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What is up, daddy gang, it is your single father, Alex Cooper, we call her dad. Well, Chip, Chip. Cheerio, Daddy.

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It is your founding father got a lock on for another episode of Call her Daddy. You know I'm in London, bitches. Well, guys, I am currently sitting in a hotel room and I am in London quarantining with a man.

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Yes. This is where we're at right now. My microphone is placed on the bed. I'm sitting in our bed, our cum stained sheets. I'm just kidding.

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That's really not something that anyone wants to think about.

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Opportunities are endless here for my pooping life. I have two bathrooms, actually three bathrooms in this hotel room, which is glorious. I brought my poop spray. So everyone DMI me be like, dear God, Alex, quarantining with the man. How the fuck are you going to let one out? Don't worry. I have my ways been experimenting. Many different bathrooms, many different angles. The toilet paper up, the toilet paper down, a little water coming out of the sink, a little tick tock playing.

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So I've got a lot of noise going. There is a lot happening, lots of strategizing, but I'm fine. My asshole actually feels fucking great. Daddy gang.

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You're all like, so why the fuck are you in London and how the fuck are you there and where did this all begin? Buckle up. Welcome to another fucking episode of Call Her Daddy Motherfuckers. I apologize if I'm talking at a British accent. I'm getting a little excited over here. I've always wanted to do a little role play and now I'm here doing it to you guys. You're all like, I really wish you wouldn't. We're going to go we're going to go all the way back to Cabo.

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Do you guys remember Cabo was one of the last times I really gave you a personal update. I told you guys I was going to Cabo with the man and I was hoping for a couple of things to happen. One, I wanted to get my asshole fucking penetrated. Number two, I was looking forward to maybe dabbling with a threesome or a foursome. And number three, I was going to have this man take so many fucking pictures of my goddamn asshole for the gram that everyone on Instagram would be truly shocked how close up that angle was going to be to my fucking asshole.

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I hope that asshole. OK, now to anyone that has eyes and likes to wank the fuck off to my IG pics.

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Unfortunately for you, if you go to my Instagram page, you will see with your own two eyes and with your soft fucking dick that I didn't post any fucking pictures of the asshole. What the fuck, Alex? It's the one good thing you bring to the table. You're not fucking funny. Your fucking face is busted. The least you could fucking do is sit your fucking fat ass down on the camera and give us a goddamn show of your unbleached asshole.

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Oh, I don't know if anyone's ever done that to me, but listen the fuck up. Here's your fuckin reason, you little brown nosers here it is the reason that I didn't fucking post. And the truth is, and it sounds a little corny, but I don't give a fuck because I think it's important for me to share this information at times so I don't come off like a sterile fucking bitch on the Internet that has no feelings tarrying.

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The truth is, is that I think the lack of content that I posted, I think is a true reflection of how the trip when I had such an amazing time with this guy that I was really preoccupied and enjoying myself, not fully being on social media too much. And I just didn't take any pictures. I know it sounds corny, but I know a lot of people can relate. It's like you go out for a night and you're like, oh, my God, we had the best night and we didn't take one fucking picture.

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But those are usually the best nights.

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And on some real friendship, daddy going Daddy to daddy. I had a bad ass fucking trip and I had a really good fucking time. And I would go as far to say this was the best trip I've ever had with the man.

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Now I want to do a big fat PSA and make something very clear.

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OK, when I say that this was the best trip and I do little quotation marks around it, love this trip I've ever had with a man taken with the great salt gay taken with another fucking grain of salt.

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Because when I say that daddy game, I want to make something very clear to you all.

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My standard of getting on a plane and flying to see a man and the success rate at which my trip ends up being happy and go lucky and AOK is usually not a great fucking ratio. I have had some unbelievable trips with men truly, but most of them involve some crazy fucking psychotic drama. So when I am comparing this to my past, what I'm really saying is this was amazing because it was, oh God, I hate this word.

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It seemed normal, at least for Alex Cooper.

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For the first time in my fucking life, I didn't have whiplash being, like, quickly block him, run upstairs, change rooms, go to the other side of the island, fuck his friend, go to the dad, fucking step up. It was like, oh, my God.

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Like, it was chill. Like we ate guacamole and we drank and we fucked and it was good.

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And I'm like, oh, no drama, no drama. So I know I haven't maybe really expressed this in the past. But Daddy, getting the truth is, is that on this show in the past, we used to act as though if you are not having sex nine times a day, you're a week bitch.

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It's like, no, OK, you don't have to always do cartwheels to get on to the deck like you can do missionary.

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Same goes for my life. I have some unbelievable stories, but also the fat fucking truth is shit goes wrong and Alex Cooper's fucking life, OK? And usually for some reason has to do with what I get on a fucking plane. It's truly psychotic, although I do put myself in these situations, which should be noted and talked about in therapy.

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Also, something just came across. I apologize for ranting. Daddy Kane, please, for the love of God. A story that I need to fucking tell on this podcast is a little story I like to call Turks and Caicos. This will wrap up. Oh, my trips with men truly go. I have so many. But this one is a true kicker. I thought I was going to an island. Me and my boyfriend setting sail a little honeymoon retreat.

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And when I tell you that I show my friends pictures, OK, and I show them video footage I took and they look at me dead in the eyes and they say, Alex, you were on vacation alone. And I'm like, no, he wasn't. He was there. And they're like, no, you were alone. I was on vacation alone, Teddy gang. And we all have. We've all been there. You've been on a date alone.

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You've been on a fucking hang out Netflix and chill alone. You've been on a fucking dinner date alone. You've been on a trip alone. We've all fucking been there. You're there. They're not there. And it really, truly fills your heart. It makes you feel like shit.

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Gay Turks and Caicos. I remember it fondly. OK, basically dogging the entire trip, he was on his phone with another woman.

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When I say that, it probably honestly would have made me feel better if he was fucking this woman.

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If this was a woman, he was like cheating on me with. But Daddy dating, he was on the phone with his mom. OK, it's so dark. It's so dark.

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And I am not exaggerating when I say that this man that I was dating ten phone calls a day from his fucking mother, this is a 28 year old fucking man. OK, meanwhile, good old Alex. I'm just trying to take a nice goddamn dip in the light blue ocean. I've never been to Turkey. I'm like, this is beautiful. And his crazy, psychotic, overinvolved, jealous fucking mother, afraid of afraid of losing her baby boy, too, you know, naturally, his girlfriend.

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That seems to be the progression in life, right. You've got to hand him off. He's got to go to a different woman. That's a great topic. We haven't discussed on the show. Crazy fucking overinvolved parents. I am sure that the daddy gang has so many fucking stories that they could also share on that one. We all have been there and it's truly a fucking nightmare. The point is, Daddy, getting the trip was fucking awful.

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And it really is a classic tale of like it's an. The place that makes the trip, it's the company on that trip that you keep that obviously makes it. I know that sounds fucking corny, but it really is fucking true. You can be in the nicest places in the world. This motherfucker got us this private villa. We had a private chef. We basically had a private beach. But all of that bullshit, that doesn't mean you're guaranteed a good time and happiness.

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Take it from me. I would know. And that is when I knew Slim Shady and I was never going to work. So coming full circle.

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What I'm trying to explain to you guys is that my trips with men specifically have been chaotic and drama.

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And so it has been so long truly to get a little deeper.

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It's been like years.

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I'm like staring at the wall, self reflecting since I have had a normal ass experience that was just smooth fucking sailing with the dude for a minute.

