I learned recently that when somebody vomits and when you smell vomit-Good morning, everybody. It makes you want to vomit. That's a biological defense mechanism to let you know that someone has been poisoned or what we've been eating is bad, so everyone else should throw up.

We should all do this.

That's wild.

It's like an alarm being like, everyone needs to throw up because there's something bad inside of us. Because poop doesn't… Smell doesn't make you throw up as much as vomit makes you want to throw up.

Imagine if smelling poop made you had poop.

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I'm Matt.

I'm disgusted.

And I am-I'm right. And we are unfiltered. I was just seeing yesterday. So you know how we always hear about how they're going to ban TikTok or they're going to do this and that and everyone talks about it, but it never happens. This was one of them that I really thought wasn't going to happen was that this huge record label was going to remove just all their music from TikTok. In my head, I was like, That's so unrealistic because that's such a bad idea.

Umg, Universal Music Group.

For UMG, horrible idea. I was like, That's not going to happen. That's very unrealistic. As you know, lo and behold, all the music is out.

Purged.

How can you do that as a record label? You have all these artists that blow up because of TikTok. Tiktok is a platform that helps so many musicians, whether you're huge or not. Taylor Swift, I'm sure she so much bigger because of TikTok. It just helps. It brings in more money. It gets your songs on the charts, higher on the charts, especially if you're trying to sign new musicians and you say, Oh, by the way, our music is not on TikTok. I'm going to be like, I'm definitely not signing with you guys.

I think it's a play because they own so much music. They pull it from TikTok and they go, You really want it? You're going to have to pay us however many millions and millions of dollars to put it back on.

But it sounds like they're probably charging way too much. Yeah, I'm sure. Because for TikTok, for them to have a disagreement, that means in my head was like, They're probably asking for way too much money. That was just out of pocket. But it destroys UMG. I feel like now more people are going to I think gives more people a chance on TikTok to be bigger now because it-For independent artists.

Yeah.

Or not even independent artists. I feel like just in general, imagine a whole bracket has now been taken out of TikTok. That gives all of us a chance to now...

Yeah, put a boom, too.

I don't know. I feel like it opens that door of a possibility for a lot of creators and musicians, which is great for TikTok.

What's strange, though, is that, yeah, they pulled all the main tracks, but if there are other remix songs that have UMG artists on it, they haven't pulled them. What do you mean? For instance, Patricia and I, we did one that's a Harry Style's Sign of the Times with one of Taylor Swift's songs. They combined it. It's this amazing mashup. Oh, I heard that. The Taylor Swift song is still on the mashup? They haven't pulled that, but they pulled all of our other stuff.

I think it may take time. Just like it takes time when you post a YouTube video, you use a song, and it takes three months to get to monetize or get pulled out. I don't think it just works as a magic. I think they have a ton of artists in mind that they already have set up to pull. Like Taylor Swift, Harry Style, that's easy. I'm sure it's so automated where they can pull that out. But mashups like that, I could see them being taken down in maybe a month or two.

Megan Treanor needs to go in the TikTok offices and shake things up. I feel like she's the most-You said Megan Trehner?

Oh, wait.

What did I say? Megan Trehner.

Yeah, you said Megan Trehner, but why did you say Megan Trehner?

I think Megan Trehner is one of the most popular top charting artist who is very integrated on TikTok. Sure. She's actively participating in TikTok culture. She's talking to other creators all the time. She's doing the TikTok Live thing right now with Terry Cruise and TK. She should speak.

I like people that recognize that it's a very big platform, and it's a really good platform for a lot of people.

Isn't it strange how the whole sped up and slowed down versions of songs sometimes do get more viral than the actual track?

I honestly like... I always love sped up songs. I think it's because my brain now how it operates, it's watching sped up shit is just better.

I also think it takes us back to our childhood where you would hear the chipmunk remixes to It's long gone.

Oh, we have Mariah here today.

Hey, Mariah. No, while you were saying that, I was going to say, I totally forgot that was a phase where Chipmunk version of every song that it's even hitting right now. Like, Wayne Wana B. Do you know what I'm trying to think about? Is it Kanye West?

I don't know, but reason.

Yeah, that's so funny.

Was Alvin and the Chipmongs bringing music back?

In a way.

I was Alvin for Halloween. Huge impact. You know when you... Any big show, Euphoria puts song that's been out for years on their show, and it just blows up. Everyone's like, This song's the best. People are like, It's been out for 20 years. What do you mean? You never heard this, but-Yeah, it's like a revival. I feel like Alvin and the Chipmongs brought the song back.

I think Alvin should go back and sue and pull all of the remixes that-Like which ones? Mimicked him.

Well, speaking of Chipminks, do you know who the voices of Alvin and the Chipminks were in the past movies?

The actors that were it?

I mean, no. Who?

One, Justin Long, and then Matthew Gray-Gubbler, and the other third... Oh, David Cross? And Jesse McCartney was one of the Alvin and the Chipmongs.

Weird. Yeah. Why do I feel like it could have been anybody? Because all they're doing is speeding up their voice.

It can't be- But they have to have a little bit of acting charisma. They needed a good singer, a good harmonizer. Got that Jesse McCartney up in there.

And they all can sing. I know Justin Long can sing.

He can?

Yeah, I think. I haven't I'm pretty sure there was a movie where he was singing, and I was taken back. I was shocked.

Oh, maybe he can.

But I always thought that was super. Oh, he has a long pitch. That's for sure. Mariah, that joke was for you. You saw that? No. I'd say he definitely has a long pitch.

That's a baseball term now.

That's a pun, right?

Long pitch. Oh, pitch perfect. What are we talking about?

I'm trying to ruin you. I'm Charles trying to ruin you.

Sorry. He said, Do your dad's like Pitch Perfect, the movie? My dad does, yeah.

There's a trend or there's this truth people are discovering about the movie Pitch Perfect and how much dads love Pitch Perfect.

It's also weird, the military. My buddy was in the Marines. He said every single Marine is obsessed with Pitch Perfect, and they would all get together. Interesting. They would watch it together at night, and it was this huge thing. They would do reenactments of it, and they would do the performances. It's just all these Marines lined up singing the songs, and they were full-blown obsessed with it.

That's really sick.

Wait, is that why they did a whole army segment in the third movie? Oh, yeah, they did. They went to the military, and they song for them. Maybe they found out there was a big demographic, and they were like, We're so weird.

Actually, yeah, you're onto something. Yeah, that makes sense. That's like, Mom's Can't Say Channing Tatum.

Yeah, it's like a thing.

Like, Every Mom.

They can't say his name? Like, Chipotle?

Yeah, nobody can say Chane and Tatum.

My mom can't say Chapultla. Wait, interesting.

I think it's the A's. I think it is like a-The different pronunciations of the A's. It's like Channing, and then Tatum is A.

It's Channing, mostly a guy's name or a girl's name?

I've seen both a lot.

To me, it seems more like a girl's name. Channing.

For me, it's both, but I don't know if it's generationally for them. They think of like, Oh, the good-looking guy, Chad. They don't think of his name as his name, maybe. I don't know.

