Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to The Toast. Happy Wednesday. That's really putting the Hump in Hump Day. That's right.

Today is for lovers. Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, turdy.

I know it is awesome that we're married and we have built-in Valentines. That's great because remember in high school when you didn't have one, it was the most embarrassing thing on the planet. But I do hate the... It's so It's so simple. It's so easy.

You miss the excitement, the anticipation, the stress.

The thing is, I don't miss any of that, and I don't want any other Valentine in a literal sense. But I don't know, Jack, would you be mine?

I'm always yours. I know. Forever and always. You know what?

I feel like Valentine's Day, yes, it's about the person you sleep with at night. But I feel like we could use it as an opportunity of gratitude.

A celebration of love, period.

We have so much love in our lives. We are We're so blessed between the dogs, the humans, the babies. It's really... We're so blessed, Jacks.

It's Loverfest.

It's Giving Lover Fest.

I want to try and do the heart that the kids do.

Oh, yes. So we grew up doing this.

Yes. There's also this. It's very Selena Gomez. I don't like that one. If you remember that album.

The kids do... Oh, hey, Bruno. He heard you talking about us. Come here.

How did you get in here? Is this door open? Come here. Bruno has a short haircut, and he wants to show it off.

Oh, yeah. Bruno got chopped last yesterday. He's giving for spring, short hair. He looks very different.

He's giving Lord Fardquad in a super handsome way.

He is a Lord.

Lord Fardquad was not an unattractive man. He was just short. I'm glad you brought that up. And insane.

I recently watched Shrek on the plane. Let me tell you, first of all, the movie ages like a fine wine. And second of all, no, he was pretty fugly. He had this square face and hard features.

Strong features.

No, he wasn't striking in a positive way.

I'm sorry, but if that man were tall, if he were Shrecksized, you would find him handsome.

We'd definitely be acting different.

Yeah, you would be acting different.

So back to the hard hands that the kids do. I can never do it. It's like...

You were just doing something.

It's like this.

But it's like the kids have the same hands as us, so why can't we do it?

It's something... They don't have the same hands because they grew up with a cell phone. We didn't. So their fingers moved differently.

I don't want those hands.

Can I say something? Bruno came in here and he opened the door. Yeah, and he opened the door. Don't you feel really weird? What we do in here is private. We're exposed. Can you close it? Just push it. It's weird, you guys. Everyone can hear us.

I'll finish it during the ad break.

You got it. I feel so much better.

I can't believe Bruno came up. By the way, Bruno even never comes up with me. Sometimes he comes and leaves. He never is on the show. Certainly never sits on mommy's lap, but he chooses Valentine's Day. Bruno is a lover.

No, and Bruno is one of those men who, I guess, just does big gestures, not small gestures every day. It's big gestures once a year.

It means so much to his mommy.

Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Did you get your husband a present? No. Okay, same. Then Ben comes in this morning with a box from Louis Vuitton. I felt embarrassed. It didn't… Jackie? Never crossed my mind once to get him a present. Okay.

Also, I forgot a card. We'll get cards today. We have a lot of errands to run today.

We're going to be blogging today because I have been dying to go to the mall.

This has just been a big week, and things such as that slip through the cracks. Even though I was prepared for the V day in general, we're both dressed to impress.

I feel like we're going to get some questions about our look. Why don't you do a little tell all about your fit, and I'll do mine.

My fit is from Loft. They sent a little Valentine's care package, pajamas and a cozy set. I wore my pajamas to sleep last night because they were top of the pile, and I was like, Why not be celebratory?

Why not be a lover?

Then I wore my Valentine's set today. A little hearts on the chest, a little hearts on legs. So cute. I picked up some Valentine's chocolates, the hearts. You did? I think Ben ate them all because I went through my chocolate bag last night, and now I'm realizing they weren't there. That is factual. I wanted to put a little one on everyone's pillow. That's so cute. It was a surprise. So the day. The Beautification Committee strikes again.

The Beautification Committee was attacked. There was a coup. Ben overtook the Beautification Committee with his vacuum-like tendencies.

The Beautification Committee was pillaged.

The Beautification... Title. It's a little long, but it's so I'm good. I'll allow it. Tbcwp. Tbcwp, the Beautification Committee was pillaged. I'm wearing an item from Jackie O's Closet because not only did I bring literally nothing to wear here, that's why we're going to the mall today. I certainly didn't bring a thematic look for Valentine's Day. I didn't even realize it was Valentine's Day. I forgot to get my husband a present/card. But I'm wearing this Allison Olivia Kertigan. Let me move my microphone so everyone can see it from the closet of Jackie O.

It's so cute. It's an oldy, but a goody. I love a Kertigan. Turdy It looks so classy. Turd is looking straight fire.

Turd is looking straight fire today. Yes. You're so jet. No, you're literally pooky, and I'm jet.

You think? Totally. I think we both have pooky and jet-like tendencies.

No.

Because I'm a hype man like Jet.

You are a hype man.

Pooky is the star.

No, but the thing is, no, I'm so Jet because the thing is, the video starts and you think it's going to be about Pookey. She's going to be the one talking this glamorous girl. But Jet just steamrolls the video with his fire looks. That's me.

Both arguments could be made.

Both arguments could be made, but you're also fashionista.

I'm, by the way, happy to be Pookey.

By the way, you are Halloween 2024. We'll see if they're still top- They're not siblings. Oh, right.

We're really pigeonholding ourselves with that. I know.

Until we run out of ideas, we haven't.

One day, we will break free.

One day, we will break free. But we haven't run out of ideas yet. If one year, something so genius comes across our desks-We'll do it. We'll do it. But until then, siblings. I like that we've pigeonholed ourselves. Yeah. Also, it's never too early to start thinking about it. So drop a comment. Who at this very moment would you say Jackie and I should be for Halloween?

Who are the siblings of the moment? Lana Del Rey and her sister.

And her twin. Or we could be Courtney Olson and another irrelevant sibling.

Courtney and Trent.

Courtney and Trent. We could. That's who I would be right now.

I think those are the siblings of the moment. I think so, too. We could be Mary Kate and Ashley in Passport to Paris.

Oh, like Tarpay and Evan vibes. Those two people are not biological siblings.

They're siblings in real life and on the show.

Well, same with Damian and Targarian.

Yeah, but they're siblings not in real life. That's what I'm saying. So it was a double sibling.

Oh, yes. I think if we were to be any Olson siblings, I would want to be the ones in New York Manet. They were so edgy and cool, and that would be fulfilling a life, a childhood dream of Mine.

Which one would you be? Like the free spirit in?

Oh, but I'd be the one who was scheduled to do the speech or the one who ended up doing the speech? Totally the one who ended up doing the speech. A hundred %.

I'm the scheduler.

Yeah, with the color-coded index cards. That movie was so good. Yeah. So today's going to be an amazing show. It's Valentine's Day, so there's just love in the air.

Love in the air. Brew in the stew.

Like I said yesterday, the days of the week while I'm here, they mean nothing to me. So I did not watch Vannerpump Rules. It didn't even occur to me that it was on television last night. No. We also had a big day yesterday. After the toast, we took a little road trip down to the Boca Raton Hotel, and we had the best time. I was just busy.

I was not- And it's a great time to let you know that Spritz is at the Boca Raton Resort. It's all over the property.

We went on a little work outing.

We went on a work off-site.

On off-site with the team.

With the team.

The team being our husbands, because it's a new vendor for us, and it was very exciting. We also just wanted to go and enjoy the facilities.

And enjoyed, we did.

We did. We had drinks, we We did the pool. It was really gorgeous. And perfect day, because today it's literally freezing in Florida. Not a beach day.

