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Papa John, some people. Two mediums and two liter of sprite as their lord and savior. People have different things that they love. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. Yeah. Here we are. I can't believe we made it this far, man. We're traveling into the future. It's the end of 2023. Time keeps on ticking into the future. I'm going to play a couple of little Christmas tunes. This is how I do it this time of year. Some of y'all know that. Let's hear a couple of little. Yeah, that's very romantic. Kind of earth soft. Very ICU Christmas, almost. If somebody's in ICU, you might play this while you bottle feed them. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. Ronnie, just drink you some of this milk, buddy. Drink you some of this milk. Yeah, that has a very ICU vibe. I think you're going to be fine. Ronnie, get you some of this milk. Ronnie, get you a little sip of it. Here's another one. That one was called a Christmas miracle by one man quartet over there. And I don't know where that's from or something. Sounds like some prison shit. Sounds like some whites in prison did it, or some Swedes in prison put that together.

Beautiful track there. We got something right here from Paris for Christmas. It's called a bagpipes up in that one gets a little too irish for he's a little too bag a little too irish for me. You know, it's like just molest me father and quit playing the tunes, you know? I'll let you touch me if you quit playing the bagpipes there, Donnie. I'll let you touch my. What do we else we got here that was by of north. And here's another one. Oh yeah, baby. My God, baby. That's what gets me going baby. Santa Claus is packing the press. I want to just making sure you, I just want to take your titties off your body and just put them into my mouth. Baby girl. Love me lord. That's a beautiful track right there. And that is by Stir Zetterberge over there. That's called merry Christmas baby by Sturry Zetterberge up there. And here's another one we got right here's like you pushing a senior citizen uphill in a wheelchair kind of. Don't worry, Pop, we'll get you there. Don't worry, Pop. Just keep your feet off the ground, Pop. We're going to keep pushing ya.

Something very romantic about that one right there. That's called going home for Christmas. That's home for the holidays over there. We got this one right here. Another one. Oh, whoa. That's that urban Christmas, baby. Come on. Come on. Santa. Santa here. Come on now. Santa. Santa, he out there. Santa. He in the streets. Santa. He in the streets. Santa. Santa, he doing drive by gifting, cooking chicken. Santa. Santa. Welcome to Atlanta, Santa. Welcome to Atlanta, Santa. And he got all his l's over there. Ti one of them. You know that. You know that bro. Ti le boosie. He at the front of the slay boosie, baby. Look, he might not even take you. Boosie. Take you wherever the fuck he want to take everybody, bro. Your Santa be like, damn, what we doing down here? We down here in Baton Rouge, baby. We down here in Scotlandville, baby. Boots, he done took us off track, baby. Why me down? Oh, that's Christmas baby. Well, I like to play a little bit of the Christmas tunes in the beginning there off of epidemic sound. I don't work for epidemic sound. It's a place you can go look and they have different just pieces of music and sounds and you can just go on through them.

But that was magic day by loving caliber and I love that man. I would love to be able to have the experience of having different ethnicity Christmases. Get you a little chinese Christmas baby. Get you a little pork fried reindeer, whatever. Get you a little cut of that. Get you some bach choy on some damn fucking grilled panda or whatever they eat over there. Merry Christmas. That's what I'm trying to say. Sorry. Stringing up these lights. I don't know if you remember some of the Christmas sounds music they had over the years. That was the thing that got me. Sometimes just the different sounds, you know? Then the first day of Christmas, I don't know if anybody remembers that. When my true love gave to me five onion rings. That shit was all like. That was fun. Like, I remember listening to that. That was always something fun to do with the family, you know, on the birthday. I grabbed my. Stringing up these lights. Christmas, blah. Praise God. Baby Jesus is born Jesus is born away in a manger no crib for a bed. Dude, Christmas music can be a trap. It'll make you think you can sing.