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Sometimes I would like to just enjoy a nice trip with a guy and there be no drama. And dare I say. Really, the only time that that has happened to me until Kabo. Was with door number three when I randomly, which I didn't want to do, flew to Minneapolis to meet him there, walked into the hotel room, never having met him and ended up being I mean, exactly what you guys know him to be, door number three.

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So I don't know.

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I think I've I've listen, I've preached about health and wellness 20/20, and I'm trying to get a little bit healthier here. So I think that this round of going to Cabo, I was hopeful that it would be similar to that of the door number three era of just not it does have to be love and deep and crazy, but just fucking stable and chill and a little fuckin normal.

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And that's exactly what it was. So I have to give the guy props. I mean, thank you so much for putting your fucking credit card down and letting me fucking relax for a nice week. It was amazing.

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Now, London, why the fuck are you in London? Here we go.

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Staying right on track with the theme of getting on a plane and going to a fuckin place with a man. Daddy gang, are you ready for this carbos done then at the beginning of October, get your fucking calendars out.

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A man had the audacity to look me dead in the eyes and asked me, Sweet, sweet, sweet.

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Alexandra, do you want to go to London with me at the beginning of November? I looked him directly right back in the eyes, strong eye contact like I was raised and I replied to him and I said, You, sir, can go fuck yourself if you like what I want.

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I told him to go fuck myself due to the awful PTSD that I have from the infamous Paris trip that I took back in twenty seventeen. I am calling all Oji Daddy motherfucking gang, everyone that's been here since day fucking one. I'm pretty sure it was like episode one to Episode 10 at some point in there. I reference that one day when he got the fucking gumption, I would in fact tell the daddy gang about the infamous, awful, traumatizing Paris story.

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If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about at all, you're like, I don't know anything about you or Paris or what the fuck is going on.

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Basically, I got on a plane like a fucking idiot, and your girl flew the fuck across the Atlantic Ocean to stay in Paris with the man that I had never met.

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OK, yeah.

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Dope. OK, dope. Yeah. Alex, no, we do all the time. Let's really fucking normal. Not normal. So not normal that my therapist hasn't even gotten a bite of this one. My therapist doesn't know Jack fucking shit about this one. Really, truly the only person that was full blown into the details of what the terror and the issues I was going through when I was in Paris was my mother and then heroically at the end, of course, door number three.

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But I hadn't even told my fucking dad. And the only reason he ended up finding out was because my mom had to get him involved when I called them crying from the fucking Paris airport, bawling my eyes out.

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Okay, lovely memories. So I truly don't even remember this PTSD. But my mother, the fucking bitch that she is. Love you, Mom. I'm just kidding. The sweetheart that she has said, are you really sure you want to go to London? Do you not remember Paris? And I also looked her dead in the eyes on FaceTime. I said, Mom, I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never been married. She's like, Alex.

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Oh, now don't bring it up, guys. That's one of those moments like, you know, when you fuck up so bad in high school, college, it's like cringe worthy and you block it out. I blacked out. The guy is blocked on Instagram. I don't even know where he is in the world right now. And I will never speak to him again. And I will never think of what happened to me in Paris.

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However, clearly, I got on a plane and I came to London.

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And let me break down for you what was going through Alex Cooper's mind to make that psychotic decision.

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I just moved out of my New York City apartment at the end of October, so I don't have a place in New York City anymore. I'm moving to L.A. in December with Lauren, but for November, Lauren and I are both fucking homeless. Lauren is staying with her friend in New York City because she has to go to her job every day.

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But I don't have to go to a day job every day. I'm fortunate I get to sit out a fucking desk anywhere. So my two options at the time were go to London and have sex with a man or go back to your fucking parents basement, you stupid bitch.

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And you guys know, I was there for a while. I started talking to walls down there. It was truly something that was becoming scary. So I was like, fuck it, I'm going to fucking London. Not to mention signs were pointing to the stars were aligning. And for the first time in fucking years, things were kind of going my way. So although the terror of the past was haunting me, I also was like, listen, bitch, you're just not a great fucking time in Carbo.

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Ride the wave, ride the fucking wave. Maybe this trip with this man will also be a fucking success and not a Paris round, too.

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I also haven't spoken to my therapist in three fucking weeks. So if you're feeling in your headphones right now, we're on your drive to work that I sound a little on fucking edge. The truth is I am because I have been ghosting my therapist. My therapist doesn't know I'm in London. I'm going to tell her this week. It was one of those moments when you're younger, you're like, I'll just do it and then I'll I'll reap the repercussions.

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Later, I'm going to call her from the London Hotel. She's going to say, Hey, Al, where are you? And I'm going to say, Hey, girlfriend, I'm in fucking London. It's truly it's psychosis mimosas, but we're totally fine.

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So anyways, when I looked at myself in the mirror, I thought to myself, I think for the career wise, it's more advantageous for me to go to London. I'll set up a bunch of interviews, have some great people with some great fucking accents so we can talk like this.

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The whole episode, you're all like, no, I will literally end it all.

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Alex So that was my plan. I was like, I'm going to go to fucking London, fucking talk to barstool. They start setting me up interviews. I'm like, this is going to be fucking amazing. London could be a fucking hit. So the bags are packed, the flights have been booked that. As I am in New York City, Daddy, going on lovely Halloween, October 31st, London announces on the news that they are going on a month lockdown.

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Now, I could have backed out. I could have gone back to my parents and I could have digraphs. But I decided, fine, I can't do interviews. Fine. I'm going to be in a fucking hotel room. I'm going to pick up my fucking microphone. I'm going to go get the shit railed out of my fucking vagina. And I'm going to make fucking quarantine content in London. Yes. Does it fucking suck that I've never been to London?

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Everyone I'm talking to is like London is the best fucking place in the world. And I'm like, I can't wait to look at it through a fucking window. Also, the man that I'm cutting with, he's been to London before. He's being an asshole, showing me, swiping through photos. Look at this place I would have taken you. Look at this place. Look at this eatery. Oh, my God. And I'm like, I love.

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Thank you so much.

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Truly a very sad day for Alex Cooper. So where the fuck are we now? Well, daddy going when I landed in London Tuesday and Wednesday, London, the city had two fucking days to rage their faces off before Thursday, lockdown began. And now officially the entire fucking city and I are in full lockdown quarantine.

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By the time I upload next week's episode, Daddy Gang, I will have officially been in quarantine with this man and his dick for over two fucking weeks. It doesn't it doesn't sit right with me. I truly don't know where I'll be next week, where the mental state will be next week. But what I can tell you is you will be getting every fucking detail of how my goddamn quarantine with a man is going in a foreign country. And listen, I ain't no bitch, but if worse comes to fucking worse, I will call juror number three crying for him to get me the fuck out of the country the minute my quarantine ends, because that is what I did in Paris.

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In twenty seventeen, I called door number three and he made it fucking happen. Shout the fuck out.

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So, Daddy Yang. Please turn your attention to the episode, because right now I am about to begin talking to a man, a man, but more importantly, a penis and this man. In the spirit of this week's fucking episode, he also has an accent, a guy, and his name is Prince Harry, just like you give you about him, like introducing Prince Harry and Megan Markle.

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You guys, his name is fucking Harry Jalousie. You may have no fucking clue who he is. And that is fine, if anything, nor should you, because he is very fucking irrelevant. His entire career is on the decline. I joke, but I don't joke.

