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Thank you. Hello, fresh. Good morning. Wake up San Francisco this. Good morning, Vietnam. I want to hurry to get out of here. I feel insecure. Why?

Why do you wait. So why do you wait till we're about to get out? I don't think we can sit back.

We were cutting up. We were reporting the number one podcast in the world.

I just feel I need to sit up. I'm feeling Italian today. I don't know. I'm feeling Italian, too.

Yeah. Yeah. I think I might be Italian.

He keeps telling me he's Italian. I'm like, why? I tell everybody. I mean, I'm telling you.

What do you think you're Italian? Italian like a twenty percent. What? I don't know.

It just sounds cooler being Italian. I just feel like Italians, they have the balls. You know, the guy on a big guy on Meatballs Falcons, Bengi.

I'm a dead man. A little bit. You are going to tell you look a bit big, like a big piece, basically speech to either one of you, have talent, have Q I can't help it.

I can't help it. After hanging out with friends for one week. Oh, my God. I know.

It just seems so much cooler. I know. I love it every time I see. Times like Jersey Shore. I want to be Italian after seeing them, which is kind of embarrassing.

You see, like the worst of the worst. I still want to be. I think a bad name Italian. I'm saying because they're loud and I'm loud.

I just think everything is so much funnier with, like, that accent, like a Staten Island accent or just any sort of like like, hey, you tell me, is this cool?

And I feel like they get a get away with a lot to Italians, get away with everything.

That's they my ghetto. If you're mad, you can do anything.

It's intimidating. Yeah. OK, well let's get into the intro like OK. I was, I was like something.

Get in there. I got nothing do I got nothing to do a tick tock, just hot and bothered. Am I here yet? Does that mean you're horny? Oh, does it feel like.

Yeah, I'm hot, mama. I'm coming in to talk to a woman now, just like, oh, you're having a heat flash of moist.

Oh, the crunchy chick, Carlos. I mean, Vinny, get your mom a napkin. What is that for? My Cousin Vinny.

That was a really good guess. I heard while the idea of a Cousin Vinny made to five.

Ten, yeah.

Fifteen hundred cousins, grandpa and cousin and then uncle and then aunt. Weirdly, you don't seem like a Smith.

No, I'm really not, because my mom's half Mexican, half Italian. Her maiden name is Piccolo.

And then my grandma made you look more like that. Like you don't like a smell.

No. I was going to change my last name to my mom's maiden name a couple of a few years ago before I met you guys. I would flow better. Cordelia Picolo.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that sounds like a famous. Oh, fuck.

Why did you change it? Yeah, I was too lazy. OK, well, this is a perfect time to intro. It was the best I got, which we should've done like five minutes ago.

But Tody Lo Piccolo everybody. Hi, my name is Tony Piccolo. So who is this. Who is this man. Who is he. Mystery.

I'm a friend. A roommate, a writer. A counselor, a singer.

A pianist, a roommate. My room is congeal a coffee, Sandy, consider a lover and a firefighter and now a broadcaster. Yeah. Oh yeah.

You have a podcast now. I'm on yours now. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure. But whatever whatever helps you sleep at night? Yes, on one episode you got guys, I'm part of Zane and does filter though though I do podcast now I'm on a podcast.

Oh, guys, Kennis not here today. Well, yeah, Kenny's out here today on twenty twenty one. Oh yeah.

Happy birthday America. Happy New Year. How does this work. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. I forgot to report anyone that got to get the new year.

All you guys move on.

I forgot we have a record of them, like two weeks old. Like we're forgetting saying that feels like more than two weeks.

Yeah, I think it was two and a half weeks. Really. Yeah.

I felt weird with Zane not coming over here to record. Yeah. That's how weird it was. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean.

I just want to get the house. Yeah. Was gone for four hours. Yes. You can jerk off everywhere.

Yeah.

You, you make sure to use my calendar to jog with. Yeah. That's why it's that's why you came up in February.

Yeah. That was good. Do you like the way I set up my backbone. Oh my God. I probably got you off. No, it was that one February.

It was the one when you're like the carpenter can tell.

Yeah. Labor Day I made a personalized calendar for all my friends and I didn't couldn't find a calendar that was blank. So I had to buy it like a goat calendar. You OK, Todd?

Todd, what are you doing? It was the hand man. Why are you putting on the hand? Perhaps you wanted a cup. So I put the like I improvise. You wanted to.

It doesn't make a knickknack. That's supposed to be right there at all times. And you might. I'm not Miranda's fault. It's my fault.

Sorry for Mariah. Mariah, right. Oh, my God. You do remind me of Miranda from Elizabeth.

My why? I brought out my bangs every comment on the podcast.

Oh, my God, he's Gordo and then Lizzie. Oh, you're Lizzie. I'm the main character. And this is my show. Yeah. You know, it's the new year.

We want to we want to change it up a little bit for the show. We want to start just including more people and every episode. Roma man. Yeah, yeah.

We realized we haven't really done anything with our friend group like at all. We like a movie can be honest. We were trying to avoid them because we because everybody like we feel like everybody knows all of our friends, you know, with there are all the blogs and everything. So we're like make it spicy, spicy, make it a different episode. But we're like, you know what fucking you guys have been asking for our friends so much.

So we're just like, you know what, like right now every other episode is like a guest that you guys, like, would never see, like right with us.

And then the normal episodes, we want to include friends with my friend group and just like to hang out pretty much.

You were calling us used and abused pretty much. And no one wants to hear anything from us. Maybe that's true, but we have been begging to be on your podcast.

Brian Todd was really excited. Yeah, I'm already really pumped. I don't want to come back. You are energy. You're not really you're actually really nervous.

You're you're walking up. And he was like, oh, so like, what do I do with like people think it's like an actual, like show like the ten or so.

But it's not. It feels like one.

It does, it feels high production. But when you're here like there's nothing in front of you, it just feels like kind of hanging out.

It does like you kind of like don't see the cameras in the lights.

Are you hidden by the little plants? Yeah, no, actually I'm not. I'm trying not to drink. But Jan, we've kind of made the pact. Yeah, me too.

No drinking. I was really doing it straight line.

I wanted to do a drunk podcast, but I guess that's not tonight, so I have to come back for another one. They're not that great. Yeah, they're fun. February they we've had a few of those like Block Out podcast. They are, they're out of control. And Portmeirion just added that, oh my goodness.

My thing is when we do a blackout episode, I don't watch it does either. I have to play through it twice.

I have to be here and then I have to edit it. So I'm the co-host.

You're the co-host. And I guess for tonight, OK, we're even going to put your face on the thumbnail. So it's almost like a guest episode.

I wouldn't do that. It's not going to get much traction.

I know, but that's what we're doing. The same thing about myself. We're going to morph your face a little bit, maybe put like Leo's face or just think, OK, just bring in that actually story.

I was talking to Leo the other day when he started talking to me about Nataline and he's like, how do you come up with it? Like, he was crazy, like to give me a phone case in Italy and I'm like, that's this. All right.

Well, all right. So that's Todds plug for his song, Nataliya. That's been out for eight months.

And so then I exaggerated that number. Oh, yeah, that's crazy.

Didn't you get like a like a some sort of platinum thing or what was a all they accumulate everything, all the cumulative use.

It's like thirty five million or. Listen, that's nuts. Yeah.

That's actually insane Nataliya. That's the one. Yeah. If I put I'll sign that 35 million lessons, I'd probably think I was like a fuckin like number one musician in the world. I do.

I do. And I am I'd and shit, I'll just even like bats. I just push it out.

But if I want that one song has more lessons and views than all of his videos put together, like you're technically does it really. Yeah. I think probably most likely. That's OK.

Yeah. You're a musician. I guess. You know I try I guess well from David's YouTube video that he put it in, that's how I gained a lot of the traction, I think. So it's mainly because of him.

We all but yeah, we all got a thing, but ain't nothing but a thing. I did forget that was like a huge segment.

And when David was posting, when David was posting, you know, I offered him the spot and Claitor Banks episode five to come back with the come back strong because it makes sense for the storyline, because he's like my daddy in Outer Banks and he's not blogging like he fell off.

And so it makes sense to like wrap it all up that he comes back in clothings five, the flug.

I'm just surprised with how big that show is. You don't have someone from the actual show in.

It is actually someone from the actual show wanted to be in it. Really? Well, I saw the deal. Yeah. Yeah, he was. So have you seen the show. No. You haven't seen the show. You've seen the show. I've never seen. I've seen it.

I've seen the characters. I've seen the first few episodes. I'm not I'm not a fan of. OK, I'm sorry. There's an old lady in the show. She's black. Really good though.

Has a one year period.

So some people took it like the show my show seriously, like motherfucker. It's a parody. It's not supposed to be like this. A great thing. Yeah.

And it's on Instagram. On radio spectrum. I dunno, I put some time into those. Thank you. They're very good. It's just for the podcast. They're shit actually.

