One, two, three.Go.Go. Hey.

Everybody, go.Go. And three, two, one, go.Go..

We're starting. And go.

Boots and cats, boots and cats, and boots.

Can you really beat box, though? Can you really bust it out if you can?

Bust it.

What if these don't work, guys? Everyone's just like, Oh, God, and they got to turn it off. You know what I can do?

Well, I'm not going to do it, so don't ask. I'm not a good beat boxer, but I can sing a song while doing the beats in my mouth.

Try.

I can't... Me and Zane will do it if we're just sitting doing nothing. Beatboxing? You know how we just go like... I can't do it.

It's not good.

That's why I said we're not good at it, but we can sing and do the beats at the same time. Oh, sure.

We can make them...

Yeah.

Like, sarcastically do it.

Yeah, we can sarcastically do it.

You know those people that make those videos where it's a rap song, but make it EDM? Yeah, we do that. You know those people that make the funny ones? If Mariah and I had an account, we'd kill it.

We do that. We sing songs in a different genre.

Okay.

Like a hip hop song, we can make it like a Frank Sinatra.

We will not give you an example because I know we're going to do it, and then you guys aren't going to like it. You can't do an example. It has to be in the moment.

Yeah, we don't do it on purpose. We're not like, Let's start doing that. One person starts singing across the house, and then the other person just like, scream.

Then he is usually very just frustrating.

Do you ever get a song stuck in your head, but it melts into another song that you already know, and it's your own little mini remix.

And you're like, I should be a DJ. That's why I always in my head is, if I just knew everything about DJing, I would be a really good DJ. I just don't. I know I could take this song and this song and morph it together and it would sound really good. I just don't want to do it.

I've always wanted to do the pitch perfect where the mashups. I feel like my brain is so good at doing the words going in, where it repeats the same word, but it's of a different song.

I'm not good at that. I love that. Every time I watch that scene, I'm like, dang, there's people that can do that.

My brain naturally wants to do that while I'm listening.

Wow.

Remember when I did that for a Lizzo song and it went viral and she commented on it?

It's About Damn Time?

Yeah, It's About Damn Time turned into-Oh, you did it to Queen.

You did.

Queen. What was the song about? Another One Bites the Dust? Yeah. I did the two. Oh, sick. Yeah, thanks.

Did the actual audio go up? Yes.

Okay.

People were reposting it.

Back when I was doing TikTok dances, I did a triple song dance and made that my own audio viral. Really? Yeah, viral. I think Addison Ray may have done a dance with him.

Really?

I was killing it back then. I really had that. Good seven months, I was killing it, and then I-Bring back the dances.

I feel like there hasn't been a good routine dance.

No, the only thing is Jersey Joe right now. Who's Jersey Joe? Jersey Joe's killing it. Oh, man. He's got that fire dance right now.

He got that Jersey footwork.

This where he's walking, and then he goes behind the back, does it up. Jersey Joe's-What's that song?

The one I really like is that new one that kid is doing this.

Yes, that's Jersey Joe.

That's Jersey Joe. Oh, I did not know that. Okay, I like- He's the best.

Jersey Joe is the man.

You know how many times, Eith, I put out my camera and I'm like, I'm going to try to do it. I think I could do it. And then I just like, I'm 30. There's nothing wrong My tooth fell out again.What?Oh.

The fake one.Oh, the fake one. The fake one. The cat.

Yeah, it just keeps on...

That happened to me. It just keeps on...

I can move it. You have to push it back in or do it? I have to... You have to take it in? I go...

What were you eating that caused it?

Right now, there's glue in between it, so it just slowly just... I need to keep this in for two more weeks, but it's like juggling in there.

Should we run that intro?

Yeah, let's run that intro. Thank you, Matt, for reminding us.

Here we go, baby.

Three, two, one.

It's Cava Tall, baby. Let's go.

Wow. Lord have mercy. Welcome back to Zane & HeathUnfiltered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath.

I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah. And we are Musically Talented. Okay.

I wish I was in an acapella group, though.

I wish I was both handy. Let me tell you. Because that shit right there is overrated.

Overrated.

Oh, man.

How's everybody's week been?

Good.not the best.Not the best. It's actually been amazing. I'm just exhausted. We've been moving for the past five days, so it's just been like...

Five days of moving. Did you guys get a moving company, or you guys have been loading it bit by bit on your own?

We did a company to do all the big things, like the couches, the vending machine.

Who'd you get moving company? Excalibur. Excalibur. All right. Then they show up like... They go, 90. Show us what must move.

They actually put it on the back of a horse and buggy, and then they take it.

Yeah, they do the big stuff, and we just pack the little stuff.

Yeah, we just been hauling boxes.

Bit by bit. But is it all coming together? Do you got power? Do you got the WiFi going, all of that. It's livable.

We've been there for a few days.

Meeting the neighbors at all?

A couple, yeah. Everybody's been very sweet.

Did you send a fruitcake or anything like that?

Not yet. We're going to do a little something. Remember at my old house in Porter Ranch, I bought a bottle of wine everybody on the block and walked to each... It was my first time being in a neighborhood. So I was really excited. I did a gift. We wrapped packages, did little bowls on it, and we walked to every single neighbor, knocked on the door, and left a bottle of wine. It was fun. It was really nice.

They were very-You should have got each house a fire extinguisher.

Was everyone really accepting of the wine?

Were some people actually-Yeah, no. Everybody was super grateful, very excited.

Okay, cool.

I said that because the whole neighborhood burned down, remember?

Oh, that's great.

Should have gave me a fire extinguisher. Oh, is that what your joke was?

That's what I said. Sorry. But like, obviously, who would know?

I try to forget trauma, but thanks for bringing that back up.

No problem. I'd like to remind you.

A fire extinguisher, though, is the best house warming gift you can-With a bottle of wine.

I think that's a great little combo.

Drink this, and then on the off chance, you burn the house down while you're drunk.

It's a funny gag.

Because a lot of times people forget to buy a fire extinguisher. Absolutely. They move into a new place. It is crazy. Then they'll I always think of you like, damn, when it does come in handy, they're entirely great.

But most houses don't have one.

Most places. Most houses don't. Usually, a rental unit, sometimes they'll have them outside.

Oh, rental units have it because they'll have it on the hardware hotels.

Make sure to keep checking the expiration date, though, because they do go bad. The last thing you need is to actually have a fire.

Is it flammable if it's expired?

I think the...

It doesn't smell as good.

I mean, if it doesn't smell good, there's no reason to throw away it as long as it work? 10 to 12 years.

I feel like my parents have been sitting for about 40.

Maybe they're due for a new one. It's about the fire extinguisher.

Go ahead.

Mine's not. But did you see that lady who was in the airport, though? Did we talk about this maybe a long time ago.

We talked about it twice.

Okay.

No, I don't think he was here.

He wasn't here. We just talked about it two episodes ago.

All right, whatever.

With the whole moving thing and doing any normal life things, if our friend Alicia sees this, she's going to be so mad because she told us, You guys should move, or, You guys should vlog the move. Oh, I know. It'll be like, We vlog our moves, and I'm like, You know what? That's such a good idea. Let's try to It's not going to do it.

Just document it.

I was laughing so hard the other day. I was talking to somebody about how we attempted for a split second, but it's like, I know we're in this field. I don't know how people do it. I I do not understand. It makes me so frustrated because I'm like, When do you have the time? I have two hands full of stuff.

It's because you're very hands-on, and if you're not doing something, you freak out. So it's very impossible for you to have a camera in your hand and also vlog it, too.

But even setting it up. I could never go set it up and then go pick up a box.

I think that's what I think of. If I went to set it up in the corner of the room, it would be faster for me to bring in the box, then set up the camera, then go get the box and make sure I'm in the shot.

I just want in. Let's just get this move going.

Because most of the time you're not even in the shot, and then it just pisses you off. You have to bring the box back.

I think it would take an extra couple of weeks just to add that camera. I really, really true. This sounds a little silly, but I truly give them so much credit. People that film every milestone and things, I just don't...

I'm so preoccupied. You're thinking of... I mean, we think the same way. A perfection is how you'd want a perfect bog to look like. Yeah, and I don't have time for that. A lot of people moving for like 45 minutes or an hour, then they'll pick up the camera and go, All right, guys, so we're at this part of the move. Talk for a little bit. And then you put the phone down and then you continue to move. You're not doing everything. You're just documenting every break that you're on.

