All right. Before we start this episode, we have a huge announcement that we've been waiting to share with you guys, and today is the day.

We've been hiding this for months. We've been wearing this for five months, and we don't want to say a word because we just wanted to-Just pop it on you.pop it on you. If you guys haven't heard already, you've probably seen it everywhere, but if you haven't, and it's your first time listening, Keith and I decided that we were going to do a brand new show. That's right, baby. With two lovely girls that we've had on this show before, twice already, and they are here today. Their names are Alicia and Remi from the Pretty Basic podcast. We decided to join forces.

I was going to say that in my head, join forces.

I took it from me.

We decided to collaborate and make the show Pretty Ex unfiltered.

Yes, everybody loved our episodes that we did in the past with them, them coming on ours, us going on theirs. We just thought it was super fitting, and we just have a really good time recording with you guys, and we wanted to start a brand new show.

Well, to first start this off, I know Rem and I, this is to the viewers because here's the thing. We are not... We are aware of the unfiltered chemistry between these two and Matt and Mariah. We are in no way trying to-They're trying to step on toes.

We're not trying to...

That's not what we're trying to do.

Big shoes to fill, and we're not even filling the shoes.

No, we're not even attending.

This is us after seeing some of the comments. We are rilling it back in. We want to cover all grounds before we launch this It's the first episode. But yeah, we're going to have episodes out every Thursday on the Pretty Ex unfiltered channel, which is completely separate from this show and their show, and we are not going anywhere. Unfiltered is still going to be unfiltered. That's right. We're still posting every Mondays and Tuesdays, and they're going to still be posting every Wednesdays on Pretty Basic.

I was like, Is he going to get it? We got a one in seven chance.

We got a one in seven.

We're not going anywhere. We're still going strong, but we had some time. We love each other's energy, and I feel like we're friends, but we're not close enough where we haven't talked about everything. So we thought, why not?

The conversation is fresh. We did record our first episode. It's absolutely insane. It is so funny. It's one of the funniest episodes we've ever done.

Okay, reel it back.

Reel it back. You guys haven't seen it yet.

I haven't seen it either.

It is really funny. You were the only one drunk.

She was wasted.

I know I was very vulnerable on that first episode, and I I know it's not going to end there.

Zane was opening up.

We were trying to set the tone for the rest of the year, and we definitely did. I know it's only going to get worse.

We're going to feel back. I'm going to ask the question.

I think you heard what I told Mariah, I was like, imagine in a month, it goes south.

We're like, Okay, we can't do this.

We'll just have the set and do Lofy Study Beats, and we'll make millions just off of the loop, all the music.

There we go. What's Lofy Study Beats?

You never listen to Lofy Study What is lofi study beans?

Study beats, music? Like lofi, it's a music. Like Lofy, it's like a seven-hour loop.

It's like a seven-hour loop. I have no idea. It's that girl who's at her desk, the animation of the girl at her desk.

The Rain.

It's just music to put on in the background while you're studying.

Okay.

All right. What's Study Beans? What's Study Beans? But we are going to link the channel in the description below. Make sure to check out the first episode. It's really, really funny.

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Oh, also, audio and video are being posted the same day, right? If you guys want to take a listen on the drive to work, you hop on the audio and then if you want to finish the video because you want to see our sexy faces, then you're going to go to the YouTube channel.

Something that I'm really excited about is that Zane said, and all of us have said that, you guys have been more closed off on your show. So I think that this is going to be really fun because we're going to push the limits and you're going to be able to open up a little more, share about your love life.

. I'm so excited. No, and I really love that. I should be showing myself off a little bit more on it. I've definitely been closed off on it. It's been a lot of anxiety, but they're going to pull me right back out of that anxiety. Anxiety, depression is going to go away on the show. It's just gone.

We don't know her.

But yeah, we're really excited about this. We've been just waiting for the past five months.

Well, we will let you guys get back to your show and make sure to check out Pretty Exxon Filters.

Thank you, guys.

All right. Enjoy the show.

Is there matcha cereal out there? Where you eat the matcha cereal and then the liquid with the milk is like a little matcha.

I'm sure there's matcha. They're not going to have it. It With the kid cereal because no parents are going to get that.

Hear me out. This is the combo. Iced matcha as your milk.

Okay.

But the cereal is honeycombs.

Not honeycombs. I was thinking more strawberry cereal. No.

Like Captain Crunch. Honeycombs. That like, dude.

Honeycombs. Is that still around? Remember the Honeycomb guy? That little crazy man? I haven't seen that guy.

I thought it was a bee.

Honeycombs were good.

No, Chirios was the bee. Chirios. Honeycombs was like the Tasmanian devil-looking furry thing.

Do you know Honeycomb was that? You know Honeycomb was-This guy. You know Honeycomb was pissed, too, because they knew they were going to do Chirios, they were going to do the circle, and then Chirios came out with it first with the B. They were like, What the hell we're going to do now? They based it off like that.

From the Wild Thornberries?

Yeah, I bet they got rid of him because it was promoting addiction because they made him crazy, right?

He was like, Give me my Honeycomb. Oh, yeah, that was his name was Crazy Craving.

Oh, my God. Can I tell you guys about the time? I don't even know if I'm supposed to say this. We'll say it. Speel it. I got a deal for... I'm not even going to say the chips just in case I'm scared. I need to read the agreement. But it was a deal for a certain brand of chips. I did this entire video, and the whole concept was addiction. It was, I'm a true life. I'm addicted to chip brand. They approved everything. They loved it. I did the whole thing. It was like, It was a whole show. It was a whole show.

It was like a 20-minute video dedicated to this, but it looked so good.

I probably put as much time into this as a 100th video. It was just like, I just really wanted to... That was just the idea. I got it done and I sent it back. They were like, We don't like that. It's a promoting addiction. And we're like, You approved the addiction idea. And they scrapped the whole thing. I couldn't post it.

I wonder if the gears set a precedent for every other brand deal because usually for people listening, influencers, when you do get a brand deal. They give you a brief and they give you a brief and they give you all the rules. And usually, if it's a consuming product, they're always saying, Don't promote eating or addiction.

Yes. And usually they say that, but it did not say this time. And I also gave them the concept. And the word I kept on using was, True Life, I'm an addict to this.

It was the best thing I've watched content creator-wise. It was unbelievable. It was like watching a movie.

I wanted more. Back then, it was pretty... I watched it, I'm like, oh. But back then, I felt like it was a really good piece of content.

You technically can't publicly post it to YouTube or anything, but we should put it on the Patreon just so somebody can see it.

I've always wanted to just put it somewhere because I just wanted to see it, but I just didn't want to get in trouble.

You should just blur it out and dub over it. You do a different product. I'm so addicted to Cromotica. I don't know.

If you can't promote addiction, then everyone has to stop saying, I'm obsessed.

Yeah, because obsession could be bad, too.

Obsession is bad. Obsession is addiction.

Why are you so obsessed with me? That's a negative song. That's not a positive song. Right. Get that on check.

I don't think I ever saw it, though. What? I've heard you've said this story a few times to me.

Matt, it's so good.

I could show you it after. Oh, please. Yeah, it's really good. We should just watch it for the unwind. Yeah. We should just watch it Yeah. Let's roll the intro.

All right, let's do it. It's Comethous, baby.

Sorry. Why do I need to be singing the intro? Everyone's trying to listen. You guys are trying to listen.

It's also probably not on beat, the intro song, ever.

I'm just so selfish.

There's got to be one One day where it's perfectly in sync.

I'm going to keep trying until it gets there.

In our intro song, when you hear the liquid pouring, did Bruce actually pour coffee into a cup, or is that just a sound bite?

I think it was a sample. I'm sure he has a million sample audios. As you know, as always, this episode is sponsored by Accelerator, baby, the best energy drink out there on the market.

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Did I tell you that I was trying to make I don't know what I was thinking. I just really wanted to make a song, a rap song. Boom. Just like a Young Gravy type of rap. I don't know.

A party hit.

