Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toes and Happy Friday. It's a celebration. It's an extravaganza. It's the end of the week. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Jax, how you doing?

I'm doing good. A hard earned end of the week. It's been a sick week for your girl. I've seen you guys complaining in the comments, and I just want to say, imagine how I feel.

Imagine how tired she.

You're tired of me sniffling? Imagine how I feel. Sniffling. Some compassion.

How are you feeling? Are you wearing my shirt?

I'm wearing this outfit that you gave me when I was pregnant because I have so much cabbage in.

You're cabbaging in this very moment, right now.

In this moment. And Zach bought me a fresh cabbage yesterday. That is the biggest cabbage at the patch. So the leaves are huge, and they literally go up to my neck if I just open one button. Look, cabbage.

Oh, my God. And you thought that the gorgeous Norma Kamali set that I gave you should smell like cabbage. That's how you receive the gifts that I give.

I wanted to look amazing today, and I said, oh. Some of my most amazing outfits were gifted to me by Claudia.

Not the black in my cardigan.

Dark times. Dark times.

No.

And I needed something where you wouldn't see all this cabbage. But I didn't want to do, like, another sweatshirt. Oh, you know what? It was turdy, actually. I had already put my hair up, and I had already put my eyebrow glue on, so I couldn't put something over my head. So I went for my button downs, and then I saw this outfit that I love so much. And, yes, it is a little oversized. I'm, like, teeny tiny. And I thought, perfect.

Okay, noted.

I love this outfit. La turda lou.

Me too. That outfit's kind of like, it really is a sisterhood of the traveling pants type of outfit. It looks good on everyone, whether it's a little small on you, whether it's a little big on you. Like, it could be snug but could also be oversized. It's kind of the most amazing outfit, and I think each sister should wear it. It would fit every sister. That's what's magical about it.

Fit every sister. The last time I wore it was at your birthday, and I was nine months pregnant. Slayed the house down. Boots.

Yeah, boots.

Today, five and a half months out. Slaying the house down. Boots. Cabbage.

Slaying the house down. Boots. Cabbage. Write it down for title.

That's slaying the house down. Many options we will have today, even.

Though let's give some inside baseball tea to the girlies listening today, I'm very particular about titles because slay the house.

Down boots cabbage is like a funny thing that we said, but if you are toast agnostic and you're scrolling through the charts, it's not something that's going to make you want to listen.

Not only that, it's too long. Like, I have a character limit on the title.

Doesn't work for me. The way it shows up on our.

YouTube cover photo, the way it shows up on our social cards, even the way it shows up in the charts. If it's this long sentence, people can't read the whole sentence. I love a short, quick, nasty title, especially one that when Taylor Swift does something, it's, like, so great for our business. Like Taylor on the field earlier in this week, that's our highest listen to episode. Not necessarily because of the title, because I think a lot of people wanted to know what we were going to say about Taylor, but they know for.

Sure that we're going to be talking about it. And then actually, maybe some people who are casually scrolling the charts, they see this episode that's, like, in the top 1% and they're like, oh, the top 1% talking about Taylor on the field. Let me listen. That actually would get new listeners.

No, they see, oh, the one percenters are talking about Taylor Swift.

Right. And how many other podcasts in, like, the top 20 overall podcast episodes of the day have Taylor in the title that day? Like, really none. It's all about war in the election.

Also, once again, another Friday has rolled around where I have an overwhelming amount of options for Weenie of the week, and I might have one.

Queenie, I was thinking about it as I was doing my makeup this morning, and then I forgot about it. But it will come to me. I had some early starters, but it's hard to get so in the weeds because then I'm like, is this person deserving of Weenie? And then I zoom out and I'm like, Sinoir. Sinoir is my weenie.

Yeah. No, you need to kind of reset your level.

I have my weenie.

Oh, the weenie has spoken. I can't wait.

The weenie has emerged. The weenie has made him or her or themselves known.

Oh, my God. Is it okay? You know what? I guess I'll just have to wait.

And say they've made they themselves known.

They. It's a group of people or a non binary person.

You'll have to stay tuned till the end of the show to find out.

Yikes. So we, of course, have a great show for you guys today. I was inspired by my absolutely gorgeous drop dead diva bitch ass of a sister to get a spray tan today, which I'm going to do later today just to kind of, like, look gorgeous for the weekend.

Love that for you. You've just inspired me to book my next spray tan.

One thing about 2024, let's stay on top of our beauty treatments so we stop looking like rats, like we're on camera every day. And the fact that for years I wasn't consistently getting spray tans, consistently getting lash lifts, consistently taking care of myself, consistently exfoliating, we are going to be beautiful this year. That's the goal, bitch.

I love that for us. And like I've said, once I'm done weaning, it's over for you bitches. So you better enjoy these last few weeks. You better enjoy them.

By the way, all you bitches who've been, like, laying dormant while Jackie's kind of been, like, in her nesting, know, big breasted cabbage years, like, watch the fuck out, bitch. Wake up. Wake up. She's coming for you.

Enjoy these last few weeks. Your time is winding down.

Oh, yeah, just wait till she starts shooting herself up with Ozempic. It's really over for you bitches.

Yeah.

Even though you said you're not going.

To do that, I've decided that's just not in the cards for me right now. I'll let you guys know if that changes for any reason, but I really don't know why it would.

Listen, your decision is your decision, and.

It pains me to make that decision because I'm so eager to see what it's like to experience the juice and the magic.

By the way, the cool thing about it is that it lasts one week.

So I could shoot you up one week. And just.

By the way, I'm not recommending this. I'm not a doctor. I'm just saying I could bring some and shoot you up and we could very small.

I just know I'm going to be addicted.

No, I know. By the way, it's literally heroin in a needle.

It's like my version of heroin.

No, it's my version of heroin, too. I don't think I would like traditional heroin, but I think everybody likes heroin. Is that everyone does. That was a crazy part of Mike Sorrentino's book that I can't stop talking about it because it was so good at the very height of his addiction. He had gotten sober, like, many times, but really fake sober just so he could get back to work. At the very height of his addiction, he had literally spent every. He was making millions. He had not a dollar to his name. He had sold all of his cars, everything to buy drugs. And his girlfriend and his parents knew he was a drug addicts, so they were keeping an eye on him. His friend came, picked him up, he ran in the car. They drove to Newark. And this guy, his friend, was like, I know where we can score some cheap drugs. They pick it up, they go to the guy's house. Mike opens, like, the tinfoil thing, and he's like, oh, my God, it's heroin. And he had never done heroin before, and he said he was not going to do it. I forget what actually happened.