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Guys, here's a situation. Harry is a reality television star and by star I mean one hit fucking wonder, OK? And don't get a fucking twisted now.

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I would usually never fucking have on anyone from reality television. However, I watched the show and I saw that he had a lot of insight onto sex. He's super open about his sex life. And there was a lot of male perspective that I think he showed on the show that I was like, Oh, I think the dating game could benefit from hearing him talk. I'm going to leave talking about the reality show and all the drama that happen with him and the girl that he dated.

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And people say he cheated on her and then people say that she was an escort. All these things, a bunch of drama. I'm going to leave that towards the end of the episode because obviously I know some dirty gang members really want the T and then others are like, I could give two fucks.

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I literally don't care.

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So without further ado, let's bring on the man. Let's bust his balls. But more importantly, let's hear from the man who claims that he has that boyfriend, Dick.

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All right, we're rolling. Oh, my God, everybody. Oh, you're freaking out. Have Harry jealousy. Jealousy is that.

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And Jose, Jose and Harry was late to the goddamn interview because y y I was having sex.

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I thought it was going to be quick, but it was. You have a girlfriend, yes or no. Why not? On a like not official like officially but they tell us the t. Oh no. We just so we just if it lasts a pépin. No everyone thinks it is but it's not. Well you're going to dinners with people so it's just like, okay, first off, are you, are you start fucking over there.

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No, that was five of us that did that. So they just decided to pick us, put us together.

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You walked in together. You you were fingering her under the table shot.

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I literally thought, oh, no, I'm just kidding. So you went to dinner with Lars and other people. Yes, but it looks like you're fucking her. Yeah. So to confirm you're not.

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No, but what would you like. I'll give it. No, I gave a speech. Oh, ok. OK, so you have a girlfriend or like not really but like kind of I don't know how it is. It's like still like early days. Early days. Like how early by the weekend.

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During a week in or week and the weekend. But we been together like every single day. Oh. What is she like. She's the best that she's very successful.

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Oh it's a very motivating. I don't like guys get weird about it in L.A. like they get scared of girls that are successful, but she like, I don't know, like hanging out with her and like seeing how she operates just, just motivates me and turns me on me.

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That is actually really hot that you like that because I feel like some guys can't handle. Oh you want to be with a girl that's successful. Yeah. And then when she makes more money than you or is more relevant than you know because you're irrelevant.

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OK, so that was like wow, I'm just kidding. I literally put on Instagram and Daddy everyone. I was like, how should I roast him. And people are being me. Yeah. People are like call him out. Like why the fuck are you hanging out with, like young tech talkers.

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OK, so first off, I'm actually the same age as them. Oh, you look a little bigger.

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Well, yeah, because that little guy's a little. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But we're the same age and like I, I realize that in America. Oh. Like I don't know if it's in the scene but everyone views relationships is like transactional, like what they can get out of it. I love like everyone around me and there's a lot of people that I'm like that I hang out with that I don't post about what people on in the same people who don't have any following stuff like that. So it's it's annoying that people are like trying to put me on that level, though, like see it as like, oh, he hangs out with them but I hang out with everyone just OK, those are the people that like film and do stuff like OK, that actually is fair because I feel like I have a lot of friends I don't post on social media, but obviously they're not on social media.

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So people like you have like no fucking friends. And I'm like, no, I do. I just don't post them. So you are on tech talk? Yes. I haven't looked at your tech doctor. I don't think so.

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But it's great. You're like shirtless, like pumping the camera. You're like, look at my wiener pretty much. OK, you're making the most of your options. Yes. You think you have a girlfriend right now.

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How'd you guys meet on a podcast? Wait. Oh, shit. Give it away on a podcast. Yes. It's not I don't know, like it's still like in limbo.

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Like we've been spending every day together and it's like, I don't know, like it's just it's.

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So if you want a girlfriend. Yes, I would, I would love it like so.

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Yes. Yes. Oh, my God, you're like hungry for like anyone on the street could be like Harry. I guess so.

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She's just like she's different. And I keep telling her I'm like, you're really red.

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Like, you're not like, oh, God, you're not like any other girl.

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Know, but like this one. Oh. Oh fuck. OK, so. So you she's rare. Is she your physical type.

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Yes. She have a fake but no. Oh no she doesn't.

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I feel like like anything. I feel like you like girls with fake but I look I like, I like anything but I attracted to energy just so I think I'm attracted to anything like energy.

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Good energy. Okay. So like you could you could have a fake look like a pumpkin and I don't think so. I think that's bullshit. I'd fuck you. Fuck it.

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But you wouldn't date it. OK, I have questions for you. Do you prefer blond or brunettes?

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You'll be done soon, I promise.

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But let's just say it brunette's so that way I don't just give myself oh, because the girl you're hung over your blood will just go to my blog.

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You know, whatever she is, the minute you dump her, it's like blood. Yeah, that is your past.

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But I feel like like Franchesco was a brunette. Yes, she was. Yes. OK, correct.

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Yes. You have eyes, Alex. Do you keep a list of girls that you follow? Yeah, we. Yes. So can you explain that to me?

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OK, so fucking great. It's gross. No, it's great. Oh, it's gross. The list is gross, but it's a great little if I my God, I was actually just like we're talking about something that she's like, oh gross. We keep a list.

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And I'm like, yeah you're like, honestly, that's so disturbing. I was like, who would ever do like really bullethead people like me while you're, like, pulling out an entire book.

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Like I like to lead off my stuff, but now I get saved on my laptop. I'm just like crazy.

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Crazy. I don't know. So it's very long.

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No, it's like no, it's long. You shut up. OK, OK. It's a lot of luck on it. I love you we all. So you have it in a locked note.

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Yes, I get it. Yo, nobody's getting in there. I just I think it's like I just like to know where I've been.

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So I had a big night out. You shrunk it. Yeah. It's like God forbid you forgot like multiple and multiple and hundreds of thousands. Not by the hundreds.

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Don't be shy, sweetheart. It's OK, Daddy gets going to love it, you fuck you good. I mean, listen, at least have you own it. Sure. I think it's OK for you to admit that, though.

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You had a fuck boy stage. Oh, yeah, I was very busy. Well, especially when I'm very busy, especially when I moved to L.A. like it's like a handshake. Like you go out and I really like that. Are you Australian?

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And I'm like, OK, so before I even had any sort of following anything like that, I was leaving hide this. I was like I was skinny shit. I look like an asparagus.

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I was so gross and I was talking to my friends like that.

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And this chick walks out and she talks, she goes, you Australian? And I was like, yes, she's like, where are you going? I was like, home. And I was like, where are you going? She's like home as well as, like, trying to get an Uber. I get an Uber go to her place. All I remember she had a G wagon and that were playing Christian music like so I saved in my phone is I can go and I legit.

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I gave it. This shit is sticking of entire life and I and I tried to roll over and she's like, you cannot stay here. And I'm like, oh fuck.

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I was like, I felt like that. And it was just like that. She was like I just wanted sex by.

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Yeah, I don't know, maybe it was just terrible. She's like, get the fuck out.

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Wait. So you know how you. Is that is is that usually how you perform.

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No. No. Awful. Oh it's terrible. We're also all the secondary.

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They're so generic. That's a good one. You should point that. Yeah I know. Why.

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What is your like what would you say that your sex style is like when like ex-girlfriends like what they say about you.

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I guess so. Well, a lot of them talk shit about me now because they hate me. It's it's like one of those things when you break up with someone, what do they say you can't export?

