Let's go back to Views, the podcast where you guys wanted more sex on the podcast. So guess what? Natalie's here and Natalie's recently been extremely horny. So so let's just we're all going to listen to. I mean, that and we're talking about, Todd, the relationship between Todd, Natalie, and like as a joke, I was like, so when are you going to marry Todd? And that's like, oh, really? Like, I've thought about it.

Like, I was like, why was the conversation with my child? That was the gist of it is she's like, I'm like, would you say yes? And she's like, I don't know. Like I've contemplated it like that.

I marry you guys. Okay, first of all, no. What's the real story? OK, so we were sitting here and he jokingly asked me, he was like he was like, what would you do if Todd asked you to marry him? And I was like, right now.

And I was like, oh, I don't know, like or whatever. And then he was like, oh, my God. So you're thinking about marrying him? And I was just like, no, but I like, have I ever thought about it?

Yeah, of course. I don't know. Reacting like that is I see what you're saying.

That is pretty much like you're going well because then then we went down this whole rabbit hole. I was three here. We're sitting and having this conversation about like the idea of marriage and the way that I think about marriage and the way each of us thinks about marriage. And I had this conversation with Jeff and Taylor, actually, about you guys, too, about you and Todd.

We were like arguing whether or not you guys would get married.

And I was like I was like, I don't know. Like, I figured now he's not like the marriage type, but she does want to get married. But I was like, if she's going to marry anybody, I think it's going to be Todd.

Right. Why would you think that?

Like, if if you, like, wanted to get married, like, I think this is the guy. I think you guys are like, yeah, I think you make your match. I think.

Yeah. 100 percent interesting how it's like the perfect guy for you. Think about it.

That's weird because at the beginning the reason that you're like, why the fuck are you dating Todd?

You know, but now we get it, now we're good at it. Now we get it. OK, I completely get it. What do you mean?

That's just like the type of guy that is, like, perfect for you. I don't know what explain it, but yeah, I was thinking I just think about that really perfect. But then Natalie said that if she does marry Todd, she'll most likely also then marry someone else. Todd is just the first husband. Wow.

OK, that that makes me seem like a fuckin weirdo. But this goes into my concept of marriage. I don't like I don't really believe in marriage. I don't believe that, like you having a piece of paper and a ring on your finger makes it.

So if he proposed to you today, what would you say? Well, I think that would be a little inappropriate because I would just be really caught off guard, OK, and that would be a little weird if, you know, if he talked to you today and was like, hey, I'm thinking about proposing to him maybe in, like the next month or two.

I don't know, because the way that I like it would have to be very clear that, like, if I'm getting I'm 23, 23 years old, this is your first marriage and this marriage.

I'm twenty three. You know, like what's really going to happen in 20 years is like, are we really going to be together forever? I don't know. I'm not 23.

So you'd say yes to marry time with him, having to understand that you're probably going to get a divorce. Crying I'm down. I'm down.

But like, think about it for years because my thing is, like, I'm already dating him already with him in a sense. So like, what's the difference? Like, you're already together. Like I mean, I understand there's a difference between marriage and like just dating and whatnot, like you're living together and you doing all these things together or whatever. But like that's how I'm like I'm like that's why I never understand people.

Well, marriage is like the commitment that, like, not only you get to spend the rest of your lives together, but it's also the commitment of like you're going to father my children. Like, I feel like that in this situation is also like that commitment. It's like you saying, yes, to marry him is like, hey, can I put a baby inside you? I feel like it's a little bit it's kind of the same thing. Right.

You want children, right? Yeah. I don't know.

Is this the age you would want children at your children running around here right now? You can go ballistic. You give a lipstick. If there was like a little toddler, I have a job, you know, that baby would take precedence over you no matter what. And all the attention that goes to his diaper, that that's wrong with you. All the attention that goes to you.

I see Taylor feeding the little baby. Sorry, I start crying. Oh, it doesn't have to be the Taylor just said breastfeeding. No, Taylor, that's not what I meant. So that so the answer is the answer is yes. You'd probably say yes, I am in this moment.

Like if you ask me tomorrow, I would not say yes. Oh damn it.

Like I have to ride it out a little bit.

Would you would you would you be cool with him being the father of your kids? I think he's a really nice, genuine, caring person. I think that he would be he will be a good father. I don't know if I want him to father my children right now in this moment because I don't really want kids in this moment for a little bit.

But I. You want to be a hot mom.

I know I did have this thing where I was like 25 and have kids, a hot mom, but like, you know, things change first. All right.

Sing Happy. How about if you got the first moment? I saw it sitting there, but I didn't take it. I took it all the way down.

I said last night I went to dinner and as with my friend, who's like kind of obsessed with celebrities and like she's visiting me here in L.A. So like, every time we go out, she's, like on the lookout for celebrities. Right. And she went to the bathroom and she comes back running and she's like, oh, go to the bathroom. I'm like, what? Like, I think it's Jaylo. I think A-Rod. No way. I tried it.

