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Let's just get into it. Oh, my God. Hi, guys. We're excited. We are like, let's just start rolling. We tell them who we are. Quick. Oh, yeah. Alex. Call her daddy back at it again. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. OK. OK, so Sofia and I are so excited to record today. There's just so much drama going on. We're just going to get right fucking into it.

Alex is dating a guy. OK, we've talked about him. Yep. He is fucking other women. Yes. Alex already knows one of those women. Just you and me. Yes. Screenshots of her conversation. Good morning, everyone. I don't believe that, but it's it's just so beautiful because I happen to be checking my DMS. I looked at my DMS and there it is, screenshots of Slim Shady convers. That is why. OK, so if you guys quickly I'll just give you a recap.

If you guys remember the other episode I was telling you guys, I when I visited Slim Shady, a.k.a. my ex, and when I was there, I caught him in a lie about this girl that he was fucking he said he wasn't fucking her, but he's fucking her. Of course he's fucking her. He's always fucking someone. Wow. So the girl found out I was there. It was all this drama. Anyways, she she just dumped me and sent me pictures of their conversation that weekend when I was there.

And in true call her daddy fashion, we are going to read them out loud. It's like, how would I hold out on my daddy and not OK. First of all, can I just say yes. The girl sent the pictures and she titled the message Dear Side, Hold dearest side. Oh, she said dear is yeah. Oh see I love that somehow. So she just said dearest side and then slid in with two screenshots of her text messages with Slim Shady that weekend.

And I just the love I have for this man, you guys, it's like these are things to go wrong cause there are side. You don't worry about that. Like the way that he talks about me to this girl is just something that like every woman looks for everyone wants. Everyone is striving for this type of hashtag. Yeah. Let me read. He's proud about it. He really is.

OK, so she calls him out being like, what the fuck your ex is with you. I was supposed to come visit you that weekend and he goes, fly my ex out.

That's hilarious.

Um, Czinger he's like, um, no, why would you think that? And then she proceeds to be like, honestly, I don't know. My friends listen to her podcast and follow her shit. And apparently she posted pictures at your house again. I don't care, but own it if it's true. I like you and have fun and just want us to be honest with things. Get ready, OK? I don't need any STDs because she's admittedly fucking like the other dude I.

Oh we. Oh my God. Fuck me. She said that you are fucking eight other days she's reaching out kind of being like, hey, if you're fucking your ex with that, call her daddy. Disgusting show. Just give me a heads up because I'm pretty sure she hasn't asked me why.

Why would she think I don't want to bring up things from the past. I want to support you and that's OK. And that's not OK to say. However, I believe it was two episodes ago, we both confessed that we had had chlamydia, among other things.

I'm like, but I'm here like, hey, like, why did she say that about you? Like she is slut shaming. And two episodes ago we're like chlamydia. We both had it. We might have other shit. Who knows.

So like so her to make the assumption that I have a steamy haina. You can't be fair game. Fair game. Fair game. Yeah. And that's that. And that's the tease. OK, so get ready for my ex's response. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. She doesn't have an I.D. She's she has seven TV. She's a stand up woman. No, he goes this is like actually where I'm like, is he OK? OK, he goes, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Yes. You can go take a bath. L Well, I felt like shit all day and he's not a stupid guy like you told. I was about to say tee off. No, he's good, he's bad. But he does think that hot water and like a bath bomb and like bubbles gets rid of FGB honestly. Hey whatever does the trick. But like so yeah, he's full blown being like yeah, go take a bath. So he's kind of confirming like yeah.

She's a nice guy. Yeah. I'm like, oh so like a baller. She didn't answer that. Neither would I so, like, shout out to you for not fucking answering that bullshit. She's probably like, take a bath, do I have gonorrhea or crap? This guy thinks taking a bath gets rid of STDs that mean God knows what he's given me. That's the thing about our show is if you do listen and then you realize you're fucking the same guys as us, like I'm talking about the Canadian.

I'm talking about Slim Shady. I'm sure she's concerned. Yeah. Understandably. He then goes on to text her the next day. He double her with a double take cause I think she was like, oh, she didn't love the bath comment. And I understand this is where the man I used to love and I'm falling back in love with. It's me again with the shit I just just got ready. Ethiopia, I don't know why we like I don't know, through the tears he goes like this.

You never even told me where you went for the weekend Hella well, but trust me when I say that I want nothing to do with my ex and have wanted nothing to do with her and the wretched show of hers for the last two years.

