Good morning, millennials. And that's not pre recorded because we are together. That's right. Happy Thursday. Jax is backs. We're in New York. We're podcasting together. My least favorite thing, we are celebrating.

Toastiversary here in New York. I also don't think people knew that GMM is pre recorded on remote days. I feel like that was kind of inside.

It was a part of the transition. I think the real toasters know that the. Good morning, millennials. Most mornings is pre recorded.

Well, now you do. Now the secret's out. Okay. We're not as authentic as we pretend to be. We're not genuine podcasters.

We are liars. We are fakes, and we are also models. Because something about podcasting in person, like, it's just different. Like, we both whipped out. Like, I'm wearing a heel, you're wearing a heel. We're both wearing stockings. Like, we literally are going to synagogue. We both look so gorgeous. And it has a lot to do with. Right. We do want to look beautiful for each other in person, you know, when we're podcasting together. But Jackie and I are also, like, both, you know, different press interviews, meetings, and things of that nature.

Yeah, you guys wouldn't understand, which is cause for the seam laugh for me, also, when we're in studio like this, it's a different angle, so you can wear different things. Like, I can't wear a skirt in my home setup.

I mean, that's not the morning vagina, literally.

But here at an angle, it's lovely. And I'm wearing pantyhose. I am wearing. If you're not watching video tights that are nude, congrats.

That's amazing.

Like, you're wearing tights that are black, which people do all the time. That's cool.

And you can see it.

To wear pantyhose stockings, it's definitely, like.

An elderly thing to do. But the elders were onto something, and that's what they say about the elders, that they're wise. The old ladies have been wearing nude. Like, they invest. Not, like, shit from Dwayne Reid. Like, they invest in, like, the Donna clon, Donna Karen. The Calvin Klein. Excuse me. And a nice nude stocking can change the world.

Yeah, these are Calvin Klein. I didn't have to shave my legs. I didn't have to moisturize my legs. I tan my legs, which we are doing tomorrow.

I haven't gotten a spray tan in so many weeks. And sort of the. The buzz of the spray tan upcoming, it's giving me sort of like a new. A new direction, if you know, as well, Schuster would say.

A new lease on life.

A new lease on life. A sort of je ne sais quoi.

These tights are giving me a new lease on life.

You're giving me a new lease on life because you're here.

It's so exciting.

We have such a fabulous week planned. Of course, we're going to be podcasting today and tomorrow in person, which is, you know, fun for some, not for others.

It's two days class.

We'll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it. And, you know, we're having dinner with the girlies tonight. Yeah, we've got our toastiversary this weekend. Live is coming to town. We're having Shabbat dinner. Like, it booked in?

Busy.

We are booked.

Busy.

We're getting spray dance. What more could a couple of swirlies ask for?

Not much. I'm getting botox, you guys, which is really the reason why I'm here. We plan toast, a bursary. So I had a reason to come to New York to get myself some botox. So tomorrow.

No, I think it's today.

Right, I know. But by tomorrow, new one, we'll be looking at a teenager. This will be a Gen Z podcast.

And when you're back on the show Monday, like, back in your house, like, you won't recognize the girl who was last sitting in that chair. She'll be tan. She'll be properly celebrated. She will have a face that doesn't move. Yeah, and she'll be back in her sweatpants. So.

I love a face that doesn't move. That'll be me soon. I'm so excited. I kind of, like, forgot about it.

No, Jack's.

Like, everything's coming up. Jack's. Everything's coming up toast. Because everything's always coming up dirty.

That's so not true, but thank you.

I know, but I just couldn't pay myself a compliment.

I know. Like, what are you like? Come on. It's okay. It could be about you. No, but so momentarily.

I. Honestly, I'm uncomfortable when it's about me. That's what people don't get.

I feel that about me. Like, when I get attention, I feel really uncomfortable. I.

Not to be, like.

I don't know, but, like, seriously, in.

That moment, I couldn't stand on my own under the spotlight.

You're giving not like other girls energy. Like, I'm not. I don't like attention. I'm not like other girls.

No, I know.

I prefer to hang out with guys and, like, drink beer. Okay. Okay. You just reminded me of something. Two things we have to say. One, I have to correct something I said on yesterday's show. The basketball player who has the same name as Joaquin Phoenix, his name is.

Literally not Joaquin Phoenix.

It's Joaquin Noah. Like, the two people could be more different. So just disregard.

Just forget that. Forget what you heard.

And two. Oh, my God. Wait. I know everyone's over me talking about Reba, but I have to say something. Me and Ben are, of course, watching rebound. Like, the way, since it's an old show, Hulu doesn't have the option to skip the intro. Like, you have to watch it. And the way the song is so ingrained in us, we know every word, but we also know, like, every background vocal and every beat, and it opens up. My roots are planted in the past, but before that, Reba says, like, hey.

That just triggered memory.

And Ben, like, every night, like, five times. Ben, not even when the show is on, he'll be like. He'll walk in and be like, I'm gonna take Romeo out. Hey. And it's become, like, one of my fav. Hey. If I see you in the street, just. Just know, hey, beautiful. Add it to the list. You know?

Add it to the list.

I realize, like, when I say something and you don't have anything to add, but you'd want to be rude. You always say beautiful.

Oh, no, that's just what I'm saying. Like, right now, other times in the past. Totally.

Yeah. No, you're in your beautiful era, which.

I think is a nice era to be in.

I agree. I agree.

And what's what you say? The eyes go up.

Oh. When I say something, I'm not interested. I said, that's amazing. This is what you say.

Speaking of that.

Yeah, I definitely use it as a platform, as a segway.

I'm so glad you brought that up.

Because I've been dying to bring it back to myself. Yeah, no, it's true.

It's true.

And actually, I'm so glad you brought that up, because I actually did want to say that today, Romeo is going to the trainer because, you know, we have a busy weekend, and then I'm headed to Israel, so, like, I don't really have time for him, and I just feel like I can be really honest on the podcast. Like, I'm so excited for him to be leaving. Like, it's really. There are no words. I love him. I do. Not as much as Theo. Like, not even close. I love love, love him. He is such a pain in the ass, first of all, like, take more shits in my house like this morning. Like another dump it. Like yesterday. Like, dump dump, dump, dump dump. And bite me more. Like, scratch up my legs more. It's like I'm showing leg this weekend in my toastiversary dress. I need to shave my legs, get a spring tan. I'm gonna have cuts all over my legs.