Not a beach day today, but a beautiful day. A beautiful day for just relaxation and leisure and errands.

So all that to say, by the time we got back, we had dinner there. We were not watching Van der Purp Rolls. So back to our Ogie schedule today, we will be doing Dear Toaster, and it's going to be themed because today is Valentine's Day. We have chosen some submissions that are lover themed, a lovers' quarrel, if you will. So stay tuned for that at the end of the show, a regular Hump Day we are having. And then we're also just going to pillage through the stories. I feel like pillage is going to be my next word.

It's a good one. I know. But it can't be... I don't want it to be violent, though. Yeah. I don't want it to lose its meaning because it means something right now.

I agree. Actually, I don't like it.

But Ben did pillage through my chocolate.

Yes, violently.

Because it was in a violent fashion. It was a violent affair. Yeah. Let's keep the meaning intact, but still use it.

Yeah. I think our new tripod and equipment that we purchased the day before went over extremely well with the YouTube girlies yesterday. They were freaking out, like gawking over my new equipment. It's just like another day of... Did we say this already that you're the Beautification Committee, but I'm the studio beautification committee? No. Look at these flowers. Maybe I'm a subcommittee of the Beautification Committee just pertaining to this-Studio Beautification.100 square feet. Studio Beautification. How many square feet is this? Not 100. Like, 50? It's inevitable. It's like a small room.

I don't know. Question What? I don't know. But what I do know is we have such bright lights on us that I feel like one day in our old age, our vision will be the first to go because we sat in front of these big lights for all these years.

And that's the thing. Artists die for their craft. If we so if we go blind because of it, then it was worth it.

We need workers comp.

That's not my department. You're going to have to talk to someone else about that. Brew. Even though if we were to get workers comp, that actually would be something I would do.

Yeah, we would outsource it.

No, for sure. But you wouldn't be the one. In terms of where our responsibilities fall, I would be the one who would go find out where to get workers comp.

No, because I feel like that falls under insurance.

Yeah, which- Which no, I feel like I would seek out before you. Well, the insurance that we currently have, I saw it.

We don't have insurance. Yes, we do. To be toast?

Yes, girl. This is a business. No, we don't. Yes, we do. We have a lot of insurance.

No, sorry. Health insurance.

Oh, oh, oh.

Personal employee. Yeah, no, we don't got health insurance. Oh, business insurance. Yeah, we have a lot of insurance.

Yeah, no. And I was the one who procured that. Right, right, right. So workers come.

So we're each talking about the thing that we did.

Yeah, because we're both obsessed with credit. We almost just thought. You're like, No, I think I did it. I'm like, no, I think I did it.

I think we're both right. We actually both were right in what we were talking about.

It's Valentine's Day.

I don't want to fight about insurance.

Me neither.

And we're not supposed to because we have State Farm.

It's so true.

State Farm makes it so you don't fight about insurance.

Wow. I wish State Farm was a sponsor today. Actually, Logi, State Farm hasn't sponsored in quite a bit. Don'ta esta State Farm. Dona esta State Farm. Noted. Noted with the free shoutouts.

They deserve it.

The thing is, I love State Farm.

But that's the thing. When the ads that you do are so authentic to your everyday life, of course, you're going to give free shadow. It's because you're talking about your life. That's me and Loft today. It's only natural.

Loft also hasn't been seen in a while. Shut your mouth.

Don't miss Loft. But the thing is, I still wear and enjoy Loft products because I'm so authentic is what I'm saying.

No, it's beyond true. I'm trying to think if I'm wearing any sponsors right now. No, I wore some of our sponsors yesterday.

Thrive Cosmetics.

Thrive Cosmetic. I'm actually not wearing mascara today.

No, they're a lipstick.

I'm actually also not wearing their lipstick today, but that's not an endorsement.

I do love- Who makes your leggings?

Reebok.

Wow, not Lululemon.

No, I actually left my Lululemon leggings at home because they're such prized possessions to me that I know if I brought them here, they might get lost and I might leave them here. I I couldn't afford it.

Got it. There might be some sugar in your coffee from Thrive Market.

That's possible, yes. That's what we're saying. We're authentic. Yeah. You have now been promoted.

I'm wearing some Balm from Primely Pure.

You look so cute today. If you can't notice.

I have a bow on my hair. Let me just show.

She's got a pink bow on her hair. Jackie's so cute and themed. I came down in a sweater and leggings. I didn't even think about.

But what happened was I came out in my outfit from Loft, and then Claudia was like, Oh, my gosh, we should Valentine's U up, too. So I gave her this cardigan, and then she looked better than me. So then I had to set my pussy up, too. And now we're just in constant competition.

And that's why you put the bow in?

Yes. Oh, my God. My pearls on.

So you were threatened by my beauty?

Yes.

And therefore pearls.

I looked like a slob compared to you. You could never look like a slob.

Tell me if you feel this call. Okay. There are two different types of girls. Girls who do everything they can to not look like a slob and still end up looking messy, me. Girls who don't even try and like, I'm looking like a slob. You're incapable of looking slobish. Do you guys feel that call?

That's really nice, if true.

I worked so hard to look well today. I got this new hair thing that I'm obsessed with a hop brush.

Your hair looks great. Oh, you got to blow out.

Okay, I got to blow out a week ago, and I'm still working with it. So I just want credit for that. For sure. But the base was there, yes. I worked super hard today to look gorgeous, and I feel like I still look so chaotic.

I wouldn't say so chaotic.

With my hair all over the place. I put pomade in my hair. Would you ever know?

No, it It looks good. The cardigan helps for that polished look.

So do the pearls.

So do the pearls. You want to wear them and then really take it over the top? I could never.

Even though the pearls do go with my outfit more, just the contrast.

Yeah, but I love the contrast of a slob-like outfit with some jewelry. The only time I wear jewelry is when I'm dressed like a slob. Classic me.

Let's dive into that.

Why is that? Overcompensating.

The thing is, you couldn't look like a slob is what I'm trying to say.

That was really a nice thing for you to say on Valentine's Day.

Well, it is the season of love.

And because we love you guys so much, we will do our jobs.

Yeah, we'll stop talking about ourselves and just do the damn thing.

Even though we know this is your favorite part of the episode.

Add to the list of phrases I hate. She did the damn thing.

Let's do the damn thing. Let's. Without further a do, do, do, about whether or not we're going to do the damn thing.

No, without further ado, the damn thing is brought to you.

That, too.

I actually really didn't even want to... I almost said no to this first sponsor because I want to gatekeep this brand.

I thought it was because you were too authentic for words.

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She did. She used all of my eggs. She's like, I'm going to make hardboiled eggs for the whole house. I'm like, great, we all need them.

Jackie The stove is broken, but I don't want to talk about that because I don't want to fight.

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Period.

Period. Our first story, it's Wednesday. You know what that means? What? New Heights is out.

Oh my God, I didn't even know. I've been so busy this morning just playing with my lights.

We've had a very busy morning.

No, I know. You had a big delivery at your house. I had breakfast.

Like, I was just- Balluntines Day, dressing.

Outfit changing. Yeah, no, it's just been all about us this morning. It's nice to give it to others and support smaller shows. What was this called? New Heights?

Yeah, New Heights dropped this morning, and it's the Super Bowl special. They're talking about everything, the box, the game, the this, the that. But one thing, one headline that jumped out at me was Travis talking about the elder abuse. Travis, Kelsey, admits his emotions got away from him.

No kidding, by the way. That's really strong language.

Yeah, he didn't pillage.

No, he didn't pillage. A little violent.

He admits that his emotions got away from him during his heated exchange with Andy Reid. He said it's unacceptable. He said, I can't get that fired up to the point where I'm bumping Coach and it's getting him off balance and stuff. Off balance, that's a nice way to put it. Bumping off balance versus rocking back and forth.