I've been seeing a lot of people also, a lot of UK and British people, talking about how... Freaking about how they're about to get drafted. What? I'm not going to war. All these TikTokers are talking about, Oh, No, absolutely not.

I'm not getting drafted. If you think I'm going to...

Absolutely not. No.

That's Matt. Wait, so is it being like- What's happening on that side? I mean, we've had freakouts like that where we thought we were getting drafted.

Oh, yeah. And all those... Oh, my. I love those memes. That was the best.

Okay, what do we got here? British military is currently too small to respond to the threats emerging in the changing world, taking preparatory steps to enable placing our societies on a war footing when needed are now not merely desirable but essential.

You don't want to say that. That's something as a country, you don't want to say that. Like, oh, we are not prepared for war because that makes people want us. You have to say, We're locked and loaded, baby. Let's go.

And then you keep that shit on the hush and you're like...

That's like when you're playing kickball or baseball and the whole infield is like, easy out.

And they start moving up.

And they start moving forward.

You're like, damn.

You are always my team.

Always my team.

Easy out. All right, easy out.

There's nothing worse. Damn.

I want to wear that on a shirt. Easy out.

That's really funny. That's my favorite line.

Then the back That could just be the outline of a field, the baseball.

That's funny.

Do they not have enough incentives to join the military out there? Compared, I don't know.

They should give them education. I feel like these days, the only people in the military are people that really, really want to be in the military.

Lohanthony. And by serve, we mean.

When the whole thing was out, bro, that was dying. It was like, it's War of the Week.

He was good. I wonder how he's actually doing.

Remember when we met with Lohanthony's mom? Was it with you or was that with you?

I was not with... I don't remember meeting.

We're at Umami Burger, and I remember-Yes, I was with you. That was you? Okay, yeah. I remember we met Lohanthony Anthony's mom, and I recognize her immediately because I would see his mom in a lot of... Just on the internet in general.

But what are the age requirements for the draft? What is it? 18 to 25?

Once you're past 25, Yeah, you can't be drafted.

18 to 25. Easy out. Easy out, baby. Yeah, we're good. We have nothing to worry about. But you're drafting people that literally don't want to be there.

It's not Is it jury duty where you really don't have to go?

No, if you don't- Where they tell you like, if you don't go, you have to go. You literally go to prison. All right. But the thing is, if everybody stood strong and was like, We're not doing it, they literally couldn't put everybody in jail.

Here's the thing. I want to play both sides on this because what if our country is actually in real danger? It's like, would we all rather just perish or are we going to fight?

What would we do? I'd be like, You got us into this mess.

That's true. You did this. Yeah, why don't the main heads just duke it out on the soccer field or something?

You guys are the ones starting the war, and then you're going to pull us in?

It seems very childish, too. You know their arguments are totally unpreventative. Sorry, preventative? Preventative. They're sitting there and I bet you if they were arguing with the whole world to watch, we'd all look at each other and be like, Oh, this is obviously their fault. This has nothing to do with us.

What a crazy It's an easy concept, though.

Getting drafted or serving.

No, just conversations like presidents, people that run countries talking to each other. It's like we represent our podcast and we could talk to other podcasters, but that is such a small little thing, a space that we control. You're going, what country are you representing? This is the United States of America. This is my country. I'm speaking on behalf, and you're just with other people that are running other countries. It's like that montage of Trump meeting all the other...

Are they all considered presidents?

Presidents or- Are there other terms? Dictators or- Ambassadors, Prime Minister.

Him meeting with all them is a crazy crossover.

It's crazy when you think about it.

That's so sweet. I've had Montana. What are you doing here?

Oh, my God. Look at them together.

Imagine the four of us had to represent this country, and we had to make a final decision for something so important in a room full of other people that run other countries.

We'd be like, Zane would be like, What if we just like... Wait, really quick. I know this is serious, but how funny would it be if we...

All right, film this real quick.

Zane would be trying to make a TikTok. He would be up there. He's like, All right, guys, here it Zane would be making Leah at last minute, get him a new suit tailored.

I'd be thinking, okay, Instagram picture. What do I want? And then I'm going to want one like this in a room full of presidents and kings.

What if we had to testify-Serving for you.in Congress, though, just getting grilled about our podcast?

Crazy. I just saw that there's a case... I saw the head of Snapchat, of Facebook, of-Instagram, all social media apps. Just different apps. They're all standing there, and they're all being questioned about something that's been happening on their app. Realistically, it's really hard to put all the blame on somebody that just is the head of an app. It's just tough. It's tough, especially when it comes to very specific situations. I saw that parents had children that have been going through a a lot because of just the way the app is going for them.Right..

The bullying. It's also weird to, like you're saying, put the blame on something. It's like peopleIt's just a tough situation.die in drunk driving accidents and people get killed all the time. It's like, you don't see the CEO of Jack Daniels. It's like, you chose to drink, you chose to do this, you chose to do these things. It's like, you chose to sign up for Facebook. At some point, people have to take It's a responsibility, I feel, for their own actions. Obviously, getting bullied online and things happening is obviously not a good thing.

I think it's mostly just to scare them into having a sense of accountability because they never want to be in that type of position again and then going back But you can't stop. Oh, I'm completely with you that I disagree with the line of questioning and the way they frame how they taunt all of those CEOs in front of people.

People that have right now eight-year-old kids, they also had phones, too. They had all the apps. They knew what was happening on the phones. I'm just surprised that they were willing to just give their kid the phone and go, Hey, here.

But I was on MySpace making fucking whore trains.

No, I know.

Making what? Whore trains. It's a terrible way they called it, but it was a way... What? It was big in the emo and scene community. I remember. It was a way to get a bunch of friends, and people would join the whore train, and you would have these levels, and you would put headshots, and you would code it. Every time you clicked someone's name, it would go, Ad friend, add friend, add friend. It's like a Snapchat streaks a thing. But I would make those all the time.

I'm not picturing what you're talking about, but I know I've seen it, and I just wish I could see an image of whore trains.

That's what they were called. It was such an aggressive name, but I wanted to get popular on my space.

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We had things like Omegle, like that. We should have not been on Omegle.

Justin TV.

Or chat roulette.

Me and my friends had so much fun on that.

Of course, yes. So we did those things, but nowadays, it's so much easier to track and have Reddit pages on kit. I have specific examples of people who are exploiting their kids, and there's Reddit pages about them that are just disturbing, and she's still continuing to post. And the saves are 50,000 saves of her kid. I'm like, this is crazy.

That's crazy.

So I get it. You have to use your best judgment as a parent. Don't give your kid the phone.

Mariah, we don't know, but it's actually a bunch of babies saving it because they just love the baby content.

We're turning that off right now.

I can't believe 13 years old is the age. That's way too young. To have an account? To have a TikTok and an Instagram.

No, not my kid. It says... Also, TikTok doesn't use...

Girl, get to class.

Doesn't use any age verification tools either for signing up.

Wait, I forget. What? They used to. What grade are you in 13th grade?

That's eighth grade going into ninth grade. Eighth, ninth, yeah.

Then when I'm thinking about when I was eighth to ninth, I felt old.

