Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. And that's disgusting. Let's just say- You started the show with a slur?

Yeah. Who are you?

Shane Gillets? That's disgusting. And I don't want to minimize that because I have a lot to be excited about. But maybe you could all just be excited for me. It's Monday, yes. But I'm here still in Florida when I was supposed to go home ages ago, and that's just always amazing.

It It is amazing. And we've been having a grand old time. We had such a fabulous weekend.

If I came on here and did anything other than rave about it, may God smite me down. Yeah.

We had such a wonderful weekend. So much sunshine. Claudia got an intentional 10 degree sunburn, but I got an accidental sunburn. And that's when you know you're having a good ass time.

Yeah. My mission this weekend was to prepare myself for my trip to St. Bart's. That means I went shopping. That means I went to the gym. That means I was trying to eat really healthy. And that also means I was like, let me get a little color. Now, we're in Florida, not Hawaii. I was watching the UV index. It was a seven for two hours on Saturday. Other than that, it was three, four, five. Really not bad. I did not wear sunblock because I was trying to get a 10. And And yeah, that's on me. I feel like I never learn with sun. I always end up with a crazy sunbird. I have a million stories when me and men went to St. Thomas. I always am that girl, and I never learn.

Well, you set out, you accomplished your goals. Congratulations. You played yourself.

I am a tomato, a positively costly tomato. If you saw the picture on my Instagram I shared of my stomach, I have definitely some third-degree burn on my stomach. Everywhere else, I'm like that classic post-vacation sunburn. It's like, tingly. My stomach, I was actively up in the night in pain. That's really sad. I can't wear clothing. That's why I'm actually so glad we're promoting our merch today. I need to wear loose clothing. I'm in terrible pain. I'm in trouble. Although I am hoping by the time I get to Saint Barth on Wednesday, when the burn was acquired on Saturday, so that's four days, I hope by the time I get to Saint Barth, not only does the pain subside, maybe it's turned into a tan, and I could have accomplished the goal I set out to accomplish.

Yeah, that's the thing. We want to promote Sunday And safety here. No, I made a mistake. And you shouldn't get sunburn and you should wear sunscreen. But just know if you have a sunburn, it will turn into a tan.

You just won't sleep until the tan.

No sleep till tan.

And please, every time I talk to him, I'm talking about my sunburn, everyone's like, Try this. Put shaving cream on. Try vinegar. I'm really not. Vinegar? No. I listened to one of those dumb recommendations once, and me and Ben ended up lathered in Greek yogurt, which you know is my least favorite smelling thing on the planet. It didn't help. It changed nothing. And I was still in pain. I just smelled. So I'm not in the business of taking recommendations. So while you're typing your comment, just delete, delete. I'm not interested. I will live with this pain. I will hydrate. They say, drink a lot of water, stay out of the sun. I'm doing that. No facocter remedies, please.

Let's not go down this a negative path because we were talking about what a wonderful weekend that we had in the sun. That, yes, did burn you, but also provided jolly good times. Yes.

So to come on here on a Monday morning and say anything other than joyous things would be a crime. So not only can I... I have to be positive for that. I have to be positive also because this is the week I finally go to St. Bart's, and Ben is finally excited about it. He went to the outlet mall and got himself a whole new wardrobe for $3, and he's overjoyed. So check Weanie of the Week on his way to Queanie. And third, and most importantly, in my opinion, we have a merch launch this week, which is always just great vibes here at The Toast. One, because we don't have to put together outfits. We're just promoting our merch. It's so great. So true. So we're comfortable and stylish. Two, it's a great community-building moment. Everybody's always asking for merch. And three, like, woohoo. So if you're watching on YouTube or looking at the pictures on Instagram, we are launching a bunch of items, but the main two items are these two different sets in the classic toasty colors, pink and green. Now, the entire collection that we are releasing was built on the back of the set that Jackie's wearing.

We've We've been designing this for so long. We've been holding onto it for so long. We wanted to release it at the perfect time. We are obsessed with this set. It's the girly set. It is a... Would you say that's teal?

I would say it's green, if I am allowed a word. If we had a pie chart, a pie chart of how much you've spoken versus me since the show, you're 99 %.

Yeah, I feel like I took an Adderall. I'm feeling a little crazy.

I could barely get a word in.

Get your word count in. I'll take a step back. You talk about your set.

So we have the girly collection because we are the girlies. This is for the girlies, and it's by the girlies.

Let me just say one thing. This one's for the girls who've ever had a broken heart, who wish upon a toasty star. You're beautiful the way you are. To me, that song is representative of this collection. I'm sorry, continue.

It is. So we love girly tings. So we have this green set. The girly on the chest is actually a patch, sewn on patch. So it's a a little bit different than our usual. And then to complement it, we have this pale pink.

You also have a patch on your leg.

Oh, I also have a patch on my thigh that is keeping Strice and warm right now. I will toss them off later in the show so that you can see all of the details in the set. I'm wearing a size large, as always, could have taken extra small. I feel like I can't. I feel like I can't talk about my size without making that joke.

Okay, but the thing is, to be actually helpful, in the photoshoot that we had, I'm wearing the girly collection in a medium, and I really could have, maybe should have done a large. For some reason, with this girly one, I don't want it so oversize. I wanted it more tailored. So I would do my actual size, which these days is a medium. But if I was looking for a little bit more of a baggy, the airport look, I would do that in a large. Today, I am wearing this in a medium, and it fits me perfectly. So this is the second set we're launching. It's more branded. This is for the tosters. This one's for the girlies. This one's for the tosters.

The O'G's, it's classic toast colors, has toast embroidery on the chest.

Last collection, we launched the same exact set in navy. So if you liked that, you loved her, this is her in more of a spring color.

Yeah, my favorite color. I'm so excited about that set. It has pockets. It has pockets. The girly set has pockets, too. Also, the girly set comes with a T-shirt that says girly. And if you're just looking at the naked eye of the still that we posted on our Instagram stories, you're like, Oh, nice. A T-shirt. No, you guys, this T-shirt is game-changing.

You guys might not know. We never sell T-shirts because-I don't like T-shirts. No, and the T-shirts that you buy from merch and swag, it's like, Hey, it's It's jail. It's like a prison. It's like your neck. It's jail for your breasts. It's jail for your breasts. So we were like, no, no, no. But so many people ask for T-shirts. We do a lot of sweats, and a lot of people live in warmer weather. They're like, please, a T-shirt. So we spent the time finding a real shirt for real women.

Yeah. It has that oversize, loose-fitting vibe. It's just so cute. So you'll see that we'll wear it tomorrow. But it's also on our Instagram right now. We have a trucker hat for the girlies because truckers for the girlies.

We also have mugs for the girlies.

And so this is all for the girlies because you deserve it.

So 10:00 AM Eastern Time tomorrow, which is Tuesday, the 27th. Oh, no. Yes, 27th. At shoptoastmerch. Com, all of these items are going to go live. The two sets Two mugs, a hat, a T-shirt, the whole collection. If you want to preview it before you buy, all the photos will be on our Instagram. A lot of them are already up, and we'll be sharing them throughout the day. This one's for the girls. Martina McBride wasn't lying when she said that, and I feel inspired by her.