That's the only problem. It'll make you think. Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Christmas music will do it. Merry Christmas to everybody. Thank you for being a part of my universe. Sorry if I seem a little bit all over the place. I got off my medication about eleven days ago. I noticed that even when I was talking with Kat von D. It was hard for me to listen a little bit. I felt kind of erratic. Or not homo erratic. Just all over the place. Yeah, and I got a buddy that's homo erratic. That dude, he's all over the place, bro. And he's also hunting a little bit of that dude meat. You feel me? That freaking Christmas stick, baby. You know what I'm saying, boy? He hunting a little bit of that winter front rudder, baby. You know I'm talking about that Wayne boy. Praise God. Shout out everybody that's gay and everything. Gay, chinese, baby, lesbian, everything, baby. We love you guys. Black, everybody european. We all are coexisting here in the universe. And I'm excited to see us do that. Even better as time goes forward. Underneath the Christmas tree. Yeah, that was Vince Vance and the valiants.

I like them. Or else, though. Silver bells string out these lights. Sorry, guys, I'm all over the place. I'm happy that we're hitting the end of the year. The only guy that's got a lot left to do this year usually is you know who I'm talking about. Your boy Santa Claus, son. Everybody this year getting Ozempic. That's what Santa's just. Santa's been compromised, bro. I heard it's just a dude. Just with a sleigh full of Ozempic. Now that's what I heard, it's just some fucking white dude with a sleigh full of. They got. I heard they paid know big Pharma paid the North Pole enough. They off work this know it's just going to be a zimbic dealer. And people's on Ozempic, bro. That's that fat crack. That's what people calling it, that fat cane, baby. People on Ozempic, you'll meet a dude, he lost 1100 pounds, bro. In 45 minutes, the times have changed, man. It's a lean Christmas, man. It's just going to be a couple of big pharma reps just humming injectables out of a damn cessna all around the world, man. Yeah, I don't know if Ozempic seems safe, man. You'll see somebody, they're like, yeah, I'm 38 years old and I'm down to 55 pounds.

Yeah, thank God. I can fit into a lot of my same clothes I wore in fourth grade. My skin makes a weird noise when I smile. But other than that, man, I'm doing great. They start fucking glitching. They just start, they're like, I'm doing great. I weigh seven pounds. I can't remember who I am. My resting heart rate is two. But I'm doing well. I'm doing well. I'm doing well. I'm on Ozempa, blah. Then they start burping. You ever talked to that ozempic user? You start talking to them and then just. Did it start blowing bubbles like some, you know you do? You'll be talking to an olympic user. They'll just fucking eat a bug that flew by. You're like, what the fuck? And then just the side effects, bruh. Some Ozempic or Ozempians or whatever they call them, these motherfuckers, they got some side effects, bro. They're like, I can't close my eyes or I will shit myself. They're like, I can't breathe anymore, but I'm doing good. I lost 46 pounds. I'm going to heaven. You're like, what the fuck? Chill out, Melissa. You need a smoothie. Melissa, you're fucking losing your shit.

People are shooting up in their cars at lunch and no shade there, man. I'm just clowning. I'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings there, but bells will be ringing. I can't bend my knees anymore. Every dream I have has Katy Perry in it, but I'm doing better than ever. Can somebody close my eyes for me so I can get some rest? I losing my mind, I try to jump out a window to take my own life, but I only weigh 17oz. So I just floated back down to earth, flying cube Ozempic. Has anyone seen my children? But then you have the alternate guy, you have the guy like, man, fuck. Ozempic doesn't even hook and work. I've been on the ship for two years. I gain 100 pounds, man. I gain 100 hot pounds, man. Man. And then a guy blame his wife. My wife keeps fucking shooting the shit into me and I'm fucked. And then the guy will lick his lips for like 70 minutes and then pull a fucking beautiful little gum drop out from under his tongue or something or he'll keep a damn butterscotch up in his mouth and he'd been sucking on that know.