I was chronically online. I knew what everything was. Yeah, I was really...

Oh, he Keith, yeah, I was on my computer every day.

I was on the computer playing paint, still doing paint and pinball. Yeah, I didn't do anything.

Keith, you were on... Oh, your parents...

I had child lock on TV, on the computer. I didn't have a phone. And then when I did get a phone, it did not have internet. Now, look at you, you made it a career.

Look at you now, though.

You made it a career.

Yeah, child lock was set on the TV. Cable, you could not bypass that at all.

I felt like that was heavier security than the White House. You were not getting through that.

What would piss me off is it would somehow block something that would be normal, and I would be getting so mad that it was just for some-Yeah, you couldn't watch MTV or something, right? Yeah, like Spongebob. No. It was just random things that I was like, Why is this blocked?

Maybe you would go to your grandpa's house and you would pass the adult entertainment on the guide, and it would be like big-breasted Jimbo. You're like, What is that?

Yeah, just to type the titles. Isn't it surprising that they would even title it that on the guy channel? Just title it like adult content.

Usually, that's what it said on the parental thing. Even my grandpa is not subscribing to those channels, but you would just see them.

Big bony busted Busty Cops.

I did see a really funny clip, though, about the whole child lock thing for phones. It was Joe Rogan talking about how he has one for his child, and they wanted to watch something. The kid called the mom in to put in the child lock password to unlock it for a temporary to watch something. But what they did was they did a screening screen recording of the mom coming in and putting in the code real quick. Smart. It opened, then they saved that whole screen recording and could go in and see what the thing was.

That's the problem. These kids are three steps ahead of you.

That is genius.

I'm a genius. I would never, as an adult, ever think of that.

There's also a master gesture thing. You can record a gesture on a thing. There's that. So if you click the side button three times, it will perform the master gesture, and it will do the code as well.

I'm getting my kids, Jitterbug.

Getting the Jitterbug.

The Jitterbug. You can text three friends. The Jitterbug. The Jitterbug. There's a what? Three buttons. Firefly, two. It was like the three buttons, one for mom, one for dad, one for grandma.

They still make it.

No, it wasn't. Was it even the police? No, I think the police was. Emergency was your parents. You couldn't call.

You got mom, dad, grandma, grandpa.

That was so... Imagine as a kid, you just really needed help. I don't know why you'd be by yourself. But what if you... That's why you got the jitter bug on you.

Yeah, but I'm also like, imagine you're the one kid, everyone got the iPhone and you got the fucking jitter bug. People don't forget. People will remember that for years. But you know what?

I'm going to be the really awesome dad.

Yeah, you'll be like, Let's do TikToks together. Blow up my account. I'll split you the brand.

I'll put it in a college fund for you.

You have to figure out a way to make it fun where you can do it with your kid or your kid can't wait to do it with you.

My kid can film me as much as they want. But you'll let your kid have a full-access phone where they could do whatever they want. I don't know. I get so conflicted where I'm like, What I find inappropriate. Then at the same time, I want to encourage my kids to tinker with things. I feel like the life I have being involved in social media was because I was so into my space and all of that stuff. I wouldn't be where I'm at if I wasn't tinkling with the world. It all comes down to my kid's maturity. If I have a little shit kid, I'm like, I don't even trust you on the internet. I might have another one where I'm like, you're pretty mature.

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Do you hear the new emojis are coming?

Oh, no.

Another round. Well, let's see the best ones. What are the best ones we got coming?

Okay, you can pull them up. We have a head shaking and a head nodding.

And how is that just now happening?

I like that. I like that one. I like both of them.

And then we have a lime for the first time. Is that a mushroom? Yes, which we already have an animoskita mushroom.

And baby, we know why they did that. Because some of us are users.

Oh, I thought you were about to say a cultural thing.

The lime one is crazy that hasn't been out yet.

We got a wheelchair. We got a little Baby, we are all inclusive.

I love where we're going with this. I don't get the chain.

The chain has been broken. I am free. Yeah, I am off the hook. Mariah.

I have never used any of those family emojis.

I just don't like the color pattern. I don't like the blue. It reminds me of a hospital.

It looks like when you first sign up for Facebook.

I just I never understood the floating Michael Jackson one in the top left corner. What is that?

Oh, that's a Gangnam style.

Is that what it is?

I don't think that is.

Oh, it's not? I always thought that was... That's also Korean. That's also Korean. Because it's the biggest YouTube video in the world.

But it's a mustache Charlie Chaplin-looking floating man emoji.

What is the floating emoji man?

The Levitating Man was Walt Hubisco. So this must be a Japanese thing. The logo portrays a man in a black suit. No, it's not. He's a fictional character who's based on a photograph of Peter Tosh, a former member of the Whalers. Walt got his name from an old American bowling shirt.

Someone paid for that. Yeah. I've never heard of any of those words. I've never heard of Walt J. Bisco.

Who was it on the morning toast, they were talking about how there's not a redhead emoji. The redheads still have not gotten in.

Is there not?

Wait, I thought you could change the hair color for all of them.

There's no redhead. You could change the skin color, not the hair color. You can go blonde, brown, black.

Oh, I thought there was redhead.

But... Wow. Are you got your emojis when you do the hand, does it reflect your skin tone?

If I'm feeling a little tan that day, I do the darker one. If I'm feeling a little pale, I'll do the...

What do your parents use? Or what does Hedaya use?

Is she... Oh, she does just the scarf emoji.

Oh, okay. But if she does a hand, is it a different skin tone?

I don't think she uses emojis. She's a very dry... There's no emotion in her text.

My mom uses the bitmojis more than anything.

I'm like, what's bitmojis again?

That's the avatar. She created her own.

I'm like, oh, take her phone away. Taking her phone away.

Thinking of you.

They're like, are those like, they're made in the text app or you have to... Is that an app where she goes to and gets it made, and then she saved it?

They're in your phone.

It's in the keyboard.

Oh, wow. I probably have never just gotten there yet.

You create your character, and then it just makes all of the different ones.

Wait, did you know when you FaceTime, you can be all these characters?

Oh, yeah. I've mistakenly clicked all of them.

Yeah, me too. That was crazy. And then I'm trying to figure out what words trigger it.

The thumbs up that just pops up in the screen. Balloons pop up.

So I was talking to my sister, and I said a sentence, and these balloons came out of nowhere. And I was like, What words did I just use? I was like, Celebrating. What triggered it? Great. Fun. Yay. Excited. I was trying to do my hands. I have no idea what triggers them.

I couldn't get it to do it again, too.

I don't think it...

Wait, you're talking about the laser one or the confetti for just the text? No, no, no.

Facetime. Sometimes a thumbs up thing will just pop up while you're talking.

It must have been a mistake. But I'm not touching the phone. No, I'm saying on the other end, it must have been a mistake.

But we're not touching it.

Yeah, it's definitely voice activated.

But that worries me that I feel like they wouldn't want FaceTime to be a voice activated thing because that just means... It just reminds us that it's somehow just being recorded or...

Yeah, they're just actively listening to it.

I feel like that's just not a good idea for them to do that.

Oh, triggers. Heart shape using both hands, thumbs up, two up, single thumbs down, two thumbs down.

