Big episode, here we go, yes, you do, Grace, before we start to say a prayer. I'm already doing it right.

Similar to the theme song McCarren Rain, Miss Mary Mack may Miss Mary down by the river with the hanky panky with the bulldog.

I'm so sorry for all the publicity over 15 years old. Oh, OK. Well, then I'm so nervous. I've been having butterflies in my stomach for the past like week.

Guys, this is the biggest episode we've ever done in our entire time. You're like, why are you listening to the audio right now? Nobody knows this is coming.

This is like this is absolutely unreal and so exciting for Zenia Heath.

And I've been waiting for this moment for a year and a half, two years of a very long, really, really long time. But we're going to get into it right after, right?

Oh, yeah. Let's just run the intro and let's just jump. Right. Let's just jump right into it. All right. Run the intro song twice till I keep it more suspenseful. It's copy.

Oh, baby. Wow.

Welcome back to Starting Heat Unfiltered. I'm your host, Zane, and I am here along side of us with. And Mariah, we have the hardest time introducing them every single episode. I can't do this, like even off camera, like co-hosts. What I don't see him is cause I see his family.

I see them as equals. Exactly.

Y'all on the same level as a studio. Rough. I know. Yeah, I'm I'm no, I'm like I'm I'm screaming on the inside. I'm so fucking you know, I just want to say it. I just don't want to get this wrong. I want to fuck up. I don't want to just like spill coffee all over the place. Like, I feel like I'm going to do something. He don't want to spill the beans.

Yeah. Speaking of the beans. Speaking of the beans, the coffee bean coffee is to be exact.

Guys, go take a day is the day.

They're like, I get it right. They already know. OK, say it. It is true.

The rumors are true. The money guys have been waiting for. Drumroll, please.

Hidayat, you're right. It's like still kind of exciting.

We have a very, very special guest who also happens to be my sister. We have Hideo Hejazi. Thank you guys for having me. I know it wasn't your first option, but you really got to start somewhere. I was very, very last minute, but we'll get back to we got something more important to talk about right now. OK, baby girl, we're going to have to put you on a on a halt for a second.

Guys, Zain and I have been working on this for literally a year and a half plus. And it's something that we've dedicated a lot of time and effort to in perfecting. And we're super excited to share with you guys. Motor car. Why did I expect a fake applause from hundreds of people by a roaring crowd? We have that information is broken.

You know, I'm going to edit like a quiet crowd with what I call a lot of people have guessed it was going to be Chromeo to coffee and props to you guys.

I don't know how how did you guys guess? I was promoted. We gave no hints.

But we are going to say that it's not like I feel like I know a lot of comments are like I bet the case for what people would like to do because you guys are smart.

Yeah, we had the K and then we had a coffee thing next to it. That's your coffee. So it said coffee for a really long time since the beginning.

So it was you. You are the culprit.

You're the reason why the Chicago I'm actually the CEO of the company and I was going to get employee the month that's on.

But yeah, our our coffee brand is called Cremata Coffee. Obviously, if you guys well know a lot of guys don't know why it's called promoted coffee. Maybe we named this Cremata because Heath and I had a vine a long time ago, back when we did this was probably our like fourth vine, our fourth vine, we define the vine was there was a lizard crawling up your wall on your patio and you go, was it me that way? Is that is that a is that a baby dinosaur?

Is that a mini is that a mini dinosaur? And then he was like, you dumb bitch.

That's a Komodo dragon.

Oh, is that a mini dinosaur? You think these promoted trade. True.

And so many of you guys love that vine so much. We still see it to this day like being uploaded.

People quote it all the time and things like Vanik.

Yeah, we wanted to pay homage to that and have something good be aligned with Zane and I, something that means a lot to both of us trying to say that we want to hold it hostage all over the world, that you go good, very good. Or that I don't know.

So so we wanted to make it true to design. And I and we wanted it to be something special for the listeners that have been with us for so long. And also something it just sounds cool, like Cremata coffee.

It's got a ring to it and it sounds like coffee, like the word sounds like coffee. It's also rolls off the tongue.

We have to name it Cremata and I have that tattooed on my forehead. If you guys remember the of Komodo Dragon Tattoo and I got Komodo. He got Dragon. Oh yeah.

Luckily I was the one that got the better half because we ended up doing something dragon. But now you just have to think that it's relevant. Oh my God please. I hate that.

But yeah guys we're super excited to release it and finally have it available for you guys. We have three different flavors available right now in the pods. And then we also have the traditional house blend in our ground.

Coffee, which is my favorite. That's the house. One is my favorite. I drink that every day. I like the flavors. The other ones are great.

But like for some reason that just hits the house, just hits home so.

Well, exactly. And I think they're great on the market in the house now. I think that's really good. I love that.

We also have two other flavors. We have the Tahitian vanilla and the cinnamon French toast.

So the cinnamon French toast is actually my favorite and it is a blend that Zane and I spent a lot of time on. We actually mixed two different blends to make this, and it is something that is completely original and 100 percent a unique flavor.

Yeah. So we're really excited for you guys to try that one because it is. Yeah.

The shit hit the fan shocker.

We liked both cinnamon and French toast. We're like, how can we just put this into one? And we did. We just took the two flavors and we put into one and it tastes incredible.

So it is something that we've been working on for a long time, like we said.

Oh, sorry, I can't believe that. We're like, oh, we're saying this right now. It doesn't. This has been like a secret for so fucking long. And we can finally just make sure to watch the video version, too, because the boxes are right here.

Yeah. Yeah, everything's great. We have the bags. Yeah. The pods and the the bag right here. And we have this we're going to say this for another podcast, but we want to we want to tell you guys the whole process of coming up with these logo. Yeah. There's there's a lot of stuff that go into this that's really funny. Yeah. And we have to share at some point.

But yeah, this actually all started when Zane and I did our coffee talk meet up and a bunch of you guys came out. We brought coffee, donuts and realized we did not bring anywhere near our coffee.

We probably 50 coffees and like what, 1500 of you showed up? All it was it was unreal.

And we didn't realize how much of you guys were drinking coffee while listening to us and liked coffee just as much as we did. Yeah.

And you guys were like, get the same coffee that we were drinking and every coffee talk we would post on my channel.

So, so, so it was cool to see you guys, you know, diving into the same stuff we were. And that kind of motivated us to find the coffee of our choice. Yeah. And this led us to our chromeo to coffee and finding the actual perfect cup that Zane and I both love. And we know you guys will now love just as much about us here. It is crazy.

Yeah, it's it's nuts. It's nuts. I'm like I'm actually in shock right now that today is the day.

But more importantly, today's your day to have a Coke, because I know you guys been dying and we've been dying to get it to you guys.

Yeah.

So make sure I get out from under dotcom, get it quick, because we have a limited supply and we have somebody here live on the set that is going to try their first cup of Cremata ever.

Hedayat, take it away. I'll let you know through a straw. You don't drink coffee through a straw. Not hot coffee, baby.

Not hot when you brought it to me. So it's cold now, she's a young woman. Shut the fuck up. Any minute. So it's going to get a little drink it out, bitch.

Don't be rude. Oh, it's going to be a long podcast.

It could be longer, but really. But it is really good. Yeah, it's really. I like it.

OK, well, tell us to tell us more.

Why do you like I got the cinnamon the cinnamon French toast. Yeah.

And I like it's not like too sweet on the cinnamon but like like you still feel all the coffee. Right.

Like sometimes the cinnamon like on like people do like flavors and it like it overpowers the coffee and you can't really taste your coffee at all but you can still taste both of them.

Well Haddi, we're so excited to have you on. I don't want to say that I love any any video that you're on with me is just a good time.

And I know what love is, so I can't believe she's reading off cue cards. I love being so happy to be here. I love you, big star. She's nervous because I want to be here at all. I was not promised that car would be taken away. But you got to do give them a gift and then they owe you for the rest of your life.