And I like it a lot too, because I know that you like really take your time and like with editing and writing it out and everything. So it's like it just makes it better because I know you love it so much. That's so much fun for me. I have so much fun doing it.

Like being in it. OK, cool. I'm always like I always feel bad asking people like to be in it, you know, because it takes time. Oh yes.

I feel really bad to ask me then you know, I feel awful that no I wanted you but it was just like too many moving parts. And like with you and Matt, obviously I want you. I told Matt this year, Mike, I wanted you in it, but there's just not the right part.

And I want to like you guys for, you know, if you ever use me, I can only do the Staten Island accent. I can't act. I can't act naturally at all. I have to be a character to to act.

Yeah, I'm so mad. And he's like, yeah, you like play a really good angry word. Yeah. And a good drunk person. You're really good at that like method acting for me.

The best thing dick face. I do like, I like I, I don't know why I have to scrunch my face whenever I'm like in a scene and then I look at, I'm like why am I angry in this scene when I should be excited or happy.

But excited though that's actually a great thing in acting.

You really be a happy character and you play it like angry.

It comes off as like a good like, oh, good like little role I saw on the actor.

Yeah. No, yeah. You are an actor in that class couple of years ago. Can I use it as a real. Sure. We really can.

On think maybe we should just quit the pot. I'm going to be an actor now. I don't think I can do this podcasting anymore.

Did my real is the real from the information about what we did.

This talked about it on here already but still with, with riff raff and Haley Joel win last night.

It was like this when we first moved out here. Did it was the most brutal thing we've ever been a part of.

It was in the cafe or like some like bar or something like that. You know, it was like an office setting.

Oh, yeah. It was like and there was like, look at how James was trying to make us feel good, like you see in the cafeteria. Oh, it was it was in a room. Right. A room thing.

You guys were together. Yes. A Snapchat maybe. I have an embarrassing pilot thing that I did. What was there was no shade to anybody, but it was for this girl, you know, daddy issues. Yeah. Yeah. She had like this show. I played the boyfriend in the show and I was like, oh, I remember how you did that. Yeah. Yeah.

And I had like and I had to like kiss her like in this room. And I was like, what the fuck am I do? I had to like act and like, this is so fucking late. This is scary. I was like, sure, if I was good or not. Like what do I do, like kiss her like this. Do I use tongue. Didn't you do I kiss her like this or touch her like this. But we're just like we're in this room and then like the cruise in there is like this tight room, smaller than this, smaller than this.

And like you got this big camera on your face and like, okay, can you run it again? Can run it again like eight times. What the fuck.

Like you guys getting off of this or what is a really funky like scene to do. And like you have this whole crew and maybe maybe it was did they critique you were they were just like, just do it again. People I know. Yeah. There's like the director was in there like, no, can you like do it like this or like.

But I was like, it's like, oh I touch her but it's maybe it maybe was her maybe it was her call.

I think. I think. If I was a girl and I was doing a scene with Todd from the Vosshall, I'd probably want to do that scenes a couple times that show it again and again and again.

It was a real do that kind of gross shit that's happened, though, in like in like situations like that I'm sure is like fuckin. Oh yeah.

I was just watching the show the other day on Netflix were like these two people are completely naked having sex. I'm like, what are they wearing underneath? Because I don't think you can legally be naked on for like a SAG you have to like to do is going to wear socks.

Yeah. Yeah. Coxie Todd.

I'm not like scenes I see in like movies and shows like there's some words like you, you see the fucking dick like you see a little bit of a dick, you're just like oh how he runs in game with them.

And there was like cocks everywhere getting old. Game of Thrones.

I think they, they were definitely being like, they're up to code, up to code.

I feel like they were actually doing they passed inspection. Yeah. I'm not I'm a Game of Thrones. I'm there's certain shows where I feel like a warrior warrior. Oh yeah. We're watching work. And you're like, how the fuck are you filming this HBO Max Warrior?

It was like fun.

Like it was a porno. It was crazy.

Like, you're just you just feel like he loves, like, soft core porn, like, my God.

I mean, the shows are great. Fucking amazing. It's like real like it's like they're actually having sex. Yeah. You're hooked. I mean, they were I just wondered, like we're hooking up.

I wonder I wonder if, like, if both actors are in this scene are comfortable going as far as like writing it. No, just like it's right at the line before. Of course, it's just. Yeah, just like yeah.

I don't know. I just feel like if they're both comfortable they're kind of like, OK, well like let's just, let's just kind of go with it.

Don't have sex but just literally just slap it, just some type of level.

But then he's like the guy has to have a boner. So is he like is he what is he wearing or what does the girl have to wear.

Does she have to wear a cage to strap it up underneath me or a dental dam maybe.

Jesus, kind of like a dental that you know, that's all you got. That's it. I not trying to say you just say, oh yeah. Oh yeah. And I don't know how they do that shit.

So do you think there's like a.. Fluffers onsets like that for movies.

There's just pictures of like dead kittens and snakes. They're just like tearing it up like dead puppies. Saw five minutes are like all right. And cut. Look right there. Look here. Look here. OK, I've got I've got a doctor's like, oh, all right, all right, rolling. So they don't have much time. There was a flip of me on David's blog one time. Oh, my God.

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Oh my God. This we've been building up stories. There's so much that I've wanted to tell Mariah that I've been like holding back on just because I was like, I need to say it on the podcast that we have to do that. Like I oh, we always want to talk about civil.

We're just like, let's just podcast save for the podcast.

Had a good Christmas. It was a great Christmas. It was nice. Did you get anything good for Christmas? Hmm. I got a wetsuit.

Oh. So it was nice. Yeah. You actually saw it. We served the rip curl. There were cool.

Yeah. I got it early before Christmas and they put it back in the bag. What's your Spencer, right. Oh my God. Yeah. Because of the fact that you can wear one of those things and be in the water that cold and it's like you don't feel a thing.

I'm like that's a pretty fucking expensive. Yeah. I've never owned one but I've worn one and it just feels expensive. Oh you did wear one with Elton, right. She was. I went surfing once. I, I think it was for Jason's video. Yeah. And I always want to wear that one because I know it's so, I just feel so insecure.

I just get so cold in the water.

So like I like to wear it, it's, it's the most unflattering thing for me. Seen me. Have you seen me in one.

Yeah. It's disgusting. I look like it's maybe me too.

Don't worry.

It's like a it's like a seal and just like a little seal someone took like a paparazzi saw a picture of me in the water with a body suit and I looked like it was I look like a half a K right.

I like it and gave myself an ass. I did like Ozzy did that just so I didn't show how far I was, but like I was making a joke also. But I posted the actual version. I was like, so you sarcastically face to yourself.

Well, yeah, because I was like, oh my God, paparazzi caught me in the ocean. Give me a thought and look at skinny waist. But at the same time, I'm like, no one's going to see how fat.

No one's gonna know. They're going to know what's going on. Now how would they know.

They're going to know he was out recently. I try I try to get some you we went. We went. I was super stormy and kind of. So cool. Oh, my God, actually, the scariest thing ever. Probably like one of the scariest things in my life happened when I was surfing with Todd the other day, so you know how you have like the leash on your board, the hatches to your foot? Yeah.

So I was surfing and I got bucked off. I fell whatever. And I got tumbled by a wave that crashed on me. And as I was under, I started spinning and the leash hog tied my feet together. It wrapped around my ankles a couple of times and I was like freaking out because I couldn't get my legs free and I was underwater trying to, like, get to the top and like, the waves are just like crashing.

So it just kept on spinning it. And it was just like kind of. Yeah, like it was just tight around my legs. And I had, like, reach out and try to like, undo the loops.

Dude, it was. It was pretty intense, drown like a couple, drowned a couple of times.

Well, sir, it's not just like the fear of water is real.

No, dude, the oceans, you can't you can't fuck with the ocean. And I just paddling out, you get tired and then you get rocked by a wave and you're tired and you're like underwater and you can't touch the ground.

Know where he's been surprised by people that like people that know how to swim, like they just like drown. And it always confuses me.

Like if they know how to swim, how do you just how do you just let yourself go?

It always confuse me. And then after being in the water, you're like, oh my God, you just fucking you would rather drown instead of just staying up because you just can't do it anymore.

We are right right before this happened, we were actually and I I'm hoping still to this day, it's when I told myself but we were paddling out in the wave in front of us, there were like three dolphin. Oh yeah. Breaking like riding in like the wave as we were like paddling out. And I was just like, holy shit, this is nuts.

And I hope they were dolphin. No, they were dolphins. OK, they're dolphins.

I just I never thought, oh, dolphins don't ever talked about this. Every time you saw her swimming back and he's shown around, he'd catch a wave right now. Backstroking Yeah. Yeah. Hey, where are you going. I'm going. And I forgot my wetsuit a little tight. Oh sure.

It is cool when you surf and you see dolphins, it's the fucking coolest thing, especially when they ride the waves. The ride with you. So it's so surreal.

