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What is up daddy gang. It is your single father, Alex Cooper. We call her at the top of the fucking morning to you, daddy gang.

It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, backordered Arga one for another episode of Call Her Daddy.

I am still in London. Hello. Welcome back to the show. I've obviously lost my mind. Yeah, I'm still here. I actually I haven't moved.

In fact, I'm sitting in the same fucking location in the bed with the microphone.

I haven't showered in a fucking week. Listen, it's the craziest thing. I love to report it. I'm still in London, bitches. You're all like, I didn't know it was an option to fucking leave.

Technically, my quarantine ended on Monday, so the country still on lockdown.

But I technically could, like, leave the apartment and, like, go to, I don't know, the fucking airport.

But it's the craziest thing.

Daddy gang, I'm still here.

And to give you an idea of where my mental health is, at last week I told you guys that I had been ghosting my therapist for three weeks and counting, OK?

She makes me pay the week that she knows I'm ghosting her because she knows I'm being unhealthy. So she tries to be like, no, you have to pay, so just show up. And I'm like, don't you take the money and I don't want to see you.

So finally, things turned around. And last week I put on my big girl pants and I made the executive decision to to my therapist and show up to my therapy session.

I mean, the hell you're all like, no, no. You go, it doesn't matter. I showed up. OK, so there I was. I'll never forget it. It was a brisk morning cocktail in one hand, therapy on the other.

I'm just kidding. I would never booze before therapy or whatever. I are there in the door. So the scene is set.

Cue my 50 minute therapy session.

Hello, therapist. Woman said I. She looked at me a little sideways and she said, Alex.

Where are you? Take a minute, collected my thoughts, clenched my asshole, and I said, Hey, girl, hey, go, hey. I was like, Hello? Hello. Oh my God, it's the craziest thing. I'm in London. She's like, I'm sorry, back. I'm like, I can't really hear you. Connection's not great.

She's like, OK, so you're having a full blown quarterlife crisis. And like, how do you know, fuck, fuck. You really hate to see a daddy gang.

You really hate to fucking see you never want to let your therapist down.

Then she proceeded to look at me and ask me the one question you never want to hear from your therapist.

She looks at me and she goes, Alex? Are you OK, literally just like that now? I wanted her to fuckin play some warp and be like, Yeah, bitch, we're in London, what dick are we on tonight? But of course, she's my therapist. She's like, are you OK? I looked her in the face. I said, You know what? I don't know. That's why I fucking didn't go to you this week, you stupid bitch.

That's why I got on the zoo. You tell me, am I OK? Just kidding. Honestly, I'm not kidding. It's so fucked.

So we had a long conversation and essentially she asked me, why are you there? How is it going and are you happy? And I said, I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.

He's like, oh, that's fucking great studying in that moment.

I realized in therapy, oh shit. I guess I haven't really taken a minute to self reflect on how this quarantine with this man is going for me. And also why did I really put myself in this situation?

I think last week I was like for a dick and just because we want to avoid the parents basement. But I think there's something deeper and darker.

And I think that's what my therapist was getting at. So she gave me a task and she told me next session, which will be when I upload this episode on this Wednesday, have those answers for me, think through it. So naturally, I'm going to do it right here on this podcast, dialling all the way back to being a tiny bit immature. But it is my life. No one is. I'm completely out of my comfort zone right now, being in quarantine with this man under one roof.

The games don't work. Oh, I'm going to leave him on Retter. Oh, I'm going to ghost him. I can't do that when I'm under one fucking roof with a man in quarantine.

He's right there. Where am I going to do, run into the second bedroom and lock the door? He's going to be like, Alex, are you OK? Leave me alone. Like it doesn't work.

So the technology that I've used in the past to fuck with men, not even fuck with men, just finesse my way through life and just not have to fully deal with them for a 24 hour fucking period no longer holds true.

I am in full blown hell, you know, and you're all like, oh fuck. So when I realized that, like, I can, I technically could ramp up the fucking crazy and do some weird shit in person and like freak the fuck out and have an exorcism before is Balkanize. But that's boring.

We know how to be toxic. So I realize why don't I use this time for something else? You guys know where I'm going with this?

Why don't I use this as a time to practice something that I'm not familiar with and maybe is not my strong suit? Maybe I should play house, maybe I should work on stability and companionship and friendship and comingling.

Why don't I put myself through a relationship boot camp? Can she even do it? Can she be not toxic till Thanksgiving? And so I'm trying and I don't think I'm awful at it. I've made him a couple drinks. I shower, I'm being kind to him. I'm compromising. We watched golf. We watched the Queen's Gambit go watch on Netflix.

It's a new good series. I'm realizing I'm not awful to live with. And I mean, he's been great. He's I think he's more of like a relationship guy. Like, he knows how to do this. He wakes me up, he gets me coffee, he brings me breakfast in bed. He's not awful. He's actually quite charming. The one disgusting thing and disturbing thing he's done is quite frequently he'll ask, oh, do you want any help with your podcast?

Like you want me to listen before you upload it? And I'm like, please stay six feet away social distance and go fuck yourself, buddy. OK, OK. But honestly, being nice. He's a very nice guy, very hot, very sexual loving, all the things I need to chill.

But here's the psyche part of it all. Why is it going well? Why am I not freaking the fuck out?

Here's what I came to the conclusion of it's not freaking me the fuck out because we're not in a relationship. No.

Is this maybe this is the healthiest, but knowing I can leave at any moment and knowing that I never have to see this man again if I don't want to, I can get on that plane next week and never see him again, or it could go great and I could continue to see him.

The point is, there's no pressure that helps me not feel suffocated knowing that in the back of my mind, because essentially it also helps that I put the cart before the horse. I put the cart.

That's not not the saying. I heard my mom say that the other day. Put the carpet, put the carpet, put the cart, put the car. You put the cart before the horse, which means you live together before you're in a relationship. That's what I'm doing. I'm living with someone before I'm even in a relationship with them. Test the waters, bitch.

I listen, in all seriousness, here's the thesis here it fucking comes, folks. Get your fucking notepads out. Someone please write this down and give it to me. I'm realizing this is about to be what I'm going to tell my therapist.

Why would I feel uncomfortable being here for some reason, I've always equated. Companionship and living with someone and being in a relationship. To having to compromise my independence and to give away some of that, and I think that so far I'm happy because it seems like the complete opposite, having been in quarantine with this man.

I feel like I'm running my life the same way I'm sitting here, I'm doing my podcast, I'm getting meetings done, I'm doing Zoome calls and I'm basically going about my life, how I would be doing it if I was in quarantine in L.A. or in New York.

So I think that what I thought wasn't possible is seeming to me to be possible. You can have companionship. And you can also have complete autonomy and independence in your life, Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, my God. Alex Cooper coming in for the call her daddy fucking podcast this week. Autonomy cart before the horse, independence and Companionship. Hello. You're all like, we've lost you. But you guys get what I'm fucking saying. Basically, guys, maybe this isn't relatable to every single person listening to this podcast, but anyone that's listening that you are an independent person and you like to be on your own and you like your alone time, sometimes any type of relation to us, even if it's a friendship or something, you're going to live with whatever it is.

Sometimes that shit is scary to us because we like to be on our own and have our own shit. Every time I get closer relationship, I freak the fuck out. I'm like, nope, I feel claustrophobic. Nope. That feels too controlling. Nope, I feel tied down and it's really like, well Alex really look through it, you stupid bitch. Are you tied down because apparently you can give a part of yourself to someone, but it doesn't mean you lose a part of yourself when you give that part.

You're still whole within your fucking self.

How low? I mean, you guys, it really is truly like self-help over here. Oh, my God. I think that someone at the door. Who is it? Someone's at the door. Oh, my God. It's fucking door dash motherfuckers. Daddy gang, we got a new fucking sponsor. And this one literally hits very close to my asshole because guess what it is. Door dash. Oh, my God, Alex, what is door.

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Fucking good. All right Daddy gang. I feel like every week in a strange way, this is like a second therapy session for me.

