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How are you doing?

I'm good. I'm not going to lie. I didn't wake up in the best mood. I woke up, I was like, I don't want to get out of bed today. Just like real down.

It happens.

But, yeah, we're in a new house, obviously. Like, I'm super happy. We're excited to be there. But for some reason, I'm just kind of waking up like a little cranky and I don't know why is it.

Because there's a lot to do on the to do list.

Yeah, it's just. We're just overwhelmed. It's been nonstop. We haven't really.

It's sun up to sundown. We're doing shit around the house, and I think I'm going to bed, like, extremely tired. And no matter how much sleep I get, I feel like I'm not well rested. So I'm waking up. Like, I really just want to go back to bed right now. And then once I'm up and we have, like, coffee and everything, I'm like, okay. Getting a little bit better.

That's good. So for me, I just feel like. And I feel like you guys probably feel this too. I feel like someone's out to get me.

How so?

Just certain times. I don't know. I just feel like somebody is sitting there waiting to get me. I've been a lot waiting to end me. I don't know.

It's an impending doom feeling.

Yeah.

I have a similar fear lately where I feel like I'm about to get hit by a car or something is about to explode around.

Just knowing that car accidents happen just so frequently. I've been thinking a lot about that, too. I'll just be driving, and every time I pass an intersection, I tighten my whole body, and I pretty much just wait for somebody.

Just, like, almost, like, crossing, like, railroad tracks. Like, you look for a train, but you're still not sure if a train is coming. Yeah, I know.

Yeah.

And then also because of that weird little, tiny fender bender that I happened over seven months ago, my insurance went up on my car too much where I still need to call them and figure out what's going on because she never even did a counterclaim or anything. But I've been so paranoid driving. I'm like, I cannot be hit by anybody.

When it comes to that situation, when you get into a car accident and you both decide to take care of it, just without calling in and just get it fixed, you pay them. Is that considered, like, fraud or not? Fraud? No, that's legal, right?

Yeah.

Okay. I thought for some reason, I thought it was illegal. It was something, like, taboo.

If you did it because you don't.

Want to get the insurance companies involved because it will affect your monthly.

Exactly. But if the insurance companies found out that you did that, isn't that, like, would that be bad?

No, I don't think so.

Somebody got hurt. If someone got hurt paying them off, that's where I feel like.

No, but there's people that are just, like, that get into car accidents and everybody's fine. It's just like a small fence. And they're just like, no, we got to tell the insurance. It's like, why would you do that? You're going to make everybody.

The thing is, both people don't want to do it because, one, it's a mark on your car. So if you do a carfax, it shows that you've been in an accident. It's going to lower the value. If it's an easy repair that's just like a little tiny dent. You would just be like, here's a couple of. Get the dent removed.

Do you think the people that do want to put it through insurance, is that because they're just pissed off at them for hitting them, for ruining their day?

It's mostly, I think, if it's like a major accident.

No, if there's a major accident, you have to put it through insurance. You can't beat around because that's just like over $30,000 worth of damage on the car. If it's like a big accident like that. So I get that.

But if your rate goes up so much and you calculate how much the rate went up, you're like, well, I should have just paid for the little thing.

Even though somebody hit you, your insurance is going to go up.

Exactly. Which is why I would never. I would just.

Right, yeah. It all depends on the scenario.

Complicated.

Kind of like how that guy felt when I just blacked out. Remember, that was why, to this day, I feel so bad for him. He probably felt so safe on the road, and now he's just like me, just constantly watching for somebody to just veer into them. Veer right into them. Just ruin his whole day.

Wait, when did this happen?

It's a small thing of trauma. What?

You hit a guy?

Yeah. Do you not remember this? Remember when I was like, guys, literally, I just blacked out and I just swerved right into this guy, but I wasn't like. And my mind just wasn't on anymore, and I just crashed right into it. This is the one where I was on my way to the doctor for my anxiety.

Was this with your Tesla? Yes. Oh, boy.

Yes. Remember we're like, oh, you should pull up the footage. But the sentry camera just was not on that day. That camera, just like, half the time, it just doesn't want to turn on. Doesn't make sense. It should be on at all times, just in case.

Yeah. Is it like a membership you have to pay for to make sure it's recording.

I think it all depends on maybe the battery on your car or something. I don't think my battery is, like, low power mode. It was like, low power mode or something.

I have a phone percentage question I wanted to ask you guys. Do you like seeing the number percentage?

I have number.

You have number?

Always.

What's the other option?

No, I want to see a number.

No, give me the number.

See, the number makes me go too squirrely. I'd rather, like, eyeball it. So I'm like, okay, I'm good. But if you're giving me the digit and then seeing it go down all the time, no, I need to mess.

So it sounds like you probably look at the bar. When it's halfway full, you just charge it again because there's no way you get.

Because, I don't know. My phone has never died on me in my life, but when I'm going out, I'm always thinking, it's like, going to.

Your phone has never died on you in your life?

No, not in my life. But I guess not in the past five years.

You should turn off your phone sometimes.

So I'm just going to go out and party until it dies?

No, think about it. Your device being on for five years, pretty crazy.

I mean, I've turned it off sometimes.

Okay.

It's been acting weird.

Okay, good.

Hard reset.

But sometimes, if it's down to 20%, I'm not taking any more photos. I'm not looking at TikTok for the rest of the day. Like, if I'm out and about, and I know I'm not.

No, I run that, like, my gas tank. I'm like, keep going until it's going.

Okay, maybe I should go to the numbers.

It makes you feel alive because you can be so precise.

We pay way too much money for those phones to not let it run to its level.

Like new cars, they give you how many miles until empty. It's fun to see that, because sometimes I'll look at my tank and be like, damn, I'm about to run out right now. And then it's like, you've got 50 miles. I was like, I can get to Zane's house ten more times.

Jeez, I love a challenge. I've let my car completely run out of gas three times in my life.

I've never done.

That's bad.

Three times.

That's bad, right? I was on my way home. I had, like, two more turns left.

And I'm like, yeah, what happened?

Does it make a sound?

Does it go like a cartoon.

No, it just dies.

Like, oh, my gosh.

That's really.

Does the gage, because I've heard that even if you get down to 0 mile, you can still drive, like another 25.

Oh, easily.

But does the gage go, like, to bonus mode? Does it keep going or does it below the mod?

I ran that shit to the last drop.

There should be like, an alarm that goes off once it runs out that says like, you're an idiot.

You're an idiot. It was my g wagon, too. Heavy ass car sitting on it.

Were you driving home?

Because I was driving home, but then.

If it was, you'd have to go.

Get gas in the morning and haul.

Up a gas tank.

Or, like, back then. I'm lazy now, but I was real. Just wait till last minute. Wait till the last second every single time.

Are you guys fill up like half a tank at a time or do you just go get full?

No, I'm guilty. I do half a tank because I always think I'm going to find a better deal somewhere else. Or I think maybe the economy is going to get really great, like next week, in the next couple miles.