Did I tell you about the time he thought I almost drowned at the jet? You know the Jedi's, right? Remember Jedi's. You've been there before. Yeah.

I tell you about the Times, The Jedi's. It's like the rock right on the beach. It's the rocks that are like all piled up like in a row that go out to kind of break the waves.

And that that was the only one that was like in our area. So people would it wasn't public, like it was owned by like private like apartments or hotels or whatever to remember, like it was always private, like parking, like a thing and like Yelchin.

And it was kind of like sketchy. Exactly. Yeah. Like if people like that were living there, caught you there, they were like, call the cops on you. But it was like it was a whole fucking beach.

But but there was only part of that. There would be like rocks where you could like sit on top. It was like a really nice view.

We got some cool pictures there with those. But remember that we did our first Vine photos.

Oh, my God. Those are the real picture. Yeah. Good, right? You were totally like this.

We're going to talk pictures, take talk pictures like they talk cool like and he's like flexing like this.

I mean, who took those? You have friend Darryl.

Remember Darryl. He's Darryl. OK, yeah. That was Darryl. That's the show is so funny. We were popping off on Vine. We were like, oh, we need fucking we need new picks.

You you got time. It's time to hire. I looked sick in the looks. Not funny but yeah I see those.

But the time I almost thought of the judges I ended up falling off the so OK so here's a story.

So I don't know who was.

I fell off the rock but somebody fell off and they couldn't get back, back on. So we were trying to help them up. And then I ended up slipping into the water on the other side of the jetties. The jetties are sketchiest fok like you don't want to fall. Yeah. Off the right. Yeah.

It's like as high as the roof, like they're like massive because the waves stacked on top of the waves keep coming and they keep smashing into these rocks. And you can't get up because the rocks are slimy. You like you just can't get out.

Yeah. And and there's barnacles. Yeah.

So we so ended up being me and this other person just off the rocks and the waves just kept hitting the fucking rocks and we could not get back up. And it got to the point where we're talking about like how people drowned, like I just started losing energy and I was just like, oh my God, I keep hitting these rocks. I'm done. I'm just going to let this water just take me and just, like, fucking kill me because it was like, oh, my God, it's so fucking scary.

And I ended up grabbing a dry part of these rocks and pulling myself up.

And then we go was announced that it was volcanic. It was scary. It was so fucking scary. You think you're fine because it's not like when you look over the rocks seems fine. But when you're in the water and you can't get yourself back up and you can't swim around either, like it's like a really like because the waves keep making you hit the rocks. Yeah.

You ever see videos of people like like it's like a cliff jump type thing, but it's almost in like a little like wave pool area. Yes.

I'm watching the most anxiety I've had like was watching people fight like a current and trying to get back like swimming, trying to get back to you can't fight like you just like sit there and you're like it makes you so uncomfortable.

Yeah. And like people would do it. It was like a challenge. Like I was watching this. A challenge. It is it's crazy and they're in the when are we going back to Christmas? So it would be like, oh yeah, like we're like the the tide will, like, come in and then they're like, start pulling you out. And it was like this like weird part that was like sucking like the water. I don't know how to explain like what it was, but they were just like trying to swim back to safety.

Oh, look, I'm not going to let you know how, like little kids wear those, like, fat floats on their arms. I think everybody should just wear those just in case she goes down like that. You just have them on and you're walking away like you can literally.

If you're done and you don't want to go anymore, you just lay down and you'll be fine because you're floating and it looks like a t shirt like you wouldn't know it. But these just look like normal sleeves.

But like underneath you can have, you know. Yeah. And they just like is the only one who swims with a t shirt on.

Oh no. Yeah.

Like nobody, you know, like you just like wear your normal t shirt on swimming because you supposed to swim without our fucking clothes on.

Oh ok. OK, ok. OK. Right. You don't give me hugs when you fucking make fun of me. Go back to your seat. She just put a Band-Aid on the burn. Oh it's so gross my ass.

And sit there and. Oh man nigger, nigger, nigger. You guys don't wear T-shirts when you swim. When I was. I've done it.

I've done it multiple times. I like I would do it like when my like elementary school would have like there's like a couple of pool parties where it was like some friends.

I went and I would wear a shirt and I've also wore shirts like when I was older to write and I've had to wear shorts to actually because my I wasn't allowed to wear a bikini when I was younger because she's now me.

I did.

Oh I remember I wasn't allowed to wear bikinis, but that was like literally the only bathing suit to choose from in the store because every kid wore bikinis like whatever. So I had to wear a t shirt over mine and then like tankini came out.

So it was like, oh, with the shirt here.

And then there was a call girl, let's go over there. There was always taking girls. Thank you. Oh, that's the take any club over there and say, hey girl, this Hank it sounds like a drink. Oh I know. Yeah, I'll get it done. Thank you. That sounds like a Florida dream. I'll beach tankini on the right. Zaken Hilarious.

I don't know if you want to offloads not to get like dark in the ocean floating. So it's been dark for about a life jacket because I think I mean, if you could get caught like taken by a wave and you weren't wearing floating are like a life jacket.

You're kind of like go to the top and you get thrown by a wave to the bottom.

You're saying, but like a float, like saying you're in the ocean, you're like floating like a floating device.

Right. And there's a wave coming. It's going to pick you up. You can't you can't duck under the wave. God, you're going to go with the wave.

You going with the way you go. Oh, that's you know, that's embarrassing shit. Paddling out and wave coming and it just picks you up because I've literally been like, I got this.

I go to like push up to like I think I could break through it and it just goes right over onto my back and I'm just like, oh, I remember as a kid, watching people get sucked into waves was like the most entertaining thing to watch or good. It was embarrassing.

Like he did you board did you go under the wave? I went smacked him by doing that. I tried to like, go away. The board smacked me in the face.

It is the scariest thing. Kids get on their little bucket and they want to ride through it.

Just I don't even know what it it's a lighter note.

OK, so Christmas. So Christmas. We had to spend it with some of our family. You got to Watsu. I got to watch you for Christmas. Is that your favorite gift? Yeah, I think so. The latest and greatest gift I would say. Yes, I use it a couple of times. Good. So and then they got my parents some nice gifts. I've kind of figured with it. I got them. I got my mom's jewelry in a nice candle.

Who gives a shit would you guys get.

That was really nice.

So sweet. Bubba got me a little bling bling. That's nice. All right.

Hey, OK. You know goddess. Oh God.

I feel Italian, but your neck looks he from the. Oh thank you. Oh that is very Italian, huh.

My mom was like, what are you turning him into a guido? What do you do when he comes? He comes back from Christmas. There is a spray tan you should do. That would be really fun.

Yeah. Yeah.

You myself in America's Dream Guy and give Geldoff she pretty much I was trying to turn myself in to Jeff in that video, but I actually tried to talk about why Jeff.

Why not Scott? You mean Todd, no. No, I don't care. I'd have to bleach my hair again, but I can't do that anymore. You can get a wig. That's what I was thinking about, your red beard.

And I was trying to picture that everywhere.

Oh, I can't believe I did that. I can't believe I did. Do you remember how excited Zain was for that? I did my beard first before my hair, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Thanksgiving Day. Both at the same time at one point. No, no.

I only did my beard because I was scared to do my hair. So I was like, oh, my beard.

Like, you know, I can cut off little back, whatever. Remember, Vegas', eat, we're like we all kind of look raggedy in Vegas and Hosain with the glasses and the gown. But I'm sure in the in the beard it looked like straight out of the hangover. Honestly I kind of like no I'm just like I looked crazy and I so sick look for me.

Yeah. I like I look like a character and I really like I enjoyed it. And then I went from that to pink hair. And I also loved that it was just loud. Like I felt like I was able to get away with shit, like having a crazy color on my head. I was like, oh yeah. Are you going to call me crazy?

Well, I have a fucking pink beard, so no shirt. Literally, it makes sense. Literally, expectations are down on the floor if you're so it felt good.

It felt good having that sound like I want to dye my hair again. I love my hair. One was blonde. Yeah, it was dirty but I really liked it. But I feel like I can't.

I just want to fuck up and I kind of like to do my hair was blue like when it was like faded blue. I it was fun.

It's just like there's a sense of just like not giving a fucking confident when you had like I think, I think the reason I liked it was because it was like burnt and it made it thicker.

So I was just like, oh yeah, I feel good about myself. And it made my hair like ten times thicker than that pink hair. It was like, holy fuck, I'm all so much hair.

Yeah. That's why I don't give a shit.

It's long right now. Like looks like shit or waves or whatever. Wait a second. Well I just came up with a really good idea. What. Could we take Todd to the hair, Doctor? I know this sounds crazy, but don't go. Can't you just do any hair? I don't think you need your own hair. You could take anything.

But he has a different, like, texture than yours.

It's going to look exactly right. Yes. Hair and then just these beautiful bags. We all look weird.

No, no, I'm telling you, if we just like because you have so much hair, we could take off like 10 percent of your soul, like the same.