I think he did it. Or, like, lauren, his now wife, called him at the second he was about thinking about doing. It was like this crazy moment in the book. And, yeah, I was a crazy addict, but my line was heroin. Like, I was never going to do heroin. But then here he was, faced with the only option of heroin.

Yeah, damn.

And I can't talk about heroin without talking about that episode of.

Yeah, it's just, I feel like that cough proves to people that to cut it out, the. It's a. I don't have a chronic cough right now. It was just a clearing of the throat because I'm on the mend, and I'm hoping that by Monday I will have watched the Barbie movie and I'll be able to discuss it without sounding nasally.

So, as I was saying, I really can't talk about the drug heroin without thinking about that episode. Well, that segment Dr. Phil did on those three sisters who were addicted to heroin and who lived in that sort of, like, crackdown. And how I spoke about it on the toast, actually, I think it was the breath, like, many, many years ago. But it turned out one of them was a breather, and she dm'd me, and she said she thought it was hilarious. I'm like, oh, okay.

Classic the toast. They had tapped out heroin.

They had tapped out the veins in their arms, and they started shooting up in between their.

Claudia, stop. Claudia, just stop it.

No, honestly, like, I feel like.

No, we're moving.

We're. Fricka, Fricka.

We're switching gears.

Okay, here's something that sad that happened to me this morning. I saw on Instagram this absolutely gorgeous picture of Ariel charness on her Instagram story is just looking so sick. And I was like, what if I just swiped up and I really wanted this coat? She had, like, the cutest outfit on. Yeah, I think it's from yesterday because it was very early in her stories. It's a white coat.

Okay?

She has, like, a chanel bag, a white coat, leggings. It's just like, a cool girl, like, upper east side mom. And I'm like, I think I need to look like that.

Let me know. So why didn't you just hit the.

Copy paste $1,500 jacket, like, girl? Come on, Ariel Charnez.

Let me see what it's made of. Your mom.

And she did do a look for less, and I love how sickening.

Okay, I see the coat. Where's the swipe up? Oh, she's posted all these throwbacks.

Oh, no, by the way, you're too far gone. It's prior.

It's over. Okay, so let me go back to.

The coat and analyze and tap the link. Tap the link. It's right there.

It's not linked.

Oh, it must have expired. It was from yesterday. $1,500. And then my queen, she was like, oh, let me do a look for less.

I see it on the grid.

So now she said, oh, here, I'll link a jacket for less for you broke bitches. I'm like, okay, great. I'll do the only. Her dupe is from revolve. That's not the dupe. That's the goal.

Yeah, but what about that one for you? That's really, like, where you like to shop.

I don't know, compare to the one that she posted. I just felt like it would be cheap. Even though it was a $300 coat, it definitely wasn't cheap. But I don't know. It didn't feel right. I wanted the one.

Well, the thing is, I do really like the style of coat, so I do want to persuade you to get it.

All right, calm down.

I'm not getting it, and I just feel like you need it.

I feel like I need it, too, even though I don't really.

Otherwise, how would you be warm if you didn't have this coat?

Well, I do have my vest that I'm currently wearing that was $4 from Amazon, so I feel good about that. I also am wearing my 1989 Taylor's merch that I ordered in October that took four months to come. That arrived literally yesterday.

So you're feeling warm enough?

I'm feeling warm enough. And I just want to thank Taylor, because, honestly, her having a four month lead time makes me feel so good about our toast merch. Which, if you've ordered, you should be getting in literally a week or two.

In a fraction of the tailor time.

Right? So thanks, Taylor. We love you for that.

Yeah. I just think you should get that coat. I really like it, and I think it would just elevate. It wouldn't just be about the coat. It would kind of change who you are as a person. Sorry.

Okay.

I would wear with everything, day or night, and everyone say, oh, my God, there's Claudia. Just, like, kind of their breath would be taken away by you in that coat.

Oh, no. You're, like, kind of convincing me.

Also, a coat can change a person.

Wait, what if you get the coat for me?

No. What if we find a reason why you should treat yourself?

No. Okay, I need to find, like. No, that's easy. I need a coupon code. I should have done. Honey, the brand was wardrobe. They don't do coupon codes. They're not like us.

No, you just have to.

What if Ariel Chartis is just, like, done with the coat and she could give it to me, even though she's probably, like, a size double zero?

Just get the coat.

I don't know. $1,500 is a lot of money on a coat.

No, but why don't you order the coat? If you put it on, it doesn't change who you are, then return it. And if it does, then you're meant to have it, and you'll wear it so many times, it'll justify the price. Coats are expensive. Like, when they're made of things that will keep you warm when they're made of coat. When they're made of real coat. That's, like, a real coat.

Like, one thing about me, I, for no reason, will defend Ariel charness to the, like, she's just a person I follow on the Internet who I feel fiercely protective over. There's a few people, like, like, I'm always going to bat for them, even though I literally don't even know them.

And would they do the same for you?

No, actually, I don't know Ariel Charnos'character, but I imagine she would.

And it's not tit for tat. You don't do it to get it in return. You do it because it's the right thing to do. Like, Brittany Mahomes won't be defending me anytime soon, but I'll keep defending.

No, no, exactly. Like, I do it because my job is to comment on the culture, and I'm going to speak from the.

Yeah, yeah. And you're not gonna like add to their burden to their pile. They have enough people coming at them.

No, it's so true. And just having been someone who has been piled on, on the Internet, a couple of, like, I know what that's like, and I'm literally never going to.

Be a part of know except if it's Justin Timberlake.

Oh, I'm sorry. This conversation is really only talking about, like, I feel differently about girls and boys. Like, boys can handle it for real.

Yeah. Also, celebrity thirst influence is different, as we stated so many times, by the.

Way, Justin Timberlake and Ariel Charness, I couldn't be more different.

Yeah. I'm glad that we've established that because I think people were confused.

I did, however, buy the socks from her LTK. Swipe up.

So you got a piece of the magic.