And we're not the best speakers, so it takes us more than one shot to get that line. And I'm like, We could have been moved in already.

And if the movers are there, they're like, Get a load of these people. They're paying us to haul all this stuff while they're like, How's it going, guys?

So bad. I would feel bad.

Big shout out over here. These guys have been great.

Doing it for this all makes you just so much more aware of your surroundings when it comes to that type of thing. Now, I don't want anybody seeing me film.

Even on an airplane, some people who are filming themselves just walking on an aisle, to me, that's the most embarrassing thing ever. I know. Go get your content, though. If you have the guts, for me, I'm like, I can't do it.

I don't know what happened to us where we were so okay with it, and now it's just so embarrassing. Where we just don't want to-I can't do it. We don't want to do it.

I can't.

I would love to do cleaning content. I want to set up the camera in my kitchen and just show what I do. I have cleaning hacks. I have fun things that people would love, but I'm like, I just want to get it done. I really actually have to clean the kitchen.

Patricia loves a cleaning time-lapse, though.

I love the time-lapse. Even if it's just sitting there and I'm not looking, I'd be like this the whole time. I'd keep looking at the camera. I would waste so much time. I'm like, I just You need to get it done.

You need to get a crazy sick tripod where you're able to not only put it on these different surfaces, but put it somewhere where you're able to 360 the camera and put it exactly how you need it without any support.

I have one. One that it follows you and it rotates wherever you want it to.Oh.

So where are we at then?So there is no excuse.Competence. Okay.

Can I purchase that somewhere?

You actually could. It's called alcohol.

It's interesting. Local liquor store is got a whole bunch. Never heard of it.

My My contact would be good with alcohol in my system.

Zane, your documentary is out.

Yes, it's out. You guys can actually go check it out right now. It's on the Zeal channel.

Check it out after this.

After this, yeah, obviously. Watch it. But yeah, we're done. It's out. It was so good. It feels so good. For the past month, I've been just so stressed out and just every day just manic in my own head, just feeling like it was just further and further away from the due date of this. And then we finally hit it, and the doc wasn't ready. It was such a mood killer for everybody.

What wasn't ready about it?

The doc was done, right? All the segments were ready. When they were putting it together, just things keep popping up where you notice and you're like, We got to fix that. We got to fix that. We got to fix that. I know the video is supposed to be done at least a week or two before. That's just not what happened this time, especially since they had more than... They probably had a week, two weeks worth of content time-wise, where they had to go through and fit 38 minutes or fit all that into 38 minutes. It's tough. It's tough. There's not a team of 40 people on it. There's a team of two guys that are doing it just by themselves, editing and putting together and coloring. It's tough. It got out late, and it was just like, I felt like it felt really bad.

But the wait was worth it because it turned out insane. The editing, the videography, It felt like I was watching a Netflix documentary the whole time.

It's all I kept thinking. The mics, the audio, too.

Everything was so good.

They did a good job getting my best moments in the interview as much as I didn't like it still. But they did get my best moments because I was trapped. Crash throughout the interview. I remember every time we finished, I was just like, Guys, you know what to do, right?

You sounded so good. Both of you guys were the most well-spoken.

That's what I said. I said, I know your guys's insecurity is interviews and speaking on camera, and they sounded so intelligent. Everybody, Zia, his mom, everybody sounded so good.

When you're actually not. It was really something to see.

Right. It was unbelievable.

Everybody did great. Honestly, there was nothing bad about it.

Yeah, I know.

Maybe some parts were a little bit audio because audio is always tough. But for the rest, when it came to the content and the quality, the content and the quality is really good.

My favorite clip, just our funny side of it was when you hit rock bottom and it's that picture you funny. It's just like it zooms in on it and it's like, damn.

When we were watching the dog here, all the emotional deep parts we were laughing at because it's just like, that's what we laugh at. Another one that we were laughing at, too, was remember when it was like, and I just nobody wanted to give me a chance to be my friend. And then it showed a baby picture It was so sad.

It was super zoomed in school picture. My favorite part where you were like, We came out here, we had a little bit of money, and it was me and you naked rolling in cash in Vegas, just throwing it.

I was like, Oh, my. It was so good. The timeline, the speed, the flow of it was so good. The comedic timing for parts. I like that it's not... There's enough serious moments moments, and there's enough comedy, and there's enough motivational moments.

You guys didn't see a lot because it was only 38 minutes. But I don't know if you could tell, but back when I was unhealthy and fatter in the beginning of the doc, I was in a really good mood. Jokes were coming out. I was on top of the world. And then you just slowly see that I was just not happy anymore because it was really tough. It was really tough, and it really gets in here. And it's such a struggle until you finish. Once you finish, then it's just like, I'm done. And then I feel like life starts again.

Halfway through mine, I was getting, not upset, but I was just frustrated because I was like, I've been working so hard for what felt like so long, and I still wasn't where I wanted to be yet. I was just like, You get almost discouraged from not being where you want to be yet. You're like, I know if I keep pushing through, obviously, I'm going to get to my goal. But you're like, this is just miserable in the moment. But then once you get there, you're like, this is That's the best thing I've ever done for myself.

It's crazy because you look great. It's just in your head, you have a goal. You're like, I'm not going to feel good and look good until I get to that goal. It doesn't matter how good I look now.

And that's how a body dysmorphia. Do you remember towards the beginning, Zane was saying he was already discouraged because he was like, Unfortunately, everybody's body is different.

He said, I don't think my body is actually capable. He said, I could be in shape, but I don't think I'm capable of having any abs. He said that. That was your biggest thing. You were like, I feel like I'm going to do this, and I still won't be able to get them even if I'm my strongest.

That's crazy that you remember that, because that was one thing that I was like, I just won't have abs. I know it. I know it. I know it. I'll probably have it. And look at you now. And I have...Un Unbelievable.Say it. I have abs.

Is that the first time you said it?

The first time I said it, yeah. The first time, it's crazy. And the abs are 100% from diet.

Yeah, they say abs are made in the kitchen, not really in the gym. Was it weird how they I don't know how to... I can always feel my abs. If I flex hard enough, you can see them, but they're not like... But do they almost just rise up? I don't know the sensation of they just reveal itself. Or is your skin sucking in? What's the sensation of finally getting them.

I don't feel like I have abs. It just feels like a smaller stomach in a sense. But abs aren't there unless you... You have to flex and They have a good posture. Everybody you see out, if they have abs, they don't really have abs unless they're constantly flexing.

Unless you're crazy lean.

There's some people I see at Equinox and I'm like, Those are implants. There's just some where I'm like, I know.

Also, ab genetics are crazy, though. Some people have small little abs that are really tight together. Some people have huge blocky abs. Yeah, it all depends.

Some people just have one big ab.

A bear gut.

Yeah, just firm in there. I don't feel like, though, I could ever get the V-cut or my V-cut.

Don't say that. I also thought I didn't get a V-cut, and then it started coming in. It's not fully, but it's there.

I have one side where it starts and then the other side, it's like...

But that's something you could work on, too.

Okay. I always thought it just had some weird genetic thing going on down there.

Hold a plate and do...

Some sides? Yeah. I had back day today.

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I wanted to ask you real quick, just because of how I couldn't wrap my head around what you guys were experiencing in Joshua tree with the Sound Lady. What was that? Because as an outsider watching it, I was like, this looked like a really sensual experience, but very bizarre. Okay.

My bad. It was the healer. Yeah, she's like, Do you need me to come by again? It's really funny because when you watch it on the dock, you think it was all just for the cameras and all that. But it was truly a crazy experience that I've never done. I've done sound baths before. I've done the normal sound bath, Dan. The sound baths where you go to pause studio or anything like that, you do it and you feel good, whatever.

It's like when someone spins their finger around a glass, it's like, what? They get to that frequency in that hum. That's what I know.

I just wish she was here to fully explain to you what she did with us to allow ourselves to get out of our bodies. But there's a way that you breathe. You breathe like... But you're breathing in a certain way where you don't normally breathe. We were doing that, and after five minutes, you are out of your body.

What do you mean out of your body?