Yeah.

Or sometimes. I know gas is cheaper on this side of the hill compared to being in the thick of West Hollywood. So I'm like, I'll wait till I'm in the valley because I'm like, I don't need to fill it.

Yeah. And back then, all the time, like, especially with the work, I was working, I had to drive to Miami all the time. And I only had just so much money to. Only I would always fill it up, like quarter, half. And that sucked because I was in my Mitsubishi galant.

My whistle whiskey.

And that thing guzzled my gas, dude. Gas was expensive. I was paying.

Like, that car was the definition of a hoopdy.

You remember that car? I can't remember the side view mirror hanging off.

What kind of car?

It's Mitsubishi Galant.

Oh, I remember those.

Yeah, I had like, a light, light gray one with the line in the middle.

That's a boat, Matt.

You know how much I paid for my first car?

Less than $5,000.

$3,000 for my first.

And I wouldn't believe it, thinking that.

I was never going to have a problem with it.

Zay. Mine was 2800.

My transmission went out the first five months. The first five months transmission. You know how much your transmission is?

Like 15, $20,000?

Like $4,000.

Oh, boy.

Guess what?

It was a totaled car.

It was legally a totaled car.

Ask for the carfax.

Cash for clunker. Yeah, I didn't get it because I didn't want to spend money on somebody checking up on my car to see if it was worth it.

But it also had this giant green exhaust tip hanging off the back of it.

Green?

Mine?

Yes. How do you remember this?

Because I remember looking at it and I was like, that looks like a Flanagan's cup.

Oh, yeah, the back of your car.

It was so big and disgusting. And it was one of those that was like, the weed eater cars, man.

I started from the bottom that was.

Like, did you pay for it for yourself? Or was your bubba, like.

No, I saved up and paid for it.

I'm calling him my bubble.

Yeah.

Or was your, like, bubba?

No, I saved up everything, dude. I paid for everything. The only time my parents spent gave me money was in middle school for lunch money. They'd give me quarters from their quarter bowl, and then I would just use that to buy lunch from the vending machine. That was, like, my lunch. And then as soon as I got a job when I was, like, 15, I paid for everything.

Oh, wow. I have a dumb question and I've never googled it, and I don't think I've ever asked this. When someone says that they bought a house in full, in cash, are they.

Paying with no actual fund? No.

Okay, good.

Yeah.

Cash means you wired the money.

It's very confusing, though.

They say that. I think it's because traditional. Traditionally we're paying in cash. You give them cash, but now it's just like a term that you're paying.

It all, paid it in full. When you put cash involved, it goes, Beyonce and Jay z just bought a billion dollar home in Malibu in cash. I'm like, are they all going to the bank? What's this meeting? Is there briefcases just sacked? Okay.

It's just like, they got all the money right now. Like, you're paying me in cash. There's a monthly payments. I'm just getting it all. I have it. I could spend it right now. Yeah, if I wanted to.

You know how much cash there, like, how much money there is in the US and how much of that's an actual cash?

Cash?

It's literally. I think it's like, less than 5% is actual cash.

Wait, what?

Because you think that all the money that you have, that there's like an actual bill for it somewhere?

Somewhere?

Yeah.

No, not. It's all digital.

If everybody would decide that they wanted.

To pull out, economy would collapse. It would collapse. It's pretty.

Should we do, like, a little challenge.

Between 1% to 5% is actual physical cash.

That's scary.

Yeah.

Has everyone checked their unclaimed checks?

Oh, yeah.

That was genius.

Unclaimed property. Yeah, we did that a couple of years ago.

I just did Zane's the other day. I looked him up. He's got $4,000.

I couldn't believe. And this was from years. What was it from? Because I saw my stepmom's name on there from, like.

Yeah, the one that I found for myself was from our first apartment out here. You had one, I think, from there as well. Yeah.

Recently. You just looked up. There was a $4,001 for you. Because when we did this a couple of years ago, there wasn't one. Right.

Some of them you can't claim yet until it hits a certain time. So I have three that are waiting for me, but I can't add to cart, basically, until another three months or.

So because you have to type in your address or the residency of your time.

All I did was search my name, and then a lot of his big ones were under his business name. So I searched his business, and mine was under my business.

Is this the state of California or national unclaimed property.

It's like something. California Gov.

Can you actually look it up for the people listening so they can search it up?

Unclaimed property.

Unclaimed property in their state. They google it.

One for Florida was Florida. Treasure hunt. Got it. SEO ca gov.

I had, what, $48?

Yeah, you do. There you go.

Lunch is on me.

But what is the unclaimed property? It was like you had money in, like, a different bank account that was just sitting.

I really don't, because all it said was an address and an amount.

Mine was from state farm. Okay, I think so. Basically, if you have your insurance or whatever, and they cut you a check back, if you overpaid or some sort of debit back to you and you don't claim it, they legally can't take your money, and they'll hold it for however many years if you go call them and get it sent to you. But once it hits a certain threshold, they send it off to California government or whatever, and then you can get it from them.

Got it.

But you have to basically fill out this form, sign it, and then mail it in.

My dad was freaking out when.

Oh, you showed him? Yeah, I found some for his dad, too.

He was looking at all my family members. He's like, what's your brother's name? What's your stepmom's name? He just looked up everybody. Everybody was just getting all. My dad had like, a.

Had to go through, like, 137 ahmeds, too, probably.

It's crazy. There's an Ali hijazi in Miami, but it wasn't my brother.

Your brother?

That's crazy. Ali Hijazi Ahmed.

I'm so sorry.

What? Hijazi. It's my middle name, though.

Okay.

Dad's first name.

Okay, that's first name.

I was thinking, I don't know, I'm.

Going to start a business. Just going around and claiming everybody buddies and taken, like, a nice 10%.

Yeah, you find, like, some wealthy guy who's just like, damn. But you found a item, $1.2 million out in Oklahoma.

But it won't look too good for your business because you're not telling them exactly what you're doing, but you're asking for their id, you're asking for their Social Security number. It's going to look a little unethical.

Life hack.

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Jordan, how long have you been recording?

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It was. That's right. You see the lady that just donated a billion dollars?

We didn't introduce ourselves.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Okay. I'm Zayn.

I'm Heath.

I'm Matt.

I'm Mariah.

And we're unfiltered. Continue, Heath. Oh, yeah.

The lady just donated a billion dollars.

Damn right. How many insane. She's a billionaire, right?

Well, I guess her husband died, is what I heard. And she came into the money and was like, give it away.

How much billion is she worth? It has to be in the double digit billion.

I think she donated exactly $1 billion.

Good for her.

She has $100 billion. Yeah, right.

She's so cute.

93 years old, right? She's a widow.

What is she like?

So she donated it to pay off, like, tuition for Bronx medical School for.

The Albert Einstein College of Medicine. And that's great if it's a college of medicine, too, because those kids are the ones who are going to become doctors. And the loans that they have to be paying off for the rest of their lives. That's crazy. Especially when you're a person who's going out to save lives, to help people.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Good for her.