I got a piece of the magic, and I spent $30 on socks. Like, she's insane.

I'm sure your feet will be so warm.

We live for it.

I love enabling people to buy nice things. It's really one of my passions in life. And I've also recently, my itch has been reactivated.

Yeah. Like, you're feeling like you want to invest in something.

Feeling, like shopping. Feeling like shopping. Because I'm coming.

Shopping together. When I come down and I drive.

You and I got, like, one thing recently.

I'll drive.

And it just. No, I'll drive. Oh, you know what I realized I was playing around with my Tesla yesterday. I realized, you know how you don't like Tesla because it's like a golf cart in terms of stopping and starting.

It's not traditional, the way we were all taught to drive, which is foot on the brake at all times.

You can change the settings so that it will drive like a car that you're used to. So if you ever want to drive it, you could drive it that way.

Oh, we should definitely do that. And you should probably do that, too, just so you can. You're like a new driver. You should know how to drive one type of car.

No, I drove Zach's car the other day. It wasn't pretty, but we made it home.

Yeah, I just. Honestly, whenever you talk about driving, I get the vibe like you don't want to succeed. Like, for real, what is it?

No, I want more than anything for this not to be, like, this big impediment in my. I just. I'm too cautious of a know, and I can't throw caution to the wind on this. It's too important.

No, I know. So, like, it would be more cautious of you. To set up your Tesla like all the other cars on the planet.

Why? I only need to really know how to master my own car and I find it easier to drive this way. Like, I'm more comfortable. I don't want to keep my foot on the brake at all Times.

Okay.

I could just sit out a light and my both feet are willy nilly.

How crazy. What are you going to do a dance?

Never shig. You never know.

How are the stories today?

I feel better than yesterday.

Oh, okay. And I didn't even think yesterday was so bad.

Yeah, no, they came together in a nice manner.

Any follow up stories on Tarek's armed hike?

I would love tah. What else do you want to know?

Has Christina spoken out like, anything?

Oh, I don't know if I would click if Christina spoke. Like, I don't think I would notice that. It wouldn't pop off the page to me because she's always in People magazine sharing her favorite bracelet.

Yeah, I know she's always in People magazine sharing her favorite bracelet, so I.

Don'T know if I would notice. I kind of like scroll past the headlines.

And by the way, what's no shade? There was a storyline in selling sunset, like season one or two that Christine Quinn said. Like, Heather was so upset that Christine Quinn said how Heather is always in People magazine, like sharing her favorite muffin recipe. Tariq and Musa married the same. Yeah, twice. Yeah.

Yeah, he did.

Yeah.

So I really like Heather and Tariq though, so I'm not going to say anything.

You're not going to be a hater?

No, I really like Heather and if a equals b and B equals c and she loves Tark and I love Heather, then I love Tark.

I love. Using the theorem of logic, a equals b equals c. No, what is that? The chain. What's that theory called?

Theory. Chain theory.

Like a equals b and b equals c, then a equals c. It's never not right.

No, it's so factual. And don't even start. Like when we throw d in there and then a equals d. No, that's too much. It's hair too far.

Also, let me tell you about a new thing I'm experiencing that's actually ruining my life. I woke up at three in the morning and I went back to bed at six and I just woke up like an animal at my usual time, which is about 8830. I actually didn't get out of bed till nine. I really couldn't. I don't know what the fuck is up with that. And it's really pissed me off. And it has to be done. It has to be stopped.

Well, at least when you come here, you can make yourself useful at those hours. Oh, my God, give a little bottle.

But I would love that. But, like, no, I think you would like it. And then Ben wakes up and he's like, are you awake? And I'm like, yeah, because I scrolled on my phone. I was literally laying there for like 30 minutes. I'm like, have to do something. I'm so bored. And so Ben was like, are you on your phone? I'm like, yeah. He's like, well, that's why he starts yelling at me. He's like, that's why you can't sleep. I'm like, do you think I want to be like, do you think I want to be doing this right now?

Okay, not to be the Ben's advocate, but it's true. Like, you turning on your phone tells your brain, hey, it's awake time. You'd be better off just turning on your kindle, please.

Wow.

Yes. The light from your phone signals to your brain that it's time to be awake. So you're actually accomplishing the exact opposite thing of what you're setting out to do.

Oh, so we have gotten to a place in this show where you took my husband's side. Noted.

Yeah, it's dark times.

Noted. And I will be calling your husband later.

I think, actually, that Ben took my side because that would have been my argument.

Tell Zach he will be hearing from my people.

You're going to take his side?

I'm going to set up a call with Zach, ask him what's going on in your marriage and how I can.

Help make it worse. What would he want you to take his side about?

I feel like you guys disagree on the dumbest, most random stuff.

Yeah.

I can't even remember. And whenever I'm at your house, you know, I ride for.

Yeah.

Now, it's usually because you're right, but I still. Even if you weren't right, I wouldn't feel right about not taking your side. Maybe I would just, like, walk away.

And we love when we're having a disagree into opening it up to the.

Jury, which is really the worst thing you can do for a marriage or just any sort of relationship. Yet nevertheless, we persist. And I always ride for you. So the fact that not only you would take my husband's side, but you do it publicly on this show here.

Notice that's how much I care about turdy sleep. I'm not going to tell you what you want to hear.

Noted.

I think after this, I'm going to listen to good guys.

Noted.

And I'm going to like and subscribe.

You know what I think I'm going to do? I think I'm going to go listen to Reese's book club podcast and like. And subscribe and maybe share it on my instagram to my millions of devoted followers. Maybe that's what I'll do.

Whoa, she got me there.

Yeah. Maybe I'll start my own.

Wow. Hit me where it hurts.

Yeah.

And you would do that to the redheads? Like, it's not just about me. We're a collective.

Yeah. No. And it would be a spite. Podcast by the curb comes back on Sunday.

Exciting.

That is very exciting. They did, like, a big premiere for it. Larry was on the Today show. Larry's looking good.

I didn't see it.

Oh. Why do I get the vibe you, like hate is.

No, I don't.

You're just, like, giving, like, I hate Larry energy.

What's wrong? I am, but I love curb.

No, it's the best show on tv.

And actually, I just feel like he's a little. No offense, Demi Lovato being like, this is the last season of Curb.

Oh, by the way, thank God for that.