It's gonna burn.

Bite me more. Scratch me more. Like, seriously, he can't get out of my house. Yeah, let me. Okay.

Yeah.

I mean, you're ome. No, by the way, I wish you guys could hear. Like, when I try to tell him to stop, sometimes I get, like, annoyed. I'm like, today I'm like, that's what we're not gonna do. We're not gonna hurt mommy. Like, I was being crazy.

We can imagine.

Yeah. So I think it's best for both of us if he heads over to dog friendly living, who, like, has been waiting for him to arrive with beta breath. She doesn't know. She doesn't know what's about to show up on her doorstep.

Well, I feel. I appreciate the transparency because I feel like a lot of times influencers might be having trouble with their dog.

No, by the way, that's putting it mildly. We are having trouble. And so he's on the same.

And so then they just go dark and everyone's like, where's the dog?

No, no. We are struggling. I'm not gonna give up the dog, though. That's what the influencers do. They give up their dogs. I'm not like, I know we'll get. And I imagine it was like this with Theo. I remember a couple of really dark days with Theo and like, literally like, regretting the decision. So don't worry, I'm not giving Romeo up, but I'm just sort of. It takes a village, you know?

Yeah.

And Ben and I, he's. Romeo's on the schedule now where he exists in three hour time locks. He gets 1 hour free time, two hour nap in the crate, then we take him out. 1 hour free time. He's a newborn. And that 1 hour of free time, like, it's hell. Like, it's absolute hell. And Ben and I are just like, looking at each other and, like, we keep offloading, Romeo. We're like, no, I have to go take a meeting. Like, I've been so busy this week because I just. I cannot go home. And it's like we count the minutes at like 58. Ben's like, do you think I can put him in? I'm like, yeah, you can put him in.

That's funny.

Is that like newborn life?

Yes, except there's not as much dread.

And there's more love of the awake time. I'm not gonna lie. Like, the love is. It's definitely taking its time. It's taking its time.

Love grows.

Love grows, and there's love there. Like, I love him, but, like, the way I can't even have a nice moment with him. Like, we never have, like, cuddles. We have no, like, licks. Like, he just bites me.

Damn. He wants to bite a turdy. Everyone wants a piece of turdy.

I cannot wait for him to leave, like, this weekend. Like, it's Turdy's weekend. You know? Everything's coming up turdy, as I said.

As I tried to tell you. Yeah, well, we have a really great show because the stories are hysterical.

The stories are hysterical. We have deer toasters. Cause we weren't able to do it yesterday, and I know you're just, like, dying to. You flew to New York.

Yeah.

For that. So that's amazing.

And.

Yeah. Is that it?

And Jackson, clock back.

And how was your travel day? I'm so sorry. Busy.

It was good. It was not the easiest one, but not unreasonably hard.

Okay.

Just like naps didn't coincide with times in which we'd like to be napping.

Of course, things in which to nap.

Yeah. So it was a lot, but we made it. And all good.

No complaints.

Yeah. Well, without further adid do, here are the fast five stories that you.

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Our first story is a bit of breaking news that you actually haven't heard yet. Okay, so I saw you being like.

Weird on your phone. What is it? Is it gonna shock me?

Yeah. OJ Simpson has died at the age of 76 after a cancer battle. So they just posted to his twitter. On April 10, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer. He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren during this time of transition. His family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace.

I'm finding it really hard to come up with something to say because you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but, like, yeah, it's hard to.

Find something to say.

You know? I'll say this. I feel like the Kardashians talk about his kids a lot, you know? So it's hard to lose a parent. I literally. I'm sorry. Like, I don't know what the fuck to say. Like, low key murderer. Not once, but twice. Justice for Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown. Zim Zen. And, like, it's just. I don't know where he is right now. I really. I can't. Like, I'm sorry, I can't talk about this. I I feel like, the story. Like, I can't.

It's a. It's a trap.

No, what are you doing? It's a trap. Like, what am I supposed to say?

Yeah.

Am I, like, devastated? No, it's the man, like, literally killed.

Two innocents and didn't ever really do the time for the crime.

No, no, of course not.

Like, if the blood did not fit, they must have quit.

Exactly. And, like, no. And I feel like my takeaway from that whole show that they did was, like, one, he totally did it. And two, like, I feel we're always talking about Nicole Brown Simpson. Nicole Brown. Like, what about Ron Goldman? Like, the lovely, delicious jewish waiter who's just being amends, returning that lady sunglasses. Like, ugh, it's so, so upsetting. I don't. I really don't want to talk about it. Like, so. So I guess what I have to say to OJ is. Deuces.

You know what I have to say? Rip. This is a time you can say, rip. OJ.

Lowercase rip. Ripage. Ripage. Ripage.

Rapage Simpson.

Ripage.

So, yeah, that's the big news of the day. Now I don't know how to feel.

So I. I just won't.

I feel surprised.

Yes. No. And I kind of. I'm not gonna lie. I feel, like, happy. Like, I was able to get breaking news, like, on the show. That never happens. That's, like, always fun.

Yeah. I didn't realize that he had been that he had cancer. I don't think that that was.

I knew that, but I don't know why I, like, thought he was lying.

Yeah. Or gonna be okay.

Riposh, repash.

That's all there is to say.

Yeah.

I feel like it's really the end of an era.

It is. Like the jokes and stuff.

There was never, like, closure with this case because, you know, if OJ didn't do it, then there's murder still out there.

No, no. That was what was so crazy. Like, people would take pictures of him, like, oh, my God, I was on the golf course. I saw OJ Simpson. Like, he was, like, out and about. He wasn't like a hermit.

No, but say he didn't do it then. Like, why didn't they ever continue to look for the person who did?

Because he did it.

Right.

Like, he did that shit, you know?

