I used to love, like, Wikipedia wars. Do you know that what's what's that? It's like you start so you and someone go head to head, and I give you a subject, and then I say you have to link that to.

Oh, you have to click the link of each page and try to get.

To Volcano and then link it to waffles. Yeah, waffles.

And then you just got that.

The key is just going through, like, the entries and then just searching the subject within.

And is that something you play? Everybody has to have, like, a laptop, and then you just kind of like.

I bet they even have a website now. That makes it a little bit easier. But the thing is, do you allow Control Find? Because when you do Control Find, quick, you can just like yeah, no, I think that's cheating.

You can't do control find I think you have to go through and read.

And scroll, scroll, scroll.

Which would be very hard for me to do reading and comprehension.

The key is just like, you find a country in the location and then go to culture and then go to arts film.

That's how I always you go to, like, abroad.

Yeah. Go broad, then go deep.

There's this guy on TikTok that'll do a similar thing like that, but somebody gives him a person and he has to link it the same way, but with photos. So he starts with a photo of him and somebody and then links it from that person in a photo with somebody else. And he has to do it within, like, five people or something like that.

But it's only pictures that he starts with himself. Okay. So he just goes to his friends who he thinks are, like, the most famous. I feel like you just need one.

Photo with he has it with, like I don't know who the person is, but let's just say Obama. And then that person has been in pictures with a bunch of people, so then he can link it with whatever celebrity and then link that celebrity with another person.

Whoa.

But it's really cool.

Yeah.

I mean, any picture with a celebrity helps a ton. I mean, if it wasn't for celebrities, there's a dead end.

It's like a lot of Kevin Bacon game.

Yeah. Oh. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon. What's that one? Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon is the classic, like, Hollywood movie guessing game, because Kevin Bacon apparently has appeared in so many movies. But for me, I think I struggle.

The most thinking of don't even I can't even picture what he looks like.

Have you ever seen Footloose?

No.

Do you know that new movie that came?

He's that guy in that movie.

Yes. That's how I see so you have to link Kevin Bacon with another celebrity, another person who's appeared in movies. I love that game. Actually, I'm usually pretty good because that's the moment, you know, that GIF of, like, Zach Alphanakis and Hangover. He's like counting cards. That's what my brain goes through when I think of that game.

I only know Tremors Heath.

Yeah, tremors. That's a good movie. That's a whole classic.

You know, Matt matt just told me this, like two weeks ago, but he has a list of every single movie he's ever watched.

There's no way.

Yo, I've lost.

That is an amazing thing because I.

Always think about there's no way. And I was starting to name movies, but it was, know, popular movies. And he's like, got it. Got on my list. Got on my list. And then I know I can get at least one movie that he has not gone on that list.

And you did guess one, right? And I didn't have it.

No.

I feel like one of my friends did. Oh, one of my friends, Justin, who was there, he brought up a movie we saw, like in Italian cinema. And I was like, Damn it, I didn't have it.

But how do you go through every.

It'S all on Letterbox, the movie reviewing app. Follow Me by the so I had seen that some other people had just sat down one day and logged every film that you've seen. And so you go and find the film, and then you go and it says movies that are like that. And you go through it all and log it. How many films do you think you've seen in your entire life?

Ten, literally.

But she's seen them 500 times.

It's the same.

I hate that you hate movies. I hate that you don't like to watch TV.

Easy. I'm going to get a tag.

Except for the office.

I wish I did. I do like having it on as background noise.

Yeah.

I'm not physically capable of sitting there and watching. I wish I was. It's not my choice.

I wish I wasn't. I hate that I love movies. I hate that I love shows because I feel like it takes up so much of my time.

Shows I freak out about, I would.

Say movies, maybe 100.

Really?

Okay.

For me.

What's your number?

It's about, like, 1900.

Wow. I hate how well you retain anything you see. I think you're pretty good.

Mine is just like lyrics and movie quotes. It's just like, embedded into my brain, and it takes up probably a majority of the space. And I wish it didn't.

I wish you could see what takes up a majority of the space in.

My fucking yeah, you could say that, right?

My God.

I heard about this on some other podcast talking about, well, the reason why I can retain all that as I've watched a ton of TV as a kid.

I know, but I know you haven't watched these movies. Most movies not more than four times.

People that do audiobooks. I love when people will read a book and make it so entertaining.

You like, listening to audiobooks.

I've done it a few times, but I just think it's really cool because they'll have, like, in a book, it'll be like, multiple different characters, and they'll make you aware of what character it is by, like, they'll change their voice.

Oh, I didn't know that. They changed their voice while and I.

Think that's the most interesting job.

Yeah. Oh, I knew that.

Because there's people who are, like, professional audiobook readers.

Like when David Dobrik did a reading.

Of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. I saw that.

Did that come out? Yes.

I think it's on Audible or, like, on Spotify. I can't believe he did that.

That's a a you have to read.

The whole book, guys. I'm pretty sure it never happened. That's why I never talked about it. But I'm almost positive that I got some sort of deal like, that where they wanted me to read.

Studio got bankrupt having to pay them overtime.

I found you on the podcast.

Yeah, right. Yeah. I think they just saw my Twitter.

This guy's got some pretty good numbers. Let's reach out.

Oh, man. Oh, my, I forgot. We're on our intro.

Oh, running intro.

I thought we were out in our patreon episode for some reason. It's coffee time, baby.

Let's freaking go. Oh.

Welcome back to Zane Heath. Unfiltered. I'm Zayn.

I'm Heath.

I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah.

And we are unfiltered.

There we go.

And we are truly unfiltered. Thank you so much for coming back to another week.

Okay, and guys, obviously, we've seen all the comments and what comments you guys.

Have been.

Know you know what? I was going through the comments. I didn't see one comment about Mariah.

Honestly, my favorite was were you silent.

Or were you silent?

So funny.

So, yes, we're going to have Mariah talk about it and explain this new season transition that we're doing. So, Mariah, do you want to take it away?

Yes.

Instead of hearing it from our voice? Yeah, we have a board.

I love how people, like, give her the mic.

Okay. Do not put this on them, because this was my choice. This is something that I came to the boys and wanted to do, and I decided to no, I came to the boys and just basically told them that I was no longer comfortable just being on camera and talking for that long for numerous reasons, and I just wanted to edit, and that was it. And they said, we support your decision, but we really want you to somehow stay at least stay on camera if you can, if you want to chime in when you want, whatever. So I wanted to be cold turkey and just be completely behind the scenes, because that's where I'm most comfortable. But we found, like, a middle point, and I thought this was a safe option.

And here's the thing. I think the beauty about our show, I think it's very important to let people on the show do kind of whatever they feel most comfortable doing. Right. If Matt wants to do something specific on the show, we're not going to say, no, just do your thing. Whatever. Honestly, if Matt wanted to lay down and sleep for their whole episode, be like, oh, yeah, that's fine, just like, chime in here and there. We just want to make everybody on the show feel as comfortable as possible.

Can I do naked episodes for now?

Absolutely.

Haven't we discussed that before? We just blur everything out. But yeah, we're the Patreon maybe.

Yeah, but yeah, like you're saying also, I don't want to speak for her, but she has a lot of, like.

Speak for me because this is one of my biggest issues, is I always do this to you when we're at home. I have trouble, zayn and I have trouble thank you. Taking what's happening up here and what we're thinking and pouring it out of our mouths, and that's very frustrating for me. So it's hard for me to get through an episode without being disappointed in myself. So I'm just like a lot of anxiety and I'm very hard on myself and everyone's going to be like, oh, you sound fine. Like, who cares? I feel bad about myself, so I feel like that's really all that matters.

I'm going to piggyback off Mariah to her point there because I feel the same way. I mean, there's a few times where, like, couldn't even be on an episode because I physically and mentally could not do it. There's times where you cannot push yourself out of that. To get on camera and speak for an hour and a half, it can be so tough. And I've learned to just do it. And I think the medication has been helping. Honestly, if I wasn't on the medication, I probably would not be sitting here.

And I am not on medication.

We're pro mental health.

Yeah.

It's just we're being good to ourselves mentally.

It can be really tough. And that's another reason why it's a lot easier for us to do the bonus episodes on Patreon, because there's not a lot of eyes on us and we feel like we're not being looked as and judged and picked apart by the public. And it just all comes down to.

Just like, yeah, we need space to.

Breathe in our own.

Exactly.

Yeah. I learned that it's just not for everybody. I know that I do social media, but if some of you notice, I do not post, like, an influencer. I'm just not comfortable that way. And I can't really right now I can't do because it feels like you're.

Doing an apology video chamberlain podcast right.

Now because she's all comfortable. She has her glasses on her laptop.

I don't want it to be like I'm not upset about it. It's just I have anxiety and it's just not my thing. I work better behind the scenes of everything. Most of the work that I do. My magic comes from behind the scenes. Like, I love the editing, and I decide to keep editing this podcast because I'm so hard on myself, and I know what everybody doesn't like about themselves, and I'm very good at doing that and not putting things in that they don't want to see. I don't know, whatever. Yeah, I'm rambling now, but there's, like, bullet points in my head that I want to hit, and I'm just trying to mush them all together, and it's not making sense.