No, I'm glad for it, but stop saying that. I think this is, like, the final season of Curb until he comes.

Yeah, no, they say. He always says it's the final season, and then that was, like, four seasons ago. However, I think he just, like, what's more relatable than that? Like, working really hard on something and being like, okay, never again. And then a month later being like, well, what if I just did another season?

It's like Tom Brady.

They had a big premiere for it. And actually, that guy, so funny. Remember that guy who worked at. I think he went to Colgate, the journalist from Enews who got fired for. Yeah, he got fired for, like, a shady reason. Now he's, like, the face of. I feel like nobody talks about that.

Oh, interesting. What's his name? Ken Baker.

He went to Colgate, right?

Yeah, he. Who is this Ken Baker? Yeah, he went to Colgate.

He asked Larry, what is your favorite, like, what do you think is the best episode of Curb of all time? And Larry said, and it couldn't be more appropriate. Palestinian chicken.

Yeah.

That is the best episode of tv, like, ever. It's just like a crazy episode of tv.

It is. But that's not my favorite episode. I couldn't tell you what my favorite episode is. But there's one episode with the Ben's favorite episode. Excuse me. There's one episode.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, we both just started talking at the same time from 22 Jump street. She's also in other stuff. Jillian. What's her last name?

Jillian. That's Ben's favorite episode. Where she wears the crop top and Larry holds onto her belly. That's Ben's favorite episode.

That's just, like, one that really sticks out to me. I remember after I saw it, I called you, and I was like, you have to watch this episode.

It is Ben's favorite episode.

Well, I'm so glad know our crossed paths. We would have ended up at the same place anyway.

It's not about the journey. It's about the destination.

Yeah, it's about the destination and not interrupting people as frequently as you can.

I just think it's so fucking important to remember. Like, we're literally on a delay here. We both started talking at the same time. It may have felt like I was interrupting you, but we started at the same time.

Gaslight.

Okay.

Like, low key.

Why am I lying? Like, no. I feel like also, I actually wanted to come clean about a lie I told earlier on the show.

I'm burning yourself turdy.

I shared last. Maybe was it earlier in this week or maybe last week like, that. I hit a new milestone in my fitness journey that I ran 4 minutes straight. It was three. I don't know why I lied. I was just straight up making stuff up.

It was three periods.

Yeah.

No extra seconds, I'm sure.

Maybe it was like, three two or something, but it wasn't 4 minutes.

Okay. You're only lying to yourself. Really?

I'm okay with that.

Yeah. And maybe, like, if you told that lie, it inspires you to actually get to that four minute, and it's motivational.

So yesterday I was like, okay, if I just hit the four minute, then it wouldn't have been.

You're not a liar.

I literally couldn't. I was dying. Cramping.

You'll get there.

Yeah. So sorry about that. I'm coming clean.

I think we should get into the stories because we've got a lot to.

Do today and we're being, like, a little radical. 25 minutes.

Like, what? It's 25 minutes.

We're at 23 30. Not me. Making up numbers again.

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Okay, our first story, some Wendy Williams news as a new trailer for her documentary has dropped. Wendy Williams is finally telling her side of the story in a trailer for Lifetime's documentary called where is Wendy Williams? The iconic tv host openly abuses alcohol and breaks down crying as she details the financial strain she's experienced from being placed under a guardianship. She says, I have no money. The documentary features her son, Kevin Hunter Jr. Her sister Wanda, and more family members as they fight to help her get well physically, but also free her from the financial prison in which she finds herself. Her sister says, we all make choices in life. We all go through our challenges. She's still a person. Her son also claims that her court appointed guardian hasn't done a good job of protecting Wendy, and Wanda echoes that the system is broken. Wanda says, we are her family and you tell me I'm not capable of taking care of my sister. What would you do? What should I do?

I feel like everyone in the world has been wondering where in the world is Wendy Williams? And now we know. And it's like worse than we could have thought. I really thought she was just like taking time privately to deal with her health issues. Also, she was on tv every day for many, many years. Maybe she just wants to, I don't know, be alone. But the reality is much worse and I'm glad she's making that lifetime money because she sold this documentary. This is a project. This is income.

Yes, but the guardianship is kind of confusing. It's like, who is the guardian? And it seems like it's her former or current financial advisor at like, Wells Fargo. And her money is like, oh, I.

Thought she had no money.

No, I think she has no money because she doesn't have access to it. I was very confused. I was trying to read more about. And the Wells Fargo Guardian complains that she has to have armed security because of the Wendy fans. She's kind of like the villain in this story.

The Wendy fans are extremely, like, it's.

A real, just I don't understand what's happening here and how Wendy or her family, how they have a guardian placed on them who is in charge of their money and she doesn't have access to it. Even this lifetime money. Does it go into that pot? Is it more for the Guardian?

I also don't understand how things went so bad so quickly with Wendy Williams. I feel like she was on tv consistently for so long and then she had some personal issues with her husband and then her health, and then boom, she's fired. I feel like it all happened so quickly.

Yeah. Also, her physical health isn't great in the documentary. She's like in a wheelchair and she's just struggling. So it's all very compounded. And I guess the documentary will get to the roots of each of these issues. But it's been a very hard few years for her.

No. And I highly recommend the lifetime movie that she produced about her life. Wendy Williams is a hustler. I feel like in this day and age, she's like the butt of jokes, but people don't realize how major it was that she got her own daytime show. She started in radio. She hustled so hard. She was all about gossiping freely on radio, like not giving a fuck. She started in the RMB space. She made a lot of enemies, and she kind of has like an amazing story now. The lifetime movie was like hella dramatized and low key, really stupid, but I loved every minute of it. And I feel like we need a serious wendy biopic. She has a real story for. Like, she's been through a lot of stuff, so I have a lot of sympathy and I love Wendy. Like, I really.

Yeah, yeah.

And she's responsible for so many iconic viral moments. I would ask people to respect my privacy, but I don't do it with those hot topics. That's the best video. She's such a queen. Remember when she literally fainted on air? She's been through a lot.

She's been through a lot. So I don't even know what peace looks like for her at this point. Is it a return to tv? Because that's, like, what she does and who she is. But then, on the other hand, it's like, maybe she needs a break.