Baby, I love you so much. Shout out if you listen to Richard. The thing that sucks though is like I, I bet he's like ashamed of who you are and everything, you know.

No, no. Because I kind of expected it. Like I'm not going to lie. I know you're Superman. It's like more appropriate. It's not going to lie. I wasn't excited to meet his mom and say, oh, I have a show that I talk about sucking dick. Yeah, that's the kind of so I'm not surprised by the tax, but I just had to read that for you guys because I was fucking dying. I ended up sending them to him because, like, I couldn't not.

And I was like, hey babe. Like got a lovely D.M. Today from your girl. And he was just he just called me and was like, are you OK? Like, are we OK? And I was like, I'm great. Like my show. And I, I'm fully aware of what I do for a living. Thank you. So, no, it was all good, but I just thought that was really funny. I'm like the coincidence of me opening my DMS, having that from her and I'm like, shout out, shout out.

She is Chambon. That's my update, guys. So if you have some updates, OK, she just hiding in the bushes, not hiding.

I'm not hiding. It's just obviously my life has drama. So naturally, even though I'm in a very stable, healthy relationship because it's with me and I'm involved, there's going to be drama, you know. So there's there's a couple things going on. But there's one thing I wanted to bring up because I feel like so many girls will be able to relate love that the man I'm dating is older.

That's number one. He is sixty and about four. OK, and if you didn't think Sophie was in that shit for the money guy, I found him at Mount Sinai and I helped him with his walker back to his car. OK, anyway, no, he's ten, ten years older.

So we were away for the weekend and it was like a kind of networking work event thing, OK?

And I got him hammered. So, yeah, guys, I understand that in a situation like that, I should not be drinking too much. In my defense, our job is different than other. Okay, okay. He's there to network. You're there to get hammered and do something stupid so you can talk about parties, sit on the sidelines and be like that. Work that work. Yeah. We don't need to fucking know but a lot of people were getting trashed.

OK, ok. Like it was wild. Yes. So he doesn't drink.

He doesn't drink. I am drinking. Absolutely. One, two, three. Top it off with the fourth night and when I come back say it with the seventh and round off back to the tenth. Oh. So I'm a little bit in talks. It's like I'm using a little but I'm hammered, blacked out but also stomach three drinks and don't try to know. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to prove a point, not just point something out if you are sober.

Yeah.

Someone three or four drinks and you're like oh like I like feeling it. Whereas if you're hanging out with someone that's like two drinks in they don't you.

In my in my past life, which was two years ago, me having four drinks was like, oh, the night is getting started, you know what I mean? Your ex would be on like nineteen drugs, literally sniffing and I want to like shrooms, acid, coke and then maybe a little DMT, I don't know, like whatever. And that's just starting the night and people think I'm kidding but she's not.

And so starting the night ever with now a guy that you are seeing that does not drink a sip of alcohol when you're out, obviously your level of intoxication is going to be heightened because he's so sober. So I can see that. Obviously being an issue, especially for you, you know what, he was sitting next to me and there was this like drop dead gorgeous girl that was like sitting a few tables down from my.

It wasn't you, Alex, I you just fucking stop. How dare she was way hotter than just so it was not even if you just tell me, OK. I turned to him and I was like soup man. Mr. Soulsters.

Mr. Soup, can you please not check out girls in front of me? It's disrespectful and it bothers me.

Also behind the girl's head is like the D.J.. I'm like, literally this is the thing. He turned to me and he was like. You always pick a fight with me when you've been drinking and. A fight ensues, as I'm sure you guys were already assuming that we expected nothing like he came to me and he was like, you always try to pick a fight.

Of course, I was like, no, I don't know.

Do you have a wandering eye? And it's disgusting. Go fuck her. And I will go to the bar and have three more shots. OK, go find myself some eye candy. Good night. Let's just both check out everybody. Let's do a lot more together. The thing is, is I think so many girls can relate to this. There is something about drinking that you just all of a sudden all of those things that have been in the back of your mind, you're like, oh, they're coming to the surface, dude.

We go back to the room. Yes, I'm coming down, but I'm still a little bit intoxicated.

OK, he is sober.

We start talking about the argument. And I said something that I regret to this day, OK, it's not going to sound like a big deal, but I was like, you know what? Maybe we just shouldn't be together.