That's really cool.

It's going to be a nice tax write off for her.

Oh, yeah.

She goes, can we write that one off?

A billion.

How we do it.

They're like, we've never had this type of donation before.

They give her a statue.

You are like, people are going to.

Be getting tattoos of her.

That's an insane donation amount. Think about it.

Do you think though, I saw the video of her announcing it, the kids going into that assembly, they knew that there was going to be a big surprise because a lot of those kids had their phones out. And kids, I mean students, college students.

And especially a school like that, they knew it was going to be a lot of money. They wouldn't gather all them in a room like that.

Imagine you just graduated the year before, though, and you're like, she did what?

You know what I would do? I would get to the two years after, the two years after just so they don't feel left out.

Yeah, something.

A billion divided by 60 grand. How many people she paid for.

Oh, my God, it's going to be so much.

16,000 students. So how many students you think go to the Bronx university?

But also that's $60,000 a year over four years. So then you have to divide that by four.

So she's pretty much covering one year for 1600.

No, that's wrong.

Wow.

Wait, there's 8300 students.

Oh, but this is the Albert Einstein School of medicine, though. So it's only a certain Albert.

Okay.

737 MD students, 209 PhD students. Okay. She's taking care of a lot of.

They're covered.

Yeah.

Room ample.

That's awesome. Very.

They got to name like a highway after her or something. Or a school. A school.

I want like a whole school would make more. I want building wing.

They do that.

I want colleges.

They're going to make the biggest building under her. And you know why this work. I would too if I get my name on the top of building.

Hopefully that's what her husband wanted.

He's like, you did what? I saved that money for you. She paid that money just to get one of her grandkids into the school. He's just an idiot.

Somehow she's going to get canceled this.

Year for something stupid people are already complaining about what?

About her donating.

It's just somebody.

If she did it to your school, you'd be happy.

Wait, is it because it's to us like a prestige?

People think you could give it to other causes. There's always just something. No matter how much you give or what you give to people are going to say something.

It's education.

Could it be educational?

It will be very educational.

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Did you guys see the Willy Wonka factory? The pop up?

Yes.

In Glasgow. Glasgow?

Wait, what?

They were advertising that they were having this Willy Wonka experience. You know how there's like, the Vincent thing, these little, like, pop up exhibits that you can go, and they were heavily advertising that you take your kids to this place full of a magical land of candy, chocolate, and wonder straight out of the Willy Wonka movie.

Okay.

And it was about 34 pounds a ticket.

Okay.

And these people get to this exhibit.

Look at this.

No, you can't make this up.

It is straight out of, like, fire fest.

There were children crying.

No, they just Amazon anything that they could.

Or it looks like they found things in a dumpster. And then they got the idea, hey.

This kind of looks like a willy wonky.

Yeah, they were like, should we just do a whole.

They found one giant lollipop. They were like, oh, yeah, we can make this.

Yeah. Like, it could have been from props, from a play at a school in the back dumpster. And they just got the idea, like.

We do this, set something up for the kids.

Look at this. Not even any tablecloths on the table.

That's really fun.

What's crazy to me is that ever since fire festival, people think they could just do whatever they want. It really set this, like, because I can't think of anything before fire festival that really where you paid so much money, and this is obviously just 34 pounds, but people just paid so much money to get this experience, and it was just a complete bus. And I wonder how they even promoted this.

What was that fancy website? You tell AI, make me a website.

Looks like a crack house. That looks like a crack. You just walked into a trap house. Got these people.

Okay, hear me out.

Wouldn't be that bad.

But this place looks like it's too bad. 50,000 sqft. If it was one room, all those decorations in one room would have looked.

Pretty good in a house. It would be unbelievable, right? But it's this huge warehouse, and they didn't fill the space. They just put the property.

I think they underestimated the venue of what they booked.

And they were like, we are screwed. And guess what?

Apparently there wasn't even any chocolate there. They only got like a cup of lemonade and like one jelly bean.

Did you see the cups of water on a table?

Yeah, that was like the lemonade.

Imagine they got, you know, the tractor.

Scene, the lemonade stand.

No, guys, remember the tractor scene where they're all in this machine? Imagine they just brought like. And they made this makeshift, like, green screen where they're just like, what? Look.

And apparently the actors that were there were given, like, AI generated scripts that made no sense. And there's this one clip where they have this guy who's dressed up as Willy Wonka, and he goes, now I present to you, he is the kids looking in a mirror, and this guy comes out from behind and he has this jabberwocky mask on, and he's like, he's from the unknown. And the kids start crying. Someone commented and said, this looks like it's straight out of a it's always sunny of Philadelphia episode.

Really good.

They couldn't even fill the water cups up.

Look at the water.

Such good inspo, though, for like a whole episode like that. Oh, yeah, just make. Because there's been so. Oh, what did ace family do? Didn't they make, like, a whole. It's like that. I kind of want to make one just like this, but it's for laughs. Like, please come on in. It's just horrible experience. Yeah.

Apparently, the cops got called, and everyone's getting a refund for it. That's what I'll tell the people. If you see that there's some cool exhibit or event coming to your town, do your research before you go to it, because even. I mean, this is really bad, but some of those places lately, they're not that great. They're there to take your money.

I don't trust any pop up event like that. Like pop up fairs? No. Pop up rides. Absolutely not.

Tell me that's not the goodie bag of candy each kid got.

Yes.

They got, like, one jelly bean.

That's not real.

They're just edibles. Kids are just.

They're high, thinking it really is the coolest place.

That's why this employee is blurred out, because they're giving the kids edibles. Look at that.

I would quit on the spot even if I showed up for work, and I'm like, this is what it is. I'd be like, I'm so sorry, folks.

I can't do it.

I can't do this. I can't even take your money. I'm walking out right with you.

I just wish that this went viral as it was happening just so they could fly out Timothy Chalamet into here and just kind of give everybody a good experience. This looks like complete ass, but, hey, look, we have Timmy Chalamet. Or even get the old guy from the first movie.

Just have him walk through Gene Welder has passed.

Or bring his spirit.

I think South park should do an episode.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure they will.

Oh, my God. Speaking of South park, we saw a whole episode. Crazy. A whole episode that they were making, like, a parody of just Logan Paul's prime drink. Oh, yeah, it was the whole episode. They called it, like, cred the bottle, just, like, prime and everything. And, bro, I would have felt so good as a founder of her brain if they made a whole south park episode about it. And it didn't even make it look that bad. Like, it didn't make prime look bad at all. It was just like.

Did they call him Logan Paul in?

No. No. Logan Paul's name wasn't mentioned or just. It was just his drink. But, dude, I remember watching. I was like, damn, that's so sick.

Pretty cool you made it. If you're on South park.

You made it.

Yeah.

What does the drink do? Does it make the kids act crazy?