The parents do have a life.

Had I had had I had work in school this weekend but decided to take off. Would you say it was a family emergency. Yeah.

Oh my God. I texted my boss the night before because my co-worker told me if you text him like too much in advance because it was last minute seen plans, he'll be like, oh, you just didn't want to tell me, like, you're just trying to cut off. So I texted him Wednesday night and I said, I'm so sorry. Like a family emergency keyboard. I didn't say anything. Oh, like it's business karma.

She said she said her brother died, but I have to go.

I said it's a family emergency and I have to leave tomorrow morning. Like, I'm really sorry, but I'll be back by Saturday night.

You know, they're well, they're going to see this. But yeah, you know, he's not the biggest fan, that's all.

So that's all I her I was like, how is he not going to see that you are really old?

Like, I don't he barely knows how to work his own. And you are talking a lot. I know he was going to you can't fire me over something I said on the air. Like he needs me. He needs me more than I need. Too stupid to work the Internet. Well, you work right now.

You work like a chocolate slash ice cream shop.

I don't know. What is it that you like? What is this?

It's like a chocolate shop, but like they sell fudge ice cream, chocolate, like chocolates.

I like like different like I don't know how what the word is for. Like, it's not all sweets though.

Like so how like chocolate covered pretzels and auras. But we don't have like cookies or like brownies or cupcakes. Like a bakery. Yeah.

Like people come in and they do a shop for that like yeah it does look like a candy shop, it looks like a store that you would love. You'd walk right in and like spend an hour.

It's a very like old timey store in a way like so it doesn't draw a lot of people in like the way the setup is.

It's like very well, it's really like Indy. It's really like a low key. Hmm. I know it's a vibe, it's a vibe, it's a it's a very depressing vibe. How are you depressed around chocolate?

Because the way our boss makes us work, the vibes are different for the employee.

Yes, we do create a very positive atmosphere of my customer service. Skills are. I would I would love to see I went to the customer service, go look at Killens reviews on the website, you know, beautiful Yelp. What's your what's your Grieder like statement?

We just say, hi, welcome to Killens. That's all we got to say. When you customer service, what do you want when, say, we follow you around the store?

We were your ass because people steal from your store all the time.

Oh, they have people. How do you feel? How are you going to talk to me? Let them know I know this woman who came in drunk, like really drunk and like she put her bag on the floor and started just dropping lollipops and oh, I saw one of my co-workers.

I caught her and they like that's a bold move. Yeah, she was drunk. Is it like a normal retail where you're not allowed to, like, call it out?

I don't know, I think our bosses want to chase them down, like I get people stealing from, like a target or something, but like I'm just so surprised that you walk into a chocolate store and you're like, I need to steal some chocolate.

It's like if you need food of necessity, I don't get it.

But you have some pretty interesting stories at that place, like you've been working there for, what, nine months now, 10 months, a year and a half a year.

And oh, OK. So most people ask me, well, her it is.

I know she's 19. Yes, very good.

I mean, I'm a big fan. I names birthdays on her own.

Oh, did you.

There wasn't you that posted your famous birthdays like you know, you said. I think we all did that. Oh no. That was our big break. You definitely sent it to me.

He was the one who told me you're like, did you know you're on here?

And I was like, no, she's being humble about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not a big deal. She said, Honey, I'm too busy, busy working. You've got time on your hands to look up this new come to my work if you want to interview I nothing else. Imagine that paparazzi shot with oh my God, what's he like. Takes off her apron really quick. Just so it looks like she's shopping.

They're like, oh, she's just grabbing chocolates.

Oh shit.

I actually passed out on my one year like working in hell.

It was your one year anniversary.

I was like the literal first day I started working there a year ago. What happened? Well, I passed out for like a completely unrelated like I was stressing about like school. Like my like you have to click a button when they send you an email if you have, like, FAFSA or scholarships to, like, accept it. And I forgot to do that.

Like I didn't see the email pile up, so I forgot to click the reset button.

So like I had to pay out of pocket. Oh my gosh.

The whole FAFSA system is such bullshit. It's crazy.

And like, I had to pay for my summer classes out of pocket. So, like, I was stressed that I just year Yero work like fourteen hundred dollars on classes on my gosh.

Like that.

Just it just upset me so much so like I didn't eat and like I was stressed about that, I went to work, my boss was really talking about like floor cleaner, like that's what we were talking about. And I was just sitting on I was standing on the table. Oh, you hit the floor all right.

Oh yeah, I, I hit the floor real hard, so I hit my head on the counter and then hit my head on the floor going down.

Very good. Very you know, you would never you would never know that.

You would never, you know, find that scar. So take the blood did not go through it.

But they did say I had a little concussion because, like, I woke up and you have not to call the ambulance. And then I passed out again.

You already had a ton of get on my it was like this and I still look at it. It was so we that scar stayed on and went on to like there are three fine dudes in there. But that scar stayed on. I was strong. True.

Do you have a.

Interesting customer service, customer customer service, customer story, people are really weird, like so right around my, like, work, there's a halfway house.

Very good. So, like, there's like a lot of like a lot of people right around right around there. And like they'll be people like homeless people like just standing outside and like they were hitting on my co-worker the other night. And it was really funny because we were leaving and he goes like he was just asking, like how old she was. And like she was like she was twenty two and she said nineteen. She like I should have gone lower.

Like I don't know why I didn't say like I was a minor but like I don't know why you picked it either. And he just kept asking like what's what's your name. What's your name. And she's like I'm good. He's like your names, I'm good. And he got like really close and like, is there something in my eye? And like pull his eye, like right in front of her face. And she was like, hey, that's when you that's when you do that.

You pull out your it was a glass eye. It doesn't affect him.

Have you seen people go out like have you seen people put glass eyes in their in their head as it turned on? Ticktock. Yeah. Insane. I've seen it with my own two eyes.

Oh I can remember I got asshole. Oh man.

Normalized run again like oh you say sorry.

Laughing at the other day where someone was saying normalize this. And I was like it is oh Heath. And I made like a sign language tech talk video. We just like signed a song and everybody loved it. And one of the comments was Normalise Learning American Sign Language. I was like, it is normal.

Like, what do you mean? People are throwing around the word normal? I don't think they understand what that word is like. It is normal. Not not everybody does it, but it's a normal thing. I was like, yeah, normal is putting peanut butter in your jelly sandwich.

It's like everybody fucking does it.

Nobody's nobody's judged for putting peanut butter on jelly sandwiches, you know, nobody's judge of learning sign language. Give any other short term.

What's your.

She's told me like thirty really good stories like very like dramatic stories. Oh she's such a good storyteller.

So OK, so like I was working this one shift with like one of my coworkers and she we had this like, dumb fight because like she was a twenty two year old woman who wanted to argue with an eighteen year old like she was just being very petty and like she wasn't talking to me that night.

And like, I think I said something. I'm very much like, if you don't want to talk to me, I'm not going to sit here and, like, pressure it out of you. Like you tell me I'm going to walk away. So that's what I did. I walked away. She got really upset about it. She went and sat in the back and I called one of her co-workers to come switch shifts with her. Mind you, this woman is 62 and had to give me a break to work for her.

We're bringing home. Yes, she had to come cover for her so she could go talk about biting the hand that drives you.

So she leaves and she leaves before my other coworker gets here. So she leaves me alone at night for my shift. Meanwhile, this couple comes in. The girl is obviously from that halfway house because I've seen her out here and like I could, she was sorry.

I thought, you're not allowed to leave halfway houses.

I mean I mean, it's not like you can not never leave. You got to leave at some point. You just stay there until like you just recover. Yeah.

Oh, I thought it was like a lot. It's not like really. No, no, no.