And I was like, well, OK. So I go to the bathroom. There are two stalls, one for girls, one for boys. And there's like a line. And so I like, pretend to like, go and look in the line and there's Jello. And I was like, oh my God. So I sat there. A-Rod comes out of the other bathroom and then like, walk past us and then the line just is not there anymore because they were all her bodyguards that were just in line.

So then there was no line. And then we'd go into the bathroom and it smelled so bad like it was I think A-Rod went in there and just shake his fucking brains out for me and probably jail, too, because both bathrooms smelled terrible. And then they just left and both me and my like went into the bathroom. So I actually had to go and I was like, oh, my God, it's so bad you're trapped in a log.

You really dropped on. It was so. And then like, you couldn't stop talking about it. She was like calling her mom, mom, mom, I just saw you in the bathroom and she like shit right before me. So like me, just not on the same toilet, freaking out. I really don't know if I could have been a sewage problem.

We don't know. Let's be fair to A-Rod. You might not have taken a big dump in there. A-Rod, if you want to. Come on, I say this right now, clear your name. It was me. I was you. I was at Paracha. You know, I will say this.

I fucking the worst part of going to like any public bathroom is what it smells really bad. It's not like enduring the smell. It's when you walk out of that public bathroom and now you have to explain to the guy walking in next that what what is in there is not you exactly like that's the worst. So, like, you know, it'll be like really smelly. You'll be walking out and the guy's waiting and you'll have to go, what's in there?

I have nothing to do with the man. I that's that's like that's the toughest like that's the toughest interaction you have to deal with the bathroom.

Have you ever done that. That was you say you've done that literally. I think I've done it like six or seven times to when you ever done that. No, you've never left a smelly bathroom. I've been like, yo, be careful in there. That's not me. Maybe to somebody that I know.

Yeah, I feel like the last person I do it to, somebody I know, to random people.

I always say that you don't like what I would say. More like you. Come on. You was like it smells really bad in there. Like it was like that before I got it.

But something but I guess like that's what you would say to if there was you that did the smell to like even if I was like took like this massive disgusting shit, I'd still be like, yeah, I was the last guy I had fucking nothing to do with that shit.

But it is really embarrassing when, you know, they're like people in line, especially like if if it's a public bathroom and like it smells like, no, you're going to walk on, it's going to smell like shit. Right.

The worst is when you have to use a bathroom and it's so close to everybody. That's the worst. Like this one. Yeah, the one here. We have one in the living room and it's like right off of it's right off of the couch. And when my guests come for business meetings, they'll go, where's the bathroom? And we'll go right here and we'll we'll put it right here. And then they'll go and it's like it'll be the back of, like, fucking Pepsi taking a piss.

And like, everybody here is him taking a pee because it's so close and it's such an awkward thing. And like one time we were at a meeting and one of the guys got up to go pee during the meeting and he was peeing for a really long time. And the guys are pitching us something just started fucking cracking up because the pee was so long and it was so loud. And we all heard in the living room he was like, fuck, we got to move this fucking bathroom or we got a bulletproof and soundproof, that fucking room or something.

Earlier today, this is a big one. This is the big story of the podcast, if this story, if there is you know, if there are stories and there are stories.

Sure. This is it. Is it involved not only fucking up?

No, no, no. That's just the story. This is this is big. Illia went to go see a girl today. Who.

Oh, why is that a big deal, dude?

Why you broke the hook. I fucking knew you would react like that, bro. He he comes into my ok, ok. This entire week. This entire week.

I've been such a dick.

This entire week I've been like, bro, why don't you tell me when you hook up with people like why are you leaving me in the dark like I'm your friend.

You need to know because it's just like I think L is one hundred percent. It's all we fucking talk about is everyone's dating life sucks everything. And Éliane never tells us about shit right now we're close friends. What the fuck is this supposed to make me.

You know, but so I've been giving him shit for an all week. So today at like two thirty pm, he walks into my room and he goes, Hey man, I'm going go see a girl. I'll see you later.

Hagel, Waimanalo. Are you like you can't just fucking leave after dropping that on me. It's like, it's literally like coming at me like I just discovered fucking new chemical. I don't know. It's a big deal. Not a big deal.

It is a big deal. So how is it a big deal. Exactly. So I start asking him all these questions like why are you asking me all these questions?

And I and I tell Natalie about this later and I go now seeing a girl and she starts asking me all these questions and she goes, where is she? Do you know what she looks like? What is? And like, I'm like I'm like, no, but I asked all these fucking questions to Ilya and he wouldn't answer shit. Come on.

It's not like I'm going to see this girl that, like, I'm in love with and like she's going to be my fucking wife. Like, I'm just I just.

Hawkgirl like, yeah, I hung up the girl who fucking cares, like we care how it works is I fucking I set up the date and then I go and then you guys just never know. And that's just how it is.

Like what is the big David and Jason like when they're texting a girl. We're all, Yeah bro, I'll go outside and I'll find a girl on Instagram and I'll show it to Ella Taylor. Now I'll be like, What do you think? You think she'd want to move with me back to Chicago? I go through every day. I'm planning on I'm planning on my entire life when I see a pretty girl, don't tell anybody like.