Yeah. So there's not been any closure, but this really is the end of this story.

Yeah, no, it's actually really crazy.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

I, like, I'm very ready. Eager, I would say.

The Jonas brothers have found themselves in some hot water. They're being called out by fans after they rescheduled 22 tourists dates at short notice to make room for exciting projects. So the Jonas brothers put out a video saying that they will be postponing some of their international tour dates because they have exciting projects coming up. They explained that they had to reschedule every single european date due to other exciting projects taking precedence. In the clip, Nick said we had shifted the european days to later this year, but that is only because we have some exciting projects that we're very excited to share with you at a later point. European fans, we love you. We can't wait to see you. It's been long overdue, and we're going to wait even longer. And we are so excited to play these shows later this year in the fall. Okay.

I have a theory. I feel like. And because Nick was the one, like, talking in the video, I feel like they just wanted to take the attention off of Joe. I feel like, because it was, like, a lot of international. Sometimes it's so hard for me to talk. With his custody stuff with Sophie Turner, there was a lot, like, of their permanent residence was in England. And I feel like if he spends a certain amount of time out of the country, it can be, like, used against him in his custody. I actually feel like that's what's going on.

Interesting. I don't. I feel like something came up. I kind of feel like with a tour, it's very exciting at first and, like, headline news, and then it gets a little long in the tooth and.

The further away from home you get.

It'S like, this isn't that fun anymore. I think something came up that was more exciting to them than the idea of doing the second half of the tour. And maybe by the time the european date rescheduled dates happen, they'll be ready to excited again.

But what project could one of them, all three of them.

Like a movie, another album? It would have to be something big. And even if it is like a Joe custody thing, they need to now make something up, like a show or a documentary.

And the thing is, is like, people are allowed to postpone shows. And I feel like if they had said, you know, if they're covering up for something, saying you're doing it for another more exciting, like, basically putting an opportunity ahead of, like, the fans who paid money. Like, it does look a little bad. Like, but whatever. If this is a cover up for something, you would say, like, you know, people cancel tours and don't get backlash for, like, other reasons. Like, and I feel like if it was a mental health, I would feel like if it was a woman, I'd be like, oh, maybe she's pregnant. Like, I don't know. I just feel like, I hope this actually is a lie because the truth is, like, kind of fucked up.

I feel like it could be a vague interpretation of the truth. And they never expected that announcing it like, this would get backlash and people would see it that way. Like, I feel like they were like, let's keep it light. Exciting project. See you later this year. Because really, who looks into these things? And if I just saw that, I wouldn't be like, that's messed up.

But I think it was kind of, like, unignorable because 22 shows, it's not like a small leg. 22 is like a shit ton. And they're doing stadiums or arenas, so that's like 22 times. That's like 400,000 people, you know?

Yeah. I just, like, when you think about who they're harming, like, really, the people who will be affected by this, it's like, oh, we're not going to the Jonas Brothers next week. We're going in six months. Okay. Like, victimless.

Yeah, it's a victimless crime, for sure. For sure.

The babysitter wasn't called yet. It's not.

Well, if people had planned travel, you know, it's very unfortunate, but these things happen inconvenient.

But if I held tickets to a show that was then moved. Even if it was maybe something I was traveling for, like, I'd be very inconvenienced. But first of all, like, I can move my flight. I'm still with. Well within the window.

Yeah. I mean, that happened with us with Kelly.

That happened to us with Kelly. But, like, say I was traveling for Luke, and I picked this date and this show, and Luke moved it. It would be okay.

Okay, I'm gonna call you out. Like, you're an affluent person, you know?

But the flight is changeable.

Yeah, but, like, the hotel is changeable.

You're enough in advance. Those are the two things.

And I guess if you're, like, spending money on a hotel and a flight for a concert, like, you have disposable income.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, it's not the biggest deal, is my feeling. Yeah. And I don't feel like they'd be doing this for nothing. There are three.

I need to know. I need to know.

There are three fathers. They're going through stuff.

I need to know. I still like my theory about it being a cover up for a custody thing.

I like that theory, too. And I could see that them being like, let's just keep it positive. Exciting things coming, you know? Maybe they're going back on the voice.

No, but, like, that does not.

No, I know, but they can say that was the exciting thing.

But that's the thing about being, like, a Jonas brother. Like, to go on the voice, you probably make for that one show, which is, like, not a lot of work and a lot of fun. I bet Nick Jonas, because I know, like, ariana Grande got $25 million for one season. Nick Jonas probably got ten or 15. You don't make that on tour, especially when you're splitting it between the three of you.

Oh, yeah. So do you think that's where some of the Jonas brother s animosity comes in?

I mean, I feel that way about you. No kidding.

We actually talked about this on the Patreon, because people were on the Patreon.

People were asking us, like, how we split our revenue and stuff, and we're like, we're totally equal partners.

Yeah.

And then I said to Jackie, do you ever, like, dream of, like, what, I'm sleeping in your house? Like, coming in and just, like, knifeing me in the throat so you can keep all the money? And Jackie had a really good.

If you want to hear my answer, head to the Patreon.

Yeah.

And I think I made you see it in a different light. Now you. No, longer want to stab me. And I say, exactly.

You really gave me such a fresh perspective and a very.

But I feel like with the Jonas brothers, they don't feel that way about each other.

Yeah.

They all think that it's about that. Like, they all.

They think the show could go on.

And they do solo all the time. Because basically, now I have to say. What I said is that, yeah, I could say I'm Claudia, but I wouldn't make it as much money on my own.

Right. And I could say, jackie, but then it would be a one woman show and it probably wouldn't generate as much revenue. So, like, yeah, we have to split it, but it's more because we're together.

Yeah.

You know, that's so factual. So I was like, you know what? Okay, I won't stab you, but I.

Don'T think the Jonas brothers feel that way. Like, Nick definitely feels like I could do this with the other two without the other.

I know. And, you know, Joe was like. They both were really killing it. DNce and then the solo, like.

But DNC, even though it's probably not split equally.

Yeah, it's true. No, they were, like, sharing his care. They were hired help. Like, they. He made. He kept everything. Like, you think? Yeah.