Maybe it just doesn't make sense. Maybe we're just different people. Maybe it's just not working out. Maybe I say maybe, maybe like maybe for the best, who knows?

And he was like, are you saying you want to break up?

Are you threatening to break up with me? And I was like, I don't know. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe you're to saying you're like, I'm just putting it out there. Maybe so anyways, I say that that little zinger and I turn and lay on my side and I'm like, you've got him with that one. I'm going to go to bed. He can sit there and think about it. The next five minutes go by.

He is so fucking upset, like so upset with me, OK, to a point that, like, I genuinely felt really, really bad and I was like, what's wrong? Like, why are you so upset? Like, what is the problem? And he's like, what are you talking about? Like we just broke up. You're like, I mean, I'm like, what? No, I throw that around like it's a hello in the morning.

It's it's the issue is, is you are in a healthy relationship right now, everyone. And we all talk about we know about your ex-boyfriend, Sofia and I, when we lived in our old apartment, she would come in and out of her room. And every time she came in and out, she was broken up and they were back together getting married. They were broken up and hate each other. Blocked, blocked. So and it was so normal for you to be like, we're fucking done.

Oh, my God. Every every single argument. It was like, we're done by now that you're in a healthy relationship. It's so casual for you to say that you're used to it kind of means nothing to you but to him. Yeah. A normal human, like a very stable man hearing that from you. He's like, oh, so we're done. In my defense, I am way better this time around than I was in my last relationship for sure.

But there are still moments like what happened this past weekend that I'm having to be like Sofia. You're with a normal, stable man now in a healthy relationship. So it's like rewire that brain. Yeah, times are tough. Let's go back. I can tell you're fucking you're you're you're a mess. You're struggling. I can see your eyes. Can we just also give you a little round of applause? Because we always talk about being crazy. But when you came to him and you're like, maybe we should break up, I don't know, maybe this isn't going to work.

You're being so manipulative because you're acting like you have all the power. I don't know. Maybe I don't want this anymore. Yeah. And he's sitting there freaking out. And it was pretty brilliant how you did it. And, like, you got him so upset he lost his mind. Yeah. So I will say this. If you want to lose your use it. Yes, but if you're going to use it, it actually makes sense to use it sparingly.

So when you do throw around the breakup, it is like it fucking hits him hard, his Achilles heel, and he doesn't even know what to do. Can electrocution to the heart? Yes, right in front of your eyes.

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There is a. Tell Alex missed, yeah, on her vacation is slim. Yes, I obviously I ran out of time to tell you guys everything about last week and this had actually nothing to do with him. It had to do with me being a psycho when he left the home. So I you know, I'm like, God damn it, this one. This one with me. Oh, this one was too I when he left the house, I naturally, instead of just relaxing, reclining, watching TV, I got up and checked all rooms, every, every floor, everything was under the bed, the nooks, the credits.

I got TiVo.

So I went into his desk drawer and what did I find? Condoms. I'm like, hey, who's using those on you? Doesn't use those on me.

There was one box of condoms and there was a strip. The strip of condoms was out of the box, but they were all attached still.

OK, and I looked at the box. I held it in front of my head and it said, pack of ten.

Oh, OK. And I said, let me just do a little one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

Yeah, let me count again. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Oh my God. I would get OCD. I would I count. And there was one second Antônio missing. And, you know, it was kind of a moment where I was like, I need to tell the dad this, because Slim Shady and I are very open about we are having sex with other people. Hence the girl I was just talking about earlier.

Like we are both saying we're fucking other people. We have preferred that we each use condoms when we're doing not since we're not using condoms together.

So this was a moment that you were actually proud. I was like Slim Shady, baby. Everything you've done so far, I forgive and forget because you're using condoms to seem safe. Right? Right. Granted, you know, he could have used one and the rest he wrote Torg. But I'm just trying to make myself feel better because I don't want to go get tested. So I'm just getting so fucked. So I realize in that moment that this is going to be maybe a little bit rare for girls.

But if you want to catch on to your man, if he still has the box of condoms in his drawer, you could low key take him out and count them and see if they match up with the box because I was able to see one. Right. He's fucked one girl while he was there. Yes. Or more. But one with a condom. Yeah. So so for you guys, like, I kind of think I was pretty good.

Yeah, well, I think that if you are dating a guy and you guys have established that you shouldn't be hooking up with other people, this is kind of like a little simple way to see, like, OK, if his one of his condoms goes missing, like he.

