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We got new merch, three new shirts. You can check them out. They're beautiful, they're nice. If you're getting somebody a Christmas gift, this could be one, get on early. Rat King America, Gang Gang Palm, and the hitter 500 racing. Get all that and more at theovonstore. Com. Thank you so much for the support. Tour dates. We've added a third show in Atlanta, Georgia, on December first at the Fox Theater. That's Friday. That'll be the day before the SEC National Championship. So if you think your team is going to be in it, it'd be a great show to get a ticket to. We also have limited tickets left for Evansville, Indiana, on November 15th at the Ford Center. Get all your tickets at theovon. Com/tour. I'm just trying to think. Sometimes I'll go a month without thinking I breathe. Do you ever do that? I'm like, damn, that's what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm just... I need air to keep going. I'm like a kite. I'm like a kite. I'm like one of God's kites. We all are. It's like we need air to keep going. But I forget about that, boy, I just forget.

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I just won't even take any. I guess I'm breathing, but I just don't even... I'm doing little... Just breathing, but not... Not really. I'm not doing the big, them party boys. I'm not taking them big hits off the universe like I should be, because that's good for me. Big breathing, they call it, I think. When you're doing big breathing, boy. But yeah, I'm like that. I'm like a kite, I think. I forget that. I forget to fill myself with air. What if you saw a kite just bouncing along the sidewalk, just rattling along? You'd be like, Damn, that's a fucking... That's the dumbest kite I ever seen, boy. You'd be like, Kite, get some in air, homie. He's just like, I don't know. Can I have a cigarette? He's just like, God, that, Kite, is a... That's why you got to get that launch in you, baby. But yeah, anyway, breathing. This is the time of the year I feel like I can finally sometimes take a breath. You can feel the holidays right up there. They're coming. You can hear the turkeys getting scared as hell, bro. I saw a turkey the other day on Etsee buying a fucking shank.

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I'm like, Damn, these birds know what's up. Even a fat sparrow, you see him getting a little fucking some talent chuck's, some brass nuts. Or some talent chuck's. Any fat bird right now getting ready to defend itself. Because this is a time... What in the hell is that? Somebody's fucking gambling. Anyway, what are we talking about? Sometimes I forget to breathe. Not crazy. I do it, but it's like this little back. It's like this background breathing that's just going along. I'm not really saying, All right, breathing, you want to do some fucking breathing? I got you, homie. I'm not taking my lungs for a walk. I'm just putting down a pee pad and just letting them pee there. That's what I'm doing when I'm just not fulking that. But sometimes when I go... That's when I'm really taking my lungs for a walk, saying, All right, I'm going to take you all to the lung park. I'm going to throw the ball and watch you go get it. I think there's something about that spending time with your lungs. I take my lungs for granted, bro. Real talk. I'll be honest, man. I take my lungs for granted.

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I take my lungs for granted. My friend got bit by a shark once, and some of his lung got some of his lung missing or whatever it's called. Then he ended up dying, actually, a few years later from... I don't even know what he died from. God. People will die from anything. They don't even fucking... You're like, Damn, that's how Sherman died? He was like, Yeah, it's how he... Sherman, he didn't like to do... He was like to just do his own thing, I guess. But yeah, it's that time of year, I think, to breathe. Because it's when the wind picks up, you hear nature breathing like a moth. You see a kite, you know? A kite is just out there just trying to decode the wind, baby. A kite is just some arts and crafts trying to fuck the wind, bro. That's all it is, man. A kite is just some paper machete that's trying to fuck the wind, homie. Me? That's on God, baby, you know it. Yes, Native American Heritage Cultural Month. Yes, I rolled up on my boy. My boy, Dreamer, he does hair. He does hair over in Los Angeles.

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He does it over off of Ohio Street in Sepulvada, and he'd give great cuts, man. I rolled up on him once before. I love him, man. He's a really compassionate guy, and he was open. I mean, he was open. I guess you're always open if you don't have a real story. You just have... You're just setting up shit in a halfway house parking lot or whatever. But he's open. I rolled up on him, and I was driving by, so I stopped, right? Right. I get in the chair. I was first in line or whatever. Now this time I was in a hurry. I was in a hurry, dude. I hate to be in a hurry when you're like... It's like, Dude, we already... I didn't do it, but people did bad stuff to Native Americans, bro. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say that shit. It's hard to be like, Look, I got nine. I sat down. I was like, Dude, I'm in a hurry. He just gets real natives. He real drops into the culture sometimes. He's like, I am of the Wyandot and the mummy. I am of the Wyandot and the mummy.

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I'm like, I respect that shit, bro, but I got to get these sideburns evened up, Daddy. I got to be up to 101 in eight minutes, homie. But yeah, he'll get real native on it. We're back in the eve of the Setting Sun. He'll be back in the season of The Quiet Moon. I'm like, Bro, no. Yes, I agree with you. But I need these bangs just a half inch off these bitches and I'm out. He's like, In the Valley of the Two Rivers. What are you talking about, bro? I got a Calic or what? I respect the typography you're doing, but I got to go, homie. Do you take Venmo? He's like, Yeah, and the Eave of the setting sky. Are you with SunTrust? Whatever it is, brother. Yeah, I hated that I had a hurry butt. But I respect him, man. I respect Native Americans. I respect anybody that's doing what they can. I'm sorry about everything that happened to Native Americans, man. I really am. That shit breaks my heart. Here we are trying to learn ways to live off the land again. We've gone full circle, I think, because we're realizing some of the patterns of our civilization doesn't work out.