Yeah, she was ahead ahead of her time.

She was ahead of her time. I think people will look back on this show and say we were ahead of our time.

Yeah, I think they could already say that. Even past years of seasons that we've done, we're ahead of their time. Agreed. Speaking of Pink and Pliny vibes, Turdie and I got matching manicures, and I cannot stop looking at your hands because they never looked better.

I had a nice manicure, and you guys know I recently changed ways. I used to be a flush-colored manicure always. And one I was just like, What if I just got a burgundy? And then, of course, because I can't do anything just normally, now I only get burgundy. So we actually got a manicure a week ago, a nice burgundy. I didn't know I was going to St. Bart's. And then I was like, We're going to get manicures for St. Bart's. I got to do something crazy. So I was going to do a Classic. I call it the Margot Fish color. My friend Margot Fish, she always gets a light pink. It's like, Mademoiselle, everyone.

Valerina'slippers. Valerina Farm.

Everybody knows those colors. I was like, All right, I'll do it. I'll do it. And then I'm sitting next to Jack at the Manicure Place, which is so fun, by the way. It makes manicure so much more fun.

Yeah, Because I don't enjoy a manicure, typically.

Yeah, Jackie's crazy to get a manicure with. She has so many rules. She's like, Well, I do this, too. You do no cut cuticle, no lotion.

No lotion, no hand massage. I don't like being touched. That's why a manicure is hard. For me, it's a lot of handholding, literally.

Well, I said to Jackie, because my person who did my manicure was a man. He was amazing. And then I was just really realizing how I'm holding hands with a man. And maybe I don't notice it so much when it's a woman.

Headline news. Claudia Ashray's seen holding hands with another man this This is the weekend. No, literally. Are you Justin Timberlake?

Yes. Yes. Ben is Jessica. It really is just a 30-minute handhold with a stranger. And it was so obvious to me that that's what was going on because I just felt more aware of this hand because it was a man's hand, which is not common in the manicure industry. I saw Jackie, this girl next to me, this gorgeous redhead, getting this really gorgeous color, and I totally copied it. Now, I didn't get the same exact one because Jackie does Dazzle Dry, which is not gel, and I'm like a gel loyalist, and Jackie thinks it's so crazy that I do gel. She said that machine with the lights is going to end up giving everyone hand cancer in 20 years. And we're all going to be like, I wonder why we all have hand cancer. It's because we were all doing like Ubi gel manicures. But until then, until the data comes out, me and my fire nails, this was a brand called D&D.

But I also want to let you know the reason why I don't do gel manicure is not because of hand cancer. I told you that's number eight on the list of why I don't do them. What's number one? Number one is that it ruins my nails. By the time I take off the gel, I have no nail left. It's so briddle, and I'm starting from stubs.

So let me tell you that used to be the case for me. Seriously, every time it was so annoying. Your nails get stronger as you go.

It's like survival of the fittest.

And if you stay on track with your manicure schedule, you will be good.

Then number two reason, if I'm staying on track with my manicure schedule, then I need gel soak off, which I fucking hate.

The removal of the gel, they need to do better. It took so long yesterday because I had three coats on. It took forever. I need the scientists to- Work on that. To work on that. Why can't they just make a solution, like a solvent? Yeah. That it only bends for that. Yeah, exactly. I give you that one.

Yeah. What's my next one?

Three through seven.

Three through seven. Number three. Sometimes I don't like the way that gel looks. It's a little thick.

Okay. I feel that, too. That used to be an issue I had with gel manicures as well. I do think the companies and the manicurists have figured it out because that's not an issue anymore. Do my nails look thick, too?

No, your nails look super beautiful.

Yes. Sometimes. And it's also like, what gross ass place are you going to? Sometimes they've had these bottles for 100 years. They're like, pee in them to make them last longer. And you have these globs 1,000 %. The place you took me to, they would never do that.

Okay. So maybe the cancer is number four. But I would say then number 5 is that the samples don't look like the color that you choose because we chose a nice color for you.

Okay, I'm actually really glad we're having this conversation. So that did happen to me. And I find there are multiple different ways that you can showcase gel nail colors. And I have found the best one. And yes, a lot of times they have that silver ring with a million acrylic nails on it. How am I Organization-wise, that's a horrible method. Most places in the city have that because they just throw it in a basket. Honestly, it's the least pleasant experience. Your place had it on a stick. It was still just acrylic nails. It wasn't great. And you're right, the colors did change. But I went to this place in the Hamptons. I was just randomly in West Hampton for the weekend. I went to this random nail place. It was probably the best manicure I've ever gotten in my life. And they showcased all the colors in a book. And they were just one, two, three, four. It was so brilliant. And I took a picture on my Instagram and I was like, Why doesn't everybody do this? Everybody was, We do do this. Okay, shut up.

You said do do.

Yeah, you said do do, not me. So they haven't mastered that yet, but it's not a big deal. You just see. They always start on your pinky, you see the pinky, and then if you don't like it, they'll just take it off and do another color.

Right. I would just say if I didn't love Dazzle dry so much and it didn't solve all my problems, I would probably do gel because I've been getting regular manicures recently just because it's been easier until it's not and it was chipping the next day. But I love Dazzle dry and it works for me. If it didn't, I would probably do gel. That is really what it is. Okay, get a gel manicure.

Let me know what you think next time. Things have changed since your time.

You get a Dazzle dry manicure one time.

There was too much riding on the manicure that we got together yesterday.

Because I wanted her to just use my... I brought my whole kit and caboodle of Dazzle dry to the salon.

But if I didn't like it and it didn't work and it was chipping and I was in St.

Bart, I would have been cursing your name. And after coming off such a great few weeks together, I didn't want to be in a fight, so I let it go.

So we had an amazing weekend. We really did. Besides the manicure, we had so much family time. We were out in the sun with the pool, and it was just fabulous. We watched so much content. Jackie and I were finally caught up on Vanerpump Rules. Are we caught up?

Yeah. We just stopped watching because it was- I've only been here for two episodes.

We missed two episodes. Okay, and we watched two episodes. And there's one tomorrow.

Oh, great. We're caught up.

So we're caught up. Honestly, watching Vanerpump Rules with your family, greater than watching it alone. It's a better show when you have someone to make fun of it with. Totally. We also watched- SNL. Snl, which is going to be a story. We've been talking, I think, the last week aboutchingles. Very excited. Hard to stay up.

Yeah, we watched Vanerpump Rules to stay up.

We did it. We did it. We're mature like that.

Yeah. And then we're going to watch Summer House, we said. Maybe that's tonight.

Summer House. But I think we missed an episode. We might have to catch up. Great. Yeah. We have a lot to do. Content-wise, we also have... I have to pack. I'm just getting so excited for my trip. It's just going to be fabulous. Is The Sunburn is trying to bring me down, trying to make me not excited, but I can't not be excited.

No, I don't want to ruin your trip.

So don't. So shut your mouth.

