shooting it, buddy, but just get a little closer.

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Just get a little closer, son. All right? Give me a head nod. Okay. Love you, brother. Tell your brother you love him. Love you, love you. All right, rock off. Don't want to be embarrassed. You feel me? I call him Spank. His teammates call him EJ. I have to change my language. Let's go EJ. He's coming off my tongue wrong and everything. So I'm in a vibe with his tongue.

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You never even said EJ before.

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I didn't even know my brother called him that. I learned something new. So get a play, he missed. Come in close, he missed. Boom. Get rebar back. He made it. Imagine we're going against a team where it's only nine of us in the stand versus 27. So we're already looking like, All right, okay, cool.

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We got to be loud. No, no, no.

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Fix the scope. Don't cheat the kids. Fix the scope. The scope tends to be 11 or 8. They got nine. So you know me, I'm that parent. I get up, Hey, bro, you got the wrong scope. Yeah, fix the scope. Don't cheat them. One thing you ain't going to do, don't cheat the kids.

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That's I felt when they were docking you rebounds. I was like, Bro, they're cheating the kids. Don't cheat the kids. Right.

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You know what I'm saying? So you know me, I'm that parent. And I walk up with daughter because I'm nice, but fix the scope, man. Don't do these kids like that. But, yeah, they put belt as to the kids, man. They put belt belt. Represented. We went to the park after they showed out all, man, it was great. My son smelt like outside. It was great.

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What do you mean he smelt like outside?

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You know a kid run past you, damn. Smelt just like outside. That's what my grandma used to say. Recipes are sweet. So, boy, you smell like outside. Go take a shower. True story. You're a little messy, you're a little dirty kid. So I smell like outside. Hopped in, you got car service, you got Rolls-Royce packed up there. My life is good.

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He was loving life. Yeah, man. That was a complete day for him. Great. That was a complete day. Great day.

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Four AM night. He rock star. Then I'm getting a jersey, Dad, that way, you're missing my T-shirt. I'm going to put on your fucking jersey. You're talking about a T-shirt. He got a white tee on it. He got long socks. Mind, he got purple socks. My son, you don't want to change your socks? No. Why? Your uniform is maroon. You got on purple side.

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That's Bucks colors, bro. So what? He locked in. I did it for you, dad.

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He locked in. Locked in. Love it. Parents are just great.

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That's great. Anytime or when I met him, he just seemed like such a funny and cool kid.

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No, he's different. He's too clever. You got to watch out for Spank. He'd get to school and have crew and crew do some wild shit, and he liked to be class clown sometimes. But when dad's around, he's perfect. But when dad leaves, he know that I got to watch out for Spank.

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And who's his favorite player again?

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What do you say? Then he lied. So if I get I'm part of a pod, I lie. I'm Charles Barkley. What are you talking about, Charles Barkley?

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You know Steph Curry, your Steph player?

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It surprised me. I looked at him like, But I'm going to ride with you, son. Fuck it.

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Yeah, Charles Barkley.

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No, you weren't doing no much. No, he wasn't drinking the driving. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. I know my son. I know he wasn't.

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He's a good boy.

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She mean, good old boy. Good kid. It's what you're talking about. I'm here, Steph. So you got to take that personally.

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You got to see Golden State road trip coming up. Yeah.

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Go West Coast. Yeah. Yeah, man. West Coast, man. West Coast. You know what? I be getting busy in the West Coast.

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You're a West Coast kid, kind.

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Yeah, they know me personally. Yeah. Yeah, I like West Coast. I can't wait. And I'm packing certain outfits for West Coast. Sleeveless shit. You don't have to hold your sleeves. Yeah, and I ain't talking about...

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Say less. You're not talking about Dane with the strap?

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No, sure.

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I'm talking about defense. Regardless, though, they talked about it on the Yack. They said that after a game against Chicago, you guys got to hang out at the office, had some hooka, Chef Donnie cooked and everything like that. Chef Donnie. Chef Donnie said that he Before the game, he was like, What can I cook for Pat? What should I cook for Pat over there? Should I make him-Shout out to Page. Should I make him Carbonara? I texted you.

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You were like, Hell, no, don't make me no damn Carbonara. With the egg? Hell, no, I don't want that shit. Come on, man. Don't do me like that.

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I was like, Unfortunately, Pat hates Carbonara.

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Hell, no, I'm a motherfuck Carbonara.

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And you said, Make us chicken, but there's going to be black, but It's going to be black, folks.