Like, you are... Like, lucid drinking? You are hallucinating. You're not on Earth. You feel really... What? You don't drink anything. You don't eat anything, nothing. You're actually... What's the word? You're encouraged to actually have an empty stomach before you do it. Okay. You don't have anything in your body.

How long of a process is it when she starts before you feel like you're tripping or whatever the sensation was?

It was very quick. It was about five minutes.

That's it?

Yeah. Five to seven minutes. It went on for an hour.

We were in it for about... What was it? In the dog, it was-I think it was at an hour.

Was it an hour? An hour and 15 minutes, I thought. That's what she said. Maybe that's also just the moment of laying you all down.

I don't know. I know she was going from person to person, but were you still in that when she would go to somebody else?

Yeah. The way we were all breathing. We were pretty much doing it on our own. She was just doing her little holistic thing. Did you like it?

Was it scary? Would you do it again?

I would definitely do it again.

Those sound bath people, people who are teaching sound baths, how often are they doing sound baths? Are there people who are doing sound baths every day, once a week? Like a seasonal thing? It's like...

So what we did, you're not supposed to do it any less than three weeks. You have to give your body a three-week break, and then you can do it again for what we did with her. Because I was like, Oh, can you come and do that?

Can you come to Coachella?

Can you come and do this with my friends next weekend? And she's like, No, you shouldn't see me for another three weeks.

I wonder why.

I think it's probably It was such an intense thing of meditation.

It's really intense. I remember three days after, I felt like it was a come-down from a drug.

Really? Yeah.

The next day, I felt like-Did you have any realizations?

Was it Was it a learning experience or was it just out-of-body, just la-la land?

It was just an out-of-body la-la land where my body almost just re… It just flipped a switch.

There's a stillness to it, probably, right? Yeah. Interesting. Have you ever meditated? I have tried so many times to meditate, and I'm 20 minutes in and it's not happening.

I'm like, I feel so dumb right now.

Did you do a guided meditation, listening to it? No. You should do Headspace. It's a really good guided meditation. The first two or three episodes, getting to a state of basically refusing to react to your thoughts because thoughts are going to come and go. But just understanding that your monkey brain, you're just focusing. I can't shut it off.You're just focusing. But the way they visualize it, too, sometimes, it's almost like traffic or a bunch of cars going by, and each car is like work or you need to post something, or your bills, or your relationship, your wedding. That's what's going on in your brain all the time is your brain's trying to find something to think about, but just understanding to look at all of those cars going by and not refusing to react to things gets to a state of control and steadiness that allows yourself to have a bit more calm going about your day. It works. The thing is, I never had the patience really to fully commit to it.

I can't do it in the middle of the day, but I have tried the calming to try to get to sleep. If I can't sleep, that works scurrily. Where I turn it on and someone's talking to you, and then I notice I said, I wake up the next day, and then I remember that, oh, wow, I was only listening to that for three minutes. That's really crazy.

Oh, because you went back to see where you fell asleep at?

No, I think it just shuts off on its own. I think he just let it ride. But when I woke up, I was like, I remember it was only minutes before I fell asleep, and this is when I could not sleep. You just go,.

Okay. But it's crazy.

I just don't use it.

Why don't use it. I try to do it in the steam room and just sit there and look at a and just go back and forth and focus on your natural breath and your seating. Just focus on your body in the chair and just that's it. If you just keep thinking about that, you're thinking about nothing else.

That helps. Has anybody had a hard time sleeping at all? In the past two weeks?

Yeah, sometimes.

I don't know what's in the air. I cannot fall asleep.

Tiktok for me, it's like I'm just trying to be like... I try to read myself to sleep.

Not that I have a hard time falling asleep recently. I just feel like I've been staying up later.

Because you want to, you like it?

We've just been busy with the move and putting things away and trying to organize that I feel like we've just been up late. Then I had my dad here for a week. We were staying up with him.

Just out of routine.

Yeah.

It's the toughest thing is just getting in a routine. Then something comes up and then you have a late night and then you're off your cycle. I try to do sleepy time tea, a little magnesium glycinate.

I tried doing that, too. I feel like it doesn't work. It makes me just like, I get so excited that I took sleep time tea that I turned on the TV. I'm like, I can't wait to sleep. And then...

It just actually gets me more excited because I think it's going to work.

It's like an opposite effect. For the doc, we had a little party that Mariah and Alyssa set up.

It's embedded in her brain.

What? I woke her up.

No, that's embarrassing. Okay, say it.

This is like two days after the party now?

Yeah, so for the party, for a little backstory, I was trying to think I think of different ways to incorporate the X for Zela. I wanted to spell Zane's name with an X. I was coming up with Zane, but X.

Wait, on the X table?

Just for the party, just thinking of what to do for the party when we were brainstorming.

Oh, okay.

Because the table was in the shape of an X. The cake was an X. It was just all X-themed.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. We put the table in the shape of an X. We got an X cake. A lot of just X things. We brought Zane's X.

We brought everybody's X.

I was thinking about for all week, and then yesterday.

Yesterday, I woke her up. I was like, Come on.

Just nightmares.

Come on. She goes, We could just do it in an X.

I was like, You're lying.

I am dead serious.

Mariah. She was like, We could do it in an X. I was like, What are you talking? What?

She looks at me- You were stressing yourself out, girl.

Before we fell asleep, we were both looking for a new area rug for our living room. We were struggling finding a rug, and I fell asleep looking for rugs, and he woke me up, and he was like, Let's just go to bed. He said something about getting a rug, and I was like, Let's just get one in an X. He was like, What? I was like, Just do an X for Zela.

She was sleeping? This is half asleep, waking up. Then she sat up and I was like, What are you saying? She's like, We can do... You know when people wake up and they're dream-talking? They don't want to admit that they've-I remember this, but I know that it's so embarrassing because I'm like, Shit, I was sleeping. You don't want to admit that you've been dream talking? Then you get frustrated back with the person, and you're trying to make it seem like They don't understand. You're like, I could just do it in an X.

Just push it through.

Just do the X and push it through.

I'm over it. Mariah is vocab what she's thinking about when she's dreaming. It was wild.

But I even said that. I even said I was like, oh, no, I'm just... What did I say? Not traumatized, but I'm traumatized by the X's from this whole week.

It was so funny.

Well, it was amazing. It looked really nice. It was so nice. That party was great. Then we had our French chef, Bernardi, come. Everything was just perfect. I She's unbelievable. Oh my gosh, she's amazing. I loved. We had a big cookie cake in the end with ice cream.

All of Zane's favorites. That bazuki was banging.

That was like a Tony, too.

Pazuki are honestly just the best desserts, I think. So good.

The bazuki It existed before.

The only place I knew of a Pazuki before was B. J.

Yes. I'm like, did B. J. Make the Pazuki or was the Pazuki a thing before B. J.

It's really funny because I didn't know the menu and the night before I had ordered B. J. And a pazuki, and Mariah was like, We're literally having one tomorrow at the party. I was like, Yes, back to back.

But a pazuki got to come out in the hot skillet. It's still got to be like...

And I want it half uncooked. I want to eat cookie dough.Hers was perfect.Yeah. Nailed it.Hers was like 60, 70% cookie dough, which is awesome. I want to have a tummy ache after.

I want to be sick. I want that shit to hurt.

I want a semen to laugh.

I love it, right? You got your piece, you spanked it. You're like, Yeah, come here. Come to pop up.

Oh, man. I was going somewhere with that. I brought up the dinner also to lean into something, and I totally forgot.

That's all right.

But it's okay.

My mom called me and she was like, I got Chills. I got Chills. I'm so proud. I'm like, Well, I thought I did something. I was like, What? She was like, She just got finished watching the documentary.

It's so crazy to me that people turn it on and watch it.

I was dying because she was talking about... She was like, I still cannot believe his mother is a firefighter. She was like, I look at her and I'm like, I can do it. I can do that. She goes, and I lay down on my pillow. She's like, I just can't get up. I just don't want to. I'm so lazy.

This is all in the same conversation?

She had an awakening, and then she was like, But I can't get up. I want to do it, but I just can't get up. That's well.

That's me right there.

That's the story of my life.

That's really funny. You should go volunteer. She won't.

No, she won't.