But would you vlog it for us? Because we've all been on this journey together.

Not you asking me that in public, in front of the toaster.

No, but be honest about your thoughts on logging. You need it.

Okay, so my thoughts on logging are- A trip. Yeah, well, logging in general, it is a lot of work. When I'm doing something productive, a lot of people always ask me to do I'm like, Try on hauls or packing blogs. And it's like, I'm being productive packing. Sure, I'll vlog it, too. It doesn't bother me at all. It's actually really fun.

When you're trying to live your life and you're off the clock.

When I'm trying to relax and enjoy, I find logging to be like... It would be a good vlog. I'll think about it, but also just follow me on Instagram.

Yeah. I think we do deserve a bit of content from your trip. I'll say that. And I also want to say what we haven't spoken about that we did on Friday was we did the best vlog of all time, the best, most productive vlog of all time.

T-b-v-o-a-t. Tibvat.

Claudia raided my closet. We went through all of my tings, all of my vacation items. She tried on everything that she liked and everything that I forced her to try on.

It was the pillaging of Jacky O's closet. Now, I've never really went through your closet because we've never been the same size. Let me tell you, it is a gold mine. I've always known you're an investor in things. That's a running joke we have. But it really made me think about my own closet, how for 10 years, you have invested, and you have so much to show for it. It's not like, Oh, we always joke, Jackie gets nice things. You research, you thrift the real, real. You really work it. And when I went to your closet, it wasn't just like crap from Amazon. It was good things that you've It was like, I'm not going to take it for 10 years.

Yeah, there were things from college in there. That I took.

That are good enough for me to take to see parts. It was really impressive, and I was honestly inspired. I will think differently about what I bring into my closet. Does this serve me? Will I want this in 10 10 years? Will it last in 10 years? It was really inspiring. I think that was a takeaway for a lot of people. Oh, I'm so glad. From the vlog. The vlog, they're saying it's the best vlog of all time.

They are, and it really was.

A lot of people are also just marveled by your generosity of spirit and your willingness. There was nothing I said, Can I take that? You didn't say yes to. You were so generous, and a lot of people were really shook by that. Could it be me? And it was just a beautiful, beautiful vlog. And for me, it was so helpful because I ended up with a whole wardrobe. I did go to the mall yesterday I can buy some things, but I didn't need anything. If I just took everything from your closet, I would be the best dressed girl in St. Bart's without even spending a dollar.

Yeah. I'm so excited for the content, the pictures. You owe it to all of us.

I do. And what's so great is that I'm going on vacation with Ben, who's the worst photographer of all time. But I'm also going on vacation with Taylor & Taylor. And Taylor's wife, Taylor, Donna Hugh- Is a creative. She's a creative. She is like a videographer. She knows angles. She's a woman. The content will be fire.

Oh, exciting. Yes.

So So how are you?

I'm good. I mean, I've been with you, so you know how I am. But I'm excited for you. I'm excited for this week because it'll be great shows, merch collection. I'm going away, and it's just best of all worlds.

So a reminder that episodes this week will be ending on Wednesday. So we've got a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday episode, and we're back on Tuesday. So sorry about that.

Sorry about that. But Patreon is on fire right now because Claudia and I have been together. We're doing another Patreon today so that we can We'll leave you with gifts while we're gone.

We'll release it on Thursday.

That's the last day of the month. We're parents who are going on vacation. Do you see what Morgan Stuart does? Yeah, she makes a book for her kids every time she goes on a trip, showing her kids what she's going to be doing. That's us on the toast. We're just leaving you one thing for every day to cheer you up while we're gone.

So, patreon. Com/toast.

Great. I think now, without further ado- Yeah, I'm glad we dilly dally because I feel like the stories are crap. The stories are weirdly crap for a Monday, but you know us, we don't let that hold us back. So without further ado, it is time for the crap stories that you need to know.

And the crap stories that you don't need to know are brought to you by Sonos, which is a new sponsor here, and I'm thrilled about it.

Our weekend was brought to you by Sonos.

Oh, my God. I understand the hype. People are like, What's so different about Sonos? In my apartment... Okay, so let me just tell you. Jackie and I recently got the Move2, which is a new item from Sonos. You can get it at sonos. Com. And the Move2, the all new one, is a powerful and portable smart speaker for listening all around home and beyond. You connect it to WiFi at home or Bluetooth for listening on the go. You can stream music, podcast, audiobooks, all your favorite services. If you want to listen to The Toast, you can do that on Sonos. Move to tunes itself like magic, so it sounds great whether you're listening inside or outdoors. Don't worry about the elements. This powerful and durable speaker can weather sun, splashes, sand, and accidental drops with ease. Enjoy easy control with the Sonos app, Apple AirPlay 2, and your voice. Mix and match with other Sonos speakers to create the ultimate sound system for immersive home theater and multi-room music.

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It's actually crazy. I have three in my house, one in each of the bedrooms and one in the living, dining, kitchen area. They sent you three. When you walk through, I did ask for more, actually. I got one. I was like, I'm going to need two more. I also got a soundbar for my TV that I haven't installed yet. I was being like a schnurra, as we would say, but I don't care. These things, you walk through the house, you wouldn't know that it's not coming out of the ceilings. It's really amazing. Visit sonos. Com to learn more. That's the move to today's episode. It's also brought to you by Macy's because Easter is coming up, and Easter is one of those holidays, times of year where you just need a lot of stuff for your family, for your home, for your kitchen, clothing. So with Easter happening this year, it's happening early. So get ready for the Easter Bunny on Sunday, March 31st. That's literally a month away. So from pastel outfits for the whole family to brunch-ready serve wear, Macy's has you covered. Macy's also has Toys R Us Easter Basket goodies. So from books to stuffed animals and even slime, you can find it all in store and online at macys.

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Thank you, law.

You're welcome.

Our first story award shows this weekend in which it seemed there were a number. First was the SAG Awards, the 2024 SAG Awards. That one I'm familiar with. Sag Awards. Yeah, I feel like every time people watch the SAG Awards, they're surprised by how- Star-studded. Star-studded and good they are, and sometimes funny. I feel like people have lower expectations for them, so they wind up actually being good. Plus, the SAG has been in the news all year, so I think it was It's been a big year for the Offstra. It's been a big year for the Offstra. And I'm sure if you watched it, which I didn't, I'm sure they made note of that.

I'm sorry. You can have all the award shows that you want. I'm watching the big three. Grammys, Oscars, Golden Globes.

For the last few years, you've actually watched SAG Awards.

I've never seen the SAG Awards in my life.

You did. You watched them last year. No, I didn't.

I'm telling you, I've never- Because a couple of times on the show, it'll be a Monday, and you'll be like, I watched the SAG Awards last night, and they were so good. What the hell are you talking about? I've I'm literally... You're liable. What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm just...

Jackie, I've never... What a weird... What's wrong with you? She's starting rumors about me.

I'm going to find you saying it. Find it.

Do the research. You won't find it.

I'm going to find it.

I've never seen the SAG Awards. I don't know what you guys are talking about. And I pray to God that that's true because if somebody splices this clip with me two years ago saying, I watch a SAG Awards and they were so good. I would be mortified and nobody will ever take me seriously.