I get to double dip because I feel like talking things out almost helps me. And hopefully by me talking my situations out, it helps you. Not that I'm saying that every single person listening to this podcast is going through exactly what I'm going through, because if you had asked me a year ago to come to this conclusion that I just came to earlier, I would not have come to the same conclusion as I am now. I would have been like, suck the dick, fuck him, commit another man in London, quarantine with five men, return to the fuckin states like I was in a different place.

So the point is, is everyone in the daddy gang is different. That's what makes us the fucking daddy gang. We all have different views on things and we pull and we take from others fucking experiences. That's why I read Questions of the Week. That's why I have different guests on speaking of guests and having guests on what a fucking transition daddy gang I produce and I write the show every week.

Shocking some I know. Well, go fuck yourselves. It's the truth. And I make a decision every week.

Who do I want to have on the show? Who will come on and be able to entertain the daddy gang and make the daddy kings wed smell like good old fucking morning Dick in the best way.

However. I also am a god damn woman of the fucking people, and I've heard you guys and you guys have wanted a daddy gang member to come on the show.

You've wanted one of our own. And I have hurt you. And I also to have wanted the same. So without further ado, this week's episode is going to feature a daddy gang member, a daddy gang member who has extremely different views than me. We date differently. We fuck differently. We suck dick differently. And yet we're both fucking daddy gang. Through and through, we're fucking daddy gang, so let's get fucking into it. I couldn't help myself occasionally throughout the episode.

I'm going to pause the interview and make a couple comments about what I was thinking in that moment, because a lot of the topics that this guest brings up are tactically very different than what I do and how I date. And that hopefully is going to be a huge, relatable factor for a lot of people listening. We don't all have the same dating styles and we fucking love it. So motherfuckers get ready to hear from one of our very own, the first ever daddy gang member to sit down and do a call her daddy episode with me.

It was a fucking pleasure introducing Katy Florence. Hi, welcome.

What's going on, guys? Oh, my God. Daddy gang member on the show. How are you feeling right now? I'm feeling good. I'm so fucking excited. I'm ready to get into it. OK, good. So, Katy, basically, this is how I found Katy. I was on the Internet just doing my thing on Instagram. And then I came across a video that you made that was sort of on Brand with call her daddy and she makes these amazingly funny videos of you put together all different types of personalities of girls.

So like your heart, your emotions, your logic, the red flag side. And she makes these little skits about basically dating. And so when I watched these, I was like, wait, this girl definitely has a story to be told. And when I found out you were dating, I was like, go get the fuck here. And you live in Florida? Yes, I live in Florida.

Yeah. Tell us about yourself. God. So I'm 24 years old. I graduated from the University of Central Florida with my psychology.

Oh, we love this. We love the major. So it definitely helped when making the videos. And it helped me be very self-aware. So my videos are called the Council. And I started on tech talk during quarantine.

Actually, dude, that is so fucking wild that you literally just started this because of quarantine. Yeah. What were you doing prior to quarantine?

I was a substitute teacher. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah, you were being a teacher. What did you want to do with your life that while you're being a substitute teacher?

Well, I am a registered behavior technician, so I work with children who have autism. Amazing. And then I was going to work towards being an Abha, but you need like a lot more schooling. So I was like slowly but surely working towards that. And I was going to be like the end goal. But now, like, I'm having so much more fun doing this, like, obviously I still love it.

Right. But I think this is like what I was, like, kind of meant to do because I'm having so much fun doing it.

Dude, that gives me chills because the fact that you can look at Korona and quarantine and you used it as a way to do something you've never even thought you would be doing.

But I can like we can dive more into that because you were a very big part of that, actually. Why? Yeah.

So people always ask me, like, how did the council start? And I always leave one part out of the story because I'm like the only time I'm telling this one part is when I'm in front of Alex Cooper director.

I have never heard this story all find you guys.

I have no idea what she's outside waiting for this moment. So I remember I got ghosted on New Year's Eve, right. From a guy that I really liked and I was heartbroken.

New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve, like the worst holiday to go someone ever, because that's like the one holiday where you don't spend with your family. Right.

You want to fuck someone at midnight. And also it's like you aren't like that's the one day that you're like you have the plans are gearing up for it. You get your dress, your makeup, and then you get going, oh, my God, Katie, it was it was horrible.

So I was here for you. I was ghosted and New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I spent the whole day crying, just completely heartbroken. And I looked in the mirror and I saw, like, how ugly I looked. And I made myself laugh from making a joke. And I just was kind of like joking about the guy, like whatever he said anyways. And I just, like, made myself laugh. And then I was like, you know, I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I'm going to talk about my relationships and I'm going to make people laugh from them.

My first idea was a sex podcast stuff. And so I was like, no one has a sex podcast out. Like there's no female who talks about sex explicitly. Right. And I was, like, ready to dive into it. I was like, oh, my God, I know what it's going to be called. It's going to be great. It's going to be life changing. Right.

I was telling a guy friend about it and he goes, let's call her daddy. No, like, I'm sorry, call her was like I never heard of it. And so he was like, listen to it. I think you'll really like it.

I listen to the first five minutes and I was like, there's no fucking way I'm coming out with a podcast. I'm not I'm going to try to compete with this bitch. I was like, there's no way like, this is golden and I'm not even going to try to touch it. But I was listening to your podcast one day on a road trip, and then I turned it off and I sat like in silence. And it really helped me kind of think about my relationships and kind of break it down.

And then that's when the council came to me because I wanted to make a video about how I always ignored red flags. And I was like, why am I ignoring red flags? And then that's when all the characters came out. I just got chills from that. OK, I'm going to chime in here for five seconds. Please don't hate me. I hope to anyone listening if you were looking for a sign or fucking inspiration or anything. There it is, guys.

The fact that Katy is sitting here saying she was a substitute teacher, she thought she had her entire fucking life figured out and then quarantine hits and she pivot's she has the audacity, the goddamn balls, the biggest balls to just be like, you know what? I'm going to try and pivot and I'm going to go into a complete new career field. She goes for it, she finds inspiration, she goes for it. And then all of a sudden now she's going off in a complete different direction with her fucking life.

Anybody listening to this podcast, I hope you can use your fellow daddy gang member, Katie, as a sign, take her as inspiration. If you're sitting wherever the fuck you are in the world right now and you're like, I hate my job, I have this passion, but I don't know if I can make money. I don't know if I can do it, do it literally fucking do it.

Use Katie as a sign she's a fucking baller. She's going for it. So whatever it is for you that you're passionate about, maybe it isn't social media, maybe it's something else.

Do it. I mean, I don't know. I just thought that was really fucking cool. And I love how she shared that with me. So I love you, Daddy.

But really, that is what the daddy brings about. Anything is fucking possible. OK, I'm sorry. I'm fucking done.

Now, we're about to talk about how Katie, of course, because she's fucking daddy dating Katie also, in fact, labels the man that she fucks and gives them nicknames.

So the guy who goes me, he actually I gave him a nickname. His nickname is Mr. Big. No, he's your he's my Mr. Big Bob. You have names for your guy. Oh, yeah. Over here. Like Slim Shady, Canadian Mr. Zoo man. Oh, my God. So he came back.

So he came back. He's back around still being toxic. No, no. Fucking me over. Wait, wait. OK, hold on. So you have this man, he goes to you on New Year's Eve.

Then how long later did he come back in the picture? Oh, God. Maybe a month later.

A month later, he's like he's like, what the fuck does that motherfucker even did he even give an excuse?

Oh, sorry. I've just been really busy. What's up? Oh, OK. You were in New Jersey. You I'm so confused because we spent Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve together. Oh. When New Year's Eve. You were busy.

You spent Christmas Eve together. I was shopping. I was helping him shop for his family. So you know how heartbroken. You know, I was heartbroken when this happened. So of course, when he came back, I was like, fuck, it's fine. Yeah, you're busy. Fine, you're busy. But fuck you. Fuck you.

Yeah. OK, here's where I fucked up. OK, I was going to say the second time. Oh no, no, no. So he comes back in a month later after he ditches you on New Year's Eve. Yeah. You start hanging out again then where's the next ghost. I'm so sorry.