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No, the color is going to have color in it. And the black isn't the color, so shade. A shade. Right. It's going to be some shade.

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We're not throwing any. None.

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But the shade will be there.

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So I wanted to hear the report card on Chef Donnie's Seasoning.

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Listen, first off, Chef Donnie, your food is great. The man walked, he listened. Every time I come in the kitchen, you're hungry? I'm like, damn, Chef Donnie, I'm hosting right now. I'm going to eat. I promise you. He did that 18 times. But I understand he just wanted me to try his food. Chef Donnie, your shit was bomb. Listen, I knew your shit was bomb. My man spent time in France for free.

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All last summer. Just to learn. Just to learn.

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Of course, you're going to be elite.

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And He's about to open up a pop-up restaurant this summer.

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Yeah, pop-up restaurant this summer in Chicago. Shout out to Chef Donnie. No, I know your greatness. French food.

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Straight up. Bro, I got arrested with Chef Donnie.

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Man, free the guys. What the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, I'm all right. It's pretty guys. Whatever you all do, you all didn't do that shit. Re and Chef for a storm in court. Oh, you all got wild.

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We didn't even get this storm the court. They dragged this out. There's video of Donnie getting dragged out by his feet. Yes, Chef He laid on his back. Gangster. Yeah, a gangster. He said he went limp. He said he learned from Dave. Love it. He went limp. He got dragged out. He should have a job for life for that.

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Yeah, for sure.

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You get dragged out on your back. Yeah, I love it. Shout out to Chef Donny. Shout out to Chef Donny. And they said, Shout out to Page. Shout out to Spider. Got the hooka. Spider was in the building.

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Who was the other girl?

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Caitlin. Caitlin Walker.

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Ms. Caitlin Walker from Philly. Fuck you mean?

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She's from Page, Philly. Caitlin from Mississippi.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Brandon Walker's sister. Yeah. You're locked in. Spider from Connecticut. Yeah.

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Crew was out.

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Yeah, the crew was out. Yeah. Spider's great vibes. Spider's all-time vibes.

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Motherfucker dropped a hooka. No.

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Spider dropped the hookah?

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No, that was not Spider. I'm not putting on Spider.

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Was it Hank?

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No, it wasn't.

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Was it Dante?

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Shade. Shade.

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Shade?

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Yeah. One of the Black folk. Drop hookah. Hookah break. First thing I look at is Page.

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There's nine more?

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No, don't worry about it. They told us how to redo it at the end. They rocked us through a little tutorial that I think we learned. But even if you guys burn holes on them, it's okay. We'll be able to fix it. They locked in there. I fucking love Barstool. They let me throw a party.

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Yeah, Big Cat said that on the Yack, he was like, Yeah, we might have a little bit of a double standard because first thing we said was no parties in the office. Then Pat Biv says, Can I throw a little party? And they're like, Hey, whatever you want, Pat Biv.

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Straight up. What do you mean?

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Straight up.

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It's love.

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It was love. You got the black card over at Barstool. They'll let you fucking whatever. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Like the-MX, brother. Come on, dude.

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I thought you were like the Negro called. I didn't know where you were going.

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I wouldn't say that. I didn't know.

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That's why I asked. I wouldn't say that.

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I made American Express. Okay, say that.

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Okay.

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But yeah, they... And then the next day-You wouldn't say Negro? Of course not.

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A hundred and thirty years ago, you would have.

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No, I would have been in Italy.

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No.

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The only Negro I'd say was Negroni.

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I thought you said you didn't say Negro. Fuck. The Baltize tour.

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Pat Bave has folled me again. Blast.

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Hey, man, this podcast is great, man. I'm happy to below this motherfucker, man. I got to have me back, man.

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What you got me, bro. What did you come back on? Hey, man, what?

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When? Man, by the time out, man. By time out, I want to come back on, you all going to have some crazy motherfuckers on here. You think so? You all going to have a show. You think so? This shit give me show vibe. Really? For show.

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For show? Come on, bro. And none of this is for show either. No. This is the real shit.

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Deal. Come on, bro. Shout out to the real ones.

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And twos. Straight up. Exactly. And threes if you're shooting from downtown. But what I want to talk about is some NBA stuff. Just quickly, quickly, quickly. Lebron, 40,000. Unbelievable.

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Greatest to ever do it besides Michael Jordan. Great.

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Great. Great. Great.

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Let me go to Baby Grip from college basketball, NCAA history.

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Kaitlyn Clarke, all-time leading scorer. Passes Pistole Pete. Great.