What?

There's no way that works.

Oh, the balloons. Victory. Peace sign with one hand. I must have did... I probably did this.

You're not a peace sign girl.

If we're sarcastic. Rock sign.

Imagine you're trying to figure that out.

Oh, my gosh. That's really scary.

How does it know you're-Can we test it after? Can we test it for the unwind?

I mean, it's probably the same on a TikTok filter.

But I've been on FaceTime forever, and I feel like I've done it on... No, it's usually just my face.

Do you remember when they made the update where they can adjust your eyes and make it look like you're looking directly at the person instead of at this screen? I think it's still there, but you never can tell.

That's such a good idea.

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He pre-ordered it the second it came out. The second it was available.

Arriving today. I've seen it. It seems like I've watched a little bit of I Justine and Marcus Brownly's reviews of it.

I think it's completely... I think it's something where everyone's going to buy or It's going to be such a hot thing, and it's going to be immediately just put on the side, just like everything else that we've had. It's too invasive... Not invasive. What's the word? Cumbersome? It's just too much.

It's not small enough, simple enough. It's a whole thing.

It's a whole thing you got to put on your head.

It's just not comfortable. It doesn't seem comfortable to me. I feel like I'm about to go to Big Bear, I'm about to ski. To me, I'm already uncomfortable when I have to put all that shit on before I go ski. Why do I want to sit in my living room? It's also like a pound, I think.

It's heavy. I heard that it's a little heavy where after a while you're like, this doesn't... Your head has never been used to having something this heavy.

And $3,500 is ridiculous.

It's 3,500? I thought it was 2,500.

That's ridiculous.

And the games don't even look that good. I don't know. I saw some clip of I Justine, and she was DJing, pulling out vinyl records and mix it. And I was like, Oculus looks It's much better than that.

I'm like, These aren't worth it. Let me see. I put it on. Maybe I'll just go see you.

I'm like, Whoa.

It's so interesting.

But does the music come into the It plays somewhere from it.

I think it has some Bluetooth speaker.

It has to. Right. But if you have it on, can I hear what you're doing?

I guess it's similar to the Oculus. They probably have transparent... They have different settings just like AirPods would.

I think they're scanning your eyes.

Yeah, it's all retina scanning.

It's clear. It's clear when you go to the... What's it called? The airport, and they scan your eyes. I think they're trying to scan everybody's eyes.

They have enough information off my phone. That amount of detail I put in my phone, they can pretty much...

That's why FaceTime, they were making it look like you're looking at the camera so they can scan it.

Did we talk about how you can't do the clear eye scan on the podcast?

What do you mean? The airport thing?

Yeah, so we have-I have trouble with it every time.

It won't recognize her eyes because of the color of her eyes.

Oh, it changes colors?

Yeah, I'm not like a pykme, but my eyes change. My eyes change from green to brown.

Why would that be a pykme? They try to scan the eyes three times, and then they finally come over and they're like, Okay, you have to do the fingerprint.

Why does Claire do it based on eyes when they should... The way our phone can unlock it by just knowing what our face looks like, Clear should just do that.

Maybe because the system, because I think Clear has been out before, like That's a good idea.

Gain weight, lose weight.

Yeah, your eyes pretty much stay the same, I feel like.

Yeah, your eyes always would be the same.

Except for yours, pick me.

That's why I was like, I'm not going to be a pick me because people make fun of girls that are like, No, they change color depending on what I'm wearing. But that's true.

What color do your eyes look from?

They're hazel, so they look greener.

I think my dad has those eyes where it changes from hazel to- Like a brown.

It's like brown or green. So they look darker, they look lighter. Yeah.

And I got the shit seen.

I don't know.Me too.

I don't know where I got that from. But, yeah, your family has blue-blue eyes.

My grandparents have blue eyes. My brother has green eyes.

Blue eyes.

It looks like gray.

It is. It's not like a... It's very crystallized grayish blue. Yeah. Some people have just pure... Yeah.mine are edgy.

You know what eyes scare me? Or you know what eyes I always see? I feel like on guys, especially, where every time I see, I just can't take him seriously, is a green eyes. Have you ever seen guys on TikTok and they're just like...

Yeah, they're relying on their eyes to be the moneymaker. They're really looking.

What are we looking for? I think it's like that if you have green eyes with dark hair, because my brother has green eyes with blonde hair. No, he's bald. Well, now he's bald. No, he's bald. Honey, he's bald.

He's all eyes.

But he used to have just really long, just bleach blonde hair with green eyes, and it wasn't intimidating at all. He could never... It was just like, Well, you were beautiful.

It was just really pretty.

Or it's like the mixed guys with green eyes. They know they won, and they're showing it.

That's what I meant to say, that you can't take him seriously. It's just that you know they think they're-They know. They know what they're doing.

They know what they're doing. Yeah, like the dark hair, the tan skin, and the green eyes, and then most likely, perfect white teeth.

Yeah. That's why I bleached my hair, because I feel like I need something light on my body.

I'm just, spice it up.

What do you do for Coachella this year? I just wanted to look at the content that is coming.

Hey, guys. Some of them are looking really good, realistic. The color?

Yeah. They got better. I like enhanceers on if you have a color, but people have brown eyes and they want it to look like blue. I'm like, I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't even came early. But all respect, if that's what makes you happy. But I know you're wearing contacts.

You can see the outline. It's not filled in properly.

It doesn't- Are you doing anything crazy for your hair for Coachella? You always do something, either bleach blonde or color.

I'm just going to bleach, probably bleach. I don't do anything crazy anymore.

I think I'm skipping Coachella this year.

Yeah?

Wow. Good for you. I think I'm going to go to South Korea, Patricia and I.

Really?

Well, because I- Is that possible? I'm really in the lineup to go there.

No, North Korea.

North Korea is the one that's still on the chart.

You ever go to North Korea, South Coachella. I don't know. The lineup I'm not that crazy about. Then I started looking at the numbers like, Oh, my God, you got to buy tickets. You got to buy the house. It's still like, I've done Coachella now nine times. I don't know. I just would rather spend that money and go there rather than also if we still go to Coachella and then to South Korea, that's a more expensive year of traveling. I don't know unless a brand opportunity comes up, but I'm planning on.

I feel like it's a good excuse to take advantage of everybody. No work is being done.

Yeah. It's fun. All the content is still the same stuff every year.

It might be exciting seeing it from the outside perspective.

I just don't feel I'm going to have that much FOMO. I don't know. Patricia, I brought it up one day. I was like, what if we just skipped and did create? She goes, yes.

Yeah. I genuinely don't think it'll be a big FOMO fest this year.

They're still trying to sell That's crazy to me.

That's insane.

Normally, it sells out that day.

But you don't think that they maybe bought more tickets or they have more tickets available?

Have they made it bigger? Yeah. I don't know.

I can't wait until we're talking about Coachella, like we talk about Woodstock. My parents are like, Remember Woodstock? We're going to be like, Remember Coachella?

I feel like something... Horrible. Just horrible.

I love looking at past years of who's performed and seeing how...

I know we did it one I want to go back and do it again.