There's something about the SAG Awards where after you watch them a few days later, your memory is wiped clean, and you feel as though you've never seen the SAG Awards before.

Oh, my God. It's a SAGafstra effect.

It's a SAGafstra effect. So for me, the stars were starring, the big ones were there because it is a very credible-Yeah, no.

And everybody's now supporting SAG again.

In the industry. So it's big for the stars. For me, it's an opportunity to talk about SAG Afstra.

Which you're never going to pass up.

Never in a million years, even though it wasn't until Fran Dresher walked the carpet looking for a standing ovation, then I realized that the SAG Awards are related to SAG Afstra.

Listen, what I would do for Fran Dresher... Do you know Fran Dresher's history? I only just recently found this out because this documentary, somebody put it on TikTok in 10 different parts, and I ended up watching all 10 different parts. A crazy story about what happened to Fran Dresher at the peak of her Fame. She was robbed in her home. No. She was robbed in her home, and she was raped in her home in front of her husband. What? It's a crazy, crazy story, and she talks about it somewhat openly in this interview. It's a crazy story. Yeah. And it actually really ended up, she said, destroying her marriage. Her husband was just overcome He had to watch the whole thing, so overcome with guilt, so overcome with trauma. It's a crazy story.

Oh, my God. I know. No, I didn't know that. What's the- It's a famous Hollywood story. And so it was a TikTokeer put together, a 10-part series?

No, this happens on TikTok. You want to watch it? They'll throw you clips from a movie.

Wait, so what was the movie?

It was this interview/documentary. I will find it. I'm not 100% sure. It definitely looked like it was filmed a really long time ago. Oh, my God. Yeah. But it's one of those famous Hollywood things. But at the time, it was huge. I just also have to say, fucking love for Andrea for a million reasons. And if I was on that carpet, I would have given her a standing ovation, too. That must be so fabulous.

But also she's the queen of sag. That's why.

She must have been looking forward to this all year.

She was like, shepherding through the year.

It's probably like a something she looks forward to every year, this year in particular, because she's like their savior. She got them the deal.

Yeah, no, it's like when you plan the school dance, and then you show up and you're like, You're welcome.

It's also just like your bat mitzvah.

Oh, for sure.

All eyes are on you. Do you think she did a candle lighting ceremony on the red carpet?

I think she could have.

And I would have stood there.

The thing is, we will never know what she did or didn't do because we didn't watch.

We didn't, but we do support Fran.

We do. And we did see pictures from the red carpet because the A-listers were there, the ones who are working the circuit this year, such as Margot Robbie, Anne Hathaway. It's insane to me.

Oh, Anne Hathaway. We need to talk about her. It's insane to me that- Barbra Streisand got an award, not My Angel, Streisand, but Barbara did. Yeah, and she used it to talk about anti-Semitism, which was nice. Long overdue, Barbara. You're the most famous Jewish person, but it's fine. I'm not going to complain.

I saw a snippet from what she said, and maybe there was more after where she went harder, but it was giving Nothing. What I saw that she said. And she accepted the award from Bradley Cooper, who's dating a notorious anti-Semite. So all in all, nothing was given to the Jewish people.

Wait, what did you say right before Shri Sand?

And Hathaway.

The stars were out. So all the people who are doing the circuit, and the people that are doing the circuit. And I don't want to complain because I'm loving seeing Charles Melton get his flowers. We know him from Riverdale. He's so handsome. I just love him. And he's the actor in May, December, which is Julian, not Huff, Julian Moore, Natalie Portman, and Charles Melton. So they're all at all these awards shows. And I just think it's so crazy that that movie is considered good. It's one of the best movies of the year. It was a biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. I hated it. And Charles Melton, I loved and actually thought his acting was extremely good. But my God, could the bar be lower? That's Slumdog Millionaire. You know what I mean? Yeah. Crap.

Crap. Different strokes for different folks?

No. Some things, yes. Art is subjective, but some things are factual. That movie sucked.

Damn.

But I just want to say I love seeing our Riverdale King at all these award shows. I hope this really propels him. I love this route for him. All the Riverdale kids did something different. Him going serious acting never would have guessed.

Love it. Because also it's like an indie movie because there was also the Independent spirit awards this weekend.

It's not an indie movie. It was on Netflix.

But maybe it was made by an indie production company. Okay. The spirit awards were this weekend, which I think is for indie films. And the only reason why I know about is because Adi Bryant was the host. We watched a clip this morning- She was very funny.of some of her shtick for her opening monolog, and it was genuinely funny.

Yeah. When I saw that the spirit... I saw a picture. I saw a picture of the spirit awards, and I saw the only person in the picture was Ben Platt. And just because I saw Ben Platt and because I saw spirit awards, I thought it was like an LGBTQ award. Yeah. Like spirit awards, I would never guess type, just based on the name, is an award show for movies.

No, I'm only guessing I'm not even guessing. I actually this was a guess because I saw something that said the independent spirit award.

It should have been called the Indies.

And then I just assumed, honestly, I'm not even guessing. I just assumed it was for independent movies, but that could be totally wrong.

It was also the producers Guild Award this weekend.

Oh, my God. I thought it was PGA Awards for Movies. I said, what? Golf? What?

No, Producers Guild, Bre Larson. I can't. I can't. It's genuinely wasteful. It is.

The spirit awards the name. Is that a new... That's when I never heard before. Not even like, sag. It sounds like the loser award.

No. The word spirit is just a sad word.

I completely agree. Especially in front of a ward.

Yeah, it's giving you child.

It's giving like an intangible level of success.

Yeah, agreed. And the PGA's as well. Love the producers. They deserve their moment. Do they need a whole award show? I don't know.

I don't know. But anyways, there was a lot of red carpets this weekend.

I actually do love seeing red carpet content in terms of people's dresses and stuff. So that's good. Yeah. So we were fed. We were all fed.

If you were interested in dining in that cuisine. Right. Are you ready for our next story?

Desperately.

In which others were fed on TV this weekend as Shane Gillist hosted the SNL.

The SNL?

I also called him Shane Gillist. So Shane Gillist hosted SNL this weekend, which, as we discussed last week, was very news because he was fired from the show before he even stepped foot on set a few years ago, and now he came back as host.

And it was very interesting because it's so funny to me how SNL is the pinnacle of comedy. If you're a comedian, you do stand up. Snl is the golden. And it really, I feel, is not reflective of modern comedy. It's very PC. And yes, they always had to abide by certain standards because they're on cable. But as a brand, they don't really push the envelope. And that's what comedy is supposed to do, is make you uncomfortable. And that's why someone like Shane Gillis, and I feel like this happens every now and then, when Chapelle went on. These are comics who are literally the antithesis of SNL. And it's like, they're there to make people uncomfortable. And SNL SNL doesn't do that. Snl is very just like... What's the word I'm looking for here?

Lame sauce?