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None at all. Number one, boys and girls. What are you talking about? My daughter was like, Dad, you see Kaitlyn Clarke? Do I see her with you, man? I'm locked in. You two.

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And she's pulling up from anywhere.

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I'm how's she getting that shit off?

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She got the super duperscope. She had these bitches from Japan.

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She's so swaggy. You see what Nike deal with that. They put her on one build and put shot on another builder.

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That's crazy. Going in. That's crazy. Don't just do it. Do it now. Do it now.

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Shout out to Cheese Fried, man. Straight up. Shout out to Cheese Fried, man. But no, Kaylee Cark, elite.

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Don't just do it.

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Do it now. Do it now. Do it now. Do it now. Right now.

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Deontay Murray got a technical foul for not talking to a referee. Yes, wow.

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That's Tony.

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What type of shit is he on?

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Tony, but that's Tony. You got to show respect to your old student. How? You got to. Tony come to you. Got to talk back. Ain't no motherfucking A. Tony been around big games, refs, championships, off the championships. He done seen some hitters play. You got to respect the hierarchy in the league. Got to.

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Hitters.

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Hitters. Shout out to Tony Brothers. I don't know if you watch pop, but shout out to Tony Brothers.

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Shout out to him. We got to have a referee on sometime on this show. It'll be interesting just to get their perspective.

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Get well soon. Straight up. It's always playing for them, too.

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That's absolutely love.

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Always.

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Celtics has won their third game this year by more than 50 points.

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What they was on were going to say, I feel bad because once a 10 do that to you, then you playing next. You're going to be like, damn, they're going to run.

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Yeah, they're going to try hard.

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Which is good because we need that smoke. We need smoke. We need all the tough because we don't have that much time to play. You know what I'm saying? We haven't been knowing each other for a long time. So we need all the best basketball, the hardest basketball, the hardest routes we can possibly get before the playoffs.

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Trial by fire. We need it. How's Giannis doing injury-wise? Great.

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Yeah? Yeah, great. But just, injury your eyes, man. Just to give you confidence. So okay, cool. I could take my time. I have to feel a rush back to... Dane led us tonight, man. Dane fucking led us tonight, bro. He led us and we fucking followed. Straight up. Okay, they double-teamed. You ready to shoot that bitch? Love Dane. You know what I'm saying? Okay, swing, swing, coming this way. Great basketball. Great, great basketball today.

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One thing that we always love to do on this show.

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Shout out to the Milwaukee Bucks, though, man. Oh, my God. I heard those fans, and it hurts me, man. We got to do something. We got to do something in Milwaukee. We got to do something because I can't interact with them because I'd be so locked in, man. I'd be wanting to fucking just pick me up, crowd-serve me, throw me all around.

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You're literally screaming into the crowd. I love Milwaukee, bro. Like a wrestler. You're like jumping up on the turnbuckle type of shit.

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I love Milwaukee, man. They let me be me, bro. Let me be me, bro. From top to bottom, from the GM to the President to the Coach to the players to the fucking fans, bro. You know how great that is? I'm able to go to work and be yourself.

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And the people are real, too. What? There's like an elf came by and dropped off some of that beer you're talking about.

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Yeah, shout out. Let me see. Go grab it.

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And I'm on the road. The Spoted Cow?

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Spoty Cow. The only Milwaukee beer.

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The only people are hitting me up at the game. They're like, Hey, I can get you some Spoty Cow.

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Yeah, you can only get in Milwaukee. This is not my show. I let you... Hey, Joe, roll.

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Pat, welcome to Milwaukee. Real One's always looking out, et cetera, et cetera. A Wisconsin exclusive. Hope you like it. Wow. And that's just people just That's like a beer ferry coming by.

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God, so shout out. Did he say who?

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I shouldn't even say. But they said their vote was for scoring pints for the end segment. Should I crack one? I know you're off the beer.

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No, I'm off the beer right now.

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Should I crack one?

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I got to. Spot a cow. The only one you can get in Milwaukee, they say. A guy in Philly told me this. You know where he told me yet? Hummer. Rome went there. Late? No, he went late. No, he went par-shade. He went late. He just didn't come.

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Good God Almighty. That's nice.

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Then you know what he tell me? Bro, are you giving me shit for this? Why am I giving me shit for this, man. We all here got to record one of the best motherfucking podcast, AKA shows in the motherfucking world. You ain't here. Lapstone and Hammer. Shout out to Lapstone and Hammer, man. Shout out to my boy Mike. My boy Mike been moving, man. Man, shout out to Mike, too, man. It's Mike Wallace, man. He been moving happy here now. They're gangs together, man. Shout out to Tyler, always in the cut. Shout out to Jordan. And that's all. When it comes to this pod, that's all.