If you're a volunteer fire department person, you still have to take a class, right?

Yeah. You can just walk on.

Yeah. They do have a lot of cities do have volunteer-only firefighters. They don't get paid.

Crazy. But are you still on call?

You're at the station.

But how bad you got to feel like, Oh, you're at the station, you have to clock in.

And those are cities where it's not big cities, right?

Yeah, it's usually there's a volunteer one near Patricia's.

Plantation is volunteer.

I don't understand. It's how it's a volunteer. And there's no promotion, though. They don't get paid from going there. No. It's just that's it.

A lot of people do it as a foot in the door to go be like, I was a volunteer for five years at this station.

It's just crazy that it's so serious. It's a serious job, though.

It's almost like a volunteer doctor. Imagine we're going to be doing open heart surgery today.

Then you find out he's not getting paid? Yeah.

Get away from me. I didn't have to come here. I didn't have better things to What do we do?

Are we going to do this or not?

I think every worker in that field, just any field where you're saving people, you just need to pay them.

I bet you get some benefits. I'm not like, free dead for anything. A free show. It's raining men.

Do you think they really do the fireman poll, like spin down?

No, but the environment, though, is like that, though.

I feel like we asked your mom about this if there was a poll at her.

No, she said there's not, but certain ones, it It depends on the real estate of where they're at.

If it's a traditional firehouse, like in New York, where the Ghostbusters live, that is just where you have it because you have to park below.

It's funny. In movies, they always show how the firefighter... People that work in the firefighter Department, they're all very crude and just their sense of humor. My mom said that's exactly how it is. They're constantly fucking with each other, and it's always jokes in there. My mom said, it's like, We're all guys.

I'm like, I'm one of the guys.

We're all guys. They all got a Dalmation named Sparky.Spot.Spot..

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I went to Vegas. Oh, yeah? Yeah, went to Vegas for just a trip with... Patricia's parents were out there with a bunch of their friends, and we got to go. But the coolest thing that happened was we got to go see the Sphere. We got to go see.

Did you go to a show in it?

We went to go see You Two.

You went to a You Two show.

Why did you see a You Two show?

That's the only thing that's playing at this year. That's the only band that played that.

They own the rights to being the only band that can perform for the first year, I think.

I know that the Grateful Dead is lined up. I don't know how long their residency is there, but right now, you can either go see You Two or you can go to a 20, 30-minute experience where they just show a bunch of the visuals and what the- Crazy.

You saw YouTube?

Yeah, I saw you two.

Before you continue, what does you two have on everybody?

They got a hold on the world. They got Apple music. It becomes pre-downloaded. What is it?

They were like the Coldplay before Coldplay. You two, during the '90s and early 2000s, they were like the band, even though all their music to me sounds like it's from a Hyundai commercial. Exactly.

It sounds like it's- I've never met somebody that... I was like, Who's your favorite band? And they said, You two. You two.

Never. It's very Gen X. I think we miss that generation because our parents are boomers. We're millennials, and you're not around a lot of Gen X people. It's also they're heavily globally known. I think even in America, they're not that big. What's their Spotify?

I don't think so. I think everybody that's going to see YouTube is only there because they want to see the sphere, not really who's playing in there.

You would have never gone to a YouTube concert. Concert.

Correct.

I think it's honestly a big push for their music.

Okay, for 22 million monthly listeners on Spotify.

That's pretty good.

Which is good.

But when you look at other artists- Billy Eilish probably has 160 million. But also this is a generational thing. I think U2, though, was known for having the most epic concerts back. What Coldplay does, U2 was doing. They turned the arena show on its head back then. And this is me bullshitting, but making the connection of why they picked them. I bet the people who built this sphere- You, too, could play this sphere. I bet the people who built this sphere, the head guy is probably a huge YouTube fan because he's probably at that age.

Isn't it crazy? That's how most things work. Once you own something, you're just like, Oh, I want this fan because I like them. And it just all works out. Whoever runs the sphere, probably is a big fan of you two. And that's probably the only reason why it works out. Exactly.

How long was the show? I feel like two hours. Two hours? And it's a hot ticket. Tickets were so expensive. And we went on this trip, we were talking about what ifs, what if we get the tickets? I don't know. They were really ridiculous prices.

Sold out? Was it packed?

Yes, sold out, but reselling tickets.

Do they play every night?

I wouldn't say every night, but definitely a lot of the big weekends, I would assume.

Tell us your experience.

Okay, well, one, it was just so awesome and so grateful just to even be included and get the tickets. Shout out to my in-laws. I couldn't believe that they made it happen. We got there. The sphere walking up to it, it's so intense what you see on the outside. It's even impossible to take a selfie outside of it because that's how massive it is.

Like, perspective, how big is it?

Picture, though, you're walking into this Staples Center, a massive arena, but it's just a dome.

It's that big?

Yeah, it seats 20,000. Like the Staples Center? It It seats like 20,000 people. I'm talking about the magnitude of it. I wouldn't... Maybe it's not a huge arena. I mean, when you're standing there right in front of it.

Yeah, that's big.

Wow. Okay, that's huge.

It's crazy that we've been to Vegas, what, twice, three times already? We just didn't bother to go to the-I haven't been there since it's been done.

Really? Oh, you haven't even seen it?

I haven't even seen the outside of it.

I think it was up when we were at... No, it wasn't up there when we were up there.

It was up twice. I've been there twice and saw it from a distance.

For Jason's bachelor, bachelorette thing that wasn't at least half built?

You know what? Maybe it was half built when we went for Jason.

I think just the exterior was.

Yeah, it was definitely being built because people were showing us. Remember, we were at the casino and someone was like, Oh, yes, this is almost done. It's the that was part of the construction for it. He was showing it to David, and we're like, Oh, my God. We didn't think it was possible, and then it came out.

You get in there, and it's cool because the visuals, when you walk in, it almost It's like you're in an old rustic theater, or that's what they're teasing you with. Even up in the dome, it looks like it's out to the outside, and occasionally, a little bird will act like it flies in and sits. It's like a random bird that flew in. Oh, shit. They have these little details. The show begins, and it's crazy. When they do the whole matrix looking with all the numbers, and they do the illusion where it goes down, and it seems like the ceiling is finally right above you, that's insane. There was a moment, though, it almost feels church-like as well.

Imagine church in there, Mariah.

That's what they should be doing. Jesus. There wouldn't be a sphere without God.

They will, though. They will make it a service one weekend. That would be intense. Dude, you'd get so many people to go for church service.

If they had one.

The amount of people- The outside would be a giant Eucharist.

Oh, and the cross.

Oh, my God.

Jesus comes in, he's just like, Hello. It's just like a whole virtual experience.

The The ear is lifting away with everyone in it.

What trips me out is that it's a circle inside, but they can make the pixels look like it turns into a box with just how they morph.

It's a huge optical illusion. They have figured out those things. That's insane. I was like, What is this video file that they're emitting? Is that has to be its own? That ain't like an Mp4 or a movie.

When I see stuff like that, I realize how dumb I am. There's people out here that are geniuses to be able to figure that stuff out. I actually can't comprehend it.

You know what's crazier? Crazier? That they're figuring this out first on a computer. You know what I mean? This is done on a whole program, and they're like, We're going to do this over here. And then they're like, All right, let's to work. It's like, huh? How do you get it from here to here?

Oh, my goodness.

That's incredible. And then they have smoke, like fake smoke. Wow.

The band almost becomes like an afterthought after a while because you're just- Were you more looking around what was going on or paying attention to the music? The bigger the visuals were, the more I was paying attention to the visuals. But after a while, though, they stopped doing the visuals, and they just want you to focus on him a little bit. There It was a moment where I was like, Okay, this is boring. But then, okay, when they started doing this crazy, psychedelic Vegas thing, and it's this rolling, almost like this rolling gif in a way where it's constantly moving and it goes under, you feel like the whole stadium is like, you're about to flip into it.

That I almost got nauseous. Do we have IMAX seats? Are they vibrating? Do we have water?

No vibrating.

It's crazy how your eyes will make you think that something is moving around you just by a visual.

It's like a gravitron. You know how it feels like you're almost laying down?

Remember the Batman ride in Six Flags when you're walking through that thing and the whole tube is spinning?