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I don't know. I just I just do not about like you in the bedroom or do them for sure.

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I well I feel like the first thing girls do when you break up with him is like small dick comes quick first thing I say.

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But that's also then it's also like cable. You were fucking with him for that long. So what the fuck does that say about you bitch. Exactly.

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And also you're probably just laying there like because it takes two to tango.

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But no, I hate when girls say that because I'm like, well, that was your boyfriend. So we heard that. Says more about you than him. Yes. So what would you like what's your style with my girl right now?

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It's very aggressive. So walk us through your sex life. Like, let's go through it.

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Wow. Really? She's got a blast. But what she is it. No, no, it will be good. Yeah. She's going to get you know, you're great. It's it's very aggressive.

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So I pretty much just like like I don't know, like I'd like to just make sure that she's being told what they're doing. Oh.

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And I see you're dominant. I talk a lot. That's hot. Like today. I was at the gym and I was just text. I was like, leave your front door unlocked. Oh. And I said, these are my orders. And I was like, leave your front door unlocked.

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I want you lying naked in your bed playing the pussy by the time I walk in. Oh, Harry, I was very aggressive.

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Oh, very aggressive. We but that's kind of hard. Did she like it. Yeah. She respond. Yes. She's like, we're meant to be going to your place.

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And I was like, fuck. Oh you're like OK. I was just but because I was in the gym, I was getting very angry. Oh, I was walking around just like grunting.

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Oh, fuck this. I didn't get out of here. OK. Oh. Oh. So you're like a juice has a had good. Are you at the gym all the time.

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I have to go every day because I'm getting like skinny fat so I like skinny but I like girls honestly. Sometimes I feel like those guys fuck better than the guys who like rock hard abs.

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So maybe give it in, in between. Yeah. OK, so you go home, you like to be rough and sexual. What's your favorite position.

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Uh, honestly, right now with my current girl, I just love to pick her up and oh I carry around like that because then she is she little literally can't move. So I'm just.

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So you're like second you can't move, can't stay there. I'm keeping you locked out. Oh my God. Yeah. So she's little are. Well you're huge. Yeah.

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So I guess that's kind of hot. Yeah. I love spinning animals as well as some reason.

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I'm really into that right now. I think that's a very I think it's very hot. I think a lot of people don't get it. But then once you get it, they just like dirty.

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Well, I literally just spit in my mouth and I suck my dick with it. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Hi. You're on call. I looked around, goes, I'm so sorry. I'm like, no, tell us more. But I think I think that's super hot. I think when a guy spits in my mouth, it's like it's just it's supposed to be messy sex. Supposed to be messy. Yeah. Have you had a lot of sex with girls that are like.

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I would say like performers that like it's not as hot because you can just tell they're like, oh well, and you're like, OK, like I didn't even.

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OK, so then there's this girl that my best friend's been seeing. So he's like my roommate is also he lives right beside my roommate and he's like, I need you to be home for when this girl comes over because it's fucking hilarious.

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So I'm like, oh shit. OK, OK. So I'm like laying in my bed like a little wholesome boy staring at the ceiling.

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And I can hear, I could hear this chick and I'm laughing. I could hear him laughing. She goes, Oh please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, just keep going. Like, like the whole time.

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And I was just like like how do you keep shut the fuck up. How do you keep that up. Like it's like a fucking parrot. Like relax.

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No, but actually I feel like that's why I feel bad, because I feel like girls know that they're supposed to be the more at times vocal one, which I just want to go back to because. Yeah, I heard you were saying like you like to be vocal. Yeah, for sure. But I think the biggest thing I've ever talked about on this podcast is like it's so unattractive, like I fucked guys before that I'm like, OK, so like, are you awake?

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Like are you up there like you haven't said much like they're mute. Yeah. Fucking a guy that's mute. There's nothing more to I'm like I'm so bored. I'm talking to myself. So you're your friend. I get why. Like girls sometimes think that they have to like over perform because some guys are mbewe.

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However, ladies, if you're hearing what he's saying, like it's so unattractive when you I guess the parent that is pretty good. It's like, shut the fuck up. He says, knock her out and keep going.

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It just put your fingers in her mouth or something. Exactly. Yeah. So your vocal. Yeah, for sure. I like like communication is big everywhere and I feel like my me in bed is a different Harry so. Oh it's like well I just, I like to think it is like because I was saying do shit that I will never do in public or like anyone. So I'm just like you kind of like turn into different.

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Yeah. Yeah. For sure. So I'm like I really appreciate it when it's like if I'm not hitting your fucking G spot or on your clit, tell me because I'm going to be my forearms going to cram in ten minutes. I go I got to know where I am sweetheart.

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Yeah. It's dark. Like I was like trying to choke you from behind. Like where the fuck is the way I feel like you're good at sex.

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That's what I'm getting from. Not so awful.

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Go don't waste your time. OK.

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Yeah but ah. Do you think the girl that you're fucking right now is pleased. Yes I think well she does.

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She does very well. She does well she's.

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Yeah she's. What does she do well. She's like she's just a little champion, like she just takes it. She takes a great dick, but she she's very vocal. She's also dominant as well.

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So, OK, so I'll be I'll be like fucking her for a bit and then I'll, like, get a bit of sweat in her mouth. And she woke up. I mean, I'm like, like sweat and she'll just be like, fuck you, flip me over.

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And then like doing so when she can tell that you're getting tired, she'll take over.

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Yeah. No, she's. And she's like really good. And she's like always I you know what's really attractive when a girl like you touch your leg or like grab your dick. Not a lot of girls do it. Not a lot of girls will. And like, if you're horny, fucking show it like. Yeah, show it. Because sometimes, like dudes a little bit in limbo, they're just like, how do I how do I initiated shit.

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But if you're feeling like girls, if you're listening, what guy is going to turn down sex.

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So if you're, if you're horny and you want him in your guts, you literally grab his leg and you just fucking tell him what's up. I think that's so nice to hear from a guy because I've been saying that for so fucking long. I'm like, does anyone understand that I'm not going to punch you in the head, get away from your perpetrator like no if a girl goes up and initiates it. And I think that sometimes a lot of guys start to, in relationships, feel like fucking weirdo.

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It's like you're molesting their girlfriend because it's like, how many times can I initiate and you're not going to. And it gets exhausting. And so it's nice for once in a while for the girl or not. Once in a while it should be 50/50 that you're like attacking your boyfriend or the guy that you're fucking and like you're initiating it. Like if you're horny, just just do it.

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If you want to fucking do it, slap that thing on your face, wake it up. It's it's game time in your mouth.

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Would you say would you be uncomfortable if a girl did not like in the morning and you were asleep.

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No, I was literally just about to say that one of the hottest thing that happened was get mad at me, though, and say that that's like you're taking advantage of someone I know.

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I you see, I don't think that. I think there's like a level like we can like, say that's like, fine.

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Yeah. It would look like if you actually like if you don't know the person you sneaking in the room and putting that dick in your mouth like, hey, wait, it would be but still like I don't know why they do that.

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But I think it was probably one of the hardest things that's ever happened to me is as I woke up and I was just like, what the fuck is going on?

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I look down and she's just like, Good morning. And I'm like, oh, you're like, well, good morning. Oh, I was like shaking. Oh, OK. So you are really having good sex.

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Yeah. Do you tend to get are you nervous like you'll get bored of sex with her though.

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No, not at all. So I, I think like the opposite. So I'm worried like it's been a week.