Probably like two weeks later it was well, it was real quick. It was like two weeks. But we had like spent like it had kind of like we went back into our group.

So you were like hanging out every day. Exactly. You're back into it. And then two weeks later and two weeks later, he's like, by the way, how does he go through that time?

Oh, it was just like it was just communication just stopped. And I was like, I don't even care. I the amount of times every I think every guy's like goes to me, stop every guy.

Why do you think that is?

I get very clingy. I'm like, OK, so I'm dating, but I'm a fraud.

I like listening to whatever it is. You can own it. I admit it.

I'm speaking. OK, so I'm here on this podcast to speak for all the people who have no idea what they're doing during sex. I love it and are just no idea what they're doing during relationships. Like you're just a fraud listening to this, but you're trying to gain that confidence. But you just you don't have it. I so I'm speaking for them.

I love that you're saying that because there are so many times where, like, I feel like I've read people's messages to me being like I'm loving everything I'm hearing. Great idea, Alex. However, I double texted him and I'm in his bed right now. And I want everyone to also know, because I know that I like coming from a place of like being the father. And I'm telling you everything. I've also played myself at times and I've gotten ghosted.

But I love that you're here saying, like, listen, I love the daddy, but I'm also a fraud sometimes. Yeah.

Aren't we all know we all k I just wanted to double check that there's no one. It's me again.

Sorry. Hi. I just want to double check. I don't want anyone giving Katie shit for being how open she just was.

I want to do slow clap, slow clicks for fucking Katie. It is not fucking easy to come on this podcast and say Oh I've been ghosted not once but twice in a row by a fuck boy who ditched me on New Year's Eve. Yes, she was weak for that dick, but we have all fucking been there. Are you kidding me? I have fucking been the dicks too good. The toxic dick even fucking better. So before anyone goes and judges, our beloved daddy gang is like, wow, she's not even fucking daddy.

Think back to your fucking self, Gertrud. Where the fuck were you the last time you were a simper fucking dick? Even the men out there, you've been a fuckin bitch for some pussy. Let's play a good game. Everybody, hopefully you're all listening with your friends or if you're by yourself doing your fuckin head, everybody take a minute. Who is the toxic dick that gets you so good, so wrapped?

You would answer him after two postings.

Mm hmm. OK. Mm hmm. It comes it comes right to mine. It goes right in there. You got it. OK, Locata and fuckin hold it mine when I was in college was so disturbing, so truly, so truly pathetic.

I would have dropped anything for that man. I could have been in my fucking grandmother's funeral. He called me on like, I will come lick your asshole. And it's said, no, that's like fucked up. Sad, no. True, true. He texted you. You're on your way. You're speeding down the fucking freeway. Bitch is the Red Sox player that I used to fuck when I was in college. I would have licked that man's fucking asshole like a fucking bidet, clean it right up, slurp shit right to the back of my throat.

Because, baby, I want those goddamn fucking tickets to your game. I want my college friend. I want the whole crew. I want the drinks. I want the lifestyle. OK, so locate yours. And this is the thing. And this is what I fucking asked Katie.

We all get one do we all them. That one girl that we're sent for, but usually that toxic dick. There's some type of specific secret sauce slathered on that one really toxic dick that makes you put up with that semi soul crushing humiliation 24/7. OK, like I just said, I wanted the lifestyle. So I asked Katie, however, what is it about, Mr. Big? Oh, it's not the lifestyle. Oh, it's not. So what is it in her answer, ladies and gentlemen, I felt it in my fucking so I felt it not only in my fucking so I felt it in my gut.

And every woman is going to feel this one. You know what it is?

Oh, he was the first guy to give me an orgasm during sex. Warchus that's not OK. We OK. We and how you're. How old are you. Twenty four. I'm twenty four. And this was recent. This was recent.

So you just had your first orgasm during sex. Yes. And I've been having sex for quite some time.

I started having sex at a very young age like I was out of the womb. Oh yeah. Ready to fuck. No, literally we. Can I ask you, when you lost your virginity? Sure. I was very young. I was fifteen now twenty four years old.

And you finally have finally had my first orgasm. And it's a life changing lots for you, a life changing. But well, I was able to give myself orgasm, so I would always, you know, have sex and then go home, masturbate, and then I'm good size.

I know it is sad and I thought that was normal for so long. I thought that was normal. And I remember reading somewhere online because everything you read on the Internet is true. Right? Of course. And I read somewhere online that like seventy percent of women can't have orgasms during sex. So I thought I was, you know, normal and I wasn't mad when I wasn't having sex. I wasn't even, like, trying to, like, respect it.

And according to exactly, exactly which that is a true statistic like internal penetration. Kind of you can't exactly. There it is internal penetration. So later on, I found out that most women don't have orgasms through penetration alone but don't have or in general, men don't have orgasms during sex.

Right. OK, ok. Right.

OK, so that's where I fucked up. And then once I found that out, once I found a guy who actually took the time to get in positions, I was more towards me instead of like trying to please himself. That's when everything changed and my standards got a lot higher in the bedroom. Wow. Because I realized all these other guys, they were just using me as pocket PCs, how I say like their personal pocket pussy. And what I mean by that is that they weren't even trying to please me.

They weren't even touching me. There was no foreplay. You are doing only positions. I worked for you and you got off in five minutes. You didn't even care about me.

You didn't even care. And also because then it goes back to you where you also didn't really expect more until you add more. So you thought that was normal. And then the minute you met a guy that's like literally fucking you in a position that, like, is stimulating your right, making you feel good and he's focusing on you. Right. All of a sudden it's crazy because you get out of that, like, cloud of thinking. You're having great, good sex, I guess.

But I just don't come. And then you have the one guy that you meet and you actually are coming. You're like, yeah, wait a second. What was I putting up with before that exactly.

And how did you have your first orgasm? Like what was the Pisit like?

Oh, we were on the couch. I remember exactly. We were on the couch and I was on top riding him and I remember he was like, don't stop. And I was like, oh, he must like it. He was telling me, don't stop because he knew I was enjoying it and he knew that was a position that was going to make me come. And that's what I realized. And then once I came, I remember I was so confused.

I was like, what the fuck just happened to my body?

Oh, my.

And I got up and I looked at him and he looked at me and he goes, Shit heads different, doesn't it?

Oh, and you were like, I have I been doing for the past how many years of my life know? Literally it was life changing. And then he brought me to the bedroom and then we fuck some more and then I came through penetration. So now it's a lot easier for me to come. Other guys can make me come now because I've already broken that barrier. I know how to work your body. Yeah.

So it definitely helped me kind of be more comfortable with actually allowing yourself to have an orgasm because a lot of us hold back to.

I'm sorry I had to do a kiddie fucking game, OK? I'm so drama. I'm sorry about Holly fucking lujah, Daddy getting another sign. OK, I just want to quickly chime in. You're like, Alex, please don't please shut the fuck up. Every woman listening, please. Again, use Katy as a sign. There are so many women every single day mediums. And I know it may sound repetitive to the women that come. You're fucking lucky.

Shut the fuck up and go take a fucking water break, OK? Every woman that has sex and you do not have orgasms during sex, stop feeling fucking down. I understand you're at the bottom of the goddamn barrel. You really are. You're so depressed because when it's just you, when it's just you and your vibrator and your dildo in that arena, by arena I mean your goddamn bed. You can come and you can fucking squirt and you can do all that jazzy shit.

And you dream of doing that one day on a goddamn deck.

But let it be heard from our beloved Katy. She wasn't thinking about coming that time. She was just having sex. He kept her going. She was enjoying it. And then she came. If you have not had success coming during sex, have no fear, Katie is always going to have no fear.

Please take your fucking time and stop overthinking about it, because once you crack that code, the floodgates fucking open and I'll play you the fucking Hallelujah soundtrack when you fucking come, OK? And now we can cut her some slack. Now we get why Katie is obsessed with Mr. Big. I think we would all be the man makes her fucking squirt.

However, it's time to get a little deep and call Katie out. Why are you so clingy, Katie? Let's hear it. Tell us about you being clingy.

I don't know what it is. I just like I get used to a certain what's routine. Yeah, I got used to a routine.