Pushed.

He said, When he stumbled, I was like, Oh, shit, in my head. Jason chastised his younger brother behaving in the over-the-top manner, even though the team was in a high pressure situation. However, Travis explained that Andy knows how much he loves and respects him. He said, I'm not playing for anybody else but Big Red, and I got a certain relationship with him. He's checked me a few I just wanted to let him know that I wanted this thing and that he can put it on me. I've got him. He said his outburst came at a time when neither he nor his team were playing very well. We had to get some shit going. Sometimes those emotions just get away from me, man. That's been the battle of my career. He also said that he and Andy chuckled about the incident the day he recorded the podcast. He said, I couldn't be more proud of being his product on the field, and I couldn't be more proud of where we've come as a team since I got here in 2013. I just love playing for the guy, man. Unfortunately, sometimes my passion comes out where it looks like it's negativity.

I'm grateful he knows it's all because I want to win this thing with him more than anything.

Andy Reid has talked about it, too. I don't think there's any beef, whatever. I do really chalk it up to football, locker room, whatever, passion. I'm not mad or anything, but I do think Travis saw a little bit of the backlash. The Swifties, we're not fucking around. They're a little weenie in that sense. I think this is him getting ahead of it. I don't think it required this of analysis.

Yeah, but when he doesn't get a lot of negativity, especially not these days, this is like a big elephant in the room that everyone was talking about it and him nipping in the bud. I think, not that he put spin on this, but he lens through which- It's his narrative. He described it, really takes the sting out of it. It's not that deep. I do believe that's exactly what happened. Watching the video is just like, it was a little- Jarring. Jarring for the people who aren't on the field who aren't feeling those emotions. We're like, Hey, you just shoved an old man. Right. Instead, he stumbled, lost his footing.

Yeah. And to me, I really can't get over the fact that for the entirety of this football season, but especially given this week, that they have put out an episode two days after their games. I don't know why I think it's the craziest thing.

I know, but Taylor just went to Melbourne, so it's like, well, I guess she didn't play.

No. Did she leave yet for Melbourne? Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Everyone's back to work.

Literally like, oh my God, the fun is over.

The fun is over.

That sucks. Yeah. And she's going to be gone a a lot for the next year.

Till March, you said she has a break.

Yeah, she has scheduled breaks. But for the next year, she is in different parts of the world.

That's a lot.

It is a lot, especially for a budding romance.

I know. I feel like it was fun when she was booking it, and now it's like, why did I ever book myself? No, no.

And if she had known where she would be in this very moment, I don't think she would have booked as many shows.

Yeah, but that's what happens when you're like... Hustling. Hustling. But also maybe if you're going through heartbreak or something, you throw yourself into work and you avoid- That's actually so true. Your reality in a good way, and that's a good way to channel your sadness. But then when you're so happy, it's like, Oh, I just want to stay home and cuddle.

And be nesting.

Nesting.

Damn, that's factual. It's like when you go to the grocery store and you're really hungry, so you buy a lot of fat food, and then you get home and you eat something, so you're back to normal. You're like, Damn, now I have all this fattening food in my house. Why?

Or if you go to the grocery store full and nothing looks good.

You're like, Oh, I'm too healthy for this place.

Then I come home and I'm like, I didn't buy anything at the grocery store. Where's the food?

What's worse? The second one.

The second one. Factual. I'd rather have an abundance. Of course.

We can always work it off later. Speaking of working off, today's the day.

Today's the day that Turdie is going to see how much of a 5K she can do and how long it takes her.

After our big mall trip, which I feel like we need to carbo load at because we have this big sprint coming up.

We should look at the restaurant.

Yeah. Actually, the last time we went to the mall, we had a really bad experience at that restaurant. I wouldn't go back. I wouldn't go back to that one. Let's not disgrace a local business, but it's done.

No, it wasn't. Nothing wrong happened other than it... The food was bad. The food was not good.

The vibes were off, too.

The vibes were off.

Yeah, we had a bad table with little chairs.

We need a ladies who lunchy vibe.

I was thinking more like a cheesecake factory vibe. We need a big booth. Also good.

Also good. Cbk?

Would love. Is there a CBK at the mall? Yeah. Oh, done. We really do need to carbo-load. We need energy for the sprint. So after, hopefully, the mall doesn't take so long that it pushes the 5K.

What are you shopping for today?

I really want to go to Abercrombie because first of all, I like Abercrombie. And two, I have tried to buy jeans five times in the last year, and I keep ordering them online just because I think trying on jeans is a sacred thing. But at the end of the day, I need sizes, I need styles. I need to be in a store, and I've heard amazing things about the Abercrombie jeans. I also think it'll be good father for the vlog because I've talked so much about jeans. Yeah. And you have to help me.

Will do. I'm going to get more shoes.

Okay.

I like shoes.

I like shoes, too, even though- You don't wear them. I've been getting some shit for our Florida episodes the last couple of days.

There's a pair of slippers right there.

Well, those slippers are really from hunger. They're falling apart. I would never wear those. People would eat me alive.

I just want to say, authentic queen their skims, and I wore them to death. You wore to death.

But people are coming for me for not wearing shoes on a podcast any day this week. But I'm not just... I don't have my dogs out. I'm wearing socks. Who cares? I don't work from home, really. No.

How perfect are we? That's the complaint. How amazing is this show? Naria complained, except for the footwear. How perfect are we? Jealous bitches. You're so jealous of my sockless life. You are wearing socksless. You're so jealous of my shoeless life, you jealous cunt.

I'm loving that word recently.

The C-word.

In a not serious sense. I would never use it like, You're a... You. I would never. But in a funny, like a homosexual type of way. I feel like the gays always use the word cunt, but they don't mean it like that. They're like, Cunty. I like it. I'm not there. No, I didn't expect you to be there. And I know every time- Just slinging it. I know every time I say it, you clench your butt cheeks.

I didn't in this instance.

And each listen to the new episode of New Heights. Maybe we'll listen to it in the car.

So they were talking about maybe, but driving with music. That's why I got my license.

Driving with music, greater than driving with New Heights.

But driving with the toast, greater than all.

Greater than anything in the world. Except a Krispy Kreme donut. No.

That lasts two seconds. We give you a nice hour. New Heights. There were some other headlines. Jason talked about the sweet, being with all those celebrities. What are you saying? He said it was a little overwhelming, but not in a negative way. Just saying Taylor's used to all that. It was just a lot. Then he also said that Kylie would not wear chiefs garb. I think she was wearing a red shirt, but it didn't say chiefs because she's an eagles fan to her core.

She's a born and bred Philly girl.

If I were Jason, as much as I'd be like, Hey, support my brother, I'd be like, Deep down, you're the best.

No, I don't think he...

That's a scrupled woman.

I don't think he cares.

All the other... The biggest stars in the world are surrounded with you. We're all wearing chiefs, but she's too scrupled.

Yeah, I don't think she was scrupled in the sense that she is riding for her husband. I think whether or not her husband was on the Eagles, she was not going to be wearing.

Do you think that if he were playing for another team, if he went to another team, that she would divorce him?

No. I thought you were going to say if he played for another team, would she go to the games and wear the garb? And I think she would.

No, but I think she would have to divorce him. The fact I love that he plays for the Eagles and only played for the Eagles, and if he retires, it will be as an eagle, it's just good for the home life.

No, it's so true. So convenient.

So funny.

That is funny. I really do want to listen to this episode. What did Travis say about Taylor? Like the videos and you belong with me.

I didn't get there. Okay.

We'll listen to the episode and more stories to come. This is a developing story.