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Some of the patterns, the mythological patterns of capitalism and of those sorts of things don't always work out. We're looking for solutions now. Yeah, hug a damn native, brother, this holiday season. Hug a fucking native, baby. Buy them a squash. Buy them a corniacopia. Buy them a pork chop. Get them a beautiful piece of meat shank. But treat your native friends well because they are the leaders. They are the champions of time. I'm really grateful to have been there and to have this cut. Especially them bitches, back in the day, native, they scalp you. Right when I sat down, well, when I sat down, his truck battery had died. We had to use my... I got a Cherokee. I got a Cherokee, dude. We used a Cherokee to jump start his clippers. That was good, but it was a little risky, too, because I don't know how much of... If you got 470 volts, you're rolling through a fucking set of clippers, dog, that dude, he'll open up a damn occipital. If you ain't careful in that bitch, he'll line you up with the Lord, baby, if you're not real careful. God, that bitch was at a high octave.

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The second he put it on, the dogs were howling a couple of streets over and shit. But we got it done. Thank you, Dreamer, baby. Thank you. I'm grateful and happy Native Heritage American month, brother. It's time we fucking quit bullshit and we let these motherfuckers loose, dog. We need to break into these casinos and let these motherfuckers loose, bro, and put them back on horses and let them take over this bullshit that we're living in now. Native American Heritage Month is observed in November. So that was beautiful. What else? We're going to talk to Tammy today. Tammy Maness. She set the record for the world's longest mullet. We want to learn a little bit about her and see what's going on with her. What else? When the head doesn't work like it used to before and I can't keep you right of my mind. Baby, I still love you. You know, I'm inEd Sheeran lyrics, boy. I got to see Ed Sheerans, baby. I got to see Ed Sheerans. Here's what happened. I had some shows in Las Vegas, and thank you for coming out. Somebody urinated on someone at one of the shows.

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They said it was an accident. It couldn't have been. But that's okay, baby. God does stuff like that and we move forward. But it was really, really exciting. I've been doing some bigger shows just because even at this rate, I'm going to be on tour over for the next year or so. I know there are some places where tickets have sold out. Don't go pay extra for fancy tickets. We'll come back and get you get it at a fair rate. So don't do that. Don't feel bad. But yeah, so anyway, I got to go hang out. I got to go see the chain smoker, right? I've seen them before in passing, but I've never gotten to go see their band. So I go, right? I'm having a nice time. It's Halloween night, and I'm pretty beat. It's been a long couple of years or whatever. I'm just enjoying it. It's a great show. Ed Sheeran comes out. Ed Sheeran's baby, if you never seen Ed Shearing's baby, he's this. I mean, he's from another country. When he comes out, man, he means it. He's almost like... It almost seems like he's like Santa, like he could be related to Santa.

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Because he came on stage and the vibe was great, right? But he comes on and he was having so much fun that it just changed the whole energy. It just took the whole energy of the place into another level of joy. It was just nice to see. The things that he was... It was Halloween, and he was dressed like a part of a muffler, like a catalytic convert or something. It was like a helmet. I don't remember what it was crazy. It looked like a car part or something. Like a hero at AutoZone, right? He comes out on stage in that, and just, you know half of an air filter cover with eye holes. He's just having a blast, man. He was having so much fun. It just made everybody have such a good time. Then you would think, Oh, if it's a DJ set, because chain smokers are DJs, right? They play DJ music. They played Ed Sheeran's most upbeat song. I don't know. I don't have it here in front of me, but. If you're on the YouTube, you can hear you can see I'm putting video in here because that's what I'm doing today with this.

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But then as soon as the song would end, he thought he was just going to do one song with the Chainsmoker guys. Then they would start one of his next songs, all right? So it kept getting more ballady because he sings a lot of ballads and just he's got that emo in, baby. He's that emo Ganger, baby. That's who he is. He's a masterful at it. It kept getting more ballad. At first you were like, No way everybody's just going to go along with this because it was this up. It was like this, it was more hype in there. Then everybody just goes more and more validities till it's like we're almost just at an Ed Sheeran show. I think by the end, he's singing perfect and everybody's like singing along. People are crying. Somebody's admitting to somebody else that they're their real parent or something right next to me. I'm like, What? What the fuck? Let me get a gin and tonic and chill, dude. You about to pay some back child support, buddy. That's insane, brother. But it was just entering to see if somebody shows up with a good energy or if somebody really shows up with a good energy that it can change the vibe of a space.

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That was just a neat reminder to see that live and in-person. I want to let you know also this holiday season we're going to do something called relative rodeo where if you can get... Here's how you do it. What you want to get is somebody hugging somebody in the family they don't usually hug. You know, it'd be like, Hey, Jonathan, go hug Vanessa. One of you just secretly films it. It's relative rodeo. How long can you hold? Now don't get obscene. Nobody needs to hijack or nothing. This is calm behavior. These are good people. But yeah, that's what it is. We're just going to see want to promote some love out there because sometimes Uncle Henry is over there and he don't like anybody fucking getting close to him or he will fucking chew his own shirt off. Because he's got fucking in his fucking brain. That's when you tell, get a family member say, Hey, why don't you go hug him? Let's see how long you can stay on him and just send me those videos. That's for during Thanksgiving time. No need to do it now, but I'm just letting you know and then I'll be relative rodeo and we'll make a montage and put it up there.

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I want to thank you guys for checking out the Tucker Carlson episode. I thought it was interesting. It's just nice to get to spend time with somebody and chat with him. Yeah, people ask, Do I have a big plans? A lot of times with podcasts. Sometimes I have some things I would like to talk about, and sometimes I get scared to talk about them. I'm trying to be more brave. Sometimes it's like I don't know enough. It's like, Damn, I don't know enough about this to really comment on it, and things like that. But I was just grateful for his time, man. I'm grateful for everybody's time. I can't believe that we get to sit and chat with some different types of folks. The world really is becoming a lot smaller in a lot of ways. Let me see what else I got here. Baby, I summon you. I am of the lion, the lion and the mummy. Yeah, can you... I got to shave my neck up on them. We got to... You know what I'm saying? All dreams spin out from the same web. Yeah, of course they do. Do you take PayPal?