So I'm with you like a lot. And we hang out a lot and we enjoy each other's company. I'm going to want that like 24/7 because I'm used to it. Yeah. So once you start pulling away because you know, I'm kind of getting like clingy, that's when I cling on even more. And it's almost like sometimes people do that because they've been single for so long. I mean, I've been single for like like single single for like almost four years now.

So when I do meet someone who I feel like they could be my potential new boyfriend, I'm so excited for it. And I want to do like all these things with them. And so I'm trying to like, knock it out, like, let's go to Disney. Let's do this. Let's do that. Like, I'm like that type of. Yeah. And it scares them because I come on so strong. But it's like I've been single for so long, like I'm ready to like not enjoy life with another person.

Kind of. I kind of. I really respect you for saying that though, because I think a lot of bitches are like, I just don't get it. And it's like, Mary, you are constantly literally sitting on his porch steps waiting for him to come home from work. And you're like, are you ready for dinner? And he's like, we didn't have plans tonight. Like, please relax. Like, you're at least being like I get that when I find someone that I like.

I mean.

And so do you have a type like do you have if you look back at toxic talk?

No, I'm just going to I feel like I tend to be attracted to kind of the alpha of the room, the one who's got the most friends, the one who's, like, getting the most attention and a sense of like you can make people laugh. You're kind of the life of the party. But those are the dangerous ones. Yeah. Because they all they want that attention so badly, they'll do anything for it.

And that's where you have to be very, very careful because then it's all about him. When you like you like the man in the room being the alpha. If it is all about him and he really leans into that man in the relationship, it's going to continue to be all about him. Oh, yeah. That's where it's hard to be a sociopath or like a narcissist. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend I'm pretty sure Mr. Vega is a full blown sociopath.

Yeah, OK. Hi, it's me. Shut up. I just. This is quick. I want everyone in the daddy gang to listen the fuck up. Katy is about to describe some fucked mental manipulation from Mr. Big. And when you guys listen to her and the tonality of how she describes how he speaks to her, please try to hear if this relates to a situation in your life or someone close to life. OK, love you guys.

This just happened recently. I want to say it's super fucked up, but it was just like you knew what you were fucking doing, right? I was like pretty drunk and I was telling him we were talking about like sex and relationships. And I was like, I don't know, I'm looking for someone that I can match with sexually and also like on a mental level, like, I want to be able to, like, match both things.

And he looked at me was like, you don't think we have that, like, mind fucking me? And I was like, wait, I didn't know what he wanted me to say. Like, I didn't know how to answer that. So I was like, not really. I don't think we have that. And he's like, Katie, how do you see us now?

I'm really mind fucked. And I'm like, I wasn't expecting this at all. And I was like, I mean, I know you'll always have like a special place in my heart. That's where I fucked up. Oh, and they're so manipulative.

Katie Yeah, exactly. We have exactly the sociopath. Just wait for it. And so I'm like, oh, you know, you'll always like have a place in my heart. But I like at the end of the day, I don't trust you. I don't trust anything you say, but like, I'm not going to lie play. Anybody in a room like I'm going to go towards you was like, that's nice, can I see you as a really good friend?

I'm falling on my own. All I could do was laugh. All I could do was last night first first rule. You cannot tell a guy I know. I always have it. That's why I'm that's why I'm a fraud. Because I'm a I'm a stamp. I'm a full blown said no, but and then to follow it up and be like, you know, I don't trust you at all. I spent all my time with you. Yeah.

I don't trust you at all. You know, if we're in a room, I'm going to pick you. Yeah. Keep and I'm going to get sick at the end of the day.

No, no, there's better. There's OK. Hey, it's me again. We're all I know. We're all listening says I even know Katie. Katie knows she was saying it and she was like, I know we all know like fuck but we've all fucking been there.

How do you get out of it. It's you're so wrapped on that fucking good sauce on that good toxic dick, like how fuck you allow crazy shit like this to fucking go down again.

I commend the shit out of Katie for being so fucking vulnerable and honest and risking people being like, oh wow, you're such a fucking pushover. But please, I encourage you guys to let her vulnerability be an amazing moment for anyone listening.

Like, is this you? Like, chill on that shit, first I got like, is that you in your life right now? Is a guy or a girl manipulating you currently in your life right this moment and talking to you like this, like, oh, Katie, OK, you're so Killick.

Oh, Alex, like, so cute. That's how the Red Sox player talk to me straight up. Oh, you're so young. Oh, cute. So naive. It's patronizing and it makes you feel so fucking little.

You hear Katie the way she says, I was I was so caught off guard. I didn't I didn't really know what he wanted me to say. That's what they do.

They want you to be so fucking caught off guard and they want you to feel so little, you know, that shitty feeling you get in your stomach when someone makes you feel like that. If you ever fucking have that feeling, if any partner you are with has ever put that pit in your fucking stomach, you need to get the fuck out again. Easier fucking said than done. But I'm just hoping this podcast can at least get one fucking girl, one fucking guy out of something like this because that shit fucking rocks you.

That fucking shit brings you down your confidence the way you look at relationships.

And I know I'm going on a rant here, but it's like, damn, I thank Katie so fucking much for bringing the story because I'm like, that is some vulnerable shit. And that's not something that a lot of people would admit. Come on, The Color Daddy podcast. Yeah, this guy on the stand for his fucking Deqi fucks me over, he treats me like shit and I'm fucking there because I want the deck zero to fucking Katie. Thank God she recognizes that.

She's like, listen, I get it. I see it.

Some people wouldn't even be able to pinpoint that conversation and even say it was fucked.

So but if you're somewhere listening right now and this feels too close to home, or maybe you're just like a conversation that Alex is playing, like it feels weird, why does it feel weird?

Is it you sometimes you just can't fucking see it and it gets fucking worse.

Here we go.

This is so unhealthy. I know it is. It's extremely unhealthy because does he other than like sex, like consistently make you feel great about yourself. He'll compliment you. Yeah, I got complimented. I think. What he it was one of those oh, I've never I've never dated a black girl before, you know, you're like really pretty for and I stopped him.

I said, what? And he was like, you're just you're just really pretty. And I was like, I wish you would have continued that sentence. I get that a lot. I've never dated a black girl before. You're the first black girl I've ever dated.

Why do men think that's something you should say? I don't know. And it's so awkward. It's so uncomfortable. Like, do you want do you want like a manual like. Yeah. Like it's going to be a little darker than you do, but like, nothing's different, nothing stopping on the inside. There might be a little thicker down there, but it's still the same old, the same bitch like it works the same blow up.

Wow. It's crazy. It is a fucking of what we can. I think that's amazing for you to touch on, like how that has affected you in dating when men do date a lot of white guys or. I do.

Yeah, I do date a lot of white guys. It just happens. I mean, they just. Right. Right, right. And they're telling you that you're just pretty black girl. How fucked up. And. Yeah. And what do you usually say to that? I usually just don't say anything.

I don't know how to respond. I mean it's the best response is no response. Yeah. Like it's just like I'm just so uncomfortable and like it's almost like they say it like they want a prize for it, like oh congrats. There was one guy as his dick is in my mouth, I'm literally sucking him off. He goes, oh my God.

Had from a black girl is amazing as I'm sucking him off. Like What do you say to that. Like how about just head from Katie is amazing. Katie lasing dude, did we have to go there. Oh what in what world. Like they're psycho.

Why the fuck would you say that to me while my while your dick is right and they probably I don't know what his thought process was, but you know what?

I found out that white men have told me the nerve, the audacity of the fucking girl. They got the fucking nerve, you know.

So you just kept did you just keep sucking it or.

I just. Yeah, I didn't even know what to do. I just, like, fight it a little. Yeah, I shut up man. I that good.

It really that good. Wow. So have you. So you've experienced that a lot.

Yeah. Like literally every white guy that I've dated has said that and it's just like I don't I mean but it's usually just that like that one sentence.

Right. And then they don't like mention it again but it's just like you don't know how to respond to that, like it's just awkward. So men out there like just don't say that. Well it's like if you looked at him you're like, wow. Like you're one of the only like white guys that I've ever dated. Like what is he supposed to say. Yeah, it's like me being like, you're the smallest dick I've ever been with. Like, what should I say.