Yeah, I just don't feel like it's necessary to fucking go through all that. If you want to keep that private, that's one thing. But it's not even about keeping it private. And I don't like it doesn't matter. Understand it obviously matters if we care. OK, what does not matter to me though.

But it matters if it mattered to me. OK, ok. If it mattered to me. Right, I go going you're going to see this girl. So anyway, I asked, I asked him about that, I asked about this girl. I asked about this girl. I can I can I just fucking please. She can see this girl and she's like okay fine. So you guys Instagram all of a sudden she's on fucking private so he can't he can't get to her Instagram fucking Topsy.

All of a sudden she goes to different school, doesn't have a fucking cell phone. So I asked so. So yeah.

So then he and then he goes, how far away was she. Malibu. She was in Malibu. Euthanized. OK, so this is going to ask you this. This is what I asked her to. I was like I was like I was like, does she have friends? And he was like, yeah, yeah. That's what he thought. He was like, oh y you want to come? I was like, no, look, I'm like, what kind of a house are you walking into?

Like, are you walking into a family gathering people there. She's home alone. Like what's the situation? And he's like, oh I don't know, I think she's alone. I'm like, how do you not know? Like you said, no. Right, Alex? Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. So fucking weird. You know, it's not that fucked up because all too easy.

No, it's not. Typically it's like it's whoever I'm hanging out with is just that person. Hold on a second. How often do you hang out with girls? Not often.

That's also, I think, a reason why. How many times a month?

Maybe twice what? A lot of.

Yeah, that's two more times than I thought.

Oh, I was coming since you've moved here that you have never even like, seen a girl. Yeah.

Oh I was too. I thought you take a different I thought you take like different streets like just to avoid women at all times.

So you never talk about them and you're literally always here. Yeah. But like I don't see the point of talking about them, you know what I mean. Because we love it. OK, so what happens.

OK, so every time now that I'm going to be fucking hanging out with the girl, I'm going to let the whole house know.

As a matter of fact, I'm going to Instagram my story. No, you don't have to tag you in it.

But just like be like, bro, every one of our guy friends will know when they're hooking up a girl, they go. Alex, Alex tells you every time you hook up with the girl, Alex, who knew when he fucking lives in Connecticut compared to where we are. Yeah, I think the people I see every day who tells you who they're hooking up with. Jay texted you guys. I'm hooking up with this girl. If I were if I was with Zane or fucking.

No way tell you. Yes, they'd be like, look who I'm hooking up with tonight. Bullshit. Yes, I was fucking weird. I've never done that before. I don't like doing that. I do. I did that. I did that the other day with somebody I matched with and I showed it to Brandon and he was like, oh yeah, I fucked her.

That's a little bit I think it's weird.

OK, so this is like I think girls are definitely different than guys. Like guys are way more private about this stuff. But like for me as a girl, even if it's a guy, I don't give a fuck about you best. I believe there's at least one girl that knows every single thing, as soon as he fucking takes me, that screen is going to stop. It's crazy. You don't even show me any messages with the girls, which is like I feel like like feel like he needs advice, but he's like not asking anyone to know.

Maybe he doesn't need any advice. OK, so what happened today? You went to the state. Let's get to it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how many people were in the house. Just Hanai. Oh my God. You hit the jackpot. Was it a nice house breakdown happened. I'm not breaking shit down.

Oh, you're not asking me about my fucking the girl at all?

No, they don't know about her, Joe. You know about her. I'm his best friend. Son of a bitch. Joe. Do you know about her?

Sort of. What do you know? She's nice. She's lovely. This Joe doesn't know anything. The only thing that know David so fucking crazy right now that you know about the girl, because the only thing that Joe knows is that. OK, ok, OK. So what happened? What I think fucking happened, bro, you just got there and you spend it all with no fucking way. I really got that. I said that I was so nervous.

I just fucking I was there the whole time. The whole time. Yes. That was weird. Oh she she's like this. Like that. She was like I love that wall to. That's what she said. When we can talk about something. Come on bro. What the fuck you're being, you're being a dick. I'm not being a dick. You're feeding your reasonings not even to keep it private.

But what if she hears the podcast that's gone and told our dad, no, I didn't go bad. OK, does she have Brown? OK, and then you saw her today. She opened the door for you.

Did I fucking hate you? Come on. You don't like a big match. Important at all. OK, hold on. OK, why can't you why can't you give us a little bit more details.

What details do you want. You guys have sex and house. Did you guys have sex to move. Did you guys have sex.

I'm going to watch a movie at three p.m.. Yeah, I was watching at 7:00 p.m.. At three p.m.. What are you watching. Hey, Arthur, what the fuck is on that car that we fucking we may have gone to the beach.

You had sex on the beach. Oh, well, it wasn't what happened. Nothing. Did you have sex? Yes. Oh, wow. You couldn't even fucking build it up to that point. We have to fucking get off my dick.

Oh, no. Looks like she didn't mean that.

You know why? Because, I mean, actually, I don't know, because he's fucking weird about this. But like, I feel like if you haven't had sex in a while, you'd come in here when he came back pretty happy.

