No, we're not. Uh uh. I did not drive all the way here from West Hollywood to not record. Absolutely not. I'm setting up my Christmas village tomorrow and I have to do it. I have to do it.

Matt, we wanted to do the Christmas village in here.

Really?

Yeah, on the table. Just kind of going around in the center.

You know what? I may have some extra ones this year because my village is gonna be smaller since I have just a smaller.

Place to work be for real. Patricia doesn't want you building a giant village.

She does want a little bit of it. She does want a little, but she.

Doesn'T want the whole thing.

No, she doesn't.

Yeah, I wouldn't either.

There's just not enough space and I got to die.

She's just probably worried that you're not going to put it back in the box after the holidays.

That's probably it.

Because that's something you would.

That's the worst Christmas villages. I've done it to myself. I've done it to myself.

And it's an expensive hobby that you decided to choose.

It was a Covid hobby, too. Like, we all just. What's it called? Like, you fixate on something and you think it's going to make you happy because you had so much time on.

Put the pressure on yourself. And you're known as the guy now.

So everybody's like, where is it? Did you set it up?

We want to see pictures.

Yes. And there's some pieces where I've spent money on them and I'm like, gosh.

Do you give advice to people through the dms about their Christmas?

A little bit. A little bit. Mostly I just offer support. Just start small and then get big as you go.

Don't spend $3,000 on the lumex.

Lemax.

Lemax.

What's your total kit running you?

Oh, boy. Well, I know what it's worth. I think it's definitely worth over $2,000, but I think I've only spent 1000.

And where do you live? None of you all know where to hit.

None of y'all's business. But it's going to be nice, somebody.

Breaking in and stealing your Christmas village.

You know what?

Better than my honestly take, don't take anything but my car.

I feel like anything Christmas related or holiday like, celebration themed should be off limits when burglarizing a house.

Yes. Don't be a grinch. Don't steal the whole damn tree with all the goosets.

And what's it just attaches it to the back of their car, and they just.

What were we just talking about? Oh, has anyone. We were talking about following on Instagram. You were giving Jordan a hard time.

Yeah, he follows me.

But have you ever realized that someone who you've been following for the longest time doesn't follow you?

I don't want to be a hypocrite. I've been in the same situation, too, where I feel like I've known someone for a long time. I just didn't follow them back. I don't know what it is. Sometimes I see the follow back button. I'm just like. And I'm too scared to press it. Right.

We got to be creators. Supporting creators. But then sometimes it's like, yo, I don't see you ir.

I wasn't even talking about creators. I was just talking about people in general. Yeah. Just people that I meet out. They can be really nice. But even back then, I would not follow somebody on Instagram after hanging out with them for one night. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I've always had a little wall.

I drunkenly follow people, and I meet them. I'm like, you're so awesome. We're going to hang out, follow.

And then you wake up the next morning, you go unfulfill.

There's just some people I need to, like, maybe clean sweep, but. Okay. But does it hurt your feelings when someone who you've followed and you guys have both followed each other for a long time, and then you check back in one day and you do the whole, are they still following me?

I'll call them out.

See? They aren't. You do call them out.

No, I'll call them out right now.

Oh, who is that?

There's just a few people that. I'm kidding. No, there's definitely some big influencers that do a whole cleanup. And I'll notice that they've unfold not just me, but it hurts a ton of other people. It doesn't really hurt. It only hurts when, you know, when it hurts. It'll hurt when I will go to their following. And they still follow everybody else.

You did something or they saw a post one day. They were like.

There'S some posts that I post that are just kind of, like, hard to see, and I understand that. So I get it.

And it's not like it's just like a quick little switch as you're scrolling through and you see it, you don't like it, and you just click it like, okay, done. You have to click on their page. And then there's steps to it.

There's some steps, and then you took.

The time to be like, no.

And there's one more little notification that says, are you sure you want to unfollow? And they go, yes, they did it.

Now, if they do unfollow you, do you still stay following them? Maybe they'll change their.

Most of the time I do. Most of the time I do.

Unless I'm so petty where I'm like, oh, I'm going to get them to really like me again. Yeah. I'll still keep comment on your pics. I'll support your small business, because I want them to realize, dude, and this is probably only two people in my life, and I won't say their names, but I'll be like, I want them to.

What are you doing, Mariah? She wants to see that support from you for her.

But I will. I hopefully realize later on going, damn, I should have unfollowed that guy was really nice.

Why did I unfollow him?

But I always put myself, like, when I see that, I always put myself. I've unfollowed before, and it's never really that deep. So now when I see other people do it, I just assume that it's just not that deep.

Okay. Yeah, it's not that deep. It really isn't. But how many people do you have blocked besides, like, haters?

A lot.

Yeah, I think just, like, just now.

Not in real life, I don't block.

Anybody anymore, but back then, maybe, like, six years ago, just whenever someone left anything nasty about me or my friends, I do not like when people are making fun, they're talking shit about somebody that I'm posting, like a friend or making fun of, just like, my cut. I don't know. Just anything. I take that to heart. I'm just like, fuck you. You don't need to be on my page. Yeah, make fun of me all you want, but do not come from my family.

Ain't that right?

Let's roll the intro, guys.

Yeah.

Come on.

All right, baby.

Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way tonight and what luck holds and straight.

Hey, we were just acting out. Blocking to being blocked.

You guys did something.

All right.

Welcome back to Zane, Heath unfiltered. I'm Zane.

I'm Heath.

I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah.

And we are on our crit. No, we're not.

What?

It's holiday season, baby.

We got all the festivities in the room.

We, Mariah, decorated this entire room of just, like, Christmas shit. It looks so. We got stockings. We got snowmen. We got reefs.

Where'd you get that porcelain tree?

Home goods.

Oh, my gosh. Those are kind of rare.

You know, I recently found out it's wreath, not reef.

You said that, like, a couple of years ago.

Yeah.

Still recent because it's still way too old to be real.

That's funny.

Wild, but yeah.

Anyways, you know what just topped the billboard chart? Number one? Boom, boom, lonely Christmas. Rocking around the Christmas tree. Brenda Lee's version, the one that came out in the 60s. She made that song when she was 13 and now sounds like she's 60. It's hit number one, and it makes her the oldest person to ever have a number one single at the age of 78. A song from the 60s.

That's amazing.

Wow. Wild.

Isn't that crazy? She was 13 years old, and she sounds like a grown woman.

That is pretty insane.

Lived a whole life. Crazy.

I love that.

Yeah, me too. That's really beautiful. What's up?