Or when you pull up to a red light and you check your phone and the car next to you starts to roll and you think you're going backwards. When I All the time, dude.

It is your literal gut just sinks. Good things think so, right? It means you're paying attention. It means you're getting your shit. That good peripheral. I love how much shit we're talking about this, the Sphere, 10 episodes ago. We were just sitting on it, and now we're like, imagine church.

So I would say if you're going to go, if you just want to see it, go by the 20 minutes experience. If you're a huge YouTube fan, go. But I would wait for cold play or somebody like that because I didn't know half the songs.

I was thinking the Next Mission: Impossible movie. I think that'd be a great site to see.

I don't even think they could do a movie on that screen.

Tom Cruise will make it happen. He's like, We're making the movie just for...

Yeah, it was pretty.

That was pretty much the main reason why you went to Vegas was for the concert?

No, we found out the last day that they got the tickets. We found out on... We just kept joking, it wouldn't be cool if we got you two tickets, but no, it's too expensive.

Why were you in Vegas?

Just because Patricia's parents were already doing a trip. We live in LA. That's a 30-minute flight. Why not just bond with the in-laws?

It is nice to hop on a quick flight to...

Oh, it's the best.

Why don't you guys move to Vegas so I can visit you guys more? We're thinking about it. We'll still think about it. You still have time, right, Mariah?

I would love Vegas. You see?

I want a house with funky architecture, maybe. I don't know. No, it's hot. It's hot in Vegas, man.

It gets real hot. That's hot.

Not hotter than Florida.

I would rather go to Palm Springs.

Yes.

Split a nice shed over there?

We should get a vacation home.

Right now, we have to choose either a home or a vacation home.

I think I'm Vegas out.

I was a little vaguest out, just gambling-wise, too. I was like, I don't-I want to go back when I'm older.

The deal The dealers aren't as nice as they used to be. They're not rooting for you anymore. Every time I was playing Blackjack recently, it's like...

It just depends on the table. Patricia gambled a lot, but...

Also, I never win.

Yeah.

That Willy Wanka machine took our That was funny, boy.

That was funny. You think you're up, but then you're like, But I've gone to the ATM three times. If I was up, I wouldn't be going back.

For some reason, it is worth it, though. I think it's just the thrill of trying to beat Vegas Because you're in a competition with Vegas, the whole city. You know what I mean?

I also think when I go to places like that, I get a weird feeling of being upset and angry that I can't see it from a previous time. It actually bothers me and makes me mad.

The rat pack running around.

Everything in me wants to go to Vegas.

And it's like a time machine.

In the '70s and '80s. You can't I have that.

I need it. Because you still get a taste of it when you go back there. You can feel. I feel like there's spirits everywhere in Vegas. You can just feel them all still walking around.

The insane stories that we don't know about. The shit that went down there years and years and years. It's just so... Now that we're older, it's nice to go to Vegas and realize that there's more to than just gambling and drinking in clubs. The history is so... It's so cool. It's just so fun to explore.

Have you been to the Paper Mill Lounge? In Vegas? No. Oh, pull it up. I've always wanted to go to it. It's like a restaurant, and I think you can have breakfast there, and it turns into a lounge at night, but it looks so cool on the inside. To me, this screams old Vegas. This is where they shot Goodfellas and all of that stuff. Oh my gosh. Yeah, or Casino. They shot a lot of stuff in Casino, but that is my vibe.

Why don't we go back to Vegas, but we pretend we're in the '70s? So it just big fur coats, the ha ha ha. But we don't pay attention to anybody but our own selves and just make it feel like it's the '70s.

Yeah, that's what I was trying to dress up like Hunter S. Thompson when we went and put on the bucket hat, get the aviator glasses.

We only do things that they would do in the '70s. We're going to like the-Drug deals.

So cooking.

Yeah. Get married at the Chapel.

Count cards. Chopping up bodies, throwing them in the lake.

Tying cement to their feet.

I don't know. Let's make it feel like we're there.

It's just cool to see old pictures. I love... Don't let it hurt your head. Pictures of Vegas.

You guys don't get worked up for nostalgic things like that?

Is there a word for that? Because him and I actually get really-It's like an extreme sense of nostalgia to where it's crippling almost.

I'm like that with houses. I get very frustrated with people who buy these incredible old homes that have all of these nice touches from the past, and they and they just ruin it. Oh, yeah. And they modernize it. Then there's some where the houses have truly been untouched since the '60s, and I'm like, Just don't do anything.

Don't do a thing. Or if you're going to do it, just clean it up.

There's a way to restore it without completely changing it.

But I'm not going to lie, I was against it. I would say, a few years ago. I was against the old style modernize it. I wanted it to look like a hotel. I don't know what I was thinking. I I don't know why I like that, but I got out of it quick. I just realized that everything was like that, and it just didn't feel homey anymore.

Well, I know what you mean because when we would walk into the new homes that were being built out here, it was all...

You feel nothing.

Well, when I first saw it, I was like, Oh, my gosh, this is stunning. This is amazing. This is beautiful.

Because it was so different than the typical 2000s. Yeah.

Then once you started seeing more and more homes, you're like, Oh, my gosh, they're all the same exact thing. It's that same wood with the white marble and the black marble and that just white oak floor. You're like, this looks every single house. You don't even have to walk in. You know exactly what it looks like.

The reason why they do that is because when anybody walked into a house like that in their head, they was like, Oh, this is fancy. This is rich. This is what people... This is what people... This is success. This is this style. When it's the same shit, it's just polished white.

Give me like an avocado green refrigerator. Yeah. Steel.

I know, but then that's just the risk of the builder. Hopefully that the people who come in, want an avocado green refrigerator.

No, that's if you're rent. Yeah.

Well, that's the thing is the home builders, if you surveyed a couple of hundred people, go, What do you think you'd rather move into? A lot of people are like, That one. The modern one. It seems more neutral to their own taste. You can't bank that the next person will-That's why everything's just been so black and whitewashed.

The buildings, the architecture, everything.

I hate that I get so attached when it comes to nostalgia to things I have nothing to do with. Yes. I remember He's feeling so upset that M&M's house doesn't exist anymore. They knocked it down. It's an empty lot. He used to go back there and visit and knock on the door and be like, I used to live here. That's just where he came from, and it was such an iconic house. I cried for it.

Can you pull it up? Because I don't know.

His 8 Mile house?

Well, that's his album cover.

Yeah, that's his house.

Oh, that's so sick. Yeah. Wow, that house is perfect. It's visually perfect.

It's just grass now. His whole street doesn't exist. They knock down every single house. Now it's just grass.

Well, that's Detroit. I mean, the whole...

Is he still doing well? I feel like he's so...

I would imagine.

I feel like he's so anti-rich.

I don't think I've ever seen him smile.

I think he's very... Rich lifestyle? He's extremely humble. He's quiet. I don't think he flexes money. I don't think he spends money. I think he's just focused on building his relationship with his daughters. Do you have more than one?

He will still like him now, right?

Yeah, because he keeps his mouth shut. He's not like... He seems like a good person. Yeah.

We're all over fucking yapping all the time. Just talking shit.

But he's the epitome of remember where you came from, because when he was... When he blew up and he was doing amazing and he was the biggest thing in the world, he went back to this house, and he was just begging to come in just to have that.

We have Kodak Black. You know what I mean? Kodak Black.

Is that the-Are you comparing Kodak Black to M&M?

Hey, he goes back and he represents for- Detroit. Our county, baby.

Oh.

Is that our celebrity?

That's our M&M. Kodak Black. Right, Jordy? Yes. We got Kodak.

9, 5, 4. Here we go.

Jordan's family member actually arrested him and locked him up and said, I'm so sorry, Kodak. No way. He was like, I really don't want to do this.

Are you serious?

Yeah, his uncle is the Chief of police and locked Kodak up. Everybody out there on free Kodak, you got Jordan to blame.

Wow.

I did something creepy recently. Oh, are you sure you want to share it? I feel a little creepy that I did it, but I had to know. Do you know Richard Simmons? Yeah. Richard Simmons.

I have a Richard Simmons shirt.