It's like going to a rehabilitation center. I think for people that can't afford to go to rehab, like when you're like half way into rehab and halfway out, like you could like, it's mostly for college.

It's kind of like a foster house. Fifty fifty time. Yeah. Again, it is looking this up because we're all broke. We all have a different thing and we're all agreeing with each other. We all see something different.

We're like, yeah, when I got to prison, like, I'm pretty sure it's a halfway house is an institute for people with criminal backgrounds, abusive drug use tendencies to learn or relearn the necessary skills to reintegrate that that word to society and better support and care for themselves.

Oh, I thought I thought about this drug abuse. I thought it was just for drug addicts, but it's also for violent drug abuse.

People are chocolate addicts if they keep coming up into your story.

So she came in with this guy like I've seen her once before. She was like singing, like dancing outside the store so I could tell. And like, she came in with this guy and a little kid and like, she, like, smelled of weed. And I was like, and I don't know why, like, just the kid being there.

Like, really, if you got really excited, though, right, when you smelled all that weed, OK, I'm not a crack crack smoking. She's saying all cause she smelled of crack weed.

So we started the weed status over here.

Wait, I'm sad for that little kid. Yeah, that's why I got OK. So like, the kid was the one that smelled like it was one place, but I could tell it was only his kid.

It wasn't my place, but I could tell us his kids. So I like like when she walked away a little I was like, I know it's not my place, but like, are you high?

Because like you said, why?

No, I was. This is a low cost. This is it was a customer guy. There was a kid who the halfway house.

She was straight if you need to visit that she was living like, oh she was she was a baby like it was like it's my God, it got like she's not like some like twelve year old like it was three or four.

So I was like, are you high like right now because like she's all like are you. And he was like, I promise. I'm not like I really appreciate like I don't like it's fine. Like I'm not. And what's funny is that same night we had a new girl who was a star, and when she came in, she decided like I was telling my other co-worker, so she heard me and she decides, tell my boss the next day that there was a sick person in the store and I wouldn't call the police.

Why, but mind you, she came in the very next day after she was fired in a bathrobe claiming that people were out to get us and that we should shut down the store.

Oh, so I'm not sure how sick she was to listen to her? No, I would have listened to her.

She literally came in in a bathrobe. In a bathrobe. I know. That's what's scary. It's like you kind of have to look at people like that sometimes. But this is also like South Florida people.

Yeah, people get crazy funky. We've see some crazy shit in Florida.

Yeah. I saw a woman piss in the middle of the road. Oh, that's like that's like a little like got off the bus.

What in the street pulled her underwear.

I don't know to get off the bus first before she misses. That's great. That's great for for you to take your pants off. I know exactly what you said. Oh, very good. That was a bold statement she was made.

So I want to I want to jump into it. I have some questions that I want to ask.

Chuck were an hour and let's jump right into it. Then we kind of beat around the bush folks beating around the mosque.

Oh, you know, is that the same for you?

You could be beating around the burning bush for you. That's religious right. Burning bush. Yeah. Moses, read the Bible.

Wow. Get educated. I've already read the Koran, like, three times. I'm good. Thank you.

How much did how much did I want to understand? I can't even understand. Like a regular book. Like an English book. I came in. I fucking understand.

So I would not understand an Arabic book. Why I say had I. How familiar are you with the Koran? Can you speak Arabic?

I can read it and I can understand a little bit like speaking is a little difficult for me, like I don't have the confidence with it. So I feel like they're going to judge me. So I won't say because I feel like everything I'll say is like it's because there's so much with Arabic I get to get like the female male like like it changes everything.

Like how if I'm a woman saying it to you, it's different. Like there's just so much with it like that.

It's, it just throws me off like I can't read it. Yeah. But I don't understand it when I read it.

There is like a version of the Koran where you there was like the English version, like right next to it, like it was like a call.

Oh I learned it in the Arabic version, the training wheels.

They said they had the definitions of everything. Yeah. It was saying yeah they spark notes the Koran.

Well I did like like the summary of each one, like the fucking Oh shit. He cheese off of it. Diet test about it. What did you pray about. I mean the middle burn like that's our whole goal.

But you think I could text Muhammad or they'd be like praying. What was it like growing up with Zane.

The thing is, they're such a big age difference. All my siblings and me, so, like, I don't remember a lot. Yeah, she was like a baby for most from when they were young.

So, like, when I was, like, old enough to remember stuff, they were all, like, moved out, basically. Gotcha. And you're the youngest. Yeah.

Yeah, pretty much. When our brain fully developed, I was out of the house. Pretty much. Lucky for you.

And so I kind of grew up single child. First of all, yeah, like I do, I do feel like you did grow, but as a single child I did. You know, it's like when do you feel like you ended up getting closer with him?

I mean, obviously it was after he moved out.

Yeah, it was like. It was when we started doing the videos, I feel. Oh, yeah, yeah, because, like, we always had that, like, back and forth, but like, it wasn't as close.

Like, I feel like we weren't as close. Yeah.

And then like, once we started doing it, like he came down more and then like he would see me more than like we all like.

What did you think about Zane doing like Internet stuff?

I thought like I feel like when he first showed it to me, I thought I was the first one in the family who saw it on Vine when he showed it to me, cause like I remember, he picked me up one day and like, I saw the watermelons and like the wigs in the back of the car.

So I was so confused.

I was like, why do you have watermelon and wings?

And then like your car and things like for my, you know, like point like we did with a watermelon. Was that when we hit?

When it hit the windshield? I think we threw I think you threw it at like a drive through or something was, you know, a drive through Tic-Tac energy.

I would like to see that much water as much as yours.

I just bna trying to go solo. I just get hungry, hungry while filming.

So they just attempting to go to the grocery store. I guess I'll just get a watermelon.

I don't know but I feel like it didn't hit me till like. Like Zain was like, really, you guys were really big on Vine, then it kind of hit me that like, oh, people do know who you guys are and like. And then when I started doing, I realized how much more people like saw you guys would see me and they'd be like, Oh, that's your brother. And I'd be like. How was that for you, like getting recognized for the first time in the beginning?

It was weird because she was like she was still going she was still in high school still when she was in my videos. And this was like peak. So, like, I it was really interesting just hearing her story.

I remember the first time, like I got noticed outside, I was so confused because, like, I've always been stared out for wearing a scarf.

So that's like my first assumption when someone's staring at me. And it was like over time it's changed. Like now I'm just like, fine with it.

But like when I was I was sick and I was at the doctor's office and there was a girl sitting across from me just staring at me. And I gave her the meanest look. I felt so bad after she came up to me to show her your hair you like I have. It is just what you want. I'm appalled.

I was giving her the dirtiest looks just like what are you looking at? So I'm almost like, you know.

And then she finally came up to me and then it all clicked.

I was like, gosh, people are like, Oh, I'm famous. I would like to go.

Has there ever been somebody that's like been looking at you and you're like, yes, I'm like, no, I was looking at your scar because I hate when people bring it up, so I will never bring it up.

So I never assume like I'll always assume that, like, here's looking at me because of me.

Like I'm not going to assume it because because I hate when people bring it up because they're like, I don't know, I'm the same way that I have something in my teeth right now.

Like someone's staring at me or I just don't know why.

I like people will still bring it up and I'm not even doing anything with it now. So that's what's funny.

Like when people still bring it up with me and I'm like, I'm not, which I'm surprised, like something with it. I want to be like.

You're so you're such a nap, you're like Bill, like entertainment is like your thing, I feel that it reminds me that reminds me of myself because like you, you can do it.

You just past. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like I just love you. Yeah. We have tried a couple.

She tried it for a couple of tic talks and then and they all crushed too.

Yeah. Amazing. Yeah.

Did you I want to know how you felt when you first were filming with her. Was that like, like growing up. Were you always like, oh my gosh, that is so funny. Or did you film with her. You're like she's so good.