So Heath and I were live on Patreon, like, a week ago. So on the live now, you can bring people in to the main stage. So you can pretty much have a Facetime call while everybody's watching. They just put this feature in, so it was really sick.

And you're just randomly clicking people.

Yeah, we'll pick a couple of people every time we go live, and we'll.

Bring them on and just chat with them, answer questions, and just kind of, like, hang out on FaceTime. But everybody else on the live can watch us talk.

Yeah, and it's completely random. So people will raise their hands on the side, and we just pick a random person. So we pick this random kid, and he's like, hey, what's up, guys? Oh, my.

Gobble.

Energy through the roof.

Energy through the roof. And we were. I don't know if we were talking about it right before, but we brought.

Up how Zane's Lambo situation.

My lambo situation, how we got. Remember, I bought the car, and it was actually totaled. Like, it was not drivable, but I was still driving it around. I had to bring it.

And they disclosed that to him. He thought the car was fine.

Yeah. And I think we've talked about this before, this situation.

Right?

Of course.

So the kid goes, you guys are not going to believe it. I live right down the street from where you got that lambo, and it shut down because they got busted for.

Slinging drugs through the dealership in the cars.

Yeah.

And we're like, no way.

We don't believe you.

He's like, here come with me. He gets into his car, drives 30.

Seconds while he's online, and he's like.

No, you got to see this. No, don't worry, don't worry.

Like, it's okay. And he's like, no, I'm right here. Look at this. And he's on the live, and he's showing the dealership completely empty.

Whoa.

The dealership that sold me. And we thought they were still active.

But, yeah, apparently busted with an absurd amount of drugs in the car.

What kind of drugs? Cocaine.

That kid said.

To be honest, they sell, like, insane stuff, like paganis, bugattis.

I don't even know what a pogoni is.

So I was like, to be honest, if I was paying $2 million for a car, it better come with a duffel of coat.

Hey, we'll talk on the true coat. And the cocaine. It always reminds me. Remember Starsky and Hutch when they're having, like, the car auction?

But, you know, I've never watched it.

That's so up your alley. Starsky and Hutch, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson.

Oh, wait, they made two different. There's a classic, and then there's a remake, right?

It's, like the same thing with Dukes of Hazard. They just rebooted a. Oh, the reboot was amazing.

Dukes of hazard.

But, yeah, they did. Like, I don't know. That's, like, a big bit in the movie is there's.

You got a kilo of colombian bam bam.

Yeah.

But I was just so excited about that place being shut down, because karma's a motherfucker, man.

Do you think there was cocaine still in your car? Remember, it always smelled like gas.

Wait a minute.

Doesn't cocaine kind of have a gasoline, a diesel?

No, I actually remember people in my car saying, why does it smell like cocaine in here?

No, your car was just messed up, and it was probably leaking.

Leaking?

There was. I think there was cocaine in the engine. In the engine?

In my car. Can you imagine?

They were transporting illegal drugs in my car.

Could you imagine?

Good thing you didn't go down to Mexico for, like, a fun little trip, and next thing you know, you're just getting busted with all these dogs sniffing your. Had. Have you ever had a dog sniff your car?

No.

I feel like I told this story one time. I was leaving South Padre island with a bunch of friends in college for, like, spring break, and we were leaving in South Padre island. They do a lot of stops, and I don't think it's really for drug reasons. It's because it's just so close to the border that they have a lot of inspection zones. We pulled up at, it's almost like a border zone checkpoint.

Yeah.

And my buddies, they had been smoking weed, and they had the weed, and they give me the bottle of weed, and I had to put it in.

Why did you stuck with it?

I don't know. I was freaking out.

How old were you? When was this?

Freshman in college.

Wow.

And I remember getting out, and it was in a medicine bottle in my fucking.

That's where you usually put a man breathe. I could smell it. I could smell the medicine bottle.

My heart was weed pounding. I don't even know why I put it in my boxers. Because it wasn't my weed. It was my friend's weed. And I remember just sitting there on the side of this checkpoint, and they were sniffing around the car. And then my buddy had, like, hydrocodine, and he put the pills in the same crown royal bag in the back of the trunk with his pipes. So they find the pipes, and then they're like, whose hydrocodine is they pointed at then? No, no. One of my friend goes, oh, it's mine. And they go, what's your name? And he's, it's. I want to say my friend's name. Blake. And he's like, well, this is addressed to so and so. And then the other guy goes, wait, that's me. And he goes, so why did you just say these drugs are yours when they're.

Then your friends have to plan it out a little better. Heath and I would have that shit down. If we got stopped by the police.

And we had shit, I would do what?

It's his.

Oh, we'd come up with a plan.

Yeah. I would just never want to travel with drugs. I'm so fascinated. How much can. If you had just a gram of weed and you get pulled over and the dogs come, can the dogs no find.

I'm going to tell you right now.

Matt, I think it depends on what the dogs are, like, trained to sniff out. You know what I mean? Like, some of them are drug sniffing dogs, explosives, certain narcotics.

This is probably really bad for me to say right now. Whatever. You can pretty much sneak any type of substance like that through your back to the airport. All they care about, all airports really care about is just metal and weapons. Anything that could harm people on the plane.

That's what the dog, the dogs cannot smell.

Is that what you're talking about? Like in airports?

No. If you have a gram of weed in your car and they go, we're going to bring the dogs can that dog. And if you hit it really well, can the dog really find.

I would imagine if they had weed and go to the dogs trained through that in school, they would have to, I think, be like, on the spot or something. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And I think legally, if dogs are barking anywhere in your car, I think that gives them the right. Legally.

Is that true?

It's probably because the dog is barking at your car and they're supposed to be very well trained, but I would.

Just tell my dog to bark. You know what I mean?

Right.

Yeah. I don't know. That's kind of iffy line when it comes to dogs because you can really train a dog to do kind of anything if busted.

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Speaking of, I mean, has nothing to do with it but just drugs in general. Like a week and a half ago, right? My mom was in town. No, my mom didn't do any drugs. It was right before she came in. I was on my way home and on the highway. Guy is just swerving. It was the middle of the day. It was maybe like 02:00 p.m. Swerving really bad. Just as bad as that time that we saw that night after Nobu. And I was like, what is wrong with this guy? I'm driving up closer and closer and this guy is completely hammered. He completely intoxicated at the wheel. I was like, I need to follow this guy right now and call the police because he's going to kill somebody. It was that bad. This person is going to hurt somebody, run over somebody, kill somebody, something. So I follow him off the exit. We get to the light right before the street, our street, and he just passes out in the car. I drive by head on the wheel like that. I immediately park around at the gas station. I'm running towards the guy, and he didn't look like he was having like an attack or anything.