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Right. So I'm already like trying to bring toys in and shit. It's only so I bought like hogtie and all this other stuff and this company that's trying to sponsor me, they sent me like a booklet, sex toys and. Oh my God.

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And he said to me all the time, it's actually the one thing I like it when they said, it's so good, but do I get what I've found is that guys are genuinely scared of using toys in the bedside.

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I don't know, like I'll be talking to guys on TV.

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Like really? Like you want to play. What kind of toys are you bringing?

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Like, oh, let me just buy a vibrator. Like, oh, there's a wee vibe. Little clip things have you.

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Are you into ass play me myself. Yeah. I had one get my ass one time.

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Oh, it was kind of life changing, but also that kind of scary because I think walking through the experience area.

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So I was living in New Zealand at the time and this chick is like she wanted me to punch in the head like, oh, sick. Like she had a. Of course, he's so like, punch me the fucking chin. I mean, this is like I have a little fun, but like, I don't think so. It's scary.

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It's like, I'm fine. I'm fine. I was like, I know it's for you, but like, I think she's like, slightly better. But I'm still a little tough.

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It was like scary. Isn't it scary as a guy when a girl asks you, like, fucking hit me, you're like, I just want to, like, get in writing that, like, that's going to be OK.

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A that is kind of really intimidating. And I know that, like I like when you guys ride with me, but I also know that, like, men are terrified to do certain things, like I don't punched to the head is like a little aggressive.

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So I could see you being like, I don't think I'm going to do that. Yeah. So, OK, so you didn't punch her in the head?

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No. So I was a little bit scared, but it was like we're at a club. Right, OK. And at the time there was no is going to pick us up. And I was like, oh my place is like. Like a 20 minute walk. So it's like after a big night out, Krusty must just walk. You go. I hope we get there. We start like getting into it and I shave back. I didn't prepare for any of this.

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And she's just like little like a suckerfish.

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She's like, oh, legs up. I was like, let's go. I was drunk. So I'm like naked, flailing around on the bed like, what the fuck is going on? And she's like, back there. And I was just like, well, I was like like flopping around.

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Yeah. I was like, oh, were you on your stomach? Or like, where were you? Look, I was she said, give me a head. And then she just dove the tongue just started like getting adventurous.

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And I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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We're getting very low. They're well, low, low. And then I was like trying to push her out of it and she just, like, locked in like a fucking rest.

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She's like this assholes. My little shit just waited like a fucking bulldog. I was just like, wow, you're like crazy going down there.

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I haven't shaved or anything yet. So you. But did it feel good. Oh, you recall. I'm amazing. But look, I probably won't have fingers in there. Why? I think you're being a bitch.

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I think I am. I'm happy with that. Look why I just. I just look like you're too young.

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You'll get there. Oh, really? I think you like putting fingers in us. Oh, my God.

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I promise you, literally my favorite pastime. It's what I do all the time. Every day. Thank you, boys. Oh, my God. I put my hand. I put my finger in. Every guy's off. I think it's the best thing, I think to put anything in it. This is an amazing opportunity for everyone involved.

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And wow, it's not a business deal. Relax. I'm like and therefore swipe up. Oh, Harry. Yes.

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No, we need to talk about this because that's upsetting to me. I think you're missing out.

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OK, look, I probably am, and I'm more than happy to miss out on some things. We can't we can't have everything, but we're together. I got a feeling she tried. Actually, she was just like, oh, let me let me wash your back in the shower this morning. And I was just like, OK.

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And then she's like a finger, just like, oh, my God, please stop.

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It's scary, you know, because it's scary. If all of a sudden it's like one minute you don't have something in there in the next are shoving it in. Yes. But I do think it's kind of harmless for, like, a girl to eat your ass for sure.

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But, hey, let's let's plan this. I've only ever done anal once, and we didn't plan it with my ex. And it was a shit show. Oh, like literally.

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Yeah, it was like a little skunk coming out of it. I like it. I was like I was bashing. I was like 16. I was just like I was like, what the fuck is that smell? I said it. I was like, oh shit. We all fucked out because it also was hairy out of you and your dick was covered in yellow and she's like, Oh, you got the bathroom.

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I'll see you. Shorty did this. Yeah, I've got to say, it was a bad experience. Yes.

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Because that annoys me when guys are like, oh my God, it was so gross like you. Will you put it in her fucking ass?

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What did you think should come out? Is it attractive? Like, I don't know.

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I've got one friend that can only not from putting in it goes elsewhere, but I just think it's like a dominancy. And like I honestly, the pussy is good for you. Oh, it's it's self lubricating. It tastes good. It's designed for exactly what it's about. Right. Hey, the other hole you're shitting out of. No, that's true.

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And I agree with that. I personally am not like I need anal 24/7. I'm going to die. I think what I'm saying is the ass play aspect of oh not anal but like the licking and like an occasional finger. Like a butt plug. Yeah, for sure. That's hot. If a guy's like, let me put this butt plug in your ass. Well I have my dick in your pussy and then is rubbing my clit and then when you have an orgasm it's like this amazingly full feeling that like I can't explain.

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And I'm like, that's why maybe for your girl you should forget about Plug and Heap's.

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, I got yeah, I got my hog locked. I got a show like I would look at Enas. Oh I'll play with it.

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Oh you will. Yeah. You just want it done to you know, I'm chillin. I do like eating ice or. No I love eating pussy like that. Like the shit just went around the question.

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Now Harry, let's go back to if you like eating ice. I asked. Yeah. Do you like eating. Well I prefer eating pussy. Yeah. Yeah. But like if there's an asshole on my face I will put my tongue on it.

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Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm being held against my will and you ask me, I will absolutely die. OK, so do you think you'll do anal with the girl that you're.

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Look if she really wants it's more so like I just love eating and I love trying to make sure that they have a good time.

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Like, that's I think that's the biggest reason why I love eating pussy, is because I know that they're having a good time and and it's like a good way to to get the wheels, the wheels rolling things in motion because it will eventually come back to help you, because then she'll be enjoying herself and then she'll do more for you and then she'll enjoy it.

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And there's nothing worse than someone to just like looking around the room. Just going right on it. Yeah. Do you like have you answered a lot of girls that like slide in your DMS first?

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Yes, I have a couple of times, but I just find it. It's just like I'm the worst reply it like if I haven't met you and if I'm still rando.

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Yeah I suck. Like I'm the worst reply, like legit. I've like I've had some of the hottest girls like Instagram girls.

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It's the most famous person in your DMS that was like forty million followers but not anymore. Like I stopped replying like I. See, the thing is, it's like I'm I'm a take your man. Well, I just I'm the worst. So, like, with this girl that I'm seeing now, like, I'll reply in seconds, I come. Right, because you're sitting by my phone. I'm just like checking it. Like, that's how I'm so obsessed with.

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She's amazing. It's been a fucking week.

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Aren't we getting a fucking my Mary Jesus. But like other girls, like if I if you Dmae, I would be like, hey, you fucked girls that have made you.

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Yes, I believe so. We'll pull up if I could live here, because we know you're but you you're like, yeah, I mean I don't really reply, but like somehow all of a sudden they've been like in my bed or something. I don't know. OK, you fucked girls probably.

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Actually, actually, this chick, I mean, she's like I look I look like you're actually my friends would tell me I look like your ex. And I saw the request and I was just like, OK, cool. Like, relax, cowboy. Well, over that stage we're moving on fire.

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She finds me at a party like a fucking heat seeking missile out of nowhere. And she's just like a GMG.