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Oh, I got a fake tooth. Now, after I got my low-price possession right here, my fake tooth.

You're spacing.

Still rotting in its case. But it looks so like... It looks crooked. All right, just look at my teeth. Because it's not real. Oh, my gosh. Doesn't it look like the tooth should be straight?

Let me see it.

It's turned. It looks like it just spun in place. Did they put it in upside? No, it's glued.

It looks like they put it upside down.

But doesn't it look like it's like this? It's probably moving It may fall out, too.

Do not-No, it's been like that. It was like that since day one. I think that was just the way he wants it. It's just temporary. Don't chew any. It just feels like there's an M&M right here. Because what he did in the tooth was he didn't... It's not just one. What he did was he had to shave the other two down. One of them was already working on, so that was easier for him. But he had to shave the other tooth down so he could put this bridge, three-tooth bridge over it, which now I can't get into my gaps on that tooth. So whenever I get a floss, I forget and I go through and it just completely snaps in half. So I have to, with a tooth, get from the top. You have to thread it, those ones? It sucks. It's hurting every day. I still feel numb. I told you, I don't know if I said it on the podcast, but you know that I...

You're obsessed?

Yeah, the doctor told me that if I just let it go for another three months, I could have just died, which is crazy to me. That's crazy. I looked at him like, That's insane, right? He's like, Yeah, it's pretty insane. A lot of people die like that. It's not heavily told to people that, Hey, if you have something wrong in your tooth, you have a abscess, just get it checked out. Because there's times where it doesn't hurt. It gets to the point where it just stops hurting, like me. You can push through and then-Remember it hurt and then it just stops hurting? That's when it's really dangerous. That's when it's deep. It's deep and it's making its way up to your brain.

Insanity.

I would imagine going out like that. How'd your son die? Root canal gone, just went up to his brain, didn't wake up.

God, you're with us. It's embarrassing. Dying of a peanut allergy. It's embarrassing.

It's embarrassing.

Somebody actually recently just died from a peanut allergy. Felt really bad, man.

Was it like, how- Did they not have an EpiPen near them or died because-Oh, I saw It was a misinformed label on food.

It didn't mention peanuts.

Oh, wow. On packaging?

The family suing, yeah. Do you know what it was? A cookie or something like that? I don't remember.

And then- The restaurant I get. Keith Lee almost had a really bad accident. It was a shellfish allergy, I believe. One of his eating videos from the restaurants. Oh, yeah. He specifically asked, he's like, This wasn't cooked with anything that had shellfish, right? They're like, No, we clean out and change things. Sure not. He had to be rushed to the hospital.

A couple of people right now, they're saying, Don't eat oysters in California and I think Texas, too, because they get a lot of the oysters from the Baja Peninsula of Mexico, and they're having the warmest waters that they've had in a very long time, and then that's causing.

Is that because of the Baja blast?

I think it's the El Niño, maybe. I don't know.

The wind coming in from the Southeast Eastern Seaboard. There we go.

Right there.

Pulling in.

Shellfish is like crab and shrimp and lobster, right? That's shellfish? Any fish with it.

Crustations. Crustations.

So interesting that it's... But salmon is fine when you have a shellfish allergy.

Right. Because that's fish. What is it? Mike, he keeps kosher. He can't have any shellfish as well, part of his religion. This is so interesting. What is it? Some of them are viewed as like crustace or bugs. They are a different type of species It is a religious thing.

They're viewed as just the lowest of the-The rots.

Bottom feeders.

Are you allergic to anything? Bullshit.

Food-wise?

Yeah. No. Okay. Are you?

No. Are you?

I'm not.

I've never done an allergy test, but I've never had a- Nothing where I've...

There was one time I got hives on my stomach, which is pretty bad, but I had a feeling it was like detergent that never got washed completely off my shirt. Yeah, that happens. But that's the only time I've ever gotten an allergic reaction. But I'm always thankful for that. Every time someone ask me any allergies, I'm just like, I always say it and I appreciate it.

I think my mom's allergic to penicillin.

Oh, that's serious.

Penicillin?

Yeah. An antibiotic?

Yeah, I think she's allergic to penicillin.

I went.

Oh, insulin.

You know diabetes? Cut it out.

You were saying you were going to write it down. That's your pen. You were going to write that down.

Every Every time I hear penicillin, my brain, I have to go, That's not insulin.

Every time I hear it. I think Florida because Peninsula.

Or am I thinking Peninsula? Wait. Oh, my God. She can't be around water. Three sides of water.

Wait, or am I thinking of a moxacillin? A moxacillin Penicillin is also an antibiotic. That's an antibiotic, too. Yeah. Penicillin is an antibiotic as well.

It's some medicine.

Okay. Patricia is allergic to strawberries, but it's not like she's going to go to the hospital, but she'll break out. But she dances with it.

I love people People that are allergic, but they do it because they like it so much.

Why people dancing with their allergies like that?

It's exciting.

We were at an airport and we went to a Chilli's and she was like, I'm going to have this strawberry mojito. I'm like, No, you're not. No, you're not. We're about to get on a plane and the waitress was like, Honey, he's looking out for you. I wouldn't get it.

Look, she's allergic to strawberries.

She can have strawberry-flaved things, but like-Real strawberries. Real strawberries. But I'm like, Still, don't. Even if it's strawberry syrup, don't take it. Let's not risk it.

It's crazy that there's so many other options. She's just like, oh, strawberry mojito.

It's like the forbidden fruit. You want it.

But it's like, yeah, she's not going to die.

There's a risk. Am I going to get it? Am I not?

Just the thing is she'll do it, and then she's like, oh, my God, my hives. I'm like, now we're talking about this for the next two hours.

Why did you stop me?

I think I might be allergic to mango because when I eat mango, my mouth gets super tingly.

No, Heath, you are allergic. You're allergic to dark tequila. Yeah. Dark, that's right.

Dark tequila. I talk about you and your tequila allergy pretty often. People, when they bring up tequila, it breaks me out. I go, I have a friend. It's dark tequila. Yeah.

I always forget that I have that.

I always think about that, though. Every time dark tequila comes out, I always am in my house.

I think just because I avoided it It took so long, and I was aware of it. I guess I think about food allergies as eating something.

But yeah. Did you ever look up what it is about dark tequila?

I think it's something with the aging process in the barrel.

Oh, right. Because there's steel barrels.

It's something like that. But there's two different types. There's Añejo and Repasado. Correct. I can't remember which one I can't do.

I think I've seen clear Repasado because Repasado is smoking Cusky, right?

That's mezcal.

Oh, shit. What do I know? When you order tequila at a bar, I know you don't drink, but when you go, what tequila do you want? You go just the house tequila. Is the house tequila normally dark tequila?

It's It's normally silver.

It's normally silver.

House tequila. Yeah, normally silver.

Yeah, I never-I just would always say clear, no matter what. I'm always ordering for Patricia, but it depends how much I like her in the moment. But I'll be like, Casa Amigo, so I'm just like, just the house.

But honestly, I have not been ordering anything house when I go to a bar. I'll just get a specific brand that I just know of because house tequila, it's normally just the cheapest, cheapest options they have. And normally, those cheap, cheap options are the ones that give you those serious headaches.