He really looked like he was on drugs or something. So I was like, right before I picked up the phone, I was like, a part of me felt really bad for calling the police. And you know, you should like, this guy's on the road, he's bound. So part of you that just feels so bad that you making this call is about to probably change his life. Felt really bad. Just wanted to mention that. Still called the police and gave description of the car. He's in everything. And people obviously started getting out of their car and banging on the window. He's not responding. And there's people that hold signs. They're just like on the side of the high, you know, when you get off the exit, people with signs asking for money.

Wait, was your mom with you?

My mom?

No, my mom just flew into the airport.

Oh, that would have been perfect if she was there.

Exactly.

I'm a firefighter.

Yeah, the sign lady, she bangs on the window, wakes the guy up, and she's, like, talking him for 5 seconds while I'm on the call with the police. And she's like, whoa, he's on meth. Like, she knew exactly what was going. She's like, honey, he's on meth, and screaming across the street.

That's wild.

What does meth smell like? I know it has a smell.

I think she was able to just tell the way he.

The way he was acting, the way he was.

Like, the way you smell.

A cook house or a meth house. You could smell.

No, sorry. She said heroin. She said heroin.

Oh, not meth. Oh, wow. Well, they say meth smells like, similar to glass cleaner, rotten eggs or cat urine.

Yeah.

Jordan, are you on meth?

As I'm on the phone with the operator sometimes before I continue the story, sometimes I just feel like these people on the other line, they are asking the most unimportant questions first.

Like, what did they. Is it a strategy to keep you on the phone longer?

I don't know. I thought what was the most important thing to give them the information was the street, the car, and the license plate. Once you got that, I think that's pretty much all you need to start getting there, right, to start having help arrive. And she was asking me all these questions about the driver, like, is he awake? Is he sleeping? Is he responsible? I'm like, can I just tell you where he is? He's in the car right now. I don't know if he's going to drive away. Just like, can you felt like a.

Rat already, but you didn't want to be, like, a super rat.

Yeah. Also, it's like you felt, hey, this is a time of the essence is here right now. Guy wakes up because people are knocking his window, he might freak out and just drive away.

Are they asking that just to see if they need to order? Get an ambulance as well.

They have to ask a bunch of questions. It feels like a lot, like, in the moment. But I remember when we called another time for that crash that we watched happen outside of the restaurant. They do keep you on the line. They try to make sure everybody's, like, cool comic collected. And then also just to get probably, like, a description of the guy just in case.

I'm not going to lie. I feel like they're always just nasty to me because I'm really just trying to help and give them the most amount of info I can. And they're just like, sir, we don't need that. I'm telling them something I feel like is important. They're just like, sir, look, just answer these questions. I'm like, but can I just tell you the street that he's about to drive off from?

Because I think.

And that's exactly what happened. He drove away. He's like, oh, well, he's gone. And she was almost, like, upset with me that I let him leave. And I was like, yeah, I was trying to give you.

He pulled into a spot.

He was on this, like, the exit. You know when you exit off a highway and then you make a right and then you're on a normal street. He was on that street off the highway.

Are you supposed to pull your car in front and block them so they can't drive away?

Definitely not. Then you're putting your own vehicle in.

So if you do see, like, a drunk vehicle and you get the license plate, you get the description, and you call that in, saying, like, this person's driving recklessly, even though you don't even keep up with them.

Yeah.

Do the cops then go follow up with that person? Be like, so we heard that you were drunk driving the other night. That's the thing.

I don't.

They can't pin you to that.

To the car.

Most people that if they do something, they make a run for it. And then you say your car was stolen. It's stupid.

Okay, but does it even at least go in record where, like, okay, yeah, we know that this white car with this license plate Honda Accord, someone called in and say this person was drunk driving and they didn't do anything about it. But the next time they maybe pull over that person, they see, like, well, someone did report a concerned call about this two weeks ago.

Maybe if they stopped him and put the license plate in, it'll probably show up as, like, this license plate was reported as a drunk driver was in it, or maybe. Or something like that.

Have you ever gotten in a car and you've seen that someone has, like, a breathalyzer thing in it? No, I've only one time.

I've seen it one time, too.

Yeah. And I was just like, what's that? And everyone in the car was like, matt, don't. Obviously, you know what it is. Let's not bring it up to the girl. And I'm like, why the fuck am I in this car? Then? But obviously she was like, sober.

But what was crazy to me is that he was doing that fucking bam, bam at 02:00 p.m. On a Tuesday. It was just like the wildest time.

The best time to do it.

And it was just make nap time all the time.

With heroin in that location, I was just like, I wanted to know so bad where he was coming from and where he was on his way to. It was just wild.

Yeah.

So part of me wanted to just follow him.

That shit probably felt like Chuck E. Cheese's, man, for him.

Oh, yeah.

Where you're like turning the wheel, but your car's like, not. It's like delayed turns. You can't keep it in the middle.

Of the road no matter what.

You see flag girls, like, in the corner going like, go, yes.

That is so bad. Shit.

You see him like, spinning cubes, getting boosts.

Man.

That was probably the ride of his.

Life before he fell asleep. That's terrible.

Wait till you get home, I guess. Just get off heroin.

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Grand theft auto.

Yes.

Six. Six. Whoo.

It looks unbelievable.

I honestly didn't even know that there was that much time in between both games.

Yeah, 2013 was the last.

Insane. Because I remember my whole childhood, I didn't really love playing the game. I loved watching other people play the game. I was, like, the biggest fan of watching other people. I felt like I was just watching a show and I didn't have to do any work.

I liked watching people play it, but I was such a little dork where I was like, can we not kill so many innocent people? I only liked doing the campaign, but when you would drive and hit people, I would feel terrible. Or just carjackets.

Yeah. Or just, like, slicing up an old lady. Or just like, oh, God, it would, like, ruin your day.

But it's just crazy to me how Florida. They made it, like, they hit it by city.

Was Florida right? No, they're in Florida again.

This is.

Again.

So the new one is, like, all of the environments in.

No, no, it's all Florida from the.

Keys all the way up to, like, past Okeechobee. But it's just crazy how perfectly just from that trailer, they captured Florida. Like, the people, the actions, the alligator, like, the guys with the face tatoos.

It's a meth.

It's so Broward county, it's not even funny. It's perfect.

Did you watch the trailer?

No, I haven't watch it after.