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That's the only people that deserve it. Yeah.

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If you weren't with us from the beginning, yeah. What they say, I started from the bottom, now we're here.

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They also said on this song, Vultures by Kanye West, Belt to Ass. Did you hear that?

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He did. He did say something about Jimmy Butler. You think he knew what he was talking about?

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I I don't know.

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Should show a little there. You just said Belt to Ass. Give me a little credit.

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Yeah, that's love.

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I'll say Lasko. I heard it.

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Is it Chicago slang?

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Yeah.

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Belt to Ass? Yeah. That's what people have been saying, that it's Chicago slang. Yeah.

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But it's all... Never mind. I don't want to go too deep. I'm going to just leave it right there.

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You don't want to give us any background? Mm-mm. Well, let me just say that spotted cow is magnificent.

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Your whole mood, Shane like you got drunk off a sip. You're wearing mellows style like that. Yeah. Explain it. Detail. Close your eyes and do it. Let me see. There you go. Get locked in.

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The bouquet is robust for such a hoppy beer. People are recommending it could go well with orange peels, which is usually a property of a Belgian wit beer. It has this really grainy but clear taste to it. It's almost as if I'm running my tongue along the top of some sheaths of wheat. It's the vibe that I'm getting from this beer. Really nice, really nice stuff. Really nice stuff.

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Shout out to Ron. Thanks for having me on, bro.

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Dude, one thing that we always do on this show, it's actually a Body Armor sponsor segment.

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As soon as I walk through the dope, motherfucker just shove the Body Armor on me. You all like to get them sponsored. I show love them sponsored. I didn't even say I was thirsty, motherfucker. Say, Hold this, I'm going to drink this. I damn. You all got to go in here.

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With Body Armor, it's more than just thirst. It's really about the hydration that you're getting from it. And with the zero sugars, you're going to replenish your body with some electrolytes. So you can come right out of a game where you're playing a bunch of minutes, putting up a bunch of stats, filling out the stat sheet, and then suddenly the stat sheet inside your body.

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I'm about to get tired to put it out, boys. What is that? First fucking team. Say that, say that. Stay humble, stay humble. First team.

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I mean, Hey, first team. It might be time for those types of accolades. And that's why we're giving out accolades during this very segment from Body Armor, where we give out our MVP. And I think it's only right that we give it to our guest today, Mr. Pat,bev, the MVP. He's just really doing all he can to dig deep, go above and beyond the same way the body armor goes above and beyond with their zero sugar drinks. I mean, this is absolutely incredible. I got the orange right here. Electrolytes, antioxidants, B vitamins, natural flavoring. Everything that's going on in this body armor is going to elevate you, the way you play, the way you perform. And I see the same thing from you while you're out on the court. You are very worthy of our Body Armor MVP. I appreciate that. Happy for you and happy for everything that you've done for this spot. Incredible guests, really transcendent stuff. And also, let me just remind you, Body Armor, Zero Sugar is available in stores nationwide. Head on over to the Body Armor store on Amazon and get yours today.

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It's on Amazon.

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It's on Amazon. I love that. Exactly. And I'm not talking about the rainforest. No, I love that. I'm not talking about the tall women. I'm talking about the online shopping store.

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Okay, got it.

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Get some Body Arm or Zero Sugar. Thanks for being here, Pat BF. This is fine. You're truly a legend.

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No, I'm happy to be here, man. I'm really happy to be here. I'm happy to be around you, obviously. Around the guys on the pod. Nice turnout, you all got, man. Nice, beautiful set up. Very classy pod, man. Number of great things for the future. I'm happy for you guys.

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Hey, we're heating up.

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No, no, no. You all hot.

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And it's got nothing to do with this fire right here.

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You all hot, and you be wrapping your ass off. The merch all got. Oh, my God, bro. You all did that pop-up Lapstone & Hammer. That was fire. But the vent was nice. I didn't see you there. I seen Pat there. I didn't see you there. But the vent was so fucking fire.

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I must have had the wrong date.

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Oh, okay. But the merch is great. The hoodies are great. People love them. People love the merch, the shirts, the belt to ass store. After the Bulls game, my mom had it on in the hallway.

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You could buy them on the Barstool store. You could buy them in Lapstone & Hammer in person. You go to the Lapstone and Hammer website and buy them. I heard a rumor about Snipes. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.