I don't think there's anything in the drink that makes them crazy. It's just everybody just feels so left out if they don't have a cred on them. So all the kids who have cred in their pocket or the backpack with a net on the side, they'd have it sitting in there. It's like, bro, where's your cred? And then the kids would just be like, oh, I just left mine at home. He's like, oh, we don't want to hang out with you. And they all turn away and walk away if they don't have cred on them. And obviously the new flavor comes out, and one kid has a new flavor, and I was like, why'd you get the flavor? How'd you get that? Damn, it's a good name, snl. Did you guys see the last one with Gillis?

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you, like, don't mind.

I don't mind. Shane Gillis, I like listening to him on podcasts. Sometimes. I think he dances the line really, really well with stuff.

He's pushed it.

But what I like about him is.

The way he just talks. Like, just him having a conversation, even if he's not trying to say anything funny. His facial expressions and his timing with just the things that he says are so good that you're, like, laughing at the way he talks mostly, but then he'll throw in, like, a joke or something with it.

It just feels like you're talking to him one on one whenever he's on stage. It really feels like you're getting that experience of just.

And he's a really good storyteller.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. He's had a wild story, too. He used to be, like, a marine as well. He was, yeah, I think he was in the marine or what's the other one?

He was like, oh, my God, is that him?

Yeah, that's him.

That's insane.

Oh, he went to West Point. Yeah. And I think he played on the football team at West Point. I think that's what it was. Yeah. And he got on SNL, though, and then they found, like, him. I don't know if it was tweets or him. They found a podcast, him talking about it, but I think that's so badass that you went from truly getting canceled, and then you got to go back to the show that you got canceled from and you got to host, especially.

Because they had the highest ratings they've had in like 15 years. Was this episode.

Wait, really?

How many lives does this guy live? He's pretty fascinating.

I wish, though, his trump impression is so fucking good, it's like the most accurate. If he was got on SNL, he would have been like, killing it.

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How did they not run that by anybody? Wait, whose idea was that?

Out of touch. Happy $10 billion. Here's our cookie.

So every Sephora store employee gets a cookie. And what's even like, funny? Like, oh, do you want a cookie? That's what somebody will say in response of doing well. You want a cookie?

Just don't do anything at all.

Right.

You know what I mean? Just don't even mention it.

Take them all on a retreat or something.

They could, too.

Give them a nice pr box.

Exactly. My last job, what I used to do was I worked with a lot of companies where they would do good in sales, and they'd bring the employees out on these trips and, like, best buy, they would take their top 300, 400 salesmen and bring them all to Miami, and they get a full paid trip, hotel excursions, all that. That's what all these companies should do, dude. The environment they would create, where it makes me want to feel like a failure, that would help so much.

There's a lot of companies that do different business or good business or whatever, and the way they treat their employees, they'll be like, if you want to come in, come in. If you want to work from home, work from home. If you want vacation, you just want to take the day off, do whatever you want. Work however you want to work. And they noticed that everybody's work ethic and the amount of production they were getting done, their sales went up, everything went up. The employees were happier. They ended up working harder and more, having the option to just do whatever they wanted, basically to go off of that.

So Danielle's, for Danielle's work, her schedule is pretty much, she only goes into the office from Tuesday to Thursday, Monday and Friday, she gets to work from home, and that's her week. And Danielle now works so much more. She's constantly on the computer at night, too.

You feel like more incentivized. You feel like you want to work.

She's not even putting overtime. She just works because, just because she's sitting on the couch, she's watching tv. I might as well just get all these emails done for the next couple of hours. But I feel like just having an environment like that for all your employees where, hey, do it on your own time, that would make me work harder. That'd make me want to get all my shit done because they're taking it so easy on me, where I feel like, oh, I don't want to make them mad. So I'm going to work harder now.

Yes. I think if working from home works for you and that's so beneficial to your lifestyle and you feel like you're more productive doing it, absolutely. Go and do it.

I'm not productive at home. Personally.

Me out, though, is like the real estate business, though, and all these office buildings that are not getting filled because people are working from home, and that is like, tanking all these.

Does it make a brand look worse if there's no office building attached to it? If you don't need the office building and people can just work from their computers at home.

Totally depends on the industry and what type of projects you're working on. And if you genuinely need people boots on the ground working there.

I mean, I'm sure there are roles and positions at companies that require you being there.

Absolutely.

I love the whole do your own schedule type play that they're doing. And then I just think it's way different than having, like, a casual Friday. Friday shirt untucked. Anybody ever get pumped up for that? I never had a job.

I did when I worked at the mall and it hit or. No, not at the mall. Sorry.

When I worked for the event people.

I never had a casual Friday day, but I couldn't imagine that I would be that excited.

We were excited. Kids in catholic school, we called it dress down day.

I like suit and tie culture, though. Granted, though, I understand. As long as suit and tie culture, I think would be awesome if your company paid for the damn dry cleaning. I feel bad for you have to wear suit and tie. You have to go buy the suits. You have to go buy all this stuff, and that's more expensive. That's a tough lifestyle to keep up with. I just missed the days where you would see, like, a time lapse of people in New York City walking across the street without. If you went to a sports game, everyone there is wearing suits because they just came off from work and they're going to the game. I miss that era of just dress and esthetic, and it's kind of lost. But power to the people. If you're more comfortable, it helps you.

You know what I love, too? That business dress esthetic with the briefcase and the suit. I wish. Looking back at old videos and pictures, people at the airport in blazers, like people used to go to the airport dressed to impress.

Everybody looks.

Now it's like straight up pajamas and bringing your own pillow and blanket. Everybody looks like.

It is crazy.

Looks like a giant slumber party at the airport.

Now I hate pajama pants at the fucking airport. Wear some just sweats, but pajama pants, I'm like, wait, pajama cookie monster pajama.

That was the exact ones that I was thinking of. I can't stand when people wear actual pajamas.

Get that out of my face. I'm disgusted.

That fabric is way too thin.

You've got women in, like, sleeping moomoos walking around I'm like, it is crazy.

When you said slumber party made me think of everybody that's just laying down on the floor.

Everybody.

Now imagine back then, and there's two people laying down on the floor at the airport. But these days, when you do dress up, you get more taken care of. Oh, yeah, I've noticed that, too. There was one time where I dress a little nicer, and at the front, they just look at you like, oh, okay.

And you feel better.

Yeah, I like to dress up.

Even schools are very different. I noticed kids in school now it's pajama pants and sweatshirts, because I guess.

There'S no uniform anymore if you go to private.

But a lot of teachers in a lot of schools now, they do a day where they dress like students, and it's always just plaid pajama pants pattern with the sweatshirt. We all used to look forward to going to school to show off an outfit. Yeah, it was very different. If you go into your job on an off day to pick up your check and you're in normal clothes, that's a weird feeling.

You feel like you shouldn't be seeing it.

Yeah, that's what I want to.

I once saw my hot teacher, Miss Atlas, outside of school.

Shout out to Miss Atlas, my God.

She don't look like the other teachers.

What do you mean?

She just didn't look like the other. Just, she dressed like she was in school on the days that we had class, and then just outside was just something else. What's that show with the teacher and the kid?