But yeah, I think Santa's just, that's, I don't know if Santa's gonna make it this year. I think he might have been taken over by big pharma. I wouldn't be shocked, but yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Santa's on the peptides. Everybody is. We all do things and try stuff to want to be different, feel different. I'm just fascinated by know. I've known women who are driving down to Mexico to get Ozempic or Olympic or whatever they got down know. Oh, homie, you're going to be fucking skinny, homie. Dog, if you go to prison, you can just right between the bars, homie. You're out of there, dog. They got nothing on you, dog. Yeah. People didn't realize like osempic is just fucking. You're free, homie. Vivala revolution. Papa Emmy du frame, they busted a lady with 60 grams of fake ozempic over there outside of a vineyard. Vines, all we can do is pray for. But still, this is real shit. It's interesting. It's an interesting phenomenon is what it is. That's a damn phenomenon. And people are using it and some people are using it healthily and some people are not. It seems like just like anything I had times in my life where I use steroids healthily, times where I use steroids unhealthily.

Dude, I bought a buddy of mine who drowned. He drowned because he, well, he was trying to hide from the police underwater. And you can do it, but you can only do it for about 40 seconds. And he drowned. Um, but yeah, I bought some shit from him once, steroids or something. I don't know what it was. Gave me a full body rash. It made it hurt when I would blink my eyes. And if you've never had that? Because every time my eyes would touch each other, it would like. Ah. Because you don't realize how many times you blink your eyes and you're just like. So. That shit was horrible. I had a full body rash, dude. That was crazy. My arms, they look like I had oven mitts on my hands. They were just. But I kept using the shit. I used all eleven weeks of it. So we all try things. We all try stuff. That was crazy. I can't believe I did that. Made me wet the bed at night, too. And I was already wetting the bed, so it was just real piss heavy time, baby. Praise God. Merry Christmas, guys.

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Like, I'm some kind of damn. Like, I'm just some kind of, like I'm athlete's foot or something. Just thanks for supporting me because you've helped this. This whole. We've gotten to do interesting stuff and talk to some unique folks, and I think because people have paid attention or tuned in or spent time since we've spent time together on here, that we're going to get to have other unique people. And that's kind of crazy because, dude, if I were me, I wouldn't let these people talk to me. But they keep doing it. Yeah, I'm excited, and it's been a lot of fun, and I hope it's been fun for you, too. And I just want you to know that I think about that. I think about making it interesting and fun for you guys. I'm just grateful, man. And I feel a little bit happy about it, too. I mean, I feel happy, but I've just really, in my heart, I feel, I think, just thankful. That's what I feel like. Yeah. Sorry. I'm trying to explain how I feel and feel at the same time. And for me, that's always been kind of a tough thing to know.

It's tough sometimes to feel and explain how you're feeling at the same time. But, yeah, happy holidays and merry Christmas to you guys. Yeah. I just can't believe what a year do we got to talk to Hulk Hogan. That was crazy. And who else do? Dana White. That was bananas and inspiring. Who else, man? Stavaros and John Vervecki. Just interesting. Know everybody. Drew ski. Just Caleb Presley, man, who's just a dear friend of mine. Some of these people have become just. I don't know. It's just all been crazy. Yeah, I got off my medicine, man. I got off my medication. I take Lexapro and I don't take a large dose. I think it was 20, and I got down to ten, and then I'm off. And it's been interesting because I've had a lot more feelings, man. I've had a lot more feelings. And some of it I'm grateful for, because I was just not having any feelings. I was just not having any feelings. Everything was kind of fine, and so I just wasn't having any feelings. And so I was like, I need some feelings, man. I'm making sure that I just have friends and stuff that know that I'm off of it.