This is a developing story. As the video drops, we'll be more inclined to watch it.

Yeah, no, they only release their audio super early, and then they do a YouTube premiere, and it's always when we're doing The Toast. It's almost like they know.

They're trying to edge us out of the chart. Undercut our episode by us not having the edge. It's so true. Because it's not like we can listen to the podcast. Right.

Who would do that?

Bruno would.

What podcast does Bruno listen to? I feel like he listens to NPR.

He loves Huberman.

Bruno, especially ever since moving down here, he's so clean.

He's been working on his health. He just loves a good tip. Take it or leave it. He doesn't implement all of them. He's not a saint.

Bruno's so funny. Bruno's different. Every time I come down here, I feel like his personality, and he's becoming a lot more like Theo's disposition. Very wise old man. He's not like, rowdy. He's not like... He's put that behind him. That's youthful.

Those antics. Well, he said to grow up at a young age, one, being a big brother so early in life, and two, the elder statesman has crossed the rainbow Bridge, and Bruno has big shoes to fill.

I definitely feel like since coming down here last, this is my first trip down here that Theo is no longer with I definitely feel like the spirit of Theo has taken over Bruno's body. He gives a lot of Theo vibes.

You think Theo is channeling through Bruno?

I think in some, maybe in a dream, he passed on the baton to Bruno and was like, You have to take care of these people now and stop acting like a child.

Theo said, You wouldn't have been my first choice. You wouldn't have been my second or third, but you are what I have.

I don't want this comparison to offend you in any way, but Theo is definitely Queen Elizabeth. And that would make Bruno Charles, but Bruno is not Charles. And that would also make Magnolia. Actually, I think it would make Magnolia's older. It would make Magnolia Charles and Bruno William.

Magnolia's Prince Harry.

Magnolia's Prince Harry. Who is Bruno?

I think Bruno would be Charles then. Crown Charles. Everybody underestimated him.

Everybody underestimated him. But he's rising to the occasion.

I don't know. Or is Theo, Elizabeth's father, elder statesman, king through and through, passes prematurely, passes the baton to a young Queen Elizabeth?

Well, that would mean that Bruno is going to live to 15. God willing, God willing.. It's not about that.

But I do think Elizabeth had to mature at a very young age, didn't really get the full childhood, and that's Brew.

You know what? I thought at first you were doing a cartwheel to make sure that Bruno wasn't Charlie, Charles. But- No.

As of today, I like Charles.

Yeah, no. But I do see- Bruno hasn't been waiting his whole life to take up the mantle.

It's the opposite.

He's almost been resigned to the fact that he won't ever be Before he even reached the age of three, he was the man of the house. You know what? Yeah, he is Lillibet.

And Theo has got us through the war.

Right. Right.

Theo is the monarch. Yeah, no, I love that. Me too.

Okay.

I'm glad we sorted that out. How's mine? Are you ready for our next story, which is actually some funny crazy Super Bowl drama, and I want to get your take? Okay. Did you see the story that the Celeb pack suite that the Kardashian's were in is getting the wrap of being the boring sweet because some of the pictures that have emerged, they are looking bored, someone's asleep.

I want to say two things. Okay. Actually, I only want to say one thing. Not that to make everything about me, but I did see Chloe's videos on her story of them vibing during Usher. It was so low energy, and Kim was so clearly on her phone the whole time. Then when she saw she was on camera, I remember thinking, these don't look like girls who are huge Usher fans because they love Usher.

Kim is a huge Usher fan.

I know. I'm like, they're The transition felt off.

Okay.

I just want to say, I saw this before other people.

So you're saying that you thought this before?

I thought it in the moment when they were posting from Usher's performance.

Okay. Tmz build them as the boring suite, especially compared to Taylor's Suite, where they're doing They chug and they're celebrating.

Lana Del Rey is wearing a sling.

Oh, yeah, because she fell. But that was also in the moment that they won. So of course, they're high energy there. But throughout the whole game, they would cut to them. They're smiling. Chugging beer. Chugging and having a jolly good time compared to the suite that Kim was in, which is also the one that Haley Bieber, Kendall, Lala.

I believe it was the fanatics one, correct?

That's Michael Rubin and Robert Kraft's suite, too. That's what I saw.

It was one suite or they shared it?

They shared it.

Oh, low budget. No, I'm I did see that, too. On Chloe's story, she took a picture that she was sitting in Haley Bieber's seat. Everybody's seat had a name on it, and it said Patriots.

Oh, yeah, it did say Patriots. Okay, so that makes sense.

I was wondering, why does it say Patriots?

That makes sense. The pictures of their suite looks a little low energy. It does. But I also think it's a very long game. It was five, six hours.

And that was a football or long games, and that one specifically was extra long.

It was over time. So you could take a picture of them looking bored and them having fun and then say, This is a boring suite. That's the fun suite. So I don't think pictures are fair. So fair. But then Kim posted some pictures from the suite and very high energy-looking pictures. And I do feel like she's trying to combat this narrative that they had a Ms. Super Bowl. Also, I saw that- I don't think they had a Ms.

Super Bowl. I think it's different types of people. They're very much there for the content. This is a work thing for them. And they don't die for football. This isn't the most fun thing. That's true.

But you never want to be called the boring, non-fun on your phone person.

By the way, this is literally the most humiliating story because I do think it's rooted in a little of truth. I think they're there for the pictures, and even when we're watching Kardashian's, they're on their phone. For me to even notice, because I'm so bad with it, they're on their phones. They can't even talk without not scrolling. They're like, Yeah. They are those types of girls, so to be called out for it, that's really embarrassing.

It is embarrassing. Also, apparently, at Legion Stadium, they did a lot of celeb cams, and they never once showed the Kardashians.

Perhaps they said they didn't want to be on. Maybe they thought they would get booed. Football fans would boo the Kardashians.

You don't think it was a top-down initiative?

Meaning like, Oh, don't put the Kardashians on the Jumbotron. No, I think if they weren't on it, they asked not to be on it. Very interesting. They're awkward. Kim, especially, she's awkward.

Yeah. Okay.

And Kendall has anxiety.

That's a good take.

They definitely asked to not be on. Yeah. Definitely. Okay. I could see the stadium literally booing Kim. And the thing is, it's like- Compared to Taylor. You have to understand, like Kim probably went into this being like, this is Kim on Taylor's turf. Sorry. Taylor owned that stadium. The night was about Taylor. It was Taylor's team. She wanted to go just so she could say they weren't scared from Taylor, but she didn't want to make it about her. For sure, they said, Don't put me on. Okay.

I think that's a good take. Anyways, she posted a bunch of pictures from the suite that looked fun. I'm sure there are moments when there's a camera in your face, you're not going to not smile.

By the way, that's what Kim went for, to take pictures looking fun.

Yeah, because that's the job.

Yes, but there also is, to be fair, it's a long game. It's a lot of time. You're not going to be smiling from cheek to cheek for six hours straight.

Yeah, the guy who was sleeping in the suite, he spoke to Page 6. He gave a quote of just why, what happened to him.

I'm sure they were hung over, too.

He said it was a long five days. Sunday was the end of the night. In the third quarter, the game lulled, and he just wanted to close his eyes.

1,000% agree Will Macris. I would have fallen asleep, too. I bet they were so hung over. Also, this is the Fanatic Suite. They went to the Fanatic's party the night before.

Tire some.

I have no problems with the nap.

The game never ended as we stayed in.

That chair looked like a cushy chair. It wasn't like a hard stadium. It had some plush to it. I'm all about... I take naps. I'm a big fan of taking naps where you can get them.

Yeah. So that's the sweet drums. That's funny.

I like that story.

I know. It's too real.

Too real.