You put out my hair and it will just look, you know, it will look it'll look like you're asking him to give up a strip of his head, but it grows back.

When you cut it from the back of your head, it grows back. And I'm willing to pay you for that.

It is weird. It's like a surrogate. You take my hair. Why can't you take, like, donor hair from like, yeah, I'll carry your baby.

Right. I feel like your baby hair. I could get yourselves to you almost. Yeah. I have my cells. You want to. I don't want my baby look like me.

I'll be all right. Hey, hey. Let me guess. It's a good way to come here in this is that he.

Sure he. Let me see.

That's not terrible. That's smart. It's like that friends episode. Like I'm just looking out for my kids because I want my kid to have pretty privilege.

Oh, you got pretty privileged, but you get away with a lie. I found out that I never had one.

That's when you get up and drive around. You know, seriously, though, it started becoming a trend on tick tock. And I was like, what is pretty privilege?

Have you ever heard of this? I was like, oh yeah, that's one hundred percent.

Not me. I've never had it. I'm dead ass. I've never had it.

I've never gotten that Zanjeer page, my first class.

Not that you know, because I like like you know what? We never thought we split it, comrade.

Camaraderie, camaraderie, system. What was it? Come Marty Savidge at the JetBlue.

We all know what we should talk about. This camaraderie with the comrades companion for all of our JetBlue mosaic members are listening to this podcast.

If you go alternate via email.

Oh, well, this is not an this is very exciting for people that fly JetBlue in our mosaic member for the next. And it was really weird the way it was, IMO, because it was like very discrete, like you would think it was just like a promo email. It's like, I just want to talk about exciting, OK? It's funny because like I realized recently, like, nobody flies JetBlue when I talk about it, like they're like you fly JetBlue, like, yeah, JetBlue is the best thing.

I think it's the best domestic is the best first class. It's clean. It's like I just feel the customer service is good. No, I think it's great. They're always fucking amazing.

Yeah. And the seats are like brand new. They just did it to. But yeah, when you do like the main, when you scroll through like Uber pick up stuff like it doesn't show JetBlue.

It's not like one of the main things that's crazy to me. Like to me JetBlue is like Maine. I thought an airline flight like flying to Florida, New York, JetBlue men. I love doing it.

I wish you can send the plane for like ten hours. It's like five, six hours. It's so nice.

You lay down, you eat, you don't have dessert and watch TV. It is the only airline that's fucking consistent. I hate that. Like when you fly Delta, you're not, you know, any other airlines. You don't know what you're going to get. No. You get on the plane and either be built in thousand and twenty seventeen. We had a shag carpet. You remember that a lot, do we?

Lot of it was fucking insane. There was this carpet like in front of us that was like this Shaggs like on a plane.

No and no. We're not about like, oh, it has to be Buji. This plane look like it was built by the Wright brothers. I was it was like like he's a nice guy in our seats. And we looked at the walls and the floors in the seats and were like, he this plane has been here for a long time.

And I almost I almost. And then the guy walked out and he spun the wooden propeller to get it.

So it's like he was just trying to turn on the airplane. Oh, yeah.

It was it was pretty bad. The pilot assuming, hey, what are we, low and gas like a couple hours. So you can refill it. Right. We're going to when we're flying, I'm going to need you to reach out. Reach out. You put it inside. It was it's one of those seventy one of the planes where I want to go up to the cockpit and be like, hey guys, hey, we want to make sure we're good.

I do that every time.

Like, I remember going to Vegas with Casey Neistat and we're writing was fucking terrifying.

That was a fun plan, right? It was fun. But yeah, I was like reading my memory from that plane ride is youtu.

Facing me with your I think you had I think you guys had crazy hair or something like that over both of you. We did. We did. And I remember Frank Sinatra's playing in the plane.

You guys are filming a vlog bit with David. And whisky's just kind of like shooting up out of all of our cups in my head and my head in slow motion.

And it was like the most fun plane ride. I guess it's Frank Sinatra were drinking. It feels like they were settling down like yo. Yeah. In that moment, if that was like if you knew the plane was going down, you were having one last hurrah with, like, your boys, you're like, we're all going to fucking die. And you're just like, cheers and like having whiskey. We're all just like everybody felt like that. I'm like, oh, except for me.

Oh yeah.

Same was panicking cause like, I'm not I'm not dying in a propeller plane. This is not how I'm not fucking going dying.

So did you guys fly Spirit the first time like I always do in the air.

Every time we feel like the first couple of years, I, I will tell you they are shitty planes, but I've never had a bad experience.

Would you like to tell your airline? We have quite a ways which are pretty fucking nuts. Oh, the one where the seat in front of us was detached off the plane.

When you want to talk about that one about that, we can talk about the one where they canceled my trip home.

I was a ghost fucking passenger. Apparently I flew to L.A. Everything is good. I got my bags, did my thing. A week later, we got to go home and I go to check in and they're like, oh, no, you don't have a ticket back. I'm like, what do you mean I don't have a ticket back?

You should have seen ah, you should have seen his face when they're like, oh, you never flew to L.A. and he's like, you didn't. But you're I'm here right now.

Read the room. They were like, well you didn't get on the plane to come here. So we cancel your flight back home because you didn't show up for the. I was like I pulled out my boarding pass that I used on the way here that was like checked off, had, like, the little squirrel and everything. And then she was like, oh, that's where they put you down as a no show. And I'm like, oh, shit.

OK, well, I'm here. I need to go home.

They're like, sorry, I'll make it happen.

They're like like they're like the way they were talking to him was that like he still wasn't there.

So going on and on and on and on about this. And I'm like, OK, well, let's just keep talking about him.

To have people like the person that is funny, I was like, let's get a new ticket, whatever.

So we're trying to get a new ticket. I had to buy it. They wouldn't give me a free when they wouldn't make good whatever. I bought it, I was furious and it's going to buy another fucking ticket like they were moving so slow.

And I'm like, I'm going to miss my flight. We need to we need to go like I need my ticket. Like I'll pay for whatever. Finally buy the ticket. They're like, OK, here you go. And I was like, OK, great, now we need to check my bag.

And they're like, oh, we stop check bags five minutes ago, we can't check your bag on.

Honey, this was our first time flying. Oh, this actually was our first and last time flying spirit. That was the last time for now.

But like they took so long to get me a new ticket that I had to pay for that. I was five minutes past the cutoff for doing a checked bag.

I hate when they take their time, then it's their fault. So this is what you do. I had to get another ticket for the next fucking day. We had to, yeah. We missed our flight, so I didn't take my bag with me. Yeah. So we stay there and then I just think it's crazy if that happened today. That's a whole ticktock story. Like that's a whole I feel like you'd see and be like that's insane.

I'm surprised that even like happy like I've never heard of somebody having to buy another ticket because the airline fucked up. They normally immediately cover you. Yeah. If the fall is on there.

And then that was clearly on there and like he was there in L.A. and on the plane on the way there, just to see that the seat was off the hook, was off the ground.

I could not believe it. I could not. That's crazy.

What is like the spirit plane? Like the wings say something stupid to be like this. This airplane, you know, what does it say? Like it says like Honey Hoers. Also, why don't you wear your fucking second of holiday spirit?

How do they allow a spirit like if it's that bad, how do they allow it to be. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It's crazy. And it's crazy that you have to pay for water. You got to pay for everything. You got to pay for every every little thing on that front to get up, go to the bathroom.

They're like getting ready to land. Oh, not enough people paid for the landing package on the side. Sorry, guys. Kitchen looks like we're not coming to oxygen is not flowing through this plane anymore.

But you can get oxygen from your mouth at fifty cents immediately or you will lose consciousness. The plane's going down. We're going down. And you better pay fifty cents for your oxygen quarter machine next. You can't get in. Oh yeah. The turbulence. I can't get it. Sorry, sir, you're going to die in the spirit, you put your mouth guard first before you go to pray to God. All right. Where were you?

Oh, it was Todd. You're next to me on the flight back from Florida. The guy that came on the plane was like, oh, shit.

He because he's never flown. He came from spirit. He always flies spirit. So he came on Jet Blue for the first time.

You remember what he said, Culter? Like, damn coming in from spirit. This is. Oh, you know, it's like you couldn't.

But I mean, spirit spirit gives you all the seats are like the fucking front lawn folding, collapsible, like, you know, like the Eddie bioterrorism shitty fucking thing. You got like pull the thing down. Like dude that those seats are terrible on spirit. Yeah.

I literally don't get how they can, they can pass with that. And like I feel like most of the fights that I see online that happen, like on an airline, its spirit, it's like they have this, they almost have this like stigma, a stigma that like, oh, you want to see some shit go down, go to Sverre.

They probably roll with it like that stigma like, oh, or spirit with a shitty but shadiest airline.

But hey, it's a good but you all right. Good press. It's they're cheap flights.