So if anything seems too crazy, so I'm just trying to let my feelings just kind of settle or just get back to, like, a baseline. So I'm hopeful about that. And I've been making sure I do a lot of running and stuff to just keep my energy up. So, yeah, I just want to kind of have some freaking feelings, dude. On antidepressants, I don't have any feelings. People are like, hey, how do you feel? And I'll just be like, yeah, bruh, I'm just not having a lot of feelings, I think, on antidepressants, so I want to have some more feelings so then I can make some more decisions based on how I feel. So I think that's something that's really like a new adventure. Yeah, we've had a lot of beautiful calls, and we're going to get into some of those. Yeah. What do we have here? This one says, what's up with the twelve days of Christmas, right here. Let's hear it.

Hey, theo, it's Johnny B. John. And Christmas is coming up. And you know that song, the twelve days of Christmas? A dude giving his woman a bunch of stuff. And in that song, he gives his woman 17 birds, including.

Six geese, and.

I don't think a woman wants 17 birds, bro.

It's a euphemism, dog. It's a euphemism, man. That's what I'm saying, baby. They want that body bird, homie. That wainer, that skeet swan, baby. You know what I'm talking about? That fucking slurp warbler, dog. That's what they want. That red build blast oreo, homie. You feel me? That skeet parakeet, homie. You know what I'm saying? Suck me off. Suck me off. That's what they talking about, baby. That bust Mallard, homie. You feel me? So that's what you got to understand. It's a euphemism, man. This is a euphemism. They want that thing, baby. They want that yummin bird dog, that nut neck body ostrich baby, that bust mallard, homie. That's what they want. That's what they want. So you got to plan ahead there. All right, let's take another call.

What up, Theo? This is Hunter. I'm just calling. I've got a bit of a dilemma right now.

Do tell, brother. Onward.

Recently, I was making out with this girl and we was making out for probably 1 minute and I just busted a nut right there.

Oh, yeah.

And I don't know what to do. So I was just calling to kind of get your guidance on that and I just don't really know what to do.

Oh, yeah, budy, well, look, that's just some nut, homie. You're not a bad guy. You don't need to be scared or nothing. You're doing fine. I think. Who knows? If you were only making out, you might have a damn. Your ph balance might be off or something. You might have be like a plus six or something. You might want to get your damn levels checked or something. Or at least have somebody do that on you while you look at a nudie mag or something. Because you want to make sure you're not just vibrating so much if you get around a nipple that you're just sprouting and creaming all the time for no reason. Just sprouting and creaming. You don't want somebody to flip on a light switch in a distance and you fucking. Just fucking put your own eye out with that bust, homie. That fucking bust. But yeah, you're doing fine, budy. I think, yeah, your levels might be up or down or something. Could have been something you ate. Sometimes if I have some, what are they called? Like zesty little pieces. It's like a green bean, but it's fucking, it's for violence, you know, it's like peppers.

Like red peppers. I'll shoot a robin off a fence if I start popping off after that. But you're probably going to be fine, buddy. And it's okay. I think God just wants to warn you, says, hey, budy, you're going to be on the front lines for us because you like to shoot and just be careful. And second of all, I'm proud of you, man. I'm proud of you for ejaculating. Too many men feel ashamed when they ejac or whatever. And you out here busting and creaming and creaming and busting over there with your lady. And it's that time of year, too. It's winter, dude. If you ain't in the winter, buddy, what are you doing? That's a winter sport, buddy. So you out there just stirring your own eggs, buddy? Do your shit, daddy. Get out there and fucking get your shit, boy. Bust out, homie. Young killer. But, yeah, brother, I love you, man. And, yeah, you might just have that extra energy in you. You ever see somebody, they rub their feet on the carpet, and then they come up and fucking zap you like that? That might be you, boy. Your ph balance might be a little high.

We want to get that shit checked out, buddy. Or have somebody take your pulse while you jerk off and see what happens to you, buddy. You're doing good, though. Love you, daddy. Merry Christmas. Bells will be ringing. They say it's Christmas. This sign is Christmas. I love that. I love that season, man. What else? Let's take a call. That happens, right?