Like this is no fun either way she's on camera is just like how she is in real life. Like the bantering, like the arguing. We do it like during dinner. It's like, it's constant.

But fuck I honestly want to know, like the first video I remember what was it was we went bowling with Ali and Baba and it was like a small clip, like it was just us bowling.

That was the first time I pulled out my camera like it went outside of the theater. Yeah. Yeah. And everybody was hilarious.

My dad picked comedy, my brother Pete Calliope, and now it's just like chatting.

I think we had to go to the backyard. And I remember everybody loved you guys.

And I was just like, oh my God, they love them more than me.

I thought, the camera is now on the bed. You guys like you guys. We've always been like that, though.

All of us. Like, that's how our like our meals are like we don't like sit around and talk with each other a lot, like at home. Well, like we always eat meals together. So like that's always the things like I feel like when we're at like I think that's a good thing for always like just like talk and like it always just gets.

Yeah. Are fun for us. Wasn't going out for us was like sitting in the living room at that table and just talking to each other and whatever we can like.

Having fun at dinner is such a good feeling. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's where family's really borne the most. Yeah.

I was fun and we're able to translate that to video and people loved it and like I wish, I wish like, like it's like we try to film still like we try to film today but it's like I don't know, it's just. Blogging today? No, no, we tried it like like like the past couple of times I've seen I was I was like, hey, let's try to film a video.

And then it's just like me and her, just like because I'm always like I'm always willing to help him. Like, if he does ask me, I will. But she really doesn't have any like he can't think of anything to do with me. And then it's just like I can't think of anything.

Yeah. Like I never know what to do. So it's makes some chocolate.

And that's the thing that we try to come up with something out of nothing and it always works.

But like, I don't know, you guys could do anything, you know, be funny.

You're just so funny, though, because we're still like we so banter. We still like, yeah, I think it's dangerous.

So picking he wants everything to be part of the bar has been raised since you last saw you, so.

Yeah.

So it's not the fucking car for Christ's sake.

I'm going to hear about that every time I go in a car I put you in this dress. I think that's what's so in the book museum called the National Museum.

What's that one? History Museum. History Museum.

Yeah, I think after that I was like, I don't fucking know what to tell because I'm like, I can't look at the plant museum.

They promote a museum that's a dinosaur was the dinosaur was circle.

Yeah. All I did was I think that was the last video we did was I you know, there was.

No, no, no. Oh OK. Sorry, I've lost my brain so I think yeah it has been a while.

How's that car treating you. I mean, can I say I just got to say, I'm going to say to, OK, I didn't come here to me, you say that's not a rap, that's a tragedy, but not a trap. That's right. She got to play.

We got to put a picture of him on his car. Guys, she got this. She porin she put a tribal tattoo. No, there's not a tribal problem. That was the Kool-Aid wave. It's like, oh, it's like a blood run away that she has on the side of her body.

Still on it for a couple of minutes every time. I don't know. So now you're damn lucky. There is no way you get compliments and there's no way. Remember, she's in Florida. She's like, oh, now you're good. You're good. I love it. I want the people. I want to see your car here.

And I want you to drive up your Alvarado's the crackheads coming in her work. You're not. Oh, that's true. Oh, my God. Just the blood of her. I mean, just smeared on the side of her car. I remember like, did you show me that in person or did I come home one day?

And I was just like, what happened to my car?

I don't know. She said I said she yeah. She said that she and she was like, should I do Blue or Red Dog?

Me clear. Leave it alone. I like it. It's you.

Thank you. That's the thing. No, it's not you. Yes, it is. Because she's the new wave. She's taken your spot is there. Wow.

Mariah, Mariah.

There's all this going back and forth. I say one small thing. That's a really big picture like her Mikawa.

I remember the first time I saw Haddi in your video and I was like, well, that's it for Zane.

I don't think I can say that to my.

So, like, when my when my parents were talking about Hedaya, not you. Like they ask about her all the time.

I'm like, oh, no need to rub that. Juanjo, you never told me this outside to bring her up on camera.

OK, parents knowledge when I just said you guys are so funny together, you are really you're good. You'd like to see me flustered don't you. Do a clap channel.

Have a podcast.

You obviously I want to see, I want her to move out here so she can help me with we all. You really would want to make her move out here so you can make money off of every fucking piece of shit because you can't. I'm a I'm a house flipper.

You're right. I get it. Wow. That's why you said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was on purpose right away. I don't know. I don't think it would work anymore.

I don't think it would work. We can open up a coffee chocolate shop. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You can run it pie sharks. I would.

She runs that. She runs a chocolate bar. And basically she can run that story because she's sitting. I run.

I own the chocolate. Fifty one percent. Do you ever give it thought?

I mean, like even like if you're dreaming it up, like moving out here or is it something that interests you or like you would. I would love. How does it compare to like when you're just home normally you're your normal day versus like coming out here. The thing is, I feel like that.

I can't answer that because, like, I haven't lived here all my life.

I mean, like, I'm staying with Zain and it's like so like I wouldn't be doing what I would actually be doing if I was living here because, like, that's how I live.

My day would look like true. So it's like if you did move out here, what would you want to do? I don't know. Entertain. Yeah. Like something acting like.

Would you take what like because right now, like right now you're studying for psychology, correct? Yeah, but I'm, I'm kind of drop.

Yeah. Oh you heard it here first of all. Yeah. Dropping out of college. You need to be in the right mental health state to be done. Something like that. Yeah. It's kind of hypocritical. Don't stop because you want to do some studying to be a psychologist.

I was a baby girl. You need to work. I need to save yourself first before you save other people.

But I feel like all psychologists are like, do you ever do like psychology on yourself?

Oh, that's important. Yeah, all the time.

And I feel like is it harder to read yourself than it is another person?

I'm it's different.

So like I know myself very well and I know like because it's hard to see stuff that you do because like you don't really notice like little things. Yeah.

But like I feel like once you it's all about making yourself self aware. Check. Yeah. Yeah. You have to just like, like a reality check like yeah.

I'm not where I'm supposed to be, I'm not doing what I want to do. And it's just like putting yourself back in check. Right.

And it's like you can read people in a different way than you read yourself. You have to like look at the subtle cues in people because they're never going to say it like it's the little things. It's a little x like they're like uncomfortable. You can tell by their body language like, oh my God, what are you picking up on us?

What's funny is I picked up on something like last time I was here, like when we were all sitting outside by the fire.

I can't I think it was Jay's birthday. Yes, yes.

Jay's birthday. Yeah, yeah. We were all sitting by the fire and I think it was Tally, at least fiance, my brother's fiancee, he was talking to her and I could tell he wanted to go inside and, like, drink with everyone, like I could tell because, like, it was just me, Kenny and her. And we were just seeing my finally being, like, very calm. Right. And I could tell it was his birthday.

He wanted to be with his friends, like, enjoy himself, which is fine. But he couldn't find it in himself together. He was just so uncomfortable. He was sitting on the edge of a seat, just like looking around, like finding something to like.

Her head was on a swivel and I looked at him. He made eye contact with me.

I was like, you can go, just go, just go. And he was like, Are you sure? I'm like, maybe you are like a therapist already.

The thing is, I have that, like, I like people and like I like to listen to people's problems. You're very easy to talk to.

Also, you're putting people at ease, too, like I remember the way that you said it to when you were like you knew what he was trying to convey with his just body language.

And you go, oh, you go inside like like you just make you more like, oh, you're fine to go inside if you wanna go inside. And he was like, OK. I mean, I immediately melted like that wall just melted. It was like I was just I and she's like, no, you don't have to explain either. Like you're good. You're like, oh no, no, no, I don't want no.

Yeah, it's like like we all know it's fine. Like it's your birthday.

You want to be inside. Like that's fine. You're beyond your years. You know, she's a very realistic view because all my siblings are so much older.