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And I was like, Oh, hi.

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Hello, how are you? What's going on? So unattracted. Like I dumped you. And you're like, OK. Oh, no, I really didn't answer. Yeah, I was like, which did was the one where I said, Look like your ex.

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And I was like, oh shit, that was you. Nice, cool stuff.

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And then she just wouldn't leave me alone. And then I ended up taking it because I felt bad.

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Because you predict her. Yeah. The phaseouts in the movie theater. So if they watch that footage, she enjoyed it though.

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I love chasing for Clowe. I don't have clout so I would pull it up.

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So I'm like, soldier, but he's coming back.

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He's coming back. You'll be back in a few years. We just need another show. Yeah. Oh, no, you answer girls in the dorms, which is good to know.

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Would you care if the girl you were dating had and only fans know that's like a I think it it's hard to get your fucking bag.

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Take advantage of these, get your bag because Harry doesn't have one, so he needs to get out of school. Would you ever subscribe to a girl that only bands were already? Oh, plenty. Yeah. Yeah, I did. Well, OK, so but when I was in my fucking late stage, if a girl hit me up and there's like the link tree and I'm like click only fan subscribe.

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I want to see what the fuck is on here. I got to see what I'm dealing with.

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And you were data growth and only fan for sure.

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The girl that I'm seeing now like has and not probably a bit better, but like she just puts risky stuff and I think it's hot.

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I'm like, yeah, do it. It's like weed. That's so cool because I feel like there are so many guys are like, I don't want a girl that like post slutty pictures on the ground. And it's like, oh, I'm taking this.

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I'm like, get your cheeks out. Come on. Like if you want to pop a nipple, like I'm here like this.

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But do you.

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So you I that is interesting because then it's like, well who is she posting them for is always the guys like it's like why are you posting that if I'm your boyfriend I'm like, if you feel sexy fucking do it.

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OK, see, more men need to be a little bit like you, Harry.

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No, honestly, guys, I know when I gave you this whole fucking episode, make it so you don't care about only fans. Yes. Do you care if a girl fucks you on the first date?

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No, it's lit. And you date her. Yes. Yeah, but no, I was just thinking.

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I was just thinking about the girl. I'd say now but we didn't fuck the first day we did everything, but it was like very hard. It was very steamy. OK, because I see my goal was to be celibate until the end of the year. OK, yeah. Because like OK, because I wanted OK, so when I first moved to L.A., I was a bit crazy. OK, so I went celibate for four and a half months.

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Oh.

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Because I just wanted to focus on my business. I want to focus on getting my ducks in line to make sure everything's good to go right. So I found myself like slipping into a bit of a like a fuck boy states only focusing on pussy.

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Yeah. Recently it was just like a full time job. And I was just like, this is because was black.

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So I'll be at a party and like, girls hit me up and then I'll be like, oh, whatever. Like come back. So I was just like kind of just like this isn't this isn't what I'm after. Like, I genuinely want someone like to to be in my corner because look, one night stand sucked there. Boy, you don't know anything about that person. You don't know what's going to make them squirt.

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You know what's going on is not that. Yeah, it is just like a jackhammer. You just like trying to it's like I'm here for me. I don't give a fuck about what's going on here.

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I'm trying to get this in for me. But when you care about someone. Yeah, you're just like, OK, cool.

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Like I want to take my time. I want to invest my afternoon in your guts, in my afternoon, in your guts.

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And there we have it, folks. There's a critical that I thought is a pretty beautiful I agree with you. I think a lot of girls like what would your advice be?

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Because so many girls I feel like I think, oh my God, I have to sleep with him to keep him interested. And then they never get called back and they are like, what am I doing wrong? And I'm like, I think a lot of times people just don't read social cues. Like if you're going on a first date and he seems like a fuck boy and you go home and you fuck him, you shouldn't be surprised if the guy doesn't fucking call you back the next day.

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And it's like people are so butt hurt and they cry about it. But I'm like, read the fucking room. Yeah, like read the room. I think the biggest issue is people go on dates at night. Stop it right now. Stop it. Time leads to nighttime activities.

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That's a fact. That's one hundred percent proven.

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If you go to dinner at night and you have a few drinks a little bit tipsy, their truck is open. You're ready. Yeah, but not on a coffee date, bitches.

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Yeah, exactly. Brunch, picnic, beach picnic. Get your shit sorted.

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Harry Potter, go with a picnic. Tell the pig is not something to pick up to my fucking picnic because I actually think that's really.

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Smart and like, if you won't go on a motherfucking picnic with the bitch, he's a bitch and he only wanted to fuck. That's all we ask. We go, do you want to go on a picnic with me, Harry? And if Harry says it's so crazy, but I can't do that today, but I'll see you at dinner.

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No block block. Fuck his best friend fucking die. So I always wrap it up here.

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I actually think that's a really, really good fight. Every woman listening. If you feel like you've been just having unlucky opportunities with the dating game. Have you been on dating UPS?

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I was on for a bit, but everyone's just mud and boring. It's so awful. It's really awful. And it was actually interesting. My brother gave me this bit of advice for guys and I maybe you would think it's true, too. He was like the biggest issue with dudes on, like, I'm dating apps. Yeah. He was like some of my friends will just marinate in the dating app and you're having conversations with girls and it's like paragraphs and paragraphs and you're talking and you're talking.

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And then it eventually fades out. The minute you match with the girl and you think she's hot guys and also girls, I think it's hot. Get the fucking number and go right to texting because like that way at least, and then set up a time to see each other like, hey, do you want to go on a coffee table, blah, fuck the talking. And like, all that shit, obviously you want to know if you kind of vibe, but to like marinate in the fucking dating app and talk about like, yeah, I'm like my childhood trauma and it's like, okay, now we've talked through everything and I'm on to the fucking next.

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Don't pay all your fucking cards on the dating app. Guys will send fucking paragraphs. Sometimes it doesn't seem like you're doing, but I just feel like it actually doesn't even seem like you're answering Harry. But but I do think for guys and girls, if you slide in, you say like, hey, like let's here's my number. Let's grab a drink this week or now in this case, coffee girls. That way you're being initiative and you're taking action because my brother was like, when a girl does that to me rather than the other girl, that's like, hey, what's up?

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He's like, shut up, bitch, naturally. So I think just be smart with your dating app. So you're not on dating apps anymore? No, no.

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I just think that like this so like it's just it's it's just so shallow and it's just like, hey, how are you, where are you from.

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Cool guys. Boring.

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Fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you.

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I want to see spread we where your way you spread it. Get the fuck out. No dude. How many dudes you have on your phone. And like where can we find them. Like where can we tell your girlfriend to look for them. What is your app. I actually have one of those.

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You're like oh like they don't have the votes but oh photobombed.

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Yeah. Very smart. Yeah. How many. This is one.

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No no. I know how many pictures like this one. Just one. I actually haven't checked it but like a lot. Yeah I put my nudes in them. You put your news in there. Yeah. I don't know if it's safe, I don't have to say but I'm just waiting for them to get leaked.

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I'm like I didn't do that for everyone. I think we need to see what is boyfriend day.

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Well, our boyfriend, it's actually I put out by Twitter, I was just like, oh, I was coming back. And it was like gray sweat pants. You could literally just see my beat. What, did it look good? I look yeah, it looked like it was a feedback.

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There was a lot like how this is not about your abs is like but some girls like that.