We'll watch it.

Look at this. Is a character in the game.

But wait, that's a digital person.

Yeah.

The graphics are unbelievable.

Wow.

And it's just crazy. Like, the cop cars are in the game or the cop cars that were around us our entire lives there. Exactly what they look like now.

Grand Theft auto. Like the campaign. Is everyone playing, like, the same mission, or are there different endings when you beat the game. Is it all.

I think it's always been the whole game. Like the story was one mission, okay. But most people just never. They completely fucked around.

Yeah. I never played the mission. Game changer, though.

I would just go on there. You know what I love doing? I think it's like the Arab in me. I would love to go on a skyscraper with like, a rocket launcher. Oh, my God. And just. They would send helicopters. Right? When you got that five star and the cops are all after you and you're on the skyscraper, that's when the helicopters start coming because people on the ground can get up to you, right? And those helicopters would come and you just start shooting fucking helicopters down. It was awesome. And you know what? When I played halo, all I wanted to do, the only weapon I always wanted was the rocket. I don't know why it was fun. Rockets are fun. Rockets are so fun.

I was such a little perverted kid, but I didn't really play it. I would watch people play it. I'd be like, can you get the hooker? Couldn't you? In grand theft auto, I remember you could go up like, you honk your horn at, like a sex worker. Pardon me, time to change.

It's a game.

It's a game. But I think. I don't know. But they would get in your car.

And then you would start rocking.

Yeah. You would go into a private alleyway and then they would just go.

It would move.

Did it affect your health? I think you lost money because you.

Had to spend pretty crazy that kids would play that game. It was like a lot for kids to play that game.

Yeah. Wasn't there. Wasn't there a strip club, too? And you could go into the strip club and they would like, dance in front of you.

I don't know. There was Jordan.

Was there?

The answer is yes.

Do you have to click Aab for your hands?

Push up arrow to throw the bills.

Hey.

Just like kids grew really quickly playing that game.

It's wild, the world of streamers, though. How many people play the game and you can role play different characters? There's a guy who's really funny on YouTube. He does the news. He has like a film camera going around and he goes around and interviews other people who are playing their characters. You can play a cop. All of it.

Dude, I cannot wait to see the campaign strategy this game has when it releases. It's like everything they're going to do. All the streamers are going to work.

So annoying. It doesn't come out till 2025.

And it looks, like, ready. I know you think they spent so much time on that trailer and they're just like, oh, now we have a year and a half to really complete the game.

How sick would it have been if they dropped it for the holidays? It seems like that's when you announce it, but I guess this just wait. 2025.

Yeah. For a game. It's not a movie. It's not like an anticipated long ass.

It is movie. It is way more anticipated probably than any movie.

It's the avatar of video games. Definitely.

Okay.

It's the biggest selling video game I think ever created.

The world. GTA day before the game comes out.

Stop.

Can you repodcast in Grand Theft Auto?

I think Joe Rogan is getting a channel in the game on the car station to listen to his podcast.

Whoa, you think we can get unfiltered on there? They're like, hey, we're not getting enough plays on the game. We're going to have to boot you out. We're like, no, no, we'll pay to be on there.

They're just not interested. They're like, we're good.

No. Can you send us the episodes where Mariah's in the episode, please?

Yeah, everything pre season five is what we'll do.

Yeah.

Thank you.

The radio shows, though, were really funny. I remember, like, in Vice City, there'd be like, two comedians. It was all like an act.

It was like a full thing.

Yeah, but they were funny. I can't even remember them.

But you know what they need to make? They need to make a Game of Thrones game.

Okay.

Why haven't they made one?

You can. That's what it is.

Fuck off. No.

If you wanted a Game of Thrones game, how would you want to see it go down? Would you want it to be related to the show or.

You're like your own character elements of the show. So you would start out like a little village boy. You start out like a village boy or village girl? Both. And then you would kind of make your way through the marshes and stuff. That's kind of where you start. Right. You start, like, in a village. That's usually how those games start.

Become a blacksmith.

Yeah, you have, like, a family. You start as a blacksmith. The blacksmiths get in, like, they get called in by a royal family to come in.

And because you make the best swords, and then you show them how good the sword is. But you beat a knight accidentally when you're like. And they're like, wow, this guy can fight too. And then you level up, and then.

You join the army. And then that's when you're like, in the army, you're riding dragons.

It doesn't work your way up to a high.

The world is Game of Thrones, but not necessarily the characters have to be in the show.

Okay.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

The characters could honestly all be different, but just like, as long as they have that theme, do they know wardrobe.

Open world game.

Yeah, exactly. Skyrim, I think.

Just let me fucking have this. I talk about Game of Thrones once every six months. Just work with me here.

Okay.

A Game of Thrones game.

A Game of Thrones game would be pretty awesome.

Thank you. All right, let's move on.

Hopefully the ending will be better.

That one that's coming.

Open world.

It's a concept.

Yeah. I've always seen concepts of the game, but even if they did have like. Yeah, it is kind of tough if you have the actual characters, can you.

Have to like Lord of the Rings. The video game was so good, though. I felt like on the PS.

Oh, yeah. I had never played about.

I remember it being out best crossover game was Shrek.

Oh, yeah.

I've never played that. Shrek was the shrek too.

The best.

Oh, yeah.

Were you shrek or donkey?

You could be the gingerbread man and you had like a peppermint stick be like, oh, man. Yeah. And you could get on top of donkey and you would just go, oh, yeah.

How would you get on donkey?

Like this.

Okay.

Ride that pony in the morning. I'm making waffles. Cool.

Oh, there's something. I don't know if you guys have seen it yet, but have you heard about what's going on with panera bread?

Yes. About the charged lemonades. Yes.

Do you know.

Wait, the charged lemonades.

It's like a caffeinated lemonade drink that is apparently super strong. There's a second person that just died from drinking it.

Yeah, he was like 40.

He drank three charged lemonades from a local panera and then suffered a fatal cardiac arrest on his way home.

And the thing is that they're saying is that on the little dispenser, wherever you get the lemonade from, it says charge lemonade, but it doesn't. Like, it should have a huge warning label saying, this is heavily caffeinated. And because Panera bread has these membership cards where you're like, in the unlimited.

Sip club and you could get as much.

As many as you want. And the first girl who died was like, I swear, 16, but she had like a heart condition. But she didn't know that this was that heavily caffeinated.

390 milligrams of caffeine.

No way.

Drank three of them. I think he was part of this program for free drinks or something like that, and he had been going there for a week straight leading up to this, and I think just going crazy on this. Charged lemonade.