Totally unrelated, but do we have it as a story today that my lord and savior Darius Rucker was arrested? Next up, I'm devastato. About this next story.

Hootie and the blowfish frontman Darius Rucker has been arrested for minor drug offense in Tennessee. Darius Rucker was arrested on Thursday in Williamson County, Tennessee, where he lives. Page six can confirm. The hoodie and the blowfish frontman was taken into custody and booked in three misdemeanor charges, including two counts of simple possession, casual exchange of a controlled substance, and one count of a violation of the state's vehicle registration law. Police accused Rucker of driving with an expired registration tag. According to TMZ, he was released.

Is that arrest worthy? Which I feel like everybody's registration is literally expired.

Well, in conjunction with these other.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like somebody has it out for Darius. These sounds like such minor offenses. Like, I'm really upset. I feel like Darius is a good guy.

Oh, you think it's a conspiracy against do?

It's a conspiracy. Rucker.

Conspiracious rucker.

Well, okay, I looked it up. Casual exchange of a controlled substance can mean, like, passing a joint to someone.

Totally. That's what it sounds like. Okay.

Literally, casually exchange this controlled substance.

Three misdemeanors, two counts of simple possession. Simple could be a joint in the pocket, right?

No.

And I feel like simple means in.

The pocket for two counts. Literally. And I feel like simple means marijuana. If it was anything other than that, whether, like, prescription pills or cocaine, it would have been not simple. It would have been complicated.

Oh, no. I feel like prescription pills could be simple. This is just, like, my feeling, so I could be totally wrong. I feel like prescription pills could be simple, but that wasn't even what I like.

Prescription pills is, like, a higher level.

And I feel like cocaine could be simple.

No, there's nothing simple about cocaine. The devil's drug.

I know, but I just feel like. I feel like it could be simple possession if it's just, like, a little.

No, no. I feel like they take cocaine, like, really seriously.

And then casual exchange of a controlled substance, like, passing the baggie, I just.

Feel like if I know anything about Hootie, it's that he's much more of a pop. Like, I couldn't see hootie doing blow, like, railing lines.

I agree. Let's look at the mug shot.

And it's unflattering. It is not a good mug shot. I feel like, again, this is a conspiracy against Hootie. Like, that angle, that lighting, it's so bad. I feel like you can do a few things. I feel like they need to wipe the lens on the back of the camera. It's a bad photo. It's not a good look for hootie. The thing about country fans is they don't give a fuck. I don't think this will affect hootie whatsoever.

No. But just now, I feel like he does have a kind of sterling reputation. But I did see a headline this morning. I'm going to pull it up. Like, his ex girlfriend is out here, like, talking about how this is karma for.

Like, I don't like when. Know when they kick someone, when they're down.

Yeah.

And I was, of course, worried when I saw this headline that he was obviously arrested for a DUI, because that, to me.

Oh, that's unforgivable.

It's unforgivable. Line crossing. And I was worried because I was getting Sam hunt flashbacks, however.

So his ex was just a little pop. His ex is a comedian. And she posted on x saying, yes, I've heard. All I can say is karma Hart.

Ooh, what's her name?

And then her name is Kate Quigley. And then she also posted a selfie of her lounging in a blue bikini while sticking her tongue out. And she said, mood, when you hear your dbag ex got arrested, I stand with Darius.

He's a national treasure. I'm sorry. I only want to be with you. Like, I only want to be with Darius.

Yeah.

Darius is one of those people. It would take a lot for me to stop standing.

Yeah. And as we've proven, these are misdemeanor simple charges. Could have been kind of conspiracy conspiracious.

It's conspiratorial.

Okay.

It's giving conspiratorial energy.

Yeah. But I do think just because he has such a pristine reputation, it's not great.

I think he'll survive it.

Oh, big time. I think people will forget soon. Set a calendar alert for, like, in a year and see if we remember. No.

And, like, low key. We shouldn't have even made it a story because we're contributing. Because literally no one's talking about this because that's how much everyone just loves hootie. Like, we're looking past it.

Yeah, but it's a Friday and there wasn't much else. So don't get arrested on a Thursday, guys. Try for Sunday.

Oh, my God. It's so important that if you're going to get arrested that it be, like, towards the end of the week.

Yeah, on the weekend. Buried love Thursday stories were sparse today. Sorry, Darius, but at the end of.

The day, it just depends on the story. Like, Erica Jaden very smartly dropping her divorce news during one of the most heated elections of our time. We still cared. Like, I'm sorry. There was no undoing that.

Of course. I think she intentionally dropped it on election day to kind of bury it. But because there was no other news, because everyone was talking about the election, it was kind of the only news. If you didn't want to talk about the election, which is us.

Which is so true, by the way.

Like, kind of backfired.

I can't believe there's, like, another election. Seriously, I hate election season.

Do you hate all election seasons every year or just the president?

Just the president one. Because I feel like there's not a lot of hype for midterms and stuff. And Loki. Every time I vote in a little mayor roll or whatever, I just feel like such a small town girl. I really do love it. And it gives harmonious energy. It does. People become the worst versions of themselves. Everyone I'm talking about during the election, the presidential election season, do not talk to me. I really can't.

Yeah, but make sure you pack a snack and if it's raining, maybe an umbrella.

We absolutely have to repost that clip during election season. The way influencers acted last. Was it presidential? No, that wasn't. Four years ago.

No, that was president. Yeah.

I was sitting in this chair four years ago.

Four years.

No, because it was a remote clip.

2020. We were in that studio law. It wasn't a clip. We didn't clip it.

Yes, we did. No, it's a clip. It's a clip. Okay, I sort of got it. It's a clip moment and it's remote. And it must have just been a regular election where people, influencers were creating graphics, like teaching people how to vote. Like, bring a snack, grab an elderly neighbor. We know.

Yeah. No, if it's raining, like, wear your rainboots and don't forget your windshield wipers to turn them.

Pack a snack. I can't.

Yeah. Or, like, go to how to find your polling place. As if it's not constantly. Every time you open up Facebook, Instagram, it's like pop up had a.

It's the same every year. Oh, that too. I've literally been voting at the same school for a hundred years.

That too. But I guess if you're a new voter, let's give them the benefit of the doubt.

Fair. If you're a new voter, ask your parents.

No, it's like, where do your parents vote?