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May the stars carry your sadness away. Yeah, I love that. I also... Yeah, I need you to get a little bit more right above my ears. 17. If the white man wants to live in peace with the Indian, he can live in peace. Treat all men alike. Give them all same law. Give them all an even chance to live and grow. All men were made by the same great spirit chief. They all are brothers. The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it. Wow, that's really profound, man. That's really profound. I just saw this on this website. I'm trying to think of what's been going on with me, man. I'm off of masturbation, so that has been nice. Actually, I have done it. I have done it. But I'm off of pornography. I'm off of pornography. I've seen some light pornography or semi-accidental, I would say, in the past 50 days. Two JPEGs in the last 50 days. I like that. My brain is starting, my imagination is starting to come back a little. In the middle of the day, I'll just imagine a damn ass cheek, bro.

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I'll just imagine an ass cheat, and I don't find myself thinking as much perved out. My brain isn't as perved out. It's like, it's nice. Yeah, my brain deserves that. I shouldn't be showing my brain all that booty and all of that ass and everything. So that feels pretty good. What else is going on? The holidays are coming up. I am excited. I got to take my niece to her first concert, dude. That was so fun. That was so fun, man. We went to see Laney Wilson and Hardie, and she'd been going through some things and she was my first niece that ever existed. I remember when she was born, I was just, man, she really... She really started to change our family some because it was the first thing that we all had that we could all care about for our own reasons, but that we all cared about it. We all cared about it. Our family needed that. We'd never had anything like that, really. She's always had a real special place in my heart. And she's cool. She plays soccer and she's amazing, right? She's funny, she's creative. She's got a huge...

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She adds, she's chatty, she's always communic. She got something to say or share. She's energetic. Yeah, but it was cool, man. We got to go see Laney. Then Laney let her come back and meet her. Dude, I was tough. It was just fun. That was really exceptional. We got to watch Hardie, who's been on the podcast too. Because people will always be like, When's your first concert? She can say that. But that was neat. If you're looking for one of the best gifts ever this holiday season, I got to let you know about something I got, electric E-bikes will impress even the hardest person to shop for on your list. They're just interesting. They're sleek and stylish. You feel like you're in the past and in the future. They have a very speedy. There's electricities in it. It's a bike and has electricity in it. And it's fascinating. It's a perfect gift for the explorer, the eco warrior, and the parent on your list or as a treat for yourself. And starting at just $799, these E-bikes are friendly on your wallet. Plus, you can get hundreds of dollars in free accessories when you purchase this holiday season at Electric, L-E-C-T-R-I-C-E, B-I-K-E-S.

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Put your head on my shoulder. Put your head on my shoulder. The old days, man, it must have been romantic back then, huh? Romantic boy. You see a girl and her skirt moves a certain way and the inside of your mouth just gets damp. You don't even need any gum back then. People was so horny, bro. People was so horny back then. You'd see a girl put a barrette on across the classroom, and when it snapped close, gud. Your butt would get wet. Boy, you bad boy. Your butt would get wet, I bet. Because you was so horny back then, brother. God, you was so horny. I remember one girl one time, she had a necklace or something, and it got caught in a button on her shirt, right? She had a pretty long necklace. I think it was a good necklace for our area, but it wasn't real nice. Nobody knew that it wasn't nice, though, because nobody had anything nice. It got caught in this button and she undid this button. At an angle, I seen a bra, like a lace bra, just a dam. It was right on the edge of her breast, and it was just like a damn titty-doily.

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It was just a damn titty-doily, baby. God, oh, my God. Every pimple on my face burst at the same time. It was like the fountains at the Bellagio. It was just... I mean, it was... Oh, my God. I didn't... And the inside of my throat got all wet. I could not handle myself well. When I was a child at that age, boy, you show up and you were just, Oh. You're God, I remember. I remember one time my shoelace got caught on something and I fell on the ground and just came. Your body just like, Oh. Somebody's like, Are you hurt, dude? I'm like, Yeah, I am. I am, and it's great. Keep hurting me. It just was a different time. Anyway, sorry. You got to get it out of your system, brother. You got to get it out of your system, baby. I'm going to do that. It's winter. It's nauta vombeur. You know that? It's native. Let's look it up and see what it means. What does Nauvomber mean? The 11th month of the year. What else? We got a call that came in right here. Let's hear it.

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Theo, it's Payton from down in.

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New Orleans. I'm wondering- What's up, Payton? Right there. Thank you for calling, brother. I tell Eli and Arch, I said, What's up? And Cooper. No, but I hear he's a nice guy. Onward.

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Why.

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Don't we see.

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More black ghosts?

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Where are all the black ghosts?

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I feel like they're underrepresented in the ghost community.

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Oh, dang, bro. Where the black ghosts at, man? They might be running late, bro. They could be just... I don't know what thatthat. I don't know what the afterlife is like. Maybe black people have been through a lot. They might be like, We ain't fucking done. We done. We done. We ain't doing we ain't showing up and you don't even get paid. Girls don't even get paid. We ain't doing that shit. I know that. But yeah, they probably could just be running late, baby. You know that. Come on. What else? We got another call that came in. And then I'll look at a little bit of news too. Hey, Theo.

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It's.

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Jake from Indiana. Jake. What's up, brother? Let's hear more.

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I got an issue.

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It's been.

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On me for a while now.

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How do.

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You deal with being a younger sibling of someone who's very successful and you just don't feel like you have the right tools to do what they did? And being a young man in a factory and that's all you got to your name, sometimes it feels like you're not doing enough with yourself. At least that's where I'm at anyway.