Wait.

Per like, cup, a large lemonade contains 390 milligrams of caffeine.

That's way too much, dude.

That's more than pre workout.

That's, like, drinking nearly the FDA's daily safe limit.

How did they not. I thought they would think about that, I guess.

There's so many panera bread locations, and they're still dealing with this, like, first lawsuit of the first girl. They would drop. Don't serve it. Figure it out. Panera bread. There shouldn't be more like panera dead. Yeah.

Unbelievable.

I saw your brain going.

Charged lemonade.

More like charged manslaughter. More like charged first aid kit. We need one. I don't know.

Come on.

Lemonade? More like demonate, stupid.

Bottoms up.

And the devil laughs.

And the devil laughs.

They also have, like, other flavors, too, that are charged as well, I think.

Next there was, like, the mango one.

The sleepy mango, like bango with your heart.

Heart attacks scare me.

They really do.

I don't want to laugh about it.

Because I hate thinking about the. Sometimes if you ever think, oh, my God, my heart's beating, or think about it, but then when you start focusing on it makes you go crazy.

Do you ever watch the guy in WWE that had the heart attack in the ring? I remember announcer guy. Oh, so he comes in and he's, like, screaming, and then he's, like, grabbing his left arm, which is, like, a sign that you're having a heart attack. He's, like, grabbing, then he sits down, then he starts breathing really heavy, and then people are like, they didn't know if it was, like, a bit because it was, like, the whole thing. They're, like, hyping stuff up and. Yeah, it was just insane. And they had to get them medical help.

That's scary. Then that happened to, like, one of the real housewives. Lady or. I can't remember who it was. Somebody doing stand up. Yeah. And she was talking about getting a Covid shot, and then she, boom, faint. She has, like, a stroke.

I honestly thought that was a bit, but I was like, she fell way too hard.

The audience was a comedian, and everyone's, like, laughing, and people are like, oh.

No, I guess Jesus loves me. The most?

Yeah.

Was that the last line she said?

Yes. She said something triple vaxxed, boosted. Boom.

I guess Jesus loves me the most.

Or something like that right now. That was real, that whole thing. I'll try some more people. I feel like it's still like nobody's really seen that, how crazy that video is. It's not like just a normal stand up. And she says, that last line is crazy. Jesus loves me most.

Oh, man, that's wild.

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Wait, I thought these are just Jordan.

These aren't just red or colorful. Eminem's.

That's my first time I've ever seen a Jordan almond.

What is a Jordan almond?

It's like a jawbreaker covered almond.

Is there a nut inside? Well, obviously it's an almond.

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Oh, fuck. They're supposed to be like this?

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Is this how you're supposed to eat it?

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Feels like a tooth.

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Have you ever used a nutcracker to crack a nut?

No.

Yes, you have.

Growing up, we had a nutcracker.

Was it, like, made to crack nuts or did it just look like a Normal nutcracker?

It wasn't a Christmas nutcracker. I can show you what it looked like. It's like a woman, a wooden woman. And you, like, open her leg.

No way. It was her legs.

That'll do it. Oh, we have this one.

That is what my mom did every night, laying on the couch. She would lay sideways on the couch and just do these.

And crack nuts?

No, she would just do these on the couch. I don't know if she thought it was a workout.

Oh, we're sitting on some gold here. $60.

Damn. But is she a polynesian woman?

She is.

That's what the description says for the people listening.

That's crazy how they put in there. It's not just a woman.

I think it's like a South Pacific thing.

Oh, okay.

A proper, like, when you crack a nut and you eat, like, a real nut that comes out of a nut. They're really good.

What nuts are those?

I don't know. I've had them at a party before.

Like a walnut.

Like an actual nut where you have to use that.

Is it a chestnut?

Oh, chestnuts. Yeah.

Does it taste good?

Yeah, very good.

Or the almonds? Yes, I love almonds, dude.

I fucking love almonds.

Chestnuts. Yeah. Chestnuts are so good.

Not jerry almonds, though.

Or like, remember in Italy they had chestnut stations and you get hot chestnuts.

Those are on an open fire.

But no, all nuts come in a.

Yeah, yeah, it's a nut. It's the seed.

Are you talking about peanuts?

I've never seen, like, an almond in a shell, though.

Wait, are nuts, seeds.

No, a seed is a seed. What's inside the seed is the nut. But you're eating like a sunflower seed. It is still like a. You can plant a nut and that is a seed. Seeds are nuts.

Wow, look at the almond shell that.

You never saw that before. Oh, I have. Yeah.

I've seen in Lebanon, we'd have those all the time.

Wow.

Oh, my God. The green go up. We eat those all the go down, down. What is that?

That is an almond. But it hasn't, like, it'd be like.

White when we opened it. It'd be white and it'd be like, sweet. This is crazy. I did not know those were almonds. That's wild morale. You brought me back.

But nutcrackers had to have been just like all the rage one year for Christmas wise. Like, kids must have been running around with those things, like, cracking.

But why do they call those Christmas like nutcrackers? Is it because they use their mouth?

Yeah, there's the thing on the back, and you put the nut in the mouth and you crack it. But now they're mostly decorative. But there had to have been go.

How did it go from that to being a decorative.

I think, what was it, a play, right.

The Nutcracker.

I think that made it popular.

I didn't even think about that.

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Have you guys heard about the food digger scams?

The what?

Food digger scams.

What is that?

There's people that are on dating apps, pretty much restaurants that are posing as people looking for a date. And a lot of girls are experiencing this right now where they'll match with somebody and the person will set up a date, have them meet them at a restaurant, and they get there and they'll unmatch them. And then nine out of ten times the person who got stood up, they'll most likely just end up eating or getting a drink there. And people are finding out that restaurants are doing this to bring business into their. Whoa. Isn't that crazy? And they've been exposed. There was this cafe that was. There was a lot of restaurants doing it in India where they would pose as the restaurant that they're trying to grow.

That is so cruel, so nasty.

And I'm surprised that it works because I thought most of the time.

They.

Would feel so down or feel so embarrassed that they would just leave and go home, but I'm surprised that they.

Would just stay there. I think that you're sitting there, you probably get a table, you're like, I'll have a drink and wait. And then you're still waiting. And then you're like, all right, I guess I'll.

Maybe it's the waiting part. Okay, so they're getting drinks as they wait, and then that just makes them just, wow. Yeah.

Digger scam.

There was a girl on TikTok, she met another person at the same restaurant that she was at that went through the same thing. She got stood up by her match at that restaurant.