Right. It's really not hard. Also, if you're a new voter, low key. I assume you're maybe in college. You can vote through your college.

You can.

Yeah, actually, low key. The first time I ever voted, I was in college. And they did it for you in your.

Like.

It was kind of like absentee energy because obviously you weren't home. And it was also the year of Hurricane Sandy. And I got a letter in the mail like, six months after the election that my ballot was never cast because of Sandy.

Interesting conspiracy.

I don't think it was, like, an important election year. I don't remember what year it was.

Sandy was 2013? 2012.

I don't know all that to say my vote didn't cast.

2012. Oh, no. That would have been a presidential election law.

I want to say it was 2013. Actually, when I think about my college.

Year, when I think about where I was during Sandy, it was 2012. You know what?

Sandy was so crazy.

A simple Google search. Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking about. Hold on. I think I was thinking about Hurricane Eileen.

No, Sandy was, like, really major Hurricane Sandy.

Oh, no. 2012.

I lived through Hurricane Sandy. That's kind of like a fun fact about me. I was in New York. It was so crazy. Yeah, I wasn't really affected by. It was actually so crazy how in parts of the city, people's cars were.

Underwater, like downtown, because the city is kind of on an incline.

And so ten blocks up, my lights flickered once. That was the most craziest thing that happened. So I didn't really live through Sandy. Not to make everything about me, but she'll try. So I'm sending well wishes to Darius. And just know, like your OG fans, like your true fans, we ride for you. And we know this is not a reflection of who you are. And we know that there's a conspiracy against you.

Are you ready for our next story? A little more music news, because Ariana Grande is tearing up as she previews vulnerable songs from her upcoming album Eternal Sunshine. So Ari posted to Instagram a video of her with, like, I guess some what's the thing. Label.

Big wigs of members of her tea.

Yeah, I was getting like, this is for the label of her sampling her new album. Like talking about the process of recording it and when she started and what the inspiration. So she has a new album coming out in March. She started recording right after the strike. So this is know SpongeBob era songs.

Oh, wow. SpongeBob era songs.

Because SpongeBob broke in the summer. I think she started recording this in September.

When does the album come out?

March.

I want to say I do think she's a universal music group client. I do think releasing an album while UMG and TikTok haven't worked things out will severely impact. Like, it's actually like a really big.

Deal, but they're not going to work things out.

No, I know.

And by the way, people have talked, still released music.

I got notified yesterday, like, all my.

TikTok with the music is no longer have been removed.

They're like silent. They're like, you want to switch it up to some public domain song? I'm like, no, I'm okay.

But they're not going to reach an agreement, so there's never a good time to release the. So it is what it is.

No. And Universal Music group is quite literally everyone except for me. So stream toast and 100% by Claudia.

This could be a good opportunity for you.

Time to support indie artists.

Straight up.

Straight up.

Well, this is exciting. I feel like it will be a good window into how she's feeling about what's happened in her life in the last six months and public perception and all of that.

By the way, is Ariana Grande the Justin Timberlake of girls?

No. Okay, Ariana Grande. I'd have to.

Think, like, yes. And is giving. I owe an apology to nobody. Crimea river.

Just saying.

It's a thought starter. I'm not saying for sure.

Energy of like, I'm going to do.

Me right, even if me is bad.

But the things that Justin has to answer for, crime versus Ari are not really comparable.

Yeah, no, that's fair. That's so fair.

Yeah.

Okay, so would you say that Ari is a small scale JT or we're just hating the comparison altogether?

The comparison's not analogous for me. I understand what you're saying, but it just doesn't feel apples to apples.

Fine, fair. I'll drop it. I'll shut up.

I've silenced. I'll just leave. I've silenced her. I'll just leave.

How about that?

Okay, do it.

What if I just go do it. Our first walk off.

Can't be over. Can't be over this.

Also, I say that every time I walk off.

Our first walk off, you've literally never gotten up. That's cause for leaving.

Bye.

Bye. So are you guys ready for her next story? Let's just jump right in. Oh, she's still wearing her headphones. She can hear me. I wanted to catch her in the middle. She's back. Do you have anything to say?

Do you have anything to say?

Welcome back, turdy.

I'm sorry for disrespecting you.

How? By saying you didn't get up?

By literally insinuating that I should kill myself?

I'm sorry for saying that you didn't get up. You proved me wrong. That you got up.

Yeah. Because I don't know about you, but I did run for 4 minutes straight, so I can't get up now.

Classic.

Before we dive in, I have something to say.

Okay.

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Oh, we have to talk about that.

We have to talk about that.

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Just a heartfelt movie for the know.

Yeah.

The trailer will make you cry. I love the actor who plays the brother. Go check it out. The movie is called scrambled in theaters now. It is rated r. Get yourself a ticket. Enjoy your weekend.

Is there anything better than popcorn and soda?

Yes.

Pretzels and soda?

No.

French fries and soda.

Go back.

Popcorn and, like, chocolates thrown in goldfish.

Yeah.

Eminem's a Party mix. Yeah.

But specifically popcorn and like, really salty, buttery popcorn, hot that you throw the eminems in, the m m's get really soft.

Yeah, that's good. I know what I'm going to say. Like, you're going to yuck my yum. So can you just try to stop.

Your, well, you want to put like.

Dried cranberries in there raisinets, dried cranberries.

Literally same thing.

I love raisinets. I haven't had them in forever.

You walk off because you're sick.

You walk off yucking yums. Disgusting.

Yeah.

Raisin, amongst other things.

But by the way, bunch of crunch, low key.

Very good bunch of crunch is only sold at movie theaters.

Same with dibs. We have this conversation, like, once a year. I'm having deja vu.

We need to talk about Groundhog's day because Phil knew that he was up on the chopping block, and homeboy did not see his shadow. Spring is coming.

Honestly, like, I know it means nothing. It has no bearing on the climate, on mother nature, on the environment. But when I saw that news this morning, I perked the fuck up, and PETA wants to take that away from us. And that's why they're discussing.

Yeah. And pucksutani. Like, he doesn't give us that early spring often, so that when he does, it means something. But he also knew he needed to give the people something so that we continue to ride for him.

No. And it's nice. Like, okay, punks to Tony. Phil literally worked half a day, and he doesn't have to do it again for another. Like, if that's not living in the lap of luxury, I don't know what is. No.