Uh, Mr. Vaughn, man, on your recent podcast, you were talking about. You're afraid to talk about certain topics because you don't know enough, man. You got to take that pressure off of yourself, man. I don't know nothing. I may even be cognitively deficient. I don't even know. You ain't got to know nothing, man. You just ask questions. You just have people on. Ask questions. Do your solo episodes. Just ask questions, man. You ain't got to know nothing. You're just throwing stuff out there, man. You're trying to figure it out like the rest of us. So don't worry about that, man. You just keep doing your thing. Don't be afraid. You mean a lot to a lot of people, man. You're making a big impact. So the more courageous you can be, the more people will follow that, and that's what we need.

Thanks, man. Thanks, dude. I think. Yeah. I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah. Thank you, man. Yeah. I don't know what I'm doing, man. I know I'm trying, but. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Yeah. I'm just trying my fucking best, man. Most of the time, anyway. I don't know. Sometimes maybe I'm even not, but, yeah, I think. I've just always felt so much pressure, man. I've always felt so much pressure to get it right. You better fucking get it right. I've always felt like I wasn't. Like I had to get it right or there was no value to me or to whatever, to whatever I was doing. It's like, if it's not perfect, there was no value. And so I think that's still how I operate sometimes. Like, I got to get everything perfectly. Yeah. And it's just impossible, man. And I'm tired of, like, yeah, thank you, man. Yeah. I think I did need to hear something like that. You better get it right. That's what I would always kind of feel like to myself. You better get this right. That's the voice inside of me. You. It never had any patience.

It never had any patience with me. The voice inside of me never had any patience with me. Um. And then. And then. And you know what? I don't have a lot of patience with myself either, which is kind of. Which I deserve to have some more patience with myself. Yeah. I deserve to have a little more patience with myself. Yeah. So thank you, man. I think I needed to hear that. I do feel like I can't do it all. I do feel like I don't know what I'm doing. I do feel like I'm trying my best. I do feel like sometimes I'm doing okay. I do feel like sometimes I'm not doing okay. Yeah. I feel like I'm also never going to live up to the expectations that I've set for myself because I set unrealistic expectations. Yeah. And I think I set unrealistic expectations because if I never meet them, then I'll always be not good enough. Yeah. Thanks for just making me think about questioning myself, too. Just asking questions. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with. If. I don't know. There's nothing wrong with me if I'm not perfect. There's nothing wrong with me.

It's okay. Yeah. I've just always put so much pressure on myself to be perfect. I've always put so much pressure on myself to be perfect, man. Yeah. Shit makes me angry when I even think about it. Like, you better fucking be perfect, or you don't mean anything. It's some old story in my head or something. I'm not saying that right now to myself. I'm saying I'm trying to just feel that story. You better. Yeah. Like, if I can be perfect, I'll show them that I mean something. Yeah. If I can just do things perfectly, they'll see that I have value, I think. And then you never can do things perfectly. It's impossible. Right. And so then I'm always setting myself up to not feel good enough because I make my expectations of myself unrealistic, and so I can never achieve them. And so I'm always just not enough for myself. So thank you, bro. Thank you for that message. It's like man, I got to get this right, or I'm wasting everybody's time. That's how I feel a lot of times, too. I'm just trying to say where some of that pressure feels like. To me, it's like, you're wasting everybody's time.

I think that goes back to old stuff for me or whatever. You're wasting everybody's time. You better get this right. Yeah, look, yeah. I appreciate you just saying that, man. I think sometimes I got to think about that stuff, and this year has been, I think, one thing that's been tough. I haven't had enough time to fucking think or feel shit. I just haven't had enough time to feel anything, man. Everything's just been so busy, and I think the world's just so busy. Mean, yesterday was one of the first times I went to an AA meeting. At the end, I went to eat with the guys at the meeting because I had some time. I was like, I don't have anything to do. Fuck, I fucking enjoyed that. Yeah. Sometimes we're so damn busy, we don't even fucking know. I don't even know myself. I'll get to the damn end of life and I'll sit there and be like, hey, who were you, buddy? What'd you like to do? I'll finally start asking myself the question because I just jumped on the train. I just jumped on the zip line. Yeah, but thank you, man.