Great.

And we know she's not, like, talking as much, but we thought the best way to go about it and the best way to keep moving forward is that she's still here spiritually, and we have her on camera.

I don't know. We have her on camera. I told them that was the first thing I said. I love being a part of it. I want to keep being a part of it, but maybe in a different way. And they were like, oh, that's totally fine. It's hard for me. I think it's just what we have going on with ADHD, but it's hard for me when there's a subject being talked about, if I don't know what the hell you're talking about, I can't come up with questions because I'd be like my question would be like, Wait, what? I can't be like, oh, and tell me more about how this and that. I can't.

You're a human being.

And you care a lot about your craft. And if it's like if we're riffing on something, if it's something that you want to hop in on, you can hop in on.

There's times where we finish the episode and I go to the bathroom, I'm like, I want to delete that entire episode because I felt like I was just such an idiot.

I still see clips from the podcast, and I'm like, Shut the fuck up.

It's hard.

It's just hard. When I especially editing it and watching back, I just always watch myself, and I'm like, I wish I could give more. I agree. I think I'm funny. I think I have some comedy to give, but that's all there is to it. When it comes to me on camera, I can't talk about subjects. I can't talk about movies and shows. I can't chime in. And if I do, it doesn't make sense, or it's like, Wait, what? You know what I mean? So it's not comfortable for me. And I've talked about having anxiety on the podcast before, and it's not anything threatening. It's just I would rather not. It's just something exactly.

So in this way, the pressure is off of her to have to chime in, like, every 10 seconds, 15 seconds, because when you're a part of the show, you are. So now that when there's a subject that we're talking about and she just wants to jump in, she can jump in and not feel and I'm learning.

About the subject because I'm right on Google.

I know. Yeah, you're quick too. Good job.

I know how you feel. And I know it would bother her if it was like if she talked a lot in an episode. It's like, oh, she talked too much. And then she'd be like, okay, well, now I'm freaking out, so I'm not going to talk as much next episode. And then she doesn't talk as much. It's like, wow, real quiet over there.

So then you're hopping on, and you're, like, trying to find a balance between, am I talking too much? It's not my show. Am I not talking enough?

Where everybody needs to now question if I'm okay, right?

Or is what about to come out of my mouth going to be I don't know. And then when I do say something and it's quiet and everyone's looking at me, I lose my train of thought, and I'm just like, whatever. And then I get mad at myself because I'm not a very good speaker. And it's hard. Even when Matt and I switched to separate cameras, there was a reason for like, I sit there and I look miserable. It's because I'm thinking so hard and I'm trying to process. It takes me so long to process things, it's not even funny when it comes to retaining information. I can process dance steps. I can process anything on the computer. It takes me so long to without pictures, I have no idea what you're talking about.

So she's like, visualizing what's going on.

And there's only a handful of subjects that I can talk about. It's like dance, the office, antipas pasta, makeup, nail. It's not a lot of things. The only things I talk about every single day are the same subjects because I can't retain anything, guys.

And that is why we have the unwinds. Because she finally processes everything and then she's able to talk. Yeah, she breaks it down.

The end.

Okay. She's able to break it down.

So I made some notes about everything that we talked about earlier.

This has been happening my whole life. My nickname growing up was Seven Second Delay. My dad calls me that. Seven second delay.

And it gets worse. I add a second every year.

We're up to seven years. Yeah, it's crazy, but it's nothing serious.

Yeah. I mean, I don't want to make any promises, but look, she's going to be sitting right there pretty much every single day. She'll jump. Might naturally just come back and talking. Who knows?

Yeah, like, I talked a little bit today.

A little too much.

This know, it's not easy sitting next to you, Matt. Smartest person in the room.

I know nothing.

Polar opposites. Can talk. Can't talk, right.

Debate team, cheer team.

Zane, does it pain you when Matt.

Just knows way too much?

When Matt and Heath are going on about a subject, and I'm like, where's? How are you telling me how are you thinking? How are you just thinking of sentences?

How was your brain?

How are you thinking of sentences? I need to be fed sentences.

It's tough.

It's hard. It's hard. But I've learned to not embrace it, but focus on where our talents are, our creativity.

You see, guys, we're just like you.

That's why I dance, because I don't want to open my mouth.

That's why I'm a dancer and not a singer.

And I still get cut from the audition.

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Oh, I have a question. You all so dogs, dogs poop. People pick up dog poop and you're.

Going to talk about the white poop?

No, though I am down to talk about that right after this. And I don't know if now how.

Many minutes has it been? Get all your poopy talk out of the way now. Have fun.

You wonder why I'm in this position now?

I've never really had a dog. Anytime I have walked a dog and I've had to pick up its poop, I carry the poop with me and then throw it away back at the residence that I walk the dog.

You throw it at the residence?

Well, no, the thing is okay, so if you're walking a dog and you pick up the poop, do you throw the poop into someone else's trash can.

I hate that.

No, because if it comes out, it smears all over that. You got to clean the shit if something happens in there.

Right. So lately I've noticed in my trash can, because I live in the heart of West Hollywood, every time I'm opening up the trash can, there's dog poop bags in there. The thing is, it's not bothering me. I'd much rather the dog poop be thrown in a trash can than it out on the street.

That's true.

But do I need to put up a sign that says, don't throw your dog poop in here?

No, because, I mean, everybody has to deal with that. So if you have a sign on yours that probably might entice them, like if they're picking up shit from down the block, when they see that sign, they'll probably go, you know what? I'm going to put it in this one.

Or what if I said, smile, you're on camera?

I just wouldn't put a sign there. Yeah.

Hold on. Is it only when it's trash day and you have it on the street or they'll walk up onto the property and throw it away?

They're walking up on the side of my house and throwing the poop, and I don't see the camera, but just anytime I'm taking the trash out, there's poop bags on top, and I'm not smelling it. It's not really bothering my day, but I'm just like, is this if you're.

Going to throw it in my trash can, at least put it in one of the white trash trash bags that's already, like, in there.

Okay.

They'll be throwing it in, like, the green lawn trimming baskets, and I'm like.

What are you doing? Come on.

Just but isn't that kind of compost? Isn't that yeah, but still, if shit.

Gets in there, then it's going to stink. I mean, our garbage bin smell like garbage, and it smells awful, but you don't want to smell like shit.

Smell it harder. Do you smell that dog?

You find them outside, you grab the back.

Did you do this?

Did you give them a nice little poop swirly?

Okay. Yeah, I guess it was just more exploring the idea. So these people are in the wrong for, I think, putting it in my trash. But it's petty of me to put a sign out saying, do not put your dog poop.

I think you become more of a target.

Yeah. Personally, it's not ruining my day. I just never know how to feel about it because I'm like because I'm not smelling it. It's just like, who the fuck's doing this? Yeah, it's like, come on, we sound.

Like three like, 80 year olds. I hate it when they push shit in my trash.

That's how I feel. But I'm just curious. I just can't believe there's so many people out there who do do that, do, do that.

Got them.

Okay.

Have you heard about the white poop though.

Explain it. Yes.

When it's, like, out for a long time, it turns white.

So everybody's talking about it right now because dog poop used to be white when it would be, like, in the grass. Everybody remembers when they were a kid, they would see dog poop in the yard, and it was always white.

It would turn white if it was, like, dried up.

Right. But it's not turning white anymore.

See, white poop for me is like goose poop. Goose poop turns white.

Well, it's because dogs are now eating cleaner because of so they're saying that.

The dog food I don't remember it doesn't have as much bone mineral content or something in the dog food anymore. That was good for them. And the food quality has dropped.

It was never that white. But that's white.

That's really white.

This also still feels kind of borderline worm theory, where it's like, where are the worms? We haven't seen worms, obviously, because we're not kids anymore. We're not out in the thick pulling up stuff.

You put your finger anywhere in the ground and you just dig a quick little you will see a worm.

Yeah, okay. Right. But maybe we're not seeing it because we're not out in the thick of a park seeing a really old piece of dog poop. We're mostly seeing fresh pieces.

Think of our lifestyle, guys. We don't see that shit anymore.

Literally.

We used to play outside, play football with our neighbors. We used to walk.

We used to be fun.

Yeah. We don't do things. If we had dogs, I'm sure we'd see it all over the place, because that's, like, something you just notice, you know?

Dog food used to have horse meat in it. Stop. Yeah. Back in, like, in the 60s.

Isn't there horse meat in something?

Aldi grocery store got busted.

Wait, really?

That's true. Yeah. Aldi was selling horse meat.

Their hamburger meat was horse meat. Aldi forget what location it was, though. Put up Aldi horse meat location. But yeah, I forgot.

Everyone eating lunch right now. You're welcome for all of this.

Aldi got they didn't shut their stores down, right? They just got, like, a fine.

Yeah, I think they just got in some sort of trouble. It's just because they were claiming it to I'm sorry.

Decade old incident. Yeah. So they've been doing this for beef.

Products found to contain between 30% to 100% horse meat.

Okay, look. Is that horrible? Horse meat?