Right. They're cheap flights to pay for every. Yeah. They have to like a normal flight where you don't have to pay, you have to pay for like bringing a carry on, you have to pay for everything.

But it doesn't show that in the price and afterwards you go on and avoid it.

People. Yeah I just avoid SBR, go to JetBlue, become a mosaic member because oh we even tell them what you get as a mosaic. But the whole point anyway.

OK, so what do you call it. The camaraderie with the Dugan's. All the words like I come up with words, the comedy package. How many do you think I want to make? What do you what is it called companion they gave you?

They give us a companion pass because we we fly a lot. Well, we actually got our mosaic when we were doing tour.

We were taking all those flights. Yeah. So we became like a member of like the Mosaic thing and basically VIP for JetBlue.

Yeah, yeah.

You get like early boarding, you get like extra check.

That's still pretty fucking expensive. I feel like it doesn't cover like what you like, what we like. You know, you don't have anything to be Mosaic.

It's it's free to be Mosaic. You just get like awarded that if you fly a lot. Yeah. So if you're a Mosaic member, they gave us free companion passes. So any ticket, any flight, any seat that we booked, they'll give us a second for free to bring anybody we want, which makes no sense.

It sounds pretty true, but like it's you get to fly with somebody like that.

Sounds like some really nice. Yeah.

Expensive, but the benefits are really nice and unlimited too. For any seat. Like if you book a first class ticket and you want to get them a first class ticket, it's free for them. Even regular seats. Like that's like that's like I know the pilot type shit like oh no I got.

Yeah I can't believe it's unlimited too. Like something like that.

I'd be flying everywhere. I use mine for the flight back from Florida. I got Marines to Yemen. Right. Yeah.

They fucking got there. They bought their tickets before the date that I started and then after the date they call in, they're like, can you switch us? And they fucking did it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh that sounds like bullshit. That's great customer service. That's good on JetBlue. Yeah. Like you can tell that story and you know people are going to hear that.

Oh that's that's amazing. That's like, you know, because they listen to this part because they probably know they they're probably in Israel.

Well it was they said yes Mr. Husar. They do.

They answer well not anymore. They used to when I called the mosaic. No, they said, hello, Mr. Hajazi, how can I help you today? But they don't do that anymore because I think they have a lot of Mosaddeq people. Yeah, they do act sometimes a different way when you're, like, walking through the line. Yeah. And like, when you go to, like, show like your boarding pass to get on the plane, they'll be like, oh, Mr.

Husar, thanks for your call me and everything, but they really do like next.

Next. Oh Mr. Whoso they little they've got a red carpet. They do crazy.

Mr. Husar, thank you for your loyalty. Appreciate it.

I like, of course I like your change, but that's why it's really that's why it's good to stay on one airline at all and collect the points because I used to like that.

I just, I'm just learning that when I book flights I always go for the cheapest amount of airlines, go for the cheapest.

But if you stick to an airline, you just you get the points. You can get a free flight and stuff. Yeah. Well, thank you, Jeff, for sponsoring this section of the park. I think we're just really excited.

Well, even like when we're all sitting up there, we're coming home and then he comes up. Oh, Mr. Hughes. Mr. Smith, you oh, you're Hajazi. You're all three Mosaic members.

Thank you so much for being the part that makes me feel it makes you feel like, you know, family. Appreciate it. Yeah, it it's a cool.

Can you guys join our call now? Do you get your eyebrows done.

I bet. But I did we did you yeah, we got we got pedicures today, and he got his eyebrows and I was like, You want to get your eyebrows? I was like, do I mean, she's like she's like, you don't need it. But if you want it, I was like, well, can you. I was like, well, can you just clean it up? And like it's a little like Rusty on the side.

So she went when you want it done but don't want to say I'll just do like a cleanup. No, no, I don't like eyebrows. I don't like when it's fully done. I like it like natural. I like a little hair but like it was very bushy. I was like, can you just clean it up as soon as she's put that, like, wax on? I was just like, oh fuck.

She's she's doing it just because you close your eyes, you close your eyes and then like they they kind of do their thing well. Suzy, I've been going to her for like three or four years and she's amazing. She is. She's like she's incredible.

I have to get my eyebrows back because my my she gets Bushi and like my face is like taking over.

You look like you look like the fucking eyebrows to mine. Yeah. We can do that too. I think I'm going to do that. We can do a two for one. OK, hair and eyebrows.

She keeps it on the wax with sticks like she's like well she waxed my eyebrows.

Yeah. Holy shit. Look at all that hair. Looks like a caterpillar. Yeah. Yeah.

Thought you had all your eyebrows right here. I could shit until you got a haircut. It was crazy.

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We love you. I wanted to, I wanted to tell the the Florida story about our. Oh my God. We haven't even gone there. That was like the whole point of this podcast. Yeah.

Zane and I and our moms actually had like a girls night out.

It was it was wild, like, like we've never we didn't expect it to be wild. So it was just like my mom hasn't seen your mom in a while. They wanted to catch up and just have like a nice little dinner party.

That's not even that, though. Our moms, like, only met once. No, they've met a few times. This was like the second dinner together, though.

Oh, God. OK, like, they've never I feel like we've all hung out, like together once before before we moved out here.

But after that they've never really like just like in passing way. Yeah. But this was like the most time like. All in all, they looked like it was all out and you put like drinks on top of that, we got fucking hammered, the four of us.

It was. It was crazy. We just wanted to go have, like, a nice little dinner. And the place that we went to, it was not a nice little dinner.

It was a fucking incredible. It was like, buy one, get one mojito.

So we just started off like I was attached to a mojito with our dinner. And it's our regular movie. This is Florida Mojito. It's different. Like you get a different drunk and it's not a good drunk. It's like you get fucked up and you wake up and you're hungover for eight days.

It's like there's something all different in Florida. We're like, really? Well, we were getting messy.

Zane was knocking glasses off the table. There was glass shattering.

And it was it was kind of embarrassing. But weirdly, the owner kept on bringing more drinks for us. He I think he liked seeing he was disaster that was happening. Like he was like, it's cool.

He wanted to keep everybody go because we were like we were like the lively bunch.

And it was the irresponsible what we were at this dinner. For like four hours, more than nothing. Thank you to you and your moms. Yeah, and they were just fucking drinking, too.

Yeah, they're all they're level one. We were like they made sure to be on top of our drinks like that. We were constantly like, all right, we're Nachshon, right? They're like, yeah. Yep. As long as you guys are going, we're going.

So it was just like everybody was like we were all kind of done. And his mom was like, who wants another?

Oh, shit.

Just like I'm not like I'm not going to like I think we had all like eight, nine, like nine drinks each.

And there were I think there are doubles. It's pretty rowdy.

It got to it. We had we it was a roller coaster. We had high moments and low moments. And Heimowitz we were yelling, fighting happiness, fight.

Joiner's who was fighting we were saying is it was just mom fighting the four of you food, the fucking steak, because he gave us each like three steaks. This restaurant is incredible.

It's probably like my favorite restaurant. I don't even want to give it away like I know, but literally the best food had that for.

It's a hole in the wall until you walk in. Yeah, it is.

It is my go to spot every time I go home. Nice and like I have.

It's a mission like I have to go there with my noggin to knock on me and my mom showed up and we're like, oh so like I remember in Bridesmaids when they all like got to the restaurant, they're like, oh like it was like weird outside when it's like that's how me and my mom was like, oh shit. This is like the Friday before the food poisoning.

But but it's those type of places that, like, you find the best shit. We went inside and it was like, oh my God, it looks like a Cheesecake Factory. Like inside looks like fancy. But outside it was like not fancy, it was crazy. And then the food was fucking incredible. Better than, like high end restaurants. It was nice. But we're going to see the restaurant now. We'll save a lot of time. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't want to go.

It's like while we're that big had it right with you know, because we we mentioned one time we're going to blow the restaurant up and they were so excited about the spot, he was like, dude, I'm going to invest in this company.

It'll become a chain and then we'll bring it back to L.A..

Okay. All right. Let's move on to the next thing we know. The best part was stumbling to the spot afterwards.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is all right. This is a story we don't want to tell you because it was fucking hilarious.

OK, so I've been waiting for this one, too, because I heard you guys over and waiting for this.

So turn it up. We get it. We get to this bar. It was like right next door.

We're like, all right, we're walking. Will we go right next door? We walk into this bar. It was a tiny ass. It was there.

It was there. It was people like the size of this room. Yeah. Like, oh shit. He it was a size. Yeah. Tiny. Yeah.

There was a door in and a door out. It was small.

Zane was your mom like that's not very fire. Fire safe. Oh no. Jews at the point where it didn't even matter. It didn't even matter. She did not. But, but it was, it wasn't like it was like pack.

There's like a couple people sitting at the bar like it was like really dead, like locals. We walk into this bar and I walk in, Zane walks in and our moms come in and I see my mom just like freaking out. And like, she's like tapping your mom and like everybody's getting like rowdy and stuff and I'm like, what is going on?