Thank you for helping me think. Yeah, just ask myself questions, man. I used to love doing that, and it's just important. We got another call that came in here. Let me see what we can do.

Hey, theo. I was just wondering what the thoughts in your head sound like. Because mine sound like you. I ain't even going to lie. Me and my best friend and her dad were talking about it, and all of our thoughts sound like you, so I was just wondering what your thoughts in your head sounded like. All right, bye. Jesus loves you.

Oh, thank you there, little lady, little kitty cat. Jesus loves me. Thank you. I hope he does. And I hope he don't love me too much, either. They got these. Some people, like, they don't know what Jesus is doing. They just think he's being kind of zesty or whatever out there. But I don't know if I think just I love him. And, yeah, I hope he loves me, but, yeah, if he shows up and if he gets a little too zesty, I just wonder if he's like, the last supper was fucking. I don't know. I love him. Just tell him I love him. I don't know what the thoughts in my head. I don't know my thoughts, a lot of times, I don't know what they sound like. Some of them are fucking pissed off and some of them aren't even wearing anything, I'll tell you that. And, yeah, some of my thoughts, they just are, like, looking for me. That's what I feel like. My thoughts are looking for me and I'm looking for them, but we can't do it. But, yeah, I love you. Thank you. All right, we got a call here.

All right, so I got a question. My name is big Willie, and I.

Was wondering, what's up, big Willie? Let's hear more.

I'm trying to save up for a new dirt bike, but I don't know how to get some money. So I'm just calling for that. You know what I'm saying? Get any tips for me.

Thank you, Willie, for the call. You're trying to save up for a new dirt bike, but you don't have any money, and you're calling. You're wondering how to get some money. Get a job, I think. Get a job, homie. That's what I would do. I'd get a fucking job, Willie. That's how they do it. You get a job, they give you some money, you get a dirt bike. You get into an accident on your dirt bike and you are in intensive care for a long time. And that's how it works, man. That's how life works. So I think, yeah, you just got to stay on the path and fill out an application, Willie. Praise God, baby. Good luck, bub. What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual. Maybe someone who speaks two that's bilingual. Someone who speaks one American. Only 22% of Americans speak a language other than English at home. Start learning a new language this fall and be the exception, not the rule. Because with Babel, you start speaking a new language in just three weeks. That's right. I've been using it to learn more. Espanol. Instead of paying hundreds of dollars for a private tutor or fooling yourself with language apps that are a little more than games, Babble's quick ten minute lessons are designed by over 150 language experts to help you start speaking a new language in as little as three weeks.

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Hey, what's up, Theo? My name is Trevor. I'm from Kentucky.

What's up, Trevor? Baby. T rever, baby. That's how you break that down. Onward, man.

I just celebrated nine months of sobriety from drugs and alcohol, man, and my life's going great. Let's go. It really is, man. I fell in love with a girl.

Oh, come on.

I don't know if she fell in love with me or not yet, but we're going to see. But I'm definitely in love with her.

Let's go.

I don't know, man. I just wanted to say that, man. I'm thankful for you and your podcast, man. You bring a lot of light to a lot of people's lives.

Gang, baby. That's it. And Trevor got it, baby. Nine months. Tranta isais semanas, baby. That's 36 weeks, daddy. Trevor. Got it, baby. Nine months. Let's go, trevor. And you got to say it, baby. Yes. Say it. That's a part of this call I really adapted with right here.

But I'm definitely in love with her. And I don't know, man. I just wanted to say that, man. And I'm thankful for you and your podcast.