Yeah. Yeah, no, literally, like make him feel so insecure. Do you have any advice to people interracial dating.

I would say just the same. Like if anything, like just try to get educated, like there's certain things like I mean some people just like learn about like different cultures and stuff which is like very exciting. And I like have fun with it. I mean, I'm from an interracial couple. My mom's white, my dad's black. So I just like, love that, you know, so I don't think twice about it. It's just like natural to me.

Oh, I just don't understand.

And I think that's amazing for you to say. I'm like men and women. There is no reason for a man to make that comment.

Right. Or just like be like scared or like to not like if we're going to be like different, like everything's the same. Everything.

Vagina and nipple rings. Yeah. Like we're going like we're good. It's going to feel the exact same if not better. Fuck you better. I know. And again, like you said. Had from Katy. Yeah. Had from Katy is amazing. How do you think your head came it. Oh OK. Here's my thing.

We're getting better. We're getting worse. What do you think. What is this noise. It really just depends on my mood. There are some days where I can take it a little deeper than others and there are some days where I'm like and it's just the tip.

I'm not even like. And I know. But I will say this. I am not ashamed to say that I do not swallow shit tastes like warm boogers and battery acid.

OK, I'm not. Burgers and warm, but I have never heard that in my entire fucking life. Wait, wait, can you. This is fascinating. Fascinating.

How how how do you, like, explain to them what you're about to do? Like when he's about like, how do you. Come on, Alex, get the fuck state. You know, I'm so sorry that I'm acting as though I don't understand the concept of not swallowing cum. I'm like I'm like.

So I don't logistically. How do you how does one how do I I apologize. Ladies, everyone that doesn't fucking swallow cum. I am here to support you, although I don't fully support it, I support it. We've got to support each other. But like you fucking swallow. OK, continue.

Have you ever heard a guy be like what you're not going to swallow my come. I let them know like they know.

I usually say because there's a lot of girls I think that would prefer not to swallow. Can you give them advice. How do you go.

I mean usually most of the time I give had as like foreplay and then we get right to it. I've never done it. Like, I mean there have been a couple of times where they like came in my mouth without warning and I kid you not I spit it onto his stomach and was like, what the fuck was that.

Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Warned me sir. We I wasn't ready.

So so you it just it's just gross, you know, it's the texture, it's the texture of it that throws me off, throws you.

I'm like very big on textures like I can't do smoothies like if there's chunks in it like I don't want. Oh OK.

So I could see that it's like yeah. Like I can't it doesn't it. Honestly like I've never had like sperm that tasted bad.

It's just I know but it's, it's just the fact that it's warm and the texture of it, it just reminds me of boogers like it's like let me hauk a warm laghi into your mouth and tell me how easy it is for you to swallow it.

That's what I say to God. Katie is going in like OK with you when you go to spit it, like where are you spitting it? I just run to the bathroom. So you keep it in your mouth. Yeah, I think it works. That is worse. You're marinating in the. Yeah. You just got to run quickly and then how are you able to just stop it from going right down your throat. You just. Oh I.

Oh yeah. I pull that once I taste a little bit I'm like oh oh. Just finished jacking it off and like you thought, you thought you were going to get a sneak attack on me.

Go fuck yourself. I commend you for saying that you don't swallow. I think that's good. I think girls listen I personal shame in my game. No, no shame in the game. Absolutely fucking not. That's why I love having people on here about their different techniques.

So there is clarification.

If any of you were wondering at the beginning of this episode when I was like, we have very different views on the world, I'm more so men where we allow the come to land and buy land. I mean, I love to put that to back my throat. I've told you guys before, cleaner white teeth, we love it. There's something in the hygiene. It really gets us going. Katie, however, she doesn't feel the same, and that's OK.

Some of us like to get our protein in different ways. OK, OK. Here's a quick story from Katie about giving a blowjob. This is a good one. Here you go. Have a fun.

You know, have you ever been drunk and you thought to yourself, like, I'm about to rock this fucker's world, I'm going to try something new? Oh, yes. So I'm in the pool with a, you know, different guy.

And I'm like, OK, I'm doing this. I'm going to suck his dick underwater.

Think about me. Think about that for a second. Really think about that logistically. Oh, no. Yeah. They give you a it's going to be so good.

It wasn't until I completely submerged my head underwater and shoved his dick in my mouth that I realized I had just fucked up. Oh, right.

You're like this is like logistically is not it's not working. So I come up, I'm like gasping for air, just coughing up just loads of water. He's hysterical. And he was like, I knew what you were trying to do. I knew what was going to happen, but I had to watch it. I had to watch it go down. And that's why I don't trust men. I don't trust you.

Like, honestly, I'm very entertained right now. Let's give this bitch can take the chlorine gulp and then take my dick right after it. No. And he lets you do that. That's the thing about men is it is frustrating because they will never stop if it's about to be a good time, even though he knew that you were about to literally go and gorge yourself in chlorine water.

Yeah. OK, so then you just stop. Mhm. Yeah. When did you get your nipples pierced.

Oh right after my last breakup.

Said girls dye their hair. You got my nipples. How did you decide to do that. I would literally pass the fuck out.

No I had always wanted them for the longest time and then my roommate at the time she was like, oh I want them to. And I think she had just gone through a breakup as well. So I was like, oh, let's go get them done. And we held each other's hands. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, because a lot of people ask me about this. When you get your nipples, you have about a 50/50 chance of it increasing this sensitivity or taking away the sensitivity completely.

In my case, I can no longer feel in my nipples, oh, I have no sensitivity at all, my nipples. So I'm like, that's kind of sad, right?

I mean, not really. They I didn't really have feeling in them to begin with because I have inverted nipples. So when they're inverted, they actually tell you to get them here so they can pop out. And you could feel more like I guess normally there is no like normal reliables.

This is good information, though, because I've had women. Right, and be like, what do I do, like I have inverted nipples, like what's wrong with me? I'm like, nothing's wrong. There's nothing wrong with you. So you found that by piercing your nipple, like helps them, like, forces them out.

I love the look of them. Like, I can't imagine my boobs without the nipple rings. Have guys loved it.

Oh yeah. I always feel bad. I'm like, don't even don't even try sucking on it. I know it tastes like pennies, like rubbing metal, like I don't feel anything but they're pretty to look at like that because if you can't feel and he can like taste the.

Yeah but like but it looks hot. It looks so good.

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OK, so tell us about you were saying to me. So you've been in monogamous relationships. Yes. Talk to me about the other side of your life.

So I was in a polyamorous relationship at one point. And so polyamory, I don't even know. There's so many polygamy, I guess you could say basically you're like openly dating more than one person. And it's it's kind of hard to explain. You kind of just do what's best for you. There's like different definitions. So it can be like whatever you think a relationship is, you can be with that person, but you're never going to get that title.

It's kind of like you're just doing the relationship thing without the title and then you're doing it with multiple people. So can you kind of.

That's interesting. So you're you were dating him a man and then were you both also dating another person or you were both just dating other people?

So I was dating this guy. He was the one who introduced polygamy to me at the time. And I was trying to figure it out. I was learning about it and I felt like it would be best for me in that time frame because I had just gotten out of a monogamous relationship and I didn't like it. I was like, oh, maybe I need to try this. I was willing to try it out.

OK, that's good. You're open to it. How old were you?

I was, I think twenty two. I was like junior or senior year college.

I'm like, how did he like bring it up to you. Like what does he say.

He we were on the phone and like things we had been like texting and like talking every once in a while he was like, before we take this any further, like how do you feel about monogamous relationships? And I was like, honestly, I don't believe in them anymore. And he was like, well, it's perfect because I'm actually like polygamist.

Right? And you're like, is this a really weird way of you saying you just want to go fuck a bunch of bitches? Because, like, I just wanted you to be open because I could see some guys being like, I love. But I that's also like a higher level word that, like, not a lot of guys would introduce.

Yeah, I'm not something like. Yeah. So he wasn't like just like fucking other girls. He was like dating other girls, OK.