Your mom comes up to me and it's like I forget what she said. But she was like, your mom's freaking out right now. And I was like, what's going on? She's like the TVs, the TVs. And I'm like, What? What what about the TVs?

We turn around, look at their TVs, straight up hardcore porn on all TVs are all the TVs were playing porn. It wasn't like it wasn't like, you know, just it was like rough gang bang.

Just they don't want to messy porn, like, just just a messy, disappointing gameplay and just had it playing at these bars. And it almost seemed like they were getting a reaction out of us because we were there with your mom freaking out.

You could tell that like we weren't locals, like everybody there that was there, goes there every night and that people are there drinking like it's like not bothering them at all.

And it's like they didn't even know it was going on. But me and Zane and like our moms, we were just like, oh, my God, we were freaking out. It was unbelievable. Just like how they're playing it because it didn't like it didn't fit there. It was just stuck out like a sore thumb. It was unbelievable. We thought it was a joke and were just like, oh, no, this is like what they play all the time, I guess.

And your mom, your mom was just like swatting your mom.

My mom is like very old school like does not like this would not be her. My mom couldn't take her eyes off the screen.

It's just like, oh my. Oh my gosh.

Oh the dick is inside. Oh OK. Oh oh. So that's what the kids are doing.

Oh shoot of a video. I forgot. I have a video of what. We obviously can't show it on YouTube, but I want to show these guys here, this is what this is what the room look like.

How fucking crazy is this on every TV. Oh yeah. And then there was a Spiderman porn. There's a guy who is spider man just like fucking this girl in the bed and it look like just a hidden camera thing. It was pretty nice, like on that show. What would you do? What would you do if you saw Spider Man fucking it was something else.

It was really sounds like a great day.

Nice. But it was it was fun. It was really fun.

I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time seeing my mom. Just the sheer panic and just the how uncomfortable did you stay?

We literally were in there for like a minute.

I remember your mom going, I need to go to the bathroom was about there. I was like, oh, right there. The side of the W with this. This is like she had to duck under, like, hanging Brozak like stuff like. No, there was like, what was the spot.

I don't know. I forget the name. I forget the name. It was, it was really fun.

It's called The Hub. Makes sense. It's a good name.

I wish I could seen your mom's that actually because like knowing your mom and knowing your mom both completely different.

Yeah. Yeah. It was really funny. It was really weird. We were dying and there are junk at the time too. Oh yeah. So that's, that's so funny.

It was, it was wild but that was, that was a really fun night and then got a nightly blast through the fucking Florida doors. Yeah.

Now you go, you go. I'll go.

You, you go.

Natalie had had a job, a very special job.

That really cool, really cool with right now. Well, we can't talk about it. Yeah. So they ended up coming down for that and then meeting us in Florida and then. And then.

And then we went out to a boat, we went oh no, you guys had something before the boat.

We were the car, the car, the car, the very boring I, I was so upset. I know the time line.

I know that's before the Teekay boat.

So I was there with you guys for that. Yeah.

So in honor of them coming down and her getting the job, we wanted to do like a little celebration. We decided to rent a boat and you know, our friend group likes to be a little boogie time y'all. And we were we were looking at like different like yachts.

Yeah. Like we were like, I don't know, I just money that we should not be spending, but we're just like, you know what, we're going to celebrate.

Everybody was like, no, we got to get this one, get the bigger one. This, this, this. And I looked across the street and I saw this one. It was like a tiki bum tiki.

It was a tiki tartare. And it was like it was rank. It was regarded thinking, it was enticing. It looked like you were on a tropical island.

We looked at it and we were like. Now, this is on that is that it was a type of boat that, like people in Miami would never go on, they were looking at me like, oh, God, it was it was collecting.

It was embarrassing. Yeah, it was embarrassing.

Yeah. But it was like, we want to have a good time. That's the boat it's going to be. It was cool. It was a carnival.

They had like up and throw like Poseidon's chair. It was oh my God it was so cute.

But it had it, it had a kitchen. We brought food on like it was. So it had speakers. Yeah.

A speaker. So I looked it up. We're able to book it for that day. We had it for like four hours is fucking amazing. So we decided that we were going to drive up and get some like food and drinks for the boat.

So on our way to do that, we stop at a stoplight. And my mom is my mom is next to me.

She once again, your mom just just my mom. You can't keep our eyes on my mom looking out the window. She's just like, oh, my God.

And I like immediately I turn around because I'm like, I've never heard it. Like, fucking just never heard it like, oh my God, I turn. And I was like, oh my God.

And then we all like we all look and this girl is giving this guy head straight up in this little Corvette.

It was it was an old Corvette.

I need to see it for, like, almost seemed like the top four down, but the tops turned out it was just a car that was very open. It was like an open car that was low. So it seemed like they wanted people to see them. Windows were down.

It was tinted. It was crazy.

It was so in-your-face. This dude was just sitting back. He was like this.

Like he was going to say, yeah, yeah, he had like a bluntness and so cool and they were so close where you can almost hear the fucking sucking, you could go from here to you in the car next to us, the next lane.

So and we were like all staring.

And then he looked over like and I was just in the window like this. We put the window down the window that roll the window down, we're just like, oh yeah, he was he went like this.

It was it was crazy. He went like, oh, it was almost like she just finished. Just finished.

And he was just like, oh, and we were in an SUV. So we had like an aerial. Yeah. It wasn't like we were looking at the door, we were looking inside the car and honestly, like I've never seen shit, I've never seen anything like that.

I've never seen it. I didn't think like I see I've seen that in movies.

But I don't think that people actually fucking did just the disregard for anybody seeing it was so crazy to me.

Like like we're like it was we're in an area where it was just like cars are everywhere. Like, yeah, it was.

I mean it was during the day. Yeah it was during the daytime traffic. It was fucking so nuts. But like so anyway we saw him, everybody freaked out. He looked up and he was just like and then like he just like drove off and that was it.

But it was like a little secretive. He was like, yo, I mean, you saw that. Buckle up, you know what I mean?

Like, I was like, you guys seen porn before? The girl was like, oh, yeah, again, I mean, it was it was funny.

It was funny. You were just saying we all enjoyed that. They enjoyed it. Whatever we may, we go our separate ways.

So we end up going the Teekay. But we were talking about you end up getting food, going to the tiki boat. We're riding on the tiki boat. And this is a couple hours later. Yeah, right. This is a few hours ago.

Our tiki bar, whatever we're getting out to go like, except like the intercoastal area.

And this boat comes coming up past us and we're all like, just hanging out, like up there.

And we we wave to every boat.

Yeah. We were waiting and everything like. Yeah, and we're people I've never been on a boat.

We may wave. It's like boat courtesy. It's kind of like it's like a courtesy to say that.

But and all of a sudden we look over Vince, it's just like a look is a do we saw before.

I'm like I look at like we said, oh my God, oh my God, it's the same fucking dude.

And we see the girl right there and we start howling.

We're like, yeah, they were they were laughing back.

And then she realized it was the same group and she was like, but like but like, no, it was like like it almost seemed like something was something was fishy, like, oh my God, they just caught us. I remember seeing that. Yeah. It almost seemed like the girlfriend like always seemed like he was like it was like a side chick. Yeah. I'm like the girlfriend was on the boat or something.

If she was just like, oh shit. And then the dude looked over and saw us and he was like, yo, that's between us.

It was, it was fucking like, like I almost felt bad. I didn't want shit to go down but.

Right. They were laughing, they were laughing but they were just like snot like stuff.

But it was like him and like six chicks on the fly and like it was like yeah I was because I remember I saw her, she put her finger to her mouth like very aggressive, like she. Yeah. And then I was just waiting for like after that you guys told me what happened and I was just waiting for like a little like catfight to break out, like, yo yo would, you know.

Yes, Ticky, both talking about this. They know no way. So it's a pretty wild way to get caught, though, like the people in the car were on a boat ride hours later.

We cross paths twice. That is that makes no fucking sense.

Right? Cross shots like that. It made no sense. I know. Said it was meant to be as crazy, but yeah, it was it was a really fun day.

We hung out on the Sikhi Charter. Had a good day. Until and oh, and I remember this like this ruined all of our nights at the end of this the end of this bar, because, you know, it was a really fucking nice day.

It was perfect. And then we it was like we literally were talking.

Yeah, we were we were calling.

But, yeah, we were pulling into the dock and they were like tying the boat back up before before we docked, there was a fire, a fire boat riding by.

We thought we were getting over. Yeah. And it was like one of the like fire rescue boat fire rescue. Yeah, that's what I said. Zane's mom was on it.

She was a firefighter. She jumps off and dies in the water and it was pitch black. At this time, it's dark out.

Yeah. So the boat keeps going and then we end up going back to the dock.

We're tying the boat up and then all of a sudden that boat comes back and we see this guy laying across the back of the boat and he has like a towel draped over his legs and he's just screaming the most horrendous scream I've ever heard in my life.

