Mike's Hot. Here we go.

Is that the new term Mike's Hot? The Mikes are hot right now. Jordan, Mike's Hot.

Jordan, Mike's Hot.

Mike's Hot Lemonade.

8:30?

My brain said the same thing. Or Mike and Ike's Hot Tamales.

Mike's Hot Lemonade. I said the same thing.

Mike's Hot Lemonade. Is that a drink?

They should make it to get into the spicy market.

Tahine Rim. Wait, Tahine and Lemonade, is that a thing?Spicy.

Lemonade, is that a thing?It's.

Going to be.

A spicy-Hola, como está, man. We're bringing an American and the Mexican together. Mexican, right? Yeah, Tahine, Mexican.

Can you make a spicy malt liquor? I'm sure those exist. I would imagine.

Mariah, okay with the... There you go with the notes. That Google cert.

That little chamoy.

So they make it Tajin Lemonade.

But I bet if they made a Mike's Hot Lemonade, they would still need a hard in it, though, because that's what they're getting away with, legally by calling it. Actually, no. No. What about?

Just write hard on the side.

Yeah. Mike's Hot Lemonade, Hard Edition.

Every time. Every time. I hit that sign every time. Sorry, I just get really excited. Okay. I was just going to move the whole time, everyone. I can't stop looking at the sign swinging.

Do you work out with a hat on?

It depends. If my hair is really, really bad, I'll throw the hat on.

That's the worst thing you're working out with a hat on with a hat on, and it falls off. Yeah, it falls off a lot.

But the hat is just now glued to my head now. I'm so used to it. I tried doing it. I tried doing this episode, no hat, and it's just I feel so naked. It's like, Girls Without Makeup. It's just like, I can't be done.

It's your thinking cat.

I know.

It just takes away the stress of worrying, Is my hair messed up right now? Yeah.

You don't have to think about it. You think it's good. You look in the mirror, you're like, damn, hair's perfect. And then you take a picture later in the night, you're like, Why didn't nobody tell me?

It's just a certain angle you get where your hair makes your head look like. I'm saying that like it's related. I think it's just me. I have such an alien head because my head shape. I don't know if you guys notice, but I have a predator head. So when my hair is in a certain way, you really just... You know the moon emoji It's hard to look at. So the hat keeps my head shape round.

It is coney. It's before babies got the helmet. Cony.

Wide and coney.

Would you have worn a helmet then? If they knew about it back then. What? You know how a lot of babies-Babies wear helmets.

They wear helmets if there's something wrong with their head.

No, if it's misshapen.

It's to reshape it. No.

Are you kidding me?

Yeah, because there's basically sutures of your Their skull is in like...

Zane was going around thinking these babies got dropped.

I thought the pain... The pain, the brain was like...

Exposed? No.

No, not exposed. I thought the baby just had brain issues. I thought it was like a-It's the growth of their skull.

It's almost like braces But just making sure that it grows normally because- Because you know how babies heads are really soft?

Yeah. It's like Playdough, so they can reshape them.

Mom, mom. Have you ever looked at- It could have been fixed. Have you ever looked at the top of a skull? Probably not a human skull, but there's It's got tectonic plates to it. There's these different areas. And so those will grow wrong, and they're just trying to shape it so it all grows the same.

I'm so upset.

Mind blown right now?

No, more upset. Then you didn't get the helmet. Then I didn't get the helmet. I needed that helmet for a good three years straight while my head was still developing. My head was not developing to my mom's.

Yeah, you probably slept on your back a lot, too.

My mom was probably sleeping all fucked up. That's when my head came out like that.

Were you a natural birth or C-section?

I was C-section.

C-section. My mom was like, Cut me open.

My mom wanted to...

Anyway, let's hit this intro. Let's do it. Let's get it. It's coming to baby.

Push. Push.

Oh, man. Welcome back to Zane & Heath. I mean...

Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, get Are we used to a different intro now?

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Yeah, we were trying to make it completely different from the show that we have going on here, and we decided to just really open up our layers and just give you guys everything that you've probably been questioning for the past few years of our life. But yeah, all three episodes are out right now.

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All right, enjoy the show. Welcome back to Zane & Heath unfiltered, baby. I'm Zane. I'm he.

I'm Matt.

I'm pregnant.

And we are unfiltered. Wow. Can you imagine? That'd be so...

She saved it for this intro.

I'm pregnant.

I'm Mariah, and I'm not pregnant.

Do you know with pregnancy, reveals, though, announcing you're pregnant, I think showing the husband the pea stick is awesome. But when people take this stick, let's travel with it and go see grandma and grandpa, and you bring that on the table, I'm sorry. You peed on it. Just find another creative way to tell me that you're pregnant.

As long as you wrap it and you desterilize it.

You could just be like, Hey, we have a surprise. We're pregnant. You don't need to be like, Here, look at this stick.

The stick is like... Unless it's right there in the moment, if your parents are in the other room and you show it, sure. But...

I did see a really cute pregnancy reveal the other day. What was it? It was a guy that got pulled over by a cop, and the cop walks up to the window, and he's like, You know why I pulled you over? The guy's like, I really have no idea. They're like, Because you have a baby on board without a seatbelt or something like that. Then he was like, What are you talking about? He's like, Yeah, you have a baby on board. He was like, I don't get it. Then the wife is like... That's so funny. Then he puts the pieces together, and then the cop was like, Oh. It was this whole thing.

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If Mariah was pregnant, and that's in that type of situation, if you were doing... In my dream. Would you do a pregnancy test private away from Heath and then tell him, or would you want to be there right in the bathroom door being like, Is it positive?

Oh my gosh. I think it's no brainer, we would just do it Yeah.

Because I feel like if she thought she was, she'd be like, Hey, I think I am before.

I mean, there's no right or wrong way to do it, but I would just be so curious.

If I thought my girlfriend was pregnant, I would secretly probably do it for her. You're just taking it in the door.

Give it her water. I'm finding out first.

No, no, no. Baby, you're pregnant. Why? How?

I asked Matt this on the high episode, but if I was infertile, would you use my brother?

His-oh, yeah. We were talking about that.

I don't know. Is that weird? If his brother was totally cool with it. It could be your brother would be the best decision. Probably.

That way it still looks like me.

Because you and your brother are pretty much the same person.

You don't have to tell the world that either. That's your private business.

It's like something where it'd be It's completely hidden. Obviously, because you don't want anybody knowing.

You guys look exactly like, you talk exactly like, so it's like, I guess. That's just weird. I just hope that.

I hope you're okay. You guys talk exactly alike. All right, get it. Extract.