If I call bullshit on the whole thing. What, you think he didn't see a girl? Did you know what I think he did? I think he sounds fucking suspicious, Dave. He took his new bike, his new Ducati, and I think he fucked its exhaust. I think he loves that new bike so much. I think he put his dick in the exhaust by the beach. Granted, maybe that part's true. I don't think he hung out with the girl, but I don't either.

I call suspicious Antwerp right here.

Right now. It's our job. Fucking please. I'm a sergeant.

John. Sorry I called you John. I'm just so pissed that you are going to be pissed that John l the thing is, you never tell me about girls.

I'm not telling you lie. Yeah. You never tell me either. You a little bit on your feet. I don't care. I want to know.

Okay. You don't. Yes, I do. You don't. Yes, I do. You told me about maybe one girl that you lie. I'll tell you about a girl right now.

Her name is Natalie Portman. So good guess. Guess what happened.

You'll probably think this is crazy. This girl. Damn me. She goes what Ellis said was so normal on the podcast about nudes.

Oh, you talk about that for a sec. That's what that's what she did to me. And I responded, haha. She will be happy to hear people agree with her. And she liked it. And she had me saying, yeah, I love the podcast. And I responded saying, finally someone and she goes, not just anyone, a five foot two Latina who is great with airports.

And I go, bullshit your five foot two.

And then she goes, bad ass sounds perfect. And she says, Bad ass. Sounds like your wife. Sounds like your wife, your wife. She lives in Toronto.

Now, tell me about how you got to the beach and how you had sex with her.

I fucking tell you my reason, DMF we're going to do this shit.

No, we will. At this girl. Are you being an asshole? You're being a fucking asshole and being so cool with you right now. I'm your friend.

Let's move on. Joe and I have a story. Would you guys fuck each other on the beach? Because that's the only the only story I want to hear is about people having sex on the beach. Are you jealous? You have jealous. This is pretty funny. We can I just.

Okay, go, go, go. Dancing. She goes, who's Dick? I got to suck to take you on a date, Jack. I know the answer is David. And I said I'm pretty flexible, I.

Yeah, and then we just talked for a little bit. That's pretty funny. I had a girl tell me the other night that she'd want me to dress up as Dr. Phil and have sex with me. Really?

And I thought about it. I really considered it because I had had sex for so long and I really thought about and I was in my bed and I was like, You're in your bed. I was in my bed and I was imagining I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I can't do that.

You're in your bed and you're just you look inside your closet and just one light shining on the Dr. Phil outfit and you're just like, should I get it?

Should I get it in that outfit? Just like a superhero being called to back to where she wanted to call you Daddy.

I guess I don't know. I'm not sure I was so fucking horny last night, so I dislocated my shoulder yesterday. That turns you on. So I dislocated my shoulder. Yeah. Boxing yesterday. And my shoulder was like in so much pain when I went to bed. But for whatever reason, I got so fucking horny at like 3:00, 4:00 a.m. I got up and I masturbated, like with all this pain in my shoulder, you see, the other hand, I can't use my left hand masturbating, really, can you?

Yeah, I can use both both hands. Yeah. I'm ambidextrous. You could exacerbate because one of your your your shoulder was dislocated. Why don't you call me. You want me to. You wanted to do it for me. I'm your friend bro.

Right. Right next to everything I complained about. You were jerking off without me. Are you kidding me.

No, but ok. Anyways, when you guys were gone in Utah, Joe and I wanted to like play a little prank on you.

Where I brought a girl over the prank is that Illiad pretends to have sex with a girl while you're away.

Like just just in his own room.

Yeah. Yeah. But not not all girls. So it would have been it would have been two girls. It would have been a girl like comes in. Right. And then like I don't know if I can. Taylor has like her notifications on the phone. So she looks and she goes, Dave, Dave. And then like fifteen minutes later she gets another notification. It's another girl that comes in and you're like, well, what the fuck is going on?

Right.

Like a gang bang. Right, right. Anyways, I was going to do that, but we ended up not doing it.

But one of the girls that that Joe, like, wanted to come over, that's that's the girl that I was that I sent you. He sent you a picture of her. And I said that because she was actually going to come over that night, that was the girl.

But she was like for the bit for the bit.

So when I was explaining it, EYLEA sent me a picture of this girl that I was hooking up with. And she looked like a porn star. Right. Is she a porn star? Playboy. Playboy.

I had to reverse image search on Google. Did you? Yeah, I put her into Google and I reverse image search so I could see more pictures because he cropped out her Instagram intentionally. Yeah. So I wanted to see you. This girl is and I fucking spent like a good eight minutes looking up this girl. I texted the picture in an alley. I was like, tell me what you can find out on this girl.

That's why you didn't respond, right? At this point I'm talking about now. You fucking wonder why I don't if I can tell you. Well, the reason I'm not sure the reason I have to do this is because you don't you don't tell me.

OK, so like a fucking, like, overbearing father right now. So. Yeah. So fucking Jojo's talking to this girl on the phone. Right.

And I'm trying to explain to her this shitty prank that we're pulling on you. Yeah.