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Thanks for the call, brother. I felt this a lot with my brother. I felt other times where I feel less educated than him. He's less capable. Sorry, I'm not trying to make this about me, but I'm just sharing. I can relate to a little bit of that. But I think that you have to look at your family as a group in a way. You have to look at your blood as the marker for you. It takes everybody to get somebody out of the mud sometimes. It takes everybody. Sometimes you might have an older sibling that took a couple Ls, so you didn't have to. You might have somebody that's dealt with addiction or took abuse from a parent or something. Then you the next kid. One person's success is really a familial effort, Itry to think. I think if there's a way to take pride in it as a family, like, Wow, look what our family has accomplished here. We have a family member that's a great singer or a family member that's a great artist or a family member that is a teacher, a doctor, a nurse that started their own mechanic shop or that is a great father.

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That's another part we don't look at sometimes about success. Yeah, if somebody says, Hey, show me your success, would you show them? A picture of your family. Would you show them a picture of your family? Would you show them a degree you've gotten? Would you show them an award that you won? Would you play for them something that you made? Or would you show them a house that you had built or painted? I think there's a lot of things like that. Unfortunately, I think we have a society sometimes that doesn't measure a lot of successes like that, but that's just our society's choice at this time. I don't think that that's a realistic. I think that is an errorful way that we have gone off on. But what else? Yeah, man. But yeah, I think in trying to have... I'm fantasy, like I have a sister that's a nurse. Sometimes I wonder what she's doing or think about if she's giving somebody an IV or if she's sitting there joking, laughing with her coworkers or something. I'll almost pretend like I'm there being her for a second. My brother, he's a tree guy. He did trees for a long time, and now he is doing some more entrepreneurial, like trying to learn some arts and stuff like that and music theory and different things that he really and enjoys.

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Now he's doing different stuff. But I was always so envious that he had like a business. We had a handful of employees, but he woke up and he had a business. I don't know, there would be sometimes I would just fantasize that I was sitting in the work truck with him or I don't know. But yeah, it's hard not to be envious. I think some of that can come at times as normal. It's just like recognizing it. Also, I think if it's a family member that's had some success, they'll recognize the parts that you've had in the making of their success. Yeah, hang in there, baby. You got this, man. What else do we got? Somebody right here, praise God.

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What's up, D. O? My name's Clay. I'm from Lancet.

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What's up, Clay, baby. Hell, yeah, boy. And Clay, son, that's a very Native American thing, Clay. You ever meet somebody named Clay and then you just fucking try to shape them into something different? Like, Hey, I'm Clay. You're like, Burr. You're a bull now. Let's hear more.

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Right now, I'm machete in a tree. Yesterday I was going to the gym, and I got scammed. This dude pulled up on me trying to sell some speakers.

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The.

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Old trick, but they got me good. They got me for $1,000. Hard earned money right there, but love the podcast, love the show. Keep on going.

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Praise, baby. I'm sorry that happened to you. Thank you for getting it out of your system here. People get scammed all the time. 70 out of 100 people have been scammed. Finest, they call it. People get taken advantage of. But that's the fucking bro. Now you got to keep that machete on you, dog. Keep that machete on you. But yeah, you buy a couple of speakers, next thing you know, you open the box, and instead of some Rockford Fiskates, you just got a couple of just rocks in there. You got damn just two fucking… You got two 14-inch pieces of shale in there. You're like, Damn, brother. It's unfortunate, man. We got involved in a damn pyramid scheme. Somebody was doing glitter mining by us. A man came through over and bought a damn Gibson's parking lot, and they got about 12 of us. We lost all that shit, man. They never paid up and ended some marriages and everything. One of the marriages was illegal anyway, so they shouldn't even have been fucking, honestly. That was a blessing. You never know where the blessings are going to come in, baby. Oh, God. What else?

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Hey, Theo. This is nick, calling from Brooksville, Florida.

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What's up, big nick? And nick, rimes with Dick, D-I-C-K. Dick, they can say it. Let's hear more, nick.

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I was just wondering.

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Thought you thought I was going to say Dick, didn't you? Let's hear more, buddy.

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I wanted some advice from you. I just graduated high school. I became a welder, so now I'm doing that.

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Amen, baby. Way to get a trade right out the gate. Get a trade. Hell, yeah, dude.

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But I'm working night shift right now, so I really don't get to see a lot of friends, family, anything like that. I was always thinking that maybe when I turn 19, I might join the Law Enforcement Academy and try to go down that route. I just wanted to see what your opinions were on that and what you think I should do.

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Yeah, brother, I love it. I think we need more good officers out there and people, you sound like you can, are able to verbally communicate clearly. America, that's enough to give you a weapon and get you out there. I think you should do it, man. You could weld too, brother, that'd be sick. Just weld a fucking inmate to the back of a car or something. Weld that bitch in if somebody's real bad. If somebody's a killer or a murderer, you just weld them bitches. Just bead right along that door line and just weld them bitches in the back. Then put a couple of damn bees in there. A couple of God's fucking air Ninjas in that bitch and let them loose. God, I want you to be a cop. So yeah, I'm all for it, brother. I like your attitude. You're already creating possibilities for yourself. You're creating experiences. It's so crazy how the second you decide to do something and you go take the first step, the other steps are a billion times easier. It's unbelievable. I'm proud of you, man. Nothing changes if nothing changes, baby. You want to do something different, you got to do something different.

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Praise God, Daddy. Thank you, man, for calling. It made me feel excited for some reason. I think sometimes I live vicariously through other people's jobs. Kind of like I was saying about my family or people that are... Somebody calls in, or a bus driver or a farmer doing deliveries. There's things I used to love, like I used to love to get to paint. I worked on my buddy's farm and I would do over there and I would get stung by bees and bitten by animals. I loved it out there and they gave me a gun too. I fucking shot a... I shot a hole in a water reservoir and I lost my job. But anyway, sorry, what was I talking about? But yeah, some of them like to fan us. What else we got going? What's going on in the news right here? The Native American. It's Native American Heritage Month. I want to say thank you, man. I want to say thank you. I'm cool. I think I'm eighth something, eighth Pontiac or something. Yeah, my father had some type of Indian in him, and it was some South American Indian, but some of that blood flowed through him.