Was there some guy in the back who's like, hey, how are we? Who just.

We had a lot of guests this month.

Oh, you guys got stood up. Well, can I get you a drink?

I just wonder.

Place super nice. So then you're in already kind of annoyed, sad mood, and then the waiters are in on it, too. So they're like, no, we'll take care of you, don't worry. And they're like, that restaurant was really nice. They were very accommodating.

Oh, wait, that's like, great. If I was stood up on a date and I was just taken so well, so well taken care of, I'd.

Be like, I'm going to go back.

I would come.

They were so sweet to me.

That's smart.

This is kind of like, hit them when they're down.

Yeah, it's so bad. But it's like a perfect scam. Like, whoever thought of it. But it's wild how it's taken off. So did someone hear about it through another person? Like, hey, have you heard about the digger scam? It's a way we get people into our restaurant. You got to try it at yours. Where is that exchange and flow?

And if you're spending enough time on a dating app, you could probably squeeze out a good two to three dates a day, like a night. In order for it to be worth it, they got to be bringing more than two to three tables a night. Because is that even worth it, having that many?

Like, I'm sure there's a lot of lonely men that would match with somebody on a dating app. Go on a date immediately if the girl was like, hey, there's this really cool spot that I go to.

Yeah, you want to meet? Definitely restaurants. Definitely more men, because the ones I saw were women being stood up, but I'm sure they're getting more men than ever.

A guy would be like, well, I'm pissed. Give me some food. Give me a beer.

A lot of drinks. A lot of drinks.

A lot of drinks. Yeah, for sure.

Oh, yeah. And then they'll get the guys when they're down, too.

Do you think the profiles don't look like a catfish person?

The thing is that there's still quite a few dating apps that you can catfish pretty easily. But then the newer ones, it's just so you cannot. As soon as you put that picture up, I feel like it just gets flagged from the system or you have to do so much verification on these apps now with your own face.

And, like, I know it's wild, like, dating apps. I don't know anything about how it is these days. And also, it's the best, though, when you get a screenshot from a friend who has got matched with one of your friends, and they're like, do you know this guy? Best feeling ever. Because I'm like, I do. They're a great friend. Did you guys match. And they go, I did. And then you're like, all right, good. Well, I approve of them. Do you need me to maybe put in a good word for you?

It makes you feel better, feel safe.

But a girl I know, she reached out to me and she showed me one of my friends, and she goes, yeah, but I had him in rose jail. And I was like, rose jail? Do you know what Rose jail is? None of us are on dating apps, but I think it's, like, on hinge. Can we look up what Rose jail?

Okay, I'm not on hinge.

Okay.

I was about to feel really sad.

A rose is an enhanced form of a like button and indicates you are especially interested in the person. If you send a rose, you go to the top of the person's likes.

So it's a super like.

So you only get one free rose each week to share with others. But you can buy more starting at 399 each. All right. Okay, but what is.

I'm guessing that means there's people that bought that to be at the top, so they're only seeing the same people. Does that make sense? Like, if you got 50 dudes that are doing this rose thing to be at the top of your feed, you're stuck going through the people that keep forcing them at the top, and that's.

Like, you're in jail.

Right.

But I guess it's kind of like an honor to be like the girls in Rose. The girls in Rose?

I thought the guys are taking advantage.

Of the rose because she keeps scrolling through these same guys that are paying for the top. Does that make sense?

Yeah.

Okay, right? You think we're right about.

Well, that was my guess.

That makes sense, though.

Oh, yes. She said he was in my rose jail. Ha. I did not send Rose. But he's cute. No, I think. No, you're right. We're like. She noticed that he sent her a rose, but she didn't send a rose back. But she thought he was cute.

I need somebody to release a dating app that's just, like, a little bit more fun.

What are you on?

I'm not on any dating apps.

Right.

I go on Rya sometimes.

Okay.

I only get, like, twelve swipes a day. You know how Rya is, like, twelve swipes a day. It's nothing. I'll go on. No, I don't really go on anything else. But Riah, right now, have you ever.

Talked to a big celeb on Riah?

No, they don't come across my feed.

Isn't it weird? Like, certain celebrities who they live such a glamorous life. We know them from the movies, and then you find their Instagram, and you're like, yo, they need to get an assistant on this shit because they're like, the hell. They'll be, like, facetooming. Like, they'll be facetuned out there, like, just like a. Mom.

There's a lot of good pictures of you out there.

They're still doing, like, the OG Instagram filter, dude.

It's crazy.

They're still rocking Valencia.

Yeah. Where's your friends? Some advice?

Yeah, help them out.

That lo fi edit.

I'm not going to lie. My mom uses that. She'll put this, like, crazy. I was like, mom, you don't really. Mom, you look beautiful without it, but.

It'S, like, the one. It's, like, crazy.

Like, mom, where'd you even find that? Where'd you even find that filter from?

Mom's will be taking selfies like this, like, dead on.

Just move it. My brother would have the selfies with the. He'd wear the Oakley glasses, and he'd be like this driving.

Oh, no, that is the.

He used to have those. That was like. The girls would have that, and then the guys would have the side profile.

If you had tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of money, what would be, like, the most ridiculous thing you would want in your house? Just, like, unlimited, or is there, like, a weird, luxurious feature that normally you would never get?

Good question.

But something that you're like, oh, if I had it, I'd want that.

Something attached.

DJ booth or you have, like, an elevator garage.

I think an elevator is always cool to have.

Yeah, but I think elevators in the home are tacky now.

No, there's a difference. Not like those regular elevators. Like, a really sleek see through ones are, like, kind of Circular. You have to make it look like.

Your main grand entrance. Stairs. Goes around an elevator.

No, it's kind of hidden off to the side, but it doesn't look like a. You know, what's an apartment elevator?

A cheap feature that if you have something on the second floor, it's like a grocery elevator. So when you get into the garage, you pull in, and it's, like, thinking that. It's not like a dumb waiter.

Yes.

Basically, you throw all your grocery bags into the thing, and then you go upstairs to your kitchen, and you push it, and then it pulls all your grocery.

Oh, home alone three.

Exactly.

They have that. Yes.

Like the little chute thing.

That's cool.

Yeah.

You know, like, the diving boards. Like, the high ones, though. Like a platform high diver with the Olympic.

Really? Your kids would be courageous.

That seems fun.

In ground trampoline.

Trampoline would be cool.

