The big one with a circle and the screen, my mom couldn't afford that. So I always got the little shuffle. You know the shuffle where you clip on, you can only fit 120 songs?

And you could never...

120 songs, and you had to replace the songs every month whenever you're like, Oh, I like this song now. So you have to pick a song that you don't want to listen to anymore, ever again, and take it out of your shuffle to include that new song.

And if you wanted to get to the song, you had to sit there and click next, next, next.

But that's why the shuffle was great because there's more of a chance that you would hit that song sooner.

You could only shuffle songs? You couldn't do it in order?

No, you could do it in order. There's a button there where you do shuffle, and there's a button where it's in order.

But was the order what? Alphabetic or was it customizable order?

It It's two where it was on your screen. You would download the song and you could put it anywhere you want on your library.

But you couldn't see what was next.

You couldn't see what was next.

You would have to hit it 75 times if you knew that song was-Yeah.

But what was great, it was just It was like a USB stick, though. You didn't have to have the cord. You could just stick it right into the computer.For.

The original iPad.Oh, wait, I don't remember that.

The original iPod shuffle looked almost like an Apple remote. It was just white. Then they made it a clip on thing, too.

I'm not going to lie, it made sense, the clip on. It's so simple. How much did they cost?

I think they were relatively cheap.

Like a hundred bucks.

I don't know. I remember the nano that had the screen that was colored and super sleek.

Wait, the one that looked like a mini?

I wanted that one so bad.

I got that one after the shuffle because our parents would graduate us, right? That we get us the cheapest thing and they're like, you know what? He uses it. He deserves the That was the next best thing. That was the next best one I got. Not that one, the long screen one. Mine was dark gray.

You had the one that looked like the iPod full screen.

Yeah, that one. I had that one next. I loved it.

Oh my, I was obsessed with it. Then they had the iPod touch. The touch was the full screen like a phone.

Like an iPhone, yeah. I never got one of those. I always had that one. But you know, the one on the left, the big one, the original one, the first one that came out, that iPod That regular iPod, the thick one. My cousin had the thick one. You could fit over 100,000 songs on that thing.

It was like 250 gigabytes.

Storage was insane. I wanted that one so bad, but it was so So expensive.

It was also a weapon. That was some self defense. If someone was coming at you, throw the iPod at them. Chunk it at them.

I miss the old Apple connectors where you got to pinch the sides and lock that in. Yeah. No, there was something about it.

Every girl had that one on the left, the little one. That one, it was always pink. It was always pink.

I forgot about that size.

I cut my dad. Remember the first iPod mini? You cut your dad? Yeah, with an iPod. My dad bought an iPod mini. Now, this was still the black and white-looking one, but it was the more curved edge one of the iPod.

The one with a little run, a little booty.

It had this, dude, the edges on it were like sharp metal, and my dad had in his hand, I was like, Give me it. I want to see. He's like, Give me a second. I snatched it out of his hand.

It cut my dad right between his eyebrows.

Were you grounded?

Do you know what? I was grounded from the iPod. Oh, yeah.

Do you know what I don't get? It feels like we're going backwards in time with technology. They're putting screens on the Airpods now. That little flip case where you put them in. What? That's going to have a screen. For what? I don't know why.

To tell you what the battery is? No, is this real? That's pointless. Is this real?

That's pointless.

I don't get it.

Look, you can put a screen on most things and it makes sense, but that just does not make sense.

I think it makes sense for elderly people because I think the iPods are a little confusing. If you don't properly know how technology works, she's like, Well, how's it connecting? What am I...

So I'm guessing this is to encourage you to leave your phone behind while you're exercising or you're on the run?

I don't know. I don't get it.

Dude, I could barely touch my Apple Watch. My finger is too big.

This doesn't look real. This looks like some Xbox 720.

It looks like that.

They're talking about doing it.

It's just too small. Maybe for kids.

It's just like, at what point is that just an Apple Watch?

It's like a Pager in a way.

Well, Keith, they're doing that, so they're going to bump them those prices because now, what is that? It's an iPod. So let's bump that up to $330.

It just seems like a step back.

I mean, Airpods already.

Airpods are so expensive.

They are overpriced, but overpriced in a way where it makes no sense.

Just make the earbud cheaper because when you lose that shit on an airplane, here we are bringing up airplanes is the worst feeling ever when that seat eats that a lot.

What's really expensive is the the Headphone Apple, the Airpod Max or whatever they're called.

That makes sense because I feel like I've used one before and it's really nice. It really blocks out all the sound that you don't want to hear on an airplane.

I also started getting into researching how bad it is to put something in your ear, and I...

Oh, I mean, yeah, of course.

It is wild how much we blast music in our ears, and even they give you that signal where they're like, You're pushing it. You're in the yellow now.

Yeah, we're going to be-Do you really like the song that much? Why don't we dial it back a bit?

We're going to be deaf.

Isn't it weird? The more we like a song, the louder we go. Why? Why is that?

Let me feel the vibration.

You just want to feel it through your body, through your bones. I get it.

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Let's do it, baby.

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Oh. That's a good flavor.

It's coffee tall, baby. Let's go. Welcome back to Zane & Heath unfiltered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah.

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I had a question for you about, you've been on this incredible Zela journey. You are working out every day. You're eating so well. I've been curious about, how has your sleep changed? Do you still sleep a full seven to eight hours? Do you sleep longer? Do you wake up immediately with more energy?

Yes. No, my sleeps are amazing. I'm able to fall asleep now around 10:30, 11. And you're tired. And I'm tired. For the past three weeks, I've been waking up naturally without an alarm at 7:15 in the morning, which is insane. But now I don't even need too much sleep. I could fall asleep at 3:00 in the morning, and my body still gets up at 8:00.Naturally, that's nice.Naturally..

That's It's good. Which is crazy. You don't get even that much tired throughout the day?

No. It's just because I think my body is just healthy, cleaner. It's thriving right now. I'm not waking up and I'm feeling like ass. It's It's truly just because my body is just functioning again. It's working. Everything is doing exactly what it needs to do. There's no ice cream or cake that is trying to maneuver around. It's really good. I mean, alcohol, too. Alcohol is just poison.

We don't know that, though. I get the worst anxiety where... When I know I'm working out, I'll go to bed, but I'll only have six hours, but I'll wake up and I feel so awake. But I'm like, But I didn't get the full seven. I should probably I go back to sleep. Sometimes I can't fall asleep.

Sometimes I feel better with less sleep.

You should never go back to sleep. Just get up and then go to sleep earlier that night. That's what I would never take a nap. I think it just ruins your day. You get tired.

Sometimes... I'm sorry. It sounds like somebody is mowing your roof.

There's someone right here just. I hope you guys don't hear that.

Is it picking it up in your headphones?

I can't tell if it's that loud or I can hear it through the headphones.

Sometimes if I do six hours, I'll be up and I'll be like, Wow, this is weird. I feel good. Then I'll just sit there and be like, Well, I guess I could get two more. Then I'll go back to bed and I'll wake up with 8 hours and I feel wrecked.

I'm with you. I feel much more alive with less sleep. I'd rather sleep 2 hours than 12 hours.

Just give me like 45 minutes in bed.