Sure. Okay. Yeah. Lame sauce. Two words. I have to say I loved Shane Gillis' monolog. It was excellent. I imagine watching it at home and watching it in person were two very different things because you can see the audience not loving it. You can hear, I mean, excuse me. I couldn't hear it.

I heard last. I only knew they weren't loving it because he kept saying it.

And so I almost wish he didn't because then people were like, he bombed. One of my favorite things is when comics are like, oh, you don't like that joke? It's like, Girl, just move on. It wasn't good.

No, and it's not just for the people. If it was just not on TV and people aren't liking it, yeah, address it. But us at home, we have no idea what it sounds like in there.

So it is one of my least favorite things when people do that. However, I feel like it really highlighted how different comedy fans are from SNL fans because comedy fans tuned in because Shane Gillis is huge. He had one of the biggest specials on Netflix last year, and his podcast is really popular, and he's a great best-selling turn comedian. So comedy fans were tuning in for him. And the SNL fans who were people in the audience who were just so rigid and serious and woke, for lack of a better word. I hate that word. They weren't into it. And then he drops the R-word. And honestly, I'm so curious if they knew he was going to do that. I feel legally, compliance I was like, You can't say that word on TV, but it's a lie. Really?

I feel like you can because it's a technical word. It means something. What if you're using it in the dictionary sense?

They said it on entourage all the time in the beginning.

And friends.

They never used it on friends.

You say that they said stuff like that.

I literally never said that.

Really? What word did they use on friends that was surprising to you?

No, like nothing. They never pushed the envelope in anything.

But there was a time when really using a word wasn't pushing the envelope.

Yeah, no, but they... No, it wasn't friends.

Then maybe it was like something else. It didn't age well.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, on Sex in the City, Samantha says, I'm not going to say it, but she says a word, not the R word, the T-word. Oh. That rimes with... Granny, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That's what I thought. So when you go back and watch El Chos, yes, there was a time where things like that were totally fine. That is not today. And so for Shane Gillis to have dropped the R-word in his monolog, that was crazy. But so much of his standup, and a lot of people are talking about how he used a bit from his Netflix special on SNL. I'm like, why would he do that?

A lot of comedians who go on SNL use their material. Yeah.

You work on the material for so long and you workshop it for the most people possible to see it.

And you're in front of a new audience, you want to lead with what's best for you. And I think he did change a little bit of it enough because I think I watched his special. I don't know if I watched the whole thing, but I've heard that, some of those jokes before, and I've seen his special. But I've also seen clips because it keeps going viral. And I still It felt a little different, and I still enjoyed it. It was right for the moment because he's also introducing himself to people.

Yeah. So I thought it was fine. I remember when Amy Schumer was on, she did that, too.

When he got the gig, he was like, I want to go on SNL and say the R-word, and I'm going to find a way to do it.

I also was really just tuning in and waiting to see how they would address the firing. And they did at the very top of the show, very briefly. And I honestly thought it was perfect because it was so funny. He's like, Yeah, I got fired because... I don't think he actually said, he's like, I got fired.

He said, I'm not supposed to be here. I actually got fired from the show. Please don't look it up.

He's like, You can Google it, but please don't, which is so funny and really perfect. I didn't need anything more than that. And then he went on to do this monolog that I thought was hysterical, especially because I don't feel like I'm his target demo. I feel like his target demo is Ben, and Ben was dying, especially at the bit about how when you're a young boy, your mom is your best friend. You're essentially your mom's gay best friend. And then one day something happens and you guys are like, You don't fuck with each other anymore. And that was totally Ben growing up. I could see just him and his mom being... They still are so close.

In the car.

But Ben is girly in a lot of ways. And I think it's literally because he was his mom's best friend for so many years, and he was just hackling. And honestly, I don't think anybody has And what's so annoying, too, is people go on SNL. Mostly, the hosts are not comedians. They're actors. So they don't really do traditional stand-up in their monolog. They do skits, and they bring people out, and they do singing songs. And as a show that's supposed to be all about comedy, it was nice for the opening monolog to be a monolog and really to have it be stand-up. It was very good, and I loved it.

Yeah, I really like the monolog. Staying up, oh my God, it's so late. The way, it's like New Year's Eve. Jeez. And then I was like, I'm staying up to watch St. Gilles on SNL. And then the cold open start. I was like, oh, shit, I have to watch SNL.

Yeah. Jackie didn't watch the episode. I did.

I stayed up through the monolog, and then I was really tired, so I went to sleep. And the opening sketch was just so dreadful that it wasn't like, I need more of this.

It wasn't enticing. No. So I watched the whole episode, and I think Shane did a great job. And I could definitely see that there were sketches where his influence was because they were better than the standard SNL stuff. But it still wasn't good. And it's because SNL Now, really, it's not good. And it's just not. And this happens a lot. I feel like the prerecorded commercial sketches are always so good. But that's like, okay, so do a prerecorded show. There's no need for this whole thing to be live. And really, I think the funniest one was And I didn't even know about this. We talked about this on The Good Guys. But last weekend, it was in Weekend Update, too, where the Trump sneaker things. So Shane Gillis did a pre-recorded commercial thing about the Trump sneakers, where it's like Mike, that movie. That's the best movie of all time, where he puts on the sneakers and he becomes Michael Jordan. So it was like, he was just this random guy. I think he was like an accountant, Shane Gillis, and he had blonde hair. And when he bought the Seekers and when he put them on, he became Trump and he was like, right.

He was like, no, I'm right. It was very funny, very clever, very topical. That's what SNL should be doing.

And Shane Gillis does a really good Trump. It was very...

Oh, and then they had the guy in the sketch, the guy who always does the Trump impersonation. It was like an impersonation off.

Oh, that's funny. It was funny.

I was like, Oh, my God, this is funny. Thank you. That's funny.

Yeah. I'm glad he did a Trump because he does a thing in his special where he imitates him, and it's so good. And I said, I think that's why they hired him from SNL a few years ago, because he would have been a great go-to for every show if he were the Trump, and he does such a good job. Got it. So that's why I was hoping that he would do one last night Because he does it so better than anyone I've seen.

Actually, you know what? In the impersonation off, I actually thought the other guy was just as good, maybe better. Oh, really? Yeah. It was just funny.

That's the type of shit. I'll watch that. I'll watch some of the clips, actually.

I would I love to know what the SNL ratings are. Is it considered a success?

The show in general? Yeah, ratings-wise. I'm sure like everything else, they're lower and lower over time, but enough to keep doing it.

Are they looking to shake it up?

No, because they don't. They don't.

But them bringing on Shane Gillis and letting him say the R-word, that to me signals a new era, no? Yeah.

No, it's not a new era. But I think every once in a while, sure. Like, bloom where you're planted, whatever.

Because when you look back on the history of SNL, it was for so many years, the Chevy Chase years, this crazy place.

No, now it's just the mainstream.

Yeah, just regurgitate. It's not good. So it was fun to tune in and see something so different It was so crazy. And I have to imagine, I know every comedian was posting, promoting it. I have to imagine his ratings were excellent.

But also he has a huge audience on his own. I'm sure they all tuned in. We're not even part of his audience. We tuned in. I think it probably did good in the ratings. Yeah.