I just started this documentary during lunch today. It's so funny. We're talking about this right now. Hulu just put it out. It's called Sperm World, and it's about the world of sperm donors. But people who don't go through the traditional sperm bank system, one, because it costs a lot of money. Sometimes insurance doesn't cover it. Sometimes people don't trust the mystery of knowing that they're getting the right sample from the direct person that they're wanting it from. So there are these Facebook groups that you can join of sperm donors, of people who will post, these guys will be like, I'm ready to donate. Anyone want this? Or there's girls or females who are looking and they'll say what they're looking for. There's guys who are doing it for Then that's what's also really creepy about that world is because these dudes just want to...

Just reproduce, just have a bunch of them everywhere. Kind of like that documentary that we watched with our father or some shit like that.

Yes, just like that. Some dudes are like, No, I want to... If you want my sperm, you have to have sex with me.

Oh, wow.

It was so eye-opening. But also breaks your heart that people have to go to these, I don't know, say, these these dark corners of the world to get this sperm when it should be a little bit more accessible and affordable and trusted.

And a whole process, too. I know there's a lot of sperm donors right now. We can get paid for it. But I think my buddy was just showing me an Instagram ad that he received. It was an Instagram ad. It popped up as he was going through stories, and it was like, Do you want to make $1,500 a day? Donate your sperm to the local sperm or whatever. And I'm like, That should be a hidden thing where not a lot of people know about it. You also shouldn't be promoting it as like, Want to get paid.

1,500 a day. No, no, no. Give that money loads a day.

Not 1,500 a day. It was like 1,500 a month or something like that.

But still, they shouldn't be Promoting something that's so... It's so serious.

Yeah, promoting something like that where it's like something serious like that, and you're just-Casually putting it out. Putting it out as a cash grab instead of like this.

That's really weird. I wonder what the What if they're just doing research on your sperm? They're not even fertilizing anybody with it. They are just playing with it.

He's just a collector.

It's a very weird interesting document.

It's those slime videos that you see on TikTok.

There's just like, Jars labeled.

Yeah. There's just something like... Because I know... There's actually a couple of people I know that do it, but it's something they don't really talk about. It's very hidden. They keep it to themselves. I feel like that's I know it should be.

They do it as a side hustle?

Yeah, like a side hustle, which is like...

You should want to do it.

That should be something out of the kindness of your heart.

Yeah, not like, damn. Not like a selfish...

Yeah, so this person has a lot of... I don't know, that's weird. This person definitely has quite a few Children? Children out there because this person has good jeans, has good looks. Because it's the person they pick. They look through a category or through a thing. They pick the person, and this person is getting picked a lot. So they just have babies everywhere. So it's like 50/50, right? It's like this person is helping out, but are they doing it for the money? Sure. But this person is also helping a lot of people choose this, choose somebody that has good jeans.

What's worth more? Plasma or semen?

Like TVs?

It depends. If it's a 50-inch.

A 50-inch, yeah.

Those are obsolete now.

What? Plasma TVs.

Right.

Because plasma TVs would also have plasma burn. If you left your plasma TV on the whole time, it happens a lot of old people. They just said they're watching Fox News. They got the Fox News.

The news network just burn right into the corner.

It on every channel.

It never goes away.

I want to donate my sperm because I just want to see how many people would pick me. I just want to see how many dashes do I have. Hey, Zane, this month, unfortunately, you were not picked not once. So you getting paid? I'm like, It's fine. I just want to see him.

Would you use your hinge pictures for that?

No, I think it's like a straight on, probably just Zane's studious.

Zane's playing chess in one of them.

It is crazy. What are some of the things under each face that they normally have? Don't they have their IQ? They have their IQ.

Is he smart? Doc, is he smart?

I think they put family history, health history.

Yes, A candy crush score. How much money was spent? How much furniture is in your house?

Podcaster.

A wortel streak.

That's funny. That's crazy how those things are so important, like an IQ. Yeah.

Very important. Is he athletic?

Whatever.

You just put Zela transformation, like documentary link, like a hyperlink to it. Get a good look at me. Yeah. I wonder if one day we could just go into a sperm donor database and just shop around for people. We don't.

But just to see all the bios. We're seeing everybody we know on there. No way. Ricky Thompson? Just I'm just like, What the hell is there?

I wonder if there's a dating app, but for donating.

There has to be. There has to be something. Or when you go in, you swipe through the people. Just like that.

Like, add to favorites, add to cart.

Check out.

If you were... You guys are so boring to talk to about this. I'm like, What's your type of person that you're picking? Mariah. Whoever looks like Mariah, you whoever looks like... Yes, sir. Whoever looks like Patricia, sure.

You can't ask us that. What if I started describing a blonde? I don't know.

It's like, just imagine you weren't in a relationship and you were going through a catalog. I don't know.

A Malibu surfer.

Big seven foot three male Well, Linebacker.

Linebacker.

You can design a future athlete. But then they have some weird gene on their side and it comes out like five foot. You're just like, What a disappointment.

Well, like Keith with his dad and mom.

You might have tall kids. It's for sure.

I might.

Yeah, because I'm taller than both of my parents. My dad's not over 6 foot, but his nephew is really tall, and I got that gene.

Would you like if your kids were taller than you, Shorty?

Don't do that.

He's not short.

I know, I'm kidding.

You are I know regular size. I know regular size.

Lately, Zane has been ripping me for my height.

I'm half an inch taller than him, Shorty.

Are you really only half an inch taller than him? I'm not that much taller than him. Okay.

Yeah.

But I am. And older. I'm 5'9 and a little.

It's an average height.

It is. Was there a time in your life where you were like, Oh, my gosh, I might be getting really tall? No. Were you a short I just remember being normal.

I just remember being average amongst my peers, and I never really thought of I'm tall or I'm short. It was just like-Definitely more.

I felt like looking at you in high school, you're to me more on the taller side. Looking at you, maybe because you're skinny legs, tall, slender.

Did you all ever have a door in your house where you measured yourself every year to-We started on the door on Staten Island, and then when we moved, we transferred it to a yardstick so we can move it to the house.

Now we have the yard stick.

Just pull the fucking frame.

To rip it out.

So yes, we do have it.

All right, you would love this. The people who live next door to my uncle's Lake house, their shed, when you open it up, they did all of their heights, but it goes back to the '60s. It's like, and they all have the years painted and everything. It's the coolest seeing a height.

We got to start as soon as possible, hun.

Then when somebody new moves in, they're going to go like this and paint right over it. It's going to mean absolutely nothing.

They just drill it and take it away and make it a table or something.

It is sad because most people would paint. If I saw that, as much as I don't care about- Get this shit out of here. I don't care. No, as much as I don't care about shit like that, for some reason, that I'd be like, let's try to either... We either rip it off, cut it out, and just put it somewhere, but I wouldn't just paint over it.

At Christmas Eve, though, when all my cousins got around and we did our little seeing who's taller, shit got me.

I know Matt was competitive. Matt was like, It's me every year. It's me. Don't bother.

Don't even bother. There was a year my cousin Tyler was taller than me.

You'll never forget it.

But the moment I surpassed him-I bet it was.