That's one of the things where I can't wait when I'm older is because my grandparents only need three hours of sleep every night. It doesn't make sense. Every time I come up, my grandma's just sitting out in the living room, and she'll be there from She legitimately wakes up at 3:30 in the morning every day and goes to sleep at probably 10:30.

But she's also sleeping while she's awake.

She'll just be out there. I'm coming out. Right before I go to bed, I just want a little snack. I'm coming out to the kitchen. I'm like, Oh.. Hi. Just ready, ready to go. But I wish I didn't eat sleep. I hate sleeping. I think it's just such a waste.

It's my favorite thing in the world.

Such a waste. I You don't wish that you had just all night, too, to just get stuff done?

No, I don't think you understand how much I actually enjoy sleeping.

But the whole process is-I hate it. You don't even know you're sleeping, though.

We are polar opposites. I hate sleeping. I wish we didn't need it.

No, it is the best feeling.

Me and my mom are the same way, though. She will be up at... I can FaceTime her. It's 3:00 AM, and she's in the kitchen cooking. She's like, I didn't know what else to do.

I would enjoy my life, too, at night more, being up all night. Oh, my gosh.

It's so fun. So Yeah, I'd rather do stuff in the middle of the night.

I think you're getting confused. Look, imagine in the middle of the night, look, in the middle of the night, your body just got 12 hours of sleep. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? You would still rather I guess I just love the routine of taking my clothes off, getting into bed, laying there, getting comfortable.

I like that. I like the whole waking up in the morning and being a little cold with my blanket. I like it.

Oh, he must be confused.

What else can we try? Okay, how about this?

But I like that's why I like to dream, though, because then I feel like I'm really doing something. Get me back to the fantasy world.

I have vivid dreams, so maybe that's why I enjoy it.

Yeah, I hate dreams. I don't remember. Get me out of it. What a waste.

Mariah had her first dream in like six years.

First dream that I remember. What was the dream? Our wedding went completely south.

Oh, no.

Everything went wrong, but it was so funny because it was so... Everything was going wrong, and it was just like, we were both so embarrassed because the guests were like, No, it's fine. You're good. But it was hard. Ran out of food, no chairs. Everything went wrong. The DJ cut out and he laughed. And me and he- It's just wet. I just remember, yeah. Keith and I just looked at each other like, It's okay. It doesn't really matter.

Do you have a recurring nightmare you have often?

Now? I used to when I was a kid, but not anymore.

I still have college ones where I have a class that I forgot about and I didn't go to the class and I'm not going to get the credit for it. I get that one at least once every two months.

Just about white.

What? Just about white.

I'm not going to get my college credit.

Sounds about white. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Mine is like my dad murdering me. That's my type of nightmare.

I'm just worried I'm not going to graduate.

It's crazy. My AP credits didn't count towards it.

It's crazy. You still have nightmares like that.

It was wild. My mom, when I was growing up, she would say that she would have recurring college nightmares. And what's weird is now I get those. I don't have high school ones, but I have college ones. It might be something that's genetic, too. I inherited it from my mom. Interesting. But then sometimes I'll think of a solution in my dream, and I'm like, Oh, my gosh, I can't wait to wake up because then I'm going to apply this to real life. And then you realize it can't even work. Patricia, she She has a car that she doesn't drive anymore, and we've debated on just selling it, and we're just going to share a car. And then in my dream, I had a dream that I still had my Kia Soul, and I was like, Oh, my gosh.

Oh, your Kia Soul day. That's a nightmare.

She could drive my Kia Soul. She could drive my Kia Soul when I woke up, and I realized, I don't have that car. But I got so excited in the dream that it was going to work out.

Your car resume is so funny to me. You're like an old woman.

That's The Evo.

The Evo. Yo, that Evo was so funny.

Except now, I think now, I like your car now, but everything before that, that was just questionable.

Do you remember when we drove or she drove your Evo back from Coachella? Yes.

We We really knew each other. Wait, hold on. I drove like two hours back to LA. He was like, Yeah, sure.

You're like, Can you drive it back?

Because you wanted to stay with everybody, and I wanted to go back. Yes. But where were you?

I was in my car, and you followed me back. Oh, Oh, yeah.

Which Coachella was this? At the time?

The first one.

Yeah, like a very-I think it was the first. It was the first one. It was the first one where I was single, and I had bleached hair. I had gray hair. No, wait. Liza and David were together.

Okay, this is going to be so weird, Mariah. Is this where I got the clip of you saying something for mean girls. And we were outside of a hotel. The first day, we were at a hotel for some reason.

Oh, the Katie hair. My pink hair.

I had pink hair. Hot pink hair. Yes, you had pink hair. Okay. All right. All right. So I'm just trying to gather the Mom, memories.

At the time, I was trying to keep it cool because at that time, it was the nicest car I've been in. I'm playing mom. I feel like a soccer mom. I feel like I was probably talking to myself, talking to my invisible kids, and I'm like, This is so freaking cool. You didn't need gas, but I stopped for gas, and I was just looking around.

You're nodding your head like you're in a Jeep.

I'm yelling at my kids.

Keep it down.

It was so fun.

No, it's this. It's this.

It looks like we got to get you an Evoque then.

Well, I wanted that car because my dream was a Range Rover, but I didn't have that much money to buy a proper Range Rover.

Don't get a Range Rover. If you're listening and you want a Range Rover, do not get it. Good liability. Go for anything else but a Range Rover.

Yeah, they definitely have.

Unless you want that shit at the shop every two weeks.

Some issues for sure.

Range Rovers are still very expensive, right?

Yeah, they're incredibly expensive. Like, what is So Land Rover makes Range Rover, and then there's the Evoke, there's the Velar, there's the Range Rover Sport, and then they have the big body Range. Yeah. But those are like $270,000.

They have $270,000 Range Rovers?

It's wild the range of Rangerovers. Yeah.

I did not know they had a range like that. Oh, wait. Yours is a Landrover, right?

A Landrover Defender.

Defender. But that's not the same family. Not the same family as-Landrover owns Range Rover.

It's like Range Rover is a type.

They just put Range Rover heavily on the car and stuff, where it should be Land Rover. Great cars.

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I'm so nervous for tomorrow.

Oh, your reveal.

I just don't want to do it.

But you got to, Zane.

I just think it's crazy just being on stage.

Explain what's tomorrow.

Okay, so tomorrow, Zelo wants to do an app reveal, which not my brand.

An app reveal or a body reveal?

It's like a body reveal. Sorry, I don't know why I said app reveal. You come out like...

It's over the curtain. It's like the Naked Truth game show, but they just... All right, everyone, go home.

We wanted... Elia wanted something just to add in the end for the doc, and he wanted me on stage at an auditorium to show my new body in front of all my friends. I personally think it's just so weird, but they really want it.

But for that one reaction, obviously, you walk out people in the audience. For the video is going to look really good, but the people there, I think that's where it's very easy.

It's going to very easily get awkward.

Because then once you're done with the reveal, are you just going to go over and say, Hi to everyone, half naked?

I'm just running back. I'm running. I want the hook.

We're all at a cocktail discussing what we just saw.

So what do you think? I don't know. It's like his triceps were definitely-He looks so good.

Yeah, he looked so good.