Oh, my gosh. Yesterday, I was just telling Heath, I know I was never a drinker, but I did have drinks. But I told him, I was like, it's almost been a year since I even had a sip of alcohol. Even when I wasn't drinking, if someone was like, Can you try this? I would sip it. Like, fine, whatever. But I said, I haven't even had a sip. And I was just like, not proud of myself. It's not like I was an alcoholic, but I was just like, Cool, whatever. Last night when we were out, I I said, Could I get a Shirley Temple? And she looked at me, the bartender, and she was like, No alcohol? I was like, Yes, thank you. And she just looked at me and it took her the whole night to make me my Shirley Temple. I freaking took a sip, and it was alcohol.

I think she thought she was being nasty. Yeah, no. Almost like a sarcastic.

Me and Todd were ordering Diet Coke all night. It shouldn't have been a problem for her to make that.

She was so confused.

Maybe she liked you.

What if you were I'm sober. That's what I'm saying. And then you would have broken your sobriety.

That's when he and Kristin were doing the bet who can't eat meat the longest.

They gave me the wrong burrito.

They gave him a meat burrito when he said no, and he took a bite. I didn't swallow it. I spit it back out because I was like, I just said hours ago that I didn't take a sip of alcohol.

It's funny because we're not pissed that there's alcohol in it. We're pissed that I could have been somebody that was a sober, and I've been sober. Or a word driver.

What if that triggered me to start Start up again.

Yeah, and then we could have started drinking.

Forget it. I'm so excited for Coachella. I'm going,.

Right.

We should... Since I'm not drinking and you're not drinking, we should... Let's ease into it for Coachella.

Let's see who could go the longest without it.

Be careful with those metal little water bottles they give you at Coachella when you turn that off. What metal? The aluminum ones. When you open those that still... That sharp metal It was my first drink of Coachella, and it cut my finger open like that. What? Just be careful when you open up those bottles at Coachella. Now, I'm always like, You open it.

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What's your plan? What have you been doing this week? What's What have I been doing this week?

Did you celebrate this morning?

Groundhog Day? Yeah. It would have been at 4:30 in the morning. I feel like you used to wake up for it, though. If you guys want to come, I'm having a small Groundhog get together at my place today from 8:00 to 10:00. It's a pre-game.

Do you have a live Groundhog?

Yeah. Are there Groundhogs there?

You should have like a-I bought a bunch of Groundhog decoration.

I think Patricia is making some stuff.Math, here's the thing. What would a Kardashian, when you think about a party, what would a Kardashian do?

They would have a live area.

It's scaled by down by 90% I should have played for Groundhog Day better this year because I realized a week before I go, Oh my God, it's on a Friday.

I got to do something.

I would have ordered a bunch of fake turf and rolled it throughout the house.

Just grass. And put holes in it.

Each hole has a A different-Yeah.

A different game. Like by a Wack-amole.

Yeah, only ground games. Whac-amole twister, anything on the floor. No furniture.

Matt, you should hire her for your next party.

I would have done it. It's on a Sunday, but-My favorite day of the week, I would have done it.

So what What was the...

It's early spring.

Wow.

What does that mean? That's usually the more celebratory one. People always want it to be an early spring.

So it's going to be a good year in the Panketani family?

Panketani family, they believe that just Well, but the thing that's crazy to me is he's only been right 40% of the time in the last 10 years.

It's like, if I was only right 40% of the time, it would be like, okay, I wish I put money on it this year.

Last night, there was a guy who was about to bet.

People bet on it? Yeah.

This is my theory, and I hate spoiling it. I genuinely think it's the morale of the day. Because it's on a Friday. They're going to have 20, 30,000 people there. They want to give those people a good day. Because I was there on a Saturday, and it was an early spring. If it's on a Wednesday or a Tuesday, and hardly anybody's there, it's a late winter. My theory. Are you all going to the Super Bowl?

No. I would love to. I'm always back and forth in my head. I'm like, That'd It was so fun. But I just feel like it would just be so chaotic. You can't get any drinks, you can't get any food. You can't...

It's just-Well, I bet it's pretty good, the service, but I can't imagine spending $20,000 for a ticket, and I got to be like, I got to get to this damn venue. Imagine the traffic and you're like, I've missed the first quarter and I've already spent $20,000. Did you see the group where Jona was like, Hey, anybody know where you can buy a box for the Super Bowl? We're like, Sure, Jona. What do you mean?

Do you have $2 million to put down?

Let me text Bezos and see if he's got a...

It was such a wild text. I thought he was trolling us. I was like, Bro, are you for real right now?

It's like the boxes that are down on the sideline. Have you seen them? They look like club seats.

To me, those boxes are so much more fun than the top ones. You just can't see much.

You can't see much. That's the only thing.

You can't see much, but you're in it. To me, it feels like you're in the game.

It's $700,000 for the box, but I'm always curious. Oh, that's it? Well, that's what I saw on TikTok.

Okay, Jonathan.

But I'm always curious, if you buy the box for $700,000, does that include everyone's ticket to the game in that box?

I think you get a certain amount of people. You get a certain amount.

Who would be those 20 people? I'm also so curious. Obviously, it's a bunch of rich people who are buying those seats. Are those people who are from Kansas City and from-No, you could You could be a big brand.

You could be-Yeah, I'm just always curious.

But you're saying how many locals are- So is it all the rich people in Kansas City are like, buy the tickets, or is it all the rich guys of Vegas who are like, buy the tickets?

And it's not only... You'll be surprised. A lot of them are already bought already every year, right? So there's certain companies, certain brands, certain people that are just so loaded where I'm buying it for every Super Bowl game. I've already bought it out.

I just want to perform at the halftime show.

Really? Who would you want to perform a sidebar? For what artist?

I would have loved to do JLo or Justin Bieber.

Rihanna seems like it would have been cool.

Rihanna would have been absolutely sick.

Just puppy jacket.

That choreo, I mean, that's one of the best choreographers, but that was insane. I want to I want to do Coachella or Super Bowl. I just don't think I'm going to be able to.

I think Coachella is very... What's the word? Achievable? Achievable for you to get.

I thought so, too. It's just hard. I'm not signed with my agent anymore. I don't have that connection to audition.

Why do I feel like it's all through connection, though?

What if we- Most of it is.

What if we try to find a party where somebody that does Coachella concerts? Is that? And then we just really try to get you connected. And We try to get you in. Because I think it's all about connection. I don't think it's audition process, or it's rarely audition process.

It's half and half. If you know the choreographer, and the choreographer is like, I know dancers that are going to kill this. Let me do them with Doja Cat or whoever. It just depends. But I do know most I have these choreographers, so I'm just like...

Would you do Doja Cat? No.

Sorry.

She's the devil.

Mariah.

She's the devil.

It's the one time I'm able to book something and they're like, But you got to do Doja Cat.

She's a devil. We're actually going to have you dressed as Satan coming on.

I'm just... But if Justin Bieber comes out with Usher this year.

I bet he will. Justin Bieber posted in the studio.