Yeah, I was just... I don't know. I really wanted to do it. This is all I got. All I want to tell you what this was. We ended it. We didn't get far, but the beat of it was a circus.

That's pretty cool. It's a good It's a lot of fun.

It didn't sound good. It didn't sound... I mean, just my voice on it, it just sounded way too like... That's been crooked in a...

How long ago was this?

This was two and a half years ago, two and a half, three years ago.

It's not that long ago.

But there is a sample out. There's a demo out there somewhere on someone's hard drive.

Something is out there. But it's so rough where it would just be super embarrassing if that ever came out.

If it went huge, if it went massive, would you be like, Oh, shit, now I got to turn this into becoming a next young gravy thing, or would you just be like, Fuck it?

Obviously, I would drop all my friends and then just drop the podcast and then-Focus on music. Yeah, focus on music and world tour. Dipset on my mama, daddy. Then I tell every podcast I'm on that, Oh, I never fucking knew them.

Look, he's already making money from the song.

There you go.

No, I wouldn't because I know I'm not meant for that. I cannot sit there.

There's nothing wrong with being a one hit wonder. If you hit it big, and even if it's that one song- I respect that.

Like Rebecca Black, one hit wonder. She's amazing.

Rebecca Black is back, though. What do you mean she's back?

She's putting music now? Yeah, dude.

She's Rebecca back now. She puts out hyper pop music, like Charlie XCX shit. It goes so hard. Really?

It's good? Yeah.

She has remixes to Friday. It slaps. But good for her.

Well, thank you so much for tuning into another episode. Episode of unfiltered. Imagine. I want to do three minute episodes.

Oh, man.

Hong Kong.

Wow. Okay. Yeah, let's jump into it.

Did you hear about the new Invention of the Year by Time magazine, Mariah?

Invention of the Year? What?

Was that even- It's a new pasta.

No.

Wait, they invented a new pasta this year?

A guy, a new cut, invented a new pasta. It's a new cut of pasta. And Is he from Italy or America? He's American. It's called Cascatelli. Sounds wow. This dude just wanted to figure out the best way of forkability, the way the sauce stays on the pasta, and the way it feels in your mouth. It hit off. Yeah, Cascatelli, guys, is the new pasta.

Mariah, now that you're looking at this pasta, can you rate it before trying it?

I'm going to be real. Yeah, because I do like the macaroni with the It's like waves in it because it holds the sauce better.

How fun for him to try to figure out what sauce goes best with every pasta is the same, but there has to be one sauce that goes perfect with that pasta. What is it going to be?

It would be like this. This is what I'm thinking. Like either a Vaca sauce or a spicy.

It's so evenly dressed on it. The way the sauce is dressed, sits on.

Wait, I didn't know this whole time I could be freaking inventing a new pasta. I should have been doing that.

You got it.

Brian gets it for next year.

It does look like, if you're listening, it looks like an octopus, right? Like tentacles?

Oh, a little boy. That could have been an inspiration for him.

It looks just like the perfect combo of every type of pasta you do like. It's got large enough to-It's got the smooth on the back. Yeah.

Or it looks like a hearing aid.

It looks noodily.

A cochlear implant. Quick fact about pasta that I just found out yesterday. Did you know that you can't Talk dirty, too.

That was so unlikely.

Sorry, guys.

That was so unlike me. I don't know. Keep over me.

We're just talking about pasta again. Oh, God. You cannot break a piece of pasta uncooked in half into two pieces.

Oh, evenly? No.

Like one break, two break?

If you take it and you bend it-Oh, there's always a little end that comes off, too.

It will break into three or four pieces. It won't have one snap. It'll fragment.

You always have pieces that fly.

Yeah.

Even if you took a knife to it on a cutting board.

No, you have to snap. You can cut. But if you were to bend it and break it in half.

Spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

Wow.

Some guy set out for a life mission to figure out why it does that.

Life mission. I want to hop in like that.

Imagine that's your passion in life. They did slow-mo cameras and everything, and then they found out that if you pinch the ends with this machine and you twisted it one rotation, you're able to break it in half clean because the way the pressure snaps back, it makes it...

Yeah. Oh, whoa.

It's always in multiple pieces.

My dick when I fornicate.What.

Does that even mean?Sane, that was so unlike you.

Yeah, whoa.

Wait, did I not get that right?What's.

Fornicate mean?Fornicate, it's like to have sex. Okay, come on.

I know my words.

It snaps in three places.

Well, that was the joke. The comments, Well, that wasn't funny.

When you throw pasta on a wall, though, for it to stick, is that to say if it sticks, it's done? Yeah.

What a weird test. They couldn't have thought of something a little bit cleaner.

Is that for al dente, though? Yeah. Okay. Because I feel like it wouldn't be fully done if it's sticking because that means there's like, hardness still on it. But I guess that's the whole point of al dente is that it's not fully fully, fully cooked.

Have you guys seen the new game people are playing? I love this game. I want to play it where they would grab a random object, a pretzel or a bun or a steak. The game is you have to try to find out, you have to cut it in half. Yes. Then you have to try to get as close as possible for both sides to weigh each other to get to the same weight. This is a video game. No, it's a game. It's a game people play. They'll film it. And imagine they grab a piece of steak, and then the person has to cut it in the middle, try to find where the middle is, where both sides weigh the exact same to the other.

Two food scales or just one scale, and then you put it?

No, you just grab one side, you weigh it out, you get the number, you write it down, and then you grab the other piece, and you weigh it down.

You have to try to get as close as possible. That is a game I could play for a very long time.

I don't think you could. If I was in a room by myself and had all these objects, I would do that all day and just play it myself.

This is like a solo game. You're not It's betting on it with other people. Is everyone else like, Oh, shit.

It's just for the sake of trying to get close and get excited.

Yeah, I think drug dealers do that all day.

That's what they do. I bet you on a scale They'll just be like, Yeah, this is a grand, man. Winner gets a discount on their whole stash.

Also, speaking of food, real quick, did you see what Wendy's is trying to do with their pricing? I'm actually blown away Okay. Wendy's is going to start introducing surge pricing for their food items. It's not going to be a consistent price throughout the day. The price will raise and lower depending on surge rates like an Uber. You know how it's like it depends on how many people are trying to Uber at that time will make the rate go up.

Depending on the location as well.

At lunch rush hour, the prices are going to be higher than if you were to go at another time. Absurd.

That's absurd. Doesn't her daughter listen to this podcast?

Ms. Wendy, figure it out.

Wendy Thomas, I know their daughter, she does listen. She does. No, I remember. Because Wendy Thomas remembered me. Wendy, we got to talk about this, okay?

That's crazy. You're sure this is the accurate They're saying they're going to do it.

It may adopt search pricing models similar to ride sharing companies. Now, I guess that would also have to depend on the locations, too. If you have a Wendy's that's in the middle of Times Square or something like that, I guess.

For this, to be fair, though, they can't have the lowest price as the price that they have now. You know what I mean? They have to go lower than what their price is normally, just so it is-There would have to be two in the morning or three in the morning.

You get a cheaper discount. And your burger is 50 cents.

Are most Wendy's 24 hours?

I don't think so. No, not most of them. It's only McDonald's that are 24 hours.

I swear there's only two Wendy's in all of LA. There's never a Wendy's out here.

Do certain food chains They get Dibs on a certain area?

It's like a gang. They represent.

Wendy's only allowed to have two locations here. We're allowed to have 20 because we own this land.

I don't think they invested that much into the real estate out here. I think it's a real estate game. And they were late to the game for LA.

Or maybe it's the mayor. If I was the mayor, I'd be like, I don't want any Wendy's here.

Karen Bass with the sas.

The mayor got food poisoning a long time ago from a Wendy's, and he's like, Absolutely not.

But no, Carl's Jr. Let's put them on every fucking in LA. Carl's Jr.

Is really on every corner in this city.

They're not nice at Carl's Jr. They're really like, what? I'm like, I'm here to order.

I love those videos. We're going to check for a way. How are you doing? How can it be your pleasure? How can it?