I have a poofy hair, right? Yeah, the big guy who would do Jazzer size with his glitter pants. You know he's been out of the public eye since 2014. Yes. He's been completely agoraphobic. He has not made a public appearance. There was even a podcast that was big in 2016 called Finding Richard, just trying to make contact because this guy loved his fans, and he's just been stuck in his home. There were conspiracy theories that his housekeeper was keeping him hostage. They did a wellness check. But I was thinking of him the other day, and I go, Where is his house? I'm so curious. I realized it's three minutes from my gym. No way.

I go, I'm just going to go take a little just peek at Richard Simmons house, see if I might catch him throwing the trash away.

The gate was open. So I made my way in. No, but there was a moment my heart sank. I was like, Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. I'm about to see something. I saw nothing. But in the moment, I'm like, What am I doing? I'm such a fucking creep. But I just wanted to just drive by and like... Is this it? Yeah, that's it.

I'mnotastalker. Com.

And I'm not a stalker either. That's the only time I've ever gone by a celebrity's house because he was just on my mind and I was so close.

Yeah, I mean, look, as long as you're being respectful, you're not bugging anybody. You're just driving by, just a little take a peaky.

Isn't it crazy that there's a whole business based off of that here in LA? Yes, I think that's crazy. It's wild. There's a making money off of loading people into a van with a roof chopped off and go, this is where this person lives. This is this celebrity's home.

Most of the time, they don't actually live there, but still-They make it up.

They do make it up.

A lot of them make it up, but it's still crazy. Nobody sits on the bus and just ever thinks that this is wrong. I wouldn't like somebody driving by my house and showing a bunch of people where I live.

But that's what you sign up for. If you are in the flats of Beverly Hills, and you know you're in a At home- Unless you're clearly, constantly posting your house saying, Hey, guys, I live here.

Unless you're doing that, no, you don't really ask for it.

Oh, yeah.

It's creepy. I mean, a lot of times the houses on the fly are much better to live at than all the way up in the hill. The hill sucks.

It's such a bizarre business.

But sometimes people, celebs love it. Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad will come down and talk to them and stuff.

Outside of his house?

Yeah. I've seen a clip of him when someone was on the bus. They're like, Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. He's like, Hey, guys. He was on the balcony and came down and talked to them.

You see, to me, I think he goes, Hey, guys, hey. And then he walks away and he's just like, God damn it. I don't think anybody, even a normal person wouldn't like that. So Everybody outside of their house.

It is a little creepy.

It's more scary. It's more like, Oh, people just know where I live.

Imagine the bus driver, though.

I I remember my bus driver was like, Oh, that's Kirstin Dunst's Porsche right there outside of the Beverly Hills Hotel. She was just here yesterday, and I saw her driving it, and I was like, What? Looking back, I'm like, he just pulled that out of his ass.

He literally could have been saying anything.

Pulled that out What is his ass, man. What is...

For everybody that's listening that wants to come out to LA, if they truly just want to see as many solos as possible, where's the best place to go?

I would go to-Certain restaurants. I feel like if you go to-Cragg's. Cragg's, you'll see. Go to Cragg's, go to Craigs, go to Dantanas, go to Catch.

La Poubelle over by the UCB area, where there's the Birds bar. You'll see John Ham over there. You'll see Justin Long.

Don't show up and linger. Enjoy yourself in the restaurant.

But just take a little peaky.

Pache. We're pretty much doing what we just said is horrible. We're telling everybody- I think it's worse to go hunt them down in person.

No, you just casually go, and if you spot someone, you Be cool. Be cool.

And don't stop them. The coolest thing is that you don't say anything.

I said, Hi, dude, walking out of this sphere. I realized I was walking right by him, and I was just like, Oh, shit. Weird Al. No way. So I was walking ahead of Patricia, and then I looked back to see where she is, and this guy is walking towards me. He has a gray long curly hair, but I know that face out of nowhere. And his wife was with him. She had gray hair, and I looked him up and see who his wife was, and I was That's them. I'm walking right next to him, I go, Al? And he goes, Yeah, man. I was like, Dude, you're a legend, man. Thank you so much for everything. He goes, Thanks. I was like, Did you like the show? He goes, My band needs to step it up, which was funny to say after a YouTube show for Weird Al. But he was so nice. I didn't ask for a picture because I didn't want to draw attention. Then I went to the bathroom, and then sure enough, Patricia was like, he was just taking photos with people. I was like, Damn.

Someone like Weird Al, though, I don't think a ton of people are coming up to him all the time. I think he's He's the perfect person to actually go up to and say hi. Right.

Yeah. He was so nice. But I think because we were in down a mezzanine full of people walking, and I didn't-There is certain celebrities where I feel like it's 100% appropriate because they are notThey love their fans.

Yeah, not only that, but they're not so publicly known.

You do say, Oh, my gosh, big fan. Don't continue the conversation about things that they've done or their work. Talk about something else That's like, talk about the weather. Talk about this weird painting in front of you.

They'll usually engage in a conversation. I've noticed that the conversations go longer like that. When we're, he and I were doing our happy hour, happy hour, meet and greets in all the locations, a lot of people were actually just talking about something completely random, like the weather and the school they go to and all that, and just nothing about what we were doing. I just noticed that I was just hooked because it feels safe. Yeah, because when you're talking to somebody that you don't know, you're usually talking about something like the weather or your surroundings or something like that normally. In general, you would just engage with that type of talk.

Or if you know somebody's new into the town, they obviously don't live there. When we went to tour, Hey, if you guys are going out, these are some good restaurants in the area. These are some good bars if you guys are looking to do this. You give the recommendations, which is really nice. I really want to talk about the cell phone outages. Did you guys get affected?

Yesterday, I was on a phone call with my mom, and three times it just went out, randomly. We both had WiFi, we both had service, and it just kept on going out. It was really weird. Then in the middle of the night, what was it? A day or two ago?

This was last night is when the big outage happened. Okay.

I had I had no service, but I also had no WiFi, too. The WiFi went out, which was really weird.

It's an AT&T, right?

At&t, but apparently, it was a bunch of other carriers as well. My mom's went out all night and didn't get it back, I think, until probably 11 in the morning today.

But it's weird that it happened to multiple carriers and not just one.

All over the United States, too. I don't know if mine went out because I was sleeping all night. Mine didn't. You Did it get affected at all either?

I knew about it, but no, I didn't have-Yeah, but apparently, it was some crazy outage all over.

People were saying it's bizarre.

Oh, yeah. No, it's very bizarre. But is it a bandwidth thing? I mean, I don't know the techniques behind cell tower. Is it the cell tower that's doing it?

I don't know. Apparently, they said it was a mistake from some... What does it say? Some people were saying it was a cyber attack.

There have been a lot of talks, though, thinking that there have been this cyber attacks from China and that there's going to be potentially this electronic lockdown where they're going to take us all off the map as a way of resetting ourWhat a time that would be, huh?

At&t says it was not a cyber attack.

Are they over 32,000?

But also, if it was a cyber attack, I wouldn't say.

I wouldn't say it either. That would freak everybody out. I mean, the best thing for them to say is that it wasn't a cyber attack if it was. But my God, even if we didn't have her for a day, the amount of shit that would be caused, they just shut everything down, it's crazy how much we rely on it.

Oh, entirely. It's crazy. It's crazy. It would affect GPS for cars and stuff? Everybody on the highway would just not know where to go.

I wouldn't know where to go.

Michael Scott driving into the lake.

Patricia's mom, she drives a Range She goes, Hey, Matt, can you go? I need to get this USB onto the computer to download the new map for Range Rover. She goes, I had to pay $150 for it. Isn't that ridiculous? I go, What? Time out. What are you? She goes, I got an email saying that Landrover, that I need to get a USB stick, download the file for a new map, which I understand that there's probably a new map that I go, You don't need a new map for anything. What? A new map for the new roads in Venezuela?

They pray on elderly people that don't know better and they just think that-They know what they're doing. People would just do it. It's so awful.

I was just like, don't ever... You never need a USB stick to stick in your car for anything. You have CarPlay. Just plug in your car, tell Siri where you want to go, and you're off. Don't do it.

They're getting so many people like that, especially older people that do not know that they can just easily just...

Oh, my parents finally realized about YouTube TV, and they realized that that could be their cable now. And now they save $150 a month doing it.

Does your Do your family still have landlines?

No, they do not.