And she's like, oh, so your friend's a virgin. And this goes, no, no, he's not a virgin. I hear that. I'm like, Joe, give me the fucking phone. Let me talk to her. I grab the phone like I'm not a virgin. I promise I'm not a virgin. She's like it. After we finish the photos, maybe we can, like, trade, smoke or hang out, watch a movie. It won't be weird.

It's like that's exactly what a virgin would say. Yeah. Yeah. And so did she come by.

No, she gets really nervous. Alex is a virgin is fake date got cancelled.

The premise of the story is Joe painting me as a fucking virgin to this girl. Man, it's so fucked up of you Joe.

I paint you as a virgin too fucking with the little stories you told me. Yeah. You act like it. It's not a big deal.

Oh, is that why you you've been calling him a virgin for the past week and a half? Yeah, I'm trying to spread that rumor. Yeah. You got like he this is a new joke.

It's like, you know how he gets mad when you call him. Sure. Yeah. The new one is a virgin. And like the other day we were in the office and Joe kept calling him a virgin and really got so mad.

He guess I was like, don't get it. I'm not fucking magic to prove it right now. I'm going right outside. You're going to watch me. And he goes, it is it's the story. How do you make the video? He's like, Let me tell him that I'm virgin. And he goes, OK, I'm a fucking virgin. I'm going I'm going to post it. And I just just like, no, don't bother. Just wait for my video.

Then you go, oh, my God, yes, I'm a virgin. The day we were here, remember, and someone came banging on the door, this is like this random woman. She's like she's like in her early 20s came banging on the door. She's like daybed. And she screamed and we went out there and she just had like a panic attack. And she was like she was like, never mind, never mind. You can't you can.

You can't help me. You can't help me. And fucking stormed out of our driveway a random. Strangers just stormed out of our driveway and fucking the knocked knocked the neighbor's basketball hoop over, made a loud noise, and we followed her all the way back to the subway station because we're like, what's wrong with this girl? Let's talk to her. She's been here two days already, like two nights. She just sits outside on the curb. And this time she had built up courage to come knock on our door.

And and then fast forward a day later, I get a text. It's from the neighbor.

And it's like someone keyed the Bronco and the Bronco had like symbols in it, like letters like not like keyed like a scratch, like full on symbols and like sketched into the car and then had my name in it to like David spelled out like, you know, the D was a triangle. The was a triangle to you obviously trying everything was like, like Kaede and like properly keyed and like there's like a there's like an image of like a like there was like a picture in the car and the Ford Bronco really expensive car, really pretty car.

So I go out there and I go check and the girl that was there that night is sitting right next to the car. And I go, hi. And and she's like, hi.

And I did you see this car? And she goes, I did. I'm here to apologize. Oh, my God. And I go, OK, explain what happened. And she explains and she goes right back into like being not all there and really scary. And I don't know what to say. And like everyone else texted me or Matisses, I'm going to get away from her like this. She could be dangerous, whatever. So I so I tell her I sit down there and I was talking to her for a little bit.

She just fucking she obviously just needed help and and I tell her I'm going to call the police, I'm going to call the police.

But you have my word like I'm not going to get you in trouble. I just want you to get help. Is that OK? Right. And she goes, yeah, that sounds good to me. So I call the police. First of all, call the police here fucking. Have you ever call the police here? It's a they don't come they don't come for shit. Right. I was Stretford for three times because when you call the police here, if it's non-emergency, like if you're not being held to like with a gun to your fucking face, they don't care.

And that's that's totally fair because they're busy. Right. All the fucking shit going on. So I got transferred three times. That's three times different police stations. And then they finally they finally came. The neighbors told me that the other night they called the police because she was banging on everybody's doors and they never showed up. And they call two hours later and they were like, do you still need us to come?

They just they never showed up. Yeah, the police never showed up. So so I'm sitting there with her waiting for the police and and I'm just like, so why did you like why did you come here?

And I'm like, do you know who I am? And she's like, Yeah, I know who you are. She's like she was like, I was watching your videos. I was watching all your videos. And then and then he told me to just go for it. He told me to just go for it. And I was like, who told you? And she's like the guy who's in my head. He just told me to go for it.

And and then she found my address and she just showed up at my house and she's like I was told that if I came here, everything would be answered. And like, she kept coming to my house every night because she thought she was going get these answers. And she's like she's like every night I came here, I got an answer. I got another answer. And I kept coming back for more answers, more answers. And she was like, not there.

I'm like, are you on any drugs? And she's like, No, I swear to God I don't do drugs. But she was obviously very disturbed.

So, yes, I mean, nothing really happened. The police came. They were super, super fucking nice.

I mean, it's sure that I was like like she just needs help and they're like, OK, we're going to get you to a hospital. And she was like, OK, she was super compliant with them. And then the cop, the cop came up to me. She's like, how does she know where you live? And I'm like, I, I do social media for a living. And the cop goes, I. Did you post your address on Internet?

And I go, I go, I go, I go, no, no, no, no, she's just I think she's just like saw some of my videos and she just she kind of just found it. And she's like, OK, I see. I think what you're going to want to do from now is you're going to want to change your name on social media.

And I go. I go, no, I think it's too late for that. And she goes she goes like, how about you just even even if you just take David and you, Sean, into D and I go, that's not going to help.