There should be some Goodie bags or something. Oh, yeah. Some Zilla shakers. Oh, yeah.

You're going to get nuts powder. Yeah, you'll get great stuff.

We could be like Zane. But yeah, I'm-Are you going to make eye contact with everyone?

No, I'm going to look above. I don't want to look at any... Because I know I'm going to look at Heath for a one second, and it's just going to kill me. Because imagine just like, I'm just doing my thing, and Heath is just I'm going to be with the camcorder.

I think you, out of all people, can rock it and make it really fun. Oh, yeah.

I just have to pretend the room's empty.

Are you going to look up poses of what are the proper ones? Are you just going to freestyle it?

I'm I'm going to just freestyle it. I did a couple of posing classes with my mom's friend in Florida for something for another shoot that I have to do.

But you should do, All eyes on me in the center of my ring. It's just you.

That's good.

Get you on a unicycle. It's interesting the world of bodybuilding and how those guys have to flex a certain way. There's an art to flex it. You have You know how it's hard just to try to move your pinky toe without moving anything else? It's like that in the world of flexing where they have to get their lats out and flex.

Because there's a way... Because X will take pictures of me every week, and he'll tell me to pose in different ways. There's a way you could pose where you look scrawny as hell and have no muscles on you. And then there's a way where you just puff up your shoulders and you look like a completely different person. With your abs, can you do...

I know we can't do it on camera. Up, down. There's the Noah Beck abs.

A lot of his abs are popping out enough where he can do that. Mine isn't popping out enough in every... He can maneuver his body in any way and you'll see the full abs. Me, you only see the abs in one specific way or two.

You had to get the audience looking in a certain way.

Because I'm not going to see what I'm doing. So I'm going to have to have Heath give me a one, two if he could see that. See the abs or not. Oh, by the way, I keep seeing comments. Guys, I didn't whiten my teeth. I forgot to tell you this. I'm very tan right now because I've been going to the tanning beds. So they just look whiter. People think I have veneers or whiten my teeth. I'm just darker because That's what you have to do before like a... It's wild. Before like a... What's this thing called again? It's almost like a competition. That's the whole vibe of it. When my mom did her bikini competition, she had to do a You have to get as dark as possible, too, so you could see the muscles.

It's wild how the darker your skin is, the lighter your teeth look. Because have you ever done... When we were mimes for that YouTube video we did, the moment you put white makeup on your face, it just yellow. Gross. Yellow as the sun. You have not taken any performance-enhancing drugs, steroids.

No, that's another thing. I'm Honestly, I haven't gotten anything yet because nobody has seen anything, but I saw Heath's comments when he- About my trend. There is so many.

Did you take trend?

Eat, Clean, Trend, Hard, Baby.

No, it was all-natural. That's exactly... We were both all natural. We didn't know steroids.

I love that. Do you eat Clean Tren hard?

Do you know a lot about trend?

I swear to. I don't even know about Tren.

Do you know about it?

What's it called? Trend Balone?

I know, like under testosterone.

I'm just curious, when you take Tren, do you need to first get your body to an amazing point and then start taking it?

You can't just take it and your muscles are going to be growing. You have to be working out hard. You can't just pop it and then think, Okay, I'm going to be huge.

Is Tren illegal?

Yes.

I thought it's illegal to perform in sports on it, but is it still legal to- No, there's tests, right?

If you're in a competition and- They'll test you for steroids, but basically, there's different types of steroids.

There's HGH, there's straight testosterone. If you are a person that can get it medically from a doctor that says you need this, you can get it.

Also, my mom was telling me, too, that they'll have bodybuilding competitions. They'll have two separate competitions. They'll have a regular competition and a natural-And the juice version. And the all-natural competition.Wow. Where this one, specifically, you can't have any enhancements or anything. This one, they don't call it. They don't call it out.

People want to see that juice.

But they have different ones. They'll never put them... Maybe they'll put in the same category for certain ones, but it's all natural. They cannot have anything in their system that enhances their bodybuilding.

It's just wild. I think they're always pushing the limit, but how much of it is it truly just the size and the physique, or is it the person and the looks of that person?

To me, I guess just because I don't know, I don't take it, so I wouldn't know, but is that guy on the left? He's thin, right? He's not big, but he is so muscular. No, that guy is massive. Oh, it says natural.

But you have the ability to just get bigger and quicker.

I feel like bodybuilding right now is getting huge for our generation or millennials. People are really into it. On my Snapchat, it's Alex Ubank, Sam Soulek. It's all these bodybuilder dudes, and I'm like...

Have you seen Sea Bum? He's massive. Physically massive, but an online presence. World's Strongest Man Competition. They're not ripped or anything like that. They are just massive men that are... The competitions are so cool because it seems like things you would do back in the 1800s to prove your strength, throwing barrels 30 feet in the air over a thing.

Imagine looking like that back in the 1700s, getting juiced up.

That's what they were, man. They were riding around on horseback with a sword and just slaughtering people.

The principal at my high school, he threw telephone poles.

Yeah, that was a thing.

Yeah, and he would wear, what was it called? Like a kill?

Oh, a kill. Oh, I know what you're talking about.

He did that. He was massive, and people found online that he was doing that on the side from running a high school.

Just crunch more. Are you now so used to your body? Or when you wake up in the morning, sometimes you're like, Oh, my God.

Damn. Yeah, no, I definitely shock myself for sure. I feel like you're I like this where you feel like you're still the same size as before you started, and you're just sucking in all the time. I just have this permanent body.

What's our thoughts on kilts?

I think they're cool. Bring them back. I would wear a kilt if it was a popular thing. That's so weird.

You brought up kilts because I was thinking about kilts today while I was working out.

Well, you didn't just look at that picture of him in a kilt.

I think if you're Scottish, and if you're really proud of your heritage, you could totally rock one at your wedding. I think that's pretty cool. I think, though, you shouldn't always wear a kilt to someone else's wedding because I think you're calling-But why are we talking about?

Is that a traditional wedding garb?

The times where my friend, I think Richard, when he got married, he wore a kilt. Jonathan Scott, the Property Brothers guy. Is that his name? Jonathan, Drew, and Jonathan Scott. John and Drew. John and Drew. He wore a kilt, I think, at his wedding because I was listening to a podcast he was on.

Is he- Scottish. Okay.

Not from Scotland, but it's, I think, guys who take pride in being Scottish, it's something to wear. I think there's a time and place for kilt.

For it to look, right?

Yes. I wouldn't look good in a kilt. I would not. My skinny ass legs, new way. And your legs got to be hairy. You know those fashion? If you have hairy legs, now...

You know those high-end fashion events that they'll have? I wouldn't mind trying it to see if it looks cool, but if it doesn't look cool, that wouldn't. I would want to get in front of a paparazzi in front of a big celebrity, right? And I would just lift... I would Yeah, he'd be disgusting with it. I wear nothing under. You're just...

Just Marilyn.

I have you come with a blower? Oh, come on. You see, these ideas are so good. They should think about those.

Yeah, a lot of times they're wearing them because it's a wedding.

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What is it? The top headliners were Spice Girls.

Where I have freaked out when I told her it was Spice Girls.

I'm trying not to get excited because if it's not true, I'm not going to.