Oh, may December. The movie?

No, the other one. The bad teacher. The teacher. I mean, this is horrible, but just, like, she was, like, a teacher when I was a kid. That was a teacher that I would want. That was a teacher where I'd want to have a secret relationship with.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you talking about bad Diaz?

No, no, the teacher.

She's hot.

You know, Phineas is in that.

Oh, my gosh. I love this movie.

Like, that's him right there. The spiky little. That's him.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow.

Yeah, he still does look the same, but, yeah, you could tell that's him.

Okay, how do you get that role?

I just want a small role, like a homeschool child actor, I guess.

I want to get hit with a dodgeball for a scene. That's cool. Yeah.

If you lived out in LA, got a flexible lifestyle, of course, you go on some.

You get. How do you get, like, small roles like that?

I have a good. Like, I don't know.

There's open castings every day to be like, extras and stuff.

I want to do that, but it's so much time. You're gone for like two weeks.

You get paid well. Not for doing extra work. You don't really have to audition for that.

You're the right body type.

Or they need extras all the time. Like, you could be in the background of stuff, like sitting in a restaurant while other people are at the movies.

We had our moment. I just want to overact the shit out of it. Like in the back, in the scene.

Of a, they're like, I'm sorry.

It is crazy silent down back there. Whenever you're watching a movie, look at the extras in the back. Sometimes you can tell that one of them is trying so hard for them to get that screen grab for their own page.

They're angled out just a little too much to the camera a little bit.

They're supposed to be talking like this, but they're clearly just like.

Everybody wants. You got to. That's your chance. And for people to believe you. I remember when I did the rock of ages. I was over the top trying to.

Do anything you can just so you.

Can actually see yourself. Yeah, you want to be able to be like, that's clear.

You're immortal. I think that's so fucking cool. I'd much rather be like, knowing that I'm in the background of a movie years from now that my grandkids will be like, my grandpa is in this movie in the background. That's so cool.

Like an iconic movie.

Yeah, you're on an airplane and you can pull yourself up and be like.

Look, there I am.

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Did you hear about the man array that is in, like, an aquarium in, I believe it's north or South Carolina. It's been in a tank, like, by itself or it's a stingray. It's not a man array. It's a stingray. Female stingray hasn't been with another mate in eight years and is suddenly mysteriously pregnant. And they're like. They go, how is this stingray pregnant? This doesn't make sense because this type of breed, like the Virgin Mary, you.

Just see a worker get in the tank in the middle. Stop it.

So they have two theories.

Cameras.

They have two theories about how this stingray might be pregnant. There's another tiny, like, I'm talking, like, little itty bitty shark fish kind of thing in there.

Okay?

And they noticed that there were nips on the stingray's wings. And they go, okay, so that means this shark could have potentially impregnated this stingray, and that's going to produce a breed that we've never seen.

Whoa.

Sorry. Or real quick, just so I can understand the biology.

Yeah.

Stingrays give live birth.

I don't know if they lay egg. I bet they lay eggs because it's a fish as gills. So it's like, sharks lay eggs.

What I think they're seeing each other.

They look pretty intimate in that picture.

Oh, guys, I thought stingrays do give live birth.

It's a bait. Oh, they don't lay eggs. Oh, sorry.

They give milk. Well, you learned something. Every day.

I thought this was a full size stingray and a full size shark. In my head. Great white. Oh, no. That was in my head.

That's why I was like, what?

Wait. I didn't think babies could have intercourse like that. And don't they have to be a certain age period? When was their period?

So then it's also crazy. They may think that this. It's happened in some species. I think it's called, like, parthenogenesis. And that's like the ability to reproduce without having a mate, which is like, whoa. Also crazy. But they've never seen parthogenesis in this species of stingrays.

So it's possible to humans, though, right?

Because of Virgin Mary, because of God, but God.

Mixed with panorama, Genesis, pangea, Zane.

It's just wild. After eight years, suddenly this stingray is like, I'm going to give birth.

What if someone just was over the tank one day and just.

Zane unknown.

Just think about it. There's weirdos out there.

It's way different.

You can't cross breed a human in a stingray.

Yeah, no, but imagine who thought they could cross breed.

Imagine if you could, though, imagine the controversies. Like, you're going in to give birth and a half horse comes out.

Does it have rights? Can it boat?

No, but imagine the look on the face of everybody. Like, you just exposed yourself to doing some bizarre stuff.

Oh, yeah. Jail. Jail.

Like, imagine it comes out and it's half animal.

Bestiality is illegal, right?

Yes.

Like, fully illegal.

Unless you're in Amsterdam.

Like the video that came out with the one guy. Remember that one? The one guy, one horse.

Okay.

Yeah.

That. He went to jail for that.

I don't know.

Because you can see his face in it now.

Sorry to correct me. Sorry. For the people of Amsterdam. I don't think that there's the. But I know that. I think down in Mexico or South America, there's, like, shows where you can go watch somebody give.

Keep hitting different countries. Matt is just every country he's listing. And you know what? I think Russia and China, Korea.

I know it just. Sorry I said Amsterdam.

That's fine. I don't think Amsterdam people would get upset.

I think there's, like, just sex shows in Amsterdam.

I don't know.

With animals.

No.

Experts say it's impossible for a shark to impregnate a stingray. Okay, I guess we'll find out.

Yeah, guess we'll find out.

So they're going to do like a live. I don't know, like, I'll live stream it. We have to see this.

Leave the Stingray alone.

Right? We have more important questions here.

No, I thought you said a shark was in there.

Yes, but lone Stingray.

A lone stingray. And it's been in there for eight years. I don't know, maybe. Stingrays are competitive. They can get in fights. You don't want, like, to have them just killing each other. There's all different types.

Her name's Charlote.

Charlote. Shout out to Charlote. The answer lies in Charlote. Do you know what movie that's from? No.

National treasure.

Great movie. The answer lies in Charles Cage. Do you guys like Nicolas Cage?

I do.

I think he gets too much shit. I think he's a great guy.

I think Nicolas Cage is the equivalent to.

A good movie.

No, Nickelback. No.

But Nicolas Cage gets shit. But Nickelback also gets shit. And they make some really good music. They get more shit than they should.

They have one good song. Dude, look at this grass.

Also, this is how.

Yes. Such a good song.

Yeah, dude, they have a lot of good songs.

It's the same structure. I get what you're saying. They're both memes. Yes, but they're talented.

Yes.

Yeah, I get it.

Get help.

Get help.

Get help.

Stop it. But yes, I think they're the equivalent of music and actor. And also Nicolas Cage looks like he could be the lead singer of Nickelback.

I get that. It's like people say, like, eight is the same as Brown or whatever. I get what you're saying.

Wow. And Brown is also Thursday.

Brown is Thursday.

That's true.

That makes sense.

I can see science is yellow.

Yeah, I think seven is Thursday.

No, seven's like Sunday.