It's a sun-shining day. The fuck do you want? When I met Carl's Junior, I'm like, You all don't have to do it if you all don't want to. I'll leave.

I've been feeling like that a lot lately, going to different places to order stuff. I just feel like I'm such an inconvenience, and I'm not going to be the person to be like, This is your job. I'm just going to leave. Obviously, they're having a bad day or something.

You clearly don't want to be here right now.

But it's crazy.

Somebody just posted a funny video, and they were like, Let me ask you something, fast food workers, are they pulling the extra sauce I asked for out of your paycheck? Yes. Put it in the bag.

Yeah, put it in the bag. If somebody forgets to put sauce in the bag, just put it in the bag.

I can talk shit because I worked at Panda Express. There'd be no excuse to forget anything. No excuse. Rush hour, no excuses.

Well, this because they're run by Asians. They run a tight ship in their motherfuck. They run a tight ship. You should see when I order from Green apple, I don't know why I was scared to say that. When I order, it's because I'm their top client. Number one. I always say I want to walk in one day because I know my name is the only name.

If there was a leaderboard, whoever spent the most at this restaurant.

I know I've given them the most money out of anybody in this city because I order it every...

You're like Meryl Streep in the Devil Wears Prada, just like, Gird your loins. Just coming in. I don't want to walk in.

I just want to be like, Hey, guys, I'm Zane. They're like, Oh. But what was I saying? Yeah. Oh, they will give me extra shit. They'll give me 15 fortune cookies. They'll give me forks, knives, spoon. I don't even have soup. Here's a spoon.

They pack it all up. We didn't even charge extra at Panda for sauce. We were like, You want 10 teriyaki sauces? Sure. Here you go. Sure, absolutely. Even if they were nasty.

Or even if they're nasty, you give them even more just to piss them off because of how many sauces they have now.

I did used to do a lot of things like that.

You know how all sauces are packaged now? I know it's much easier to just grab the sauces and throw it in there. I can't stand it. But I'm trying to figure out, is there a better, cheaper way? Right now, I'm trying to be on the fast foods side. What if there's a way they can make it cheaper where they don't have to buy all these? Because those cartridges, I'm sure it's expensive to get a bunch of them.

The plastic ones, ones that are like, dipping.

You know how they have the ketchup pump? Why don't they just have all their sauces on pump?

That's what Arby's does. Yeah, it's not like a pump, but it's just more... It's faster, though. It's more like they just put a big bag of teriyaki sauce in the machine. It's like a soda machine. Like a vending machine. Yeah, like a vending machine. It just- And just boop. Squeezes out. Yeah, but that'd be a mess. I don't know, but... For me, the The thing is that that would be such a cheap option.

For Dine In, yeah. No. Imagine to go and then your DoorDash person is-Imagine the TikToks.

No. No, it's not that manual, though. It's just so much more automated than that.

Have you ever had a for real milkshake at a gas station where you put the cup in and it goes into the machine and mixes it and takes it out? You don't touch it.

That tastes like ass, though.

No, it does not.

Are you serious?

Have you had one?

I'm done. Say yes, I've had one. No way.

It must have been a bad day. Zane, I'm sick right now.

I'm done.

They're like at a Wawa?

Yeah, a big gas station like that. You go in and you pick. There's a machine or a refrigerator that has all the different flavor ones.

You have to see.

They are I've seen them. I just don't never know if I'm craving a gas station milkshake.

Then you choose the thickness of it that you want.

Yes, the thickness. They have every flavor.

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I was watching this TikTok of this lady. She's just so straightforward. She was on a subway being an everybody guy. She's like, You know what I'm sick of? Tipping. Why? Why am I making my coffee and tipping? She was describing everything that she has to do herself these days. Then all of a sudden, the iPad flips and now she has to give it to me.

It is crazy.

The world of tipping has completely flipped upside down. It's supposed to be like service and care. It just turned into where people are making their own.

I just don't get the whole thing of why Employers are allowed to pay their employees such little money, and it's on us, the customer, to give them their salary. That whole concept actually blows my mind.

They're relying on strangers.

It blows my mind. Pay your employee.

Yeah. Why is that up to me?

You make it so much easier. If they go above and beyond and they do an exceptional job, you can give gratuity as a bonus.

I mean, don't get us wrong, we all tip actually very well, but this is just a very interesting-We do because we have to, because It's so stupid. I know people don't tip. I feel like people aren't tipping.

So we make up for it.

I know. I definitely make up for it.

It incentivizes good service. I completely agree with you.

I wish I started working when I was like, Hey, I really wanted a job when I was younger.

It's against the law.

I know, but it shouldn't be, though.

I was twelve. Well, I think an eight-year-old should be able to start his own business, but I think it's bad for someone to hire an eight-year-old. What do you mean? Start a business. An eight-year-old, if you want to go mow lawns, go walk people's dog as a neighborhood service.

That's an employee, though. You're being employed to do a service.

Encouraging an 18-year-old to be an entrepreneur, I think that's a good thing. But I think if you're hiring an 18-year-old to go make you money, no.

If the kid started it himself and it's going door to door.

Okay, that didn't make sense.

It just helped you learn the value of a dollar early. We were babysitting, we were shoveling driveways, we were walking dogs.

Yeah, Italians, go get You're 10 years old. Start a business. Start a business. We came here for a reason.

Yeah, I saw a mom get arrested. Well, this was like, I probably have said this story before a couple of years ago outside of the Staples Center. Well, now Crypto Arena.

I finished the story.

The mom, though, was making her kid work one of the hot dog stations. An eight-year-old was drilling, and then the mom got arrested for having her eight-year-old work. But the thing is, it's like, yo, yeah, he's eight years old. He doesn't need to be doing that.

Right, but have the same energy. People think I think just because they're not physically seeing it, but we outsource work from these third-world countries, and people are five years old working and doing this. Have the same energy for that. But don't sit there.

There's so much hypocrisy in the dark, dark end of the world. Of course, there's child labor behind everything. We That's what we should eliminate child labor.

The batteries for our iPhone are mined by children. I think there's a healthy way to teach kids how to work at an early age without abusing it.

And not a real job. It's just under the table stuff around your neighborhood, helping elderly people, volunteering and stuff.

But when I pay under the table, it's illegal.

Yeah, it teaches you responsibility. It gives you a little bit income. If you wanted a tour or something, you were able to buy it for yourself.

When I realized what going to the store and buying stuff meant, my mom was like, If you want it, you have to make your own money. Figure it out.

Yeah, or Girl Scout cookies, is that child labor? Someone is.

That's a really good example.

But they are raising money for their troops, and they are doing community service. Bullshit.

Have you seen the head of Girl Scout, where she living there? Come on now. Those Girl Scouts are frollicking in the woods to pay that mansion off.

They're getting all the badges.

Dude, but those cookies are so damn good. You see, there's some stuff where I'm like, Okay, child labor is okay, right? Girl Scouts.

Right.

The cookies are damn good.

It's a.

God, them new cookies that they came out with, you all little bitches killed it with that.

Zane thinks it's little girls baking in an oven.

That's all they should do, the commercial for Girl Scouts.

I think they outsource it from Kibler.

I think Kibler just makes all their- Where all the elves make them in the tree.

I feel like that is a Girl Scout cookie.

I think there's two territories. There's two companies that make the Girl Scout cookies because I know certain names of them are different depending on what side of the country you are. Because I know Samoas, and I think LA is in California, Samoas, but some people call them Caramel Delights because the recipe is the same, but the distributor is a different person.

Okay. I want to get in that.

I want to see that succession series, the Girl Scout cookies.

A dark Girl Scout series would be sick.

That's brilliant. Because right now, the trendy script is Origin, Black Berry, The Beanie Bane movie, Pinball, Tetris, Girl Scout.

But maybe there isn't a lot bad that's happening there, but they could just fake it and make it. Or is that allowed?

It could be a parody clause. Maybe, I don't know, Girl Scouts will probably come after us. Girl Scouts, I'll say this about buying Girl Scout cookies, and I feel a little weird as an adult. The Girl Scout, she needs to be the one selling the cookies. Sometimes I'll come up and the parents are selling it.