I really think it's true.

Is Posh going to be showing up? Who? Posh? Victoria Beckham. She's always the one who-I'm sorry, Posh?

Posh, Posh, Spice. Oh, sorry. I don't know the girl's name. Posh, Spice. Sorry, I don't know the girl's name. Posh Spice. Sorry, I don't know the girl's name.

She's Victoria Beckham. She's always been the one who's been a little too cool for school. But you know what? They did perform at the Olympics. They did perform somewhere else recently. If they're all still cool, they'll come back. That would be pretty fun. You know what I mean?

I heard Ice Spice is performing with them.

Ice Spice with the Spice Girls.

I could see them doing that. That's a good idea.

Not a bad idea. That would be pretty cool. Then you a Spice Girl.

Who was your favorite Spice Girl?

I don't know the Spice Girls.

I don't know the Spice Girls. I know Sporty. I only know the-Sporty Baby Ginger.

A Spokey.

There was scary. Yeah, scary spice. It's wild how the Spice Girls, though, were only popular for two years.

I couldn't tell you a Spice Girls song.

Tell me what you really want. Don't tell me what you want. What you really want.

Is that their only one?

No. As we go on.

No, that's vitamin C.

As we...

I would have bet my life. I would have bet my life on that. Giving you everything, all the joy.

I bet my life on that.

And another thing.

Spice World, man, they got to put that on streaming. I feel like that's in the vault somewhere. What do you mean, Spice World? The movie, Spice World, that they made about the Spice Girls. It was this awesome movie they made. Oh, It's like the Aera's tour. It's like Josie and the Pussy cats.

That era right there, that image.

So sick.

Is great to remake it, to recreate it. Amazing.

Sporty is the best one. Which one's Sporty?

Mariah, that's a good costume idea. You should write that down.

Sporty can fucking sing. She will tear up the show at Coachella calling it Now. Which one? Sporty is going to be the best one. Is that the black hair one? Yeah, Tom.

Oh, wait. Each of their names is based on what they do?

Kind of.

What they usually do. Like Sporty Spice, would she like a big athlete?

Yes. She was always wearing track shorts.

That's cool to me. Every person has her own specific thing, and then you put that in their name. Bring that shit back.

That's the first night, along with a bunch of other great people.

Look at the diversity coexist.

This is how the creator can put on a hell of a show. Have you ever seen a Tyler Creator show?

Yeah, he's going to be good. I can't wait for that. He's set. We're saying, This is the real list.

It has to be.

Justin Timberlake, though, doesn't make sense to me because Spice Girls, they're bringing somebody back that doesn't have a new album out.

Insync would be way better. They should do a full throwback 90s. No, no, no. Insync, spice girls.

I'm not saying bring somebody back. Somebody big, like now as the main headliner for the third day. That's usually how it is. You bring somebody back, someone pop Then somebody- I like it when one weekend gets a whole different artist and the other one gets another. You mean you're talking about both weekends?

Yeah, I don't know. I just like it when there's like, Oh, you got to see that person? Damn, I wish I saw that person. I don't know. Rather than it be this thing.

I think they should just do a completely different artist both weekends. You know how much money they would make?

Yeah, because people would be buying both.

Yeah, both weekends.

This is the one year, though. I'm not that excited about Coachella. Because I feel so exhausted. Yeah, I'm just getting exhausted.

We're all getting and it's like- Lana Del Rey would be really fun to see. I walked Lana Del Rey with you.

I hope, though, she brings back that all stuff.

She brings the energy.

A lot of her stuff is like, she'll sit on the ground and swoon.

Depending on when she performs, right? I feel like during the day is just not fun. Like, daytime, concerts aren't fun.

Do you like Stephen Sanchez?

I saw Steven Sanchez.

I'm obsessed with him.

Did you see him live?

No, I haven't yet.

Is he still on tour?

He is. But I don't think any of them are still... I think his time in this area has passed, and he's doing far away stuff.

Patricia's mom was like, We got her Steven Sanchez tickets for her birthday, and then we went, and we all ended up buying tickets. Let's go together. I was like, Hey, I know the Fall in Love with You song, but whatever.

Every single song is unbelievable.

His band, everyone's in character. They have a whole storyline that goes throughout the show. He has the light bulbs, old school stages, how they have the classic Edison bulbs. He is that, but it's a whole light show, and it has a whole mood.

He just reminds me so much of Elvis, but like, Roy Orbison, his voice is-We see artists try to pull this shit off.

New artists will try to be this, and they'll try to make it sound like it, but cannot execute it.

I was just going to say that. He's obviously clearly inspired by that era, like the Elvis, but it seems organic and natural. That's really him. He doesn't seem like he's trying to be this person.

It's genuine.

It doesn't sound like he has a team trying to put him in every single thing, right? Trying to shove it down people's throat. It's almost like he's letting people that he loves reach out, and then he'll just... If he likes it, then he'll do it. But I feel like he's just growing slow, slowly, and then it's just going to one day just blow up.

He blew up because of TikTok, too. It was the people's choice why he got big. He's not an industry plant or anything like that. That's the beauty of the rise of an artist. It's awesome. I love it. He's only like 20, right? He's 20? I don't even think he can buy a drink. What? I'm pretty sure Steven-21. 21. He just turned 21.

We're both Scorpias.

Wow.

Wow.

He's a stud.

Steven Sanchez, if you're watching this, you want to come on the podcast?

Please.

So we can shower you in compliments. You want to sing at our wedding?

Perform at our wedding.

Well, Sophia Richie had him. I think he's a top. Wait, really? Yeah. When Sophia Richie walked down the aisle, he was singing, I can never fall in.

Wow. And she got him in the beginning, too. So he was probably like...

And he's a song, Evangeline. I love Evangeline.

We'll make it work. If he comes on the podcast, you ask him nicely, maybe.

Slip him a 20.

Have you heard 'Be more'?

Let it be more. Oh, Bunny Chills.

If you have it here, you'll probably do it.

I feel like I haven't seen an artist solo in a while. Go to a solo show. I feel like I haven't done that. Treated myself to a solo show, going and seeing-Going to a concert by yourself? Yeah, I guess. I think this last one 1975. Sometimes it's fun catching people before they get big.

It's too crowded.

It's too much. But when we went and saw a Tech9, that energy is insane.

That was wild. Matt, you got to go to a Tech9 concert.

Bro, it is the most out- What are they called?

Jiggalos?

It's part of Juggalo. Juggalo. Okay.

Just Juggalo.

They're in Juggalo Fest.

Yeah. Can he type in Juggalo?

Or is it like red neck wrap?

No.

Everybody just looks like that.

It's wild.

So Tech9 is...

I always thought that was an N64 game. With a little lizard. I'm thinking of a trekken. Okay.tekken?tekken.tekken. Okay.

So his shows are people that like rap, but also metal heads.

Like Yellow Wolf?

Kind of this, but more hardcore. So Every show that I've been to is dudes with long hair and they're just head banging. It's a mosh pit at a rap concert, and it is just the best time ever.

Yeah, I'm a psycho.

The crowd gets insane.

Shit. Any mosh pits? I don't remember mosh pits.

Every single one.

Not the one we went to.

Have they stopped doing mosh pits?