I just wanted to say that. That's the thing. Yeah. I don't say things. I don't even speak my own damn joy. Sometimes. I don't even let myself hear my own joy. Yes. Say that. Say that, man. You got nine months. You found somebody you like. That's powerful, daddy. You hear that? You hear that, man? You hear that, man? Let me think about any other man. Today's episode has been just all over the place, guys. I've had to start and stops a bunch of times. It's just been a tough time for me to get, like, a good flow going. I just feel kind of rattled, and that's okay. I don't know. It's okay. Everything's okay. It's okay. You know? It's okay. It's been a fun year, and I'm excited to see what next year could be like. And I hope that this holiday season is something that you make nice for yourself. I always realize that, and I always forget, too, that if I want the holidays or anything really to be special, I have to be a part of making it mean something. I need to show up. I need to be activated and be a part of bringing the joy and not just expecting to take the joy or receive the joy, or I need to show up with something.

It don't have to be something. An item or something. I mean, sometimes it can be, but if something's going to mean something, then it'll mean even more if I show up with the idea that I'm going to make this mean something. And that could be if you're going to take a ride with your child somewhere and do something nice with them or go shop, or if you're going to spend some time with your loved one and you all are going to go do something and to just try and make a little extra effort to make it mean something. A lot of times in my life, I've had opportunities to make things mean something, and I'll choose to kind of just be a curmudgeon or be quiet or try not to have fun. Sometimes I get afraid to be a little bit more joyous, you know? You know, so I think that's something that I wish for this holiday season is that if you're like me, sometimes when there's a chance to be, to joke or to have, sometimes I'll just get. I'll kind of shut down. Or if somebody else asks me to do something, I only want to kind of do my ideas.

So I just hope that this holiday season, I'm going to try to be a little bit more like if somebody else, I'm going to just try to go with the flow and help the flow, have a stronger current with my own attitude. That's really what I mean. I'm going to try that because it helps me, too. It helps me when I get outside of myself a little bit. Yeah. So I'm going to try that a little bit more this year. That's something that I'm going to look forward to do. Yeah. So instead of just continuing to ramble, yeah. I want to try to show up a little bit more this Christmas and be a part of the joy a little bit more. And even if the game is on, do things that are engaging with people I care about. Take a walk with somebody or fucking tickle some little bitch. I don't care. Do something that is. I just want to try to contribute a little bit more this year if I can. That's one of my Christmas wishes for myself. Yeah. And that's it, dude. And that's really, really it, bro. Silver bell, silver bell.

It's Christmas time in the city. Yeah. I don't know. I got a bunch more things on my mind, but I think I just am gonna. I don't know. I don't know. I think I just. I think I'm just gonna. Just sign off for the year, man. Just sign off for the year. It's been quite a year, and I'm glad we got to be alive this year together. Yeah, I really am. And that's all I got. Sorry to just keep dragging it. It's kind of like the end of a date. I feel like a little bit. You don't know where you want it to. You're like, just standing in the yard kind of talking, but nobody kind of knows what's going to happen or whatever. So that's a little bit how I feel, but that's exciting because that's a little bit of energy that's kind of fun. And so that's a good way to close things out, man. I want to let you know, as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503 and, yeah, just thank you so much for being a part of my life, for letting me be a part of your life. Thank you to our producers, Zach and Nick and Ben and colin for helping get this show done every year, every 52 times a year, week, every week.

And yeah, thank you guys. Yeah, I guess that's kind of it. I'm just fucking rambling. I don't know. I had an impossible biscuit or something like 7 hours ago and then I just been having some celsius. So basically I'm just like everybody else. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year's to you guys. And yeah, thank you for being part of my life and letting me be a part of yours. And I love you and I look forward to seeing you guys in the new year. I'm upstairs. Be good to yourself, baby. Gang. Merry Christmas baby. Raind is coming out to play Santa Claus is packing the press making sure you've been okay every Christmas honey. Deadly. The snowman's got to knock it back.