They were just paid salary.

They were salary. Yeah. Like how Tom Sandoval has his band members.

They didn't have equity.

They were. They were the most extras. And he was Tom Sandoval.

Do you know Tom Sandoval?

He is.

I think we made that call.

Did we?

Yeah.

That Joe Jonas has Tom Sandoval Energy.

And Tom Sandoval has Joe Jonas Energy.

Do you mean just in how they perform or their personalities as well? Because that's an enormous insult to sling at Joe Jonas.

It's a Jonas aqua.

Oh, so she said what?

She said, it's not in. I mean, obviously Joe Jonas is so talented, but there's something about the way that they look, the way that they. Their mannerisms.

And I think a lot of it has to do with their stage presence. Like, I feel like Tom Santa Volley studied watches videos. Yeah.

Of Joe. And it's like, it's unfortunate for Joe that now they're compared.

Yeah. They kind of look like, too.

Yeah.

They don't see it.

Not look alike.

They don't. They're both like brunette men.

Right. It's strong eyebrows.

Yeah, no, it's true.

So hopefully we find out what exciting news is going on in the world of the Jonas Brothers.

No. And I look forward to the day where I find out what this big project was. And I can evaluate, like, if it was worth it. Right now, we're just kind of punching in the dark, but once I have all the facts, and I feel like it might come that we never find out what it was, and it was just, like, a diversion, and they hope people, in six months will forget about it. I won't forget, and I'm very much looking forward to, you know, circling back on this. Yeah, I'll be following up by EOD.

But it's something, because to move 22 shows, it's big.

It's not a small thing.

Yeah. Just from an admin point of view. Not even the fans or.

Or they were. And I don't feel this way because I actually think the Jonas brothers have a lot of really big fans, or they were selling poorly. And I feel like sometimes what people do is, like, postpone shows just to cancel them, but, like, it's not such a big deal if you're canceling a show that's in a year, but if you're canceling a show that's in three months, it's, like, a bigger deal.

Got it.

So me. But I feel like they have a really strong fan base, and I think they have really strong ticket sales, and.

I would hope that whoever's, like, digging into this announcement would have brought that up if that were true.

Yeah. So TBD on the JB's I love concert. Like, this is a giving j lo, you know, I love mystery. Like, what's going on?

Yeah, I love it. Our next story, a little movie news. A Monopoly movie is in the works from Margot Robbie and Lionsgate. After taking on Barbie, producer Margaret Robbie is heading to the rich terrain of Monopoly. Her company, Lucky Chap, and her partners, her husband and Josie McNamara, are producing a live action feature film based on the ubiquitous real estate inspired board game Hasbro. The backers of Monopoly will also produce it, and Lionsgate has extended its development rights to. To the board game with the purchase of e one.

And I saw the funniest tweet about this. This news took the world by storm yesterday. Everyone was like, oh, Barbie, Monopoly. Somebody said, and the username is Movieboy 69. He said, if this movie is going to be a message about wealth inequality, I'm going to kill myself in the theater. No, because, like, with Barbie, you never thought it would become this, like, sort of political and kind of polarizing movie, because it's just about dolls. And I remember when we said the story, I'm like, oh, cute. But, like, how. And I feel that way about Monopoly. I'm like, oh, cute. But how? Yeah. And you know what? I could actually. Now that I've seen Barbie, I actually think Monopoly will be good.

Oh, will be good or will become. About wealth inequality. Because literally, the point of the game, like, you don't win until you have it.

Most money, it's very capitalist.

Everyone has to have zero.

Yeah, yeah. And, like, there are different neighborhoods on the board. You know, Mediterranean is $60, and by the time you get to Atlantic Avenue, it's four or $500.

Yeah, the one right after, go.

What, the Mediterranean? The purple. Purple, right, yeah, Mediterranean. What?

I'm remembering a joke from that funny time we played monopoly. Did we talk about that funny time.

We played monopoly on this show? One of my most funny.

I'm gonna make a movie based on that live action.

Literally, I'll direct it.

Yeah. Cause I was, like, gonna reference something that's not on the board. That was a joke that I made.

Well, you were the banker and you were fraudulent. You were stealing from the bank.

No, I was building hotels on Mediterranean Avenue. I called them a holiday.

Yeah, that's the thing. Like, when you were building property on the purple, it was a holiday inn, and you were building property on the blue on boardwalk. It's St. Regis. Yeah, no, totally.

Yeah.

So funny. Oh, by the way, that literally you just added more color to that game of monopoly. Because I don't remember, like, everything that was said. I just remember you kept calling yourself, like, impoverished and stealing from the bank. And it was so funny. And then if you remember the joke that you made about building holiday inns, that's funny.

But that's where the real money is made.

It's true, by the way, like, because everybody has to come Pasco. And it's kind of like how everybody's to go to the airport and at one point everyone's gonna stay at, like, a best western.

Yeah.

No, it's brilliant.

Brilliant. Like the Four Seasons. Aren't they closed?

Sort of. It's true. They're kind of like, flop in their flop.

Constantly under renovation.

The Waldorf. Yeah. Never reopened.

We need to talk about what's going on with the Waldorf.

It's kind of like a conspiracy theory in New York, if you don't know. The Waldorf Astoria takes up a full city block in Manhattan in, like, midtown, I think it's 48th and it takes up park and Lex, like a huge avenue. And for years it was like, you know, every president stayed there. It's at the center of sort of like, banking and all those headquarters. And it's really fabulous. Really gorgeous, gorgeous room. Ben and I did a staycation there for, like, one of our big anniversaries. And it was, like, the most special. The spas, amazing restaurants. And then a couple of years ago, they're like, we are shutting down for one whole year, and we're gonna come back as the biggest and baddest hotel you've ever seen in your life. You thought we were sick.

Now shutting down for renovations, which, like, when you have such a big hotel, like, you have whole year.

And everybody in the city was preparing. People were, like, going there for special occasions, anniversaries. Everyone was getting married there. Like, it was really, really special. And they were like, we're gonna come back. And it was very historic and had been around for so long that, like, really. It was. It was a big deal that they were closing down. When I tell you they closed down for a year, it's giving one direction. Ten years ago.