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Yeah. You looked good. Yeah. I guess that's good. Yeah. So he basically released her own dick. I think it's good to hold the power like you were the one that released it. Not like an axe exactly. But it also worked out for you because you girls were like, whoa, it's a good looking dick.

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So you have like you everybody listening. If you don't watch the show he calls himself that he has boyfriend Dick, which I honestly think is pretty brilliant. And you had a lot of good terms that you brought to the show that I think was what also there's a possum.

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Yeah, naughty little possum. I don't know. I call people weird names. So like I said, I hope people just like little food.

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Naughty little possum. Also, this is if this dude's listening, the best way to compliment a girl is call it like a little food dame. Our little sunflower. Oh, little sound.

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If you're just like, hey, my little sunflower, a little chicken, it's different.

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They laugh and it's a little cupcake quick. Yeah, a little bit. You want to make it. Okay. Okay. I said it.

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I bet you take a spin and then you walk outside the bedroom like my little cupcake up to split personality disorder coming out of a that we are though. Is that a bad sign.

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Apparently the worse because we had to split personality. Maybe that's what it is like sexual harassment. Oh no it isn't like.

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Hello my little chickadee. Yeah. Fuck, I hope you have a blessed day positive.

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Like we I didn't have a job and I was bad, but I also have never dated a Gemini. Yeah. Maybe I would hate you. Oh you pro. What's your, what is like your side known for.

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I don't know. I'm still trying to figure it out. When I first moved to L.A.. You don't know its personality. I just I don't know what your dad like stab.

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I said with the bear like what's wrong with you.

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But when I first moved to L.A., I was out at a bar and I ordered drink. This guy walks up to me. She goes, What's your style? Fine. And I was like, Jemini.

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She's like, Gross could called it and left and oh, shit. Like, Oh fuck, I'm Scar's. Oh, say I'm sorry.

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Do I make it out like am I a Sagittarius. Yeah. Maybe I can be anything. I could be anything.

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Which is why I feel like you have multiple personalities. Harry. Well whoever's listening. Jumbunna right. Me I didn't know you guys fucking suck. But also that probably is why I haven't dated. I kind of swore my ex was.

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Gemini, then he definitely had multiple commercial commercial, commercial Piper, Lou, pipetting Poppy Pyper, Lou, if you're doing anything that you want to customize and design because you have something that you want to say and you want to put it on a T-shirt or a cup or whatever on a tumbler Piper, Lou allows you to basically create a special design that you love that's like maybe fits for your family reunion or your friends, your college reunion or whatever it is.

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And then they customize it and put it on to that and then they send it to you. So that's pretty dope. So anyone if you want to put your name on a fucking shirt and hand it to your boyfriend and be like, bitch, you wear this to the fucking bar and it says, property of Martha, I swear to God, if you guys do that, I'll never talk to you again. But guys, if you're interested, you want to customize something, you guys can go to Piper, Piper, Lou, l o u dotcom.

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Is there anything that like you don't like. I'm trying to think for girls like for help from you as a guys perspective. Like if a girl isn't as confident about like her body but like, like what do you can you give a girl advice.

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So this is this is the best advice that I got to high school from. Oh. One of my best friends. OK, because he was so skinny and he just had so much confidence. And I'm like, hey, like what's going on? Like, what the fuck is going on?

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What the fuck is going on? Why are you more confident in me? Yeah, I'm like I'm no I'm cool. Yeah. That's my personality. And I don't walk into a room like. Yeah. And like you go you're not to hang hangin when you walk in the street.

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And he had the hottest go to high school.

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His name was ready, by the way, shout out Rody Releford.

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And he was like to me he's like, you know what? I'm stuck in this body for the rest of my life. I don't get another body. I don't get to be anyone else. And if I don't love myself, if I'm not in love with myself, no one else would love me. He's like, I'm so confident because I fucking love myself.

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This is me. Like I mean, this bitch, he's like, I'm not going anywhere. So, ladies, if you're listening to me, it's literally the gym. Yeah. Like, ladies, you're listening.

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Have a chocolate bar. Look yourself in the mirror. Remember who the fuck you are and love yourself.

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Be confident it's so sexy when girls are confident. Thank you.

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That's my temptation, Harry. But it's true though. It is. That's actually fucking brilliant. It's so true that he said that because it's so fucking true.

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It's like, yeah, what are you going to do? You can work out and eat healthier. But like it is what it is. If you don't feel confident at all, it's like, well then why if you're not reading and it's all about looks. It's about like energy. Exactly. Yes. Yeah.

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You've been saying that since bringing it like, look, someone's got to have small nipples and you someone's got of a bigger. But who gives a fuck. Fuck you. Are you right. And that's it. Oh that should be confident. Grab that dick rather than like a fucking ape and go be complaining.

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Just go just do it quick wee Harry. I feel like you're like kind of last's.

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Do not do shit. I didn't really know what to do. No, no. Yeah, you are. No, I was going to say I feel like you're less of a piece of shit.

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Well, no, I can't say that I didn't say that you're definitely personable, like I want everyone listening. That's like, why are you having him on your.

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I can tell you're not a bad person, but what's wrong with you? A lot. Like I love what?

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I don't know what's in there.

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I try to figure it out now. There's a lot for sure. I ask my ex, like if you gave you if you get it right. I'm sure I'm sure the whole podcast you guys both on together. We can. Oh, I would.

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Yeah, but she knows you have a lot of dark shit because I saw in Logan's podcast you were saying like you were dealing with a lot of family shit and friendship. And I think that that's something that everyone listening on the Internet, I understand you can sit here and people can be like, why the fuck are you having this person on it? But I also think that sometimes with I get it, these influencers people just shit on them. But like, we're all human beings and like we all read the comments and like, I get such negative comments sometimes about like how I look or what I'm doing.

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And I'm sure you do, too. And as much as you are a really outgoing guy, I'm sure there are some times where it's like, oh, you're a fucking pussy and like you're getting called like gay and all this shit. It's like, I'm sure I could get to you at times.

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Yeah. And I think, like the tick tock audience, people like celebrate being negative. So they'll be like a negative comment or Jewitt someone and they'll like fucking Rowson like they celebrate that on Tick-Tock.

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I don't get it so legit if you want me to. If you want my take talking with my comment section and you say something else, I just delete it.

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I'm just like, yeah, I see a lot of influences. I just leave it up and I'm like, who gives a fuck about user 947? I tell you that you got fucking like skinny ankles. Who cares?

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Fuck this. Are there a fucking loser? I'm sorry, but people that are trolls on the internet and like you are a fucking loser hiding behind a username because you can't say it. Like you would never say it to his fucking face. Oh fucking drop you.

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Oh yeah I know. And that's true. I, I remember like someone my friend was telling me that she was she's in classes right now and she was like there was literally a article that she had to read and they were studying and it was like the death suicide rate conversion of people that read comments on Reddit. And it's like I think the same goes for tick tock. It's like the amount of negativity. It's like cool to troll people and it's cool to be mean.

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And that's why it is concerning. I feel like when I look at these younger girls that are getting famous on ticktock, everything has to do with their appearance. Like I remember Madison Beer, like everyone's so hyper focused on the girl's body. And does she fucking edit her photos or what? I don't remember what I was reading, but I remember like the amount of people that are like, go fucking kill yourself.

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I'm like, I'm sure she's a very nice girl. Yeah. Like live. Yeah. So I think everyone daddy, like, we don't need to be trolling anyone on the Internet for me except for Harry Rosen. Everybody, please go to Harry's fucking page and destroy we. Harry, I think we had a lot of fun today. Yes, we did.