No, it's still a thing. Like, metal concert, it's still big.

I want to see some circles. Open it up.

Dude, my My favorite is when... I don't get how the artist will be like, open up the pit, and then they'll make it so it's this side and this side. It's called the wall, and they tell them to run at each other. Look at Mosh pit, the wall.

These people-It's like the Dead Sea.

It literally looks like...

They're the reds. They all run into each other, right? It's insane.

Like a civil war or something where they both sides and then they just charge each other. Oh, hell no.

Matt, look at this.

Watch this.

It's This is my nightmare.

Dude, that's literally a war.

Imagine, compare the two. Go from that to Billy Eilish going, Wait, that girl back there needs a water. How is this still?

You know what I mean?

Where's the waters? Wait, you know what? You know what's so embarrassing? Just watch one person.

It's like...

All right, let's focus on one person, everybody. Pick one person.

As a whole, it looks intense, but I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so embarrassed. Now I'm embarrassed.

Don't look at one person. But if you look at where the line is, they're throwing hands.

Is it just because people... Oh, my God. People just want to feel the simulation. Pain.

Tell me that it looks like Game of Thrones.

Yeah.

Honestly, he probably hired people like that as extras. Maybe. You know what I mean? It's like, you love doing this shit. Let's pay you.

Guys, when they're moshing and they're like, Windmilling and stuff. Are they wanting- Can you windmill for us?

Yeah.

Are they wanting to get hit or are they wanting to hit?

They just don't care. They don't care to get hit.

Basically, what it is, it's an interpretive dance for holding your own space. Does that make sense? Yeah. So you're doing this, whatever, you're kicking, and you're dancing and fighting for that area. You're almost like building a force field.

That's the much. What I've noticed is that If you get hit, you cannot be pissed and start a fight with them. No, there is no retaliation. The rule is like, what I've noticed, I don't know if this is the rule, but just seeing everybody getting hit in the face by someone random, they're not going after them, going to swing back. It's just like that is just part of the experience. You get hit and keep going.

But what's annoying is there's some people that go around the outskirts and they'll just blatantly punch people just for the sake of I want to hit somebody just because I could get away with it right now.

Do you think people are actually getting seriously or even dead or I would imagine so.

But if something comes out that that happened, people that go to those shows don't care. They're probably like, Dude, three people died last year. We got to go.

I doubt no.

They're excited about it.

After Travis Scott's incident, I doubt they are like... Different audience, though. If people die now, the venue could sue the artist and be like, You cannot tell the crowd to do this. If you do do it at our venue, you're going to get fined.

Yeah, it could be a...

Who knows? I bet venues now are cracking down on the rules. Makes sense. I always hate, though, when people stage dive. I mean, if an artist stage dives, I get it, but I don't like it when other people at a concert hoist somebody up because then they start passing you back and you're like, Yo, this person is in my face.

Yeah, whoever does that is a piece of shit.

What's crazy now is-Me with a girl in the wheelchair?

A lot of people are doing the stage dives, but extremely high up. It's crazy how much trust they have.

It's not like you're just on stage just at their fingertips and you to lay out. These rappers are climbing up the wall, scaling the side of the venue. They trust them way too much. And jumping in. I'm like, it's crazy.

They so lay up in there.

If you're not getting hurt, someone's seriously getting you on the bottom. You're going to... Someone's getting seriously injured.

It's to the point where if you were an audience, I wouldn't want that impact.

Meanwhile, pink is just flying around. She'll be looking at people, go, You're a rock star. And then we'll just zoom right up to someone's face.

What's really funny is the people that have no business doing that, you saw the 50 cent one, but then also looking at Garth Brooks soaring over an audience.

Is he a light person?

No, he's like a bigger dude.

I got to see a video. Garth Brooks soaring.

People that have never seen this were probably like, this man.

This meant a trick of moment. Oh, gosh. Yes, He looks like he's like, Hark the Harold, angel's link, glory to.

Guys, this reminds me, have you guys recently seen the mind free Criss Angel?

I sent that to you.

I thought it was at you.

Have you seen? He's still doing his magic shows. And I always like Criss Angel. I loved Mindfreak on, what is it, ANE, that channel?

That looked like a cruiseship show.

He does this illusion in his new show where he gets a ladder and he walks on top of the ladder. He's standing on top of the ladder, and he manages to walk down vertically. It's like-But he's clearly on strings. Clearly. Look at it.

It looks like the Moon landing.

It looks like, Come on. It looks like Peter Pan, like a high school Peter Pan production.

Come on.

Wait, that was really bad.

It is a little impressive where you're like, But where are the wires?

Some of them-Honestly, Honestly, it takes strength to do that, but it just doesn't feel mind free. I've seen him do crazier stuff.

If there was a movie about him, I can picture Kolby playing him I don't know why when I see Kolby, I think of Criss Angel.

That's really cool. It's like Sam and Kolby.

Imagine him with long hair.

Kolby does have like, magician vibe. It's like he could pull a card out of his nose.

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It was so cool. It was so cool talking to them about Joe Rogan.

Who?

That they got to-Oh, yeah.

What did they say?

They went out to dinner with him. Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, that's crazy.

Because Joe Rogan's kids were big fans.

How How was the dinner?

They said that... I don't want to tell their story. No, just keep it like- They said they went out to dinner. They sat there and it was Joe Rogan's wife and his two daughters. Then Joe came in a little bit later, but with two bodyguards, hoodie fully up, walking through the restaurant. Because I bet everyone in Austin is like, Hey, Joe, Joe.

Oh, did you see they're doing a kill Tony here?

Yeah. Oh, I want to go. Jordan, this is your chance.

He used to do the mother's.

This is your chance. I know, but it's been in the mothership.

I don't know. Actually, I could never go to a kill Tony.

You wouldn't go if Jordan was called up?

I want Jordan to do it so bad. Hopefully, he gets called up. I want Jordan to do it so bad. Not everybody does get called up.

I feel like once they talk to Jordan for 30 seconds, they'll be like, Absolutely, you're next.

Go for it. Jordan, would you do it? It's the other people.

I 100% would do it. You would? Yes. All right, we have to do it. We have to go. We have to support.

Because the premise of kill Tony is that everybody who does a tender, you put your name into a hat, and then they'll call your name up. Usually, it's a bunch of amateur standups or people who think that they're funny, and they're given how many minutes? Five?

I think it's one minute.

A one minute to either make them laugh, and is it X factor?

No. Basically, they just do the minute, they get through it. If they're good, they'll express that. They'll bring them back sometimes. But if they're bombing, they will rip you apart. If you have a bad set, they will roast you on set, and then they sit there and ask questions and basically interview them for 20 minutes.

That's where Jordan is going to shine, though. Yes. He just needs to get through some bullshit joke so that they can talk to him and see what he's all about because his story and what he has to say is so much more interesting than a stand-up.

But why do I feel like even after his whole little stand-up, why do I feel like they will not roast him? I I feel like they'll like him.

I know.

That's good. Then that's when you become a star.

If they like you, they invite you to come back and they book people openings and shows if they do well on the show.

Jordan gets his own podcast. We're begging to be on his.

Can we be next? He joins the Death Squad and like, Hey, Jordan, can you introduce us to...