And so he was in like pretty like together relationships with them. And then I was like introduced and here's where it started getting weird. So I'm fascinated.

It's fun if you are also dating other people. I was not at the time. I was just seeing him and I was seeing him while he was seeing multiple girls. Now I was starting to meet the girls, so now I can put a face to them.

When you say meet them, like tell me, like what would it be a scenario that you meet them?

So we all went to the same school and he worked at one of the places on campus and we would all like go visit him, obviously, and he'll be like, oh, that's like so-and-so. I mentioned you to her and like we all knew about each other. So I was like, Oh, hey, nice to meet you. And of course, you're going to do the initial, like comparison. Right?

We all look alike, which we all look alike. Different font. Oh, God. You're just like it's very similar. Oh, God. Yeah.

And then here's where it like really just started going downhill. It wasn't like me in him anymore. It was almost like he was trying to get like a sister wife thing going on.

I felt like yeah. So I asked him for advice on something and he was like, oh, you know, I don't know about that. But like you should ask her, she knows a lot about it. And it's like, no, no, I have a relationship with you. Yeah. I don't have a relationship with her. I don't want to like, talk to I'm coming to you directly.

Yeah. So the line started getting blurred and then he would like tell me about their sex life, like his sex life with her. And it's like I'm not jealous but I'm a little uncomfortable. I guess he would just say things like, oh, that's weird. That position didn't work for you. It worked for her. Like, she really likes that position. Maybe we should try it again.

It's like, what do you want to know that like, I don't have an issue with you fucking another girl, like literally an hour before I come over, but I just don't want to know about it.

That's fascinating to me because without you hearing about them, maybe that would technically be considered in. Back in the day, just like you're just dating multiple people, writing open about like I'm also seeing other people, right.

But the fact that he was creating a relationship around normalizing, talking about them to you and normalizing talking about their sex life. Yeah, I could. So see where that gets the lines are blurred. Yeah. And then you also can't help if you're really liking this man. You can't help. But I wouldn't even jealousy is not even the right word. It's like you start to just wonder, like, well he's saying all these things to me, but he's saying to her to right.

And that fuck with you. Oh yeah. And then you just think like, well, he didn't have sex with me tonight. Is it because he's having sex with her tomorrow or because, like, she's better and like you started like even though you're not jealous, but you start comparing and that's where I knew, like, maybe this isn't what I'm meant to do. So I had to, like, pull myself out of.

That's really that's a good point, Katie, because I think that knowing myself, I do compare myself and I know that's not healthy, but we all do it. So if you now know what the girl looks like and he now mentions their sex right, when you're having sex with this guy, you inevitably are going to think, wow, I wonder, like, do I have to perform a little bit better? He's going to go fuck her tomorrow, right?

What if she's better than me? Right, exactly. Where can I ask you like to do you you just were all like just using condoms and like that's was I or most of the time I got tested right before he got tested.

Everyone got tested like I'm safe.

Right. So we knew, like, if there was anyone else, like if they were dating other guys as well, like those guys had to get tested. So like there were sometimes we use condoms sometimes. But I knew like I, I felt like, yeah.

The crazy thing is that you said you're like the issue is, is that I wasn't dating anyone else. Right. And it's interesting to know, like maybe it would have worked better for you, but you would just get out of a monogamous relationship. I this guy and you'd already in itself was like something crazy. So it would have been interesting to see, like, have you met him at a different point in your life?

Like right now you said you're fucking I like my thing is the reason why I stay away from relationships is because I do want a one on one like monogamous relationship.

But I always hate putting that title because I feel like someone better can come along and I want to be available if that person does so. I never want to settle down with someone. I'm like still waiting for that perfect person right. To where I'm not even looking for like if someone better is coming, you know.

OK, well, can I give you advice? Sure.

Because hearing about your Mr. Big Situation, I've had one of those and hearing you say that you don't want to settle and you're you're waiting for that person and you're like you. That's why you don't want to get into a relationship. I was the same exact way. I was like, I'm just keeping him around because he's toxic, but it's good sex and like, whatever. Yeah, but I would say to you, at some point, if you start to be like, I haven't really found that person, I would I know it's easier said than done.

But a lot of times when you have that toxic person in your life that Mr. Big in your life, you don't even realize it, but you're not even fully allowing yourself to be open to new healthy shit to come in.

So my therapist said, oh, you're there. Might be OK. Yeah, yeah. And I remember when I cut mine off, I was like, this is going to be so lonely. I loved our sex. Yeah. And then all of a sudden I met an amazing person and I was like, wait, what the fuck. Yeah. What if I hadn't cut that off. And it's hard because it's consistent and it's toxic. And so you it's literally like you probably know I can't get her anymore from this person.

He's like me.

So you're not even vulnerable. It's like he's a dick. He's got a great dick. So whatever. But to find a new person, it's hard for you because it's like you still don't even realize how much energy you're putting into someone toxic. How the fuck are you going to find someone that's healthy?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm in my therapist. Oh, like my therapist.

You're like actually my therapist. I'm like, OK, well that makes me feel the same exact thing. Would you consider your sex life like do you like to look are you dominant, submissive like do you like to get wild. Like what would you describe your sex life like.

I would say I like I am a little I want to believe I'm dominant. Right. But I don't think I can do it. I do like making the first move a lot of the time. I love that, but I do like being controlled at the same time. I do like being hit a little bit.

If you slap me in my ass, I'm going to cry. If you slap me in the face like, Oh, have you ever gone too far?

I've had a nightmare one.

And I was like, No, no, I don't think it's ever gone too far because I'm you know, I hang out with little bitch boys, right?

You hit me harder. Harder. Come on. I'm like, whoa, they just get I don't know, there's something about it.

Like, guys still don't know the difference between, like aggressive and like I guess just like going fast, like there's a difference.

Like aggressive doesn't mean you have to go like super duper fast, like calm down. Like they'll be aggressive. I love that topic.

That's a good mendleson. That's a good point. It's like when you want to have a guy and, like, be super aggressive and get fucked, like aggressive. Yeah. A lot of. If you're an experienced man, I feel like they are like, OK, now it's like pound her and it's like, no, no, you don't have to know. You could go so slow and still be being aggressive and, like, yanking me and like, yashima up against the wall.

That is harder than like we're going like ramp's right.

Or when they like grab your face and they're making out with you super quickly like I can't keep up and I'm like, I hate when people kiss me so quickly. Like I like their mom's about to walk in. We're like rushing to do something. Come, let's slow it down. We're not going anywhere. Like, you could still be aggressive, but it doesn't have to be quick.

Right. Or my favorite. Have you ever had guys who are so aggressive and they're like rubbing you outside of your jeans and they're like, oh yeah, oh, you know, they're like, oh, you're killing.

You're like the denim to click ratio is genuinely hurting. You're in between my thigh and my left lip like, you know, near my clinic. Oh like yeah. You like that. Like I think you like it more than me but I don't even get how you like you know how to tell them. So I'm like, oh yeah, they'll find it eventually.

Dude what do you think in the bedroom. Like you have any tips. Like do you feel like you've got something that like maybe the daddy game could use, have you had any guys like look up at you and be like whoa, I can't believe she just did that.

I know when I'm on top writing, one thing that's really helped me learn how to ride is you can balance a lot better if you place your palms on their pecs.

So if you kind of like boost yourself up like that and then start like kind of bouncing. Yeah. On it. I mean, that's what I just that's my go to. I just like bounce on that deck that there she is.

Katie, I love that because I think I've always told I think when you're doing it like when people are like how do I get on top and like how do I feel comfortable?

I would say my biggest advice for getting on top is like finding stabilization. Right?

Because the minute you are, you have to be so comfy. You have to be so like you need to know that when you go up and you come back down, you're not going to be cramping. You're not going to be like, this is awkward. Like, where am I? And then putting your I agree. I always put at least one hand on his chest. Yeah. And then that allows you to have a lot of movement.

You can do a lot more. I want to go back to you brought up red flags. Yes. And I think that that's such a good topic.

I like I haven't talked about a while on call her daddy and like, is there anything, even if you like, reference back to your videos, like, are there any like go to ones that you're like ladies? Yeah. Listen to me.