And it was like if you were going to be a little shout out.

I know. I know. I tell you, I'm taking it in. It's because they're all older and they were always having, like, mature conversations. I couldn't be the baby bringing them down because they wouldn't listen to me.

Right. So, like, I had to like where they really are. So interesting.

I mean, I really thought. Guys weren't really mature. They've been there for a lot of my tragedies, so. Oh. Should we talk about this? I want to first of all, let's ask the audience, we talk about the first one. You remember when the hammer fell on my head?

You were in the garage.

So I don't know why you sound like a like an analogy. I don't know.

I think I think somebody placed a hammer up there because I hammer shouldn't have been up there. It was just a weird it was almost like Bowflex.

It was on the Bowflex, just like sitting on top of all the spring things.

Somebody in the house with a hammer, like I think I put it there and I was being a kid, jumping on the Bowflex, even though it's out of bounds.

And, you know, you jump on both legs and he tells you yourself all the time. So did he. I don't remember.

So I mean, I think that he did some because I remember anything from my childhood because the hammer came down like the hook part first into my skull.

Oh, it got knocked me out of the floor like I was bouncing off the floor.

Have some history, but I bet you learned your lesson. That was in the quarter recording a voice memo all you could hear screaming. So it was so funny.

Like you just hear the song like just in the end of the voice, like he was saying something like Die when you get home, do the dishes, do your homework and you just hear me crashing in the back.

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Like remember the time you got hit in the mouth?

Unless I was so young. I was eight years old and we're at like Sunday school at the mosque and there's this like big treehouse playground kind of thing.

And like me and my my friend at the time, we're eating like our lunch, which was literally like French toast with like French toast, like.

Like the French toast. How was it how was the French toast? This is literally to Mariah's lunch. No, I'm sorry.

I was like like Baghat bread with like cream cheese like that with our lunch with a sizable lead pipe.

So we're sitting at the top of the tree house eating and like they called us in to come back for our last class. So, like, we get up, I stand up, I turn around and a kid is throwing this big lead, right?

Chucks it hits my mouth was like she literally had like two teeth. I have an uncle.

I have a scar on my chin now. Scars from it hit my mouth, my teeth vibrated. It didn't hurt. It just felt like a shock.

So it just vibrated my teeth and I was just going this.

And all I hear is blood and kids screaming and running away. Everyone left me. Let's talk about how everyone left me there to bleed. I'm bleeding. I see my hand full of blood. Some man comes, picks me up, takes me to my mom.

My mom is screaming because the kid who threw it was like the shit with which he was like.

He was like the priest of the mosque.

His son, his son threw the pole at me, like purposefully. No, it wasn't purposely.

I mean, why were you throwing a lot of people to begin with? Like he didn't know. You've got to pay to begin with.

But catch this. Catch this. He didn't get in trouble. He didn't get in trouble.

He didn't he didn't get in trouble because he was like the sheriff's son. Oh, my other brother and and my dad, my dad. And said, Mom, dad, it's not press charges, but like they should have at least paid for the surgery, like whatever she needed to get done for her mouth.

But I didn't get they didn't pay for God like they did. Crazy. He made you pay for the dentist, his type. He looked like you were held responsible.

You know, it's so funny because my other brother, like he was at the school at the time and he was running around the place looking for him and he was hiding behind his mom. He was hiding behind his mom because he knew my brother was going to beat him up because my mom was screaming at this.

Yeah, he was like she was like, you just let your son do this. Like, what is wrong with like, she was yelling and like, I'm just standing there bleeding.

I was just standing there and she's like, but like luckily it was like all my baby teeth. For some reason I was eight, but I had full baby teeth like nothing had fallen out. Really.

Oh my God. That's why you're so mature. You got all your baby, you know, and it was really funny because like weeks before that, I was complaining. My dad, like everyone in class, like all their teeth are falling out, like, why are my teeth not falling out? Yeah. And I was so lucky because if any of those were like mine, it was a godsend to God.

Answer your priorities like that. And he sent the prayers to the to the share because that's that's that's how it works.

And he delivered it with a phone go, which I just had to have, like multiple surgeries, embraces.

And then you hit your head all the time. You're one. Oh yeah.

I had a brace is like but the thing is coz like I didn't have baby teeth but it shocked my mouth so I met my teeth wouldn't grow straight because there was so much trauma to the mouth and I was so young and like they had like they kept pulling teeth like they like they never thought I was sure she just like keeps like they just they had to like always like extract them and like my extractions were always the most painful because like for some reason the dentist would never numb me properly.

They would inject me and work on me right away without giving a time like that.

So I would feel all of it. You never to feel the need to find another dentist.

Oh, we did like after like that first time. Like every time I went after that once they now me I hop out the chair so fast I'm like, you're not touching me, you're not touching me till I in the final destination.

You're not touching me till I feel, I feel the until I don't feel it. I feel like right now that's crazy.

Oh my my brother just got like he just had his he just had something and he got, he got a he got a numbing thing and his mouth is still numb after like what two weeks is not crazy.

And that's wrong. Yeah. Have you guys heard of that before now. Because he looked it up. But we don't we don't have an answer.

He does.

He still doesn't know why his I feel like if they hit like a nerve or something that like they can damage it to where you don't feel anymore.

Like you can't fix my my dad, we thought he was going to lose feeling in his hand. He had to, like, get surgery on us. Yeah.

And he tore his rotator cuff and they did something and like they damaged some nerve that he couldn't, like, move or like feel his arm.

And we were like, holy fuck. Like, he's just not going to have it for the rest of his life. Yeah, there's something that I got one look, when I got knee surgery, I got a nerve blocker and that can last a vastly different amount of time, varying. It wasn't a person.

I think it was like two months.

He couldn't feel or like anything in your body. You just had to be just like slowly it started coming back to the kidneys.

So does my brother have to do a little therapy like just like, you know, maybe just injections, just Botox, maybe just let's go for a little nip and tuck.

Little plumper, Ali. Is that is that lip fillers? No numbing medicine. I just got it.

I'm just trying to get my feeling back. I can't kiss you. I don't feel the love anymore.

I know you've come out to visit quite a few times and have met the entire vlog squad. I want to know what you think about our friend group.

Yeah, like just you have thirty seconds to expose everybody as a whole, but then also, like, individually. Because you didn't really know everybody for a while, but you saw everybody in that video. I think most of us met her for the first time for your shoe.

You know, I met a lot of you guys that playlist the first time I met most of you guys that play. And when I came here, I met like everyone else isn't born yet.

Where was playlist? That was in Orlando. Oh, that was in Florida. So it was really easy to, like, pick me when everyone else was traveling. Yeah. Here. Oh so. Yeah.

So I met everyone then. The thing is like. My mom will always say, like everyone just so high up on the blogs and like but like they're nothing like that in person, like everyone's just so like calm and chill and like very sweet, like just very nice, like genuine people.

And like, I can tell that. And like, I've gotten bad vibes from people in the past, like I very like I know when like I'm not going to like someone. Right. And I've gotten that very rarely out here like this.

But it's happened rarely. So say some names, say their names. I need a good thumbnail. Let's do this. Let's go use your voice. I think she goes she goes Josh Peck, you know, completely different.

You know, he was so nice. He was really nice.

I don't think who maybe you were waiting looks like who the most different from seeing them in videos and in person.

Did you have any assumptions about anybody like who was not like the furthest off of what you thought?

Honestly, I think David was the furthest from, like, what I thought he would be. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I thought he was like a lot more like just like very like, I don't know, like wild and like just very crazy and like always trying to do something.

But like he's very like he is really humble and he's like very down to earth. He's very sweet and kind.

And like you can tell that like after a few minutes of meeting him, the thing is that most of the people in our front group kind of miss that wild David wave because he was. Oh, yeah, he was wild back then when we first met him for the vlog.