Yeah.

So cool.

Yeah, it was an exciting time.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

Three?

Three. Yeah. Which is exciting for you and I.

Oh, my God. Harking back to something. Oh my God. Baby, you and I.

You, you, and I. Oh, turdy, I'd rather die.

Me too, bitch. Me too, bitch.

Without you and I.

Try, you, you, and You, you, and strive. Oh, Bruno, I'd rather die. That's such a good song.

So good. Well, our next story is really interesting news for us, and I want you to listen. Hear me out.

Oh.

Glenn Powell says, he and his Anyone But You co-star, Sydney Sweeney, are reading scripts together looking for their next big project. Could Anyone But You co-star's Glenn Powell and Sydney Sweeney be the next Julia Roberts and George Clooney? Oh, I love this. The duo's work on the past romantic- I wouldn't say Julia Roberts and George Clooney.

I would say Matthew McConaher and Kate Hudson, but continue.

Another one, but I think, allegedly- Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling. According to this, George Clooney and Julia Roberts did it first.

That's new news to me. I don't even know that.

I guess that's why it was a big deal when last year, they did a movie together. They did that crap movie. That's why people were excited because they do stuff together.

I don't think people were excited, but continue.

Their work on the past romantic comedy just brought in a record to breaking $200 million.

So a million dollars and 20 cents.

No, it's 200 mil. Thus, setting the two sum up as a bankable pair that audiences might be ready to watch fall in and out of love over and over. So what's next for the couple that saved rom-coms? More scripts, according to Glenn Powell. He stopped by Variety on the Red Carpet at the SAG Awards and said, When you find somebody that you really jive with, Sydney is so easy to work with and so fun. We're definitely trying to find the next thing. Please send us all the scripts you got. You know we're here for it.

Okay, so we need a book turned into a movie that features the two of them. You're obviously thinking of a book, and I can't remember.

I'm thinking of our movie from Friday. Okay.

Oh, okay, sure. But what about a real script that already exists? What's a book, a romance book that we're waiting- It happened one summer, even though they're not of the elk of that book.

I'm sorry, he's too skinny to play. Wait, Jackie. He's not a cold I don't see fishermen working on an oil rig.

It happened once summer.

Off the Coast of Pacific Northwest.

Could they be Violet? No, no, and Xander, they couldn't. They couldn't. What is a book we're waiting and we're always thinking about casting people in?

I mean, again, not them. Seven Husbands. No, not them.

Just a classic cult romance novel.

Colleen Hoover.

No. Honestly, first of all, it happened once somewhere. It's over. Why she could so be like a snob from LA.

Claudia.

Yeah, he had makeup and he could buff up. Claudia, he couldn't be. No, he couldn't be this humble fisherman. He's a pretty boy. No, you're right.

He couldn't be this humble fisherman.

No, he couldn't be a humble fisherman.

Let's look at Goodreads and see- What they're turning into a novel. See what we've loved. But I was really thinking phone a friend, even though he's really not the nerd who takes off his glasses.

Oh, by the way, he is not the nerd who takes off his glasses, and everybody realizes he's handsome. But she's so the girl.

She is so... The popular girl from high school who's using the old nerd.

We've got our Mandy or whatever. Okay, here are the books that I've rated five stars. I need them to turn...

Oh, go by rating. Good call.

Yeah, that's how I always do it. If they ever did One Chew Loves by Taylor Jenkins. No, I don't like it. I don't like it. Oh, I mean, it's harder than I thought.

Before We Were Strangers, you read that.

Yeah, The Girlie with Red Hair at NYU.

Yeah, no, it's not them. No, it's not them. One Day in December. That was a good book.

You didn't like it. Oh, my God. That was the worst book on the planet.

That's so crazy.

Wait, no. That book was fine. What's the one that was a romance novel that ended up being about 9/11? Excuse? I literally I can't remember it. Hold on. I just need to find the name of this book so I can tell you guys to never read it. Excuse me. The Light We Lost, Jill Santopolo. It's a cute romance. 9/11.

Excuse me. Oh, my gosh. I never read that. But a Sophie Cuncella, even though you haven't read all of them, would be cute.

Yeah. I just think like a Reese. Someone, Reese needs to get in there.

Reese needs to get in there.

I think a dream team would be Reese, Glenn and Sid. Love.

Yeah.

This is exciting that they're going to be a duo.

I like that. Maybe an Ellen Hilder brand.

Oh, also because, euphoria is never coming back? I feel like they keep saying 2025. All these people are going to be in such different places. I feel like they're literally just going to let the show end. I don't think so. Because of the toxic workplace and then the sag strike. I don't know what- I don't think they're just going to let it end.

Everyone, audiences included, but also just industry, they just all love the show too much.

It's just weird how it got here. It went from being the biggest show on TV to them, nobody getting back to work.

They'll go. They'll go.

Well, it frees her up. I love her becoming like a Matthew McConaugh, Kate Hudson type.

I want to watch this movie.

So do I, by the way. I keep meaning to, but it's not... I'll watch it when it comes on demand.

It might already be on demand, no.

No, I think it's still in theaters. That's what the 200 million thing. They just surpassed 200 million in ticket sales.

But sometimes things are in theaters and you can watch them at home for $30.

That is true.

I like that.

I love that. Accessibility. Yeah.

Distribution.

I think that's cute. I like them becoming a duo.

A duo. Me too. Are you ready for our next story?

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That's on me. Love that one. Our next story. Olivia Rodrigo kicked off her tour and shared how she celebrated her 21st birthday. I love Rodrigo. Is that what I said? Yeah. But that's her name.

Rodrigo?

Olivia Rodrigo.

I think I said- That was right.

Yeah, I think I said that. She shared how she celebrated her 21st birthday by buying cigarettes and a six a rack of beer, though, of course, she said, I didn't consume it, of course, but I just bought it because I could.

So Olivia Rode, are you guys having an identity crisis where she's trying to shake her good girl because a lot of people... There's actually a lot of talk about her tour opening night. It was in Palm Springs. It looked amazing. She wears a skimpy outfit, and she curses a little, and she grabs her boobs in some of her choreography. You know the move where you rub your vagina? And so a lot of people are shook because she's not dis Disney. She hasn't been on Disney in many years, but those are her O. G. Fans. And the people who go to see her show, everyone loves her, like Ben, of course. But the core fans are these young, I would say, pre-teen girls. And she's trying to shake that image. She is not She's not your mom's pop star. And I think this is another layer of that. But then she's like, that's so crazy. I mean, I didn't smoke them.

Yeah. Okay. That's interesting. I do feel like it's something that every former Disney person has to confront.

And she's doing it, I think, in not a crazy, like Natalie Sider's in the Dead Pets ways.

Right. And I didn't even see some of that stuff. But I feel like- It's very subtle. Yeah. And I think it's good to start to evolve as an artist. Read the room and who are the people in the audience.

But it's everyone. That's the thing. How do you tailor a show when your core, core, core audience, you're right, is these Disney girls. But then you blew up and people like my husband are going to your show. And the footage I saw, I saw Chris Olson who's this 30-year-old man, go. How do you balance that?