He did. And he hasn't performed in two years.

For sure, I think he'll come out because he's also... Yeah, he's not on a publicity tour for an album or and you think that's the time when you do this super cool.

Mariah, I didn't know you were a big Justin Bieber fan. She's a believer.

Who's Justice Beaver?

Who's Justice Beaver? Justice Groundhog.

Do you know that video of him where Kid Leroy is on stage and he's on this side? I love that video. And he's like, He's drunk. He's drunk. He's like, And I don't know the words, and that's crazy. He's so fucking cool sometimes.

Yeah, he's just cool.

Yeah, I was in his music video.

Yeah, I just...

Okay, perfect. But we should just move on. I don't want to get into it.

I always forget that. I'm the most obnoxious person at a party when that comes on. I was like, That's my old roommate. I know him.

If there's any Super Bowl connections-I was in the video.watching this, I'll I'm understudy. Even if I just learn the choreo and I don't go on stage, come on.

Zane, that's still hands-on one of the coolest.

I genuinely forget that I'm in that every time. Every time I hear the song, I'm just like, Wait, that's really crazy.

Does that song have a billion views on YouTube?

It's a very, very popular song, and the music video is a very popular video, too.

I just love the credits. It's like full names, and you're like, I hate the credits. I hate the credits.

They're getting all these cringy moments. I was like, Fuck. Just cringy bloopers.

I was like, God. It is cool, though. I did audition for Justin Bieber's tour years ago. Got cut the first round.

Ryan, you know what I should have done? You know what I should have done? I should have snuck you into that. That music video shoot.

That was way too intimate. I would have not... No.

No, it wasn't, though.

This is a tough question. You didn't get it.

At all. What do you think? Not even close. I nailed the audition, and I didn't get it. Not even close. Guess who did? Yo-yo Ma's cousin, Will Lepetiz. Anyway, did you...

When you didn't get it, do you feel like it wasn't the look they were looking for? Do you feel like you didn't hit the beat as hard enough? Your style? What do you think is why you didn't get it?

I don't think I'm good enough.

Okay. I think you're good enough. You're such a good dancer. I can't imagine looking at Mariah dance going, not good enough.

It just sucks because there are hundreds of just dancers.

It was an 800 person audition, and they made everybody wear black and no other color, so you couldn't stand out. They probably didn't even look at me. I was in the back. They probably didn't look at me, and they just picked the people that... The thing is, when we went to the audition, when they have 800 people and they're telling you what to wear, you know it's just for footage. They already had their dancers. But it's still a cool experience. I'm in an audition.

In an audition, who do you look at? Do you look at the person judging? Or do you just look just above them?

No, they want eye contact. If you look down at all or you're looking at yourself, they're cut.

And they want your smile to? Is there a certain way you should-Facials, look up.

Because there's people that book it that aren't great dancers. They can learn choral, but they're not fantastic. It's this that sells it.

Yeah, just like-Is it hard not to mouth the lyrics, or Do you just have to count in your head?

Are you like... It's very hard. You'll throw in some words once in a while, but it depends on who's judging. Some people hate lip syncing. Some people are fine with it. It depends on who's judging.

I feel like I wouldn't be able to control it.

I would be lip syncing the entire thing. Especially if you're dancing with it.

The only thing that saved me at auditions was my tricks. But there's people that hate tricks. There's people that are like, You're too old to be doing your lips.

Take a card. While everyone's doing the same routine, the ride comes just the other way.

She has a hat pulled a rabbit out. I'm on a unicycle.

I'm juggling. They're like, okay, and let's see your tricks.

Just a ball of smoke. God, I'm like, Where the fuck?

Behind the judges. Just levitate. Make them remember you. If I was a judge and I was looking at 100 and somebody just took my attention I didn't wait for everybody else, I'd be like, tired.

Ball of smoke is really funny.

Then it breaks and you're like...

What's the higher? A personality higher. They're going to make everybody laugh during audition. Maybe you can make everybody laugh. I do stand-up comedy.

A squirting flower.

I do, like habachi style. Habachi style to the judges.

The ketchup string that shoots out.

That would really make me stand out.

Oh my gosh.

She has a trick planned. It's like the deck of cards, but she forget she has it, and she does a cartwheel, and then all the cards just go everywhere. They're like, What the fuck was that?

I have to improv like it was 52 pickup last.

Just quarters.

Anyway, somebody please give me a job. I'll do it for free. I'll do it for free.

Yeah, anybody knows anything. Just get her even like a Instagram skit or something. Maybe a background dancer, something like that. That should help.

Right now, Tate McRay is huge. You know who she is?

I feel like, why don't you just DM The thing is- You just called Tate up. What happens if you just called Taylor up? What happens if you just called Taylor up? I feel like DM is very possible with her to DM her.

Well, she started off as a dancer. Yeah. Like, one of the best dancers in the country when she was a kid. How old is she?

She's like 20, right? She's 20.

Yeah, she's young.

It's weird when you're in your 30s and there's these new pop stars. You're like, oh. And then you're like, Oh. Then you're like, It still feels like a child. Yeah.

There's something like- Brittany Spears was like 15. People were looking at her.

When she was getting big, she was 15? Yeah.

Brittany Spears.

Yeah, she was young.

Hit Me Baby One More Time, she's 16.

Get out of here. Yeah, dude. No way.

Yeah, which is so like, schoolgirl outfit. I mean, Hit Me Baby One More Time.

Brittany Spears was my goal to dance with when I was younger.

She always had the same group of dancers.

Yeah, that's like Justin Bieber. He has the same group.

She looked so much older. Just even her demean. I think it was 15.

She was 15 in that? Oh, my gosh.

This picture.

It's Brittany, bitch.

Her look was the perfect '90s.

Yeah, she's literally-The '90s look.

It's so sad when you watch old videos of Brittany Spears when she's at her peak and she's just rehearsing with her dancers, and she's just enjoying herself.

Yeah, man. She was so sad. Just seeing some of her interviews, she was the sweetest person.

I wanted to be her.

I'll never forget. All I wanted was the Britney Spears CD for Christmas. My grandma got me Christina Aguilera. No. I didn't talk to her for I wanted a year.

She was in a bottle, Christina Aguilera.

Oh, my gosh.

I was so mad. But did you want Baby One More Time CD? Because that one had the poster of her. I had that on my wall. She was a six.

I was devastated.

It was a different time.

The Christina Aguilera, though, man, I'm a genie in a bottle. Come and rub me the right way, honey. She's in the sand, and she's like, How old was she with that?

We had no business singing that.

Probably 60. That's crazy.

There would be Christina Aguilera commercials, I remember. There was Get Genie in a bottle.

She was with a Pepsi commercial, right? Or was that somebody else?

No, that was Kendall.

No. She stopped the war. No, before the 1900s.

I mean, the 1900s.

No, this was a long time ago.

When Christina Aguilera, though, did Dirty, and she's in that boxing ring, she's like, I want to get Dirty.

I was like, I love the way that was shot. I just saw that recently.

Yeah.

Wow. I saw somebody Yo, it's Bad Baby. I love that.

What? Did he do it like this? And he do it like this? Yeah, in the boxing ring.