Are you ready for our next story? Also really real.

What? Why should you say it like that?

Because it's It's really so awkward.

Oh, God, what?

I'm sure you saw it. Jlo is on the cover of Variety.

Okay. You know what? I'm glad we're talking about this because I meant to bring it up last week when she hosted SNL. Wait, what are you talking about? About SNL. Not the love letters. She's trying to make this... Okay, JLo is pushing this narrative because she's doing press for this album, and they're like, Is this whole thing about the love letters? I'm so glad. I don't want to talk about it, and I don't want to get into it because it's giving loser. It's giving eating in the shower.

Yeah, she just gave a quote about something else. But in this article, talks about a lot of things, including when she hosted SNL at the beginning of the month, and how one of the cast members actually apologized to her before-Not a cast member.

The host.

Oh, she was the host of JLo'sung?

Yes. Oh, my God.

That's even more awkward.

They announced that it was going to be Ayo and JLo.

Sorry. Jlo was a performer.

The day or maybe the day before that Friday night or Saturday morning, this thing resurface on the internet of a really old podcast that Ayo did. Just going off about how there's this conspiracy theory.

Yes. Here, This is what she said. She's from 2020. It was on a podcast called The Scam Goddess, and this is what she said. She responded to the host's claim that JLo's whole career is one long scam. A. O. Said, Well, that's the thing. She thinks she's on multiple tracks, but it's not her. I think she thinks that she's still good, even though she's not singing for most of these songs. A lot of the write-ups of the songs will be like, JLo didn't have time to make it to the studio. Like, JLo was busy. Doing what? Not singing, obviously. Stop. So that was four years ago on the podcast, and then the two of are doing the same SNL night. I thought she was a cast member. Okay.

And then the clip resurface, obviously, the day.

That week. And then JLo said- By the way, I think they- They did a skit and addressed it.

They acknowledged it.

Addressed old comments on the internet.

Right. But I definitely am curious what it was like in person.

Jlo told Variety that Ayo broke down in tears and apologized to her in the SNL dressing room. Jlo said, She was mortified and very sweet. She came to my dressing room and apologized with tears in her eyes, saying how terrible it was that she had said those things. She felt really badly and loved my performance because we had just done my sound check and she actually got to hear me perform. She was just like, I'm so fucking sorry. It was so awful of me. Jlo said, It's funny. I've heard similar things it said about me throughout my career, so it really didn't affect me.

Okay, by the way, I have actually a lot of respect for JLo talking about it because there is this widespread conspiracy theory that JLo does not sing. She does not have a good voice. They say, Megan Treanor, a A lot of really famous women. There actually is a recent song that JLo released that actually was written by Megan Treanor. If you listen to it, it could be Megan Treanor.

It sounds like Megan Treanor. Yes. Oh my God, this is giving me deja vu. I feel like we're like, and then in three years, you're going to host SNL, JLo's performing.

I'm not saying that I believe any of these to be true. I'm just saying there is this widespread theory. And so the fact that JLo, I think for the first time, is acknowledging this major conspiracy theory that her entire music has been a scam.

That's funny. I had heard this theory years ago. I didn't know that other people knew. I didn't know it was such a big, widespread conspiracy theory about it.

It is, especially with the advent of TikTok, all these videos, especially with this new Megan trainer song. Oh, really? Yes. The theory gets new life every couple of years.

But I feel like when JLo sings, you hear her voice. I know.

It sounds like her talking voice.

Yeah. I think I saw her perform once when we went to Robin hood one year. She was the performer.

We saw her perform also at the Super Bowl in Minnesota at that AT&T party.

And both things that I saw, she was talking and singing. I was like, so she's singing, and I moved on with my life.

So you have put to-I put it to bed. Okay.

Because I feel like it was proven wrong to me.

Because you experienced it first-hand.

Because I saw her live and just other things. I was like, there's no way she could do it. She can't talk and sing.

No, I mean, she's a person who performs a lot in real life. If her career, musically, was this scam, she would be very protected. She wouldn't do things like SNL. She wouldn't be at the Super Bowl when we were there doing literally this huge concert. You would avoid things like that and just release music and do pre-recorded televised events. Like the Half-Time show. Or Dick Clark's Rock and Eve. She should do the half. She did. Am I okay? It's okay. Exactly. Yeah. That's a perfect lip-syncer. If you had something to hide, you wouldn't do the Super Bowl.

No, you would. It's a lip syncing event. Is it? It can be. Yeah. It can Actually, it's not Alicia Keyes crack, and they changed it on YouTube.

But there's too many eyes for someone who has a big secret to hide to do the Super Bowl. You would avoid it. And yes, I'm glad you brought that up. A lot of people were quick to point out because we talked about earlier in the week when Alicia Keyes joined Usher on stage, something obviously was wrong with her in-ear monitors because she can sing. I'm not saying she can't, but she gave such a crack in her first note. It was funny. They uploaded the performance to YouTube, and they've autotuned her first line, which I guess for it to live in posterity, you wanted to be right. But you know what? It's just not the truth. You got to be historically accurate. It's wrong. And now it makes me think of all the other performances I've watched a thousand times on YouTube, the Super Bowl performances. What else did they-Change? Gloss over.

Well, nothing that you would have noticed in the moment or else you would have noticed it. I don't remember any glaring issues from other people's.

But now that I just know that that's a thing people do, when they upload all the SNL performances. They fix it? I don't know. It's a thing big companies do now.

They could.

Is what you're saying. I want to go back and watch. I remember watching Olivia Rodrigo on SNL most recently live, and her voice cracked, and me and Ben were like, Yikes. I wonder if I go back and watch it, if it cracks. I'll let you guys know. I'll do the work.

Thank you. Well, first of all, I think JLo addressing this and forgiving her and not holding... She's an absolute queen and a very big person.

And her talking about it in a press thing, I think for me dispels the conspiracy theory once and for all. Because if it were true, you would avoid it like the plague.

But then people think it's true. No, if it's not true, then you just need to sit down and start singing. Does she ever just bust out into song?

I have seen a few videos where she starts singing. She sings really poorly. I don't know. I don't believe it.

But so obviously, JLo handled this wonderfully. With Grace. With Grace. Now for Ayo, this is just the most awkward thing. Oh my God. It's my worst nightmare.That could happen.

Worst nightmare.

No, but that's why...

It's my worst nightmare. And that's why we can't ever have guests on this show.

We can't have guests. We can't be... We just have to stay where we are. We do. We can't have celeb friends unless it's someone... We talk about everyone all the time, and even the people who we say the nicest things about. I'm sure you could find a sound bite.

Of us being shady. Shady. Yeah. No. The thing is, it's actually, and I'm not to be like, what was me. It's actually a really annoying, weird part of this job. It's like, you're required to be... I'm sorry. In order to be funny, you have to be critical to do a podcast where it's like, That performance was amazing. How boring is that? There are things that require critique, and that's us.

Honesty.

As long as you do it in a nice way. In order for us to really perform well at our jobs, it does require us to be honest. You're right. Sometimes that honesty can be awkward. I saw a million years ago a podcast have a guest on, and then the fans of that guest were resurfacing old clips that the podcasters had spoken about. It was mean. Oh, my God, I died for them. That's my worst nightmare.

Worst nightmare. We've had some people reach out to be guests, and we're like, it's too awkward. We can't. Even though we're fine with them, I love to talk to them. We've just said too many- Honest things. Shady things.

Yeah.

What What's the podcast you're talking about? You're not going to say.