No, now we only have Netflix or-No, like a landline phone, like a wire. Sorry. I thought you said cable. No. I don't know anybody right now that still has a landline.

Yeah, my parents finally got rid of theirs.

They just got rid of theirs?

When they were probably getting their call-When they moved to Tennessee.

Who's still calling their landline?

My grandma was calling my mom in the landline all the time.

Yeah, that's why Patricia's parents kept theirs when their grandparents were away.

You know what's something that Apple just implemented, and it blows my mind that we went so long without it, but now it's able to be done again. When somebody's calling you and they're leaving you a voicemail, you can pick up in the middle of the voicemail.

Oh, Keith, I just got a call yesterday.

Bro, you used to be able to do that all the time. If your landline was ringing and somebody was leaving you a message, you could pick it up. But when cell phones came out, you couldn't do that anymore. Now Apple brought it back 10 years later, and I'm like, One, why was this gone? And how do we have it back now? But I love it.

It's great that they can transcribe the voicemail. So as it's happening, you can read what the person is telling you. So you can be like, Oh, okay, I need to pick this up. Because sometimes you're like, Why is this person calling me?

It's crazy. All right, so, Keith, I was freaking out two days ago because I never had that happen on this phone. And all of a sudden, I see voicemail, and I see a transcribed thing as they're trying to call. And We're all having a conversation, and we're all laughing. They're talking. I'm like, Wait, guys, one second. I want to stop talking. Then someone's saying, Hello? Hey, blah, blah, blah. It's something about just us talking, right? I'm freaking. I'm like,. Because sometimes I just get random calls and whatever. And then all of a sudden I see a transcribed thing that says, because we were laughing, why are you all laughing? And I'm like, what the fuck? And I just start trying to hang up, but it wouldn't hang up because you can't hang up a voicemail call. You just can't hang that up. You have to let it ride. And I'm sitting there and I'm making everybody stay silent because it was the freakiest thing. And then it finished. I'm like, guys, I think somebody just hacked into my phone and was able to hear our conversation. Dude, all these thoughts went in my head.

I was like, someone just listened to us from my phone. This is crazy. And I go listen to it. A random person called and there was a butt dial. So they're talking to somebody else. I was like, I felt so stupid. That's funny. But the way they make it so scary, especially if you've never seen it before, it's a little scary the way it just pops up and it's just like...

Now that they've implemented it, how many people do you think passively will just be like, the people who do pick up mid-voicemail are like, Oh, so now you want to answer. You were just waiting to see what I wanted to ask you.

I use it all the time now, though, because I'll get calls from numbers that I don't have saved, and I'll wait for to go to voicemail, and then I'll be like, Okay, now I know who that person is. So if I don't have it saved, I can be like, Hey. It gives me a little bit of a heads up.

But I would never leave a voicemail because that just takes too much time.

I've been really enjoying leaving voicemails.

It's so out of habit, though, for me now. I'm like, No, they're not going to check it. Yeah. Do you love leaving a voicemail?

I love getting voicemails, too. I love clicking it and playing them back.

Oh, I never even... I just read what the person says sometimes. Oh, really? Yeah. But I do have a lot of saved ones from people that I love or they passed away and stuff.

Have you left a FaceTime voicemail?

No.

I haven't. I didn't know you could do that. Yeah. Wait, it doesn't... No, it keeps going.

No, if I FaceTime you and you don't pick up, it'll let me leave a FaceTime voicemail, like a video.

Normally, I would just screenshot it with a sad face and then send that as a voicemail.

Now you can leave a video.

Okay. Might take advantage of that.

Pretty cool.

I keep seeing clips on the internet of people watching a screen and there's a voice going on. The caption is me watching myself commit a crime I never committed because of AI, how good AI is getting. Dude, it's insane. One day you're just going to see a video and you're robbing a bank. It's you, but it's just AI. It's just so good.

People are going to be arguing that in court of people who actually did the crime being like, Your Honor, this is AI. This isn't AI.

It's crazy. You can say that with anything now. I was like, Sir, that's That's AI.

Have you seen the difference in the year? Like the spaghetti video? Yeah.

It's only going to get crazy here.

Wait, what's the spaghetti video?

It was like Will Smith eating spaghetti. Like an AI video of him eating spaghetti. Oh, I saw that. But what it looks like now, just the videos, they are so realistic.

Did you guys see the huge TikTok thing that blew up over the past week about this girl who posted this story about who the fuck did I marry?

Matt, I've been waiting to watch that because the way people are talking about the story, I've never seen-Is it the TV show Who the Bleep Did I Marry? No, but it's going to be. It's going to be because it was all started with a TikTok story time.

It first came up on my feed showing people watching the story in their shower and scrolling and stuff. I kept seeing these posts of all these people are committed to this girl's story. I was like, Okay, I'm going to sit down and I'm going to give this a shot and see why this story is going crazy viral. It's a 50 part.

Fifty?

Fifty. Fifty. Fifty parts. Each one is 10 minutes long.

Each one has 20 million views. People are invested in this story.

To give you this skinny and for the people watching and listening.

I'm going to hop on the treadmill tomorrow and actually turn it on like a podcast because I do really want to hear the story.

Keep it on two times speed because-Yeah.

Do you know about this one, Baba?

I saw... No, I don't.

Thank you for that. Thank you for that, Caroline.

I saw it, but I scrolled past it. Okay. So It popped up on everybody's feed, though.

It's just either scrolled past it or you didn't.

At first when I saw 50 parts, I'm like, I don't have the time. No way. Just give me the skinny. Is it real? Yes, it's real. And this girl, she's, I think, in her... Yeah, she's like mid-30s. She's from Atlanta, and She starts this. She's on a long drive, and she goes, I want to tell you guys this story about who the fuck did I marry. And she basically goes into this whole story about how she got into a relationship and married this guy. Over the course of COVID, they met each other on a dating app. They went out on a date, or she had a flat tire. Before the date, he came and helped save her. She was very charmed by that. They go to Cheesecake Factory. He starts telling her that, I just moved to town. I'm actually from San Diego. I used to play arena football. He's lived in all these different parts, says that he's this regional manager, and he has a bunch of money. Charms this girl, okay? This is also COVID times, and so they end up moving in together. She's saying that she's been interested in getting a house.

He's like, I'm interested in getting a house, too. They're constantly looking at houses that they want to buy. He says his budget's up in the 800,000s, 900,000s because he has all this money from when he played arena football. She, slowly, over the course of this relationship, starts realizing that this guy is full of fucking shit. They're always looking at cars together. He's always taking her out. He's printing her It's an itinerary saying, We're going to go to Paris, we're going to go to London.

But never doing any of it.

Never doing any of it. But she just constantly was like... And this girl, the way she tells her story, her sense of recall in memory and storytelling is so Honest and sincere. And that's what's so great about it is because she posted this stuff not intending for it to go viral. And people have responded so well to it because they feel like you're really sitting down and talking with this girl. It's basically like the Tinder swindler. It's basically all that. She just gets caught by this guy, and she tells this story all the way leading up to him and confronting him and divorcing him. It has gone crazy viral where other women who have been with this guy in the past, they're coming forward. Oh, wow. This girl will get her own Netflix documentary.

They've already made posters, like fan posters of who's going to be playing her. Oh, really? Playing the boyfriend. It's all so But, Keith, I'm just so happy that something is going so well for this lady, for the amount of shit that she's been through with this relationship. It's just so cool to see, and it's crazy to see how much everybody is just waiting for something to come out. Did How about this.

Did they just recently get divorced? She's now putting it out?

No, this was during COVID.

I think they got divorced in 2022, 2023. It's been a while since the divorce. She just now has finally wanted to come through and tell this story for people to be aware of these types of It is just so entertaining. It's awesome right now, she's finally getting this trip to go to Paris and London. Hopefully, BMW is going to give her the blue X5 with the Cognac interior that she really wanted that this guy always conned her and promise this guy would also sit there in fake phone call conversations with his brother every morning for 30 to 40 minutes, and he was talking to nobody.

We know people that used to do that.

Yeah, I have a story about that.

People doing fake phone calls?

Yeah, like fake phone calls where they're talking to somebody, but they're not actually just saying something in front of you just for you to hear.

You know people that did that?

Yeah, I had that crazy-Yeah, remember that?