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And god damn, baby, she could grow grapes on that thing. My God! Tammy Maness. Tammie, man, it's nice to see you today.

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Thank you so much for.

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Having me. Yeah, congratulations on you got that scalp lava, baby. You got all of it.

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I've got it all fluffy today.

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God. And what, are you taking it for a walk? Is that a send? The way you set it up for a Sunday? How does it go throughout the week? The hair care? How is it?

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It does not crawl out freely during the week. But I have my friend with me this weekend, I have a family get together, and so we can coordinate with doing this and getting it rebraded. I have to keep it braided because otherwise, by the end of the day, my tail is dragging. All of my tails are dragging because it's actually longer than I am.

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Oh, wow. So you've really outdone yourself, literally.

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It's one of those things. It's like, Really? You tried to do that? No, just life happened. I have to.

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Have it. Yeah. Did you get forgetful? Were you in a coma or something? How did you get it that long? How long is it? It is.

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68 inches long when it's fully stretched out. I'm only 64 inches tall.

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Okay, so there you go. You've out, yeah. Wow, that's so long. And do you get scared? Because it must be a little risk in there. I'm mistaken you're a mistake near a box fan or something like that and your afternoon could change, you'd be in a neck brace.

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I know where my tail is. I'm pretty tail.

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Aware now.

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Like I said, it stays in a braid. Where I work, I usually wear a back brace because I'm old and it tames the tail. Okay, I see. When I sit down, it's funny. My nurse manager, she actually says, I laugh every time you sit down to draw blood because I automatically just throw it over my left leg.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's like I know where it is.

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That's beautiful. Yeah, there's something lovely about that. Does it almost feel like a pet? Does it almost feel like a friend or something?

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Oh, no, not a pet. It's something I've had for 33 and a half years now. So yes, it is a part of me.

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Yeah, I can imagine. Well, I have just a starter kit going on the back of my head.

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But I- Hey, dude, you got them all. You're good.

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Well, we'll see. It feels like me. Once my hair got longer, it just felt like me. It was like, Oh, this is where I'm always supposed to be. This is the way my head is supposed to have been. Do you feel most comfortable with your hair like that? Would you feel very out of sort, do you think, if you had to take it off?

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I saw something once and somebody had just come up and cut somebody's hair and it made me nauseous. I actually had a tail prior to this one back in the '80s, and I cut it. It was only probably about five or six inches, which I still have. I immediately felt this angst. I was like, Okay, they're going to have them. February ninth, 1990, I started growing this one. Yes, it has a birthday.

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Yeah. How old is it?

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It is 33 and a half. It'll be 34 years February the ninth.

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Praise God, baby. If we plucked a strand of it or a chord of it and we tested it, what would it test positive for? Because you.

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Got a long- Well, I told everybody I couldn't do drugs in my life because you can literally do a drug test on hair, and I would have been in so much trouble. But I've been a good girl. I don't do that stuff.

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Oh, yeah. Damn, boy, because I think there's just so much of you'd really be able to just... You could probably find the exact Friday night that you smoked a joint if somebody wanted to get real particular on there. What does your mother think of it? What does she think of your long hair and your world record now? Because you're in the record books, aren't you?

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Yes, I actually have my beautiful, in this world record book here.

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Yeah, that's so cool.

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Yeah, I said I've-.

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Show me your page. Let me see what page you're on. Wow, Shodi. That's awesome.

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But back to my mom, I said, Somebody made a negative comment once and they said, Oh, they must be so proud. I said, Well, actually, my mom's probably up in heaven looking down, laughing her butt off now. Yeah, my mom passed away a few years ago, but yeah, I think she would think it was hilarious.

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Oh, that's cool. Yeah, she's probably getting a good laugh out of it.

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Oh, yeah. She'd probably like, Well, it's just her hair. I'm like, his mother.

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Now, people, what are some of the nicknames? Maybe I was trying to think of something, maybe Billy Ray-Ponzo maybe, or I'm trying to think of... I like.

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That one, Billy Ray-Ponzo. I think I probably started mine for her. Yeah, it is. No, it's just the tail. Everybody knows me for my hair. I mean, people can't remember my name, but they go, I want the ones with the long hair. It was so funny because when I was on deployment with the State Guard during COVID, I was in uniform all the time. After I got off COVID, I got hired at the health department. I didn't have to have my hair tucked anymore because I did in uniform. The people were just like, You've always had that? I said, Yeah, I just knew how to hide it.

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You never know what people are hiding these days, boy, somebody- You never know.

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I.

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Work in public health. Tell me about it.

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God damn. Yeah, dude, you never know. Somebody will show you a mole that they can piss out of. It's just a weird world out there.

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I tell people I could strangle you and they'd be looking for a rope, okay?

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Yeah, right now we're talking. You ever done any light crime with it, Tammy? Oh, no. I mean.

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It's like with all the people out in the world, the hair and everything, no, and I don't need that career.

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Yeah. What about any long-term plans with it? Have you considered maybe doing locks for love or locks for lust even? Hell, I'd buy a damn half a foot and make a damn orgy towel out of it or something. I bet you got to realize you got the thread.

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That's why I was saying. Somebody said, You know about OnlyFans? You know, the feed hair? I said, No, I'd like to keep a decent image. Now I've had people say, So are you going to cut it now? I told the news person, I said, Let me think about that. No, I'm very blessed because not everybody's hair will.

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Grow long. That's a great point. That's a great point. Sharon was doing it for the people that can't do it even. There's a little bit of that in there.

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Sure, we'll go with that.

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Now, when you say if you go to heaven one day, right? Does the hair go with you?

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I hope somebody's up there that.