Right. You know, the thing that sucks is if there the box in there, then you won't know how many condoms were supposed to last. Yes. Yes, I agree.

But you could look at the brand of the condom. OK, let's say it's like Trojan mini size.

I don't think that's a probably Trojan skins.

I think that's Trojan skinny. So you are pencil day for your guys big pencil that you could look up and see the packaging that that type of condom comes in. So, yeah. And then you could see how many come in each packaging and you could probably like figure it out. So there if the box isn't there and then there it becomes in a pack of ten. Yeah. A pack of fifteen and a pack of like forty. Yeah. And he has like seventeen.

You can probably assume that it was a pack of forty and therefore he's had sex with over twenty woman and. Yeah. Fucked.

OK, but you're not fucked because you all have and I know totally be happy he has them in there because you can now start to kind of like fiddle around with it, see what he's up to. Yeah. It's beautiful. It's brilliant. It is. There is something that Alex did in the bedroom the other night that she brought up to me and I was like, that is super hot. I want to tell her daddy what it was I thought you're about to say, because you kind of did, if that sounds so stupid.

But I know that's how I know that's all it really well. OK, yes. Yes, I this is so lame. But like living for it, it sounds like it's fucking stupid because it's said it is but it's not. It is but it's the hardest thing. I just fucking tell him what. OK, listen ok, the how this all began in my mind was because everyone starts hooking up and having sex and foreplay in the same way you either slap that pussy, you go down like it, or she goes down, suck your dick and then you start follow Alex, start the sex.

No, no. What it is, is there's like a routine. I even noticed it was Stutman that, like, we've fallen into this routine where it's like, all right, we go to the bedroom and to make out, we make out and. And. Stage left does put his hand on my pussy and then he will take me to the bed and then pause and then continue and then he'll put the hand inside the pussy and then I'll grab him.

Like, it just yes, sex starts out the same way every single time.

So I had this come to Jesus moment when I was visiting Slim Shady and I did something a little different to initiate sex. What did you do? We were hooking up in the kitchen. Things were getting hot and heavy and I led him into the bedroom. I got onto the bed first and I got on my knees not to give a blowjob, folks, not to give a blowjob. Shocker. OK, OK. No, what I did is I got on my knees, like standing on my knees.

So like, my body is right up on my knees, OK, my pelvis is a little forward. So I'm like stabilizing myself. My knees are about like shoulder width apart. OK, I tell him as he comes into the room because he's probably like, what is she doing? I say, come here. So naturally he gets onto the bed and he too gets on his knee. Right. And comes up close to me, OK, he's not going to, like, lay down.

He's going to obviously mimic my he's like, Alex, you're usually on your knees on the floor when you give me a blowjob. I'm confused. Do I stand on the desk? What do I do on the headboard? How does this work go? So OK, so now we're both on our knees. You guys facing each other, both facing each other. Your bodies are touching. You're both standing up on your knees. Pelvic bone is on.

Each of you thrusted forward and you're making out. Boom. Thank you. I didn't even say we were making out, but yes, that was the next step. Well, I would hope you were. You know, we're just talking through, OK, what's going on? So the point I'm making sounds fucking dumb. OK, thank you. I'm sorry it sounds so stupid, but but when I tell you that when Slim Shady and I got into this position, number one, I think he was little taken aback because he had never started sex like this.

So he was kind of like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah. Number two, as we started making out in this position, I obviously took things to the next level. I reached down. I started giving him a handjob. He took the cue and he started fingering me. So we are like basically standing on our knees right there and we are getting each other off. There was something so hot about this form of foreplay because not only was it different, but there was a sense of like, what the fuck is going to happen next?

Yes, I.

I know this sounds dumb. It's so fucking stupid. Well, and I'm ashamed about what I'm about to say. OK, but it's kind of like a scene from a movie you're really trying to fuck me over. You're like, oh no, I think possibly no, I'm dead serious. It's like there is something about starting the hookup. Yeah. Out standing on the knees on the bed. It's just sexy. Well, and also because I think it sounds at first it sounds juvenile because I could locate in like thirteen going on thirty eight get on the bed.

And she's like, are we going to have this going on. Like are we having sex. But when I'm telling you it's like there was something about one us being that different position when I was jacking him off because again, usually I'm not really just solely giving handjob and fingering me. It also elongated the foreplay. And then when I told you that there was a sense of not knowing what was going to happen, I got it, because you guys are both touching each other and you're obviously not going to have sex in that position.