It's pretty bad.

It's, like, frowned upon. It's like eating bald eagle. Because horses aren't like it's like dolphin horses are one of, like, a if.

You found out there was dog meat at your store burger Patty.

Okay, no, look, I'm talking about not quality wise. Like, health wise.

Oh. I don't think it's, like, bad for you to eat, but it's like, for you and Pork. I think that's just, like, our culture. I think we value horses. So it's just like, why it's just.

A little taboo to be eating horses.

That's the word, taboo. That's what I'm looking for.

Because we got a lot of equestrians out in the US.

That would not it's like Indian people don't eat red meat. Like cows, right?

Correct. I don't know.

Aren't they, like, super steak?

I wouldn't say by the region. I think it's people of a different.

Yeah, I think it's the equivalent of, like that's what they see as, like, their dog.

Yes. Cows are holy, right? Pigs are also, I think.

I don't know if they're holy. I wouldn't worship the cow and abstain from eating beef.

I have never heard that.

Yeah.

Haven't you ever seen, like, Bubble Boy?

No. I've seen Kabi Gushi. Kabi gum. I've seen Dulce Dulce.

Oh, those are Bollywood movies. I love dilse, dude. Dilsey.

I wonder what the budget for each Hollywood movie is.

It could it depends on the studio. Right.

Do they make a lot of money in the movie industry in Bollywood?

I know that. They make more movies than Hollywood does.

I know that. But is it because.

They have a billion people? Those people are so hungry to watch movies, they're like, Seen it, seen it. Need another one. I love that.

I love that they make a movie comes out every day, right? That's like, the whole thing in Bollywood. There's a new movie out every single imagine that.

It just drops every day. You're like, let's go.

But is there not a new movie every day in the US. Why do I feel even if it's.

Like, a small streaming wise, but I don't think if it's, like, an official release in a theater, if you're counting it like that, I think sometimes streaming services are just you ever ate at.

A Bollywood cafe out here?

No, I don't like the Indian food out here. It does not taste good.

They got hookah?

I don't know. I've only ordered it I haven't hit.

A hookah in years.

I don't like hookah. It makes me so lightheaded, and it's crazy because I'm Arab and I should love hookah.

And I hate when I was 16, we would go, like, try to find hookah lounges. That was like because it was a thing we can alcohol.

I got so into hookah because I wasn't allowed to smoke cigarettes. Like, I could never smoke a cigarette in front of my parents or them know about it. But for some reason, they were okay if I did like a hookah, I wanted to smoke at the house, so it was either Christmas or my mom's birthday. I bought her a hookah.

How many hoses?

I think it was just one, but I bought her a hookah because I was like, mom, you could use this to stop smoking cigarettes.

And I know she did it once.

I bought it just for me to use because I thought she would use it more. But I wanted to be able to smoke. At the house. And I just thought her using that, I would just be able to hit it with her.

Yeah.

It's crazy that hookah is just considered a little better to smoke than other things when it's just as bad like hookah is.

I think it's worse.

I don't think there's as much tar in it because I feel like there's tons of hookah lounges. You can smoke indoors at hookah lounges, but there's not like cigarette lounges, right? Because I feel like cigarettes yellow up a place. Do hookah lounges.

You know what? Maybe I think it's because you're not supposed to inhale hookah. You're supposed to smoke it like a cigar, right?

And it's flavorful. The scent of it is not as smell like smoke, right?

No. Yeah, it doesn't. But isn't it just smells like ash.

I remember when I was younger, people were like, oh, smoking a hookah is like having 17 cigarettes at once. And I'm like, really?

I think that's if you inhale it because that is a lot of smoke that's coming. Imagine they made a hookah, but you're smoking cigarette. Dad kill you. That'd kill you in a few months.

Yeah, we would hookah in college. We'd get the hot coal going on.

Do you remember when the hot coal would fall off? It always fell on the carpet bird and it would sit and nobody would know what to do.

And your landlord would and you're like.

My mom's carpet, man.

Oh, my God, you should have oh, man. My dad had a whole like, sometimes instead of going to the mosque, we would do it at our house. They would have everybody from the mosque come to they would remove all the furniture. They would remove all the furniture and put like sheets and blankets over the entire floor plan. And they would have a whole imagine imagine your house is emptied out for a church session to be held at your house. And that's what would happen at our house sometimes. And we had one couch and we had to light up a coal to put in like an incense thing to make it for the vibes. And I was holding it and my brother was sitting on the couch. They're like, really nice velvet couch. And I was like, OOH to my little brother. We're both kids.

You were joking.

Fell right off onto him. And he goes he screams and then he goes into the couch and goes all the way. I got smacked. I've never been smacked this hard in my entire life. I remember.

In front of everybody or after everyone left?

No, it didn't matter if it was in front of everybody. All I remember is that everybody was still there. He dragged me maybe 2ft, right? He didn't even close the door. Just watch, bro. My face.

We don't use corporal punishment here.

Dude, that was so bad what I did. I deserved that smack. I deserved that smack. That was so bad.

And that was like teasing about it like you were going to drop it.

Yeah, because it's not like I dropped it on. There's a difference between doing it accidentally and purposely. My dad must have saw me, like, fucking around, and we're not supposed to be doing that when we're doing is.

This at the house your dad lives in?

No, no, not anymore. He just moved. But yes, the one you're yeah. Oh, man. But that was the last time I think I got smacked like that because I didn't do that ever again.

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John here the John Benet Ramsay house is for sale.

Yes, we saw that. Is it here?

It's in Colorado. It's, I believe in Boulder, I think, so it's in Colorado.

Open house.

Oh, that's going to be a thing. That real estate agent is going to be you're not you guys are not coming here for your snapchat stories or.

You know what, or just charge. If you're going to come see the house as a fan or something, just pay a cover for you.

Is the first time it's being sold since or did somebody else been trying.

To sell it over the years? It goes on the market, and they.

Always take it back off because nobody wants to.

I don't know. I think sometimes it creates too much hype.

And then about $7 million for this house.

Right.

Wow.

I don't know if that price is.

It looks gorgeous, though. This is, like, the only house. If I ever had to buy a house with, like, a murder history, I'd buy it.

That really you'd be able to sleep well in that house.

Yeah. I don't think that because a justice for John Benet, like, justice for the ghost. John Benet knows how much I care about her, how much time I've spent into looking into the murder case. I know, but I think JonBenet would have some respect.

I think you guys would get along.

Yeah. I don't think she'd haunt me. She would haunt a family that would try to cover up this story and pretend like it didn't happen.

Yeah. I wouldn't be so scared of her. I'd be so scared for some reason. The person who murdered her, his ghost?

No, he's still around, but, like, la la.

There's a chance that he's dead. And his spirit because we don't know what happens to our spirits after. What if your spirit goes to exactly where you committed a murder? I don't know. It's something to think about.

They had to change the address, though, of the house, like, the number of the house, so people wouldn't be able to find it. But everyone knows what it is. Yeah, but hopefully whoever buys it has a bit of a personality.

I mean, would you keep it, like, exactly how it is, or would you it's been renovated. Okay.

Yeah.

I think once you knock down a wall, all the spirits go away. If there's a house you really like, but a murder has happened.

Redo the floors. Yeah. And I think they have done that. The basement used to be really separated up into different rooms and stuff. They've opened that all up. Some of the trimming, like, the tiles are still the same from the crime scene. And that's some shit where you're like, man, these tiles have seen some stuff.

They did side by sides with the listing pictures and the crime scene pictures. Pretty weird to see.

But then I just hope the neighbors would be like, okay, cool with me.

Did you guys see the who's that one girl that was missing for so long? Natalie Holloway. Natalie Holloway.

No. Natalie Holloway was the one that just got justice because she was murdered down.

I know.

From? Where Patricia's from?

No, I know, but the guy who killed her just came out, apparently, and said that he killed her. But, like, recently. Like, a few weeks ago.

Yes. Finally, that that family gets closure.

What a first. That was the first one I feel like everybody talked about.

Yes.

Wasn't she, like, the first missing, like, just missing International.

Did they ever find her? I don't know that she was murdered. They just didn't know.

No, they never found her body, I don't think.

Wow. Yeah. Natalie Holloway. Because she went to what was it, an island? It was somewhere tropical, but yeah, she's from Mountain Brook, which is the I.

Just had a name pop up into my head, and I don't remember, but I remember hearing it every day when I was a kid.

Elizabeth Smart.

No, I think it was Elliot Yamin.

He was American Idol.

Okay, maybe it wasn't that.

What was the wait for you?

Okay, then it's not Elliot Yamin. But that popped into my head. But there was, like, a little kid I just remember on the news I would see every day.

Elliot Yamin.

That's definitely not what I'm thinking of.

You guys remember the death? He's doing just fine.

No. What was this kid's name?

He was a little boy that went missing.

It was huge. In Florida. I think he is this the kid.

About the in Cuba?

I think so. And then he came to America, and something happened.

They had to go and rescue him. Oh, wait.

Was it was it a documentary that.