He's probably still hearing about it.

Wait, where was your line from last year?

It would get so intense in that moment.

Tall people are obsessed with being tall.

They are.

Are tall people like, Thank God I'm tall. Is that something where it's like, you just-I forget how tall I am until I see a tall person walking down a sidewalk.

I'm like, damn, they're tall. And then we pass each other. I'm like, We're the same height. That's cool. I forget how tall I am. A lot of people pointed out that I'm friends with tall guys. All my buddies from high school, we are all the same height. They're like, Are you only friends with tall people? I'm like, Oh, not really. But what are you six 6'3. But going on 6'4, maybe. I would pay- Doesn't matter.

Right there.

When I was 6'2, I always said I was 6'3, and then I became 6'3. Oh, my gosh.

That's Manifestation, baby.

Try it. I'm trying.

So people freaking lie.

I was always in the front of every line, whether it was by height or by last name, because I was A, and I was always the smallest.

I wish everybody was taller. I wish everybody was the same height.

That is so nice of you to say. I just wish everybody was taller.

What would be the perfect height for every human? For men?

I feel like- Over 6 foot because they would all love it and they wouldn't complain about it.

No, but I'm saying, say we started over with life. You're saying men and women? Every men and Wait a minute. I think, five, realistically, five, eight for everybody.

The thing is, I think you want to go a little bit taller because just- Everybody used to be five, eight.

Go to the Alamo, man. Back then, people were short. If I was in the Civil War, I'd be like, boom, boom.

I just think smaller, you have less joint pain. You can get around quicker.

You can do a backflip easier. That's the thing about being tall. I wish I just was able to do a backflip.

It is harder for you to do a lot of things.

That's the reason you can't do it.

Are shorter people quicker? I think so.

Let's bring back Ms. Juicy. Ms. Juicy, what do you think?

If everybody was the same height, there wouldn't really be.

There wouldn't be what?

If everybody was 5 foot and if everybody was 6 foot, there really wouldn't be a difference in the world.

Nobody be like, I wish I was taller. Yeah. Because they wouldn't know that's better, worse, whatever.

Work would be really tough because if there are certain tasks, good for certain heights.

I guess athletics would be way more competitive, too. Oh, yeah. Like your odds of getting into the big league. That's true. It would be higher.

Games would be crazy to watch because everyone's going to say... Because height matters when it comes to if you're watching a basketball game, for sure.

Absolutely.

There should be height equity.

Taller people should get taxed more because they take up more space.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

To other people, they say, Statistically make more money, but we do not live as long.

So what would you rather have? So which one you pick?

I'd rather live longer. I want to live longer, too. I'd rather be... I'd rather be... I don't know. And live forever.

But I would love to live to 100, but I don't want to live to 95. But if I'm at 95, I better make it to 100. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'd be pissed. Where you hear someone passed away at 99, you're like, God, I feel so bad. Imagine 99, don't pull the Podcast. Betty White was so close.

I know. Poor thing. She was months away.

It's a bad look, too. It's like, come on.

You couldn't push through.

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Did you see that 100-year-old guy diving into the water?

Yes. He's still doing It was amazing.

He walked up there and everything, but it looks like he's about to do a 10-meter dive, but it's just right there. It looks...

I'm going to tell you right now, you wouldn't even catch me at a pool at 100 years.

Yeah, right. Hitting the water that hard.

You need 10 people You're looking at you.

At all times, yeah.

But then I wonder how many of those... The world's oldest person or this person who's out there doing all these PR moves. How much of that's not real? Because their friends...

Here he comes.

Oh, he looks like Jordan. Oh, he's a solid 5'3.

Oh, and he's rocking the speedo. He looks great.

Yeah, he looks really good for his age.

Of course, he's 100. Look at him.

God, and he's hung, too. You see that? For 100?

It keeps growing. It's one of the only body body.

Wow. Good for him.

Everyone thought he was at the way top.

Let's go.

Is this?

The fact that he can lift his arms is unreal.

How good?

I can't wait to see how good this thing is. Stop laughing. Diving right into purgatory.

That's a splash. I thought it was a lot higher. That's what we said. The judges I was like, I was ready.

Guys, look at him swim. Are you kidding me?

Oh, yeah.

That is impressive. Muscle.

They even did a slowmo. Boom. Let's go.

It looks like he's much higher.

Let's How do you fucking go, dude.

That's falling with style.

The commentators are still doing like freeze frame, like red marking where he could have been better. Still critiquing it. They're like, We just cannot get a shot from him leaving that board to the water.

Just like, God damn, we're trying to get a good shot. That was crazy, though. I cannot imagine my grandma getting up there and doing a dive. That would genuinely end her.

I bet that guy dives every single day. If you dove every day by the time you're 100.

We're being so ageist, this podcast. I know we have over 50. We're being height-ish as well. We have 3% over 50.

Yeah, we looked at our demographics.

2% over 50. Yeah. Welcome.

Hello.

Hello, Gim, Gim.

How are you?

Do you know what sundowning is?

It's our parents.

People who have Alzheimer's, there's There's a symptom that some people have where it's called sundowning. The moment the sun starts setting, there's a big attitude shift. They start getting a little paranoid. They start pacing back and forth. But it all relates to the sun going down because it's such a transitional moment in the day, and they don't know why we as humans have this phenomenon for people with dementia. It's very interesting, but I don't know if you guys knew about it.

Did you Did you have any family members with dementia?

Yes. My grandfather, his past two years, he was alive. He died last year, I think so, last year and a half ago. He had dementia, and he was really out of it. But I never got to really experience him when it was bad because it was also during COVID times, we couldn't really go visit his home. Also my parents, my mother, it's her father, she was like, You honestly don't want to see him because-It's really sad.

You don't want to remember him like that?

Is that what she was thinking? But My only frustration was that I wanted Patricia to meet him and see him because her grandma was way out of it when I met her, and I don't care. But it was also just logistics of getting to where he was because he was in Indianapolis.

My stepmom's parents, I believe it was maybe one, but I remember it was so wild seeing her and not knowing me at all. It just completely just left her system. She had no idea who I was. I've seen her hundreds and hundreds of the time. It's crazy.

It's tough. It's tough. Mad respect for people who have family members who have patience enough to take them in because they want to be around them to where there are breakthrough moments and it is a little nurturing for them to feel a little bit safe. They'll have moments where they are fully lucid and they go, Oh, yeah, you are my daughter. I know where I'm at. We're safe. Rather than being in a home where you're just interacting with people who you have no history with, the thought of that, of them being away is so tough where it's tough. It's also something where you want to ask your parents about it now before it gets worse. What do you want in your last final years? If you didn't remember anything. I've talked to my parents about this stuff.

My mom's always like, You better not put me in a fucking home. I was like, I would never do that. But it's a scary thing to think about as you're getting older. I just hope my kids don't put me in a home. It's the scariest thing. It's not prison, but it feels like.