Where is she? Come back with a heater, Bad Baby.

She's pregnant.

Rihanna does Super Bowl. Let's see some content.

Let's see some music. Imagine Bad Baby doing Super Bowl.

I can't. And he do it like this.

What's she going to name her baby? Cashmere.

Cashmere.

I was just about to say that.

Cashmere, I'll say. Asai?

Asai?cashmir.

Asai. Asai.cashmere Asai.Good baby.

Asai is a beautiful name.It's.

A beautiful name.Asai..

My name's Asai Marie.

If my kid puts a name on her test and the teacher misspelled it, apostrophe over the I, please.

Asai and twinette.

Asai is gorgeous. Asai.

It really is.

I love that.

It's a little too close to celebrity kid name, but I need to take a shit.

I I don't know if I should do it. I just did. First time I've ever taken a mid-podcast poop.

Yeah, no, this is my first time, too. It was.

Because it's early. It's early in the day.

It is. I haven't done my morning routine yet. I also have not brushed my teeth yet. Really? Because I just woke up. Remember, you walked in, I was just getting out of bed, and I was like, I have no time to do anything. I just got to eat real quick and hop in the stew.

Hop in the studio.

It's just like, God, my days are just so booked and busy. I just have no time. I get it.

You know, it happens.

Or just attach a toilet inside these chairs.

God, this shit cast.

Guys, is it cool if we just sometimes just take a a a silent break? Should we just keep the cameras rolling? Keep us silent for a good minute, let the people grab a snack, let them use the bathroom, let them make a call.

We should start having intermissions.

I would love an intermission because I feel like it's like I start getting crazy. You start taking breaks.

I saw something, and it was... I don't know why I never thought about it before, but you know how you eat a whole bag of popcorn, like an extra large during a movie? Yeah.

I eat it like the first 10 minutes.

How easy it is to do that? Somebody had an entire popcorn bag filled with French fries, and they were like, Why don't they do this at movie theaters? Wait. I was like... That's genius. Bro, I'm not even just... That's genius.

But he...

How big? Like a bucket?

Like a full-blown popcorn?

No, I wouldn't do the biggest one. I think the small popcorn filled with fries is a good amount.

Doesn't that sound so much better?

That's amazing. But you make it extra crispy, so it stays. Yes. It stays crispy.

Wouldn't that be amazing?

That's genius. Okay, what brand of fries are we talking about?

Because you can't buy a fast...

Okay, what fast food or a chain of fries, that's what you would want in a movie theater? Checkers.

If it was checkers- Steak and shake fries? No, checkers.

No, it's checkers.

What is checkers?

What do you mean what is checkers.

I know checkers exist.

That's not a popular one, though. Rallies?

That's really regional as well.

You have to bring it back. Let's think McDonald's.

Mcdonald's?

Let's think Wendy's.

Too greasy for that quantity.

We're thinking universal movie theories. They're only going to work with a really big brand. So let's think of like- When you're having that many fries, though, a bucket of fries, you need a gallon of water to down that.

I mean, the soda size is this big.

You'd be like...

Or Tater Tots.

Or popcorn chicken. You know what's really disgusting to think about? Okay, a bag of fries, it doesn't seem that intimidating, but if it was uncooked, just whole potatoes, you're about to eat-That many potatoes.12 potatoes inside of this bag, you'd be like, What?

They say that about cheese sticks.M mozzarella sticks, yeah.Do you want four mozzarella sticks? No, thank you. Do you want to fry?What if we deep fried it? Absolutely. Give me the whole... Eight of them.

It's the same thing. I saw one, too, about tortilla chips. They were a big ass bag of tortilla chips. You could just sit there and snack. But they were put down fresh tortillas stacked up, and they were like, What about this? And they're like, Mm-mm. Then they just cut it and deep fried it, and they're like, Perfect.

Okay, back to the fry situation. Obviously, you need some dips. How do you do the dips in a movie theater with a whole thing of fries?

In the middle of the top, they have a section in the top Like a lip up that goes around and you have different ones. Oh, no, but they have the butter for the popcorn is just all over the stuff.

You're like, Oh. Look at a damn murder scene.

They should do It's like buffet trays at movie theaters to walk your things and then put it on your lap so you can have your snacks set up.

I don't think they want that because of the mess it would create.

I feel like it would make less mess because everybody else got their shit on the floor. They're stepping up, they're chipping their pop.

You're talking about like, trays where they put back or they just toss out after.

Like a cafeteria tray.

They have those.

What if they gave you just a holding of ketchup in your cup holder?

Yeah, it could be.

They could do that.

I'd love to see what they do, though, in 15 years. You know, movie theater. It's like, what's going to be sitting around you?

I'm surprised there's not an airplane pop out tray where you flip the little armrest and it slides.

It's over. You could set it there. Unless you want your seats to 60 bucks a pop watching a movie. It has to be like...

This is for clean-up people have to go like...

Because it's barely hard to clean. Remember, you can't get a vacuum in there. That's right. Don't get that on the screen.

I saw this movie theater on TikTok that's in Seoul, Korea, South Korea. At the movie theater, they have box seating, premium box seating. Like a play? Well, no. There's the normal seating in the movie theater. Then up by the projector are rooms. Yeah, where you book out a private... It looks like an arena box.

But for a movie theater, you and your friends get a private box above everybody else watching the movie.

There's something really cool out here where they do a famous movie that's a box hit, whatever, and they cook for you, and they cook all of the food that they're eating throughout the movie, and they bring it to you as the scenes are going on. The seating is super limited, and there's booths, basically. You reserve these tables, and it's almost like an intimate dining movie experience. We were like, Oh, we should totally do that. We looked it up. The prices?

$300, $400.

Per person?

Oh, that ain't worth it.

Which is pretty crazy unless they're bringing out 15 rounds of different items of food. But also, that's a lot of food. But if you think about movies, they're not... How much food is actually coming out?

And how long is the movie? Because it's like an hour and a half. The one we were going to do was white chips.

I was thinking about the scene where they're at the restaurant. It's like that giant smorgasbord of food. There's like, crab, there's ribs.

When he told me this, I was like, Keith, I actually don't like any of that food. I'm really not going to enjoy this experience.

That's disgusting.

Imagine eating that.

With lots and lots of sauerkraut. No, thank you. $400? I'll watch that shit at my house.

They also did Home Alone, which would have been really fun.

Yeah. Pizza, probably in the beginning. Then ice cream. The cookie. I'm trying to think of a movie that I would love to actually eat the cuisine.

Is it every time you see the food in a movie or every time someone's being served an item?

Does it have to be a very Do you want to do ratatouille on your birthday?

They have ratatouille?

Yeah. That'd be fun. They do probably the strawberry and the cheese as the advertiser in the beginning. That's when he realizes he loves.

That would be a good one.

I think that's worth the experience because it's like a food movie. It should be food movies. What's another food movie?

Julie and Julia?

Yeah.

Not a lot.

Waiting.

Wait.

Just a horrible food experience.

Gets his dandruff and puts it on top of the mashed potatoes.

Dude, waiting.

It's disgusting.

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