Well, it's because they're young.

They're very young. Yeah, maybe I'm an adult, I shouldn't even be talking to a child. Yeah, I know.

But I feel like- Well, that's why they're there to chaperone to make sure that-I had to go around door to door selling as a boy scout by myself. But they also probably realized that they probably weren't seeing all the funds come in from all the boxes. I could see people just walking by, little girls, and they were just grabbing a box easily, and they're not paying attention.

They're not like, But when the parents are speaking...

The Boy Scouts should be... I'm still stealing from a Girl Scouts. What person?

I hate a Boy Scouts, though, or Cubscouts. We had to sell popcorn, but we didn't even have it honest. We had to be like, Do you want popcorn in three weeks plus shipping and handling? I I was like, Yeah, I think I'm going to want popcorn in the future. It was such a shitty product to sell. Did you ever, though... Did you still have to sell stuff, though, for maybe band or orchestra or theater?

Yeah. What was ridiculous was for theater, we had to get those big candy boxes, right? There was 120 candies in it, and you had to sell them for whatever price they were listed at, and you had two weeks to do it. You weren't able to be like, Hey, sorry, I only sold half. If you didn't finish selling it, my parents had to pay out of pocket. That's how to cover the rest of it.

That's crazy. That's a fucking scam. Shame on those companies who go in and go, Let's pray on children and get them to sell shit and put them in a financial pit hole if they don't fulfill it.

That's really crazy. Then my mom would be like, All right, I guess I'm writing you a check for $85 for the rest of the candy that didn't get sold. That's terrible. Then first of all, every kid in school has a box, so nobody in school is buying because everybody's trying to sell their own.

Everyone's sick to their stomach.

Then you make your parent take it to their work, and all those parents are there with their boxes, and nobody wants...

I'm not going to lie. Every time I saw one of the kid with the boxes, I was so jealous because I was like, How do they get to do that? Have just a box of chocolate on them.

Then you had to carry a fucking extra large briefcase around full of Twix and Carmellos.

You forget about it, leave it in the car, it melts.

Done. I think one time I was actually helping a girl sell her, but I brought it to her in the next class. I think I was probably interested in just having the box on me and trying to sell it. I ate two.

They're like, Fuck. Me again.

Oh, man. I think I dreamed of just having it just for myself, just so I can have it whenever I wanted. Yeah.

But they would bring out that pamphlet, almost like a scolastic book fair newspaper thing, and it would have all the different things that you could win. If you sold the most, they would have an inflatable robot.

Just a scam.

Man, incentives for kids were crazy. I thought I would win everything. I was like, I only have to sell a million of these bars and I'll get whatever.

Imagine what they do now. It's just like the Japanese sweets from like, you know those people do the-Mystery box. Yeah, mystery box. Whatever mystery they have, they have to try to sell it. They open it like, Oh, fuck. It's like the worst items in a box, and now you have to sell it.

Box tops, remember that? Where it'd be like, Rip off the top of your cereal box, bring it to school, and we'll give your school 10 cents. What is this?

They still have it on the side of the box.

Box tops, 10 cents. I guess it... But it's like, Okay, then what the fuck is that? Because you're not asking me to recycle the entire box. You're asking me to bring a tiny thing that they could already fucking donate to the school. But it's like a proof of purchase.

Pretty much.

It also ends up being a tax write-off for the company because they can say that they donated it to the education department or whatever.

I think everybody's just waking up and realizing. That's why-That we're all just ponds in this game.

When you're at CVS and they're like, Want to donate to St. Jude's? No. No. Absolutely not. I will donate my own personal money. I'm not making that a tax write off for you. Sorry, CVS.

And how much they hound you down on it now?

Insane.

They're on media. I haven't even paid. It's like, Would you like to do... They are just all trained to force that shit. That's the thing.

They're forced, too. They don't want to do it, but if If they get caught not saying it, they're done. It's so cutthroat.

The training memo, they go, If they say no, let out a big exhale. Sigh, go.

She just pulls out a dollar from her wall.

I also don't like, we did this at Panda, but seeing other places do it now, I can't stand it. I usually give a tip, right? And those places that ring the bell when you tip, I'm like, I do not. And I'm like, I have my head down. They're like, We have another tip donation.

I'm like, oh. That's why I wanted to tip a cold stone, but I never did it because I didn't want them to, Hey, da, da, da. I was like, No.

That was like a mariachi band.

I'm like, Damn it. Bitch, I have my money.

Dude, I felt so bad that every time someone... So embarrassing. They were in unison all have to sing something, and I bet you it was probably exciting the first couple of times. One, two, three, chocolate chip.

Thank you for the dollar tip.

So embarrassing. Why are you bringing attention? It's like giving is supposed to be just in secret and just out of the kindest of your heart, not the attention. Look what I did.

I also don't like the tip jar because there was... I just went with my...

People are making them really funny, right?

They're really funny. It's like team whatever this, that. But we went when my dad was in town to this bagel shop nearby, and I wanted to give the lady a tip directly. She was very sweet. She was helpful. The person that I dealing with. She finished taking the order and I was getting ready to give a tip and there was just a jar on the side. I wanted to be like, here. Can you down? This is for you. I don't want to go put this in a jar over here. That's a communal thing that nobody... I just want to give it to you.

I want you to have it. I don't want there to be this split at the end of the day.

You have to do it in secrecy, though, because if somebody else sees you doing that, then they get in trouble for not immediately putting it in the jar.

It's crazy, though. If you're going to underpay them and make them work for tips and then not allow them to take a tip for personally being good, I just, I don't get it.

I remember we were at, I forget where you were. I think it was in Florida. We were looking, it was a bartender, and we wanted to give him a tip. Oh, yeah. And he was like, Oh, no, no, I can't take that. We're like, No, take it. He's like, What was he saying?

You're just saying he wasn't allowed to.

But he was scared to take it.

And the manager was over on the corner watching.

He's like, Yeah. So is TikTok going away?

The band? I don't know.

It's looking like it.

A lot of people are working on it right now. That's the other part of the band. A lot of people will lose jobs. The selfish part in my head is like, oh, my God, this is rotting my brain.

Oh, my recipes that I haven't made yet.

I'm all for it to being divested into American ownership. I'm all for that. And I really do hope people are able to maintain their followings and keep the content up. That is the sad part.

It's like Vine or before it got deleted.

Because some of us thought... The sad thing about Vine is, even though we thought at one point, oh, maybe someone else will buy it, we'll still be able to keep it around. It all went the way along with the data. That was really sad. That sucked. Because a lot of people worked really hard. I love all the TikToks I made, but ones that I've enjoyed watching that I love to... I don't want to have to hunt for those in some form of lost.

That's going to really suck.

The whole It's the thing about it. It just seems like a power play from us to ban it.

From China.

Which will force the owner to sell off shares. It's just going to be us coming in and buying it, and now it's going to be something that we are going to profit off of as Americans. Just to make money.

Yes. In a way, and also control our narrative. The thing is about China is that they can make us get even more divided by pushing certain content to certain groups and make us go crazy.

They're They're really good at that.

Yeah, they're notorious for it. I'm saying I don't want to be like, They're the most evil people ever. But I'm just saying I'm sick of the paranoia and how much America freaks out about the privacy and that we don't own it and that they're behind all of it. I want that paranoia to go away.

What sucks is that TikTok, there was a good couple of years where it was no bullshit. It was just all just straight entertainment and people just went on the app just to either forget about the day, just to have something to enjoy, laugh at, dances. I don't know. There was nothing else but entertainment. Now it's just like, I feel like-It's almost become like what the news is.

Every time I watch the news, it's like this horrible thing that's going on and why this is the worst thing in the world. I'm like, damn.

It's 172 million Americans are on the app. That's almost half the country that is getting their information from it.

It's my new Google. I will click that before Google, and I'm like, just go on TikTok. You'll have a faster answer.