So it's kind of like, yeah, is he going to push me down and push him down and sarcastic. And so imagine my right hand is like around his neck grabbing him. My left hand is on his dick. He's fingering me, touching my tits. Also, this is a great position. He was grabbing my ass. And the way I was on my knees, my ass was like feeling great because it was a little pleasure. It felt nice.

So also in this position, as we are so close breathing, making out, I start talking dirty to him and we're sitting there. I would say this went on for about like four to five minutes. Finally, he pushed me down and he went down and started eating me out. Men, if I could give you one pro fucking tip, think about it. I just been getting fingered and my clit rubbed for five minutes. And then he shoved me down and goes down and starts eating me out.

I absolutely had a great orgasm that time. We had sex because I had a long foreplay opportunity. Everything was being stimulated. Yes. And it was just it was fucking awesome. Yeah. So I think that the the point is, guys, try this. If you want to spice up the way you're starting sex, get on your fucking knees, you whores I love and get them on the bed and like, get your body touching and be fucking hot.

It's great. I'm Linda Wertheimer. I don't know what else to say, but I'm bored. So I know I've been having orgasms by getting fingered a lot lately. I have been craving getting fingered. I recently know there's something that I kind of go through, phases like oral sex, whatever, but right now it's all about getting things. Isn't that so interesting? Even if the guy you're hooking up with is really good at eating out, there's just something different about a guy fingernail.

And it's just. Such a beautiful moment, so men keep that in mind, too, it's not always about what you're doing when you're licking the pussy, kind of how we talked about the other day, a handjob in a blowjob go together when a guy is eating you out. Men, I hope you know you should be fingering her while you're eating her out. OK. OK, so Valentine's Day is coming up. And I just want to say I can you know, I just want to let everyone know that you are probably getting cheated on and I want to ruin everyone's fucking Valentine's Day.

Where are you going with this? You guys know I'm into, like, some kinky stuff. So is Alex. So are we all we're all doing it. This type of kinky sex is actually really quite sad.

Oh, it's a sad type of role play. Let me explain. OK, I was talking to my friend the other day and she was talking about some kinky sex that she used to have with her ex-boyfriend.

Got to love it.

She told me that he was super into this role play of him and her hooking up OK and pretending that he was married and that the wife was going to walk in on them any second. So he's dating my friend at the time. It's his girlfriend. And he's like, oh, my God, it's so hot to me if we have to pretend that like we're doing something that's fucked up, that's forbidden and that, like, needs to be a secret.

And he's, like, pretending he's cheating on his wife with. Yes, exactly. And he's treating his girlfriend, my friend, like she's the sideshow. She's the mistress guy where I can. Is it I can kind of see where. That's how I get that. I think that there's something about we always talk about it. They're forbidden sex. The there's something so hot about like in a different way, like Slim Shady night. Keeping our sex a secret right now.

Well, not really because I'm telling the world. But his identity. Like there's something hot about that. Totally a situation. It's hot that I say no, I'm going to end it hot. But there's something cool about. Nope, cool. Cool. There's something really erotic, really spectacular, really unbelievable about having sex and feeling this like forbidden naughty. Yes. And the feeling of being naughty during sex is can get people off. OK, gets Sasol.

Where it gets this is where it's fucked up beyond belief and so sad.

OK, know this guy that like to do that role play with my friend full blown, was cheating on her.

OK. Fuck. Let's just like, think about that for one second. Fucking mother fucker. My mother. Fuck what a fucking asshole. So what happened was my friend started to get like a sneaking suspicion that he was cheating on her, OK, but she wasn't sure. So they were still having sex and she was still doing this role play. And she was like, but after like a few weeks of it, when I really started to feel like there was something shady going on and he was cheating on me, the role play got harder and harder to do.

Can you imagine that she is sitting there. She is sitting there having to pretend that she is the side hoe and his wife would walk in, which also doesn't make sense because why wasn't he doing that with the girl he was cheating on her with? That is exactly what was going to say. First and foremost, this guy's a piece of a piece of shit, piece of shit. I am so confused because it's like, listen, we talk about cheating on call her daddy and do we condone it?