If there's this this, then you need to run the ones where I mean the one that I hear almost all the time is I really, really like you. I want to keep doing this. But I just like I'm not ready for a relationship yet. Can be like, wait, can we give it a little bit of time? Like, I don't see myself. I just don't think I'm a relationship type of guy. But I definitely want to keep doing this.

That's like the ultimate red flag. It's so true. It's so true because no one, if he really liked you right, he first he's not going to be saying that to you. A guy a guy is never not down for a relationship if he finds the right girl. Exactly. So, like, if he's saying that to you ladies, you just have to kind of know, like, he's not down. He likes fucking you. Yeah, but he's not going and he wants to put it out there so that, like, if you aren't down, he kind of doesn't give a fuck if you walk away.

Yeah. It's like I totally understand. Like, oh I completely get if you want a relationship. Sorry. Yeah. He's like kind of saying like I don't really give a fuck if you leave, but I'll continue to fuck you if you stay.

Yeah. That awful. So ladies, I agree with you. That's a good one Katie. It's like if, if he's saying that to you, run.

Yeah. Just leave me down to fuck. But I feel like a lot of girls always are saying they're going to hope that they change their mind and you're not going to change your mind.

It rarely, rarely happens. That's a good point.

Thank you so much. I know you came from Florida for this and I can't thank you enough. I think in person meeting you, you were so right. I remember we were going to do a resume and I was like, we have to meet. And it was meant to be. Yeah. So fucking happy that you came on. And I'm happy that the daddy is going to get to hear your story.

I know you have. I don't think you understand everyone like out of everything that I've done in this past year, like you guys being on call her daddy. I feel like I've made it like it was this that everyone knew they were like, that's all you've wanted to do was to be on call her daddy specifically. And the fact that I'm here, you guys manifest, you can do anything.

You put your mind literally chills because I didn't know this story. So I'm like sitting here. I had no idea that you that this was something you wanted to do. I was like, hey, do you want to come up like daddy going, like, let's do something together.

That's a goal from the very beginning. Katie. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Thank you for giving all the details about your sex life.

I can't wait for your family to hear, like Daddy getting you to realize that Daddy is always like, I want to come on. I'm like, did you tell your parents, are they ready for this? But you said they're fine. Yeah. Your father's so excited. My mom was like, is it like, can I watch it today? Oh, my God, no. I thought, oh, my God.

Well, I thank you so much, Katie. Tell us where we can find you. Your social media's on Instagram.

So take talk everything. Tech talk, YouTube. Instagram, Katy, Florence, Katy, Florence, like the city in Italy, and then the council page, a separate, but it's linked to my bio on my main Instagram, Katy Florence. So you can see it, you'll find it. But it's all Katy, Florence, Twitter, everything.

Katie, Katie, Florence. I can't wait to see where you are and I can't wait to see where you and Mr Big are in a year. He's gone. You're gone. You're getting away. Oh, once I'm in L.A., it's gone. It's gone. OK, that's it. You move and you get rid of it. We're done. We start new shiny new talks. Just not him. Exactly.

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You're welcome, Halah. Oh, hello. Have you heard about that GAO Nahr Hewish? Are you well, I heard she does this fighting and apparently she pretends like she's in France.

Are you? I've never heard it. What does she do?

Well, I heard that she does something where she answers something which she answers these things and the good look west.

Oh, OK, like what? The whole question of why call Sobby, but, oh, well, fuck, bye. Oh, my God. What am I doing? All the motherfucking bottom. Oh, yeah.

My abdomen is honestly torn. What the fuck was that gal just doing? Oh, bitch. It's called fucking questions of the week.

Motherfuckers, I'm fucking back, baby. I know it hurt a lot of your souls to just fucking hear that, but I am so fucking happy to be able to say I don't give a fuck. Welcome to my fucking podcast, bitches. And guess what? We're back with fucking daddy gang questions of the motherfucking week. Let's get fucking into it.

Hmm. OK, hi. Our sexy single father. Oh, sweetheart, don't hate me. Fuck up. So I have been in a relationship with a 31 year old man. I'm 22, by the way, for about a year now. I moved in with him in July when he bought a new house. I swore I was in love with him and we would be together forever.

Don't we all, sweetheart? Clearly I'm stupid. Oh, well, at least right. Knows. Can I love you? Fast forward to recently.

He's miserable all the time and is becoming more controlling. I've been talking to someone who's my age more adventurous and just gets me a little bit better. But he lives almost five hours away in a state that I actually wanted to go to for college anyways. I have no idea what to do because I've done so much work to my current boyfriend's house and we have our lives entangled now. Like, am I just obsessed with this new guy because he's new?

I need your straight up the guidance. Thank you for being the best. Father, Father, thank you for being such a great father. Thank you for being the best. Father loved daddy gang member, daddy motherfucking gang. This one is a great way to fucking kick off questions of the week. Let me tell you something, Daddy. It's not even about the new guy. It doesn't I don't give a fuck if it works out. If it doesn't work out, we don't care.

What does matter is what the new guy fucking symbolizes. And that just shows you how unhappy you are in this relationship with the 31 year old man. Fuck staying. Why? Because you invested fucking money in furniture and shit. Listen, I get sometimes financial shit fucking sucks. I remember Lauren was like so depressed because she was like I spent so much fucking money going halfsies on this amazing painting with my ex-boyfriend. And she left it all behind.

And I was like, Lauren, think about this.

You're going to stay because a painting and I know it sounds like so stupid, but you really put it like that's what you're saying, like you're going to stay because you invested in a house. Invest in your fucking life, bitch. Don't fuck. Stay with this guy because you got like a nice clock watch thing you got from a fucking antique store. Nobody gives a fuck. I understand. Finances our finances. Yes, but your life is your fucking life.

So use the new guy as a symbolic statement of like you like the new guy. You're obviously they're not madly in love with this 31 year old. And if you're saying he's so boring and he's this and he says, get the fuck out, sister, we've one fucking life. We're not staying for that bullshit and bullshit. I mean, clocks, you know, but you never, ever, ever stay in a relationship because of material things that you invested in.

You can find a way to maybe split them. And if he's a dick and won't split them with you, then you move on. People stay maybe because of like kids. You don't have those. Get out, Daddy. I need help. I need help out. Fucking a fuck, boy. Bitch, you've got to the right fucking place. Basically, there's a boy that I'm friends with benefits with for almost a year now, on and off.

We fuck with each other a lot. But neither of us wants a relationship and we're still seeing other people somehow. He always finds it that I want a relationship.

When I made it clear that I don't, which kills the mood for a while, how do I make it clear that I don't want a relationship with him? He's really dumb. So even directly telling him doesn't work. OK, sweetheart, no one, if you are telling me the truth and you never bring up a relationship with him, then I would say he's fucking projecting he lokke he wants a relationship with you.

So ding, ding, ding. We have a goddamn winner, sweetheart.

You're in the fucking beep beep driver. See, as we like to call it, your own mother fucking call her daddy.

What I would say, though, is if he is constantly throwing this in your face, like, oh, well, you're the one that you want a relationship.

Alwa I would look at him and say, say his name is Gerald. And actually it's not let's say his name is Tyler.

Tyler, listen, I don't mean to be mean. I don't want to make you embarrassed and I don't want to be a dick. But like you are, you say that an awful lot for me. Never bringing up relationship shit.

I think you're projecting and like, listen, if you want to talk about it, we should. But I want to make it clear, like I don't want a relationship.

So if. That's you in a roundabout way saying you want one, I'm saying clear, I don't want that shit. So, like, clean your shit up, get your shit together, get your feelings in check right in your fucking diary. And like, let's fuck you down, like, take off your fucking pants. Basically calm the fuck out. Like, bro, I don't know where you're getting this and like what world you're in because like, I'm not down for a relationship, so shut the fuck up and fuck me.

Sometimes I think and I know it's mean to say, but I don't give a fuck because you're saying he's fuck boy, sometimes you need to look a fuck boy directly in the eye and you need to put him in his place and you need to embarrass the fucking shit out of him verbally between the two of you.