It's just hard to watch something on TikTok and not immediately believe it. It's like you hear someone say it with such confidence, you're like, okay, I believe that, and then you watch something else. It's completely opposite of what you just watched. You're like, okay, and then-How quickly things spread on TikTok.

Just the way the algorithms work, that shit.

But if America owned it and we had trusted journalists, verified news sources-I also don't trust ourselves. Right. But truly making sure that there was proper fact-checking on American ownership and what is being spread around, I would like a more accountability on that than having just try to allow things to spread that genuinely aren't true.

Yeah. That's so tough, though, because it's like the freedom of speech, and it just all gets Yeah.

In our economy, though, relies on TikTok. We need it to run. Businesses rely on it. That's how everything gets out these days. The ad spends on it, too.

A lot of small businesses started on TikTok.

Absolutely. They've blown up because of TikTok.

It's not an easy transition just to be like the people that are like, Oh, just go on Instagram. It's not an easy transition. People get comfortable. They know where to find you on TikTok. A lot of people don't go out of their way to dig on another platform.

I felt like it went back in the past. I saw a couple of people on their TikToks with big channels saying, Hey, guys, I don't know if this is going to go away. If you want to check out my stuff, follow me on YouTube, follow me on-That was on Vine. That was literally, he and I on Vine. I remember we were making three, four vines of just ending the page going, Hey, follow us on this. Transfer, horrible. Nothing. The transfer was so bad. We were like, Okay, well, this was fun.

I just was fine. I just was fine. We'd let you link the damn Instagram on the profile.

Instagram on TikTok-Oh, no, because that wouldn't help them out. That would be the worst thing for them to do.

That's how a lot of TikTokers have gotten Instagram following is because also there's the button and you can go follow them on that channel.

I've also noticed, as we've been doing this for years, that we're like, why doesn't this platform, Snapchat, have linkable things. It's because you're sending them away from the app, and that's the last thing that you want. It took me a long time to realize that. I was like, as an app, wouldn't you want everybody to be happy that you have all these different options or things to do on the app? I'm trying to get the word. I can't fucking get it.

Yeah, you're sending people elsewhere.

So what? At least we're still on our phone.

Let us go back and forth. It'd be like a restaurant and the menu shows food items from the store next door. It's like, wow, that looks really Not here.

But it won't happen, though, for a couple more months or the Senate saw us to vote on it.

I think to get rid of an app like that, I think it takes time.

It will take a long time. But then when the Senate passes it.

Yeah, first is, I think they're going to not let people download anymore. I don't think it's going to be deleted from our phones yet. I think the first thing would probably be like it's not available to. Right or no?

I wonder if it's going to be the-I feel like that was fine. Like Flappy Bird.

You don't want to get the new iPhone because then you can't have your TikTok on.

Yeah, iPhone sales are going to go fucking to the floor. Imagine TikTok, you only have TikTok with the last generation. People are doing everything 10 years later to keep that shit alive.

I saw something.

It was somebody talking about how there's no TikTok creator fund for Australia. And then it was an Australian person reacting to it. And they're like, Creator fund? What do you mean? You guys are making money off this?

Everyone's It's like the Where the Millers where they're like, I'm getting 10 grand. I'm only getting a thousand. You guys are getting paid?

It was exactly... And they're like, Wait, what do you mean? You guys are getting money in these other countries?

This is unbelievable. You guys are making money on your TikToks? No.

Storytimes are... I just feel like nobody gets to the point anymore on TikTok because everyone's trying to reach a minute. So you're sitting like, Oh, my God, get to the point.

But then now there's that angel in the comments. You click the comments and they say... They summarize the whole thing. I'm like, All right, thank you.

But in one sitting, though? Yeah. They're like... They didn't know that.

Because a lot of people are like, This could have been five seconds long and you made it 10 minutes. So people would be like, skip to the end.

10 minutes? Who the fuck did I marry?

Who the fuck did I-Oh, she made- she could retire now.

I wonder what the hell.

They calculated it. Well, they calculated it during the hype, and she had already probably reached 80 grand, definitely. Wow. But I don't know, though, was she technically part of the creator program by then. But I feel like if TikTok knows someone is on a streak, turn it on for them. Absolutely. But you know what?

I feel like a big company would be like, Why turn it on? We're going to lose more money.

Well, it's just more eyes on that so they can run ads that they can sell.

And people here. Oh, yeah.

It's not like... It would be like YouTube or something where it doesn't matter if you're doing well. They go, Okay, we're going to make money if you're making money, so let's do it.

Well, can't they still turn ads on for people's pages without paying them? I thought you have to just... I thought there's ads on everybody's page. You just have to apply to...

I don't know. I think you do have to apply. I don't know. I do not know.

Yeah, if you guys are interested in being a creator, TikTok is a place to go because you can get paid. Start now because I don't know how much time we have left.

Act now.

Well, have you guys been getting those notifications when you scroll? It goes, What did we think about this content? Was it relatable, useful, entertaining? It's nothing that's that controversial of a piece of content, but I'm like, Yeah, I guess it's entertaining.

I think it's very random. I get on very random videos.

Yeah, me too. I just didn't know if... Was the content I watched questionable? Because it wasn't.

You know what I think is really weird? That Instagram is allowed to run ads on your page and you not get a cut.

Instagram runs ads on my- Every other platform pays.

If I were to go on your page and I decided to scroll through all your pictures, an ad will- Every four pictures on your page, if I'm scrolling through your pictures, it will be an ad. I know you could turn that on. Everyone listening is like, What? I know you could turn on your ads when you're posting video content. I don't see ads played before videos on Instagram. Do you? No. How do people even make money on their videos?

I don't know.

I don't know how anybody makes any money on any platform. I'm just going to say it.

You guys are making money.

Can't figure out how to make a dime on TikTok. All my Stan Almon videos, so much potential, not a dime.

It's over a minute? Yes. There you go. Well, they just started that, the over a minute.

She just doesn't even know where to click She realizes she has thousands of dollars sitting there.

You're like... I just have no idea.

To this day, I still think that YouTube is just the best place.

It makes the most sense. It's simple. It makes the most sense. It's simple. Youtube is going to make a huge comeback if TikTok is gone. I wouldn't be surprised. Because people are already wanting that long form, like the vlog style. I think it's going to come back.

I thought that was going to go away. I really thought it was going to end.

It went away because everyone's attention span was like, Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe. Now that TikTok extended it to 10 minutes. People are sitting the get ready with me's and the try on hauls and things like that in the little vlogs, and they're going back to YouTube.

I have homework for each of us. We all have to film a vlog and then present it to everybody and everybody watching. It has to be a five-minute vlog, and it has to be very entertaining. With royalty for music. And 15% of it with one montage.

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Thank you, Betterhelp, for sponsoring today's episode. And thank you for just being there for all Have you guys seen that Kate Middleton has been missing? No. What? I saw one. You guys haven't heard this? I saw two seconds of it, but I don't know the final.

She's just on the mass stinger.

Exactly. A lot of people have been posing that. Please clarify, what's going on? Kate Middleton has not been seen in the public eye. Sorry if I'm a little wrong of the date. Like three months, she has not been seen. It was also rumored or confirmed that she had to undergo an abdominal surgery. Then people were still like, But where is she? There was a picture of her in a car in the passenger seat from very far away, and people were like, That doesn't look like her. Then she decides to upload a photo on, I believe, to Instagram.

I saw this photo, but I didn't know what it was.

I saw this photo. I Or Matt, I thought it was just a celebrity with their family, like an article.

Yeah, that's Princess Kate. She's the Duchess of... What is she? She's not Princess Kate.

Matt, if she walked by me on Hollywood, I wouldn't... No idea. I don't even...

Kate Middleton, man.

I've never...

What about Megan Markle? Would you know that? Yes. Interesting.

Because of suits.