We believe his parents were divorced, and one of his parents took him back to Cuba, and Cuban government's really intense, and they had to go into Cuba, the US. Government, and rescue this kid away from kind of basically being kidnapped. This is just what I remember.

Jordan. You're cuban. I feel like this is like his name is.

Oh, yeah. He was five years old.

That's who it is.

Yeah.

Was he, like, on all the mail cartons?

It was just every time. I remember getting home from school, and I remember seeing and hearing about this story when I was a child.

So his mother drowned in November of 99 while attempting to leave Cuba with Gonzalez and her boyfriend to get to the United States. Ilian was five years old when found nestled in an inner tube floating at sea 3 miles from Florida's coast. Wow. Two fishermen found him and handed him over to the US. Coast Guard. They feared he would be sent back to Cuba under the wet feet, dry feet policy. Since he had not reached land yet, the Coast Guard assured them that Elliot would be taken ashore for medical reasons deeming him eligible to stay. But he was taken to a hospital, treated for dehydration cuts on his body, and was later found out that his mother and her common law husband had left Cuba as part of the refugees. However, others died during the storm. So I think it was like Cuba went back to get him. Or it was the other one.

Yeah.

I just remember it being, like, this crazy story, and everybody was, like, fighting.

For how's he doing now?

We should have him on the pod. He's our age. What's he up to now he's doing brand deals. Sorry. All respect to him. Hopefully, he's doing okay.

He's 29.

Yeah.

Oh, he's in Cuban politics.

There we go.

That makes sense.

Damn. Yeah, I remember just the intense raids that happened when they rescued that kid.

Speaking of that, we were at a hotel restaurant in Texas, and we should talk about that, by the way, but just really quickly, our waiter was like, hey, guys. Oh, my God, you guys are from vine. Or like, hey, how are you doing? And he's like, we were just talking. He was just like, I don't know if you guys might not recognize me, but I was the one that went against Bush's son in the whatever. I forget exactly what it was, but he shows us the screenshot of when they show a face off, like a political, political face off. And it was on TV, and it was against Bush's son. It was something like that. We're like, oh, my God. And he's like, yeah, I'm just doing I'm like, back and forth, just back and forth, waiting and doing political stuff. We're like, oh, shit. Okay, well, nice to meet you.

Wow.

I did not think people in the government like that also had side jobs.

Whoa, wait, was that back when Bush's grandson was a college student and he went on national TV when he was, like, a frat kid and was, like, kind of hungover and was just like.

I don't, um oh, interesting.

Yeah, we went to Austin. That was really fun.

Yeah, how was oh, but first we went to Buck.

I love that you give this fancy pronunciation to Lubbock.

I'll never get it right. But, dude, you talked so much shit about Lebuck.

Sorry about that.

And we loved it. You love.

It.

Didn't really smell like cow shit, like you said until it got a little windy, and then you smell. So it's so funny because we were landing. He said, all right, guys, we're landing in 20 minutes. I'm like, oh, okay. I don't see anything. It was completely nothing in sight, right? It was all just dirt. And we're landing. We're landing. Getting closer and getting closer. I'm like, Where are we landing, bro? You didn't see a building? We're like, Where are we landing? Is this, like, a one stop thing? Do we have to and then you see this little city out there. I'm like, Is that it? And we land. And it's just crazy because I know we've experienced Texas before. I think we went to Houston for a show, but this is, like, the first time I really get to enjoy Texas.

Oh, yeah, it's awesome.

It was so funny that we were just, like, in Lebuch or Lubbock for the first time, and we met some of you guys at the meet and greet at Specs. That was a lot of fun. Every single person in the line, by the way, every single person was like, Why? Are you in Labuk?

Yeah.

Everybody was saying that on the comments.

I saw everybody and we're like, I don't know. We thought would be a fun place.

To.

There was only like 1 bar that was hot all over the city and this place called Logies, and that's where everybody went. So that's just like what we did. Logies. And what else did we do there? We saw the Texas Tech game. That was a lot of fun.

Who did they play?

They played.

What do you say when you're at a Tech game? He's hanging loosen.

Reckon Techham.

Reckon we're going to fight him if we're going to motherfucking kill him. What is it?

I don't know. Reckon Tech. That's all I know.

We're going to reckon we going to fight him. We're going to motherfucking kill him.

And they're chanting this in the stadium?

Yeah, it was something like that. I definitely got a little wrong, but it's that cadence.

Yeah.

Wreck them, right?

Yeah, but I don't think it's a hang loose symbol.

No, that's you. Oh, it's this.

It's this it's. This is it. Double it.

No, it's single. It's like this. Like a little gun.

I think that was OSU.

And it's weird because you have to do this and like my wrists. I can't do that.

It hurts.

So that was a little off.

Is it supposed to be like a gun? A finger gun?

I know. I think it's just kind of like the Raider loser.

No, it's a gun.

Oh, is it?

Yeah.

Seems a little violent and aggressive. Football team.

It's so funny. Me and Tod, we met this couple in the box we're staying in, and they were so funny. They were talking about so the guy, he just recently lost his leg because of something. It was like misdiagnosed. It was crazy, right? The two of them are just a who. And she was just chatting the whole time. She's like, oh, we were playing poker one time, and I put my husband's leg in the pot because we were betting crazy things and I didn't realize that we were going to lose the leg. And look right here. His leg is on. You see his frozen leg that he amputated on the poker table? Like being the actual leg? No, his actual leg that they chopped off was being played on the poker table. She's like, how do they have it?

Wait, was this, like, after Halloween?

No, he's an amputee. He has no leg. I saw him. He has, like, the fake.

I didn't know that on. I didn't know you could take that. Yeah.

So I think you're just allowed to take it home if you want. That's something I probably take home, too.

I asked my dad, Gallstones, and they were like, Absolutely.

He oh, he asked to take them?

Yeah.

And they wouldn't let them.

I think maybe someplace, maybe Texas are.

A little bit were they hosting the poker game or were they at a casino. They'd be like, Honey, get it out of the ice chest.

I wasn't sure, but when she's wheeling.

It through no, it was a leg up on the competition.

It was hilarious. She was like and you know what? I had to win it back. Thank God I want it back. I was like, who wants that as a prize? I would win someone's leg, sell it.

On the black market until something happens.

Because you have to keep it in your freezer and then somebody finds it.

I would taxidermize it, though.

Is that a saying?

Never bet your leg when playing poker. Wow. Oh.

Why'd you type that in?

How much is a leg worth?

I mean, it's a body part.

Was it knee down leg?

Yeah.

Foot.

Was it incredible from here down? No, it just looked like a frozen leg. Really? It was good enough for TikTok. Didn't take it down because they probably thought it was a fake leg.

7 million to $27 million for a prosthetic.

Wait.

Jury verdicts for the loss or amputation of one leg range from as much as 7 million to 27 million. As high as 62 for both clients suffered. Oh, if you lose a limb in work, 27.

Take my leg. 27 million. I'll hop.

I feel like I knew someone in high school who lost their leg via a surgery.

I feel like it's not as bad anymore.

Bunch of millions of dollars.

I feel like in today's age, you can lose a leg. Their prosthetics are so good.

Oh, yeah.

And I honestly think better than a real leg sometimes. I've seen people that are oh, and.

Imagine kicking somebody if you're in a fight.

It's like having a steel toe boot all the time.

Is that considered a weapon if you kick somebody in the leg, is that.

Assault with a weapon? I would have attachments. I would have, like, a fixed blade.

Knife at the end of it, and.

I would just sit here like this. I would grindhouse. Remember that?

Like, couldn't tear put, like, a switchblade in it.

Yeah, turn it into, like, a little saw.

I'm surprised you don't have that little knife attached in your boot. You know how they have, like, the.

You, like, kick the heel.

Don't they have that on cowboy boots.

Or is that just any shoe spur on the back?

No, not a spur. I've seen cowboy boots and movies that.

Were kingsman.

That'S just spy shit. How'd you know it was kingsman? It was really good. Again, you fucking pay attention, man.

But yeah. Oh, another thing I saw people are doing people that have a cast, they're making them, like, super tactical. You know, when you have a cast for a couple of months, you just lose everything. It kind of makes it harder to live with whatever.

It's gross.

People are taking their watches and they're pulling the bands off, and they're, like, melting it into the cast. So it will stay and then attaching flashlights and little just tactical things on their cast and it looks really sick and I wish when I was a kid, if I ever broke my arm.

Or something can we attach maybe a hotspot or something on there so we can have a portable WiFi or maybe a charging station?

Yeah, you could just picture a bunch of people making I think it's a cool Iron Man attachment.

I love that idea.

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What do we do after? So we were there for a couple days and then we hopped on a flight to Austin, and we got, like, no sleep the night before. We were so delirious, right? We were just like you know when you just get no sleep and you're like, a little hungover? You're just, like, laughing the whole time? That's exactly what was happening.

And.

We get on the plane, right? And we're all just sitting there. We just got ourselves, like, a nice bagel egg sandwich. And we bring it all on the plane. It's really tight. We're sitting in the back of the plane, and we open each of our sandwiches on our little tray tables. Todd just opens his he opens his sandwich, and he's ready to go. He's like, yum. And.