I had that crazy roommate who one time faked a phone call conversation in front of me for 10 minutes.

With his friend?

Saying that he was talking to you like a friend of ours who lived in the dorm.

He was talking to his friend, and then he ended up calling his friend and say, Hey, were you talking to the phone? And he's like, No.

Because I was catching on in my head when he was on the phone with him. I go, Why would that friend be calling him right now after a game when that friend is in Lubic? In my head, I go, There's no way that he would have called him. Then towards the end of the phone call, I was like, Yo, give me the phone. Let me get the phone. He goes, Hold on, hold on one second. Matt wants to talk to you. You know he was getting run?

He was getting run. He was making a phone call. I was like, Let me get He was like, Oh, wait.

Okay, hold on. You got to go right now? All right, man. I'll catch you later.

Don't you wish you got to record that?

What was the point of him faking it, though?

Because I think he was psychologically insecure that I was making more friends than him in college. That night, I couldn't go out because it was going to a speech tournament, and he wanted to act like he was making more friends and having more fun than me. Bizarre. Genuinenly, that was the truth to him doing it.

Fuck out. I wouldn't be surprised if that's something I did in high school. But I wouldn't do it in that sense. I would do it in the sense of, I'm just going to make it look like I have friends.

No, you would just be faking it in your room alone. Nobody around to prove it to you.

Just for myself. Just so when my mom walks by my bedroom, she hears that I have a friend.

You practicing for when a friend finally does call you. Hey, what's going on, my man? How are you?

Just practice.

I remember also that friend one time, we were in a class together in college, and they didn't bring a pencil, a mechanical pencil, and we were about to have this pop quiz or whatever. I was like, Yo, do you have a pencil? He goes, Hold on one second. He pulled one out and he goes, No lead. I snatched it out of his hand and I shook it and it was full led.

Matt, it's crazy that you go for it, right? If somebody was lying to me or just I feel like, normally I'd just be like, Okay, no worries. You just go, I want to know now.

Because there was a pattern with him where I kept feeling like he was-It was the same guy?

Yes.

No, he was psychologically manipulating me.

I think we should bring him in here.

No, it's really no use. I've forgiven him and he's gotten better. He's making him up.

You're doing what he is doing.

Matt, why don't you give him a call right now?

Yeah, wait, no, you're busy. We want to have you look on it. All right.

Maybe next episode.

Nice.

But yeah, so I'm going to watch this tomorrow. You guys make sure to watch this story, too, because everyone's talking about it. I feel so left out from this story.

I'm so excited to see what's going to unfold because when someone goes crazy viral like that, you're like, hopefully the right person is coming in and is help managing her, and hopefully it's Netflix that's going to give it to her and not some random network.

Yeah. Did he see... So Fans are making movie posters of this already. What they have playing her is Octavia Spencer. Holy shit.

Octavia Spencer. That would be insane.

But they're saying that there's this other actress that would do a much better job. Everybody was saying that.

I think Octavia Spencer might be a little too old.

I think her name was Julie Hessey or something.

Julie?

Okay. I definitely got her name wrong.

I believe this woman, well, her handle is Risa Tisa, but I don't know if that's actually her name. But what's so funny is that the guy, they finally have found him. He's posted videos going, None of that is true because I actually walked in on her and she was hooking up with Bradley, and everyone's like, This is a fucking lie, dude.

Apparently, that girl who found him, apparently, she's getting a lot of shit because apparently, she only did it just for numbers. She didn't really care about this girl. She just did it just so she can talk about it.

When she was at work, he would text her like, Someone came here looking for you. She's like, Who? He goes, Some guy in a black Dodge. She goes, Well, I don't know who that is. I go, Describe him to me. She breaks down everything to him going, Well, this can only be these people. Then she realizes her neighbor has a ring cam and looks over at her house and realizes a Dodge charger never fucking came. This guy was just psychologically abusive to her. But it's hilarious, just this guy.

I wish I was that good at lying. Imagine being just that good. Just able... Your mind just... It It just runs on its own.

You'd be married already. You would have done this to somebody and somebody would be...

Wild.

The actual TV show of that is so good. I used to watch it all the time.

Wait, which one? Who the fuck did I marry? Yeah.

Oh, wait, that's a show already?

It's called Who the Bleep Did I Marry? It's like people that were married and their spouse ends up being this serial killer or something like that.

Is it a docu-series?

Dirty John?

What was it? On IDTV? Every episode is different, but it's these crazy stories that go in.

But is it documentary style?

Kind of, yeah, with reenactments and stuff. It's like an hour long. But every episode is a different story about these people, and they end up just snapping and killing somebody. They're like, This person that I married is not this. How is this possible? It's so interesting.

It's so sad because some guys are like, Rosa and Risa Tisa because they're like, Okay, we found this Facebook. Girl, this guy is not given vice president VP energy, going through his posts and stuff. This is not CEO material.

There's a good chance that... The thing is a lot of people like that don't see that.

I know. They're insecure and they just want to see when you're wearing rose-colored glasses, you don't see any of the red flags.

They're still victims. They want to find somebody. Yeah. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if my future wife was some crazy. Oh, yeah. 100%. Totally. I'd be so naive. I'd be so gullible. I'll just I believe everything. I believe everything.

Show the funds. Show the funds. That was her big thing, and she just kept telling him. Was like, I don't believe proof of funds.

I saw somebody doing it as a joke, a reenactment. Who the fuck did I marry season 50? And this girl just touched. She breaks it. Who the fuck you, Auntie? Let me see your phone. There was this girl with her boyfriend in the bed, just completely just screaming at him.

That just reminded me. Give me your Did you see the video? There was this lady who works in a hair salon, right? She's sitting there waiting for a friend, client to come in. As she's sitting there, this guy comes walking into the hair salon, walks directly up to her and just starts talking to her. You could tell she felt really uncomfortable and she was just going with it. But he has her go, put her hand up. Then he's grabbing her arm and moving her arm like this. Then he's touching her shoulders and moving her around. Then He sets his phone down next to her phone, and then he is walking her around this hair salon, and she's clearly uncomfortable but just going with it. Then he's like, Now put your arm out. Then he's got his arm next to hers, and he's making her bend her arm like this. She's like, I'm just waiting for my friend to show up, to come in. It just goes on and on and on. Finally, that person shows up and she's like, Okay, I got to go. I have a client. The guy keeps trying to talk to her.

Then her friend ends up walking in and she's like, I have to go. My client's here. Then the guy just keeps trying to talk to her. Then finally, he walks out, but he had left his phone there on the counter next to hers. The person that came in, that was the friend, decides to go through the phone because it was such a weird interaction. They're going through the phone and they went to the internet and was looking at his search history. In this guy's search history was about what do people taste like, cannibalism, something like that. Stuff, all sorts of murder stuff. They were like, This is crazy.

Oh, my gosh. Did they bust the guy?

It's weird. They're trying to find him. They're putting his face out, trying to see if anybody knows about it. But yeah, he left his phone behind.

Shit. It almost seems like he just did that. It's just so wild to me. It's almost like a movie. He just comes in, does all that, just leaves his phone.

Did you hear who finally got convicted? Ruby Franky. Who's that? The 8 Passenger family vlogger. The one that I've been cringe watching for years.

I just saw something pop on my phone.

I'm thinking she was an abusive mother.

Was it prison for how many years?

I think it's yet to be determined, but she is guilty, and I think it will be between 5-30, up to 30 years. Insane. She would make her kids do chores before they could even eat breakfast. She'd make them go hungry in school.

And pack their own lunches or whatever.

Yes. She was a cruel mother and then went off with that other woman. Why am I blanking on her name?

It It is wild that... But we only saw it because it's being recorded. There's families like that that just don't vlog. It's just like, they do that every day.

That's what's so disturbing. Crazy.

Just such an eye opener when you see a family who actually just films everything.

It's so wild that it's finally happening. Everything that we had been cringe watching for forever, we're like, someone needs to stop this woman. Sure enough, this is our dream reality.

Normally, especially on YouTube, I feel like people get away with it because it's YouTube. You don't really know what's happening when you're watching something because you don't know if they're faking it, you don't know if it's just a bit. It's hard. And that one was real. Yeah. Wild. All right. That was amazing.

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