Okay. They upload this, I believe, onto Twitter, maybe Instagram. I think it was from the Buckingham Palace account. It's giving it AI. Immediately, it was flagged. Even the Buckingham Palace told all the press to please remove the photo because they realized some things were off. As you can see-The kid's hand, the fingers? Yeah, his fingers. They noticed that there's inconsistencies her hair, the way it's draped, and even the window. There's all these little things people picked a part of it. They also realized that her face was taken from a Vogue magazine cover from a year or four years ago. This whole picture has been AI construct it. Interesting. Buckingham Palace tells all the press, take it off the net. Then everyone's like, Well, then what's really going on?

Why would they do that? It's too late.

Where is Kate? Then she posted a thing where she goes, Like all little amateur photographers, I do like to experiment with photo editing apps. And pardon me, sign off C.

She posted that on her Instagram story?

She posted a tweet. They act like it was her. You know how fucking boomers will just sign their name on a tweet at the end of it. Oh, yeah. She's like, From C, X, C, or I think it's K. Why am I saying C? Anyways. So everyone's like, Well, then what's really going on? So a lot of people are just concerned about where she's at. Some people are even going, Is she maybe in a wheelchair in this picture, too, and they Photoshop that out of it. They think she's had a serious abdominal surgery. My theory is that I think she probably is like, what's it called? When you get a colostomy bag, I think she's undergoing a very severe lifestyle change with her.

People think she's in a coma.

Why don't they just clear the air? Even in that tweet, just say what's-We get a video of her and just be like, Hey, guys, sorry.

I've been sick, and thank you for all your concern. I'm here and I'm fine.

If everybody's She's worried, sick. If you clearly see everybody on the internet, it's like, Where is Kay? Just say something or show something that proves that she's okay. It's like that girl. Remember that one girl a long time ago? It was a big story on the internet. I forget her name, but everybody thought that she was being abused. Being abused.

She was uploading YouTube videos and she was sending messages. This one? Yeah.

Do you remember she had white hair or seen hair?

I remember she was emo-y. The girl who would put things in the back and people would blink if you were being abused or being held captive.

Everybody was deconstructing it, and everybody was DMing her, tweeting at her like, Are you okay? Are you safe? She was ignoring those.

She was milking it for views. But Buckingham Palace doesn't need to milk anything. No, I know that.

I know that. I know they're not doing that.

I think just people are so skeptical about it because the history of Princess Diana, people think that there's always something that they're covering up or there's some agenda. Who knows, by the time this episode comes out, hopefully Maybe maybe they have been in the pie.

Oh, yeah, right? Guys, we're filming this on...

It's pie day. We're filming this on...

What's today?

March 14th. Pie. 3:14.

We should get pie.

What's your favorite pie?

It's a pie. Pizza pie.

Very good, Jordan.

Very nice. I like that. Like, legit. If I was going to order a pie, chocolate.

Key lime? No key lime?

I like key lime, but only a bite.

But chocolate pie is like chocolate cake, though. Cherry pie.

Really? I love apple pie. I love a lemon meringue.

Yeah, I could do that, too. Lemon meringue is the same thing as key lime, right? I just like the fruit.

I like the refreshing. Yeah, key lime and lemon meringue.

With that, with the crust and then the...

But when you get all the crust and it's overlapping each other all braided perfectly.

Pecan pie.

Pecan pie. I fuck with pecan pie.

Pecan pie is straight just sugar in a bowl. The entire thing.

Isn't it weird how we... Do you call pecan Pecan. Okay, but if you're eating the nut, do you call them a pecan, or is it only you call them pecans when it's tied to a pie?

I don't think I've ever said it.

I don't think I say pecan. I don't know.

Ask me the pecan. Well, the pecan tree is-Let me get a pecan. A pecan? Yeah, I'm never asking for a pecan. A pecan tree is like a pecan tree, a pecan nut. But I would say a pecan pie.

Yeah, a pecan pie.

Just a pecan pie.

Yeah, give me a pecan pie.

Yeah, that's weird to ask for one pecan. Pecan. Can I get a nut? Yeah.

Let me get a pecan. Remember Jimmy Neutron where the dad's like, I'm going to start a book of all the... An alphabet of all the different types of pies, starting with Blueberry. What about apple? Oh, right. Apple. Blueberry.cute.yeah. But hopefully she's found. We miss you, Katie.

What's a boys and Berry?

Boys and Berry.

I think Boys and Berry is just from the movie...

Willy Wanker?

Bugs Life.

Stop. Is it really? Boys Boys and Berry. There's no way that popped in my head from Bugs Life. I haven't seen that movie since I was like...

Oh, Boys and Berry is real.

Wow. Oh, there you go. I remember that somebody had Boys and Berry pie on a bus. Just having a memory. Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know if it was you guys or my family. Maybe Alaska? I don't know. Somebody brought on Boys and Berry pie, and we're like, What's Boys and Berry pie?

There's an episode of The Office where they're on a bus and they pull over for pies. Wait, what? They pull over for pie, yeah.

Was it boys and berries?

Let's find out.

Oh, my God.

Zane just put himself on set. He was a cast member. There they are on the bus, and then they pull over.

The pie has to be on the bus, though. That's what my memory is jogging up.

They're apple pies.

Apple pies.

Next stop, pies.

I just watched that episode, too.

So good.

That's so embarrassing. That's so unlike me.

I don't know what that was, guys.

It's funny.

Did you guys hear about that story with the Airbnb story and the host? So there was... This is crazy. This dude rented an Airbnb for his four boys for Super Bowl Sunday. The max capacity for the house is four people.

Four people, huh?

Four people, huh?

What a little inside joke.

Actually, we should tell him after. The renter brought extra people, 10 more people to the property.Not.

To stay, but just to party.Not to stay, but just to party.

Yeah, just to party. I think the cops got called because it was too loud.

Then the lady-The owner was getting notifications or whatever saying that there was more people that was then allowed at this place. She sent a message saying, Hey, you can only have four people at the house. That's what the rules are. They need to leave. We're getting complaints.

Okay. She They wouldn't leave. They stayed at the house, and she charged him an extra $960 for the extra people.

That's what the fee was.

That was the fee. That was just the rules. That was the written rules.

He didn't follow it. She even said it's going to be this much more per person if they're not leaving.

Yeah, and they never left. And so he goes, I'm not going to pay it. So she goes, she checks the cameras. She sees that he went home with this young lady, right? Checks, looks him up, sees that he has a wife.

She found his Facebook that he was married.

So he screenshots it. She screenshots it, sends it to him and go, Well, if you're not going to pay it, I'm just going to send this to your wife. It's crazy.

Black man.

A girl's girl. Yeah, which is illegal. But at the same time, pay the 960. At this point, dude-He still refused after seeing that. Still refuses to pay it. He's like, No, I'm not. Is he kissing the girl?

What's the screenshot look like?

I think it was-I didn't see the screenshot, but still. I don't think the screenshot is anywhere you can find it, but I think it was enough where she was like, Okay, I need to find something on him. I found it. It was him coming home with a young lady. I think she may have been just much younger than him. She probably was just like, who is this guy? He's not paying me my money. Okay. And so then- And so he doesn't pay it. She sends the picture of the screenshot to his wife. Wife sees it, divorces him.

Oh, my gosh.

Divorces him. And then they're in a huge divorce settlement, all that. And then the guy who cheated goes and sews her for-Sues her and Airbnb. The whole question is, is that basis to to sue somebody, to sue the lady.

Technically, legally, it is. But the morality of the situation, everybody's like...

I mean, he was in the wrong to cheat on his wife. Legally, he has every right to sue her.

He's most likely going to win, but who really loses in the end of the day? Even whatever he gets out of that, what is he going to get back from that lawsuit?

What is it? He may win the fight, but he lost. He lost the But he lost the war. You lost your wife.

But can he charge her for the divorce paper? I feel, where's the line?

They might try to tie it in.

Absolutely, they can. Yeah, they can all tie that into lawsuit because of what you did, and now he's out of the bank of all this. You are entitled to... Yeah. No, that's a really great legal case, though. That's a good episode. That's a good opposite. He's a bad guy. But man, what if this was his plan all along where he's like, I'm going to cheat on her, get the interview, get them the black man. And then now that guy is going to be having a lot of Airbnb properties with all that money he's going to be.