Apparently his digs are Lux.

I am sure. What is it? I feel like he lives at, like, the Gracie mansion.

Yeah. And they probably have, like, a whole little caretaking team. Yeah.

I'm happy for Phil.

Phil stays winning.

Know that I am. Speaking of, do we have a story about Demi Lovato today?

No shit. But you know what? I'm going to make that the fifth, because I meant it's funny.

It's so funny.

But our next story is a lovely story about Jason Kelsey, who is playing in the Pro bowl this weekend only so he can take his kids to Disney. Relatable.

This was cute.

Jason Kelsey says traveling for the Pro bowl means a Disney trip for his kids. So he is in Orlando to compete in the Pro bowl this weekend. While there's football on the horizon, there's also family time for the girl dad of three, who plans on taking his daughters to Walt Disney World. He said, I don't even know what you do in the Pro bowl anymore, but it's down in Orlando, so I get to take my kids to Walt Disney. Not off the super, whole Walt Disney world, but as long as Wyatt gets to see Elsa, I don't think it really matters.

Yeah. Like, it's that classic thing when you win the Super bowl, what are you going to do next? I'm going to Disney World. I literally never understood why the fuck they say that.

I don't know. Now that I've been to Disney, I kind of understand.

No, for sure. And I think they do go to.

Disney, like, as a team.

What's the correlation?

I don't know.

Can you look it up? I feel like, as football girls, like, we need to know.

Yeah. Why Super bowl?

And I think it's cute. I think it's cool, actually, that Jason Kelsey, like, never plays in the Pro bowl, and he is this year only because his kids want to go to Orlando. It's so cute. And. And, like, they don't know the difference that daddy lost, so we're going to Disney versus daddy won, so we're going, right.

It's Disney.

But what is the correlation? And I feel like, is the Super bowl even on ABC? Like, ABC is owned by Disney, that I would understand. I feel like the Super bowl is, like, on CBS.

So it all started when Michael Eisner.

Or it's just a tradition, which is nice. Like, there's no monetary.

It all started when Michael Eisner, CEO of Disney, and his wife dined with a couple of aviators who traveled the world nonstop. The wife asked the pilots what they would do next, and they replied, we're going to Disney World. Okay.

What does that have to do with the Super bowl? Right. How is that applicable? Like, I know it's just a thing people say.

That's where the idea of promoting it for the Super bowl came from. Walt Disney met with NFL organizers, and they reached an agreement for the most valuable player to say the phrase after the game. Oh, wow. This is, like, a coordinated attack.

But is it, like, a verbal contract?

The first.

Now, that's just a tradition. Or do they legally have to. I imagine it's one of those things that you always dream of saying.

The first player to say he would visit the famous park and star in the company's commercials was Phil Sims, who won in 1987 with the Giants. According to reports, the MVP earns between 30 and $50,000 just for saying the iconic phrase. So I guess if you win and you say it, you get paid, and if you don't, you don't.

I feel like they always say it. It's one of those things, like, if you want to be a football star, it's like, your biggest dream is to say it, but $30 to $50,000? When's that article from? Because I feel like with inflation, like, it should be 252,023. And by the way, I did read, I wanted to talk to you about this, that a lot of the players playing in the Super bowl this weekend have, like, incentive based bonuses in their contract if they make it to the Super bowl, if they win the Super bowl. So I think I read Patrick Mahomes will make, like, another million dollars just for getting to the Super Bowl. Brock Purdy has a. It's not a lot of money, but he'll make, like, a nice little bonus. Like six figures, low six figures. So there are merit based bonuses packed into these NFL salaries.

That I'm glad to hear, though I do think Brock should kind of make up the difference of the fact that he's not making Super bowl money.

Yeah, no, for sure.

But anyways, I hope that the Kelsey family has a blast this weekend.

Me too.

Walt Disney. I'm looking at a picture of them from the last time they went to Disney, and it looks like. No, I was going to say it looks like they have that double stroller that Olivia has that I hate, but this one looks a little different.

They would never.

They were clowning on Olivia's stroller in the Patreon episode.

You guys are so mean.

No, me and shabiro. She needs a new double. Does it? The wheels don't work. It's literally about to. The kids are like sardines. It's just a piece of crap.

By the way. Like, get her one. Like, stop complaining. Obviously it bothers you more than it bothers her.

True.

So go get her one that's true.

Put my money where my mouth go to target.

Yeah.

No, there's one I have in mind.

She's the one pushing it.

There's one I have in mind for her.

She's literally the one pushing it. And she doesn't appear to be complaining.

I know, but I just feel like she's become stubborn about it. She's, like, trying to prove something to me that the stroller works and prove.

To her husband, by the way, that's so something. A little classic. Suffer in silence, just for the point.

Yeah, totally. Now, are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I am.

Demi Lovato performs her song heart Attack for heart attack survivors. Demi Lovato performed her song Heart Attack for a room full of heart attack survivors, and some audience members were not impressed. Demi was the headliner at the American Heart Association's go red for women red dress collection concert. That's a mouthful. On Wednesday in New York City, where she sang some of her biggest hits, including sorry, not sorry, cool for the summer, confident skyscraper, heart attack. According to an eyewitness, it was her choice of the song heart attack that raised a few eyebrows. They said, quote, she was belting heart attack in front of the class of 2024, who were all survivors of heart attacks. There was a video package played before the fashion show in concert, where the women all shared their brushes with death via heart attack. How they were all saved during a heart attack. One has a pacemaker for the rest of her life. Demi was smiling the entire performance.

Oh, my God.

Demi was smiling the entire performance. And it was really tone deaf. I just want to say eyewitness.

I wasn't there, so I can't really, really read the room of the tone. I don't know how it went down, but this might be the most iconic thing demi lovato's ever done. It's peak comedy. It's so funny and, like, low key. You survived a heart attack. Like, lighten up. This is funny.

It is.

That's funny.

And I also feel like if I were demi lovato, maybe, oh, I'm performing for the heart association.

Of course.

Perfect. I have a song just about this.

Thing, and it's, like, one of my most popular songs.

Yeah, I feel like maybe read the lyrics.

Read the lyrics.

I was literally about to pull them up. I feel like maybe she was even asked to perform because she has a song about the subject matter.

Yeah, of course.