Ten years.

And now people say it's haunted. Like, it's all boarded up. It's this empty, enormous hotel. What is going on?

What is going on? And it's not like the Waldorf brand is defunct. Like, they're.

No, they just open a huge one in LA.

Hundreds of hotels around the world.

They're owned by Hilton.

So what is going on?

I don't know.

We need answers.

And honestly, I feel like it was one of those hotels. And I don't have any proof of this, but I'm reading a Marjorie post, and it's early. 19 hundreds that she's living in New York, and it's cool to see what, like, stores and hotels she references that are still open today. Bloomingdale's, Burgdorfs. And the plaza. The plaza. And I feel like the Waldorf was open then. I don't know for a fact was.

Open then, because what book did I read? The social graces, maybe? But it was like two hotels separate, the Waldorf and the Astoria.

Oh.

And they were actually related to each other. One was, like, the nephew of the other. Like, the asters.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Someone named, like, Waldorf. And then they merge, and then they moved there.

Interesting. And also Mar a Lago, that's, like, what the whole book is about.

Mar a Lago.

It's crazy to think that that's, like, what, a country club, right? And that was her house.

Yeah.

She's so rich.

I forgot about that point.

The whole. The whole book is really kind of centered around her building. Mar a Lago. And the beginning starts at Mar a Lago. And I feel like I'm, like, 60, 70% in and becomes, like, after one of her divorces, like, a sanctuary for her. And it's so crazy to think about, like, people get married there now, and, like, it's literally, like, a facility that can hold thousands of people. One bitches house.

Yeah.

Legend.

You know, she tried to donate it.

To who?

To the government as a.

Is that part of the book not real?

Like, it's not a spoiler, maybe.

Don't spoil it.

It was just a fun fact. So let me share the fun fact.

Okay.

She tried to donate it, like, to the president so that it could be their winter residence, like a white house.

Oh.

You know.

You know, I feel like you told me this before.

Yeah. And they actually was too expensive for them to upkeep, so they.

She was so rich.

Declined.

She was so rich. Yeah. Okay. I just got to the part where she moved to Russia. Dark days.

Dark days. But really interesting.

Yes.

If you like.

Yes. Interesting to hear about somebody who, like, actually lived in communist Russia and, like, came back to tell the tale. I feel like once you go to communist Russia, you don't come back.

Did she go to the warehouse yet?

No, she literally was invited when I was last night reading. She was invited to the warehouse. She did her first outing with that lady, and now she. They're going to the warehouse.

Okay. The warehouse is sickening. The housetown boots.

Okay.

Okay, so, monopoly movie.

Oh, yeah.

Or nay?

I feel like after seeing what I saw with Barbie, and I know, like, we joke, but, like, at the end, like, I told net, like, didn't dislike it. I actually liked it. I thought it was, like, cute and well done. I feel like monopoly could actually be, like, funny and. And creative.

Yeah.

I'm not against it.

I'm not against it. It wouldn't be my first idea.

No, if. But we also heard about hot wheels, remember?

Oh, yeah. All these movies are gonna be made from, like, mattel and Hasbro, and I'm kind of good on that. Like, I'm sure they'll wind up being good, and I'll get into it. But what about original ideas? What if we just thought of original ideas?

You know? I thought of that yesterday. Cause I saw, like, max was announcing their new show, pretty little liars summer vacation, and I'm like, my God, how dead are we gonna beat this horse? Why is it so hard for, like, streaming services to, like, come up with original concepts? Like, how many spin offs do we have to have?

It's insane.

It's insane. Spinoffs, reboots, and just like that, reunions, like, it's so uninspired.

Mm hmm. Agreed. Are you ready for our next story? A little more gaming news, and some.

Of, like, the most popular things right now, like, are from books. Like, they're not even original themselves.

Yeah, sorry.

Yes. I'm ready for some more gimme news.

Scrabble.

Oh.

Mattel has launched a new version of Scrabble, which is going to be less.

Competitive and less hard, basically.

Yeah. Mattel is about to launch a new version of Scrabble, which is designed to be more collaborative and accessible for those who find word games intimidating.

It's an attempt to get Gen Z to play Scrabble, and basically, every scrabble, you're dumb. Every scrabble board that's sold now is gonna have scrabble on top. And then you flip it over, and it's like, the dumb version for Gen Z. Apparently, Gen Z hasn't been taking to Scrabble, and it's the least shocking thing ever. They're radical, for sure, but.

Were you playing Scrabble when you were 17? No.

No. I was playing monograms a lot.

It's something that I think you grow into.

Yeah.

And I think lowering the bar is a sad state.

So I think it's emblematic and reflective of our, you know, it's a current state of the union. These kids are dumb, and, you know, they're all on their phones, and they're all bullying each other, and they're all mentally ill. And I think it all stems from the phone and just actually follow. I just. I followed Jessica Seinfeld on Instagram, and this is, like, one of her, like, platforms. She's really, really against, like, social media and cell phones for kids, and she's, like, working on passing, you know, all these laws that kids shouldn't be able to be on social media before they're 16.

And, you know, they just passed that in Florida.

Gorgeous.

Have social media. If you're under 14 and then 15 and 16, you need a guardian permission.

Honestly, make it 18. Like, and I think this scrabble story is just one of the, you know, indications of how far we fallen and how these kids are. Well, like, they should be playing Scrabble. These kids need scrabble desperately.

Yeah. They should be locked in a room with a scrabble intellectual stimulation.

That's, you know, guys does a game. It's fun, it's competitive, and they need to get off their phones.

Yeah, this is really crazy. The flip side will have helper cards, which use a simpler scoring system and is quicker to play. It's called Scrabble together and will also allow people to compete in teams.

And I'm sure it'll be successful. You know, whatever. I just think. What does it say? I think it says a lot.

Yeah. Well, a lot of goal posts and, like, milestones have been moved recently because of the phones. Yeah.

Thousand percent I've thought about. No, I don't think we should be.