I don't know. But well, whatever. It's what you want to do with your life. Yeah. However, for him to go and say he was fucking the girl, the hoe and pretending his girlfriend was going to walk in, he can do whatever he wants to home to bring his girlfriend into this weird kink. Essentially, he's cheating on her and he's getting off about cheating with his girlfriend when she doesn't know. Right. That is so fucked up and so wrong to say to someone, so he is cheating and then he's into this kinky shit and he is merging the two and he's incorporating his, like, kinky fetish into the cheating.

And the cheating is incorporated like, my God, it's fucked up. And so I just wanted to point this out, OK, because she's how do we feel about cheating on call her daddy? I don't know how might be done. Yes. Yes. Whatever. You're horny, it doesn't count as being OK. But I do think it is fucked up if you're in a relationship and your partner decides to explore some of the kinky fetish stuff. Yeah.

With you for you to incorporate your fucking cheating ass into it. Absolutely. This is it. This is another example. This will be super quick. My ex used to be into really kinky sex, right, and he told me that he would do threesomes and foursomes with his ex-girlfriend. And he told me that one time there was an instance where his girlfriend couldn't make it to.

She couldn't make it. You couldn't make it to the four. So it was like a husband and wife and then him and his girlfriend, they would all for OK. And she was like, obviously, I don't feel comfortable with you doing that without me there. So, like, don't do it. And the really fucked up thing is I think her kid got sick or something shady, like watch her kid my piece of shit. I went on to do the for some, which is now the threesome because his girlfriend couldn't make it and he started hooking up with them behind his girlfriend's back.

And it's just like the fact that you were dating a girl who was so open and so cool to, like, do kinky shit like threesomes, foursomes. You should be respecting that holy shit to a tee. I'm so glad. I know that's such a good fucking example. And I know the two are seem different, but the whole point is like if you are in a relationship where you are doing not normal, just like normal basic sex, where you're introducing these Kingstree or you're involving other people in the bedroom, it is really fucked up to take advantage of that person's willingness to try things with you and to use it against them.

Essentially for your ex, it's like you're your girlfriend was so down for threesomes and foursomes. Right. You to betray like she asked you one time not to get it in because your kid is like, but you can't help but go and get fucked. It's like, yeah, you got to be careful when you introduce these things. And we've always said it's so fun and people always ask us, how do I go about a threesome? And it's like, you ought to be so fucking shocked because the minute you open that door, there's room for both of those scenarios.

Right. I feel so fucking bad for your friend, too, because. Well, I mean, it's her ex-boyfriend. The guy's upset, but I guess girls or men, if someone Alvie out of random wants to have a kink about like a little cheating scandal, maybe a little investigation station over there, and it's like, hey, why are you randomly into cheating? Are you cheat us? And maybe it could kind of be a red flag if, you know, cheating is the only thing that makes them hum or the idea of cheating.

Yeah. Or the role play. Yeah.

You know, that could be a little something off. Who knows. Who knows. We're not really sure. Cheat or be cheated on bitches. You all right.

Where to put Slim Shady to the side. The Canadian got caught red handed. You know, it's just too good.

So so the Canadiana and I matched on Rhia just so you guys all know. So he's like in my messages. You met him on that dating app.

So I go and I'm checking all my messages and then I peek down and the Canadian something looks a little different about that. And I realize that the Canadian changed his profile picture on his dating app names.

And so naturally, that gave me the little go ahead to feel less guilty about the lies I told him to say, because what does that mean? If you're changing a profile picture on a dating app, he is trying to sling it and get it. And he's thinking, while this picture looks way better, let me try this. Yeah, maybe women will be more attracted to this one. So I realized in that moment that that motherfucker is very much so active on his dating app, which is totally fine.

Yeah. Why was I even logging in there to check why exactly. But I wanted to bring this up because I was like girls or men. If you're kind of in the beginning stages of talking to a guy, you're trying to figure out like where you guys are at. Right. You could if you did much on a dating app with him, you could go back and you could look and see if he's adjusted any of his pictures. It's a little bit a dead.

Well, a little bit. It's it's a dead giveaway that he is, like, actively trying to get pussy and vice versa. If you're a guy and you're talking to a girl and you go back to Bumbo and her profile picture is different. Also sudden, you know, the areolas almost now. And she's in a little bikini. Absolutely. She's only active. She's active, often activated and activated. Activated. And you should go get tested.