Putting my defenses up because I don't.

Want to fall Jackie love just to speak it.

If I ever did that, it's going to be hard, but I'll try. I think I'd have a heart attack okay. Yeah, I guess if she fell in love she would have a heart attack is kind of the moral of the story, I guess.

The hard part of the song is right after this chorus, she probably says the phrase heart attack, like, ten times. Heart attack.

She keeps drilling in the poem, the last five lines. If I ever did that I think I'd have a heart attack I think I'd have a heart attack heart attack I think I'd have a heart attack tack. I think I'd have a heart attack.

Oh, I think I'd have a heart.

Attack I think I'd have a heart attack wait, I just want to say 1234-5678 as she ends the song, she says, I think I'd have a heart attack eight times.

And perhaps that's where some of the outrage has stemmed from and that I definitely do understand now. I feel like, all heart attack survivors are different. So I think maybe some of them thought this was funny, and some of them thought this was insensitive because Loki. I don't know how I would act if I had a heart attack, but I think I would find it funny.

Yeah. I think that it would kind of be ruder for her to not sing heart attack. It would have been like, oh, the elephant in the room. She has a song.

You guys can't handle the song, right?

I think she was giving them a lot of credit. Too much credit, clearly.

No, they're, like, a strong group of survivors. I think she thought that they've been through worse.

Yeah. I also love how the article is like an eyewitness, as if this was, like, a catastrophe.

It was. I'm obsessed.

Eyewitness on the ground.

Seriously, there are certain moments in history that I would do anything to have witnessed firsthand, and I don't even think a video of this would suffice. I needed to feel the energy in this room, but to me, this is ten points in Demetrius column, and don't come for me. My father died of a heart attack.

You can eat. Oh, yeah. I feel like we needed to clarify that.

Oh, yeah. We have been touched.

Our opinions matter here, and we think.

The American Heart association failed our father.

Right.

Can say.

We can say this is funny. This is hysterical. And I do feel like right now they'll probably try and distance themselves from it, but I feel like someone on the committee was like, we should have demi perform. She has a song about this very thing.

It's, like, breathtakingly synergetic. I love every minute of it.

Yeah.

The end.

Oh, and it's a bop too, right?

Pop that pussy. You survived a heart attack.

It's a great song.

And look at Demi donating her time to a cause that might have an important.

I'm sure she was paid handsomely.

Really? I feel like these things you do.

For free, these associations have so much money.

I know, but shouldn't that money go to, like, I don't know, finding a cure for heart attacks?

No, it's like they go to getting Demi lovato so that more people buy tickets so that they can raise more money.

Yeah, but imagine if Demi just donated her time. I don't think that's how it know.

I don't know either. But also, this is also great pr for the American Heart association, because I didn't know that they had a soiree this month.

No, I know that they have their walk. They love their walk.

Walking is good for the heart. So is laughing, so is he singing.

Jackie walking is good for the toast and so is laughing. So sit down and listen to the toast.

So is singing and dancing to a great song. Such as heart attack.

Such as.

So those are the fast.

Now, the good news is that while the stories may be over, the show is not. Because we have our new segment that we have not forgotten today, Friday, where we kind of wrap up the week by bestowing two prestigious honors upon four different people. Jack and I both are going to nominate someone who acted in a weenie like manner this week. And we are going to give them the award of the weenie of the week. And we're going to give an award to the Queenie of the week. Someone who we thought showed great fortitude against all ods. So I think let's start with Queenie.

I'm feeling motivated to nominate Tammy Lovato.

Oh, I love. For Queenie.

Queenie. For her brilliant choice of song.

No, this kind of was like, how a queen would act. I love that. I completely agree.

And I'm feeling motivated to nominate the weenies as the eyewitnesses in attendance who couldn't dance along.

I love that.

I'm feeling motivated for that. It's giving, like, weenie energy. Like, come on.

I completely agree. It's actually giving the definition of, like, Weenie.

That's why we.

Yeah.

Because I was going to do a different weenie, but Weenie is not meant to be a malek.

So serious.

So serious. It's just like Weenie. You did something a little weenie. And I don't want other weenies to then feel like, oh, my God, I was in a category with this person. It's not a title. I feel like Lala Ken. It's not something you should wear forever. It's just for the week.

It's a moment in time.

Yeah. And next week, you could even be Weenie one week and Queenie the next for sure.

My queenie this week is Robbie. Like, I think the way she responded to the snub, she could have really dug in her heels and been such a victim. And I actually would have put her in Weenie. But the fact that she was like, listen, other women were nominated. It's all good. Everyone, seriously, calm down. Love and respect. Love and respect to that statement. Why aren't you saying anything?

You just love dipping into the Barbie.

I do. I love starting.

You love starting stuff. And here you are being one of those people that's like Barbie. Margot Robbie's a queen for the way she handles.

Oh, my God. You think I'm acting like a Barbie?

Stan, you're, like, kind of obsessed.

No, I mean, Jackie, like, think about how far reaching the Oscar snub story went. Like, Hillary Clinton's statement. And Margot Robbie could have been, like, such a fucking loser about it and she wasn't.

Yeah, sorry.

She deserves credit.

Yeah, but she wouldn't have if she has daggers at the HFPA up on her wall. She knows that that's not the way that you act.

Right. So that's queen behavior.

Agreed.

Now, my weenie is someone I really wish I did last week. And I thought about this person all week.

Okay. It's Jessica Beal for Weenie.

For Weenie. That eating in the shower thing. Like, the more I think about fucking, it's literally the definition of weenie. It's so losery. I feel like, honestly, it requires.

No, it doesn't. I can't even look at a yogurt without thinking.

Really? I can't look at a Clementine.

I can't look at the shower without thinking, shall I have a snack?

Yeah. No. There will be no further explanation. Like, Jessica Beal is my weenie of the week. I thought about it all week and I was so mad at myself for not choosing her last week when we talked about it in the episode on Friday, but it needed to marinate.

Yeah. So with that, we will bid you a do. I hope everyone has a great weekend. I hope you have a great weekend.

I, too. I will.

Good. You should.

Good. Because it's the one you got.

It's your weekend.

Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast. Jackie and I are both, like, coughing, sneezing, sniffling. I'm not even doing the wrap up. Goodbye.

Love you. Bye.