Meeting them where they are. No, I think we should be raising the bar. Join us up here, asking more of them.

Yeah, why don't you join us?

And it's like, you can make Scrabble a little more Gen Z friendly by making words raise, raise. Right.

Like, excess. Like making a list. That's what they should have done of acceptable modern slang. Words like riz bussing lit.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like, there are ways, but no, intellectually, they have to lower the bar because, like. And I'm sorry, I feel like we have a, you know, a growing group of Gen Z listeners, and honestly, if you listen to the show and you're Gen Z, I do feel you're far above superior to your comrade. So really, this isn't an indication of you. But after going to the Olivia Rodrigo concert and just spending a lot of time on social media and seeing what the youth is up to, I'm extremely worried about them. I actually really dislike them, and I can't wait for them to grow up.

Yeah, but this isn't helping.

And they, like, dislike people my age because they think we're, like, chewgy or whatever. Fine. Think I'm chewy? I think you're dumb and dangerous, so I'd rather wear my hair, you know, to the side and skinny jeans than be you. So why don't you. Yeah.

Simping over Osama bin Laden.

Right, right. Couldn't be me.

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But it rains. It posts.

But I'm glad because I really wanted to talk about this fifth and final story, which is cracking me up. A museum worker hung up his own jog.

When you said this to me yesterday, I was cackling Claudia.

If she were a german museum worker.

And Claudia wouldn't be german, just the.

Museum worker hung up his own painting, hoping for a big break. Instead, he got fired. Damn. A german art museum worker and aspiring artist, hoping for a big break, got the sack after he smuggled in one of his own paintings and hung it up in the gallery, home to famous pieces by renowned artists like Leonardo da Vinci and Henri Matin. The 51 year old employee had drilled two holes into a wall to mount his painting in Munich's museum Pintot, Munich Pinatothic DER Modern. Hoping for an artistic breakthrough, authorities told a german newspaper. But guards quickly realized something was amiss. According to the spokesperson, supervisors noticed something like this immediately. Damn.

Okay, look, I just want to say while, you know, he did, you know, break the rules. Law. Yeah. It's like, you know, he didn't damage, like, the other.

Why he drilled holes. He messed with art.

I just want to say, this is a person who cares so deeply about art and is so passionate. Like, yeah, he was wrong, but, like, that's the type of person who should be working at a museum.

I just want to say, not if he's only there for self promotion. Like, if you could really take down a Matisse. No to the crazy thing of your own art.

The crazy thing is to put your work as, like, an unknown artist up against, like, Matisse and da Vinci. So while I understand, like, wanting to get your arc art out there, it's actually disrespectful to art and, you know, the. The history of art, to put your, you know, piece of shit piece up next to those. And so while maybe it'd be different if he worked at, like, a low level gallery, like, he was a gallery girl. Yeah, definitely. Definitely crazy.

That would be, like, entrepreneurial, like, grassroots motivated. This is delusional.

Yeah.

You know, so.

And that's why it's not turny. Cause, like, I feel like I'm definitely, like, you know, crazy and self promotional, but I'm not. I'm a little delusional, but, like, not to the point where I would think, like, my art should be next to a Matisse.

Yeah. Well, the museum said the employee considers himself an artist and most likely saw his role in the museum's installation team as a day job to support his true calling. And, like, maybe he used this job always knowing that he was gonna promote himself, not just, like, as a lover of art.

Okay, I just want to say, like, it's really not a crime to, like, use your day job.

No.

Like, I feel like waiters in LA, like, they all want to get jobs at, like, craigs and stuff, because that's where the directors are, and they think that's where they'll get, like, I don't know when. Like, when an actor in LA does it, like, we think it's inspiring, but this guy, like, I think. I don't know. I see something. Maybe I see a little bit of myself in him because I feel, you know, oddly defensive of him and his.

Entrepreneurial spirit, because there is something industrious about this and innovative.

Industrious. He's pulling himself up by his bootstraps. It's hard to get, you know, seen in the art world. You know? And people do crazy things, and they're the ones who get attention. Remember, like we talked about at Art Basel, that piece that was $200,000, and the second it was purchased, it, like, imploded and was destroyed, and it was like a, you know, a statement on art. And then somebody else at art Basel bought, like, a dirty banana peel, right? And, like, it's the people like that who are, like, kind of crazy and prankster and sort of out there, they get the attention. And it's not the hard working museum clerks in Munich who get the attention.

But I just have to say, like, I absolutely need to see what it was.

Of course, I can't really speak further on the matter until I see, like.

What the museum, the museum won't comment on the painting subject or something because.

They don't want to give him exactly what he wants, and they don't want.

To avoid copycat people. Like, who knows if it was really, like, art that maybe if you're not paying attention, like, oh, that's a nice piece of art. Or was it, like, something offensive?

Oh, maybe it was like a big penis or something.

Well, that's what art is, so.

No, also, it could have been a schwarzschild. It is Germany, right?

That wouldn't offend the art crowd. A big penis.

And I want to say something about the people of Germany, because, you know, we all clown on Germany, like, what? After what they did? Like, you can't say the word Germany without, like, saying Hitler, holocaust. Heil Hitler. Like, you know, and I want to say. I feel like. And I don't think people in Germany, like, still have that sort of energy. I actually feel like the prime minister of Germany was really outspoken about anti semitism. But they take the jokes in stride, and they know they can't get mad. And I just want to say, like, I respect that I see you, and I. It's very jewish of you. So I, you know. Yeah, I feel like they get it a lot. I just saw this thing on TikTok.

Kind of, like the most known thing.

It's also, like, a low hanging fruit. It's like, an obvious joke.

It was two wars that they did.

No, and not only that, it, like, low key. Wasn't even that long ago. There's still people alive who experienced it and the reason committed it. Right. Well, and who committed it. That's what's so crazy. I, um. It was like this tick tock going viral. This girl, I don't know if she was, like, an american living in Germany, but she was basically daily, like, documenting her life in Germany. And she's like, I will say, like, I love Germany. Like, the one thing. It's like, the bagels aren't very good.

The one thing.