Well, then she just has to be Olivia, whatever that is.

Well, and I think what we're seeing is her outfits are very small. She's wearing a lot of underwear and tights. She's wearing a She has her shirt, and she lifts up her shirt, and she shows her bra at one point.

I didn't see the dance moves, but I think that the outfits are-Super cute. Perfectly in line with what her stated brand is already. I didn't find them to be shocking.

No, no, no, no, no, It's good that she's talking about her 21st birthday to remind people that she is 21 because I just always think of her as 16, and I need to get it in my head that she's 21. Agreed. I also have a crazy idea for Olivia Rodrigo. I think what she really needs to do, honestly, I think she needs a drastic haircut.

Oh, that's always a great way to mature.

Yeah, I think that it would- She has teenager high school hair. She has teenager high school hair. That's what I had at that age. Well, at 16, down to your butt, you want the longest hair possible. Curl, curl, curl. But I think she's getting very into She's very high fashion. She goes to the Met Gala. I think it would really sophisticate her up and also remind people who she is because she has this very young-looking body. I think if she had this... I don't know what the haircut would be, but I think if she had a severe haircut, a drastic one, it might make a difference.

Yeah, that's a good call.

Yeah, that's just what I've been thinking about lately.

I actually think that's very good advice. I love a haircut.

Yeah, not for me. Do as I say, not as I do.

I'm going to cut turdy's hair off in her If either one of us needs a haircut, it's you. I'm getting one next week.

I'm excited for you.

Thank you. So yeah, Liv's tour.

It looks great. I mean, if I can get tickets, I think I'm going to go. My husband will hold a gun to my head.

You guys are like classic Olivia Rodrigo Who should be going to her show, the two of you?

Date night. It's not really a date night when your husband's mistress is on stage.

Oh, does he love her like that?

No, actually. He loves her music.

She's not his celeb crush?

I think if he walked past her in the street, he might not even know it was her. He's so... He loves the art. He loves the art.

Who's his celeb crush?

Let me ask him. One time I asked him and he said... I feel like, actually, hold on.

I don't want to start a fight.

Who is your celebrity crush? And don't be a freak, just answer.

He's going to say you.

No, that's why I said, Don't be a freak, just answer. I feel like over the years I've asked him and only two times he's given me a real answer, and both times it was random, and I feel like I forced it, and he doesn't stand by it. Because I have a vivid memory of him time saying that his celebrity crush was Emmy Rossum.

Okay.

And that was probably 10 years ago when we were watching Shameless. And he would right now, deny that he ever said that.

And then I do feel like- That's a good one, though. That's respectable.

I do feel like another time he said Mila Kunis, and it's just now dawning on me that he chose two Jewish girls. I'm not even on purpose. He wouldn't have known that. And that makes me feel so good.

Yeah. It's not so far off from what he got. Yeah. That's nice.

I really have to go to the bathroom.

You keep having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the show. I know.

Should I hold it? Do you think how much more time do we have?

Fifth and final story will be short. It's not- Should I leave this in? Yeah, leave this in. It's not like, ground-breaking, thought-provoking story. Actually, it will inspire a little debate. Can your bowels handle a little debate?

They actually can.

Okay, just go.

All right, fifth and final.

Fifth and final story. Kim Kardashian's son Saint walked out with Lionel Messi ahead of Inter Miami's tie game against LA Galaxy, which was sweet, but then sparked some debate about Like, what money can buy, that it should have gone to a less fortunate child.

It wasn't something that was up for auction.

Well, people think she paid to get him on. Oh, God.

I actually just bit of a lipstick. Is it in my teeth? Just a little bit.

It's just right here. Why are you mouth functioning? Where is it? It's gone. Oh, no. There's a chunk of lipstick.

Is it all over my teeth? No. Okay. Oh, my God. Sorry about that. So when they say it should have gone to a less fortunate child, what's it? It's not anything that you can do. It wasn't like something she... Oh, should we give it to this kid with cancer or saying it wasn't one or the other.

Yeah, it's just her established connections gave her a position where she could get this for him.

Now, do I think this is weird? Yes.

Why? I don't know. This is what soccer players do. They walk out holding hands of kids for every game.

Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, I have to start the whole conversation over again. I didn't know that. It should have gotten to a less fortunate kid.

You saw that in... I feel like it was in David Beckham's documentary. They were always walking out with kids. And whenever I see soccer stuff, they always walk out with kids. It's a weird thing that they do in soccer. I've never seen that. It's a weird thing they do in soccer. I don't know why they do it. I don't know who these children are. I don't know if it's the same kids for every team. It's like every team has-Oh my God.

Ben's celebrity crush. I'm vomiting.

Who?

He With a gun to my head, Sydney Sweeney, you're disgusting. That's fucking hurtful.

I don't think that it is. She's the classic answer right now.

Be creative.

Yeah, it's just not creative.

Fine. Mine's Glenn Powell. Beautiful. It actually can't be because I'm friends with Glenn Powell.

Yeah, so that's twisted.

I don't know if I mentioned them before.

No, you have. Don't worry. I feel like I haven't. There might be someone who doesn't know, though.

I'm actually really tight. I wouldn't say really tight, actually. I would say I'm friendly with Glenn Powell. If we saw each other in a restaurant, we would say hi. Great. Would he invite me over to his table to sit and have a drink? Honestly, maybe. I'm so much fun.

I would invite me over. Is he closer with Ben than he is with you?

Oh, It's a good question, probably. I think they just played golf together when we were in Mexico. So yeah, on the links, shit goes down on the links. And maybe that's why his celebrity crush is now Sydney Sweening.

Yeah, because he has an in. Yeah. Okay, back to the A neppo walk.

I need to change my celebrity crush, by the way. Who cares? John Mayer, that's what I always say. I'm so over it.

That's less original than Sydney Sweening. Agreed.

And not to be so rude and vain, but he's not looking that good these days.

Well, the thing is about... Well, it depends what person you are, but if you have a crush on someone, it should be 360 and not just about look. So if you love his music-A celebrity crush.

I don't know these people. I don't know.

But their personality, too. Oh, they're cute and funny.

Who's your celebrity crush?

Constantly changing.

Honestly, Jason Seagal's up there.

Yeah, because he's funny.

Yeah, his personality. Yeah. Every time John Mayer talks- I feel like you like John- Every time John Mayer talks, it's like, Stop.

I feel like you like his personality.

He sounds like- No, actually, I don't. No? No.

It was Just About Looks.

Yeah, yeah. Duh. And music. And Music, yeah. And like, yeah, music and Looks.

I feel like his music is- New movie, not Music and lyrics, music and Looks. I feel like his music is part of his personality. Do you know what I mean? Really?

I actually disagree. I feel like he says such profound things in his music, and then he talks, and he's just weird. I never find those sentiments reflected in his personality. Who is your celebrity crush?

Elon.

That's so true. Facts. And that one's like, Yeah, that's it. That's it. And he's changed his looks over the years. He looks different now.