So we're like, holy shit, we're all like looking. And he's like, I see. Like, they're trying to pick him up and like, get them on to like a stretcher. And he lifts his leg. And I saw the towel dropping, like, right here.

It's like guy, you don't if you don't like, just sit like this.

It's harder when I turn on because it's really what we saw was really fucking traumatizing now.

Yeah. Yeah.

And we're all like, oh my God, did you see that? And I was like, he didn't have like his feet were like his feet were cut off and like the towel was just draped over and they were like pulling him up.

And I was just like, like off the boat on his corner on a stretcher to like the dock, like lifting them up. Yeah. And. We like I didn't I'm surprised, like, what have you guys saw that because I couldn't really see the whole towel draped over me like that.

They just looked so wrong seeing it. And then they pulled them out, got them off, and he was still, like, screaming the whole way out. And then we checked the citizen app.

Well, we asked the lady, the other paramedic that stayed on the boat. We asked what happened and she said, a boat propeller. Right. Caught his feet.

Oh, we don't know. We have no idea.

We don't know if he was, like, purposely swimming near a bow or somebody did it turn off their boat. Either way, the boat was there. It should have been turned off or he shouldn't have been swimming near it.

So we don't know if it was his fault, if it was somebody else's fault. Does that happen? We did check the citizens up and it was up right away. And it was a 30 year old guy.

And he and it was like the actual calls that were on the.

Oh, yeah. You can hear like the voice memo of the report honestly surprised that you're able to, like, find the voice.

That's probably they were just wrong. Yeah, exactly.

I'm just like that quick that people can just like finding that shit.

And that's like someone's family member, too. Yeah, right. Oh, that makes sense.

OK, and in the voice recordings, it was like one had got completely cut off and the other one was barely hanging on.

And I guess it was like stuck up in the oh my God. Oh, I don't know if we were like nauseous, like ruined the entire night, just like like we wanted to find his friends.

We wanted to like he felt helpless, horrible. Just because, like, that's such an awful thing like this. Like just just knowing this guy, like he probably had a job, had a good fucking job, you know, has the New Year just starting now.

And it was the first the first saying it was. Yeah, I think it's a second. Yeah. It's been a rough fucking year. Rough year. And this guy is like, you know, New Year and then this shit happens. It was like it really opened. All of our eyes were like, we just got to be more careful just with whatever we do.

Don't the and even with both stuff to boost us already.

Like, yeah.

People don't people don't take it seriously at all. Yeah.

But we're saying like the ocean and then plus a boat, it's, it's a scary thing you know, be very careful.

I've heard stories like we're just like fucking with boats like oh want.

And it's like I my my mom was my mom and dad. Were you there when they were telling us a story about the person. Yeah.

Oh my goodness. Oh my God. They had a honeymoon. Right. They just got married. Had a honeymoon. Not his parents. Yeah. Oh, OK. That they knew. Yeah. He had a honeymoon and they were out like on a boat and they were like snorkeling and stuff. And the wife got onto the boat and didn't see the husband and they couldn't find him in the water and like like he never came back up, didn't, like, see him.

OK, so she got worried and was like freaking out, like trying to find him. So she turned the boat on to try to like just go drive around and look for him. Yeah. And she like did like a loop to like try to like circle around and see and she ended up running him.

Oh my God. And just falling literally. Hit him in the head with the propeller and just like I'm fucking born the fucking honeymoon. What that's like out of a fucking movie like that?

What do you even go on a horror movie? Fuck, dude. Oh, my God, like that was like hearing that was so bad, like I feel like Broz Phuket's is over.

Yeah. People come here and have a good time, like a lot of podcasts and tons like you put me on an episode like this, but yeah.

Sorry, sorry about that. But yeah like that happens guys that be careful not. Oh my God. Oh my boots.

Sorry but I don't think you gonna get it right. Well one time my beer slipped off the back and I wasted a fucking white clock and the ocean took it took a a.

Oh my God. I mean one time I was a kid, 4th of July. We just go to the river with my mom, dad, couple of friends on a wakeboarding boat and everyone, like in Park, Arizona, everyone goes down to the dam for the fireworks show.

Right. And then everyone fucking bounces.

And it's like it's like blitzkrieg. Like everyone is out, just fucking flying down the river. And we're coming. We're cruising home and my dad's driving in a cigarette boat, which is a cigarette. But it's a bigger, fast, strong, powerful fast like a like a meaty boat.

And there's it's it's very wavy. Boats are crossing and it comes across us and it just causes this huge wake to go over a boat and the boat goes like nose nosedives.

Oh, my God, the water. And just I'm in the front of the water all over our boat. And all I hear is what my dad like, reverses the boat somehow or something happens.

And he's like, we kind of come out and bounce back onto the water, our tail.

And it was the gnarliest thing I thought was like, if you kept going, you would have drown. Yeah, like submerged.

It was like dudes and boats are scary.

And that's why even I as a kid wakeboarding and you would fall, I'd be so paranoid of boats and fuck fucking run me over like it's so scary. Yeah. If it's busy out there in the your wakeboarding or skiing, it's just, it's just old fashioned sail.

Just say no or nothing or less pay on land. Why are we in the water. Play video games, wakeboarding, video games.

It trades with surf. It's a fun surf game you see.

But it was a trip. Wow. Yeah I've had some. Scary times on a boat, like with my family, like we got caught in the middle of this storm on this pretty big lake, and my dad had like a little baseball and we were just trying to get back.

Perfect storm. You know, it's all I think about maybe that our boat is what, like the equivalent to the waves and the size of our boat. It's just like my white trash family in a being. My dad's in the back. Just start moving like that, like a movie, like a drift or something. You just get hit by water just like, you know, it was so funny, man. Like your dad probably thought he could take it on too.

Is like my brother was in the front, like holding on. My mom was sitting next to me.

She had her trying to keep it balanced through my life jacket, like through my back so I can bounce out of the boat. And she was like and we were just fine.

And it was just I thought I thought the bottom of the boat was going to bust out and we wouldn't make it back there. We were I was I was crying my eyes out so good.

Oh, it's fine.

Be careful on boats, man. Don't play around.

Be smart and have the right people running them. Yeah.

Hire a captain because you are not a better boat driver than somebody who doesn't really for some guys fishing right now and they say, fuck this shit.

And I feel like little boy, I feel like there's a lot of fucking on because people go on boats and they drink, you know, it's like a thing that people don't like. But I feel like so many people, drunk, drive boats, it's like so popular. I feel like to like I feel like people just like feel like it's not like drunk driving. They're like, oh, I'm on a boat. It's fine.

Yeah. And it's fucking just as bad or worse and so bad. I've heard stories about like a river float of a guy had a keg and you want to lose a keg and he tied the fucking keg to his, to his foot fell off and he drowned at the keg home one night.

I heard a story at the same river weeks ago.

At what point is that smart fucking character that doesn't even seem like comfortable?

Like, I don't like the keg was on the boat and he attached like a like a rope or a leash device to the keg because I don't want to lose the keg.

And the keg fell in and it took him with them to tie it to the bow. Like to a strong drinking.

Yeah. Drinking in the water. Like around the water. That's some shit I would do. No good.

So if you take my bow. Wow. He, he fucking he died with his keg. He died with what. A stupid fucking way to go out. Do what a patriot.

Just just fucking going down with your keg that you promised that you stick by. I don't know.

It was point it was natty like in the case probably was much more Zuhause beer, not lighter fucking Papp's.

But we actually have a another story that happened after the boat. Yeah. Pretty embarrassing one for his ship.

Don't start it off like that, dude. I was a fucking here embarrassing for me.

We could be here or I could be a hero.

Baby, literally go time I got the wrong.

So you'll do so. I was a hero. Thank you for recognizing that. And we went to go to McDonald's. We were doing a little drive thru. We just wanted to get some food real quick.

The line was up the wazoo. We this is our second time going back to McDonald's because it was like the only thing open. We were so hungry and we had paid this taxi to wait in line basically. Yeah. Who was the cool dude? There were yeah. There was no other off.

He was the point. He was with us for the night. He was just like, you guys are getting food. I don't care what happens. As long as it takes me, we're going to get you guys food. He was with us.

He was with us. Yeah. He was cracking up the whole time. Do you always fight?

So were we waited in line for this McDonald's and it was probably, what, 20 cars deep? Yeah. Yeah.

Say it was it was pretty big. Twenty cars on the drive. There was like there's a lot. So we're we're getting relatively close. We're like halfway through it. And then it gets to the point where like we were backed up on the street and then you can actually turn into the McDonald's to start getting into like the drive thru area. So we're like getting right there. And the car in front of us had somebody try to cut them off and, like, sneak in from the other way to, like, get from the street.

Right. And skip the entire line behind us. So they, like, kept close in like and they like got pissed. So they pulled up and didn't let this guy in.