I was really funny explaining to this woman that, like, I just like I can't go back like Tom Brennan. It's a new name like, Hey Tom, I just seized my fucking name from now.

And I go about with Tom Brandon and Jason Nash. Welcome back.

Yeah, but yeah, no. And then she they took her away. Just such a fucking crazy thing that this girl was just like and really fucked up Natalie's car.

I felt bad.

It's like it was nice. You took the time. You made it better for her. I hope so. She come back. No she hasn't. I think they take her to a hospital for like a night or two.

And that's that's why we need to move.

Yeah, but that's why it is dangerous that you like. We're talking to you because. I know, but I was there and I was like close enough where if she, like, pulled out a gun like I could, I could have really kicked her over to what? Man in the stomach? I had a whole plan. What would you do? Well, she was standing right by the curb. So I was like, if I push her a little bit, she'll fall on her butt because she's already near the curb.

You had just that out in your brain. I had it like Iron Man. I fucking I was like, there's a telephone pole there. If I if I cut into here, it will fall right on her.

And then and then if I throw this lemon peel at her feet, she'll trip in just enough time to get over to the motorcycle, you know. But yeah, that was an interesting moment.

Well, I want to talk about something. Elías fucking hobbies is hobbies are bad. No, I'm the amount of time that he goes between being obsessed with something and then not being obsessed with something. Since I've moved here, Illia has made me also buy a skateboard roller blades. Now it's a bike. Then it was and it was boxing outside. You know, we bought the fucking thing where like boxing outside in the house, then. No, I'm over that now.

It's raining. And then I fought over boxing. I fucking know. OK, and go to running every day. Yeah. But she has a point. You know what's wrong with it. You just go through a lot of hobbies.

That's why I think I'm scared for your friend because I going to get over a real quick look now.

You know, like that. Yeah.

It is the type of guy like if you watch NASCAR with him once. Yeah. The next day he'll go out and he'll be like, how do I get my own NASCAR?

But his next step would be like like maybe I should do some research and see when the next race is on or like maybe I should go see a racing person. His next logical step would be like, I want to race one of these. I want to be number thirty nine. That's so true. OK, it's like the bike.

You talked about the bike one day. The day after what bike? Motorcycle fucking ball. Oh yeah. What about it. I'm saying I read it every day. What so you didn't, you don't like think about things. You're like, yo, look at this bike, it's sick next day you fucking body. You're very impulsive.

You wanted rollerblades, you drove an hour fucking. But that's not bad, right.

It's not a bad thing. You seem more impulsive than you. Yes.

Yes, yeah. The only thing I'm like the only thing I'm like that Azealia is about hobbies is food. That's it. Yeah. Like I'll go through food and I'll have my moments of food.

Yeah. Because I remember meeting you and being like, wow, David's like David really goes all out, he doesn't give a fuck. And then I met Illia and it threw me a little bit because I was like, oh he really doesn't give up now.

Yeah. All those different areas like Elías, like we'll be at a bar and someone will ask for a shot and he'll bring back thirty. Yeah.

Yeah. That's that's him. Right. Me. I'll be like, can I get the cheaper one. Like I'm like I'm like do you need the most expensive one of just going to go down your fucking stomach anyway.

Guess. But anyway we'll be like I'll get you thirty of the bust. That's the difference.

When we were leaving Saddle Ranch like a couple of weeks ago, no one's filming. Everyone, we're literally leaving earlier goes, oh nice shots for everybody.

That's funny.

One time we were back home with like high school friends and there was another kid who was kind of like like the cool guy in high school and Elisabet shots for everybody. And he did not like that. So the other guy had to go buy shots for everybody.

And Elliott was like, OK, so, you know, there's smoke at thirty five shots at the table and no one was drinking anything.

Mike ever told me a story that you guys, like, went to dinner at like a really fucking random restaurant. And just because it was on the menu, there was like something that had like a Dom Perignon, like a three hundred dollar bottle of champagne. And just because I was on the menu, it was like, we should get it.

Yeah, well, Elliott likes the funny stuff like that, like like we're talking about so much is that he uses the word as if he died.

Well, you know, it was like that he was a good man. He was a good man. He'll get shots for everybody.

There's a drink in Vegas. It's called Meet the Deejay. It's fifty thousand dollars and it's a bottle of Dom Perignon.

And you meet the guy, you go behind the deejay booth and you meet him for like ten seconds, like Dillon Francis, somebody ordered at once. And like, Dylan gets a Corvette. It's a really fifty thousand dollars. To meet the deejay, have you seen VIB House? Yes, I love VIB House.

I know someone on it.

Charlie shows me the other day I saw the video you set of ViiV house. It's pretty interesting in that like it's just like hypos, but like some of the kids like have like a lot of talent, like. No not a lot of stuff. Yeah. The vibe. So it's like, it's like high. Yeah. It's like a social media house. But the oldest kid there is probably 13. Right. Like it's like eight to 13 year olds.

Like they're really fucking young. Right. Well, it's like really cool because they all have like these crazy like credits, like they've been on all these shows. They've been on America's Got Talent. They've been like they've X amount of songs out, like it's really interesting.