I like them. I don't want to disgrace them. But I saw it happen to them, and I was like, Oh, my God, that's my worst nightmare. I feel like actually I can say it. Because actually, I thought what they had said. Chicks in the Office had Katie Perry on, and they had done a really funny segment when she was being sued by those nuns. It wasn't the most nice, flattering, but it was funny. Oh my God, the Katie Perry stands like, Why would she go on this podcast? They resurface these old clips. That's how I saw that clip for the first time. I was like, Oh, that's actually funny. But it's awkward.

It's awkward, and it's impossible when you talk about pop culture as much as we do and they do, and you also want to have guests, the wires are going to get crossed.

No, I'm sorry. I felt for them so hard. I'm sorry, I would never, really. I thought the whole thing happened on TikTok. I was like, Oh, my God, this is my worst nightmare coming true?

Yeah.

That's why, one of the many reasons we don't have guests.

And why we don't have a lot of celebrity friends.

Yeah, that's why.

Because we just need to be able to be honest with you guys. Yeah.

We're staying away from them. They're not staying away from us.

They're banging down our door.

Boom, boom. And we're like, Guys, stop. It's embarrassing.

Yeah.

Well, that's the- You wanted the truth? You got it.

Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. I'm going to switch them up. Go for it, girl. I think it will go better for the flow of the show. Our next story is some podcasting that we've been waiting for.

Oh, God. What? Joe Rogan dies.

No, you're totally kidding. Oh, my God. No. Megan Markel, even though-Who's Megan? I A work transition. He actually says, Megan Duchess of Sussex. They're going with the new branding. Okay. Megan Markel Duchess of Sussex finds a new podcast partner in Lemonada after the end of her Spotify deal. Okay. Lemonada. Lemonada. So Megan inked a partnership podcast network Lemonada Media. That comes after Spotify's exclusive podcast deal with them. Archwell Productions ended in mid-2023, with the couple having delivered just one show, Archetypes, under the agreement. Under the new deal with Lemonada, Lemonada will distribute the first season of Markel's Archetypes series for all audio platforms starting in the spring of 2024.

So they're just redistributing the same old content?

The company will also develop a new, as yet untitled, original podcast series hosted by Megan. Why wouldn't it be Archetypes?

Right. Maybe she didn't like that vibe.

She She didn't like that archetype?

She didn't like that archetype. It's also just an unoriginal... I'm so over interview podcast hosted by celebrities. There are too many. I was just having this conversation with someone. It's so competitive. And any big celebrity, if they want to go do a podcast, they're going to go to the person they know. Or they want to go to the biggest, which is already established.

Or they go to all of them because they're on a press tour and then you're in your interview.

Which then you're just a cog. I feel like I'm so over that format, and maybe she is, too. Lemonada is a A lesser known, but it is a big company. Their big project that put them on the scene was Julia Lili Dreyfuss.

Yeah, and all of their podcasts are women-hosted. She put out a statement saying, I'm proud to share that I'll now be joining Lemonada to continue my love of podcasting. I I love it.

I didn't get the vibe that she loved it.

No, but I love it, so I hope that you do, too. She said, Being able to support a female founded company with a roster of thought-provoking and highly entertaining podcast is a fantastic way to kick off 2024. Our plan to rerelease archetypes so that more people can now I have access to it because it was only on Spotify, as well as launching a dynamic new podcast are well in the works.

I'm so eager to be able to- I find it shocking that Spotify doesn't own that content.

Yeah, and they got really nothing from that.

Out of that deal. Also, it's really hard. In the In the podcasting sphere, Spotify is really so elite that when you have a deal with them and then you go somewhere else, it's just like, no matter what it is, it's a step down. The fact that Spotify didn't want to stay with you, it's like, well, why? Yeah. Lemanada is great. There's nothing wrong with it, but it's just to go being a Spotify original and being special.

To Lemonada.

It's giving Lemonada.

People are going to find this clip when we sign with Lemonada. Oh my God.

Next deal, we're going to Lemonada.

Until the deal falls through because this clip...

By the way, we are literally like Lemonada's ideal talent. We're like a female found in.

We were probably drawing up the papers until this episode.

Oh my God. Just I want to say I think Lemonada is an amazing company. And yeah, I love- You're just jealous. No, I love Lamanada, and future me is sorry for what I said.

And Lamanada is just as big as Spotify.

Lamanada is just as beautiful as Spotify. Lamanada is just as cool as Spotify. Why shouldn't people like Lamanada just as much as they like Spotify? And wouldn't it be okay for one network to be the boss of everybody? Because that's not what podcasting is about. We should totally just stab Lamanada. Oh, no. Spotify. I love Lamanata.

They're doing amazing things for women in podcasting.

No, they're shifting the landscape of media.

I just want to say, as much as we think we're saving our butts with this conversation, now it's like-Deer Media is going to drop us. Tia Media is watching this saying, Oh, they like Lemonada so much? Go. You think they're so great for women in podcasting?

Right. You can't say anything. You can't say anything.

That's what we're saying.

Why even bother having a podcast in this day and age?

No, so that's why we try not to people, please. Take Leave us or leave us.

And the thing is, I do-Love Lemonada. Of course. I mean, that goes without saying. But I do often think that our podcast really should not be available. Any of our episodes be available longer than a year. I do think everything past February of 2023 should be archived. But part of your value as a business is your archive of episodes. We have thousands of episodes, and it is a huge value add for us. So I would never. But I do think you shouldn't be able to access things I said more than a year ago. That's the nature of the society.

People listen. I feel like a year is short for us. People will go back and listen even further than that. I could say 2-3 years.

No, I know. But then we're getting rid of iconic moments closed on Sunday. We can't. Robert Flatz. Robert Flatz. But I do struggle, Daxun. I do struggle with that because it's just- No, you just have to let it be.

If you say something that doesn't age well, well, so be it. Such is life. Such is life. In the moment, there was nothing wrong with it or else you would have had backlash then.

Oh my God, facts. And I also feel like people- Cut this clip next time we get canceled in a year from now.

People who resurface old offensive stuff, they should be apologizing for putting it- Back out there re-offending people.

No, you're talking about the bad faith actors.

The bad faith actors. It's like, well, you just offended a lot of people by showing this thing that nobody saw.

If it's so hurtful, why are you bringing it back up to hurt again?

It didn't hurt in the moment. You know what I mean?

No, it's so true. The bad faith actors should be releasing statements.

They're redistributing it.

Redistributing the hurt.

The hurt. When it was like, nobody was hurting.

Zero. We all were just like, laying dormant. Yeah. That's another phrase I've been saying a lot that I really like, laying dormant.

It's a good phrase.

Yeah, I'm so hungry.

What are we going to do for lunch? We were just... I don't know.

I don't know what I'm going to eat, but I'm definitely going to have a Lemonada for my drink.

So the podcasting news. Megan Markel is taking her talents to Lemonada. You'll be able to listen to her on...

Which is an amazing female-founded network.

Amazing. Doing amazing things, thoughtful and conversations, really shifting the landscape of podcasting.

And media in general.

As you should.

Love that.

Classic limanada.

What? Titles?

Our Fifth and final story. It's just some sweet Valentine's Day news that I want to share as just to share-As a lover. As a lover. Because Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are reminiscing on their 2023 Valentine's trip, wherein they got pregnant.

I saw she posted this throwback from Amangiri, and I figured she was posting it. I figured that's where they were fucking.

Well, I think they're effing everywhere. But she was effing in Utah on Valentine's Day, and she got pregnant. So if you want to get pregnant today- It only is $3,000 a night, depending on the time of year. No, I was talking about just dates, because then Rocky was born November first. You probably don't get these reels where it's like, If you get pregnant right now, you'll have a baby at Christmas. I love that. Which is really sweet. So if you get pregnant tonight, which I feel like in the toaster verse, someone's getting pregnant tonight.