Right? No. So people were, like, stitching it, being like, I wonder why there's not good bagels in Germany? And it was, like, so funny.

That was very funny.

Yeah. And honestly, I feel like the people of Germany took that joke in stride.

As they should.

As they should. And I give them credit.

No, that's, like, part of the reparations.

Yes.

Like, you are demilitarized, you're de nazified, and you must be okay with being.

A thumb, and you're desensitized to the jokes and, like, the jokes. I'm sorry. They will always be funny. Yeah. Okay. That was fast.

Five.

And you were right. They were hilarious.

Yeah.

And amazingly, the show isn't over because it's Thursday, which usually means nothing. But today it means everything because we are doing dear toasters, our weekly advice segment where you guys write in and get help from your favorite girly swirlies. And you can write in about anything. You can write into us via email, deertoastersmail.com, or you can write into us on our website, thetoastpodcast.com dot. They're both totally anonymous. You don't have to worry about that. And if you've written in and we haven't read it, it's probably because it's uninteresting or too long or we just get so many. And if you've written in and you have gotten advice from us and you have an update for us, we would love to hear from you. We love to update everyone. So please don't forget about us if you've had your submission read on air. All right. Hey, Jackson Turdy. I'm a daily YouTube swirly here and I love you both. Two months ago, I started dating a guy. Precious sham of a man. Tonight, I pooped before leaving to go hang out with him. He picked me up. We went to a bar with my friends, and we came back to my apartment.

He went to the bathroom straight. When we got here from the living room, I heard a flush. And then I heard him start peeing. And then I heard him flush again. So clearly something was in the toilet that he had to flush before going. Regretfully, I said, why did you flush? And then he said, no reason. And now I can't stop thinking about the fact that I forgot to flush when I went to the bathroom while getting ready. And he definitely saw the poop. Do I ask him about this? Do I lie? Do I convince myself that I did flush and there was another reason? Sincerely, a toaster who will never forget the flush. To flush the toilet ever again.

Okay, first of all, this is better for, not that we do unburden, but there's nothing to be done here. Like, we just need to on this burden. And two things. I have two thoughts. We pretend like there was something else in the toilet, but what's done is done.

But I need to ask why. On God's green diddly dally earth, you asked him why he flushed twice, like she was panicking. Expose yourself more.

But here's the thing I want. Like we're gonna believe that it was something else. Regardless. But there is a chance that it was something else. And then you asked him, why'd you flush? And, like, he's embarrassed of whatever it was about himself. Like, maybe he had a courtesy flush because he didn't want to climb your toilet.

So it is.

And then he poured a little water in so it sounded like he was.

It is really important to know men.

Are also as crazy as us.

It's important to note that there's not a hundred percent chance that you didn't flush.

Yeah.

Unless you're, like, remembering accurately. Like, unless you know you didn't flush.

Or is this something that you do often? Like.

Right. Do you have a flushing problem?

Forget to flush sometimes.

The thing is, is. And let this be a lesson to girls everywhere, but you in particular. Like, if you're going out somewhere, you're getting ready, and you know that everyone's gonna end up at your apartment afterwards, whether it's a date or a group of friends. Like, you have to leave your apartment and take that last look. That last look is so important.

I never thought the last look should also be in the toilet bowl.

I live with Ben Saffer, so it has to be literally. Today I went to the guest bathroom to pick up your laundry for you, and there was a pee in the toilet.

Here's the thing. If you guys are meant to be, this will not derail you. If he is, like, a serious, mature person and he saw your dookie in there, like, I want to say something.

I want to say something. I think even, like, a serious, mature person could get, like, a little icked out by someone's poop and then not want to see them again. Honestly, I'm sorry.

It depends how far in you are. But, like, if he loves you already and he's like, this is my girl, and, like, some, like, poop is just.

Like, kind of crazy.

No, but that wouldn't undo all of that. If this was, like, three good dates and he saw your poop, maybe not. What did she say at the top?

Two months ago, started dating this guy.

Okay, honestly, this could be make or break and in a good way.

Like, yeah, it's kind of how, like.

When you're dating, like, someone up to see your poop, or maybe he likes you enough that it does. He didn't even see it.

It could be one of those accelerators sometimes when you're dating someone and, like, their birthday comes up or Valentine's Day, like, kind of moves the relationship along in a faster way than it would have had it not.

Or the opposite. It's like clear they don't want to be serious.

Right? I feel like a poop could do that. She would be an accelerator or a decelerator.

Yeah, I guess.

Well, this one I would love an update on. I want to talk to you in four months. Are you still seeing this guy?

Yeah.

And then don't bring it up ever again. By the way, if you guys like.

Get married and have kids, you could be like, by the way.

By the way, in the bowl. Yeah.

Walls.

And he might not have any idea what you're talking about and that will be because he threw up in the toilet or something.

Six years later, you can be free of this.

Yeah, don't worry. It's only going to take six years. So we'll at our twelve year toastiversary, we'll be hearing from you.

Yeah.

All right, our next one. Hello, beautiful girls. Thanks for being the sisters I've never had. That's so sweet. I love listening on the daily and this is my first time writing in, so here it goes. My husband, precious shaman of four years, has recently voiced his expectation that we have sex together twice a day, roughly 14 times a week.

It's important to know it's been a four years.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's important to note that this is not at all the cadence we have ever kept. Even in the early days.

Don't they have jobs?

While I have recently become a stay at home mom to our baby, who has time for this? Am I being unreasonable for saying that this expectation is unrealistic?

Girl, that's insane.

First of all, to just outright say you want something different in your marriage, something important, like sex. Four years into it, it's like something's going on in his life. This man's having an affair. I just want to say, to have such a crazy, like, drastic change of heart on something, like, very important something, it's giving midlife crisis. It's giving something going on in his life. I wouldn't be surprised if you found out, like, he was keeping a separate, separate family. Like, this is. This is just behavior that's so crazy. It's indicative of something crazy.

Yes, possibly. But let's say it's not for whatever reason, like, he just woke up and he's like, I want more sex. I deserve more sex and we're gonna have more sex. Like, no, that's not how it works.