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Can braid it for me. Oh, yeah.

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Because I can't do it by myself. I have to.

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Have somebody to do it for me. Now, that's interesting. You have to have a partner, really, to get to keep that hair well.

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Yeah. She's been in some of the videos that Guinness put out because they did a whole photoshoot, which was really cool. They've done different videos and I found a lot of them online because this story got out, which was amazing.

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Some of the people that's got the video, my brother, who is more technological than I am, he actually filmed a whole thing where she took it down and he did it in fast motion, and then we did a whole time of braiding it because it takes her about an hour and 15 minutes.

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To.

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Braid it? Yeah, by the time she braids it and rewraps it because I put a little crotchet floss at the top, keep from getting so fuzzy, put the beads on the end.

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Oh, damn. I think you're getting it ready for church. What and how you put in it. You put any salve or something in it? What do you guys do over there?

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I joked with somebody because I asked, Are you getting any hair care product from those? I said, No, but I'm a ready-made commercial for main and tail hair and conditioner.

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Come on. Oh, yeah. I bet half the preekness gets fucking pissed if you walk by. They get real. Then ponies will show out, I'm sure.

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Yeah. It's actually a pretty good product, but I've used several things through the years, but I like stuff with argan. I have shampoo, condition, and then a leave in condition right before she braids it.

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Oh, it's beautiful.

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God, that's beautiful. It gets rebraided about once a week.

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It sounds damn majestic. Really, it sounds royal. It really does.

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I don't know. If you see it, it comes all the.

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Way up. Oh, yeah. God.

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Oh, yeah. I'm like, if I could get you. It's hard to show the whole thing just.

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That with the- Oh, baby. I get it, baby. -of its link. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's fluffy.

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You tell the Irish in me there with the Redish.

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Oh, sure.

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I'm like, That's impressive. I'm like, Okay, thank you.

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Now, you ever caught a lover on it? You ever put a little chicken liver on the end of it or a butter scotch or something and just you got a little toe line for you there.

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No, but I'm always careful from around cats because they think it's a building cat toy right there.

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They do it often. They don't have a heart do they?

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It's something I've dealt with, so I know how to deal with it. But yeah, it's a conversation piece. Yeah, well.

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It sure is. Well, it brought us here to talk to you today, Timmy. I just want to say thanks, A, for just doing something unique. It's fun to do something unique in your life, and people don't realize there's all types of ways to find some way to be creative or to be expressive. I think it's just such a nice reminder.

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I'm just who I am. That's what I tell everybody. I said, I just try to be nice to do my job well. I had one negative comment when I had several when all this came out and people were making some negative comments, and I'm like, They're talking about the state of the world. I said, Yes, I'm in healthcare. I understand how the world is. If this gives somebody something to smile at, laugh about, make fun of, something different.

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Oh, yeah.

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If it takes your mind off of stuff going bad, that's fine with me. I'm good with it.

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You could stand by any river in Louisiana, and you could charge a nickel every time somebody wants to rope swing off into that thing, honey. I'll say that.

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I wish I could make a nickel off every time somebody made a comment about it.

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I really do. No, that's fair. Hey, look, that hair tariff, baby, look, that counts. Is there a meetup? Is there a meetup for the Guinness World Record holders? Do you guys do an event? Do you get to meet the guy with the longest tooth or the sharpest elbow, or the guy who's been underwater for a month or whatever? Is there any - Not that I know of.

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I know there's mullet meetups.

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People have different. That's for drugs. Let's just call that what it is.

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That is. I might have to turn that job down as a judge next year I was asked about.

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I'm just saying the ones at the rest there are, I'll tell you that. That's for sure. God, bless those people. Yeah, we just wanted to say, Hey, Timmy. We know there's been a lot of hype and hoopla, and I've gotten tagged in so many pictures, wanting us to say hey to you and get to spend a little bit of time. So just want to say congratulations. Yeah, congratulations. And thank you so much for chatting with us today. We appreciate you.

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I know my brother is thrilled because when I first got the invitation, we couldn't hook up. And my brother was checking on my social media. I actually gave him the passwords, and he goes, Oh, my God! I'm missing the invitation from Philbon. I'm like, I don't have time to check all this stuff. I was looking you up. I'm like, Oh, crap, all those people. That would be the most boring interview he's ever done. He wants to talk to me? Okay.

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No, you're great. You're doing something unique. I don't have anything. I'm not going to say I've never been the owner of anything long, but I never really... God gave me what he gave me, and that's fine with us.

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Somebody said, You know, other people have long hair. I said, I know people who can sing, but they're not on the voice. It's just how lucky you get with what.

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You got. Yeah. Well, I'm thankful and I'm happy. Amen. I like your attitude. Happy holidays to you, Tammy, and thank you for your time tonight.

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You as well. Keep your mullet going. Keep it trim.

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You're good. Yeah, I'll see you all. Maybe I might see you in the mullet streets next year.

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All right. Hey, take care.

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Thank you so much. You too, darling. Bye-bye.

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Bye.

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Thank you, Tammy. Not often you get to talk to just a real vine of society right there. Just one of Mother Nature's damn just a fern of beauty. Oh, that's beautiful. That tail boy. You hang that thing out of a window at night, boy. Seven raccoonsel. Hump it, baby. God, praise God. Thank you, Tammy. All right, this is a call that came in. Thank you for hitting the hotline. As always, the hotline is 95664 9503. Let's hear this.

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Hey, Theo. My name is Alex. I'm from Denmark.

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Denmark, baby. Denmark did it. Yeah, Ricky done it. Denmark did it. Onward, brother.

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I want to start off by saying thank you for being you. I've been through a year of depression and watching your videos and your insights, everything from your humor to how you tackle the deeper questions in life. It's truly inspirational and it's been a big light in my existence, at least, and I am sure for many others.