Oh, yeah, because it's the 7th day.

Spanish. Red.

Spanish is red. That's good.

Have you all seen how bad Wendy Williams is? Who is that again?

Oh, no, I didn't see the documentary.

You haven't seen, like, clips on TikTok? No, TikTok always just. It's always showing me Wendy Williams stuff. But it's sad. She's at such a peak of being loved, but she's not there anymore.

It's really sad just seeing these incredible actors and people that are in the industry just like getting so old and they're just not able to perform anymore.

Because.

What'S the guy from Fast and Furious. Yeah. What's his name?

Bruce Willis.

Bruce Willis.

Just not fast and furious.

Oh, yeah, it was one of those movies. Dead and alive. Diehard.

Dead and alive. Dead and alive.

Dead and alive.

Damn. But apparently the Wendy Williams, like, financially, her estate isn't doing very well, so she needs to make money. So in a. But, like, is it helping her or is it helping everyone else around her?

Yeah, but it's kind of entertaining because.

She'S, like, talking to her assistant and her assistant talking. She's like, I wish you would get liposuction, but the hair is everything. And the assistant is like, thank you.

Okay, did you guys see the. See the clip of J. Of JLO behind this? It looked like it was like a documentary was being filmed.

And at first I thought it is a documentary. The BTS behind her big movie, her.

Big movie that just came out. And it's just a compilation. It's the video. It's a compilation of pretty much all her friends and big actors all just saying no to being in this movie. And she's just getting flustered.

Assistants like Jason Momoa said no. Tom Cruise said no. Someone commented on that clip was like, me inviting people to my party, dude.

I was just so surprised she saw that. I was just like, let people see this.

It was really, like, sad.

It's sad and embarrassing. It seemed like everybody was saying no because nobody just wanted to be a part of any project that she was.

Doing because no one also wanted. She had to put $20 million of her own money into making that movie. She put out a new album and then made a $20 million heavily CGI movie. That's like, how would I describe it? Like a thriller. Like a purple rain.

And I respect her vision, prime. I respect her vision. She had this vision, right? It was out of the ordinary, but you could tell her heart and soul was into it. And I appreciated that because whenever I feel like I want to do something.

Asking for guests to come on the.

Show.

I'm just so over, like, jlo, though. She's like, this is me now. New songs. I'm still like, here. I'm still relevant. There's a level of, when you become a pop star, you have your catalog of music, go take a Vegas residency. People want to see that. And they looked at the numbers of her new JLO album. It's like some of her songs only have 40,000 listens.

Her new ones.

Yeah, no one's listening to this new stuff. You're not going to be on the radio with these hits. Jlo, go focus on probably the acting and doing residency, playing the hits for people. You're now, what is she, 50 something? I'll respect her, but there's just this level of where she's like, I still have it. I still have it. I still have it. Chill.

Maybe she's just trying to. For her, that's just fun. Like, new projects. It makes her feel.

I'm not going to say anything because I feel like I'm going to be 50 and being like, we need to come out with a new podcast set. We need to keep recording.

We need to keep recording.

You know what? If you want to keep doing it, do your thing.

Do you think it's going to be tougher to get into this room and record in, like, eight years?

Naturals?

I think it's going to be so fun.

Look at Howard Stern.

I think it's going to be so fun.

I could do this 12 hours a day.

I'm going to be gone.

Especially once we all gone. It's going to be so funny telling stories about the kids and everything that's going to be.

Had no idea what's happening around me. Jennifer Coolidge said no. Lizzo said no.

Jordan, could you grab me a squirt, please?

Do you remember, like, the squirt girl, she would have, like, a headband. She'd be in the squirt commercial dancing on a.

She made it pop. She made the drink pop off.

Buba.

Careful googling that one, squirt girl.

Zane, are you like, a model now?

Oh, dude, your pair of thieves pictures were amazing.

It was great. Everybody thought it was AI.

No.

Crazy. When I looked Heath, as soon as I posted it, I really looked at it. I was like, it just looks like. It looks like AI.

It didn't give AI to me.

It did to me.

The thing is, when you're shooting on those type of cameras, like a medium format film camera, it already has this very.

The pictures that I post were digital.

I think it still looked medium format.

Maybe, I don't know.

But you could also tell an AI prop, make it look like medium format. That's true.

I don't think it looked like AI. I just think they looked really clean. Like, they were just, like, very perfect. Almost like a magazine shoot ad type thing. It looked really professional.

Yeah. It was like the first time I actually felt good about, like, as soon as it was taken, I was like, oh, keep going, keep going. I picked, like, 50 images from that batch. And normally when me and you do a shoe, we take, like, one or two out of the thousands that we take. But yeah, guys, I did like a pair of thieves underwear shoe because they put me as part of their campaign for their new fitness, like, cool underwear. It was so sick.

Underwear.

Huge. Thanks to them for just giving me a chance to do that. It was really awesome.

Did you have fun? Do you like that world? Is this motivating to stay in shape and still do it?

Yeah.

Be in your daddy's footsteps.

Yeah. Now you have pictures of you and your dad side by side to show your kid.

Yeah. No, that was really cool. My dad and my mom both called me right after the doc came out. They were so proud of me. They were really happy. My dad was super happy with me. I thought he was going to be pissed because of the video, because of all the drinking. Yeah. When you see something like that in a compilation altogether, it really puts it in perspective. Yeah. It's really hard to watch. Especially, like, my dad watching that. I was really worried about that. He called me and I actually didn't want to pick up because I was just way too scared. I didn't know it was going to.

Be like, I didn't know he was.

Going to yell at me.

Haramful.

Yeah. Hidaya was in air. I was just really worried about it. Putting the two of Hidaya and that together was probably really hard to digest. But no, he was really proud of me. He's like, I'm really glad that you got out of that mostly, and you're bettering yourself. I'm like, that's amazing.

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But, yeah, I could fill you in real quick. I just had a checkup on my eye, and my growth is back.

I can't believe how quick that was.

I know.

Wait, how long ago exactly was it been?

A month and a week. A month since I got it done.

Was he surprised how quick?

I think so.

He was.

I think so.

This time it's not in front of your pupil like it was before.

Yeah.

So does he suggest just leave it?

He said he wants to see it again in, like, three months. To see, but you don't notice it.

Like you noticed it the other time.

No. So right now, that's good.

That's better.

He said it's 40% of the size of when he removed it.

Okay.

Because my last checkup a month ago, I didn't have anything, and now I already have this. So he wants to see in three months if it keeps growing, the cells growing.

It's not like damaging anything, right? It's just there.

It's not like going into your optics.

Yeah. It's not like hurting you or damaging anything in your eye.

No. It's just affecting the vision. That's it. Yeah. And some people were saying that they can eat through the cornea. Sometimes that's problem. So we'll see. I'm trying not to get worked up because last time I was really upset, but I'm just going to wait the three months, do the checkup, see if it needs to be removed again.

Right.

In three months, he wants you to come back.

Don't worry.

Yeah, it is what it is.