He starts headlining like...

Opening up for Shane Gillis. He never contacts us again. Yeah.

God.

When is it?

I bet it sold out already.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it's just-So they're doing one, I think. We got to go.

Yes, the Keia Forum. Wait, that's huge.

That's huge. They're actually going to get people... Jordan, you're going to be a freaking star.

Jordan, this is your time.

Jordan, I'm so excited because I really, truly feel like you're going to get picked. Do they have to do the hat thing? Or do they do the hat thing all the time?

They can have whoever they want up, but then they also will do the hat.

I think he'll be an exception.

We need to write an email or a letter and send it and be like, Listen.

You have no idea. This is going to change Kill Tony. I know.

This will actually kill Tony.

They might put him on the panel.

Yeah, I think so.

He'd be a really good panel. He'd be good at asking questions.

We're going to have to find somebody.

Jordan, you're a star.

You're looking like you know somebody there.

I know Brian Redban. Who used to be Joe's producer, but I think he produces.

But you don't want to be the guy to head on and be like, Hey, can you do...

Well, no, I think I would just send a funny video of just Jordan being Jordan, being like, This guy's going to kill Tony. Give him a little preview video to be like, Okay, this kid's like...

Jordan, we need to make a highlight reel for you. We can do it.

No, it has to be very authentic. No cuts. Just like a straight video. You need to be seen.

Or we'll get you at that first one at the Ace Hotel, get you opened up there, and then he'll bring you back, and it's going to be a recurring guest.

Jordan, you're going to find your wife at this venue.

Jordan, you're going to be on Google Images.

Jordan on Kill Tony. Kill Tony IMDb. You're going to kill it.

I'm excited because I'm so confident that they're going to love him. Yeah.

It gets destroyed. He can't handle it.

Jordan, you have to have thick skin. Just get through the jokes just to get to the questions. The questions are That's what I'm more interested in. He's not a stand-up comedian. He's just naturally funny.

They just came out with the official... Did they just now? Yeah, like 13 minutes ago. Wait, what is it?

Coachella? It'll pull the line up. Is it Justin Bieber? Okay. I don't know why I'm freaking out. I don't even go. Yeah, you don't even go to the...

Okay.

Oh, we got Lana. It's not I Spice.

It's not Spice?

No doubt, though.

No doubt. At the end.

No doubt at the end.

Oh, wait. At the end, which is because there's no placement for the date of No Doubt.

So we were so excited. We were talking about the fucking...

Thanks a lot.

What if No Doubt does a show every night? That'd be cool. For all six nights. It's like its own residency.

Keep zooming in.

Damn, that person did a really good job on the fake list.

Oh, Ice Spice is going to be there.

It's Chappal-Ice Spice, yeah, but not Spice Girls.

Is it Chapel Roon on there?

Who's Blur?

Chugg-a-riggadee-roon. Bleachers. Bleachers? And Grimes. Fucking I'm saying Grimes.

I don't like Grimes. I love Grimes. I love Grimes. Oh, hell, yeah. I don't know any of these people.

Damn, no Sean Kingston.

I've never heard of any of these people. Oh, wow. I don't know any of these people. Me, too.

Oregon City.

Well, Lana Del Ruy is performing You Want to dance to Lana?

I'll only go to that.

Kathy Bates.

You know what I've been doing, and I really like it? Just downloading an album and running an album like I would back in the day with a CD. Yeah. And just letting it play through. Because normally, once we got Spotify and all that stuff, I would just play one song that I would like, skip around, play another artist, one song, and do it all over the place. But I really like just starting an album from the beginning and letting it run.

All the way through.

You don't have it in your liked section, and then you find a song you like, and it's on the top of your liked, and you just listen to it until you're over it, and then you just delete it. Oh, yeah. How's Pandora treating you?

Please tell me, you are not still on Pandora. What's wrong with that?

There's nothing wrong with it, and he's got I got ads running.

I pay for it. I pay $5 a month to go ad-free.

You are keeping that business alive.

My parents use Pandora, too. They love it.

The only two people on Pandora, they're like, We got to keep it alive. The Hussars are still on.

But you don't get ads? Uh-uh.

My parents don't pay for it, so they get ads. They're Pandora listening.

But you do know there's a radio on Spotify for an artist that says-I don't like doing that because you can see the songs, and it's a set 20 songs.

You like to be like, I just feel like there's more variety.

Okay.

I think Pandora just knows you better, too.

Yeah, they're more curated to me.

Does the app still look the same? Oh, yeah.

Wow. There's something about not being able to go back.

That's it.

Oh, damn. I skipped it and I should have.

But you'll eventually get to that song again. Eventually. You have to make your way around, but you will hear that song again. Then you just screenshot it. That's what I would do. I screenshot every song.

Are you a Shazammer? Never.

I'm still Shazam all All the time. I'm watching movies. All the time when I'm in a restaurant or something I like, I immediately love it.

You know, you don't need Shazam. You could just go, Hey, Siri, what song is this?

Sometimes Siri doesn't pull through. Sometimes she's still searching. I'm like, Bitch.

Sometimes that bitch is drunk. Shazam has always gotten it right. Yeah, I love a good Shazam. You could be far away, too. If Shazam can't catch it, that means that's your fault.

There's just nothing more embarrassing than seeing somebody Shazam a song in public, and you're just like...

You know where I do it most?

In the bathroom stall. Really? I'll be pissing, and I just put my phone up like that. Then as soon as somebody walks in-Stop recording me.

It's such an easy party joke, and it's so overdone, but it's the best to do. One second. Mr. Bright Side will be playing, and you're at a party, and you just pull out Shazam, and just show a friend it. Instant laugh. It's such an easy... If you feel awkward at a party, and there's a very popular song playing.

Or you just go like, such a good song, and you show them on Shazam I'm just clicking it. So good.

Can you imagine a video at a funeral or something? Just see a zoom in of someone going like...

That's a good TikTok. Yeah, that's good. You know how a few episodes ago, I was talking about how I threw my jury summons away, right? So that was one that I got from before. Apparently, they immediately gave me a new one. They gave me a new date after.

Oh, it wasn't even a grace period.

It was almost like they watched. It was almost like they watched it, and they were like, We're going to send him another date.

Oh, he wants to talk about it.

Like you said the second time.

Oh, right. That you have to go then the second time.

Matt, I think that they saw it. They saw the episode. You know why?

The girl was working at the courthouse.

These were the They gave me not only one day, it was two days. Starts on Friday, it ends on Monday. So I have to go to Santa Monica Friday at 07:00 PM, and then again, Monday at 06:00 AM.

You shouldn't. The online thing. In the morning, you have to wake up-I don't deserve that type of treatment. I'm pretty sure the morning you wake up. Also, why are you going to Santa... I guess Santa Monica is LA County.

Why don't they send me somewhere closer?

Usually, you just check online the day of and it will tell you if you do have to go in. And usually, the odds of going in are very low. Maybe they're casting you for the new jury duty, and they're like, We have to have them in.

Or, you know what I could do? My dental surgery, I can use that.

Perfect.

Because I actually have to get it next week.

Perfect.

Did I tell you about my dental appointment that I just went to?

Well, you were supposed to get it yesterday, but then you said they pushed it.