This lady, she's putting something on.

Top, and she drops an entire tumbler of her, like, protein.

Oh, no.

Death's back in the middle of a sandwich. And it was so loud. We both turn boom.

And we just start dying.

His whole sandwich just smushed because it was heavy.

We did the smoothie open up too?

No, it didn't open. It was closed. But it just excited. Tod just lolly goes, what the fuck? Just Charlie are dying. And he's like, I don't want to eat this. We're like, you got to eat it.

What did the person say after?

She's like, I'm so sorry, and then sits down. But we were laughing for a good ten minutes after. I felt so bad for because if that was me and there was a you'd be group just laughing, I'd be just so mortified. And you can't walk away. You can't just disappear and just forget it happened. The lady sitting right there. And we couldn't stop laughing. And really funny. You know me. You know me, baby. I'll always get two Sammies in case I don't like one of to. It was almost like God was like, get two.

You get two sammy. There's times you don't like, no, look.

When he goes out to dinner, he doesn't it.

I don't do it every time I do it sometimes there's times where I get something that this place didn't look the best, right? That's why I was like, I'm going to get a breakfasty type, like, sandwich, and I'm going to get, like, a lunchy type sandwich.

Two different two different types getting just two of the same no, two different.

Types, just in case.

Because there's nothing like quality control on.

They'Re both displayed I do it on purpose because I just know myself so well. I took a bite of that egg sandwich. A little bite. It was not it. I couldn't even eat it. The other one was perfect.

And you gave Todd the nasty one.

But he liked the nasty one because that's the one he had.

Okay?

That's the one he was eating. It worked then. But that was like all that happened at the airport, by the way, when we went into the Austin airport, it was like being in civilization again. It was crazy going from Lubbock Airport to Austin Airport. So cool. Yeah. We fly into Austin. We get to the house. You and Patricia show.

Like, we just happened to also be in Austin, because when I knew you guys were going Austin, I'm like, I can't let you guys go to my college town without me.

We all pretty much shared a bunk bed. There was, like, three bunk beds in a room, so we all just took the bunk beds.

Queen size bunk beds.

They were the most comfortable bunk beds. Heath they were more comfortable than our yeah. Like, it was insane how comfortable these bunk beds were. And they were good size. It was, like queen size on the bottom and full size on the top. It was, like something like that.

Oh, was it the cool ones?

Like no, no, it was like, oh, my God. No, it's right there. It's right there. Go to the bottom. The bottom right the second to the right. It was that, but without the yeah, it was exactly oh. Matt. It's literally the actual sick. Um, but yeah, that was really not we went out to dinner. That was our I'm trying to think of, like, anything then we just drunk.

The whole yeah, I know. We went out.

Danielle came, too. She showed up. Little rat.

Hey, that's my name at the meet.

And, uh, this girl held up her arm, and it was, know, fully tatted up.

Right.

It was just, like, kind of different pieces on it. And she's don't I don't hate it. It gives me panic attacks when someone goes, can you draw on my arm? I want to get it tattooed. And the amount of pressure, because you know that they're going to do exactly what you draw. They're not going to make it. Because if I asked somebody that I love to draw on me, I would.

Have it exactly how they drew it.

No, I would get a better version of what they drew. Right. So if they drew, like, a heart, I would get a better version of that heart. Just a nicer version.

Yeah. Or just drawing a because all her.

Tattoos were, I think, for her, she wanted exactly the exact same spot of where we drew. And all her tattoos were really nice, so it was tough to draw something. And I wanted to draw, like, a balloon with a string and with a bows. But it was a really thick, sharpie so it just looked like a shitty Frankenstein. It just looked like a stitch. And I was like, oh, my God, that looks so, um when you go and just have it make it look really, like make it edgier and cool, I was like, please don't get that. And then Tod draws this really shitty smiley face with, like, two circle eyes, and we're like, yeah, just make it look better. And then we leave the meeting, right. 2 hours later, we go to. This bar. That girl shows up with the tattoo with the shut up. She lifts her shirt. She goes, Look, I got it. We're like, no, she did exactly what we drew, like, to the T. Nothing different. I was like, I told you. It looks like it looks bad. She's like, I wanted hey, good for her. I know it just killed, but there.

Is something cool about having it be exactly what that person that you like.

I just felt bad.

Have you seen that guy on the Internet signatures?

Well, yeah, he goes and tries to get as many celebrities to sign his back and his body.

That's crazy.

It's wild. Great way to meet every celeb, because now it's like a PR move for like, how much do you think everybody's.

Skin is going to be worth?

I wonder if he has plans for that.

Do you think when he dies, you're.

Going to I guess if I had devoted a lot of my life to getting a bunch of celebrities to tattoo my body oh, wait, do they tattoo?

Yeah. So they sign it, and then he.

Gets it tatooed oh, he gets it tattooed.

Look at his back. It actually looks kind of sick.

I think it'd be cooler if he had a tattoo gun ready to go every single time he met somebody, and then they tattooed it on him. But it would look really it would.

Look really celebrity who's never touched the tattoo guys.

All right, so you know how people are doing, like, the live TikToks, where, like, the or no, not the gifting TikToks. People are just, like, doing crazier and crazier shit on Live on TikTok. I'm just every day I'm just seeing something new. I'm just like, this is insane. Some person was tattooing on Live on TikTok, was tattooing every name that was gifting and commenting on the live did you see that? I sent it in our group chat. I didn't think anybody I have seen.

That also before, but I've seen that same stream before, too.

Oh, you have?

I have seen that online. I have this weird well, either it's like the same guy's going through his whole body or someone in this random town or village is committing to doing this to make all the money. Or they're fake. Can you fake? It?

Did not look fake.

Is there blood? And they're wiping it off.

It looks very real.

They have that ink that dissolves within, like, a year or so.

Heath with that much shit on it's not dissolving very nicely. Have you seen Jason's tattoo?

Jason's looks like the day he got it.

Yeah. It's not going away.

Really?

Wait, what did Jason get?

Tatooed the dobrik tattoo, the tramp stamp.

And oh, that was with, like, a temporary ink.

Yeah, but it's not going away. I think they just went a little too deep with the ink.

They were digging it.

They were carving it in bro, and.

It'S just, like, weirdly big.

It is bold.

He thought, like, 100%. It'd be gone by now, and it's still there. And he has Dobriks.

How long ago was it?

I think it was like a year.

At least a year.

And he just did it for what? Was it David's Vlog or what was it for?

I think it was just, like, a.

Funny just a funny little bit of getting Dobriks tatted on the back.

Yeah. But in his head, I was like, it's worth it because it's temporary.

But at least Jason can rock that. If Jason has a dobrik tatoo for the rest of his life, then I think that just adds more to the child.

Hopefully, it just continues to grow.

I was, like, walking down the street today the other day, and a guy had, like, a fresh tattoo already wrapped, and it was like, wow, it's like seeing a newborn baby on its first day of life. You're like, wow, I witnessed that.

Right now, apparently, it's a myth. You don't have to wrap it up. There's no point of wrapping it up.

But doesn't it, like, bleed or, like, ink sack? Isn't that, like, a big?

I think it's for, like, catching infection.

Because they coat the right it's technically.

Like, an open wound holes that I think can get easily infected. That's what I would imagine.

Have y'all been tatted, like, recently at all?

Mariah just got one, like, oh, shit. Little lemon. Oh, just a lemon.

A lemon full. What for lemonade?

A lot of things.

Here we go.

Give us the history.

Sicilian lemons.

Okay.

I love lemons. Lemons were very significant growing up. He's got me a lemon tree.

All right.

I just love lemons.

You could be a little sour sometimes.

I could be a little sour. A little sweet. Lemonade.

Lemonade.

And I need to do a lime on the other, it could be a.

Lime, could be an orange.

Oh, is it yellow?

There's no color.

Oh, that's cute. It's a slice.

It's whatever citrus fruit you want it I love that. Could be a grapefruit.

But you guys, I feel like you all were getting tatted all the time.

I felt like, I don't have a single sober tattoo.

I have only one sober tattoo. Everything else has been drunk.

What was your sober tattoo?

The nice one.

Oh, the COVID The COVID up? Yeah.

I covered up three drunk tattoos that.

One does without sunflower.

The happy hour was a drunk tattoo also.

We're crazy.

Yeah.

I don't know what it was.

Is it because we were drunk, or is it because we were like, Vlogging? We're like, let's do it's. So fun.

We're filming it.

I think it was a mix of both.

Definitely a combination of both.

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I love the motivation we had when we were Vlogging, though. We'd leave and do anything.

Boy, we were hungry.

Hungry. That is right.

It was new. It was fresh.

God, it was just remember that feeling of just so much new shit that we could just do and say and think and, God, I miss those days. I just want to go back when we started this podcast, how fresh it was, how many just used stories that we're able to just say, I want to get that. We can be that it's there. I just don't know what it mindset.

We need to go on another vacation together. Japan was amazing. It was an awesome experience, and then we got to come back and just talk about it.

Let's go to Korea.