There's definitely a toaster getting fucked. Well, it's Valentine's Day. Yeah. That's why. But in a... What's the word? Come on. Start to the C.

Conception?

Consumate. Consumate. It's in a consumatory way.

Got it. No, the word is...

Consumate the marriage, yeah.

Oh, the marriage. But someone's getting pregnant tonight, you guys.

Someone's consummating.

Someone listening right now. So let us know.

Someone will have a baby by Christmas.

God willing, God willing. Yeah, but no, but like a Valentine's conception.

I can't say the phrase God willing without talking like I live in a shuttle. God willing, God willing, Glanhara. I got a rabbi's wife in Poland. God willing, we should be so lucky.

Your mouth to God's ears.

No, but with the little jingo in it. Oh, my God, we should be so lucky. Skimming Tavia.

Anyways, I hope for one of you.

To give a baby in November.

To give a baby in November, yeah. Early November babies.

Okay, let's make a deal. If you get pregnant-Tonight.Tonight..

It has to be tonight.

You have to name your baby Claudia or Jackie. Orbeautiful names. What if it's a boy? Jack.

Claude.

Okay.

Claude is an ugly name. No, but Jack is one of the top 10 most popular boys. I love the name Jack. Jackson.

Okay, but what? Okay, fine. Jack, Jackson, Claude, Claudia.

I think-No, not Claud. Let's find a boy name with a C.

Chris.

Virge US.

Clay.

Clarence. Clarence.

Clarence.

I I love. That's a nice name. Yeah. Clarence. I feel like that's a name that could just one day become a really popular name. That's what happens.

Come over here. I want to tell you a secret.

Oh, cool. You love me? That's what she said.

I said, Will you be mine?

Of course, turdy.

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I did. That pillow actually makes me really sad. I find it really triggering if you could just not. That would be great.

Thanks. What pillow?

Deer Toasters our weekly advice segment. If you want to write in and get advice from us, just know it's completely anonymous, and you can submit two ways. One is thetoastpodcast. Com. There's a little submission box there. Or shoot us an email, deartoosters@gmail. Com. Are you ready, kids?

Yeah.

I, turdy. I can't hear you.

I, I, turdy. Okay, your ears checked.

Okay, ready? Oh, we have an update. Do you remember the girl who wrote in, her husband's family owns rental properties, and there was this young hot thing who kept texting her husband, and we said, Listen, it's a part of his job. You might be looking too much into it. Do you want me to read that? Is that what he said? Yes. Do you want to read her original submission?

No. No, I remember the submission. I just feel like our advice was a little more like, Keep your eyes and ears open.

She said, Hey, Jackson Turdia, boy, do I have an update for you? I was the wife getting bad vibes from a renter and my husband. I felt a little silly when you read my submission. I thought I was being a little crazy, but my gut kept telling me to keep my eyes open. I just got back from a weekend Galentine's trip, and while unpacking and doing laundry, I found an opened condom wrap her in the pocket of my husband's jeans. I was fuming but remained calm and waited until he went to sleep to snoop through his phone. I found messages between this young woman and my husband the night before I came home. They started innocently with her saying her toilet wasn't flushing him saying he'd come and fix it. Then hours later, her messaging saying, I've been dreaming of you for months and you exceeded all my expectations. He didn't respond and she'd sent him a few more messages that were left undelivered. I don't know what to do. We've only been married for a little over a year, and I have conflicting opinions from my two best friends. One, hear his side and potentially work on our marriage.

Two, ruin the Valentine's vacation my husband has planned by handing him divorce papers. How should I address this situation with my husband? Well, all that to say is your gut is your gut. And a woman's intuition is bulletproof.

No, and it's like this was the first time something happened between them, clearly, because she said, I've been dreaming of this and it happened. And it's like, you don't miss a thing.

No, you should work for the FBI.

And it's like, he hasn't even had time to process that he's had an affair. And how does he feel about it? And does he feel horrible?

He obviously is feeling weird about it because he didn't respond to her.

Yeah, and you already know. And he has no time to even be like, Oh, I never want to do that again. So I think that you need to tell him what you know. I do love sitting on information for a little bit.

I think, especially something so big, I love- See what he does next?

I mean, there's a chance that he comes, that he made a mistake This woman is obviously the whore of Babylon because you knew she was acting in this way. And maybe men are dumb, and maybe he really just fucked up and fell victim.

No, I'm sorry. There's personal accountability. There is, of course. He's the married one.

But he could come to... It just happened. He could feel guilty about it and come clean still. It's still so early.

I would sit for a little bit. I do think how it's always about the crime, but it's also about the cover up. I would be really interested to see if he lets this Valentine's Day trip happen and pretends everything's good. Because then he's even more... It's both. It's what you do, but it's also how you recover. How he acts in the next couple of days/weeks makes a huge difference of the type of man he is.

Does the affair continue? Does he say, I need to go over her toilet. That's the new code. Her toilet's not working, and he keeps going over because then, of course, run. You've been married less than a year. Run for the hills.

You have nothing to lose. You've been spared. Like I always say, it sounds like you don't have children, so you can really get out clean. And there's honestly nothing more chic than having an ex-husband. I really stand by that. I think it's really fabulous. I don't want to have one, but for other people, I really think it's fabulous. So I agree. Sit on it for a second. See how he reacts. Give him time to process what he just did and see what man he wants to be. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong working through infidelity.

But does she have to sleep with him? Don't sleep with him on the Valentine's trip. He could have an STD.

Oh, by the way, listen to Jacky O right this very moment. I'm assuming the Valentine's Day trip is this weekend. I'm so glad we chose this right now. Don't sleep with him. Jacky He's 100%, right? Even though it sounds like he did wear a condom. Who keeps the rapper? How fucking dumb are you?

For his scrapbook?

No, but also, don't have sex with this man. Like, eeu.

Eeu.

But I love the fact that you've only been married for a year. You can get out clean, and it'll be hard. It'll be hard. But you've been given a gift because this man is capable of cheating on you, which you've just found out. It's not like you found out years later when you've had kids and there's so much at stake.

And he's cheating on you within a year of your marriage. These are the good times.

Jackie's so right. Not that there's ever an excuse for cheating. No, but sometimes you grow apart and you miss it, and things happen.

But there's also more history, and there's more to save. Because sometimes I feel the way about cheating, like, Oh, goodbye. But then also, you look at David Beckham and Victoria, and that's the cheating that you should work through.

Right. But that was like, years into it.

Years into the math. Yeah. There's things worth saving, things in which to save. Yeah. So, yeah. Let's see what he does this weekend. I feel sad that you have to spend alone time with him. And maybe you bring it up this weekend if the time is right. You'll know. Trust, by the way, your gut- Again, yeah, just keep listening to your gut.

I remember being like, I think you're being a little nuts. I was so wrong. Your gut is foolproof. Trust your gut. You were right. This should really solidify that you are a smart person and you know how to handle this. I feel like I can't even give you advice. You are best equipped. Just don't have sex with him.

Jackie's 100% right. Yeah, just say you're in your period and cramps and all that.

All that. I have a headache. Are you ready for our next one? That was so crazy.

That is crazy. I'm also sad. I know. When I come into bed, I start feeling sad. Suddenly, I miss My mom and my husband who didn't cheat on me. When men were good. I missed when my husband didn't cheat on me.

This is also like, I didn't...

Well, not me. I feel like someone could clip that.

Between that and Lamaada.

Clips are haunting us.

Should we stop? Never. What was I going to say?

The next one?

Well, yes, but I had something, one last thing I wanted to say, but I forgot.

That you climb into bed, you start feeling sad.