Yeah, I just found out something amazing. It's worse. Worse than I thought. The dentist looks at my tooth and goes, Oh, He turns around and goes, You better say bye-bye to number five. What does that mean? What do you mean? He's getting an implant. Full extraction. I'm like, What do you mean extract? You're pulling it out, and that's it. He's like, We're pulling it out, and that's it. No more. What do we do now? He's like, We got to put an implant in. Or an implant in, and I'm like, Is that veneer? What do you mean by implant?

I had an implant done. You have an implant? Yes, I have an implant. This is a fake tooth.

Does it feel?

First, you're going to have to go through three different procedures now.

What is happening to us?

At least they're not cutting your eyeball open.

But it's better, though, to have the tooth out of there than having a dead tooth in your mouth. That's disgusting. It would be rotting away.

My two front teeth were dead.

My child, though. Dead teeth.

They were brown. I'm not joking.

It's crazy how teeth can just die in your mouth.

I slammed it on the ground. You've told? Yes. Then they bled inside and the whole tooth filled with blood, and then it was just brown, and then they had to pull them out.

Which ones?

My two front teeth.

Wait, this was baby teeth?

This was my baby teeth. Okay, good. Then they eventually fell out.

But Zane, you're going to have to go in. Then what's wild about the tooth extraction is that they're going to start pulling it bit by bit. It's like you feel like the dentist is putting her foot on the chair, wiggling it back and forth.

You're not making this any better, Matt.

You're not going to feel a thing. It's going to be a while.

They're using pliers, like actual mechanic vice grips.

Then they're going to suture that up. That's getting your wisdom teeth removed. Then once that's healed, they have to make sure the bone is ready to go.

Then they're going to go in and do a-Oh, so you have to go with no tooth for a while until that heals? Yes.

That's what happened to me during COVID. I had no tooth for a while because I couldn't go in and get it finished. I was worried about it moving and stuff. And then they'll go in for the second procedure and it installed that. And that one hurts because-Are you knocked out for this? You're asleep. Yeah, especially for the tooth extraction, I think I was under just laughing gas in a lot of local anesthetics. I didn't feel a thing.

No, this is just the beginning. You know why? Because it's going to happen every fucking tooth in my mouth. Each one is going to start dying slowly. I'm just going to be... I'm going to have a mouth full of fake teeth.

I told them just to get dentures. Just pull them all, get dentures.

And Zane going to bed at night.

Shit. Would you say it's worse than a Rucanal?

Oh, yeah. This is an oral surgery, Zane. We're not getting a dental procedure done. You're getting surgery.

Why are they telling me that I'll be good the day up?

It's going to cost a lot of money. I almost debate it going to Mexico. Well, when you learn the prices of how much a dental implant is, versus how much it is in Mexico. How much is it? At least, I think, four or $5,000 is what you're going to spend on the damn tooth. In Mexico, it's like a thousand bucks. But sometimes you can drive way out in LA. Hola, como I'm not seeing my new tooth.

You get it done in Mexico and don't wake up.

Right. My biggest fear. Your face is half paralyzed. I just go to sleep forever.

Well, at least I don't have to pay the...

What's going to be wild is next time you're under a black light, and you show your mouth, that tooth is That's why people with veneers in a club are glowing. Are they glowing or no, they're dark? Or the fake tooth is dark, I'm pretty sure, compared to the real tooth illuminating.

Oh, is that... Yes, yes, yes.

I remember I was at Alicia's birthday party years ago. If there were a bunch of black light, I was talking to people. Every girl who had veneers there was like... It was black, but they only had like...

Man, look at that. No, no, no. Showing the other one. Oh, that's just...

Oh, that's the worst.

Do you want to talk about our news, bubba?

You all got news?

What? What? We do have some news. I'm not pregnant.

Yo, my stuff. We're not married.

We would have closed your eyes again and then had up a picture of the...

Of the pea stick.

No, no.

We bring the baby in.

We are, after four years-You're leaving your home.

We're moving. To where? Tennessee.

Next week. No. No, I'm kidding. No, we are signing a lease for a new home.

Congrats. Thank you.

It feels weird.

Thank you.

It's just crazy. I can't believe that four years has gone by that quickly in that house already.

Wow. How did you get four years? Four years.

Yeah, it's crazy. We were just talking today about how when you live When you live in LA and you're renting, it's a very normal thing to move every year.

Every single- Because it gets expensive and you have to move- Every place we've both lived in, we've lived there for a year.

So this place, four years is a long time. So we made it our home, and that's where he proposed. It's this whole emotional thing, and it's a beautiful house, and we love it. So we're just so pissed. I'm like, I don't want someone else to live there.

Yeah, we're going to drive by in to see somebody else's car.

I'm going to be so mad if somebody else is living there.

Yeah, it's always weird when someone else is living in the house.

When it's not even our house, technically.

Is there already interest in the next tenant coming in?

They're getting them out quick, though.

Yeah, we don't know. We have to start getting things out, and then they have to show it and put it on the market, but we just signed a lease for a new home.

Awesome. Is it nearby?

I don't know what-We're sad because we love to look a lake.

Yeah, the dream was to stay in the neighborhood. The first places we were looking at were in the neighborhood, but it's just so expensive.

It's just gotten so expensive.

It's insane. We're trying to be smart about the wedding in the future and just save as much as we can.

Also, we didn't utilize all the space that we had.

Yeah, we don't need all that.

We're just downsizing, saving some money. And literally us downsizing to a smaller spot would pay for our entire wedding.

Yeah, right? I know. When you crunch the numbers. It's crazy. It's unreal.

The way we're looking at it is like, if we stayed there or if we downsized, we'll get a wedding for free.

You're moving into a tiny house.

That's girl math.

I did girl math.

Free wedding if you cut your rent in half.

Yeah, there you go.

You're probably going to have a lot of stuff, too. So sell that as well if you're downsizing.

Yeah, we're starting to put stuff on offer up and stuff like that.

It's stuff we love. We're big furniture people. We love furniture and knicks and stuff. So we are over capacity for what we need in the future. So we're just basically going through the house and picking our staple forever pieces and keeping that in the house and then hopefully selling it. Zane, if you want anything.

Oh, yeah. We have a list of stuff. We have a list of stuff. My empty ass house.

But we're going to be in Woodland Hills now.

Oh, my gosh. Woodland Hills. It's a little far.

No, it's not. It's not far. I'm glad you guys are out there. It gives me a reason to go out there. Yeah.

Woodland Hills is right by Encino, right? It's right-No, I would say it's closer to Calabasis.

It's Sherman Oaks, Encino, Tarzana, Woodland Hills, Calabasis.

Gorgeous.

But we're on the border of Woodland Hills, Calabasis.

It's It's like 20, 25 minutes, right?

Are you in the Hills? Are you in the flat? No flat. Nice. Easy.

It has the garage for the cars.

The hills are not it anymore. No. The hills suck. Never. Every time someone moves out here, they want to live in the hills. That's where you got to be.

If you like a view, live in the hills. If you don't have a view and you live in the hills, what are you doing? It's also so dark in the hills. People forget. You only get one moment of daylight. I don't know how anybody lives in Laurel Canyon. Their homes are just not.