At least it's not like noticeable to you. Last time it was really bothering you.

Yeah.

Now it's like you don't feel it. It's not obstructing your view or anything.

You don't feel or see it right now?

No. So basically the growth inside puts a gap in your cornea and pushes it out. So it would be like, if you were like to put a pair of glasses in front of your eye, you would be able to see clear. But if you turned the glasses, it's going to make your vision seem kind of. Does that make sense?

Yeah, total sense.

Instead of looking through it straight, it.

Would be like, could they ever clean it again and then stitch the hole so nothing gets back in? And it's a way of really sealing the gap.

They don't really do the stitch on because I just have that smile. Little incision.

Yeah.

If they did the whole pull the flap back. But the reason he didn't want to do it is because right now, having smile, I can get Lasik in the future.

Okay.

But if he was to do the flap, then you can't really wouldn't recommend doing.

The doctor does not know. I believe that you told me the doctor does not know if he left something in there from just scraping or one cell just like, happened to make its way.

Right. One little cell is underneath there. It grows and multiplies like the cell reproduces. And that's why the mass probably would.

Happen because you can't see a cell with.

Right. So you try to clean it out as much as you can. But even if one little one is stuck under there.

Damn. Epithelial cell.

Yeah. And just now, knowing how tiny it could be. It could be either he left it or it just swam its way into that sliver.

So that's the update.

You have a little stingray who reproduces on its own.

Little stingray.

The aquarium. That's cute.

I love the way this just ties in stories together.

Just come full circle.

You let me know if that doctor leaves another cell in your eye again. Knock his tea, though.

Thank you. I'll give him a cell in his eye tomorrow's. A leap. You're going to end up in a cell.

What?

Tomorrow's a leap day.

Oh, yeah.

I always feel like people should have parties for a leap day.

Yeah.

I think it's so rare that, like, a memorial day. Yeah.

Go to a trampoline.

Normalize something.

Having a leap day party.

Yeah.

It seems more exciting than a new year because this is only once every four years.

True.

You know what tomorrow should be? Leap year days. The purge. Yeah, the purge. Because it's like, a day that does not exist.

It doesn't exist.

So there's no laws.

And what day did this happen on? February 29.

Doesn't exist. What a scary thought. It does seem to sound like an idiot. It does seem possible in the future. I don't know why.

The purge?

Yeah. Because it's not up to us.

I could see it in, like. It's up to just. I don't think it would happen in the United States.

The thing is, it's up to the population to decide, because if everybody was on board, there's not enough room in prison. There's not enough time for all these cases. There's not enough. You know what I mean? If everybody decided to do. They can't lock everybody up. They literally could not do it.

It is crazy to think about how there's so much of us, if we were all the people, if we were just all on the same page for something that is catastrophic, like, don't pay taxes. Yes. Just don't do it.

Just don't do it.

Just don't do it.

We need to pay for schools.

Yeah, right.

No, the billionaires got it.

Certain taxes need to go away.

Yeah. Let's not get greedy. Let's not get crazy. We get it.

I don't want to pay taxes on my.

No sales tax. You're saying sales tax.

I'm fine with the Social Security tax. Needs to go away. That's the biggest scam.

That is the biggest scam. Just money that's just, like, being taken out without your.

Because they think we're not smart enough to invest our own money. And then when you finally get to retirement age, you'll never be able to collect it all. And then they just keep it.

And they know. Just. Some people just never even make it to that age. So it just goes right into their pocket.

Scam animals don't pay.

That's right, lucky. But they also.

Churches don't.

And they're smarter than us.

They also can't talk to anybody. That would suck. Imagine you really wanted. I don't know, like a cookie one day and you're just an animal, you're not going to be able to fucking get it.

Who was it? Kiki Palmer. They were like, if you could come back in a different life as something else. Photo beach. I come back as a rock. They really got it going on. They just solid.

We're talking about taxi.

Taxidermy.

Oh, animals.

Taxidermy is a pretty crazy one because the first person that decided to do it had to be one sick in the head. Also two, like, what do you.

No. Think about it? No. Back then, the people are like cavemen. They were using it as, like, a.

Coat because of fur. That's just utilizing parts of the animal for other things. Taxidermy is literally stuffing that animal.

It comes from that. I feel like it's not far off.

I think it's for trophy hunting, though. People would kill something out of sport for fun, and they wanted to have it back as a trophy to be like, look, I killed.

Or animal like a pet you can get taxidermy on, right. It's just a very bizarre concept to just fully stuff.

Fully stuff a whole animal.

Yeah.

What about, like a taxidomy? So would you ever taxidermy? Because I know that you punted occasionally. Would you ever taxidermy, like the head of a deer?

The only thing, I couldn't shoot a deer. I've only killed two animals, but I ate them, and it was two quail.

Oh, that's not that bad.

I killed a squale owl. The shit tasted awful. I felt so bad.

You killed a squirrel?

Yeah. Well, because I was a kid, and they're like, go, go. And that was, like, the only thing in my peripheral. So I shot it, and I was like, whoa. And they're like, you have to eat it now, zane.

There's no way.

Where were you?

Yeah, I had to eat it.

You were like, proper hunting?

No, it was just my backyard.

Backyard?

No, I was in Carolina with my family, visiting, and we'd go hunt into eating a squirrel. That was the rule. But they just didn't tell me after I did it. I think they liked.

Was it barbecued?

Yeah, they cooked it. They cooked it and they put it in front of me. It wasn't like an evil thing that they definitely. It's edible. You can eat it.

My grandpa's was not good, but doves. Doves are interesting. I don't think I could eat that. I heard they're delicious, though, heath. Delicious.

It tastes like panda. Express chicken.

Express chicken.

It's so sweet without having any sauce in it. It's just sweet chicken and.

Our new backyard. The only bird back there are doves. Don't let zinc bird in doves.

Oh, they'll be gone.

Real. Give me a salt gun.

I'll just love morning doves.

Make a little sweet and sour chicken.

Stop it.

You know, it's another weird thing. Just because I look at food preparation, if things go down, like growing your own fruits, veggies, things like that. Apparently the best animal to have is bunny rabbits for, like, meat because of how quickly they reproduce and grow to a full size.

Did we talk about this last episode?

No.

Oh, wow. Go on.

But, yeah. So bunny is a great source of meat to have as a meat farm.

Or better than having chickens. Better than having a better apocalyptic livestock to have on you. If it was like, the end of days and you needed to have food.

People were saying it's the best for that, but it's the hardest because you.

Have to kill a bunny.

Kill a bunny?

Yeah.

That's horrible.

Would you keep one?

I would be the person to be like, okay, let's set this up, and then not be able to ever harvest them. Yeah.

Because all of them just being so cute, playing with each other, humping each other.

Really sweet. Yeah, but I'm for that. If you shoot it, you have to eat it. I respected that for eating the squirrel.

Absolutely. No, I knew I had to. I mean, I didn't want to, but I was definitely forced to.