And then number two is if, of course, we always teach you guys like how to make people jealous and if you want to, like, fuck with them, I mean, Sofia, you would say to me, like, change your fucking profile picture. So like girls or guys, if you want to kind of fuck with the person, change change your main picture. Yeah. And oh my God. And if you're a girl and you change it to something like a little bit slutty, you're like a bikini and then the whole fight can begin where if he confronts you, then you're like, well, why were you back on Bumble then?

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All right. Now we're going into a little thing I like to call Questro. No questions. Questions. Oh, there we go. We we we we like to I'm going to keep it like minimal today so that people can get like a little bit of the questions.

But like, we're not always, like, rocking people's fucking worlds.

OK, this is a really interesting question. I know Sophia and I openly talk about therapy and this girl wrote in which I thought was interesting. And she said, Alex, I have a more personal question that I didn't want to say in the comments.

I was wondering if you talk to your therapist about smoking weed. I have seen a therapist since I was a kid and kind of stopped going the past year or so. I like to enjoy a hit before bed and I think we need to be there.

Is it before therapy? You're like, oh no, I like to enjoy a hit before bed.

And I think weed is the a big part of my life. However, I don't know if I would want to discuss weed with them or not. Do I want them to perceive me differently, negatively.

Think you have a great night. What an amazing question.

Such a good question. We talked about this literally. Yes. OK, so I brought I wanted to bring this up because I had the same thought. I was trying to explain to my therapist something about Slim Shady and I was trying to explain that something happened because we were both high. And I was like it had a very it really had to do with the story. Like she needed to know we were higher. I'll shoot. The fuck is wrong with you.

Right. So I ended up just being like, yeah. And like, he smokes weed and I smoke weed when I'm with him, whatever. And she was like, OK, like and then I realized I talked to Sophie about it and I don't understand why I'm so nervous about my therapist judging me. Right. That's the complete opposite of what they do. Are you kind of new to therapy? Yes, I've been going to therapy since my mom pushed me out of her vagina, like from the very beginning.

Right. Right. So I don't know if maybe that's why. But I tell my therapist every single fucking detail about everything. I'm like, I tried this drug at this age. I did this last night.

I owe this much to do like I over. But there's no such thing as over. No, there's not.

Listen, you are paying this person to make you better.

You're so like what. No helpful about holding things back. Exactly. That's what I was going to say girl, because I literally had to have Sophia tell me that because I grew up with my mom being a psychologist.

And I realized I think at first I was right. So like, I obviously will cater things a little bit differently. I'll tell my mom, like a blowjob equals a make out when I call my mom, like like I got fingered him, like he felt me up, like I shiftings a little bit. So I didn't wouldn't tell my mom the full truth. So I think that that was my form of therapy my whole life. And now that I'm seeing a therapist, I started seeing myself doing that.

And I was afraid. This is what happened the other week. I told Sophia I was afraid. I left the therapy session and I lied to my therapist about Hello, John. Yeah, I remember it out. And I came on like I didn't tell her I gave him a blowjob. And she's like, Why? I don't know. And then I went back and I told her, You're allowed to say, hey, you're a therapist. I'm going to be like, oh, my.

So but I wanted to open up to you about that because you can absolutely tell your therapist that you smoke weed. And I get if you've been seeing her since you were young, maybe it like it's a little different. You're like nervous because she's kind of like grown up with you. Absolutely. Tell her you could tell her you fucking fucked ten dudes and you can tell her you shot up heroin. Yeah, I how to train ran on you. It's there.

So she's like I literally do it all the time you know. I always think about I'm like there's got to be patience in here that are like a little worse, you know. I agree. I agree. But low key. But like looking I was ok. OK.

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Every time we talk about catching your man, it's like you're going to look crazy. There's never been like an innocent, like brilliant. How brilliant. I'm shocked right now. How have we not thought about. I don't know. I'm I'm I'm shocked. Right. I'm really shocked because there's no way you can look back. You know what?

Superman has done this to you before and offered to get us like sugar fish. Maybe he's literally been doing that. And that was like in the early stages when he thought I was being a little Qader Shater. We I fucking love this. And it's like one of the best tips you've ever given us starting. So thank you. I'm going to absolutely start doing that.

Smart. OK, this girl in.

Hi. Can you guys please talk about women and not getting wet during sex. I've talked about it with so many of my friends and sometimes we have a hard time getting ready for sex and getting wet like we're in our 20s. We're not some old hags. And I want to know if this is a common and common phenomenon or if me and my friends are just fucking weird. Please shed some light.