No. Hello, Jackson Claude. I need your take. My pigeon boyfriend and I have been together for five years. My boyfriend's mom, who I adore, is very typical Jewish mom to her only son, my boyfriend. She sends him gifts constantly, Lululemon, new shoes, which makes it hard for me to keep up, and I don't know how to deal with her sending him things for Valentine's Day. I was planning on baking for him, but then a big cake and other nice gifts arrive at his door before I even get the chance.

That's crazy.

It's like this for every holiday, and I know it's sweet, but can't Valentine's Day just be for us? That's how I feel. Do I say something to him, or do I just let it go, Sincerely, a toaster who wants her boyfriend to be like her... She wants to be her boyfriend's only Valentine.

Yeah, no, I love mama spoiling him and silly, gifts here, gifts there. But for Valentine's Day, that she sent him a cake, let's take a step back.

Yeah. So I actually... My husband's mother is always sending gifts, and Valentine's Day, too. But the difference is, Is there never crazy? They're always just really sweet little gift bags, and it's for both of us. We just saw them for dinner, and she gave us a little Valentine's Day bag, which had like, candies, and it said to Ben and Claudia.

So he didn't have enough chocolate hearts? Right. He had to take mine.

It was for Ben and Claudia. I don't feel like it threaten my position in any way. It's always really sweet. It's also a gift for me. So the fact that this woman is only sending it to the boyfriend, it's intentional what she's doing.

For sure.

She's marking her territory. And on Valentine's Day, it's inappropriate.

Yeah, but I'll say there's one thing that she can't do, and that's getting some linger and shake her booty.

So factual.

You're going to have to get creative. Yeah, no. Step it up in that department. Eclipse. Cake what? Oh, yeah, we're using that cake in the-Oh, right. That cake in the bedroom. Eat it out of my...

You're right. You're right. But you want to send a cake? I'll put it up my ass, okay? I like that, Jackie. I like that. You're giving me good advice today. Thank you. Yeah.

Head over, get some. Get creative. Yeah, and do the things that she can't do.

Do the things that she can't do. You'll eclipse her in near moments. I love that. Our third and final Deer Toaster is And by the way, did you do what you needed to do? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

You did? Okay. Our third and final to your toaster is a little money. Awkwardness, which I love. Hey, ladies. Tonight on our early Valentine's Day date, my boyfriend of four years revealed to me that he thinks we should sign a prenup before we get married. He told me on New Year's that this is the year we get married and I've been so excited for it. It's about damn time. But now he's brought up an idea of a prenup. For context, we live in the Midwest and I just had a career change. So I don't have a ton now, but I have a potential of making a lot of money. He has a steady paycheck, which he still will not reveal to me how much he does make. He recently said, Are we at that stage yet? When I asked. I know he doesn't make more than maybe 40K more than me currently, which is less than $80,000 a year. But for real, I pay this man rent every month. We split everything 50/50, and now he's asking me for a prenup. Am I getting mad and upset for no reason? Ps, he told me it was a red flag that I was mad.

Or do I have a reason to be bothered? Thank you. I just want to say this guy making a normal amount of money, nothing crazy. And also she didn't say he comes for money or anything, so that's not an issue. And preempting me, I want a prenup. It's like, chill. Calm down. You are not Prince Harry. Calm the fuck down. It just sounds like he's getting a little ahead of himself, especially when you're the one who just actually recently took the career change and you are the one who has more potential.

More potential. To be making more money. Honestly, it might be you to sign it. I know.

It feels like he's being short-sighted because right now he makes $40,000 more than you. Whereas in the future, it sounds like, Honestly, sign it. I love that because I just... And I do want to say, I don't want you to throw away your four-year relationship. He sounds like a dick. Saying you being a little kerfuffle. He just brought up this conversation.

You've never spoken. Now, he's Gaslighting. You're allowed to be taken.

And he says, That's a red flag.

You're allowed to be taken aback by having a conversation that you've never had in four years.

I hate him.

Yeah, it's not the way to go about it. But I also can imagine. I hate when sometimes the message is bad and people blame it on delivery in general. You know what I mean? It's like there was no right way to tell me that. It's true. I was never going to be happy to hear it.

It was going to be blown up regardless. You now gaslighting me saying me having a reaction is a red flag. Okay, seriously, calm down. Yeah. Also, I just think it's crazy. This isn't a super rich person being like, I need a prenup. It's giving small dick energy. It is. I'm sorry.

And also the fact that he's not even transparent about what he makes, but it's like, so we're either going to be transparent or we're not.

I'm going to touch your hand when I say this. Yeah, we don't even know what we're dealing with. No, I hate this man. I'm sorry, I hate your boyfriend.

Sorry to this man.

Because it's been four years, but it's never too late to start over.

It's true.

No, I don't like him.

Yeah. Yeah, monitor this behavior. Monitor.

And you know what? You need to find out how much money he makes because that changes the whole situation. If he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars, oh, okay.

Maybe he does day trading or whatever. Some people do that.

He's a side hustle. So then this behavior is understandable. He's just protecting what he's built, and I really do respect that. But if he He just has a regular job and isn't a super wealthy person personally. There was no reason for him to be acting this way. And honestly, it's giving me the ick.

Him and his small dick energy versus you being a fabulous toaster.

Who had the courage to start-You have more earning potential and you should sign it. You had the courage to make a career change later in life. I think a lot of people would be afraid of doing that. There's so much... You sound like an amazing person. Don't sell yourself short. That's all I'm saying.

I think you should sign it.

I think you should sign it, too, because I think, Congratulations, sir, you played yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Years from now, you're getting divorced and you're so rich. Yeah.

And he's a pauper. He had his 40,000 that he didn't want to share with you. Right.

And it's like in 10 years from now, 40,000 to you, Millionaire Queen will be nothing. Yeah.

Love.

Well, that's our show. That is our show. That was such a great one. That Lemonada thing was hysterical.

Yeah, no. Lots of Jolly Good laughs and Jolly Good Times on this Lover's Day.

And you just really never know what a toast episode is going to hit, and that one truly hit. Yeah.

And the title that we came up with, I already forgot it.

Yeah, me too. No, it was an acronym.

Yeah, we'll get back to it.

Oh, my God. Hello. Where's Ben?

Oh, he's right here.

Oh, my God. Valentine's Day Lovers.

Our Valentine's came to give us a kiss.

I did. Okay, Ben, you're locking the whole camera. Happy Valentine's Day, you all. Okay, wait. Why don't you sit right here?

You could sit here, too. Good morning, Francis.

Is your leg broken?

It is. Am I in frame? Oh, I can see myself. I also wanted to give all of you-Wait, you're not talking into the microphone. I also wanted to give all of you a Valentine's Day treat on video. Are you going to give a spritz code? I know how much you all love my feet.

Happy Valentine's Day to all of you. Happy Valentine's. I thought you were going to give a spritz code. We could. Look. There's still time. Yeah, just make it. Make one up now. Oh, true. Lover. Lover.

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Okay. Lover 25, site-wide for the next 48 hours. That's it. Okay, quick smudge.

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No. Without further ado, we bid you adieu. Love you. Bye.

Don't forget to listen to Good Guys.

Shut the fuck up. You should forget. Don't forget. Never listen to Good Guys. Don't forget. They're bad, bad guys.

The episode with Terry Dubrow is so good.

They'll really like it. Ben is going to leave me for Terry Dubrow.

We actually already said that on the show yesterday. We do hype you up.

You're just a victim. I don't think you don't.

You're a victim. My comments would say otherwise. You're a victim. What are we fighting about? I don't even know. Jackie's in a one-way feud with me and herself, and I don't even know what the feud's about.

Victim energy over at the Good Guys.

Bye, Snowflake. Get up.

I can't feel my legs.