And then they paparazzi them, like out in front of Boa. Have you seen that really the vibe. Yeah. It's crazy to be like a 12 year old like like Fletcher will be like, hey, no, no, it was Addisons.

Addison's brother got paparazzi. No, no. The other ones he did. I saw that one.

I saw Addison's brother got paparazzi outside of Boa and the paparazzi guys, the paparazzi goes house tick and her brother and her brother goes, Oh, I got a band.

And he goes, Oh, my God. The paparazzi goes, oh, my God, what happened? What's going on?

And as brother turns around, he goes, Well, well, I am 12 years and you have to be 13 to use the so five house post the Vibe House.

What do they all make? YouTube videos like utilities, like a collaborative like all their parents live in the house. It's like fifteen kids. It's like they live in a trailer and they were trying to find out. I don't think they live in any house. It's Charlie jealous. No, I'm not jealous at all. Because you think it's cool. Yeah, she's pretty cool.

Joe, Joe and Jason have been grinding on YouTube like even even during the pandemic. Like, I'm just not doing much because I can't film the same videos that I would normally want to. But like Joe and Jason, Jason is in a fucking new disguise every fucking day for his YouTube channel. And today today you fucking texted me. He's like, he's I was like, did you go by for the podcast that night? And he texted back. He's like, yeah, I'm going through a drive, through a drive, through a haunted house.

And Jason is like full adjusted to this new life. And he's like filming all the fucking content on the pandemic. You Betty.

That's funny. Oh, we can do.

I did I did a voting thing to register people to vote, and it did really well. I guess it's got kind of on the story.

We registered over 100000 people. Wow.

Talking and saying it's great. We beat all the records.

We're number one and getting people to register Hellyeah with one action, which you wrote Taylor Swift's record be Taylor Swift. Sixty three thousand. You want to say to Taylor Swift right now and just talk some shit.

Listen to T Swivel Tweety Swizzle. You know, we're all on the same team registering people, but just going to have to take the L on this one coming for your Grammy's next.

People really love Tesla, man. People love Tesla.

So last night I went to bed kind of early before everybody else did, and Joe and Taylor decided to come in my room while I was already sleeping and surprised me. And I just, like, bother you and start, like, annoying me. Like they do this thing for, like, Joe's log. Yes. I started going, like, fucking whatever the middle of the night. Yeah.

It's always I and I and I heard them bothering you. Yeah. And I and I literally I pulled out. I was like, I go in there and pulled Joe out because if he is annoyed any longer he'll want to move out of the house.

But then I go into the room and Joe is in the bed with Illia and they're like cuddling. And I'm like, I guess it's fine now. I'm going to want to move it.

At some point. Joe will find you no matter where you are.

So well, it's just fine. You can come in. So I'm the problem, you know, you go, but you do understand that I will move like to where though? I don't know. Anywhere, honestly, anywhere. What? I went to a fucking motel if I have to. What is the. Because it's so fucking hot all the fucking time. And honestly, if I want to go to bed a fucking nine o'clock, then I will go to bed at night and I'll sleep and I'll never bother you when you go to sleep.

It's literally. It's not about that. It's not about that. So what is it you do understand like what privacy means or like I know absolutely nothing is really respect your privacy.

It's not you don't try sitting you on the spot to ask about for twenty minutes whether or not you slept with a girl.

I know, but like you do respect my privacy 100 percent. But I it's just not possible to get 100 percent of it.

Yeah, but that's based on because the other percent you're missing for privacy, your privacy. What is he not getting used to because you're literally giving him exactly what he wants.

He's he's he's riling you up and he loves it. He's in his happy place. I know. Me too. He's loving every minute of this, OK? He's got you in his way. I am. I am. I don't mind if you will. OK, well, in that case, I'm saying you better move, man.

The funniest part is this is like the third time that we've come in your room after you've fallen asleep.

What time was this at like 12:00 AM? Oh, not that bad. That's pretty bad.

I mean, like, at this point I'm asleep like thirty minutes earlier than twelve. I was like eleven thirty. I was like, yeah, oh, gosh, Joe texted me every single time that he's left, he always texted me and he goes, Hey, I feel kind of bad that we did that. Like, I feel really bad that we wake EYLEA. No, he's like he's like he's like, yo, dude, I didn't realize you were actually sleeping my bad.

Yeah. I was like, it's okay.

Every time you're like like says like a joke to you that's a little bit mean or like off color or whatever. Like he'll always text me and apologize, but you'll do that, make you feel uncomfortable. And I'm like, dude, please fucking stop doing this. This is the part that makes me I'm when you check up on me after your show, like, I don't care if you tell it to me earlier.

Yeah. Speaking about sex, I think I think Natalie likes to get thrown out. Thrown down on the bed. Whoa, whoa.

What the fuck. What do you hear me out here. We out. Yes. She's got a boyfriend. Oh I know.

By Todd I'm saying. Oh, you I thought you were talking about me.

And that is that is that is that true? Before we continue to put yourself in, before we can say, is that true? Um, I don't know.