OK, I am so happy you brought this up because first of all, this has a lot to do with hormones. And I remember, first of all, birth control can seriously affect that.

And I went through this at one point where I was like, this is miserable. I am just a horror motherfucking deser. And like, I don't need this.

But if that is the case and you aren't on birth control and you're embarrassed about it, I kind of think that men are so stupid. Literally blame it on birth control. Be like I am, like my birth control has been fucking with me and then introduce lube into the bedroom to cause that a guy the minute you say birth control men fucking know that shit is like all over the place and there you can blame like something horrible and be like oh it's because my birth control.

And he's like, OK, Joe, that's a really good point because I instinctively was going to be like, just use fucking lube. But sometimes you, like, need to tell the guys that he gets insecure and he's kind of like, why don't you ever get away, just literally blame it on birth control even if you're not on birth. Right.

Also, sometimes I don't get as well, just depending on what time of the month. Same, like same. You know, that's actually such a good point, too. Yeah. But no, you're not alone, OK. Hi, Daddy. I signed up for my girl fund dot com where you sell your nudes. We did tell girls to do that and I've made so much money from it. But the funny thing is, is I'm not selling my own nudes.

I follow I find pictures and videos online of other girls without showing the face.

So I'm basically scamming these dudes. I love it. But I also have a serious boyfriend. We live together and have been together for about three years and we're probably getting engaged soon. Do I tell him what I'm doing online or should I keep it secret since it's not my own pictures? Thanks. OK, this is the thing, you're not doing anything wrong, you're scheming.

I know people who know you're not doing anything wrong in the sense of like you're not cheating on your boyfriend. Right. But this is one of those situations where it's like I kind of feel like telling him is better because me too, for some reason he finds this account and he doesn't understand that it's not your news or he's confused like that is going to be like an end of your fucking potential engagement as opposed to being like babe and then like kind of like somehow figuring out a joking way, even if you like.

My friend is doing this.

I want to be like I'm going to try it. I do it with me.

Well, she should just tell him like I need money and I'm like, think different ways to do it. And I'm just going to, like, con these guys, like, do you want to do it with me? Yeah. And then I was thinking also I'm just going to be finding other girls nudes I'm not using obviously and include him in it. And then if he still has an issue with it, I don't really get why he would because literally not using your own nudes, but I could see you interacting with men could maybe be bothering him.

But if I think it's you should tell him. Right. Because the secret is what's going to piss him off. I do not believe we just said that because it's like we are really growing.

Literally last year, you and I would have been like, keep it a fucking weaselling her own new. Oh, yeah. Keep it a secret. But it's. Yeah that's OK. Yeah. But like since it's not yours you can like tell him. Yes.

Hey Daddy's question fact questionmark. Women who wear cheetah print no matter the clothing or amount are trying to get ass. Oh my god. I think I've read the side. No I need a date to a wedding. And are Heitz work perfect for you to wear one inch heels?

It's my best friend and I sat them up back in college when he came for a weekend. Two years later they're engaged and the wedding is in July. Is it English?

The three girls I bought to get but also one inch heels for who wear what we want. What the fuck are you referring to? I'm confused.

Women who wear cheetah print, no matter the clothing or amount, are trying to get us. You know, I have worn Cheetah before.

Do I want to get fucked? Absolutely. But am I when I put that on, do I think.

Well, actually, I think like every time I put on cheetah print, I do feel a little. You feel a little more while there is something about cheetah or leopard print.

Yeah. Like a girl is just kind of thinking in her mind, like because I do think. Yeah. And I do think a lot of times because I'll think like who is this going to look trashy and trashy can kind of equate to me thinking are people going to think I'm a slut. Yeah. And like we know the neighbor. Right. And then I'm like, oh, they already think that's like putting this on me, heighten it. But like, I do kind of think that, yeah, there is something about it you do.

It doesn't mean it doesn't you girls are right to be like I literally where all the time and I don't want to get fucked like no we're like actually a fact. Yeah. Yeah that's. Yeah. So OK so girls just know that if you're wearing that people think you want to get fucked, doped up, doped up dope.

OK, that is Wednesday. You know it was fun. We lived, we loved, we shared, we fucked. We got to the bottom of a lot of hard hitting question. Yeah. And so if you guys could leave us a rating of review, go for us on Instagram. My Instagram is Alexander Cooper mine. So fewer than I.

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