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Well, thanks, man. That's a nice thing for you to say, man. Yeah, I'm just trying to do my best, man. Just trying to stay alive, baby. But yeah, that's a nice thing for you to say. Onward, brother.

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During this time, I have two questions for you.

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Number one.

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I have Asperger's, so I'm a Eurotism mob, baby.

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As you would say. Damn, baby. You got the Eurotism, baby. Game. Bro. We never fucking had that shit on it, bro. We never had the exchange rate on that fricking Tism, bro. That Tessim, or whatever they call it over there. Deesom. Deesom. We never had that exchange rate on that T-SOM. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. T-som. We never had that shit, baby. We never had it. So God, good to see you, baby. Fucking Deutsche mark, baby. With that Tessom. Fuck yeah, dude. I knew that shit would make it overseas, baby. You're all going to fucking get it. Praise God, boy. We're all going to be playing fucking Zeldas somewhere in hell, baby. Let's hear it. Onward. Sorry, man. Sorry.

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Onward. Tismout, baby, as you would say, which I love, by the way. How would you go about a first date? How would you ensure that date doesn't tism out fully? My second question to you.

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Is-well, first of all, this is how you do a first date, man. You don't try to do no sex. You don't try to do no titty. You don't try to do no booty, a whole or nothing. You do regular. You do communication. You do constant positive energy. You do learning. Get some coffee and maybe have a... Oh, shit, it's up already. Snack. Have a snack. You got to do something easy. Drop somebody off, get them an Uber. Don't try to make all the magic happen. Because then there's no magic left in the sack, homie. There's no magic left in the sack, baby. You got to leave some magic in the sack. That's what I was doing. If you have autism or whatever you got, baby, Asperger's, fucking Asperger's, whatever you got, dog. Fucking one of the Wallburgers, one of them has got the shit, Ronnie or whatever. Whatever. Just tell them straight up. Hey, baby. I'm that fucking spectrum donkey, homie. Tell her straight up. Tell her, Show her where you at on the spectrum. Bring a ruler. That'll help. Baby, you're going to be fine. A lot of chicks, they would love a dude who got a fucking problem.

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As long as it's an energetic one, as long as if you do yard work and you fucking get out there and you build a damn Trevoli fountain or whatever out of the leaves or some shit, she's going to love you, dude. If you build an Arch of Triomphe out of the damnout of some shit you're supposed to pull out of the garage, she's going to love you, brother, and that's God working with you onward.

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I've noticed in your latest few videos, you're wearing these really cool black aviator-style sunglasses. I was curious, could you share the brand and all of those? Because I would love to get them for myself and carry a bit of Thio's swag on my day.

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Hell, yeah, baby. These are these autism fucking blinders, baby. These are these tism blinders, though. They see me teasing. They hate that. Bro. Knock, knock. Who is there? Autism. Where the hoes at? Not here. I don't know what these are, man. I don't know even where I got them. I've been trying to find a sunglasses company that will partner something with us and help us get some awareness out there or get some sunglasses out there. Maybe we would do a good Tysm shade, maybe that would be nice. Because really, autism is just like God puts a filter on you or a shade in a way. It's like a unique shade that we don't know that much about. I think that would be pretty cool. One of our goals next year is to get into doing some supportive stuff. It's just been hard. I got to get some more help. This year we've really spent a lot of our spare time just trying to build the podcast, honestly. I haven't done as many solo episodes as some of that's been because it's been stressful... It's just my stress gets built up and it's hard for me to breathe.

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Yeah, I want to be in a calm enough place when I have these, when I do these so I can try to communicate earnestly from somewhere in my brain or in my feelings or whatever. And it just... Yeah, so I just... I just got to breathe more. So hoping to have a few more before the end of the year. But, dude, Denmark, it's so crazy, man. Thank you for communicating from Denmark and good luck with the disease and good luck with everything, brother. We love you, man. Praise God, baby. God is doing work, man. What else? Oh, somebody got a tattoo of us right there. Oh, that's beautiful, man. Be good to yourself, it says. Oh, it's still bleeding, Jesus. God. Okay, buddy, be safe. Okay, be safe. Oh, this one is cool. This one is the little gang-gang guy, the little animation guy that Bartosz does, and he's a Polishman. So if you wonder how the animation started, people say, Well, how did the animation start? Sometimes this man communicated and said, Hey, I would love to do something and find a way to do something together. And so here we are. Just funny taking that first step, man.

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All right, let's hear what we got here. What's going on?

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Hey. This is Riley and-.

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What's up, Riley? Let's hear more, baby. Do it.

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Recently at my middle school, there's this new kid that's transit.

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What the fuck is middle? Middle school? Middle school. What am I thinking of? Middle school? Like a what? Okay, yeah, sorry. Let's hear more, man.

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This new kid that's transit over the years since his new year. And all right, so he's cool and stuff. I know this might be offensive. I don't know. No offense.

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Oh, it's fine.

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But yeah, he's a big Black kid. And I paid him three dollars to my friend to... Like messing my friend.

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Okay, so you paid a brother three dollars a mess with your friend. Okay, we got it. I think that's called... What is that called? I don't know. Let's hear more.

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Definitely does. He slapped him and he kept on requesting more and more money and he keeps on trying to get me to send him more money and I don't really know what to do.

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Dang, homie, that's what… See, look, man, if you start a $3 brother, you can't be expecting $5 behavior. You can't be expecting $10 behavior out of $3 brother or any $3 hit man. I think you got to top him off with the extra that money. I get him another seven and say, Hey, look, this shit ends here, Daddy. This shit ends here because if he slapped him, damn, bro. You involved in damn crime, brother. You in damn crime, homie. God damn, brother. Yeah, that's look, I've been there. You start a couple of dollar brother on some low key crime, and then you can't fucking stop. He wants us to... Because sometimes people get motivated a little bit. It doesn't matter what the avenue is, whether it's for the good or the bad. In these days, crime, half of our government is crime. So hell, that dude could be a damn mayor in six months. But God, baby, yes. I say you hit him with that seven bucks, man. I might even pay it off for you, man, because I don't want you getting involved in some shit. I don't want you getting deep in shit.