It's also interesting when they are at that state, the things that they do fixate on from their past. There's a dad on TikTok, I don't know his name, but I see him all the time. It was his son who's a lawyer. He's in his 50s, 60s, but his dad still lives with him. But his dad's always like, Where's my checkbook? Where are my keys? Where's my car? They're like, Dad, you live with me now. You don't have a checkbook. You have plenty of money in the bank. But that's all they're thinking about is, Where's my checkbook? Where's the car? It's like, he hasn't had a car in years.

Little moments from the past come back, but nothing like recent.

So interesting.

We're going to be like, When do we record? I got to get the names.

We got to get a podcast.

We got to get the post up. Can I see the edit? What does the edit look like?

I'm like, Keith, we got to record. I don't feel like it. We're 75. We haven't recorded in 25.

You didn't send me the thumbnail.

Oh, no. Mariah is going to be sending me screenshots through Gmail and I sent you screenshots. Oh, thank you. But we both have dementia. We're both saying each other's shit we need to upload.

The same episode is uploaded 50 times. You just can't remember pushing it through.

It is going to be so interesting to see our generation play out into elderly content. Or us as seniors, we're going to be the most active social media senior generation ever of us posting stuff because we were really born with it. That was our job, our career, our occupation. I wonder if people our age are still going to be watching YouTube videos of other people their age doing stuff.

Oh, just like a seven-year-old vlogger.

Yeah. Or imagine a 75-year-old on TikTok. I just bought this viral product.

That is going to be interesting. It will be.

Speaking of viral, Joja Ceewa's new song is about to come out. Karmon. It's still not out yet. No, but have you seen her lead up on her Instagram page? It'll be out once this is posted. I don't pay attention to Joja Ceewa's stuff that much for me, but I've been seeing everybody's now takes on her new brand, her rebrand that's coming out where she's not like the kid Joja Ceewa anymore, the pink and the toes and all that. She's switching it up. Obviously, when you see the music video, it doesn't look very much different. It just seems like different colors. It may look a little bit more darker.

It's a different monochrome of what she's already said.

Yeah. Everyone's saying her rebrand is not really a rebrand. She's still herself. Everybody's making fun of her for that. I swear, last night, I was just thinking about this. I don't know why. I was just like, If I was on Joja Sebo's team, I would have done it this way. Because she's doing all this lead up, so everybody's seeing it. But just imagine, this is my idea. If I was on her team, and she's like, I want to do a rebrand. This would have been one of my ideas. I wouldn't know how to execute it. Okay, girl boss, let's hear it. Okay, so she wants to rebrand and get out of this whole pink bow-tie whole situation, right? I I think for her lead-up promos for the music video, I think she should have not... The whole look should have been a much more mature look.Stripped down.Stripped down, right? But the thing is that none of us see it yet. So all her promos is her pink bow tie thing ending, right? It's like, imagine just-Like her taking the rhinstones off.

Something like that.

Or imagine a pink statue of Jojo Siwa just falling and just shattering or something. But you know Cardi B and like Megan's Out music videos are very heavily CGI. I was thinking something like that where it's like a bunch of promo of just like heavily CGI stuff, like that of her era ending. But you don't see what she looks like yet. I think that would have been a great way to promote it where nobody sees what she looks like yet. No red carpets or anything because you are hiding right now. When that music video comes out, it is like this completely different version of her.

Like an unplug Jojo Siwa. Do you know what Unplugged is?

It reminds me of MTV Unplugged, where they would get bands to do more like, acoustic sets, very raw and down the earth.

If she wanted to be taken seriously as an artist and hit that adult, late teen.

Billy Eilish did that, too, with her last album, where Billy was very neon hair, very like, so many necklaces. Then her next album, she's like, Marilyn Monroe-esque, way more natural.

She should call herself by her real name instead of Jojo.

What's her name? Joelle. Oh, it's Joelle? Yeah. I thought it was like, Joanna.

Her middle name is Joanie, I think. Joelle Joanie Siwa, which is also a sick name. Jojo is cool, but you already have like, Jojo from out of it.

Yeah, if she switched her name, that would have been another detail.

Joëlle's really pretty. It sounds like an echo, it's like, acoustic.

Or who knows? What if all this, she is still hiding that- You never know. You know, what if this is all her idea?

But is her fan base, I guess they have matured enough to wear... Karma is a bitch. There's a curse word in it. It was a big deal when Brittany Spears was saying, I'm a slave for you. That was like, Oh, my gosh. But I feel like Jojo's fans were five. They are. Five years ago, so now they're 10. And so they're like...

That's why she put the disclaimer like, It's not for kids anymore. She doesn't have that fan base yet, but she wants it.

It's like right now-It's going to be so many little girls be like, Karma's a bitch.

I remember Jojo as... I knew her as a dancer, obviously. And there's a solo that she did that I remembered that is literally like, it reminds me of what she's wearing now, the black with the diamonds and stuff. And it's crazy seeing that solo. But she is the same person. She's trying to rebrand. But this solo is literally what she's doing right now. I'll show you. She's literally doing this.

She's the same person. Hey, maybe this was her inspo.

Taking it back to her roots.

Oh, wow. She's really good.

Yeah, she's so good for her age.

I think you should have been on the show.

I was too old.

How much older?

When the show came out, I was 16.

Oh, wow. Did Dance Moms all take place out here in California? It was in Pittsburgh? Oh, Mariah.

That's a total opposite of my side.

I know, but you were still close enough to it.

I grew up around all these dancers. Everybody went to the same dance conventions. They competed in Jersey. But I was too old. I was already graduated.

Damn. I never knew it was all out in Pittsburgh.

And then the last couple of seasons were in LA.

I have an Abby Lee Miller question, though, and I know her mobility got worse over time, but she was the choreographer. Every video I see of Dance Mob, she's sitting down. Where does the choreography happen from Abby Lee Miller to the kids?

She has a choreographer named Giana. Well, she has multiple choreographers, but Giana was the one on the show. But ultimately, at the end the day, Abby has the last say because she does have a good... I'm not crazy about her with the way she's- She's like a Simon Cowell. She does have a good eye for what's going to win on stage at a competition. So she goes in and says, I'm going to change that. I'm going to change that. But she has a choreographer who demonstrates, who does everything because she wasn't a good dancer growing up. She just had the brains for it. You know what I mean? It is. She can see it. The whole like, those who can't do teach is real for a lot of people. Most of the teachers I grew up with could not demonstrate. They had to have... Even teachers now, if you go take class in LA, a lot of the instructors have assistants that do it. But they have the vision, and they can tell the kids what to do. That's why it's very important. If you do have somebody who's not able to demonstrate, that's why it's very important to know terminology, because she could just speak all these French ballet terms, and the kids should know what she means.