I've had rabbit, but I was.

How is it?

I was in Australia at a really nice restaurant. Yeah. And I was like 13, and I was like, hey, you only live once. And I had it. It was all right. It was all right. It was like chicken, but I felt like, you know the way salmon is, like how it has a lot of layers to it. For me, I felt like it was a very layered meat or it was kind of flaky, but that's what I grew. Buttery memory.

I saw you eat it again, though.

No, I did.

On your close friends.

Oh, yeah.

You're hanging upside down with a feet.

I think you promised. You promised.

You remember when everybody used to have bunny feet on their keychain?

Yeah.

Old rabbit foot. Wait, what a lucky rabbit foot.

I remember I wanted one so bad.

Wait, was.

It was the hot thing back in?

Was it mine?

It's just a little keychain.

Yeah. Wait, it was real? Yes.

I also used to have a crocodile foot, like, on a necklace.

Everybody has crocodile.

That's.

You don't remember seeing those everywhere?

Yeah.

Wasn't there also, like, a raccoon?

Yeah, like a Davy Crockett. Kind of like, oh, my God, I.

Forgot the squirrel that I killed. They skinned it and made it a thing, and it was in my bedroom for a year. What? Do you remember that hanging in my room? It smelt so bad. There's no way it was in my room hanging.

You don't ever remember it.

Did you like it?

No, I hated it, like, from his fan. Those are cute, though. That reminds me of, like, the scene days with little coontails.

Yeah, the hats are really.

Dave, was it Davy Crockett who wore that hat?

That's like met gala shit right there. Look at that.

What's the theme this year?

Wildlife furries.

What's you thoughts on, like, bear rugs?

Bear rugs? Like, is the head still on the rug? Did you kill it yourself?

It's wild. That that's the only animal I feel they do that with, like, cowhide rug. Imagine seeing a cowhead sitting there. You would be like, it's true, dude.

There was a kid I knew at UT, and he had these rich grandparents who had a house, like, off campus, and we would go to this mansion. He had a white. His grandparents had a white tiger fur rug with the whole head on the tiger in the house. Real.

I've seen those in movies.

Killed a white tiger. I'm like, this is the most illegal gangster shit I've ever fucking seen.

Wow.

And he was like, yeah, my grandfather killed it and whatnot.

And it was just at some point, animals are so. I know somebody in my family friends circle. He was like a big game hunter, and he had animals that he had a giraffe, man, that's sad. Why would you ever kill a giraffe? It's not like you're hunting it and it's like, it's. No, bro, it's sitting.

Yeah, that's poaching. What you're saying. The giraffe. I had to work at this house that was on Star island in Miami. Star island, where it's like all those rich celebrities live there. There was one house I was working at. He had an entire taxidermized giraffe on the staircase. It was unbelievable.

And on this staircase, it was like.

Hang the head going over the staircase. It was crazy.

I remember seeing it and being so sad. I'm like, it's a giraffe. It's not like a predator. That's. I don't know.

And also to make that, like, your interior decision in your home is such a bold move. You got to hope that every guest who come over is like giraffe because people are becoming over.

It's like just seeing even that tiger skinned like that on the floor. I can't look that. To me, I agree with PETA in certain things where I'm just like, that is really hard to look at. Just like an animal skin just laying on the floor for your own enjoyment to walk over. That's it. He also had crazy.

The whole house was like this, and they were in stations, and the taxidermy he had done was. I'll say cool. But when you think about it, he had rock shelves coming off with white mountain goats perched up, like, walking around. Literally like that.

Do they do that at bass pro shops?

Do they cabela over?

Obviously the positions were cool, and it felt like they were, like, walking right there, but it's like you literally killed. I don't know.

It is a little like, you pay a huge check. So much of it is just, like, culture and reference point. They grew up with probably a family that was just like their dad told them. When you get one of these, you got to stuff it. You got to be proud of it for the rest of your life.

It's crazy how many friends we have back home. Like, I'll just be scrolling through Instagram, and you just, like, still see them, the fucking gator mouth open like this.

Yeah, I still see.

That.

Would give me the ick all.

The time you're looking at him. You supposed to.

I went duck.

You did not do an.

I think he would do, like, fish. I think it was like, different fish.

I was always catching release.

Yeah, but they were dead.

They didn't die.

I went bring them home. I went duck hunting, though, in Alabama, like, over Christmas break. I didn't have the gun. I didn't shoot, but I was like, a couple guys were going, and they invited me. I'm like, well, if it's gonna happen, I want to go just watch it go down.

You were supporting. You were guilty by association.

I was just chilling with the dog? No, I just sat there and just watched it all go down. They only killed, like, two dogs. Did they eat it? I don't know. I think one of the guys who was, like, the head dudes took him back, and I don't know what he did with it. He probably ate it or something.

Do you know what buck fever is.

When it's mating season?

No. So buck fever is the feeling that you get when you shoot your first buck and people post their reactions to it. All the time, they'll film themselves, like, having buck fever. And it's such a weird concept to me because all of the people are like, that's it, man.

That's the buck fever.

You're hooked. And it's these people, like, shaking and crying and hyperventilating.

It's like my mom had buck fever that day. We were doing disk shooting.

Oh, that's funny.

That was just getting a trigger.

I got footage.

My mom.

That was Buck fever right there. She shot that shot. She hit it literally. It was just through the back of her spine.

I don't know. Maybe because I've never done it. I've never had it. But to me, what? It appears as just guilt.

Oh, it's a place of guilt.

It's not. It's not supposed to be. It's supposed to be, like, this. Exciting.

I thought it's like a primitive rush. Because you have conquered getting the meal nervous provided.

Yeah, to me, that's what I thought.

That's what everybody says. Like, buck fever. Like, it's a primal feeling, like, you just killed an animal. It's this emotional thing.

I think as a human, it feels wrong because they didn't do anything. They weren't coming at you. They're just standing there eating.

Yeah.

So I think automatically you're just going to feel this rush of guilt, and then you're like, but I did it.

It looks the same as when people would murder somebody, right? It's that shaky. You just took a life. I don't know. I don't know if it's specifically, like, this primal thing of, like, you just.

See, for me, that squirrel was going to attack me, so I had to shoot it. I was in fear of my life. That squirrel had rabies.

I felt bad when I shot those two birds, and I got really emotional and worked up. Not for the sake of, like, I'm a provider. I'm a hunter gatherer. And it was like, oh, my God, I just took a life right now.

Like, you blindsided them.

Yeah.

They didn't see it coming.

You're an empath.

I got them with one shot, though.

You got them with one shot. But they also could have been just killed, eaten alive by another predator as well. They could have been robot birds, mountain lion.

They could have been just, like, engineered birds.

Spies.

Yeah. What if you took down, like, a.

Russian and I found a gopro in the eye?

Be wild.

But, yeah, that was my thoughts on. All right, awesome.

Are we done?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, we should, because it's 320 we got to do the unwind, and then we have the call at four.

Okay.

All right, hit it.

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