I don't get it. I don't understand.

Unless you have a full 360 view.

And you can't host anything.

The way I see it is you can't use a view. I would much rather be in the flat and have a backyard that I can enjoy.

And then go visit the view if you want to hike. It's true. And there's no parking in the hill. It's like one car can fit. You don't get a driveway, you don't get the car.

There's no space. The amount of cons there is of a house with a view, it's just not never worth it.

But sometimes a view is somebody's ocean. They think it's like it puts them at peace seeing a view. They don't feel a alone as much. It's sometimes good for your eyes just to look.

Being on the ocean, I get it. Yeah, the ocean is different. Because that's pretty much your backyard. You have a giant backyard. You can go in the water. That makes sense. But just having a view with a small balcony.

Come on. When the city lights twinkle up, I get the inspiration behind it.

It makes you feel-It's beautiful.

It is stunning and breathtaking. Yeah.

But then- What else is stunning is parking. She had a good point of seeing a view Every day, you become...

Yeah, used to it.

I don't want to underappreciate it. I don't want to have that attitude.

Are you taking the chickens?

We got rid of them.

We actually gave them to a friend.

Oh, good.

These chickens got to upgrade.

Oh, my gosh. We thought we were giving them the life. We're like, They're never going to get better than this.

Our friend had... I think he has 10 chickens. So we added the three of ours.

So now he's got a bunch of-He's in Malibu.

It's like chicken run.

Yeah, they're in the Malibu Hills. They can remember when they had their little territory with all the...

The new chicken runs out, by the way. Chicken Run 2, Donna the Nugget.

I love that. There's another one? Yeah.

It's like 10 years in the making, and it's on Netflix.

Is that the claymation, right? Wow, that was a good movie.

Kiss your bums, goodbye.

I want to watch it again.

Yeah, they're living their best life right now. Do you have a pool? We do. Cool. Yeah. My favorite part is finally I can start learning. There's a whole garden section. They have it all set up, so I'm excited to start just doing some herbs. Have a harvest. We have a lemon and orange tree.

And a grapefruit.

Grapefruit tree, yeah.

Growing an eggplant.

That is a selling point for me.

That's most satisfying. I don't eat eggplants, but growing an eggplant is like, what the fuck is this?

Like, they yield. Yeah, you're like, This is for free?

You're like Zed. He grows all his plants in the backyard, just eats a fresh right from his backyard.

Yeah, we're excited to do herbs and stuff.

When do you move out?

Not for a month.

Okay.

February 15th? Mm-hmm.

Looks like you're skipping Valentine's Day this year.

We skip it every year. Every day is Valentine's Day, Zane.

That's true.

This isn't an ad, but have you heard of the Built rewards card.

The what?

It's a credit card, but you can earn points on paying rent.

He has equity in the company.

I do have a referral, too, if you want it. But I use it. I love it. But you earn points. What is it? I think, well, rent is the one big purchase you make every month, and I think it's crazy. You don't make points back on that. You don't earn money back. Built is a credit card that is tied to your bank. Also, it will write the check for you and send it straight to your landlord, so you never have to worry about going in and paying the rent.

Who owns that? Who owns that company?

I know the bank is through Wells Fargo, but I don't know who runs Built, but it's great. The only catcher people are worried about is that you do have to set up a bank account with Wells Fargo that just transfers the money. People think Wells Fargo is It's a bad bank, but if you're good on your credit, you automatically pay it. It's a great way. It's a free flight at the end of the year.

Everybody should be getting points off their rent.

I know.

What's crazy is that rent doesn't go towards your credit score.

It doesn't?

If you're paying it, no.

I thought as long as you're paying it off a... Oh, no, you can't.

I don't know. Look at us. We know nothing.

I did not know that. It's so funny seeing open houses in LA. I'll never get used to it, and you try to just play it cool, but the person selling it or whatever, they always name drop who lived there and stuff like that. There was a house that we saw, and the guy was going around, and he was like, Yeah, how do you say their name? Wayne family? The Wayne brothers? Wayne brothers? Wayne brothers. Wayne brothers? Wayne brothers. Wayne brothers. Yeah, that family.

Wayne.

Marlin.

Yeah, the Wayne's brothers, one of the sons, lived there and blah, blah, blah. Then he pointed at a table. He goes, That was Matt Blanc's table, and I'm like... Pretty crazy, though. I'm like, I think we can make this work.

Is this place you're moving into the one that you had Instagram stories of?

No. We just go to open houses in Toluca Lake, places we can't afford. That house was almost $6 million.

Oh, boy.

Wow. Somebody's going to buy it and tear it down because it's so bad.

It's a shame.

But it was completely perfectly outdated. Just perfect.

Is that the one with the walls that you posted?

The carpet on the walls.

So you love the house?

It was just too much. I gave them an offer, but not on the house on the wallpaper. I was like, name your price.

Just get an Xacto knife and just cut it out.

I wanted to show back because I know that person.

You can recreate that wallpaper if you want.

Well, you can buy it. You can go get it somewhere.

But it's so hard. It's really rewarding. Like that clip when you see a house on Zillow that gets sold, that was marked for 15 million. Damn it.

I do get pissed off.

I'm like, shit. Why do we get so angry?

That's me on bring a trailer when I see cars at auction. Damn it. I'm just like, I should have bid, but the car is a $10 million dollar cars.

Should have bought a house instead of messing around in third grade.

I just love going to the highest and seeing what ugly ass mansion is for sale.

There is one Matt just showed me.

I just want to know the stories behind who built this? Why did they build this? Was this their dream home? And why is it for sale, too?

Obviously, someone who lived there was very posh.

A posh, I guess, or definitely some overseas oil money vibes. This house is just like, it hurts my eyes looking at some of the pictures.

This one is 6.9 million dollars, and the inside is just- Almost 13,000 square feet. Look at that.

It's grand.

This literally looks like the house from Schitts Creek, episode one.

Okay, yeah, their house.

It seems like you need to be-Double island in the kitchen.

You know what, guys? I would love if my aunt had this. Sometimes that's stopping.

Someone I know owned it.

If somebody I knew owned it, I'd be like-If we stayed here for Coachella.

Oh, I wouldn't leave.

Come on.

Really? It feels like a hotel. Yes.

It does. Or a level in Ninja Gate. Look at this. That was the only room I liked.

That's pretty sick.

I'd get married there.

I actually like the way it looks, too. The day before room, it looks like you're at an LA nightclub.

But you're in Plano, Texas. I just don't like, what are these?

What's going on here? The outside is fun, though.

I watched this interview of Shaq talking about his house in Florida. They were like, do you use any of this? And he was like, no, I'm either in the kitchen or my bedroom or the gym.

Yeah.

And that's it. But his property is absurd.

Look how long that is. Wow.

Is this the one in Miami?

I think it's on the water Maybe Fort Lauderdale-ish area.

So many athletes live on the water in Fort Lauderdale.

That's nice. It's nice. I'd come over.

Bro, going from one end to the other.

Yeah, you better have a phone charger in because she'll be like, I'll see you guys in 10 minutes.

Even this house, I feel like Mariah was just saying we need intercom in here just because it's just how long it is.

All right. We'll close it out, go in the unwind. Yes, let's do that.

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