Oh, yeah. For for that first year and a half.

Oh, he was a while. He did some unspeakable things. But we won't talk about it on this podcast. We'll let him we'll let him say it when he's in that seat. But, you know, he was he was while he was crazy and I think once was after he started the blogs, it was like, calm down a little bit because we used to have some fun.

And I think. His motivation and drive in work mode kicked in and he knew that he couldn't perform and make the best content possible.

If he was still being like wild, a reckless kid, yeah. And that helped him, but because I feel like to do what he does, you do.

And that's why Zain and I didn't succeed. Yes. Hey, hey.

I still enjoyed our drug blogs. Hey, that was still that was away. It was fun. That was a wave.

Maybe that's how coffee talk started. Come on. We were hung over. We get a red truck. That's how you start somewhere.

You know, they're talking about my car, but they said, like wave like a bunch of times just because things are different.

So.

Can we talk about the assumptions we had of you? Of course we do. Oh, Bubba, what do you think? Going to tread lightly, bitch drag. I'm not saying defending me.

I thought you said you know, I actually thought because I saw you in Zane's videos at first I thought you were nasty.

Oh, not my mike. Not the mike.

I was just fascinated because of how easily you were doing what you were doing in the blogs. Like you're just so quick and naturally funny and witty.

It was just so interesting that I couldn't comprehend it because, like, I knew you didn't like she was competition.

Yes, we were. Frankly, people thought I was a little tang.

You have been saying that's a good thing. I was I was being little tired. You know, I think it was just easy because I started with Zain.

Like, I feel like it was just easy because it's like family and it was just horrible.

And I'm just surprised it didn't get like when the camera was up, because I get weird when the camera's like, it's never weird with you.

I was surprised because I'm usually so insecure about having a camera on me. Yeah, me too. I am like and I was like, I hate taking photos.

I hated all of it. Like I hated being recorded here in my own voice with such a big problem for me. And like so I was surprised, like I was like comfortable doing what was like because usually I don't like anything.

Is it because I have control of it, like I'm controlling the camera? Is it like this? No, it's because, like, I don't feel comfortable, no matter who's controlling it. Yeah, because it's like it's insecurities and it's just always going to be there. So it's like no matter who's doing it, you're always going to feel like that.

You just get over it. Yeah, you have to. Can you can you film like that with anybody else.

Like my friend. Yeah. Yeah.

Like with my friends. Yeah. It gets like that.

It's the same way because we have that same like back and forth energy and like we're just like the.

Yeah I to be honest I thought like. You were overreacting when I was like watching the stuff, I was like, there's no way like because like looking at you, it didn't seem like that's who you were.

And like, obviously, I didn't know. It seemed like he was telling her what to say. Right. I was like, there's just no way because of how well it was working.

But then, like after meeting you, I was like, oh, my God, no, you all her. Yeah, you are that yeah to an extent. I mean everything everything on your, you know, but you got to give her credit, though.

She knows how, like she knows how to take it up a notch when she needs to.

Sometimes like when we're fighting we'll go back and forth and it'll die down a little bit and she like she can she's really easy to just.

Take it up the next notch out of nowhere, like it, like die down, and then she knows how to bring it back. It's funny, like I'm I'm finally doing that stuff. But when it comes to reactions, I can't get a reaction like even like the car reaction. Like, I know it wasn't great. Oh, yeah. I knew I knew I was going to be like like Demolisher.

The thing is, I don't show my emotion. Like no matter if my mom has always said it, like I'm a very emotional person. But when it comes to giving, like, a happy reaction, I won't do well.

You know what? I kind of blame fuckin Mama for half that have that reaction that day. I should have never told her I was getting you a car.

The first mistake I did, I had no idea. Well, I didn't tell my dad because I knew he would say no. I told my stepmom that, hey, I mean, like, I'm getting her car. I need you to, like, bring her to this place. You cannot tell her I'm getting her a car, please. That's literally the only thing I ask you not to say.

But the whole day, she was just like doing these weird things just like. No, no, like like, oh, you should wear this. You should wear this. All those days they look nice. And like I remember now, I remember she was like, yeah, it was it was it was like just on that.

Yeah.

The thing is no my mom's always like that mom always like momma has like she likes like pick out my outfits and like have like oh you should wear this with this. Like she's always like that's like I didn't catch up or you didn't catch it.

No. And I think that was the day of the. No I had no idea.

I had no idea as a car.

No, I'm saying you told me after like everything she was doing that day that like you found really strange.

Well, no, it was because it was we were I think it was I was going to like The View's show.

And that's why she was like trying to get me to dress up like she's not like, oh, you're going to like be there. Like, you should just dress up nice. Like she was playing. Oh, God. So, like, I did it like I didn't know at all. Oh, cool. I get that back. Just kidding.

Doing great. That's cool. I was like actually surprised it was that was my genuine reaction because like I just couldn't believe it. Yeah.

It was just like shock. Maybe I should have had it call in there.

The the surprising somebody with something is such an interesting thing because.

You expect a reaction that you assume would be like, OK, given, but when you're the person being given that it is such a different experience, it's just shocking.

It's just like are you. It's just disbelief for a very long time.

Yeah. Because I know when David gave his three Chicago friends the cars. I don't even know if they liked it, I was like, no, they liked it, they just can't believe it and it still hasn't set in. And it's a car.

And also it's really hard to react the way. Like if someone like someone who is not on camera, when you surprise them on camera with something, it's a completely different experience because like they're being recorded. So they have to worry about this camera. So you're not getting a real reaction. Like, I feel like I'm like that. If you surprised me with something on camera, I mean, we're at completely different than off camera for sure. I get more excited, more like I I'm off camera.

It's just about it.

But it's also it's also different, like like if you're on a game show and they're like, you could possibly win this car, you know, that like OK, cool, I can rent a car, I can rent a car and then you win the car and it's like then you get excited.

But it's a totally like blindsided situation. You don't in the moment like because it's so genuine. You're just like, what? Because like we had never discussed cars or like you getting me a car, like you meet like we it wasn't even like in the book, it wasn't even in my head at all like that.

I would get a car like my plan was to share the car with my mom. Like that was just what was going to happen. Yeah. And like that's how my head was. So like when he brought I was just like, he's going to take it back after the video.

That's just like, oh yeah. Oh yeah. That was in my head and my head. I was like, oh. But I was like, oh you get your pictures of your car because it's probably going to be like your dad would be like, no.

Yeah I like yeah. Because I think I don't think my dad's like, oh no, she's not going to go. I think it's more like when he sees her having a car that means she's growing up freedom. And I don't like freedom and I don't think he just wants that to see that maybe feel like it's a cultural thing, like just being like.

Someone should by like, such an expensive gift for someone like it's just so expensive, it's so unnecessary, like you just shouldn't have done it. You know what I mean?

I know, but it's a for you to get to work. My parents would think this kind is like, OK, well, if she needed a car, we would get her one. But she doesn't need it. You know what I'm saying?

Buyer Uber for a year like that's how his head is. Like, it just looks bad. Like you shouldn't have spent that much money. Like, that's how like they think. Also, I feel like it's.

It's kind of a pride thing, too. Yeah, like as a father, you want to provide your children. With things that they would need. And it might like I'm assuming it might feel a little funny, like if you had a son. That was able to do something like that, like you're fortunate enough to be able to put, like, thinking about it now, it's probably like. Well, I, I, I wish I could have yeah, done that and not that not that you, like, took it away from him, but it was just like.

I'm sure these things can get them thinking, yeah, I like that those amazing. Are good quality mugs. They are mugs from corroded icon bone color logo on both sides.

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Do you have any other. Do you have like a crazy story you want to share? Oh, so I'm saying that because I know you have a crazy story.