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Is there anything else that we didn't cover that you want people to know about you? How about that? I feel like it's like what do you want people to know about you? Like, truly.

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OK, so my biggest thing is my ex was saying that I cheated on her.

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Right, OK, so yeah.

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So she's been in like every comment section, she's been in every fan page group chat saying all this stuff about me cheating on it. Right. So I just want to think like I broke up with her two times because I had to. The first thing was the Vegas situation that you spoke about earlier. Yeah. When I found out some stuff and I also had like a lot of bad family like trauma stuff going on where I needed my best friend and she couldn't be there.

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But escorting a Vegas kind of sucks.

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Like he's like I'm having, like, really bad like it was. And I mean, she's like, baby, I got to go get this cash. I got to go escort.

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You're like, huh. She's like said I was like, oh, why couldn't I like contextualising. She's like I had my phone on flatmate. I was with like famous people. I didn't want them to think that I'm like texting. I'm like, I'm your boyfriend.

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You're like I'm also your boyfriend. But also now it's kind of crazy. Like months later you're realizing, like, she's squirting you like that even sucks more, but at least you're back.

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But you were going through a really hard time when she was in Vegas. Yeah. So the first the notion to you, Francesca, go do what everybody does, get the back. You were in a situation where you needed your girlfriend and she chose to be escorting instead of, like, helping you with your family.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm sure one. But yeah. So obviously I don't talk on that because it's done. Spoke about on Logan's podcast, I literally said to her, I just wanted to start as friends and build our way up and like go from that because we didn't get that opportunity because we were straight on a TV show, found love, like it was the most insane experience.

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And it's like horrible how gross it's been since then, like how toxic it's been. Like, I've only I only want to look at the good memories with her. And I only like if I have a so I'd probably buy a drink and give her a hug and I hope she's all good.

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But like so the situation that sucked the most is we had this plan of how we were going to like announce the breakup. And it probably I actually made like like a little cute mammaries video to post on my ticktock and Instagram, say, hey, guys, sometimes things don't work out right and then go into about it.

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But the thing that really upset me was we broke up and then she said that Harry has been like she made a YouTube video that like when I went in on me. So that happened.

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She dropped this video and she's continue to push this narrative that I on. And I'm like, Francheska, I broke up with you. No, I couldn't. I wasn't didn't have that feeling for because of what happened when we first broke up, because I was so damaged and torn and I couldn't look at you the same. It was so difficult. And and the thing that annoyed me and she keeps saying this and all the fan pages in my like everyone's asking me, oh what?

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Ask him why he cheated. So you didn't cheat on her?

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No, never. And that's the thing that breaks my heart the most. Like she's in Vegas doing a thing. No one knows the truth. I've got videos of her kissing dudes. I got screenshots. I got all this stuff. I even got like screenshots with celebrities that she sent me to, like, make me feel like like tiny like it made me feel so bad.

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So I'm getting, like, no upset. Yeah. But anyway, so that happened. And she hit the fan pages. Keep continuing to push this narrative like, oh, how is the Lionhearted, how you did this and that. And even when I announced a breakup, I went on Instagram live. I was like fifty thousand people and I was like, nothing bad happened. Francheska, if you're watching this with your friends, I if you watch it back on YouTube, I literally was just like your friends there.

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Please give her a hug. Like make sure she's OK. Good. Like, I genuinely care about her, but she's been running with this narrative.

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Yeah. She wanted to I do think it speaks a little bit to your character. And again, like, I would love to get more of her side, but yeah, for sure. But I assure you, I'm sorry, but like you never came out, you're like hi to the world. Unfortunately, Francesca is currently escorting in Vegas and I'm breaking up with her because I'm also going through shit with my family, like whether it's true or not, whatever.

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That's what everyone I mean, in L.A. and I'm sure she'll come back after this and try and say shit.

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But the thing is, that frustrates me the most is she was saying that, like, she's got screenshots and stuff, that I'm cheating.

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And I'm like, Yeah, what is that?

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And I'm like, Postum, who's the girl? Tell her to come forward. Like, if there's someone there's someone that I genuinely was cheating on you with. I remember there was only one person that I hit up once we broke up.

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And I was just it was this chick that I used to see when I first moved to L.A. and I was like, are you in L.A.? And we were talking for a little bit. And then she was like, Are you with Francesca? I was like, no, we broke up like a month ago. We're just continuing to comment on each other's photos because we don't really know what to do. And we have a plan. We want to make it like seamless as possible.

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So that happened.

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And then she started running with that. Her friends put it on YouTube video saying I did this and that. She commented everywhere, continuing like essentially like canceled me and I and I still still to this day, I haven't even come forward with, like, everything, anything.

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So this is probably the first time.

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Well, you're you're not fully even coming fully forward because I understand what you're saying about, like, having a lot a lot a lot of shit that could completely destroy the narrative that she's coming with, if that's the truth.

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And I think that, like I would love to almost use this episode is like everyone listening understand on the Internet, nobody knows all the fucking phone or ever.

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So when people only when one person in a situation decides to come out and tell part of a story, whether it's a lie or part of it, if you don't ever hear the other full story from someone, you have no fucking idea what's going on behind closed doors.

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The thing is, I always found that people who don't need to defend themselves are the people that are telling the truth. Yeah, exactly. So like she said all this and she wanted an online battle. Yeah.

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And I started going into podcasting, like feeding into it. And I'm like, fuck, I don't really care about it like that.

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And I got bad fucking energy and you know the truth. And then it's like everyone else can fucking speculate on the Internet. But at the end of the day, gossip will continue and another job will come and this will be irrelevant. Exactly. And the thing is, like we only have one life, only one chance in this bitch. I know you only have one and you want to continue to focus on negative shit and stuff that, like, brings you down and brings you back.

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That's why I'm like literally I want to keep beating a dead horse. I just want it to be done. I want her to be happy. Leave me alone. Let me do my thing.

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Like, fuck that because I believe it of the day. I don't I know I don't know you, but I don't think like it takes a lot more energy to, like, hate people. And it's not like you hate her. So, like, you can sit there and try to, like, put out every fire or you could be like, I've got a great fucking girl. I want to go live my life. Yeah. Boom. Thank you so much for coming on.

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Call her daddy. That was super fun, Daddy. I hope you enjoyed that. Go show Harry some love. Go troll him whatever you want to do.

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Thank you for having me. Thank you for coming. All right. Oh. Hello, Datti guying, it is your father, I hope you guys enjoyed that. I have a couple announcements for you, which is very exciting, guys. Number one is next week.

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There is going to be someone coming on the show and that specific someone is a daddy gang member. Yes, I said it here first, so get fucking excited for that. Also, if you guys want, there are ugly Christmas sweaters. I know it's crazy. Christmas is coming up. Ugly Christmas sweaters on the call her daddy barstool store site. So if you guys want, go cop that and then go make sure to follow me on Instagram.

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It's Alexander Cooper and then call her daddy on Instagram. It's call her daddy. And then if you also want to keep him relevant and my God, you don't have to. But if you guys want to go follow Harry, it's Harry JLC. It's Joe WCI. Thank you, Harry, for coming on.

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And Daddy King next week do a lot of people's disappointment.

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I will be doing a questions of the fucking week segment, you motherfucker.

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OK, Daddy, you know the fucking drill. I will see you fuckers next Wednesday.