The thing is, he's not not handsome. I don't even know what he looks like, objectively. He's not not handsome. He's not gorgeous. No, it's not about looks.

No, it's good, Jackie. He's gettable. You can get him. Yeah. I'm so glad I went to the bathroom because then I would be rushing through this conversation.

Yeah. So who's your celebrity crush now?

I don't know. Drop some comments. Who do I say is hot?

Who is she always obsessed? Charles Milton?

Honestly? Yeah, he's so hot.

That's a good one.

I think Charles Milton is my celebrity crush, of the moment, for sure. Of today. Of this year because he's having a good year.

Of this episode.

Then there are people, of course, I find handsome, Austin Butler, Jacob Loherty, but what am I, 12? No, I'm sorry. I'm more mature than those two being my celebrity crushes.

They're too handsome.

Yeah, no, that's like Sydney Sweeney. It's like the original. It's not real. It's not. It's not real.

There's too much competition. Get real. Let me think.

Who is my celebrity crush?

Yeah, like the Jason Siegel. I feel like people used to say Jona Hill, but like...

Who?literally.

Who said that?Remy. That's her celebrity crush. Remi Nader Is it really? That's her celebrity crush, yeah.

I was just texting with her this morning. Hold on. Not me texting a thousand people. Who's your celebrity crush? What am I, 16? Who is your celebrity crush? Was it ever Jona Hill?

You can't plant the seed. I mean, even though that would help my cause.

Okay, I asked. Anybody else who I'm going to text? We know who Margot says. She says her as Miles Teller, Hugh Jackman.

Tim McGraw.

She's so I want a new celebrity crush, and I want to have a really good answer.

I feel like his people's celebrity crush, like Morgan Wallen.

Honestly, you know who's my celebrity crush these days? David Beckham.

That's a good one.

Daddy.

You're 20 years late.

Yeah, but no. But then, of course, he would have been my crush when he was at his youth peak. But him being dad energy and husband energy, that's the energy I find attractive. Not somebody who dates a million girls. That's why Jacob Alorty, he's too young and hot right now.

You're just in a different stage of your life.

I'm attracted to people who are settling down, who live a slower life. And that's David Beckham, the dad version. So that's someone I would... Let me see if she answered me. I don't even know anymore.

Say, Who did it used to be?

Who did it used to be? I just want to ask her, was it ever at any point, Jona Hill?

Fine. Let's just cut to the chase because we need to- Was it ever at any point, Jona Hill?

Because we need to end the show. Right. And we're getting stuck on the dumbest conversation.

I'm glad she's by her phone. She's typing already.

Yeah, she's on vacation, so I knew she would answer. She's typing. Yes. Why? Such a long story, comma. Make sure to listen to The Toast today.

Oh, I thought you were going to ask her, why was he your crush?

I would never judge. People are attracted to who they're attracted to. I'm sure some people will be like, Oh, John Mayer. Get a grip.

I'm sure people will be like, Oh, Elon.

I think a lot of people.

You're wrong for that.

No, they're wrong for that. Please help me. You guys know me better than I know myself. Who's my celebrity crush? They know.

What do you value?

Would you- And please don't say Ben Zoffer's celebrity. Please.

No, you're going to be blocked if you say that. Blocked. Could it be a comedian? Could it be a musician? I'm not- A business person?

I'm not partial. I don't care what they do for a living as long as they're rich.

Okay.

And if they're a celebrity.

You want a celebrity, a famous person. Yeah.

It could be a famous businessman. It could be a famous anything. Famous athlete.

Yeah. Would you want an athlete? What about Aaron Rodgers for you? No. I see it. I see turdy and Aaron.

No. If I'm going to... Okay, now that we're going down this... And by the way, Saint.

Thank you, Saint, for this conversation.

If I would ever have a dream athlete scenario, I would... Oh, I'm sorry. I know who my crush is.

Joe Manginello.

So good. Joe Manginello is my celebrity crush. I'm so glad we got to the bottom of that because what I was going to say was that if I'm going to date an athlete, I want the biggest one. I just wanted to know what it would be like to be so tiny. Rock. Somebody who's 600 pounds, literally. So it wouldn't be Aaron Rodgers. It wouldn't be a quarterback, honestly.

Yeah, they're a little small.

It would be a defensive lineman. I don't even know what the word.

Jason Kelsi? No. That's actually a good celebrity crush for someone, if that's your answer, because he's handsome and big, but has a great personality, family man, family values. It's the 360.

Yeah, but hard no Okay. He's not my type physically. And also he's- No, I'm not saying for you. Shy and fame averse. And I'm not looking for someone like that.

Okay, but if you had to date Travis or Jason.

Travis? One thousand %. Who would you date? Well, date I don't need to spend time and have conversations with. But still, Travis, yeah.

They're both nice. They seem like nice guys.

Yeah. Joe Manginello. And by the way, so random because we watch so much TV. Do you know what I learned this week? Joe Manginello is the host Host of Deal or No Deal?

Deal or No Deal Island. I saw a story about that. The headline was Joe Manginello channels four different people as host of Deal or No Deal Island, talking about who he gets inspiration from. And I'm like, I must have misread that. And I just scrolled on by because I just figured I read that wrong.

Jackie, I was so confused. I'm like, Is that my husband on TV?

And it was. He's working hard for you. He's not going to rest on his laurels.

No, and that's one of those jobs that pays amazing. Actually, not to promote the good guys, but the good guys actually just recorded an episode with Howie Mandel. And when Ben was done, he was so impressed by Howie Mandel because Howie Mandel was an integral part of getting that show off the ground. And he doesn't host it anymore, I don't think. But he's still a producer, and he was telling them all about the business. And that's one of those shows that makes people retire off of. So hopefully, Joe and I can retire when he's done with Love is Blind Island, whatever it's called. Deal or No Deal Island.

Deal or No Deal Island.

Yeah. And to be honest, back to this Saint West thing, I I really... I don't care. I don't have a thought on, should it have gone to him? I genuinely don't care.

When I saw it, I saw it before the controversy, and I was like, Oh, that's so cute. And it's like Kim using her power for the coolest experience for her son. And if it does rotate out for every single game all the time, and it's not just the same kids all the time. Other kids will get to experience it, too. You know what I mean? It's just one walkout. And also, it's not something that's going to change your life.

Okay, I guess if we're going to analyze it, when I saw it on her stories, because that's how I figured it out, I actually thought it was weird. But I also didn't know that the kids were a part of the walkout. I didn't know that was a thing.

Kids are a part of a walkout in soccer for every game. So why not say it one time?

Yeah, No, I agree.

If he does it every single time, yeah, that's not fair.

Yeah.

That's not fair. But one time, he loves soccer, and he genuinely loves soccer. It's not like he's a kid who doesn't appreciate this. Right. This is the coolest moment for him, too.

Yeah. I just don't care.

No, I just don't care. I'm like, Okay, so say another kid got to walk out and had a cool moment. Great. Amazing. It's just a moment.

And you know what I believe? I believe the children are our future. Well, that's the darn truth. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Whenever I sing that song, who do I feel like?

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