They're like, no, you're not you're not getting in. Yeah. So the guys was off. OK, so he pulled out and he's like, all right, I guess I'm not skipping the line. He backed out and we're like, oh right. Yeah. Stick it to him. That's right, baby. We've been. Waiting here like it was a long time, we're waiting in line, so we're getting a little closer and then another car pulls up but tries to do it right in front of our cab.

And I'm like, oh, hell, another one. So, like, we start pulling up and they were not backing down. We're like, you know, like we are here. And we were like, we are here. We are getting into the lane together.

Oh, there's people like that. There's always people that try to fucking skip the line. They don't they don't care about anybody that's waiting. They they're like, oh, I don't care.

They just don't care. Yeah. So we were like, no. And it was like it was a fucking standoff. Like nobody wanted to back down in our cab was like, we're going like we're going yeah. So I'm like, no, like fuck this. Like I was pissed. I was like, we've been waiting here. This it's not going to go down. So I get out of the car and I'm like, mmm, you can't like I'm sorry, we're not letting you in.

We've been waiting.

There's people behind us like we are all so hungry. I was like, you're not skipping the line.

Yeah. We're like, we are not a lot of, you know, other cars are just like, yeah, they saw me get out, they saw me get out. And they were like, yeah, tell her I got this everybody back lot. And the front line, the people that were not even waiting in line anymore, they're just like, yeah, yeah, you know, Skip.

And I'm like, yeah, nobody's skipping on. This line was long enough where there was a fucking audience. Everybody understood that there was going to be no fucking skippers in this line because everybody waited. Their fucking people were honking. They had my back. And I was like, man, you're not getting through. And she's like, I need to get in there. And I was like, I don't care. We're all hungry. She's like she's like, well, I work here.

And I was like, Yeah, you're right. I was like, OK, show me your badge. She was like, what are you talking about? But I was like, if you work here, show me show me your name tag. Show me a McDonald's. Yeah. And she was like, I don't have a name tag. And I was like, likely story. So reviser. And she was like, I work here, I'm the manager.

I was like, oh, here we go. I was like, man, you need to leave. And she was like, I'm the manager.

And I was like, All right, where is your visor? I was like, where's your McDonald's visor? She's like, I don't have a visor. I was like I was like, let me see some credentials. Where's your credentials? I was like I was like, you don't have a license slip sneakers.

Show me on something.

She was in like just a normal shirt. And I was just like, where's your visor? She's like, I work here. I was like, where's your visor? I work, where's your visor? And it was just goes back and forth. And honestly, like, at this point we like we could have let her pass, but we were there for so long and we had an audience. And if we like Lady Posto, people like Show Divisors.

Yeah. Where's your visor? And I was like, she doesn't have one. And it was end of the world.

Everybody who was hungry, it was they were in a convertible behind us. So it was like more like they're hanging out of the car. It was fun.

It was exciting. And like I was I wasn't letting I had the line. You did good. I wasn't backing down. Everybody else did good because everyone was just like, boom, you get out of here. So she's just like just she backs up and then sped off.

And he was like, yeah. So I was like in front of her car though, and I was letting the people in and I was like holding her back. And she was like I was just like, come on. She again through.

And then that she ended up speeding off, she got pissed, tipped off and then like I go to get back into the car, I'm walking around. All of a sudden her car comes whipping around the parking lot, around the breaches in another back entrance and like pulls into this front spot.

And we're like, oh, look at her look. And there she goes. She's going to try to walk up. She's really she's really pretending throughout all this like, oh, she's going really far with this. She's man.

And then she gets out and all of a sudden they they looked at me and they just pointed, no.

And I'm like, What? What? I turned around. She's walking in the back fucking entrance opens this giant door and storms inside.

She was there.

She was the fucking manager.

Oh, no, everybody, you sleep was day. I was not here.

The entire line was silent. It was Jones who was the manager, Joe, everybody at this point, everybody got out of their cars because they were like they were such in shock, they had to, like, come outside.

And I went from hero to zero, so fucking quick. It was like it was nuts. It was probably the worst I've ever felt. People were throwing tomatoes at me.

But this guy sucks. Yeah. People, sweatshops, everybody pretty much fell by. It was it was silent. No one was like, it's OK, buddy, you did your best. It was just kind of like, oh, we don't want our food to get fucked up.

Yeah, no, nobody has my back. Where was that energy?

But at this point I was like, Heath, we need to get the fuck away from our car because this entire McDonald's is about to do everything in their power to mess up our food.

Yeah. So we all we need to get out of this car. We need to get away like we just because we've been waiting in this line again for like an hour, we're like we just need to protect our food. So we're on the side. Everybody keeps coming up to us and they're just like, yo, what the fuck? Right.

We us three, we walked away. We hid behind those trees. We hit our cars going up to the window. We hid behind the trees. Oh, my God. I didn't.

Didn't your buddy like Tipper actually at the window because her. Yeah, a good amount of money. I was like, so sorry about that. We literally thought you were. And she actually she actually ended up being. She was the sweetest. Yeah. Oh good. Oh.

Like we were just so surprised at like what a roller coaster of emotions.

Yeah. Wow. We were just surprised. It wasn't like more clear she because she said she worked there but like I don't know, we felt like she didn't really put up a good fight because she didn't have an argument.

She had no argument, no credentials. It's like if you were a manager of a restaurant and somebody was in love with you, I'd get out of the car and be like, get the fuck out of my way. I work. But she she was it almost seemed like she was lying. She picked the wrong fight. She should have chose a different lane, a couple of lanes. But she chose she should use that and said, yeah, yeah.

I mean, she did it easily. She literally went around and boom, that's it. Like she was sitting there for twenty minutes fighting and none of her employees came in and I didn't see her manager through the window. And it's just me where you guys are there probably. Oh there's that bitch she's getting there in. Oh we're looking at her. She, she called me ambitious. She walks in and the girls are like, Miss Stacey, you're late.

I was late yesterday, but I'm not sure you imagine getting called to cover like a line that is just so busy and you're the manager and like, you don't want to be going to work at that time of night.

Yeah. And this is like you you're just trying to go help because your store is getting bombarded and there's a line and you're just like, oh, you're trying to do is just get in to work. And there I am. Yeah. Nametag, no credentials.

Reviser It's the middle of the night and it's like in the end of the day we paid like much extra to just to cover just the fucking headaches and the headache. Yeah. And everybody is going in that. And I think we all learned a valuable lesson that day.

What bring bring your credentials to financials.

Heath, I said I side with you. You know, I'm not upset with you for embarrassing us, but there was a car you get.

Oh yeah. No, I was right before I got out halfway after he did the whole the whole spiel and she wasn't moving. I was like, you know, I'm add a little spice and you're not coming through. I'm validating you because there was a couple of cars in front of the car.

There's a couple of cars in front already trying to skip the line before her. Yeah.

You know, so it's like and everyone's hungry. Everyone's little little hangry. Right. Pornography like, you know, we want our food and you wanna go you want to go home, go to bed.

All right. Well, guys. All right. OK, go ahead. OK, well, thank you again for coming on. This is fun.

I like that. That's fine. Thanks for having it. Yeah, I had a great time. I was. I want everyone. Thank you. I'll be honest, I was nervous and this time I had a lot of coffee. And I know you guys haven't really had any of the the blogs go out on the blogs on the first one.

Holy shit. Pop the cherry. Yeah. That's got a lot of coming from hell. Yeah. I'll be here again for the drunk episode.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to we're going to bring the high episode. High episode. Yeah. We're running through you guys. Cool. So you have me on. Yeah.

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Dotcom, Justin and Heath make sure to check out our coffee on. Preorders are still out. We are trying our hearts to catch up to y'all.

I think we actually just got confirmation that all of the preorders have been shipped. We've had a little bit of a difficult time and sorry for anybody going through it and dealing with. A little wonky situation with the coffee orders. Yeah, there's been a select handful that have gotten a little messed up, but our team is trying the best we possibly can to make it up to you guys. And and if something was wrong, you guys are going to get a little special gift in your box.

It's coming.

And unfortunately, it happen to like the very first people that did order it, which sucks because you guys shouldn't be having any problems, especially the first. Yeah, but long story short, it's our first time.

So give us give us some time. We are very sorry.

And we we did much better than Ozzie expected though.

Like like, ah, when we got down we expected the warehouse to catch fire. Yeah exactly. And it didn't seem like we're actually very thankful for that. And again, sorry it won't happen again hopefully but yeah.

Kuramoto Dotcom, make sure to tell you we have three flavors. Hollis Plantation Vanilla and cinnamon, French toast. They're fucking awesome. And yeah, it makes it awesome. Bubba.

Got anything. No. Do something. Do something funny. Maybe do something for.

Oh all right guys. Or because is out there that you are part of the club. OK, sorry. Unfiltered like unfiltered club.

Unfiltered club is pretty cool. I like that. We should make a speakeasy. Unfiltered club. We'll see you next week. Tablas Todd blu's. Very good.