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You're still too young, man, for that. God damn, brother. Oh, yeah. I remember I lent a dude $8, some dude with no fucking shoes, and he bought a bunch of dope, and I had to go down to his fucking family, and their door was inoperable or something. You had to go in and out right through their fucking window by the sink. You had to fucking climb up this plant pot and get in there. I was so scared, dude. They were in there fucking they had a cat that was dying and they were in there bottle feeding it. I was like, I do not need my $8. I am getting the fuck out of this shit. All right, this is a call that came in.

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Hey, PO. My name is Gabe. I'm from right around the Lewiston, Auburn area of Maine.

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Thank you for calling, Gabe. I appreciate it. Up to Maine, yeah, I've been up there and there was a John Travolta touched. Well, my buddy's dad, he said John Travolta touched his leg once up there on a ferry. He said he had beautiful legs for a 75-year-old. Onward to the main.

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I know you mentioned before you really like Maine. I saw you up here in Portland about a year ago when you came out here special. We just had our first mass shooting in Maine. It was actually right down the road from me at a bowling alley in a bar that I've gone to before and I've gone to the bowling alley quite a bit. I've always read about this stuff happening in other places and it just hits at home. Literally right down the road. I know a 14-year-old boy was killed and it was like a youth night at the bowling alley. I think our whole community up here is really taken back by it. And I didn't have any family involved. I just knew of a few people who passed away. And obviously, it's a small community and knew who they were. I just don't... I don't think anyone around here really knows how to move forward past this. I mean, with time, I guess. But I just don't know how people do it being in a bigger city and this stuff happening all the time. I mean, it's not normal.

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It's not normal. Yeah, it's not normal, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that's been happening in your community, man. Yeah, it happened in Nashville. Every year, there's a place that gets it, Nuvalde. Yeah, I don't know what to say. Maybe you're not even looking for me to say anything. Maybe just looking for somebody just to sit here with you for a minute. Yeah, man, I can do that. I can just sit here with you for a minute. If you need to feel something or whatever. Yeah, I can just sit here with you and care about you for a minute or try to. Sometimes when I try to care about people, I just... I just try to close my eyes and just think about how wonderful they are. That's, I think, how I do it. Let me think how I do it. Yeah, and I think I just wish I could do anything to make them feel better. But yeah, just know that people are thinking of you, man. When you said it's not normal, it's so true. It's not normal. I don't know, it's a good question. It's not normal. We shouldn't do this to each other.

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Other countries don't do this. I think every society is really an experiment. We've learned a little bit from previous societies that stays around, but societies get manipulated and compromised by different forces and dark forces. And then the experiment changes. But yeah, it'd be nice if we could go back to a time where we were just more connected to the nature. When you saw a deer, it wouldn't run maybe. I don't know. That could be fucking delusional, too. But also back then, a fucking raccoon, you might be looking at a deer and then two raccoons jump out the tree and fuck you up. That's the weird thing. It's like, is it normal? Does nature always just devolve into something anarchal? I don't know. I don't know. But I think it's not comfortable. I'm sorry that that happened in your community. I'm sorry that every year there's new communities where it happens. But sometimes I start to believe that we're going to get to faith. We're going to figure this out. We're going to get out of this. We're going to get out of this pain. We're going to climb out. The river can see the moon.

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In the distance of the seventh moon, the oyster listens to his family. Look, dude, I got to get... Look, I just need one of these sirens a little... Can you just fade this up a little? The tree learns his ways from the wind. Yeah, I understand that. I got to get this... I got to get this fade a little tighter, man. Do not change horses in the middle of the river. Yeah, look, man, I totally agree. I got four minutes I got to be up that on ramp. Yeah, you just tight, just decide to even it up a little bit, please. All right, guys, I've been on here for a long time. I'm trying to think. But yeah, I just got to remember to breathe, man. They must want us to breathe. God must want us to breathe because he gave us two places to breathe out of. You know? You could do it frontwards, backwards. You could do to backwards, frontwards. That's the only way you can do it, breathing. But anyway, sorry, I think my brain's just getting tired. I want to thank you guys for your continued support. What else? It's nice, man.

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It's a nice time of year. It's a great time of year to keep our eyes open and keep our hearts open. Do our best. Back off that wiener, baby. Let the Lord touch you. That's what I'm saying. Dehand that wiener and let the Lord touch you. That's what I'm saying, baby. I'm feeling that. I'm just feeling excited about that. Getting in touch with just better intentions and spirits this holiday season. What else? I feel like there's something I'm supposed to tell you, but I can't remember what it was. God bless everybody in Israel and Palestine. They got to figure some freedom out over there, man. Usually when you hear free a place, free Quebec, free Cuba, there needs to be some freeing. Otherwise, you don't hear it. You know what I'm saying? You don't hear the thing. You don't hear free America. You don't hear free Israel. You don't hear free Russia. You don't hear free Michigan. You don't hear it. Usually it's a good sign that they got to figure something out. But I'm praying for my friends in pain. I'm praying for those people in pain. It's a lot. Being alive sometimes is a lot.

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Anyway, sorry I didn't mean to get in a sad space there, but we got to go out and do our best, baby. I love you guys. What can we roll out on? This one will get us there. How about enjoy this one right here. You guys be good to yourselves, baby. You deserve it.

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Whenever you're down, out in the cold, faithless and dark, your story's untold. Come take my hand and walk there with me. I know a place where we can be free. There is a light shining for you, guiding your way, helping you through. Shadows and glue are all that you see. We'll find a place.

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Where we can be free.