It's a story I've never heard, so I'm really excited. Oh, you haven't heard. I just heard like an hour ago, she said. And I was like, excuse me, is this have something to do with you? She's like, Yeah, I was like, what? Yeah.

So my best friend's sister was telling us a story that happened to her friend from school. So like they're like 16 sophomores. This kid from here, I'm so sorry, can you repeat that I blacked out for, like, the person, OK, I pretend he was calm because I may be able to get out of here like this.

Lost on the beach.

Is that bone cold again? They were laughing at both of these are guys laughing Apple.

These are not Nasca. Wow. He did what in his coat. He did what? His good. OK, go ahead. I'm sorry.

OK, ok. So my best friend's little sister was telling us about this story that happened to her friend from school. And I like both 16. They're sophomores, so she's at school and this guy she's talking to, I guess asks her to hold this pill of this bag of pills because says all you have to do is take this bag of pills home and then bring it back when we need you to bring it back.

The little known the pills. And so she takes it home.

She, I guess, goes out or like isn't home. Her dad finds it, flushes it.

So I guess you know where that's going. No, she calls the guy, says, my dad flushed all the pills and he goes, OK.

Hangs up. I don't know how many days later he was in the same day, but he showed up when no one was home, broke down the door and beat her up. Oh, what? Because when I heard the story, when I after I found out the pills were flushed, I was like, she's dead because that's what happened.

They kill for that. Oh, no. Percent. Yes, I was like, she's dead. Her dad wasn't there.

No, no, no. She was the only one. She was the only one home he beat.

He broke down the door and beat her up. She said she was 16. Do you know what the pills were? I don't know exactly what the pills were like.

It was just aspirin. He just had a Tylenol Wiedman. Oh, my God.

Damn. Poor girl, that's what she didn't know what to do about it. I didn't know about it till later. She was already all beat up. You want me to do. I don't know. Knock on the cartels door. Oh, yeah.

Well, Hidalgo's I held the ice pack on her. I'm should it be holding nothing for nobody.

Yeah. You're 16 years old. What are you doing. That's crazy. My gosh. Damn right.

Why did she call. Why did she hold it?

Well, I feel like when you're talking to like guys they like just convince you, like it's OK.

Just men. But he offered her a cut. Yeah. Like, it's like all you have to do.

So she knew she was getting the cut. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I said that not neither she likes should have been beaten. No, no, no.

Cause like all she had to do was just hold the pillow like she didn't have to fight about it. I don't.

But you know what? You know, people are like, oh, no, brain doesn't develop until eighteen years old. But I'm telling you, when I was 16 and someone told me I was going to come for holding a bag of pills, I want to do it.

Oh, my God, I want it. I would do. Would I. Yeah, I wasn't like I had no job. Did your parents say don't take anything from strangers?

Stranger danger. I mean, it was her. Yeah, but right. We're like we're from Florida. It's like different out there.

You can tell you got to be. No. What. You do something bad. I'm from Florida. It's a great excuse.

It's a great excuse. It's a good look at the trauma in our lives. Yeah.

It all seems. Yeah, nobody deserves that but agree with everyone. Oh, no, but if you're dating somebody you obviously like, Bob, if you if you came or if we were dating, say, we were in a relationship.

If I came to you and I was like.

You know, you got to hold this entire bag, you know? You know, I would say no. Oh, no. Know want to say, you know, it would do. I mean, do you know you wouldn't say yes if I can.

I was like, holding this bag of pills, you wouldn't do it. I know it's wrong. It doesn't matter.

It's wrong. And I'll I'm very. But that's that's fucking bubble and that's your that's your bubble. But I am a little bitch. Like I'm like a very like scared he would you.

I really meant was that like if it's for someone I love and you need me to do something, I'll do it like that.

Would I do it if I don't go filled with drugs.

Oh you would probably. Or you would hide it well too. Oh yes. Where would you put it.

Oh yeah. Where do you put it. She goes the. But in my mind, wandering around is like the rock on back here, which is all was hair back here. Oh no. I'm covered for you right now. Yeah, this one is just. Hey, sharks, are you tired of. Hi, are you tired of politics?

You guys get away with a lot of shit. Enough Falcons garb. I'd like on the headphones.

Yeah. You got earbuds in right now. I mean, she's listening to another podcast now. I just had a bad habit of her PR team is like, don't tell that story.

Don't answer my question, but you always have those in your ear will be in the house. I will be eating dinner and she has the shit in her ears.

Listen, nothing's playing. What are you what are you playing? What are you listening? Why are you here then?

OK, so like when I'm on my phone and like, I am watching stuff, like I just leave them in eventually, like, I just I forget they're there. So if I put my scarf on, like I don't see them and like when I'm at work I am listening to music like everyone is. The thing is everyone's wearing earplugs at work.

Minaj not wearing a scarf. Yeah. I just date you guys just look rude.

Can you like with you like air pockets like you like can you. You can't talk through them right. Yeah you can.

Yeah you can. Miked so you can easily have that shit in your ear is like during a test and be like nine percent and like they can hear and they could just give you the answers.

Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Y'all get away with anything like she's talking to herself, the whole thing.

Just like can I ask a question because I know Zane has kind of talked about this to me before. I know that in the Muslim culture.

You're not allowed to listen to music, if I'm correct, I know. I think it may be a culture thing more than a religion thing.

I think it is religiously it's supposed to be. It said that, like, the music can't influence your feelings, OK?

So you can't like it can't the song can't make you feel sad, like it's not supposed to have that power over you. You know what I mean?

Oh, wait a second, though. Wait a second. Because all those all those songs are Bobbo listens to like the like no Houzz. Yeah. You're telling me that doesn't make him feel like that.

Those are the translations are stories of how they died, how the prophets and imams died. So not music.

Oh, and I like to think it said it like because like the way like Arabic is like how it sounds like they just put like if they like are stressing or if they're like crying when they're saying it, it has like a flow where it does sound like music, but it's not in any sense.

It's like a homily at church. Like yeah. And Yeah. Like, like that. Like it's all really music.

Yeah. I guess I'm having a hard time understanding the definite like that. Just, it just can't influence your feeling.

I know but doesn't that music influence there.

If not I feel like the cadences. It's music, it's all music is influential. That's why they say, yeah, that's why they don't, but would encourage what if it influences you to be a better person or start a business?

Things I don't know pretty much on like specifics about.

That's like but I feel like that rule was made hundreds and hundreds of years ago. Right. Because obviously was like written in the Koran.

Yeah.

So how would they even know, like music. Like what was the music back then where they're just like no music is a lot.

OK, so I feel like this is how it works. They like they say what the Koran says, like what they say in the Koran, like. People now depict it on how would help us get through life with rules to help us now.

So they try to make it more modern by like it's still the same values and principles.

But like, we're just going to make it more and more trying to interpret it until we have answers for our questions, because like how else we would get, like, there's so much different stuff than there was back then.

Like, you can't really, like, base it off then. Yeah.

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Thank you. Manscape. We love you. All right, we're back. Well, I don't know where we're live. Yeah, where are you? Into the game. Let's play game since you know who is here, you know, she likes games. I think she plays on me all the time.

It's astounding. Like just listening to the way that both of you guys talk. I feel like today is so beyond her years shut.

You're insane and you're catching up. You're bringing up the rear. You know, I got to be really funny to see you guys on a team.

Where do you think she gets that from? Me. I teach her. Yeah.

Learning with your learning your fault and what not to do.

So anyway, I tried to learn. So there was this game on.

I used to play Cranium. You know, you guys. Yeah. Great. Love's such a good family, Plato. A drought.

So I saw you know, I never played at the craft so normal. I realize Plato Cacheris, Plato Sharks.

There were there was always like these weird categories that were like so there was like a crafting category that you have to use either like a drawing or like the clay that I'm talking about. But there was also one there was called one category called Mellops, which is spelling backwards.