Yeah, let's see.

Read that message. That made my heart sink.

I had faith, was driven by integrity, so I committed to get those posted for you in Airbnb. Photo at 3:16 AM is especially notable. Should I forward the photos and videos to Theresa or will you? The videos will come shortly. I think they are too big for text, so I will post to YouTube. This is what she sent.

It's a crazy lady.

She sent this to the renter.

Wow. What the fuck did she think she was really doing? That you-Oh, we're flipping size.

Now, fuck this, man.

No, I mean, that's a crazy fucking person. No, no, no.

Absolutely, absolutely. I think it was just two bad people.

But also, you weren't allowed to have that many people at the Airbnb. Just follow the rules. She gave me the option, Hey, if you're going to be doing this, there is a fee for this.

Then you take them to court. Don't blackmail it. That's the fucking... You already had them, a signed document It was him saying, If you broke the rules that you were going to pay. She already had that. That girl is incredibly petty and immature and a crazy person to think that you could just, Oh, I'm just going to blackmail the bitch.

It was definitely petty, but I think it was meant to be because at the end of the day, he was cheating on his wife. She had to find out at some point.

That's terrible. In my head, you see, I'm so anti-cheating. To me, that's the way the world works.

That's what I'm saying. It was exactly that. It was supposed to work out this way.

Because how long would he have this to her for the rest of her life?

If it was a private rental, on a Craigslist thing, because you are going through a whole company's dashboard and there's a bit of trust in Airbnb, that's where the problem lies. She could have blackmailed him if it was, yeah, a Craigslist listing, you can rent out this property, agree to these things. Blackmail it on that. Because Airbnb is tight to it, that's where the money is. Yeah.

Oh, okay.

He also just could just say, he legally can say, You You had no proof that I cheated on my wife doing that at all. You caused a divorce. That was a girl that I was just bringing home, making sure she had a okay-well, let's run the footage back, the girl. I was telling her a secret Really close.

He crit very close.

I was telling her how much I loved my wife.

Damn. He's All right, cut the clip.

Well, let's run the footage back.

Let's run the footage back. Oh, yeah.

Let's run the footage. I want footage for everything. I just want to see footage.

Show me the clips.

St. Pais Day this weekend. What's everyone doing?

It's right. It's Saint Patsy's Day. Yeah. I go to a Saint Patrick's Day party on Saturday. You go to that one? There's still parties? Yeah.

What's the party?

It's like, Pinch Me Perfect or something.

Oh, is it like It's like a big one.

Very big. It looks like too many people.

Okay, what are you guys doing?

We're going downtown for a bar crawl. Could you imagine?

That's crazy. They call it bar. It's just bar craw.

Does everybody know the St. Patrick's story? Mr.

St. Patrick.

You know St. Patrick?

Oh, what's the story? No, I have no idea.

He would teach-I know he had a green hat, though. He lived in Ireland, right? And he would teach them about God. So they took a clover that represented the Father, Son, and the Holy spirit, cross. How you do this? Father, Son, Holy spirit.

Period.

So he used that as a symbol to teach them about the Holy Trinity, God.

Okay, slay Jesus.

I didn't realize it was religious. I always thought it was the liberation of Ireland.

I thought it was something a little bit more... I mean, no offense, but I thought a little bit more fun.

Saint Patrick was born in Britain. At age 16, he was kidnapped by Irish raiders and carried into slavery in Ireland. After six years, he had a dream of his escape.

Not at Saint Patrick's day?

Dude, that's a great...

A great get up? It's a great look. Yeah, he was in that drip like, Oh, they took me as a child. How to do six years of slavery.

St. Patrick. Wow. Imagine having him on the podcast.

In Chicago, though, that's the best city for St. Patrick's Day, though.

They died that river. Why is Chicago such a big place?

Because they died the river green.

That's it? Is there a lot of Irish people in Chicago?

Why Chicago is such a- I just know the alert for it is that they do a big commitment to this city.

The city turned- Boston probably pops off.

Oh, hell, yeah.

Why did we do Chicago? Why don't we just go straight to Boston? I feel like that shit gets wild.

St. Patrick was a Christian missionary who used a clover to explain the Holy Trinity of Christianity. Three, which is God, the Father, God, the Son, God, the Holy spirit. He said three leaves stand for the three beings of God, and the stem shows how they are united into one.

Dude, he would have gotten so many Lucky Charms brand deals.

Oh, my God. Imagine the face of Lucky Charms.

I fucking love Lucky Charms.

Only the chocolate ones.

There's no chocolate Lucky Charms. Yeah, it was chocolate.

The marshmallows weren't chocolate, but the cereal was.

Sounds like yucky charms to me.

It was all right, but I did the regular ones better.

The regular cereal part of It's like each one has no flavor. It's so dry and gross.

Okay, well, that's why I did the marshmallows only cereal.

But it compliments it so well. It gives a bit of a crunch amongst all the mollets.

Yeah, but the chocolate-Yeah, look at that.

That was it. You don't remember that?

That was it.

My dad would always get a Sharpie. It would make him angry. You put the eyebrows down, so he's like, Ha ha ha ha ha.Oh.

He did that?Yeah. Oh, wow.

Nothing beat the Youhoo cereal, though. Youhoo? Or the Nesquik cereal, my dad.The Nesquik cereal was the best.

It's Coco pops teeth.

Yeah, but it turned-What was the difference? It turned your milk into Nesquik when you were done. That was the allure.

That was the allure.

My mom used to love Nesquik. She would make that all the time.

Why did I think it was healthy for you? I feel like the way they promoted it-No, you know what they promoted?

That was me with Ovole team. They made Ovole team like a kid's protein shake.

I told him, saying, I told him till recently, I was like, no, Oville team has vitamins, and he's like, where? I think it's a mayfell effect.

She's like, no, it's really good for you.

In the '50s, they would be like, be sure to drink your Oville team. More Oville team, please. Christmas story, he gets the little time coder, the code breaker, and he's like, be sure to drink your Ovatine. Son of a bitch.

Yeah. My grandma always had Oultine in the house. My parents always had Oultine in the house, and now I always have it because I thought it was like a vitamin chocolate milk. A miracle drink.

What does the packaging of Oultine look like? It's orange.

You don't remember? It still looks the same pretty much.

It looks exactly the same. It's this.

Oultine.

Oh, they changed the look.

Look, immune health, vitamins and minerals.

Support The size they have, that is like you're drinking a liquid IV. It's way too big for a- Oultine's the best.

It looks like a Metamucil. It's like it's a supplement powder.

Twelve vitamins and minerals.

Come on. You know another item of food that they always promote so healthy, but it's so bad for you? Granola.

Yeah. Granola. It's not healthy for you?

No. The pounds of sugar they put in granola Granola is crazy.

Granola, not like, chewy granola bars or just- Both. Actually, what about bear granola. Still bad.

That one's bad? No, bear naked. It's not as bad. That's definitely the healthier version. But just like the... I think just-It's candy. Yeah, it's candy. But I think if you're going to just have granola in the shell, just don't make it so unhealthy. Even the look is healthy. It's not supposed to be unhealthy. Yeah.

Do you remember Tang? With the orangutang on it? What? He was like, Orangutang doing karate. He's like, Tang. I thought that was organic.

That shit would get me going as... I loved Tang. Dude, I fucking love Tang.

Yeah. That's what astronauts drink. That's what they told our parents in the '60s.

What a lie that was. And milk was great for us to build strong bones. And then they got busted.

Yeah, because they realized that all those ads were being paid for by the farmers or the dairy farmers of America.

Crazy. Pure Got milk. Boy, everybody had that mustache.

Yeah. There was just a campaign recently where people were promoting milk again.

I would get put in time out at daycare because I didn't want to drink milk. It was the most... You did? We would run around in the playground in the hot Texas sun and go and sit inside and give me a glass of fucking milk.

Fuck you. That's insane.

Get that shit out of my bait.

They would give you a milk before a water. Yeah. Water wasn't even an option. Or apple juice.

Or It was milk or apple juice.