I will go Seoul.

Let's go to Seoul.

Can you type in a picture of South Korea? I just like I can't even picture it.

Probably type in Seoul. S-E-O or Seoul. You know, it's a metropolis.

Oh, wow.

It's Korea.

It's beautiful.

Have some good Korean barbecue.

Oh, that's.

Like Korea's. Making the best movies.

That looks like a high end version of Japan.

Sure. Right?

Yeah.

With the mountains in the back.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah. That looks like Chicago, but better.

I would love to go. Let me go to North Korea.

Just touch it.

North Korea is something where you have to sign up. You have to get picked.

Right? Yeah. Well, there's, like, a trip you can buy. You have to spend, like, a couple thousand dollars, and then you're escorted the whole time. I would not go to North Korea.

With.

Go to the but you can go to the border. I feel like we've talked about this a couple episodes ago. You can go to the border, and you can walk into this room, and technically, in North Korea, there's a guy.

That just finished it. He's the first person in the world to go to every single country without using an airplane. What?

Whoa.

Wait. And he did it? He's done.

Just finished.

How old is he?

130.

He looked like maybe, like, 30 something years old.

Oh.

So that was just I think it.

Was just, like, his mission. He wanted to be the first person to do it without using an airplane.

Is that crazy?

There's no way he went to the North Sentinel Island or whatever. That's impossible. I don't even know if that's a legit country.

Yeah, okay. I mean, obviously, but damn.

Are there no pictures of North Korea?

Yeah.

Good luck.

Really? But it's Pyeong. I probably don't want you to type in Pyongyang.

Okay. One SEC.

Yeah, I'm just wait, let me try.

Let me try.

Say it.

PY. Oh, Pyongyang.

Got it.

Isn't that the capital of North Korea?

Oh, damn it.

Well, you started real good.

Yeah, that's it. That's it.

Oh, it's, like, AI generated because it doesn't want to give you the real.

No, that's really what it looks like, though.

Does it?

Hmm. But it's, like, all look at the building.

It's a green screen.

They're all, like, empty.

That's eerie.

Oh, right. There's no people in the pictures, right?

No, there's, like, hardly anybody walking around. Like, I saw a video recently of a guy who went into a car dealership in North Korea, and it was, like, fake cars and fake people buying the cars and talking about the cars, and he's just, like, filming it in.

Just he was able to film it and post it.

Yeah, you can go around if you're on a guided tour and they take you into a place, you can film whatever you want there. You can't go and interview the people.

I want to just do it. But like a lion country safari tour. I want to be in one of those safari cars, and you just sit inside, and I just want to drive through and just film real quick and then drive me out.

Just do, like, a big little yeah, just a wrap.

Give me a loop.

Give me a wrap around you're talking about just, like, any big safari.

Yeah.

You know, like lion country safari. You just sit in the car. They take you out for, like, 1015 minutes.

You just open.

I want to do that in North Korea. Just, like, drive me in. Let me get a quick little video.

Yeah, I don't want to be having, like, save the night.

Right?

No, thank you.

I wouldn't mind saying the night in North Korea. Yeah.

I would just be worried I would do something wrong and then I'm fucked.

Real quick. Go back to that guy that went to every country.

Look up the.

It'S so cool that this guy has truly experienced life if you're going to every single country on this planet.

He probably already traveled a lot when he was younger and then realized, you know what? I could hammer this out if I really want to. You have to get a lot of sponsors for that, like, people to invest in your trip.

Yeah, that's the guy right there.

Oh, yeah. He looks like a traveler.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's seen some things.

Oh, good for him. Good for him. I would love to try to get all 50 states.

Yeah, that's a good goal.

Yeah. I'm so happy I have Alaska done that's always one that it doesn't struggle to get.

How did they get us to take the quarter from every state so serious? It was the biggest competition.

Yeah, they were selling everybody had the.

Boards where you put the quarter because.

They sold it to our grandparents. How did they do that to us?

And everybody was in a frenzy trying.

To be it was like shit that people really cared about back then. You can't give people to give a.

Shit for anything nowadays.

It's like the spoons. You know how people have a spoon for me, like, when they hang their shit and nobody oh, I remember the United States one.

I remember did florida.

Y'all had an orange earlier or what was on the Florida state quarter?

Texas was just I think ours was the orange.

Oh, it was the orange. It was like Sunshine State. Or was that Georgia?

And was it a no, sunshine State is Florida.

Right, but what was on the quarter? I think it was an orange.

Look up the Florida state quarter. Yeah, but I always remember one. Oh, it was an orange. No, it wasn't. No, georgia then was the peach.

Y'all was oh, that's right. Y'all got the rocket.

Oh, you guys got a spaceship on yours. And a pirate ship. Y'all got all the ships.

Oh, space, land, and sea.

Is that y'all purpose unum, baby? Is that y'all's motto is gateway to Discovery, florida?

I don't think so, but I would imagine just because the rockets take off what, cape Canaveral?

Yeah, I think so. But I was like, rockets.

Florida motto. In God we trust.

Wait. That's the US. Motto?

Yeah.

Oh, and it's also the model motto. You guys have the same motto as.

The motto here is just eureka. One word. One word can't be a motto.

A motto. Friendship. That's texas's motto. Yes.

All right. That's cute.

Friendship. F is for friends who do stuff together.

Virtue, liberty, independence.

Wow.

Oh, there was something else that happened in Austin that was really funny. That night that we all went out. That night, me, Charlie, Danielle, and Tod ran into this random bar, right? And we ran to the bar. We're like we were just really just hyped up and excited. And we went around crowd around this one guy that was just at the bar, just random, just trying to get a drink. And he's like, oh, hey, guys. And we're like, hey, what's up? And then we're like, this is when we had to go to some nightclub, because they had, like, happy hour there. By the way, happy hour's in Austin, everybody. And lubbock. So lubbock.

It's lubbock.

Lubbock. So make sure you get your happy hour. You got to get a specs. You can go to your neighborhood bars, nightclubs. We got it. We're like, we got to go to this nightclub. You want to just come with us? He's like, yeah, I'm here with my friends. Yeah, I'll go. We just run out, right? We all run out with him, and he's running, and one of his friends, they were all sitting at table. I think he went to drinks for the table. And they go, where are you going? He's like, I don't know. We all just run into this nightclub, and this kid I forget his name. His name's ben. He's just with us the entire night. And yeah, that was just really funny.

He was just down for an adventure.

I think he did. It just didn't seem like he cared, you know, like, when they know you, but they don't really care. That's what it was like. It was just chill.

He was chill like that.

And so we were like the whole night, we're like we were worried. It was like, all right, we're stuck with this random person all night. But he was great. Normally, it's like a huge risk to just grab a random person and just have you come along, but he was great. I remember Charlie was like, I'm going to get his number. Maybe you face a happy hour.

Shout out to Ben.

Shout out to Ben. It was great. It was fun. But yeah, it was just really funny that we just kidnapped just some random dude and just took him along.

He was just down with it. He was a whole new world.

Where are you going?

I don't know. That whole interaction was hilarious. He was just like, what the fuck? Imagine your friend just running with random people. You'd be pretty worried and upset. And then I remember he's, like, calling. He's, like, trying to call his friend. And Charlie is just like, hello. He's kidnapped. He's no access to his friends. Charlie's like, yeah, yeah. He's with us for the rest of the night. What do you need?

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Remember when Corinna sent us that video in the group chat of a car, like, inside a pizza shop? Like, it crashed into a pizza shop?

Yeah.

Was that the same crash as the one that was from the guy from Succession? Yeah, it's it was the same that was connected.

So, yes, this was on I'm pretty sure, Halloween night or the night after Halloween, someone crashed a rivian into Rodolfo's on Brea right there. Yeah. And I remember seeing the video, and I was like, oh, my gosh, I know exactly where this is at. And everyone was commenting. It's Alan Ruck. And for the people who don't know Alan Ruck, is he's one of the brothers on Succession, why can't I think of his.

Connor?

Whatever his but what was crazy about that?

Is that in the show?

Well, no. In Ferris Bueller's Day off. So he's Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Cameron's the one who has his dad's Ferrari, and the speedometer gets stuck and he's mad and he crashes.

It out the back of the garage.

Crashes it out the garage. So everyone's like, oh, it's Alan Ruck. And I'm like, oh, I guess they're making a Ferris Bueller's Day off reference. And it ended up actually being Alan Ruck.

And what's crazy about that? I was going through the comments, and there were so many people saying, guys, no. This car was driving crazy. I've seen this car drive insane these past few days. Apparently, that's not the first time that or people weren't surprised. Some people weren't surprised that that truck was inside the pizza shop.

Oh. That people weren't thinking it was, like, a Rivian Malfunction or Alan Ruck's claiming something went wrong with the vehicle.

Or maybe it's just those cars are, like, interesting.

I used to live on the same street as him.

Those are, like, brand new, right? Those cars? Yeah, I've seen a few.

They're like the electric car. But, man, he went into that thing.

Yeah, that thing went deep, but he.

Apparently walked away with, like he was fine. He was, like, standing there talking to the cops.