Right?

Also, like, you have a baby, whatever. Like, and baby probably takes two naps a day, so you don't even get like one nap of free time. Like also, doesn't he work? No.

It's like, okay, you want more sex? Earn it. Take me out to dinner.

Yeah.

Romance me. Buy me lingerie. Buy me a necklace twice a day. Yeah. Okay. Two necklaces a day.

Yeah. This is insane.

Sex isn't just given. It's earned a certain point in the marriage.

Right. But, like, say he came to her and said, like, I wanna. Came with a reasonable request. Like, maybe they were dropping off and they were like, I wanna go, you know?

Well, that's different. If you hit, like, a lull and you say, like, let's prioritize each other. Let's start having sex. I feel like a real. If you're in, like, a lull, a reasonable thing is, like, let's start having sex two, three times a week.

Yeah. No. If he had said that two, three times a day. No, no.

Maybe you misheard him.

If he had said that, that's, like, two times a day is insane.

And to just outright say it, be like, this is my expectation, you know? Meet me here. No.

How about now?

What if I just left?

How about. No?

What if I just didn't? So this sounds like a man. I do a little bit of digging. Like, sometimes, like, I just have a gut feeling that, like, this is. I know it's kind of a crazy thing to say after four years. Like, something changed so drastically. I don't know. I would look into, like, his cell phone. Just honestly, I. I would. And then if there's nothing nefarious going on here, have you ever heard of the word no? Yeah, just like a big fat fucking no. Our third and final to your toasters. Please help in all caps. I've been listening to your podcast for a little over a year, and I can truly say I love my drive to work because I get to cackle with you guys on the way there and back, so thank. Oh, that's so nice. I need help on a recurring topic in my marriage. Zinn pouches. Do you know what those are, Jack? No, you don't?

Is it dip?

Kind of. Okay, so in case y'all don't know, Zinn is a brand of nicotine pouches that have been around for, like, ten years. And I'll just tell you, they're, like, big in the culture right now. It's dip, but they're packed in, like, little. They look like little tea bags.

Yeah.

And you put them in your lip, and you have, like, a cup all day that you, like, spit into and the brand zin. Like they have taken over for vapes. Everyone. All the young kids are. All day, every day, I have these pouches in their mouth.

Okay.

And it gives you, like, a high. Like a nicotine high.

Yeah.

My cigarette. Like a cigarette all day? Yeah.

That's like dip.

Yeah, but it comes. It's a little less gross, right? Yeah, because dip is like loose dirt. It's disgusting. My pjam husband has constantly been. I'm sorry. My total pajama husband constantly has one in his mouth. It's literally from the morning before I leave for work, while I'm cooking dinner, after dinner, literally all day, every day. I brought up this topic and said, not only is it unattractive and unhealthy, but he carries around a water bottle, spit cup when he does it too, which is really gross. He's recently become a toaster, mainly because of your wonderful content during love is blind season six, and he seems to really trust your opinions. So please tell me needs to stop or tell me if I'm just being a naggy bitch wife. Love a grossed out and concerned toaster. So I feel like I can really speak on this because I vaped for many, many years, and they're similar. I feel like vaping is less bad, but it's all one in the same. And I got to a place with my vaping where it was, like, a fun thing I did at parties, and it was, like, a nighttime thing to.

By the time I had to quit, it was a 24/7 thing, and it became gross, you know? And I'm all for having fun. Like, you want to put a pouch in at a party, at a bar. I feel like, you know what? Have fun. You're young. You're. Yeah, whatever. And you know the consequences. Like, I knew vaping was bad, and I still made the choice to do it. When I got to a place where I was, like, vaping first thing in the morning, I. It became really unattractive and really unhealthy. And I'm gonna say that to you, kind sir. And I, first of all, love that you're a toaster and you respect our opinions. And I feel like I can say, like, you shouldn't be doing it all day every day, and it's, like, not fun. Once you're doing it all day every day, you're getting to a point where you're gonna need to quit. Like, you took it too far. I took it too far.

Like, a nicotine addiction, whereas, like, if.

It was a nighttime fun party thing.

Impacting people in your life, like, if your wife didn't care, and we're all having fun. Then I guess that's. That is fine. Do whatever you want. But I think we gotta pull it back a little bit.

And the thing is, like. And I can relate because I took it too far too. And I got to a place where I couldn't. Oh, my God. I forgot to tell you guys something.

You vaped?

I did. At Tinks's thing. It wasn't Tinks fault, but I had one hit of a vape. It probably was, like, the best feeling I've ever had in my life. People said, like, people said months later, like, you're gonna be so grossed out. It wasn't gross. It was only one. Only one. And the next day I was fine.

One chip.

I feel like it wasn't a big deal.

No, that's not a big deal.

I was totally fine. But I remember, like, feeling amazing to you, you know? Who gave it to me?

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, that's. Who would give it to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I'm not even mad at her.

No, I know. And I'm not mad either. The next day I told Ben and I was, like, mad at myself the next day, but I completely forgot about it. I have no cravings, so I felt pretty good.

Yeah, that's all good.

And so if I could get to a place where it's like, I did it at a party, like, that's what you should be doing. That's what those things are for. It's supposed to be fun. When you take it too far, it's like, okay, what's next? Heroin?

No. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dipping your mouth? Spit cup.

It's also, like, really unattractive.

We're not playing baseball.

You know, if you want to be doing that, like, start bringing in some MLB money.

Yeah.

And then make a talk.

I think that's such a fair compromise. Marriage is all about compromise, and that's join the Yankees. What would make me feel.

Okay, there's yours in, bro. And that's motivating.

Yeah.

So we'll be following up in a year. Have you made the MLB or have you quit this horrid habit that I'm.

Honestly. I'm rooting for you to make the MLB.

Me too. Who cares about cancer? We're rich.

Who cares about a spit cup?

Yeah, no, we're wealthy. It's a spit goblet on the other side of the house in the west wing. All right, you guys, thanks to everyone who wrote into deer toasters. We appreciate you and we hope that, you know, whatever you're going through. We made it a little bit better. That's our show.

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