I've always wiggled. I want a carousel in the house. Oh, I did. I have said that house. No, but, like, far on my property in the yard. You can't see it from the house, but we can get on golf carts and go to the carousel late at.

Imagine you hearing that shit in the middle of the night.

How fun would it be to have cocktail on a carousel late at night?

I guess.

I think it would be kind of fun.

Okay, that's a good podcast name.

Carousel.

Cocktails on the carousel.

Oh, okay.

Sounds like american horror story episode.

Cocktails on the carousel.

Yeah, I love that door for the groceries or whatever. We saw that one, and then there was a couple of houses that we saw that had the same thing. Instead of like, the little elevator, but it was from the garage. There's a mini door that goes into the pantry, so you just drop all.

The groceries into the pantry.

Oh, that one's good.

Have you ever been in someone's house and actually used an intercom system? That was like a really common.

The lori drivehouse had an intercom system.

I used to use it in my old house in Florida when we were younger.

Was it because you couldn't hear someone? Is the point of an intercom system to just say, hey, dinner's ready? What is the point of the intercom.

System if the house is small enough where you can yell from across the house?

Right.

We mostly did it just for the sake of feeling like we were on walkie talk, you know?

What if the first intercom was like, when you walk in, if you have.

On the east coast, there's a lot, like, in the basement and upstairs. So it's like, come upstairs or, like, clean up?

You had.

No, no.

Did your school growing up have, like, obviously there's an intercom system where the people would talk to the school. But did your teacher ever talk back to the person on the intercom? No.

We had movies all the time.

We had that in school. If a kid was acting up and just walked out of class, the teacher would go up and press this black button, and the person be like, hello. And they'd be like, yeah. We just had, wait, I've never seen.

That in a movie, and I've never seen that in real life.

Oh, and I've never even heard of. It was like, talking to God. It was the strangest thing. The person could tune into the room and hear the room. No.

Yeah, it was only. And no, they would never use that to talk to our classroom. That was for the whole school.

They could do it by classroom.

No, we didn't even have the by classroom.

Oh, wow, that's crazy.

The teacher would just get a call and then they would answer the phone, and then.

That's okay.

No, the one where it's by classroom. I've seen that in movies where they would report, like, please go to the principal's office, but they would never be able to talk back.

Yeah, in school they were able to talk. All right, do it. Did you ever get to do the morning announcements?

I know you did.

Yeah, I did, but only a couple of times. But sometimes, like, a select kid could go up to the office and they would do the pledge.

No, I got bullied in school too much. I wouldn't be able to survive that.

You used to go up and do the pledge?

Yeah. Certain kids would get selected every single day. There would be like one fifth grader, a third grader, and you would all show up.

I think in my elementary school there was something where you got to. It was like a privilege to get it. You didn't always get it, maybe, but you got to go to the behind the scenes of where they would do it. And we would do like a puppet show for the morning announcement.

Broadcast it on all the tvs.

Yeah, we had like a puppet. I remember doing the puppet show. Yeah, it was like, streamed to all the t. I'm like having flashbacks right now. But, yeah, you would give the menu for what's going to.

Yes.

You would give the menu for the day, for lunch. Oh, my God.

Yeah, we did it Tuesday. Did you go to Central park? Yeah. You don't remember when we brought the.

Tv out and they had the puppet show?

You guys did puppet show, too?

We did a puppet show, too. Yeah, it was right after the pledge of allegiance.

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We love saw. I laughed so hard. I saw on TikTok that United Airlines is coming up with a new system with how they're boarding passengers on planes and they're doing the. So they board first class and first class passengers first, obviously. And then they're going to board window seaters first in every row.

I don't like that.

Then middle how it should be. No, but think about people that get seat number five and they're aisle cedars. They're not getting on the plane until like.

Right. But all those windows, it makes the whole process go by faster. They did this on MythBusters a long time ago.

Oh, really?

They did it because if somebody has an aisle seat and they get seated first, and then the window seat comes, they have to get up, block the whole way to let the person in. They're putting their bags up.

Now, how does it work for people for bags, for baggage?

That's a good question. Because what if you get down there and then all those people who've gotten.

Their window aisle seaters are never going to get like that.

I'll see probably people, they're going to be like, we're just going to check your bag.

Yeah.

Which I hate.

I think that's good.

I kind of like it.

I like it because I'm a window seater.

And plus, they take off at the right time. So it's like the same amount of time, just a different system.

But then if you're a window seat, hopefully you don't have a layover. Like, if you're running late, are they going to deplane like that or is it just going to. No, they would just deplane everybody then at the same time?

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you one of the ones that stand up as soon as the plane lands?

No.

And then you're, like, standing there waiting, though.

But sometimes I'll be like, no, I'm not getting up. And they'll be like, fuck, fine.

I know people talk about all the time. It's like a broken record every time I hear. But it is crazy that, like, 97% of people on every flight are standing up immediately.

Sometimes people need to do it for their bones.

No, trust me, because I'm looking.

I'm like, you just sat on the.

Flight for 6 hours. You can wait five more minutes.

There's people for the line to catch up to where you are, and they're not stretching. They are opening up the top compartment already, and they're ready to grab, like, bro, chill out.

You know what pisses me off? When the one row behind me tries to squeeze out by me and get ahead of me.

So fucking rude.

Wait your turn or, no, I obviously let them through, but I make it very clear that. Hey, that was just.

You say that?

No, I just said. I don't say anything.

Oh, my bad, my bad.

But the demeanor I give as they're walking by, I'm just like, or I'll do the thing.

I'd look at all the other passengers like, can you believe this guy? And they're like, I know.

Villainize them.

Yeah, that's such a good feeling when, you know, other people saw somebody else being in the wrong and you give that look and they're like, I was.

Just thinking, there's always that person that slams their head, and everyone obviously sees.

It, and everyone's like, ooh, ooh.

You okay?

Don't say anything.

Don't acknowledge it.

Do you thank the pilot every time you get off a pilot?

I do, yeah, I do.

Lately, yeah, I've been doing it now every time. I've been very good about, like, looking him right in the eye going, thank you.

Thank you.

I don't do the up down, but I just do.

Thank you.

But don't do it too weird. Thank God you got us here safely.

You know, pilots have trading cards. Did you hear about this? No, what? Saw this TikTok of a guy going up to a pilot and saying, hey, do you have any trading cards? And the guy goes, actually, I think I do. The other pilot does hold on, and he comes back and they have trading cards for the plane that you're on. But I don't know if it's just for kids, so maybe, like, adults shouldn't really be going up asking for the trading cards. But you can collect the cards of all the different planes that you. Yes. Look at those. Those are kind of cool.