I assumed he was, like, drunk driving or something.

Well, that's what I thought. But I feel like he got a divorce recently, too.

Maybe he is, but it's sad.

He's a good family man. I was shopping for Cheez Its one time, and Alan Ruck was, like, right next to Patricia. And I shopping for Cheez Its.

Where?

At the Ralph's.

What flavor?

I was looking for the Cheez Its snaps.

What was he looking for?

I don't know. I wasn't really focusing on his product.

He was with his, like, two kids pizza dough, perhaps.

But yeah, that's crazy. Hopefully he's doing okay, but bam, right into there. Thank goodness nobody was walking right there.

Yeah, especially if it malfunctioned like that. Dude, that's so scary. Your car malfunctioning on you where you can't turn the wheel. You can't press brake.

Oh, yeah. Scary when brakes go out.

Yeah.

That doesn't make sense to me, how you can press the brake and it's just not okay.

What happens with Teslas if you accidentally press the ludicrous button?

Well, that's I think well, that's it.

Ludicrous is just like it just accelerates quicker.

Yeah, but what if you're just like, oh, shit.

No, it's not like you like sometimes.

I accidentally skip the song I was listening to.

It would just give you more power to the wheels. Does that make sense? It's not like a button you push and then the car just takes off.

Oh, you it's a setting.

So it'd be like if you change from comfort to sport, like a normal car, you know what I mean?

So when you're driving and they press.

That button, it goes no, it's not like a button.

It's not like a Nos button.

Right? It's a button that you would like a setting that you would turn on.

Like, ludicrous mode, and then it'll accelerate.

And then when you press the accelerator, it puts all power. Yeah, it's not like you're, like, pushing.

Like it's not like a Nas button.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Oh, damn.

But if your brakes do go out in a car, throw it into neutral.

And then throw it away. I was like, well, we need a.

Stopper brake, or I don't even know where my emergency brake is in my car.

I think you have a handle. I think you have an electronic one. Oh, it should be, like, right here on the left.

My car check.

But, yeah, a lot of people panic. Throw it into neutral so it gets it out of is that something you.

Can still get on your Tesla? Like my model y Could I get the ludicrous mode?

It depends on the package.

You get.

Like, some are only offered, I would imagine, in the I bet it's, like, capable.

It's crazy. I used to hate Tesla. I love my Tesla now.

I love it.

I'm going to have a Tesla for the rest of my life, I think.

Good for you.

I just love the convenience of I mean, unless there's, like, other electric cars.

Does Model Y have you got to.

Get the Cybertruck Zane I saw for the first time? I would never buy it.

Oh, I feel like that's kind of more your style. And it's Tesla.

It was cool to see, but I don't think I get, like, drive around in that.

I don't know. I miss your G wagon days, and.

I would be afraid of crashing into somebody, like hitting somebody. You can have car. I just feel like I'd kill them.

They don't make the Ludicrous anymore. You just have to get the plaid.

Oh, the plaid is the one with that fancy wheel, right?

What's that? Electric Mustang. Is that a Mustang?

The mach e. What is up with you?

Pronunciating Lubak mustang.

It's my arab.

He's Muslim.

Muslim Mustang? Yeah. I'm saying it like that because I'm.

Just joshua, are you racist? No, not at all. A Mustang. There's an electric Mustang. A mustache.

Yeah, it's the Mach E. They gotta.

Improve that body, though. That looks like a Hyundai.

I will never forget, though, literally, the day before it came out, Mariah goes, we were looking at, like, a Mustang. It was just on the road. She goes, Wouldn't it be so cool if they made, like, a four door SUV version of the Mustang? And I was like, they would never do that because the Mustang is the two door. If they made it, they would just call it something else. It would just be a new SUV. They wouldn't keep the name.

You look real stupid.

The next day I saw it and I was like, they just released it.

How did you manifest that predict it the day before?

It was so weird.

But they should write you a check.

What does the SUV Mustang look like?

It's very funky.

Okay. Were Mustangs? Is a Mustang an affordable car?

Yes, it is. Now, I think when we were younger.

It was like a dream.

It was considered like a Lamborghini back then. To me, when I saw Mustang mustang.

I wouldn't say they're cheap. There was, like, a girl on my street whose mom had a convertible Mustang. We were always like, whoa.

I thought a Corvette was like a Ferrari. Whenever I saw that, I was like, oh, my God. My dream.

But they had, like, different trims.

Like, if you got the 50, what was a saline? A Mustang saline. Do you remember that? So the saline, I had a neighbor who had one, and everyone was like, oh, my God, the saline.

Celine would take the car and then basically modify it so it would be based off of the Mustang. But they would come in and completely soup it up.

Is this a whole separate company, or is this under Mustang? Yes. Welcome to car talk, guys.

So they made their own cars, but then they would also take the Mustang and got it.

To me, it just looks like a Grand Theft Auto car. It looks nothing more to me than a video game car.

You know what I did like, though? The Terminator.

The Terminator. That was a car.

The terminator mustang. It was their cobra. Dude, that thing is sweet. I do like that. And I was never really a fan of that body style Mustang. I like the more, like fastback look fastback. Like the fox bodies. Fox bodies were funky.

I want a DeLorean.

Do you really?

Yeah. If I had, like, fuck you, money. If I had just, like, a really crazy, weird toy car, I'm having the DeLorean.

My friend just sold his.

Really?

Yeah, I've sat in one.

They're cheaper than you think. It's not like you can get a.

Brand new one still, because when DeLorean went out of business, because the guy was hustling cocaine through all of them, and the factory still had all these DeLorean parts, somebody ended up buying the factory. And you can buy these brand new DeLoreans. I don't know how they're legally allowed, but the thing is, when you park in the middle between two cars with the DeLorean, that shit.

Oh, yeah. You're done.

Yeah, scrapes it up. But I wish elon Musk, if he's going down, the whole, like, cybertruck vibe. Make the Teslas look like the cybertruck don't make the Tesla look like a little safe, little give me some car. I want the rustic edges. I want that kind of vibe for a Tesla.

Oh, yes.

I did see that's.

Not about coming out with that soon.

Oh, damn. Oh, DeLorean's like coming back?

Oh, wow.

That's kind of fun. That's kind of fun.

You know what I will say, though, I do like the fact that the electric car market has opened up new manufacturers. Because before the electric cars, you just had your standard Nissan Ford. Everything was always the same brands. Now you've got stuff like well, Polestar is. Basically Volvo, but you get the Rivians. You get Teslas. You get all sorts of different manufacturers that are able to make cars now. Like Lucid. There's so many different the. Yeah, Lucids are crazy expensive.

Oh, those are sleek.

Yeah, they're pretty good.

That's like uber, uber black vibe.

That's like uber black.

Uber black. Wow.

They're so expensive.

180,000 for that?

For a lucid.

And it's not an SUV.

Come on. Do you think there will ever be an electric Range Rover?

Yes.

Yeah. You mean that's electric Range Rover?

Like actual, like, big body Range Rover?

I don't know.

100%?

I look forward to those days. I'll buy an electric they're making fender for sure.

A mini G wagon. That's electric.

Yes. I heard that they are making mini G Wagon.

What's that going to look like? A jeeper renegade.

It'll look like a jimny. It'll look like a Suzuki Jimny with the g body. Yeah, that'll look clean. Yeah, look at that.

I think they're calling it, like, the EQG or something.

Yeah, actually, I don't want to Tesla anymore. I'm going to get something that looks.

But you can't have, like, a G wagon look and it's quiet.

No, I'm not going to go to a g wagon. I'm going to get that white car look in the middle.

Okay.

Boofy. Just boofy. Looks like he drew it.

I always love people who do body kits and stuff. I remember when I was a kid.

I was like, dad, let's buy a.

Lamborghini body kit and then put why did it? Okay. Yeah. I was like, we could totally do it in the garage.

I remember looking at kit cars. Yeah, you could get a kit car, Lamborghini for, like, $5,000. I'm like, Why is nobody doing this?

Because you look like it now. I'm older.

I'm like, okay.

What was I thinking?

Yeah, if you're pulling up in a Honda Civic Lamborghini to the car, show.

It'S on a fiero body. But they look so close.

Yeah.

The lamborghini PanAway.

What?

That is a lamborghini PanAway. Lamborghini PanAway full five bitches to throw.

A deer in the back.

Look at that.

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Yes.

We were leaving Vegas. The van that looked like a cruise ship.

It looked like a like yes, we were like.

It looked like yeah, it was like a Jet Ski look.

Yeah.

It had, like, waves on the bottom bumper.

It was, like, a white van, but it had, like, this blue and then the wind was picking up, and then that trash can was rolling out, and that manager was running average.

That van was the first ocean gate.

Yes. That god, I wish we took a picture of that van, man.

Remember when we typed in our address and we're, like, 15 minutes because it.

Was Kalang Street Kalang. We got lived on Kling Street.

Kalang.

That was just a series of events.

That kept getting we order your breakfast.

You're like, can I have the big mom?

I think it was Mama's big breakfast.

But you ordered it as the Big Mama breakfast.