Obviously don't do it in front of his friends, but put him in a situation where he's like, oh, fuck.

Because you know what? Sometimes they need that reality check. And what he's doing is he's trying to fuck with you by saying that. So shut the fuck down. Fuck, boy, I think they're so clever. It's like, no, you're transparent because I may maybe. Actually, Tyler, unfortunately, you're not a fuck boy and you're catching fucking feelings, and that's OK. But let's just own it. Tyler, stop being a little fucking lying bitch and trying to make me look like the fucking squirmy, wormy, mushy one.

Hey, Daddy. So I met this guy at a bar a couple months ago and we really hit it off. We ended up hanging out a couple of days later, had sex and literally had the greatest night together. He has since continued to text me nearly every day, but rarely tries to hang out. He keeps saying he wants to hang out soon to and to text him if I'm free. But somehow this feels like an empty invitation and nothing ever comes of it.

This whole situation feels weird because he keeps reaching out. And I don't know why. If there's clearly no end game on his end, is he even interested in me?

If not, then why the fuck does he keep texting? Looking for a friend ex.

OK, so OK, girlfriend.

I think this is one of the situations personally for me where I would be very straightforward. There's not a lot of times that like you need to just fully say exactly what you're thinking to a guy.

But if I were you, this is what I would do. Say he texts you some shit like, hey, how's your day going? I would literally send back I love to send a little like snooze emojis, like the one that it looks like the little emoji is sleeping. The guy sleeping. I send back like two of those. And to me, I give it I play it off like I'm like this. It's boring. Like I'm fucking fading out.

Like this is a this is boring as fuck. And then you can follow it up and be like we hanging sooner. Nah, I didn't sign up for a pen pal, like calm the fuck out on the carpet like yo this shit whack. Like why are we what are we doing here? Let me guess. You're going to say what's up? I'm going to say, good, we should hang out soon and then we never fucking.

Do you want to fucking go for it. Let's go.

But if not like why am I wasting my fucking time on a guy that like is just going to continue to jerk himself off in his fucking bedroom and like, I'm not getting laid next, daddy.

You got it. Literally, I would send that tax next time that guy text, you send the text and hope and dammit. And I will try to fucking look for you and let me know what happens. I bet he will come over.

Hi, Father. I'm a little bit in trouble. I went on seeking arrangements and I found a sugar daddy. He paid for thirty minute phone call for nine hundred dollars and then he sent the money on Venmo. A few days later he said I took advantage of him and that he wants the money back or a lawsuit is coming my way. What do I do?

I spent most of the money. Can I can I be getting sued? Sweetheart, you're not getting sued. We don't need to spend another minute on this. He's lying. He's trying to scare you. He is the one on seeking arrangements. He's the one that paid you for 30 minutes of your time. He's the one that willingly no one forced him willingly, then mowed you nine hundred dollars for thirty minutes. That's kind of fucking amazing. That's on him.

And so something happened in his fucking life where he's freaking the fuck out and he's trying to get that cash back. Sweetheart, go spend it. That's right. You're so fucking on brand. You're like.

But I already spent some of it like what do I do? You know, you go spend the fucking rest, bitch. He's lying to you. There's no way he's going to fucking sue you. For what?

Oh, you want to talk to the judge about how you aren't fucking seeking arrangement and you send me the fucking money over Venmo? Nope, not illegal. Go fuck yourself when you're involved with multiple guys at once. How do you keep them straight? Have you ever accidentally called one by the other's name or brought up something that was discussed with the other guy?

Sweetheart, this is the goal. This is actually the fucking goal. I would encourage every single daddy gang member listening. If you're dating multiple men, it is very, very healthy and good and genuine to accidentally send them a text that was for a different guy or two, I don't know, accidentally call him by the wrong name when you're getting fucked by him. I'm not going to lie. It's fucked. But men are less emotional in those senses than women where he's not going to cry about it, but he's going to look at you differently.

And if anything, he's going to fucking like you more. And I know it's fucked, but it's the fucking truth.

So did dabble a little bit to let him know, like, oh, bitch, you're not the only one I like.

But I am talking to other men, especially if you're openly saying, like, yeah, we're just we're just dating around.

Now, listen, if it's your fucking boyfriend, I don't know, like, really and like maybe once in a while, I don't know, once a year throw in a little jealousy thing. But I would say if you're openly dating, the game is fucking open.

It's a full fucking open play. Field, you're able to fucking now, don't overdo it, because then it's like, yeah, we get it like Ufuk and like you've got men like shut the fuck up.

But I think it's good I've had it. But I think, again, do it in an organic way. If it happens and you accidentally text him something and he's like, what then fucking roll with it. Like, Oh sorry, my bad. Don't try to cover it up. I think it's the best.

And you're like, oh sorry, my bad. That wasn't for you, but don't start doing it on purpose. That's what it looks like fraud like. And you just look stupid and it's like, it's kind of transparent.

So just find your good balance. Do you guys really stare at our butt holes in doggy? If so, how do I even get that close up? Shavon up in my crack this study.

I fucking love this question.

I think it was with Lauren like one drunken night, like years ago. Lauren and I were talking and she's like, so they really do stare at the asshole really dying.

Laughing Listen, first of all, what he's really looking at is he's looking at your ass and he's kind of like got like a like a buzz on, you know, he's got that dick buzz. And looking at the asshole buzz, he is looking at his fucking dick going in and out of your pussy. And he's loving the way his dick is sliding in and out. And he loves that.

He's also staring at an ass, I promise you. Like I promise you, no man gives a fuck what your asshole looks like when he is fucking you doggy from behind with his fucking hands on your ass and his dick in your fucking pussy, I promise you.

So any woman around the world listen up. If that's a concern of yours, I don't want to do doggy because she's going to stare at my asshole, the assholes in the fucking focus. It's a nice little accessory, but it's not the focus and it's not going to prevent him from fucking you in the fucking pussy doggy. OK, it's one of the favorites in one of the all time favorites. Let me let me pose you this question.

Have you ever heard a guy say, nah, I just I don't really like dog because, like, I see her asshole crickets, literally fucking crickets said no man fucking ever daddy mother fucking gang. That is it for this week. It felt good, man. It felt fucking good to get a couple questions of the week out there. I am so excited because I'm going to be going home for Thanksgiving. I will give you guys an update. I don't believe there's going to be an episode next week for Thanksgiving.

I'm going to be traveling back to the United States. I will be on a plane from Tuesday night into Wednesday. But if something changes, I will update you guys. I hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving. Obviously, it fucking sucks with covid and everything. Just be safe. I know people aren't really doing anything and families can't really get together.

So I hope everyone finds some type of way to be thankful. Maybe I don't know that you're healthy and that we are going. That's always a good thing to be fucking thankful for.

I want to give you guys some updates. Here's the thing, Daddy King.

There is going to be a ginormous and when I say ginormous, I mean giant fucking enormous Black Friday sale.

Wow. Well, what do you mean by that, Alex?

When I tell you that an entire new tie dye sweatsuit is coming out, sweatpants and a little cropped matching top.

OK, beanies. What beanies call her daddy fucking beanies. We have baby blue. We have purple. We have pink. We have gray. We have black. They're so fucking cute. I personally design them because you guys know me. I love to wear beanies when my hair is fucking looking. Rochet we have crop teams coming out, crop tanks coming out. We have another phone case coming out. We have sweatsuits coming out. It's all fucking happening on Black Friday and there is going to be a motherfucking sale.

So Daddy going make sure you guys put on your alert's or keep checking. It's at the barstool website. It's going to be a barstool dotcom. You go to the call her daddy store and you will be in that bitch. I'll make sure to post everything on my social media so you guys can stay up to the no. It will be on call her daddy. Instagram is just call her daddy. And then obviously my personal Instagram is just Alexandra Cooper.

I love you guys so much. I'm really excited for the month of December specifically because I have a lot of exciting not only guests coming up, but also I'm moving to L.A. and Lauren and I have a little fun announcement coming soon of maybe something that we found.

All right, Daddy going. That is it for this fucking week. You know the motherfucking drill. I will see you motherfuckers next Wednesday.