So it would be a team game. So the two teams, no, we divide it into two teams.

So I think for the purposes of this episode, it should be Zanin, Hedaya and then Mireia and here and you guys are going to take turns alternating my my first.

OK, kind of let give you guys a word. You guys are going to alternate letters. So if I gave you the word cat, you know, Zaim would say t I would say no.

They would probably say C there was a cat. Shut your mouth. You're backwards.

Oh, you said you couldn't just say that. Just say that.

So I'm going to give you guys a word.

Whoever starting D you're going to spell the word backwards. Then I hope you know what you're doing, because I don't think you I just what. I do it backwards.

You want to go first, then we'll go finish. OK, spelled backwards.

I got a, b, c, h as I hope you're good in spelling but we'll find out g.

All right, you do smell it. Damn, you're not good. And you can not over. Yeah, not tell you what the words of my dog. All right. You ready to go, t? I'd be honored to be all right.

You want me to be all right?

So you're going to kick us off. So we're going to alternate back and forth. You're going to spell the word out that I give you. I'll give you guys a second to to, you know, hear the word to reassess.

I'm going to give you 30 seconds. We're going for 30 seconds for each word. So I'm going to say the word. I'm going to use it in a sentence and then I'm going to start the timer.

Well, you're being sassy. It looks like you're about to get the hardest word right now for me. No, I've already prepared that set up right now. Honey, I. I can tell you're going through the hardest roll.

No, I'm getting my time already stuck in the race car. She's like.

All right, Zain.

You know, that was one of those words. You know, you just hear, oh, you know, I'm not giving you an easy way out in this game. You're going to fall on your sword this year. All right.

Your first word is commercial. I'll use it in a sentence for you. Yes. We are going to need more addresses. If every time he needs to pee, we take a fucking commercial break.

OK, OK. You ready? And your time starts. OK. Oh. Oh, hey, I. Ah, oh. Right. Oh, that was wrong. All right, so, OK, this first one, we're going to get the kinks out, OK? Ready? I can't tell you right now I can't do this. Who wants to start between you two? All commercial. OK, so much for. All right. You're like a spelling bee.

But what was the purpose?

I'm going to take the first the first turn in this one. OK, so you just have to start with the last letter. All right.

All right. The word the word is accomplishment. I'm going to use it in a sentence. All right. So the word is accomplishment. So unfiltered, lasting for this long is an accomplishment that nobody saw coming or asked for.

Maria, your time starts now. This will not be an accomplishment to tea and.

Tachy. Eight oh, that's too long. Oh. Well, where you can take this long?

Singing Oh, oh, oh, see?

I don't want to say let's see, they got it, authorities check on the. That was 30 seconds, exactly 30 seconds later. It was 30 seconds. I almost didn't know it was to Ms.

Are you to saying this is all right?

I got a point. Embarrassing. So now you guys need to dig out of that. It's embarrassing, but we got a point. Look at me and look at her.

Look at this dyslexic over there, for goodness sake.

I mean, you got I'm just using them in terms that you guys would understand.

I took from, you know, some of the comments and some of, you know, my my general thoughts today, comments about sólo spelling receding. You guys are going to get going. So it's one to zero. You guys got the same energy out of my face. So you're going to start off this next round. So you're going to you're going to throw off the word is homosexual.

Now, how of said she's gonna go get ready.

OK, so being a homosexual is Kenny's only personality trait homosexual. Your time starts now.

A. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Why was that so good? Why are you smarter in reverse? Reverse? I'm just really impressed. Why do you know so much about geisha? All right. So it's one to one that I really like straight. What was the story? All right.

So here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. See, you're going to start us out.

Ready? Your word is visualize. I will use it in a sentence.

I'd like to apologize to the podcast audio listeners for having to visualize whatever the fuck is going on when we don't do a good enough job explaining it, OK?

Sure. You are in ensuing detail. Your time starts now.

E z. I l. A new. Well, oh, yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, you just blacked out now we just want to keep them in the game so sweet. It is very nice. Well, here's their chance. It's too much pressure.

Your word is can never be honest, Zain, saying, OK, this next word is you're going to start us off and this next word is going to be one that you should get easily.

It's irresistible.

I'll use it in a sentence with the amount of time Zain burps or scratches his nuts during an episode. It's no wonder why the commenters find him so irresistible.

You're right. It's absurd word even. Think about it.

Now, that advice say it's the last.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, sorry.

Oh. Hey, oh, wait. That was a trick question. It was actually an I you told me that I know how those irresistibly irresistible.

Yeah, I still got one to one you you to win that anyways.

That we spent five seconds trying to figure out how to start that. I did say saying sorry, we can play back the tape.

I know you love to you love to make you look silly. You're all right. We got we got a great word for it.

Who's starting? Mariah, you're going to start. It's perfect. Your word is subtlety. I will use it in a sentence for you. Mariah lacks any subtlety when she responds to someone by shouting into the microphone. And suddenly your time starts now. It's me, I understand. I don't know how to spell it, it's not I t.

Well, that is incorrect.

It was the night that we were looking at you, we were looking at the silent, he gets them every time that'll go right to feel so smart in that chair.

Zane and Hidayat, your word is preference.

Who's starting us off now? We're going to say Hedaya, right. Read the sentence. The sentence is, sadly, I have a preference for the old heath who was smoking cigarettes and doing blow your word, his preference.

I fucked this game. Here's some blow. Oh.

Blowing kisses. Hedayat, your time starts now.

E. Also, our preference and. Di. But are forward finishes the. Yes, that's correct. He got the word in the beginning. Yeah, I mean, honestly, if you guys haven't figured it out yet, the sentences are just are designed to throw you guys off.

So, so accomplished, I think writing the letters, the time she was done.

All right, Brian Heath, we got to get it to one. Your word is fabricate. I will use it in a sentence. I can't wait to hear this. It's amazing how much misinformation about the Muslim culture Zain is able to fabricate.

Yes. And that's all I'm hearing. Starting us off, Keith.

Your time starts now. All right. E t a c h i.

S. Sorry, we were worried about the last letter you write at last letter. Are you OK?

I had too much come coffee. Please don't say that I was going to buy you stupid radio braincells, my actual track record. Make sure Drakkar cough is OK. All right. Oh my goodness. Two to one.

Zanin An are in the lead.

It is their turn. It's ok baby. It's ok. You got one more round. If you. If they miss this one and you get the next one, it's a tie. And then I can have to scramble to find some tie breaker work.

All right. Time you got to with the word that begins with a letter t all right.

Tie dye then. And Hedaya, who's starting us off? Zayn, you're going to start us off the word a subscription. Shit. I'll use it in a sentence I revoked my subscription to.

And he's unfiltered after Kenny joined the team subscription. Your time starts now.

And oh, I t. Pay. I I got it. Ah. Oh, that's wrong. No, she said I said, ah, OK, we'll do another word. It's dysfunctional, which is very fitting because this team is very dysfunctional right now. Zain, you'll start us off and your time starts now. Oh. You know, it was and I knew she knew she knows is so hard, your brain is this function. Don't act like you didn't mess up.

I didn't mess up. I was always right. I was ready. I was ready. No, not one thing in your life. You never you never messed up. All right. Sorry about. But I'll bring this back. I owe it to you. All right, guys, thank you.

Your word is going to be capable. As then, I am so, so confident that you guys are capable of spelling this word backwards, Mireia, you're going to start us off and your time starts now. I hate these, OK? Oh, OK.

No fingers. A c. That's correct. We tied it up. It's two to two. It always seems so short, like I'm like how I know why I got fucked up on this one. Yeah, because it's like, how is it already done?

It's a tie, guys. You're both equally smart or equally stupid. Yeah.

I'll tell you also, because we are all equal in this room. We are all equal. Equal. We believe in equality.

Yes, y t oh no.

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