What do you mean likes to be thrown on the like like taking in like fucking like like when you're having sex manhandled. Manhandled. Yeah.

Maybe you know what would make you think that.

Because because every time we've brought like another boy up and he's like, yeah, he's like you but he's not like the type of person you like, pick you up and like throw you on the bed.

And I was like, OK, because that was the first time you can say something. I feel like every girl kind of wants to be manhandled at some point, right? Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. I know.

But I'm saying like it's just it's just funny like hearing it from Natalie. Well yeah.

Because I never talk about sex or like anything. Yeah. Now he's opened up recently like a lot. Yeah. No pun intended. Like she's sorry.

She's really, I mean she talks about dildos now. Yeah. She really gets into it no pun intended.

Sorry. Let's, let's talk about something else. What's your fair position at. That's the end. What is your favorite. What is your food. I don't know. OK, anybody here like to. Sixty nine. Be honest. No what I that is such a idiot thing.

I fucking do but it's such a thing. Why isn't anything you like to. Yeah I fucking do it. It's such a sad day. It's such a you know why. Because it's like this thing that you hear about when you're a kid and you stick to it and you go not very cool, no big deal. That's not what it is. Delia's put the mike down and is now leaving the podcast like he has to put his own experiences and to come up with his own conclusion.

Time out. I don't mean to hate on you for it, because because I feel like maybe in other parts of the world people like it. But I mean, I think it's like a personal preference.

Yeah. Everyone tries it. We all do it.

I think the general consensus is it's like it's like J's Perfect J puts it into perspective perfectly. It's like watching two TVs at once. Like it's just like you can't you can't enjoy one thing because two things are going on and there's no point.

Oh no, I don't think that's the same at all. Actually, I've never tried it. It's fun.

I'm I'm with Ilya and I it's more of like just the thing that you do to say that you've done it and you don't actually, like, enjoy doing it, just like something you say when you're like doing pillow talk and like you're dirty talking and you're like sixty nine. And when you do you like what the fuck is this.

Yes. Correct. Like realistically have both people actually reached completion while doing sixty nine. No, no.

But it's like an easy I feel like it's an easy thing to do, like if the girl is already on your face, you know what I mean. And like you flip around but it just doesn't feel good. Just confused. I disagree. I don't know what's wrong with it. It's not.

So you have the same viewpoints as ileus.

It's not to completely it's not to complete at all.

Yeah, it's not to what they're saying.

Like, you can't concentrate on one thing when maybe you guys are just fucking bad at doing two things at once. How about that. Yeah, I'm Jay and I are just going to multitask personal.

It's really not that hard. Decide what are you doing here. Fucking it is personal preference.

Like you just kind of putting your face somewhere that's also probably not told them that they don't like Sixty-nine and therefore they continue to sixty-nine.

What are you in fucking seventh grade. I know. OK, they're not looking for name tags. Come on, let's go to my mom and not invite them. She's making strawberry lemonade. My girls like that. Girls have lunch. Where the fuck have you been? What are you talking about? You want a vibrator? You're a fucking expert. Jesus Christ, what are you talking about? If something happens, if a girl does that and puts it in your face and then it starts happening, that's not enjoyable.

I just don't think. Listen, Jane, I just I don't think it's like a top. Well, you don't even like sex. Don't start to argue with us. I just don't think it's like a top. Like I don't think it's like a top thing to do on the list of things and bad. I don't think so.

I don't either. Oh, yeah. It's like you're coming down on Illia like he's some fucking like, you know, because the four of you everywhere you bring up sixty nine, everyone's response is always stupid. Over. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Top tier, top. Come here. Come here. Grab him. I'm going to love it. We have we have like.

Yeah, yeah. I love that shot Todd. Honest opinion about sixty nine and go sixty and I love it.

David. If I'm feeling for a blowjob, it's not happening. I was going straight to Sixty-nine Roy mouth, so Natalie, you haven't told it like that and this is awkward. Well, I guess Todd's been looking like a fucking moron making you Sixty-nine all this time. OK, maybe it is personal preference, but the rooms I've been in hate. Sixty nine, the rooms you put in. What kind of weird orgy shit are you getting into? I just I feel like every time it's brought up.

Yeah. It's like I think why we came down on it was such an eylea responsibility for your painting him as this chimp and it's not OK.

So fucking monkey. The dude is fucking the dude is a guy just because David is basically a girl and sits around with the three of you all the time. I mean, yeah, I didn't like that either. Taylor, don't fucking come down. The guy's a fucking dude. He likes big asses and big tits. So I'm like, what's the big deal? Like they make you sound like you're a fucking like an alien. Yeah. Yeah. No worse like like this dumb as rocks chromatin.

The man that you get in the way, you he's come here all the time. I like that. You're right. We do come out here aggressively. I guys that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. We hope to see you guys next week or at least we hope you guys hear from us next week. Go by David's perfume. Delicious. You'll miss out. It's sick.

It's the best generally does feel really good and I'm pretty proud of it. So the kids love it, the kids like it, and the older people love it, too. All right. Well, see you guys later. It's been a his podcast. My name is Jeff.