Like you said, if those who can't do teach, it's so crazy to me that some people like her that just-Teach, teach, teach. That just cannot get up and dance for their life. Or someone who cast actors in movies, they can't act to save a life, but they know what's good. That's just so crazy to me that they are able to do that.

Yeah, I know I'm able to dance, but when I'm teaching, there are things that I physically cannot do, but I can teach a kid to do it in five minutes. But I can't do it myself. I know the fundamentals of doing a certain step, but sometimes I'm just I'm basically unable to do it.

You have that eye. I think you would be an incredible film producer. You have visions.

I can't do it, but I could just be like, this. It needs to look like this. But I don't even know the terminology, which is horrible. I can never do it.

You have good taste, and that taste is a value, and that will accelerate someone's project.

Now, how do I transfer that?

You need to have one project that has massive success that was your vision, like a Simon Cowell.

But I still wouldn't know the terminology. Yeah, I want to ask her, but I don't know what that was. I don't know how I did that.

Zane, it's like, We can't cook, but I'll tell you what's good food. You know what I mean? I tell you, this shit tastes like that. That's different because that's tasteful.

But I guess your tasteful is different than others, but why is yours so much more important than everybody else's?

It also just comes down to communicating it. The reason why food critics are so good is because they're great writers and they're able to describe why the food is good and communicate why it's relevant. Same thing with film critics, people who can review films.

Mariah and I a lot, whenever we see somebody has a new project out, a video or a... Remember that horror? I'm not going to say exactly what, just because. But there was a horror movie that came out and there was a clip of it. It was a promo, and I immediately sent it to Mariah, and I was just like, I just wish that I was thrown into this. Why? It could have been so much better. So much potential. So much potential. But it's crazy because there's so many people that are in charge of something. Sometimes I just can't believe that that's the product.

Yeah, wasted potential is the worst.

Yeah, it stinks. But who am I to say that?

You're a believer.

Yeah, I'm a believer.

I believe in people.

But lazy as fuck, though. Just, That's not going to work.

I mean, those are some of the brilliant people, the most brilliant. What do they say? Work smarter, not harder? Yeah.

I know that's not going to work, but I don't even tell you how to do it.Figure.

It out.Figure it out.I'll tell you it's good when it's good.

Yeah, it's horrible. It's horrible.

I would just love to be a judge on American Idol. But having been a successful musician, I love that that's a gig where you're getting paid millions, where you just sit there and just say, Work on this.

You're great. What's something you think you can judge really well? Perfectly, they can put you in there and you are the perfect judge for something like that. Mariah, I'm sure it would be dancing, some dancing competition.

I would love to judge a dance competition.

I think being a film critic, I would like to do that.

Film critic, a movie is played and then you are at the table and you have to score and your score is pretty much close Being a jury.

Yeah, being a jury on a film festival for sure. I would like that.

What about you, Heath?

I'd like to be the guy who approves car designs.

Okay.

I'll tell you what looks good, like body shapes of cars. I love that. I feel like I would love to be a car designer.

It's crazy that there's-I wanted to do that so badly when I was a kid.

Somebody that has that job, like the look of a car.

You don't want to be sitting there designing it. You want that rough draft present it to you and you're like, this has to go.

I'd want to sit there because I'm decently artistic, but I'm not good enough to just draw something from scratch. But I'd be like, All right, tweak it like this. Not do, but teach.

Doesn't that excite you? Just like that situation. Imagine you're just thrown into that and you're just like, All right, this is your job.

Team up with Jordan because he can do the drawing. Just try and tell him and he'll bring it to life.

Jordan, let's start drawing cars.

I remember when I wanted to do that as a kid, my mom goes, There's a lot of rejection in that because you can spend forever on that design. And they go, Nope. You're like, I just spent hours.

I guess that's everything that has to do with design, right? Just a bunch of people's work, and then you're just like, Garbage, garbage, garbage.

The thing is my drawing would still look like kindergarten car drawing.

You would be the one accepting those designs.

What I think would be cool is also the shaping. Sitting there with a clay model and just shaving. Just sitting there just sculpting it.

I feel like would you be able to move on over to futuristic designs? Is that your forte or you can only do classic?

The thing is, it's tough as what sells. Biers don't think that everybody is going to buy the futuristic car unless you're a cool brand like KIA or Hyundai where they're making fun stuff.

But if you came-They're getting ballsy with their designs.

They are. I didn't even know it was a KIA on the road the other day. I was like, That's a KIA?

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It's Heath's birthday's on Friday. Oh, it's Heath's birthday.

It's my birthday episode.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

How old? 31? 36.

Heath is 31 now. After your 30s, birthdays just don't really matter to you anymore. I know it didn't for me. I love birthdays.

But you only turned I know.

It's just like... It's weird. My parents told me, once you're 30, and I didn't believe them, and it's starting to hit me like, Oh, yeah, you're right. It doesn't...

It's like... Make it matter. Make it fun.

It should be exciting. You're right. It should be exciting. But there are certain people... There's a lot of people like you that birthdays really matter. To me, it did, and then it just is fizzled for some reason. I don't know why.

We'll help you out.We'll make it special. But you got heed some gifts.

We'll make it special. I got heed some gag gifts from something. I know you...

I wear my houty shirt for you.

I appreciate that.

From something you From something you really like, yes, they were packaged in boxes that we had already. It was very less.

Those look like explosives.

You tape this up like you're about to ship it across the world. Here we go. Double tape.

All right. I know we've had a stress for a couple of few weeks, and I thought I'd get you something that would resemble that. Oh, wrong one. That's something else. That was good. Oh my God. Something for his protein shakes. What is that?

That's so funny.

Oh, my gosh.

That's really funny.

That is so sick.

Zane, that's a genius.

I love this.

He loves it.

I already love it. Wow. And I think it looks really cool just to have sitting somewhere, too.

He's going to cry. This is the best gift I've ever-Shit, I wish you opened the other thing first because-That's really funny.

Why? This was the good one, and then there's the other.

Yeah. That's really cool. This is just the more fun one. That is hysterical.

Is that from the bodybuilding competition episode?

I think it's... Oh, watch, it's not... It feels like-It was like 3D printed. 3d printed. It feels like ceramic. Oh, 3D printed. It's 3D printed. You can see the ridges. I did not say that on the thing. I think a lot of things are 3D printed now without saying it. Okay. All right. Thank you. This, what I just said before.

Swiffer wet jet.

This is the box it's in. But what I said before is for this gift. We've had a stressful few weeks. This is something just to help make your mornings just... You know.

You're a sponge mom.

What is it? Another sponge mom? One mental breakdown later.

One mental breakdown later. That's really cute. That's really cute.

Because we have had quite a few.

Do we have a bag in there? Or there's a present inside of it.

Some rough times.

We have.

Thank you.

And it's pretty, too.

Mine isn't as funny. Yeah, of course.

It's your birthday, bud. I don't care about birthdays.