What? That's crazy.

They give me apple juice all day, but just milk when I'm hot. You know the Indy 500? Those guys are in that fucking car going around, and then they win, and they go, Here's a huge thing of fucking milk, and I'll chug it. They're like, That's the last thing I want.Ew.Yeah.Oh.

Wait, you're forgetting the Oville tune. Have you had whole milk today?

It's so thick.

It's like, Oops. When you It's the thickest form of... And we were drinking that. We were pounding that down. Sometimes, Eith, I'll get crazy and I'm like, I'm going to have whole milk of my cereal.

Bro, I am sick. You can't.

I am sick for the rest of the day. No way. It's like dessert.

I think it's just a way to fatten up kids of America.

Yeah.

Force them to drink that as milk.

They tried to look like the good guys when they put the missing children on it. Like, look, we're for you.

Was that even real?

Like a milk carton kid.

Were those kids even real? Yeah.

Was it AI? You know what's crazy is the price of milk back in the day compared to today for inflation? Yeah. Milk was way expensive back then.

You got to get a milk man to come to your house. They were in glass jars, too.

My parents would tell me they didn't have real milk. They all just had powder milk.

Powdered milk, right.

You just put water in it and you would just make powder milk at home.

Remember that McDonald's documentary where they're trying to make the first shake and she brought the powder? It's like, put the powder in. She put the powder and then they mix it and it turned into a shake. Yes. It's all powder for them. Even when they do mixed... There's a lot of mixed coffee drinks and mixed where it's all powder, all It all comes straight from powder.

But think about what it is. We're the only animal that drinks the milk for another animal's offspring. It's made to fatten up a baby cow and turn it into a full-grown animal. You're right.

We should be We're drinking our own species. Titty milk.

Titty milk. We have titty farms.

Would you drink a gallon-Titty farm. Would you drink a gallon? You can call on TikTok all day. Would you drink a gallon of some lady's milk?

Absolutely not. It depends. If it was in a dermis, I would put it on my psoriasis.

I heard it's good.

I'm sorry, Sydney Sweeney, maybe. I'll go Sydney Sweeney Farms. You bastard.

Sydney Sweeney Farms, you're an idiot. You bastard.

Sweeney Farms. Sweeney's Ranch. Buttermilker's Ranch.

I just imagine the farm.

It's awesome. It's weird that cats shouldn't have milk. It should be goat's milk.

Right. I don't know why. That's always such a stereotype that we see. Give the cat milk. Give the cat milk. Even though cats do like milk, a lot of them, they're not tolerant to handle that type of milk. The only milk that they should have is from another cat, or you can give them diarrhea. It's wild also like a rabbit in carrots and stuff. Like, what's up, Doc? That was an impression of Clark Gable in the scene where he was eating a carrot. But we all know Bugs Bunny because of him eating the carrot. That's why when it's Easter time, you go to a CVS, they're selling rabbits with the carrot. Rabbit cannot... They can eat a carrot, but there's too much sugar in it. A carrot can fucking kill a rabbit.

But it's just wild I did not know that. That's crazy.

There's a lot of things like that.

They still have pictures all over with a carrot.

If you tell a kid to draw a rabbit, they'll draw a carrot with it.

If I was a little kid and I saw a rabbit, I'm bringing a whole carrot.

Yeah. It's because of Clark fucking Gable in that one movie, eating a carrot.

Did you guys watch the Oscars?

Yeah, we did. I did.

You're going to love this conversation.

I actually didn't see any of this.

The only thing I of the Oscars was Ryan Gosling's performance, which was unbelievable.

Amazing. My God, he's the best. Did you watch it?

It was so good. I watched that clip on Tuesday.

I actually never... I've never seen the Barbie movie, so that was my first time seeing the full song. I've only heard the chorus part. The full song I was really expecting it not to be good.

Why was nobody talking about Slash performing with him?

Because Slash is on the song.

I know, but like-He is? Yeah. Why did no... Like everything-He needs more credit. Nobody in the comments was talking about... I'm like, How is nobody-I think it's a generational thing where they just don't know who the fuck Slash is.

I don't even know who Slash is.

I saw Slash at a gas pump a couple of years ago right over here. No. He was getting my gas right across from me and I go, That guy looks just like Slash. He had a tattoo that was like, It was almost like the monster symbol. It was like this claw thing. I was googling on my phone. It was like, Slash neck tattoo. It was exactly that. I got my car. What was he driving? A huge truck, like a raptor, one of your trucks. He had kids in the back.

That got you horned up, huh?

I pulled off and I went like this, and he was like...

Who I just saw, was it two days ago, right on our street, Kavande in the passenger seat. Really? That's actually cool. Holding a blog camera. That's actually cool. Yeah. That's weird.

I thought she was in Indianapolis now, and I thought she found God. She bought the cheaper by the dozen house and painted it black and made the bottom of the pool red.

That's the cheaper by the dozen house? Yeah. Wait, the one that's crazy inside?

Over in Hancock Park. Yeah, Kavande bought it, painted it black, made the pool look like blood, and then pieced out to Indianapolis, maybe.

I did not know that.

Oh, my gosh.

I did not know. Oh, my God.

She's paying it red. It's very.

Oh, wow. That actually looks like Christmas. Not going to lie. That's sick.

The only takeaways I got from the Oscars, I didn't watch it, just those little clips.

She's Oscar from the office.

Ryan Gosling is so talented, and I love Emma Stone.

I love Emma Stone, too.

It's crazy that she's hit or miss for people. There's people that absolutely can't stand her, and there's people that are in love with her.

They can't stand her brilliant acting.

Yeah, she's got to be one of the best actresses.

She's like the Grace Kelly of our time. It's a beautiful time that we live in the world.

When she says her, remember in the end, when she's like, When I had my kid?

She's like, I love you more than my life turned technicolor because of the movie. My love for you is bigger than the whole sky.

I didn't know she had kids.

I didn't know that either.

When did they have time?

Covid.

A lot of celebrities that have kids, I find out, like out of war shows, usually. They're walking with their kids, I'm like, I didn't know they had kids. It's crazy. Did Did you watch Poor Things? What's that? So interesting. Her performance was insane.

Was that the one you had on the other night?

Yeah, with the brain switch. Yeah.

Yeah. Crazy. She was so deserving of it. I had my money on Lily Gladstone because I just thought the Academy was going to pick her, but I think-Wait, can you actually put money on the Oscars like a bet? Maybe on some weird website. I think you were saying metamorphophil. Metamorphophil. I always guess what the Academy is going to do, and then I guess what my heart says it's going to be.

When I I watched both movies. To the role that they were playing, I think Emma Stone, dessert that Oscar.

Me just saying I love Emma Stone, and I was like, What the hell's poor thing?

What's that? I'm almost done with the movie. I haven't finished it yet. But as I'm watching it, I'm thinking of, imagine being Emma Stone and walking into a room and you're being told this idea. What a scary idea to do. Just the scenes and how she has to act.

Just becoming a character from just infancy of your brain and I'm surprised that she took it. She could because she knew she could do it.

No, I know that, but still, the thing is that you don't know what it's going to look like. The CGI could have been so… It really could have been an awful movie. Have you seen Killing of a Sacred Deer or The Lobster?

Yeah. Yeah, same guy. Oh, really? Okay. Yorgos, Lenthalmos, whatever his Greek last name is. I think she knew, visually, that this guy has a good fucking vision. Wow. But yeah.

Incredible.

Yeah, it was pretty incredible. It's also wild now that Phineas and Billy have two Oscars now. Yeah. That's crazy. Billy is now the youngest person to ever win two Oscars.

She just has to It's the Egot where you have to win all four.

She just needs an Emmy and a Tony, and people think that Barbie, that they're going to make like a Barbie the Musical, and that Phineas and Billy will compose the whole thing.

That makes sense.

But I don't know. That's rumors.

That sounds like a long time Yeah.

But hey, the money. Even though I don't even think they have to compose the whole thing, even if they just have what was I made for in it. That can still win. But I don't know.

Amazing.

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