That's math. Fucking weird and white. Why?

Just for fun. It's a collectible. Is it only Delta? Maybe it's only. I think it's only Delta that does it. But that's fun.

Ain't nobody collecting spirit cards. Shit's going in the trash, heath.

Spirit's coming back. Just wait.

I don't like the. Can you put my bag up for.

Yeah, like, well, if they're old.

No, it's not the old people.

Sometimes I feel guilty where it's a person who's a total stranger and they're like, and it's a woman, and they're like, putting up their bag. I'm like, I should help. But then I'm like, but I don't know you.

A lot of people don't like you touching their stuff. That's why I never try not to offer, because I know a lot of people are iffy with that.

Yeah, I never know. But then all those people are looking at you, they're already in their waiting.

If I do, I make sure I'm not touching parts where they would, like, be. Like, I would touch everywhere but the handle. You know what I mean? Because the handle is the handle. I try to touch everywhere else because.

They touch the handle.

No, just to make them feel better that I'm not touching the handle.

You know, I had.

When I was in elementary school, I had this really weird thing where you got touched? No. Every day, my backpack, my mom would zip it closed before I would leave for school.

Okay.

And in my sick, young, twisted mind, I would never touch the zipper because it was the last thing that she touched. Because if something happened to her, I wouldn't want to ruin the last thing that she touched of mine. So I would open my bag by prying at it to try to get the zipper to open, and it was every single day, she would zip my bag, and then I would bring it to class.

That is so cute.

How long did you do this for?

It was, like, all through elementary.

Wow.

I don't know why that was, like, even going through my brain at such a young age.

That's OCD, babe.

And then to get it back closed, I would try to slide it without touching it.

That's really cute.

I don't know.

Because you thought if something bad happened to her, it was the last thing she touched. Yeah.

Like, if she died or something. And it just, like, was this pre.

911, or were you doing this pre 911, or do you think this was a post 911 thing?

Pre.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

My mom has a big thing about she doesn't. Like, she can never keep her makeup out because she had a cousin who died, and that was the toughest thing, is that she had to go clean up her room with her makeup out, and that was really hard for her. And she just never wants anybody to have to clean up her makeup if she died, like, her makeup out. It's a routine my mom has, and she always says that she's like, I just never leave the makeup out. It's a big thing for her, is about leaving makeup out because her cousin died, and it was like, her makeup was out, and it was very hard for her.

Interesting.

She doesn't want anyone to go through that.

Yeah.

I don't want to talk about 911, though. But I do. I just found this out recently when it comes to hijacking planes. Sorry.

Okay.

For any future people that ever want to do that, ever since 911 hijackers. Before 911 hijackers would hijack a plane. Right. And then the pilots would just obey their orders. And then right after 911, the day 911 happened, that next day, they made a rule where if a hijacker hijacks a plane, whatever they do on that plane, they cannot open the door. They cannot open the door. That hijacker will shoot every single person on the plane, and the pilot cannot open that door. He just needs to get there because everyone's assuming that they're going to crash a plane somewhere. Everyone's on the plane is going to die anyways.

And they're going to kill more people.

And they're going to kill more people.

Right.

Which is such a crazy thought of knowing that a hijacker has not killed anybody on the plane yet and you are just.

But now it's so assuring because now hijackers go, what's the point of hijacking a plane if we're not even going to be able to get access to the cockpit?

It worked. And it worked.

You know, I also learned that when the pilots do come on the plane, that the flight attendants will intentionally pull out the service cart to block anybody from getting access to it once the pilots are entered because it gives them.

Like an extra little second just to make it to that.

Ut won the big twelve championship, by the way.

That's incredible.

Amazing, Matt.

Yeah, pretty great. Pretty great. We're going to the playoffs, too.

Are you going to go to the playoffs?

No, it's on New Year's Day and I will not be going to it.

Why not?

It's all the way in New Orleans and I already have a trip plan.

What better way to spend New Year's.

Than I've already gone to the Sugar bowl before. But if they win that game, then they're going to go the big, big playoffs and then I'll try my best to go to that game.

Is the Sugar Bowl super candy themed?

It can be very candy themed. No, I don't think it is. I think it's just the name of the bowl. There's Rose bowl, cotton Bowl, sugar bowl, fiesta bowl, crack bowl. Yeah, we went to the Rose bowl one time.

Remember that?

Yeah. I remember texting my dad and my brother being like, I'm at the Rose bowl and they're like, what the hell?

Yeah, it was my third time there. No big deal.

That's right.

How's it been being engaged for a week?

I already asked that question.

Oh, it's almost two weeks now, right?

Is it really?

Thursday will be two weeks.

Yeah, I almost spilt it. Wait, did you guys announce it on Sunday or Saturday? Saturday.

Sunday morning?

Sunday.

It was Sunday. And I was having a drink on Saturday and there was a fan who came up saying how much they love unfiltered. I was like, get ready for the next episode. And Patricia was like, stop. She was so funny, wheezing my arm. And I was.

Thinking, you could trust one person, but it takes one person.

Just. But I kept it zip. But I gave her a look. I was like, get ready. I said, there's some exciting.

We were also excited to post that. The clip of them surprising you on social media, TikTok. And I was like, oh, we're good. We'll just wait till it comes out. Somebody already took it from Patreon and posted crushed.

Crushed. Okay. I thought, Patreon can crack down on that.

I know. The thing is that she was smart. She filmed it from her phone and showed, like, the. Showed the laptop. Yeah, baby, I know you're watching right now. I see you, the culprit. I sent that screenshot right to Heath.

I exposed your ass. And we reported it to the cyber police.

What was her name? I'm going to call her out.

Do it. Call her out. Why not?

You know who you are? You're probably trembling right now.

Set an example.

Trembling.

She's like, please.

Yeah. You know who's watching, too? Patreon, too. They're going to get your account. Let's see. Miss Juicy. Miss. Hold on.

Wait a minute.

Where'd she go? Oh, there you are.

Now, everybody, Miss Annie, everybody thinks you're going to start calling people out. That screen record and start posting stuff. Didn't give you a shout out.

Honestly. I mean, honestly, after this episode, you could really start.

You can really start posting anything.

This is the only one that was like, a secret. Secret.

But so many people in the comments were like, oh, my God. Wait, where's this on the Patreon? They go, it's so worth the membership. I saw so many people.

Okay, well, thank you, Annie.

All right, shall we close it out, boys?

Let's close it out.

Let's do it.

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Stop it.

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