All right, here we go. Back to back to back. Spongebob, the box set.

It's not even funny. It's just cool. You guys got a new house, and I just wanted to add to the decor. I thought this was up your alley.

This is so sick.

It's a book of advertisements from the '60s. That's Oh, my gosh.

Matt, this is really awesome.

Of course, man. When you're going to spend it on your side. Can't ever have too many coffee table books.

This is so cool.

Can I see that? I love it.

You never have too many. Thank you, Matt. Of course, man.

Another year, another dollar. Happy birthday, he.

Thank you.

Do you see this being your year?

I genuinely do.

That's good.

Actually, no.

Once this month passes by because Mercury's in retrograde. Yeah. Once it passes by, and then it's going to be your year for sure.

Are you doing anything for your birthday? Yes, he is.

I think she's planning something, but there's not anything that I want to do, specifically.

I know we're doing something at the festival for you. At the guest compound. Which I ruined the surprise already.

You Scott and Todd, man, are all like, hop, hop, hop, right next to each other within days.April.

Is a crazy month.It is.

Do you know what the least common birthday is?

No. February 29th. Got you, bitch.

Is it?

Got you.

Is I don't know. It has to be. I actually think it's Christmas.

My dad's birthday is 24th.

Oh, my grandma's was, too. Oh, wow. Christmas Eve was always.

I think Jesus just wanted his own day. Second rare.

Take that, Ala.

29th, second rare is his Christmas Eve.

Okay, so February 29th, the year is it. Have you guys seen the... They've been putting it on TikTok, the drawing of the Vietnam draft? No. It's straight out of hunger games. They had this whole board with these little plaques. They're like, All right, August 10th. We have August 10th on the board. And then next up, they have this. And that is how you found out if you were being drafted into the Vietnam War.

Wait, everybody has a date?

They would put out the birth date. And if your birthday got called, it looks like a straight-up lottery thing of them just putting these plaques on the board. It's freaky seeing if you would have been drafted into the Vietnam War.

That was a nasty war, man.

People came back with massive drug addictions, too. Trauma.

I happened to come I've seen across a couple of videos where I thought it was a skit. I couldn't believe it. It looked like a straight up skit, like an Instagram skit. But it's these police officers, after they make an arrest, they put them on the ground, And then they're doing a whole show where they're interviewed. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. Brian, actually, it's something that I sent you.

I'm St. Lucie County Sheriff Keith Pearson. Earlier today, Elijah thought he's going to drive through St. Lucie County in a stolen vehicle and getting to a car crash, working closely with the Florida Highway Patrol, not only on the seat, but on land. Elijah is now in custody. Our message is this to criminals, not in St. Lucie.

What the hell? This is on their page. This is on their verified account. Why would they do that?

Of the police Department. Pushing it. Hey, guys, before we put them in the car, let's make a TikTok. Let's make a TikTok and push it.

What's Elijah saying in the back? You're not only on the seat, but on land.

I didn't do shit. It's getting too far with this, let's create some content for whatever.

There's some jobs that don't need the online.

We just don't need to make content out of that. That's crazy.

That's crazy. I guess they know in this situation, this guy's the bad guy, but that person is innocent until proven guilty. I got it. You just read me my Miranda rights. You're posting this up. Okay, get ready until my lawyer hears about this.

All right, we had a great car chase there. We took you down, but how are we feeling after that?

I didn't do nothing. My My wife was in labor. That's why I was speeding. That's why I was speeding, sir. My wife is giving birth in the hospital. Sure. Post it online. How about that? That is crazy.

It's just like they see an opportunity with the internet, with TikTok, and they're just like, Let's take advantage of it.

Kind of like the situation. Some of them are out of control.

Remember when you brought up the whole Instagram page where they post people's mug shots? I just saw one yesterday where a girl was like, I follow this page, and guess what? The new post came up, Big TikToker. It was a big TikTok mom that got... She has 5 million followers on TikTok. She got arrested. Her mug shot was there. She was in a alter, whatever. But it's just crazy how they're just using- You're tax-paying dollars to go to them, but there's entertainment is part of the job description making content?

Yeah.

They're pissed. They're not filming cops anymore.

Yeah, I guess so.

Oh, yeah. We all love that one, huh? We all loved cops, but this, no. We wanted to see them running around. We fucking ate off cops.

It's different when you're out there just like this, though.

There's something weird. It doesn't sit right.

Thank goodness today, I realized that. My registration.For your car? Yeah, it was expired. Because the thing is, when they send it to you in the mail, do you want to renew? They do it four months in advance, and you're like, I'm good. I'll do it when it gets closer to then. And today, I was like, wait. It's April first.

You got to be careful. They'll get you, and I don't know what happened. My first one, I guess, got lost in the mail, and then they sent me another one that was a crazy fine.

Oh, yeah, because they'll add it. If you have-For being late on it. Yeah, they charged me an extra $86, and I was late by three, four days.

Yeah, and it ramps up quick.

I remember one time I parked in a bad zone, and I was out of town at a friend's place, and I had so many tickets every day on top of my registration being out of date. I was like…

It's crazy. They base registration on vehicle price.

Do they really? Yeah. Based on the vehicle price? Shit.

How about we don't have to register it?

Right. But I mean, what is the... Yeah.

You're requiring it. If you need it that bad, give me the registration.

I know, but then they would lose a lot of money each year.

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Obviously, not everyone is a hard hitter, but I'm just going to go through them and whatever. Industry secrets that most people don't know.Tell me.

Okay.

Hit me.

I feel like we all know this, but we still do it. It's really crazy. But this person, I saw how slot machines for casinos were designed. Don't play slots.

Oh. Because what?

Just a waste of your time, waste of your money.

But we all still do it.

We love slots.

I know, though. The sound, they have it just at that right key.

It's just because it's all digital. I know.

The digital ones.

The digital ones, but also even the real ones, you can You can fix that up in some way. I'm sure it's not just random every time because when you do it, it doesn't move at a sync, it's synchronized. It's stopping at weird random moments.

It's a total mind trick because you make it think you're winning, and they'll give you your money back, but they know that you put more money into it, and then you think you want to chase that high again and again.

I saw a cute little video of it was this carnival, and there was a booth that you can go up to where there's three people sitting behind a table, and they're divided by a wall, so they can't see each other. You pay, say it was a dollar to spin, and they roll their hands like this as they're spinning, and there's pieces of fruit in front of them. There's an apple, an orange, and a banana, and they roll, roll, roll, and they all pick one up. And if you get three in a row.

It's like a real life.

We were sitting next to each other, but we couldn't see.

We had to try to pick up the same fruit.

That's funny. That's cute. Good for kids, too.

That's right. Teach them young.

Teach them to eat their fruits.

Flight attendants don't drink the coffee on planes. We've seen what the water tank looks like.

Yeah, I've heard that a lot. Disgusting. A lot of times. I love my coffee. The ice, too.