I want to go to a Cracker Barrel again. So where's the closest one here?

It's not that far. I'll tell you right now.

It's not that far. Bring back the chains to La. Give me all the chains.

Imagine a Cracker Barrel right down the street. It would be popping.

I know, but sometimes it gets a.

Little what is this? It's just pet, like, Camarillo.

But I think the better Cracker Barrels are the ones that have the good waitresses who are, like who live out.

Like yeah, it's a hospitality.

Yeah. Because, like, yeah.

They gotta have out here.

It'd be like, what would you like to eat today?

Like a part time actor who's like, okay, enough.

We want Big Mama.

Big Mama breakfast. Your parents visited. Was that nice?

Oh, it was amazing to have them.

Yeah. Did you guys have a lot of trick or treaters?

I saw that it was a madhouse. You couldn't even walk the street. Every single block in my neighborhood was packed. There was cars lined up bumper to bumper, and the people were in between the car. It looked like a festival.

Your neighborhood is a hotspot for Halloween.

It felt like being at Coachella, like, trying to leave.

Whoa.

It was unreal. But it was sick, though. Everybody was having a good time.

Are you guys part of the homeowners association? Like, do they check in with you guys, going, hey, you guys going to do trick or treating? We got a lot of trickortreaters out, so we just want to ensure that everyone's participating.

It's kind of a thing we do here.

Okay.

You guys have, like, a screen out in the front?

Yeah, we were playing Casper. We had, like, a whole little setup. We passed out candy. It was really fun. We had a thousand pieces of candy that we gave out, and it went within an hour, hour and a half.

Were you handing them out?

We had a table set up, and Jordan was doing the jordan was trying.

To get through that candy, huh? He probably gave, like, eight pieces per kid.

No, he was giving candy based on how good their costumes children's costumes were. Isn't that discrimination?

That's what the word is, yes. Okay, jordan, how much did you get to Soldier boy?

A kid dressed up as soldier boy?

Yeah, he was white too.

Soldier boy. Tell him.

Tell him.

But yeah, it was really we did we did some trick or treaters, but at will. And I'm like I was like, what do we say? And then I realized they're like, Matt, you can't say that to kids. Kids were coming up not saying trick or treat at all. When I was a kid, I was like, Trick or treat. But you know what? Kids are a little different these days. Some kids are nonverbal. And I was like, oh, okay, take what you want.

But some kids were like, no, me. Nice little bump.

Oh, yeah, bump. You better say trick or treat. What is the best candy? Like, if you were going up to.

A house, I get excited for $100,000 bars.

I get excited for a reason.

Take fives.

Are you 70 years old? Do you, like, paydays as well?

I don't do that. I don't do Almond Joy. I don't do mounds.

I don't do Bars gone better.

No. Almond Joy is slap.

Heath. You should have it. Have it again. You haven't had it long.

Have, like, anything sour. Give me the Nerd boxes. Give me, like, oh, I was a.

Chocolate type of kid. I want all the chocolate.

Not the candies or the little mini, like, sour strip ones that are individually packaged. Or the six lit. Six lit.

There were, like, chocolate peas?

Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

How do you spell it?

Six lit? Because there were six of them. Sixlets.

Oh, wait, the gum.

No, it's little chicklets.

That was the gum in Lebanon. Like, that was the gum.

You get chiclets chiclets, but no Sixlets.

Guys, I have never it came in.

Like, a little clear sleeve, and you.

Just like a little chocolate.

Okay.

You do the whole thing.

That's how I remember it in the little package. Okay. Yes.

Six lit.

You know what still hits and it's still so good? Smarties.

Smarties. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Melt.

Have you ever done the smoking of a smarty? Yeah.

Snort.

Wait, smarties is like, the candy.

It's like the chalky. Candies. Yeah. Chalky. Really? Sweets. Yeah. Smarties.

So good. Oh, my God. I love the look of it.

It's a perfect looking oh, the pastels so esthetic.

It's got the vintage feel to it.

Those do look like borderline ecstasy, though. If that is the closest candy that looks like a drug, it is.

If I had an ecstasy business, I'd put my ecstasies in a row like.

That, and it's a good idea.

I feel like that was an episode of Degrasse where they got ecstasy, but then the brother switched to you know.

What I don't like?

Smarties.

Sweet tarts.

I like chewy.

I forget what they taste like to me. It was a knockoff. Smarty. I didn't like them, dude.

But sweet tarts, after you have two, you're like, chewy sweet tarts? Oh, yeah, real good.

It's like you're eating a bunch of Tums.

Did you like sprees?

Chewy sprees. Chewy sprees all day, baby. Oh, you can't find them.

You can't find them.

Oh, guys, have you ever had it's out now or it's a thing now? Have you ever had the sweet tart ropes?

Nerds ropes.

Knowing the sweet tart ropes, I don't like, oh, my God, they're sweet.

They're like borderline ropes. I don't know. It looks like they're filled with cottage cheese.

It's because it does. It has that.

Okay, but what is the flavor supposed to be? Every time I eat it, I'm like, yum, sugar, sweetness.

Sugar. It's just sugar. Oh, dude.

You know what's good, though? Cowtails. I get excited for cowtail will change your life, I'm telling you.

Is it mallow? Yeah, it's a cream, but it's a.

Good cream on the inside with, like, a caramel, like, bite on the outside.

This is what we would get at the community pool. Go to the snack stand and get cowtails.

Okay. I saw an Oreo one. I'll do that.

Oh, yeah.

Go down.

I never tried the other flavors.

I always like the little ghost with, like, the marshmallow stuffing in. Yeah, you kind of see them at.

Like, Mariah get it, order it.

I feel like you see them in, like, Mexican mart sometimes.

Here at a time.

I remember like a chocolate covered marshmallow in a package, though.

Yeah. And it would come with, like a little white tray kind of a thing.

Almost in like a Reese's tray.

Yes.

What was that?

I don't know. It was like a little ghost. I thought on it, but every time.

I'm in but they also had them for like, Thanksgiving and.

Easter. Yes. They were a little seasonal. Yeah, sometimes. Oh, man.

I'm thinking of Mallow Mars. Right?

Chocolate. Yeah, there was Mallow on the inside. Close, but they were like oh, my.

Those were good. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had one of those.

I feel like I had some that were thinner kind of than that.

Do seasonal chocolate covered marshmallows.

Did you all like Milk Duds?

My mom's favorite candy is a Milk Dud and I want to punch her in the throat.

I don't get it.

You literally it's chewy, right?

Like almost the same as, like, a hot Cheeto puff where you don't bite down fully or else it just gets like it'll rip the fillings out.

Why does she like that so much?

I don't know. I think it's an elderly no.

He.

That was the type of shit where if you got a lot in your Halloween bag, you would, like, cry at night. I don't get it.

Because as you get older, your teeth get weaker and chances are you got way more stuff wrong with your teeth. But for some reason, old people love them. Yeah, mom, I'm sorry, but I really don't get it. You're not old.

What are you doing for your birthday? Zane? Not doing anything.

We don't know.

I'm not doing anything crazy. I'm just going to probably have like a dinner or something.

Okay, that's it. I won't be here.

Oh, where are you going?

A wedding.

Another wedding.

I know. I'm sorry, guys.

You hear that?

I knew right when I got the invitation, I was like, this is birthday.

No, no, that's fine. I'm not doing anything. Nothing really special.

We're actually going to where in Texas is it?

Oh, Dallas.

It's in Dallas where we have a chef doing something at, like, an airbnb in Dallas. I forget.

Carrollton, shut the fuck are you going to Dallas, though? No. Did I get it right?

Yeah, you did. Wow. Ten points.

No, I think we're just going to do a dinner here and keep it real wholesome.

And I bought your birthday present today.

Oh, you did?

I'm always so last minute with it. Thank you for your wedding gift, by the way. Zane, did you get it?

Wait, yeah, we got it.

Yeah. You did. Thank you.

I know it's very super late. I'm sorry, joe and Caitlin's was super late too.

No, it is all good.

I'm skipping it this year. That's okay. Like, not important to me. Danielle was like, hey, you know, your birthday is in eleven days. You want to do something? I was like, Danielle, if you never told me that, I 100% would have forgotten it if it came around. I just want to skip it this year.

It's also in the middle of your Zealot diet towards the end, and you don't want to eat bad, you don't want to party.

I feel like it's just the time. I genuinely just don't really care anymore.

I agree. I've been kind of feeling the same way. Yeah. I'm more into smaller gatherings than the idea of throwing a huge shebang.

And I think in the past four years, whenever I did that, I've noticed that I didn't really enjoy myself until I got super, super drunk because I was, like, stressed out about and then.

The whole night's a blur, and then you're like, Why did I spend all that money? And I hardly remember what the there's.

Not once where I was like, I had so much fun at my birthday.

Yeah.

I don't think I've ever said that.

I did, like, my 30th. I don't remember much.

Yeah.

And I'm really happy that we're not doing anything.

Should we transition unwind?

Yeah. All right, let's close this episode out real quick.

Whoops.

You can count on me.

Like.

Don'T do that.

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