The ice is another one.

The ice never tastes good on planes, ever.

It's sour. Every time you're getting to the bottom of a drink, you're like...

I also never want to be caffinated ever on a flight because it's your nap Get a little bit of sleep in.

For us, I can't sleep on planes.

The last thing I want is to be caffedated. No, the first thing... In a seat, I can't move around it.

First thing I want, I'll do a Diet Coke.

Thank you. I like that because I can't sleep already. It's hard for me to fall asleep, So I like caffeine on a plane.

Okay.

Because I...I like a little...I'm also the type, too, where I'm spending a lot of money on this plane. I'm watching my goddamn movies on this screen in front of me. I'm not sleeping. I'm not paying $550 a flight to sleep. Are Are you kidding me? Yeah. I'm going to take advantage of this moment. I'm going to watch movies that I'm never going to watch in real life. There you go. On the ground. There are certain plane movies that I would never watch. Yeah.

On this plane. Good plane movies. Exactly.

My dad will just sit there, no TV. No TV, no phone.

It's just raw dog it. Just sit. Hell, no.

Just a traditional man.

Also, he's a massive dude, so he's extra crammed. He'll just...

We all knew this, but to put in perspective, this is pretty It's crazy. $250 glasses costs less than $10 still. Yep. Sneakers are familiar.

The glasses industry is a total con.

It's just like, doesn't matter what brand it is.

Yeah, you're buying the name brand, but it's really just a little piece of wire and plastic. They're gas stations on Warby Parker is the only one who I feel like gives a decent price.

Get that sponsorship, baby.

Get it. Warby Parker, I think, is the most reasonable glasses brand ever. I hate keeping up with glasses, though. I don't know. I never hold on to a pair for too long.

I only hold on to ugly glasses for some reason. All the ones that I keep for some reason are ones that I would never wear. But all the good ones, they're always gone. No shame, no tea. All the glasses you got me are still in my closet.

Okay, we'll see.

He's literally a look in my closet. I never wear them because you can't wear them out. Can't wear them out. When I used to work for Hyatt, if the minibar was used and not declared, but the value was under $15, they wouldn't bother billing for it because it gave off an appearance that it wasn't synonymous with a five-star hotel.

I have no idea what you just said.

Say that again.

I'm not going to lie, I didn't get an idea. Can you believe? Can you believe? I was hoping Matt would... I was hoping The smart one would reiterate it for us.

If you take from the minibar something less than $15.

They just won't even charge you for it. Yeah.

Because it seems like we don't need it.

The thing is, I wouldn't even want to try it. To try thinking that they wouldn't charge me. What do you mean? Even knowing that still, I'd be like, this is going to fucking charge me.

Yeah, and they most likely will. This is probably just one person, one person's experience. They see they forgot to build them. I knew it. This is the theory that I have.

No, it's somebody working there that just doesn't feel like ringing it in. They're just like, now I got to do an invoice. I know.

You got to take these with a greater soul. You know what I mean? Automotive dealerships.

Here we go. Ears Perkin.

The price of... Oh, this is such an Iro. We all knew this. The price of new cars is highly negotiable, and the sticker is often much higher than what the dealer is willing to accept.

Not today.

What do you mean? Yeah. You've always gotten me cars for much cheaper than what is the sticker price.

It depends. Like the underwear?

Yes.

The car market is absurd since you've bought cars. Really?

The idea of haggling. I understand there's car salesmen out there, and I understand they need to get their coin.I don't want that job.They still get their coin. To go away. But it is a little silly how there's this huge margin of ripping off people what the price of cars are. It's a very big purchase for people to make, and I think it's so silly that people have to get ripped off buying something like that. Or they confuse you. There's all this numbers back and forth. Well, can you do this? Can you do that? Well, they're allowed to because it's a private-owned company, right?

Isn't there a law?

It's a suggested retail price. If the MSRP is 40 grand or for the car, that's just the suggested price of what the car should be. Yes, there's like, wiggle room, but for some reason, ever since COVID, the car industry has just been like, absurd.

Where you just can't even-Used cars all went up in value.

So the used cars were higher than they should have been. And that means that new cars were selling at MSRP or above because the used weren't much below that. So people were like, might as well just buy a new car.

Yeah.

And then There's also hacks where they say go at the end of the month because the salesmen are trying to meet their quotas, and then they sold that many, so they're willing to negotiate on a lower rate for you.

They also say, don't really say what you do. Dress like you have no money, too, because if you're dressing all nice. I mean, that was an episode of The Cosby show. Dr. Huckstable is a doctor, but he goes, We're going to dress like we're like...

That's why we dressed the way we dressed, though, when we went to get that G-Wagon, baby. We looked haggard. We looked homeless. I was wearing shorts. I was wearing a shirt that had rips all in it.

He also wasn't planning on buying a car, which is really funny.

I also didn't do that on purpose. That was how I dressed every day, and it worked. That's the best one.

It's just done.

And he remember the whole, Oh, my God, I've never had anything like that. God, it worked. We outsold the salesman. That's what we did. All right, next one. Yeah. Your lobster tail at Outback is microwaved. No.

No way. Yeah, at Outback Steakhouse, there's no way they are alive.

We thought it was this big fancy dining experience. That was where he and I went when our parents were feeling good. Let's use some of our money from work. Let's get a nice dinner.

Microwaved, though?

Definitely frozen, too. You think even a red lobster, they're fishing anything out of that lobster tank? No. It's just for a look.

It's decoration?

Probably.

No, because there's times where lobsters There's only two lobster left. I know what are they taking one out and just... I don't think so. I think they're actually using those lobsters.

I missed the days when you'd go to a grocery store, though, and you'd see that lobster tank. Oh, it's not there anymore?They.

Don't do it anymore. Why?

Because it's sad. Because it's fake. No, because Which one do you want?

You know what? I bet you Pita was all over that. Yeah, for sure. I understand them in that aspect. That should be something we shouldn't see.

Or it should just be behind the counter.

Yeah, it's like, we don't think we need to see that as customers.

Because as a kid, you could legit go up and just... You can also pour stuff in there and contaminate it.

Maybe there was a kid that went lobster diving in it once, and they were like, We got to get rid of it from all stores.

Probably. There was a really wholesome clip of one of Gordon Ramsey's cooking shows, and it was some crab dish they had to make, and everyone's throwing their crab in the water. And this one girl, I would definitely be this person. She was having a panic attack because she couldn't kill the crab.

Oh, it was a live grab. It was a live grab.

Gordon Ramsey went up and gave her a pep talk, and he was like, You know what? I'll do it. Let me do it for you. And he snapped her out of it, and she was like, I think I'm going to do it. I think I'm going to do it. And he was like, I'll be right behind you. He was just so sweet to her. That would have been me. Actually, you couldn't pay me.

Real sweet, but you know he sent her ass home that episode.

You need to know how to murder a crowd.

So once you can do that, you come back, and I'll bring you with open arms, and you could be in the next room.

Forget it. If I see anything moving, I feel bad for it.

That's really sweet. You know, maybe his daughter is a big animal.

A dust bunny under the couch. I'm like, Oh, don't touch it. Don't vacuum it.

Don't suck him up, please.

It's crazy. If you had to do it your sofa all your meals, nobody would eat.

No. Nobody would eat. I would starve to death.

I could not.

If you wanted a burger and you had to go out back. No way. Dude, nobody would eat.

Even sourdough, seeing yeast come to life moving.

You feel bad with starter? Malaya, enough.

I would feel so...

I would be like... You've revoked your mic. Can you give me your mic?

I would convince myself that that's a living thing.

It is, technically.

It technically is, but I don't know, like plucking a head of lettuce, gripping his head.

I couldn't.

Ripping his head off. I feel bad for it. It's pretty common practice that most hotels don't change out the converter between guests. Sheets and top linen only, and definitely not the decorative linen at the top of the bed. I've seen many things where they just don't change the sheet.

Inside Edition went in and did it. They sprayed stuff on the sheets with their logo on it.

The Insider Edition sprayed the thing.

They sprayed it onto the sheets, the mattress, the pillow. They did the pillow, they did the night stand. They did all over with black light visible stuff.

Yeah, a little bit of lemon spray.

They checked out and they booked and got the same room the next day. They went in. Everything was the The sheets- Except for the bedside table. The bedside table was wiped, but that was it. The sheets were the same exact sheets.

Yeah, the handprint was there.

Then they confronted the hotel people about it.

You know how people hack when you leave a hotel room to strip your whole bed? You know how people say to do that? Do you think they just put those back on or you think they're like, damn, we got to go wash these now?

Well, when they left, they had the blanket and stuff pulled down. To show that it was slept in when they checked out or whatever, they didn't pull the things off. It looks like they just went in instead of changing the sheets, they just pulled the Comforter back into place.

I always think that if I was a cleaning lady, having to go in each room and do the same thing over, there's going to get to a point where you're just like... Because it's... Bro, that would be so annoying to have to do the same thing in every room. I'm sure the worst part of every room is the bed.

I don't know.

I say, you all keep doing you. If I don't notice it, that's my fault. If I don't notice it, that's my fault.

I was a house cleaner, so I feel like I can see things even more. You were? Yeah, I feel like you knew that.

Nanny- She used to do it with her mom.

Me and my mom cleaned houses.

I knew that. Anyway. Got you.

So I look for those things even more. I'm looking at every little thing and it just-Okay.

After an autopsy, your brain ends up in your chest cavity. I don't really understand that.

Your brain ends up in your chest cavity. Why? As a way, post the autopsy?

Maybe. I don't know. All right, next. Next.

Just read them and we'll sit in silence.

Well, I guess in a way, post the autopsy is that if they do take out the brain, they can't re-cement the skull all back together. Their only way of storing the brain would be in your chest cavity because they can sew that back up. Are you guys open casket? Open casket? No.

You can choose that or your family chooses that for the fee.

I don't think you choose that. If I died now, probably not. I don't think so. But if I was of old age, and I don't know if the Greeks do that. But if I was Catholic, well, since being post-Catholic, you have your rosary and stuff. That's part of the norm is to have an open casket.

I want people to see me. I want them to see how good of a job they did if I look like myself.

His face.

If you have a wake, my actual funeral close casket. But if there's a wake or a rosary, like a thing where people do want to see the open casket.

I got it. Okay, close casket, but they have a little thing in there where you can look. Like a little glass thing where it's like... Yeah, but it's inside, it's like there's an image that goes through the glass where your face makes it look like maybe a cloud, like the sky. I like that. Make it fun. Make it fun for the customers. You want to know why your food... I actually just... We've all knew this. This, but this one really hit me during my fitness journey. Okay. You want to know why your food doesn't taste as good as it does at a restaurant? Butter, butter and salt. A lot of it. We aren't you. We aren't your doctors. We give zero fucks about your heart.

They're just there to make it taste good.It's just dumps.

Dumping butter, dumping salt, and it makes so much sense. It's very true. Which is why I try not to eat it.

If you were cooking at home and you saw how much butter and stuff they were putting, you'd be like, This is a lot. It's too much.

But it's It's crazy. It's just not noticeable. You can't even really taste how much butter it is. Butter is in there. It just tastes good. That's all we know is that it tastes good. Yeah. Crazy. That's why they don't put calories next to the meals.

Cheesecake factory.

Well, isn't there rules If there's over 30 or more locations, you have to.

You have to put the calories now.

I never knew that.So McDonald's.It's.

A location based.Chick-fil-A.

Everything like that. That's a good fun place. I don't think they will say it on the menu, but you look it up and it's public.

Or they'll have a tiny little brochure on the counter where it's accessible for them to provide it to you if you ask.

Exactly. Hospitals will transport deceased infants to the morgue in what looks like laundry trolleys, so as to not upset people. My mother spent a lot of time in hospitals and around dying people, which is how she found out.Wow.I didn't need to know that. That's really interesting because nobody wants to see that.

Yeah. Whoa. I never knew that.

Because how else would you do it? Yeah.

That makes sense.

Cancer treatment centers that advertise their survival rates have such high rates because they will refuse admission to otherwise eligible patients who are too far along the non-survival spectrum. That's really sad.

That is sad.

Just to keep their rate up.

We got to keep our numbers high.

You're definitely not going to make it. Yeah, it's crazy. That's dark. It's very dark. Sorry about that. In the chat window for support on websites, the technician can see you typing, not just that you're typing, but also what you're typing. Watching people rephrase their question a few times has been interesting and actually gave me good insight into how they're really feeling. Really? Did not know that until I read that.

Most of the time I'm like, This is AI. I do so, too. I'm just like, Oh, hi, Angela.

I've never said anything nasty. That's your real name. But obviously, you retype, but it's crazy. They can see exactly because it's on their side. Why couldn't they see that?

Yeah, it's like when they put you on hold for a phone call, too. They can hear you.

Yeah, Brittany Brosky told us that.

But I wonder why they set it up like that, though. Is it just for their own entertainment?

Probably just to get better customer service to see where they're going because they want their customers to get a better response from them.

People with anxiety that doesn't want to really say how they're feeling. Yeah.

Mariah, that works. All right.

Oh, this is a good one. Follow for more daily Reddit stories. Okay. It's the last line.

It's the end of it.

Yeah, I don't know. Interesting. I'll come I'll come back with more next week.

Zane, you should come back with a list of something every week. Remember you did the life hacks? Yeah. Then you have whatever this was.

I just want to help everybody.

Of course. I just want to make a difference in this world. Those TikToks have tons of those, and they're great to save.

Learning is fun. No, this was actually my research that I did.

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