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Argan for another episode of Call her Daddy Daddy gang. Yes, I'm speaking to you. Can you hear me? Through your speaker, through your headphones. Listen the fuck up. Code red things have gone dark. Oh, God, it's gone dark. It's gone blackout. We are full blown blackout. Oh God.

Alex, what did you know? Daddy going. Hey, hey, guys, this is a no no judgment zone. Right. Judgment free zone. Right. You're all like, just tell us what you fucking did, you stupid bitch. I'm sorry.

You guys remember last week when I told you that I wasn't going to follow the guy's Instagram, that I'm dating because I thought it would be very good for my mental health. And I thought that my therapist would be so proud of me and I thought that it would really keep me at bay for my psychosis.

Oh, you're all like, dear God, want see that again?

Here's the thing. It's when you when you restrain a psychopath, what ends up happening is they find a way.

OK, this is what's going down.

The update, daddy gang, I still have not followed him. So that's I guess that's what I guess it's still growth. But listen to where it's taken me.

It's taken me somewhere dark the day that the man handed over his Instagram and I was able to find his handle that day, in that moment, the minute I laid eyes on it, the minute I fucking locked eyes with that baby, I took a screenshot of his account, OK, whoa, this is getting dark and we don't even know what she's talking about.

I screenshot of his account and every single day since that date that I got that beloved Instagram, I have gone back to his Instagram and I have refreshed to check three things.

If you didn't know this, which you all fucking do, but let me just remind you, when you don't follow a private account, there's three things that you have access to. Well, for his profile picture. Number one. Number two, how many pictures he has posted. Number three, how many followers he has.

And the number four, you see how many people he is following. So since that day, every single day since I have gone back and I have gone to his profile and I refresh and although all I have is numbers to work with, you best believe that I have been looking every single fucking day to see if those numbers change. And they have. Oh, oh, they have. And let me tell you where my mind goes. I saw he posted a picture.

I don't know what the picture is, but I saw he posted a picture naturally instead of being like, oh, I bet he posted with the fam the fam bam. No, no, no. I am over here ignoring him for the past three hours because this is where my mind went. What if the man that I am dating posts shirtless douchy photos at the gym? Signals, I think, about that, can you fucking imagine if I finally follow that motherfucker and he takes Jim selfies, it is going to be D-Day folks, OK?

I am on edge and I'm like, I'm treating him weird right now. I'm not answering his text messages. He didn't do anything. He probably really did pose a family photo. But I am letting my mind run so dark. Also, another update. He unfollowed someone. Who do you think he unfollowed someone that he was in a fight with last week?

Who could he have done?

Oh, I need the details. And here's the thing. I cannot admit this to him. But here's also the thing. He listens to my episodes. Hey, babe, I'm going to have to tell him this one. This was a full blown. Oh, I just had to make something up. The show is getting boring. He's like, no, Alex, I know that's exactly what you were doing. This is true, Daddy gang. I am now entering into a land where I genuinely do not know is not following the man that I am dating who has the private Instagram account.

Is it more unhealthy for me to be over here in my apartment, sitting in the dark, staring at the numbers, changing and changing and waiting and waiting and refreshing and refreshing is becoming psychotic by this time? Also, I've already memorized I could tell you right now how many posts you have and I already know how many people he's following. I don't really give a fuck about who is following him. Like, don't care. It's who he's following and the amount of pictures.

So welcome to this, everyone is like, yo, you didn't even let us get our footing in this episode and this bitch is off if you guys have no idea what I'm talking about.

Listen to last week's intro, because the guy that I'm dating has a private Instagram account, and it's honestly sending me off the fucking rails because I know the minute I follow that man, it opens up a huge opportunity for me. I will be crowd surfing on my fake account, going through his Instagram like it's a fucking rave. I will be in and around every single person that that man follows. I will go through every like I will go through every picture.

I will study the photos. I will compare photos to other women that he is also following because maybe she also had a fucking picture in the Icelandic region. And that means, you know what that means? They were together. I am in a full rage blackout right now, but I think that it's healthy for me to come on here and be honest that going towards health, going towards wellness in relationships like this is my year of you got to like I said, it doesn't happen overnight.

You're like, no fucking shit, you psycho bitch.

I'm trying really fucking hard and poor him. He's being so fucking cute. And he's like, it's really not a big deal. Like, why don't you just follow me? And I'm like, oh, sweetheart, because you don't know what following you entails. And honestly, if you really fucking understood what it meant, then you would never you would never accept my follow request, because honestly, your life, the day that you fucking click, accept your life as you know it is turning to absolute hell.

I am going to become your worst fucking nightmare. Dude, it's so fucking dark. How does a man date, I know that's what you're all fucking thinking. Shut up, Daddy gang, I know we're friends because you guys do this, too, right? You're all like, no, you guys stalk every girl, every at least every girl can admit you fucking stalk. We get off on this shit. And according to my therapist, that is OK.

Let me cite my fucking sources. And my life format is how I was raised in school. I will quote my therapist. OK, let me give you guys a clinical term. Oh, no, she did it. My therapist told me that my psychotic actions of screenshots and re and going and looking at the numbers, she said that's what you call that's what they call regression in therapy. However, she did say that regression is really the beginning of progression.

She said, and I quote, It's expected, even though in times, Alex, it looks bad, it's good. One step forward, two steps back, but it's progress. Two, one, two, one little dark, little light, little dark little like progress program.

My therapist is not English, so it's progress. You're all like Alex. That's not a thing. Yeah, it is.

Take it up with my fucking therapist. All right. I'm going to take a little break. A little breath. I got a lot for you this week, so just just strap on it and strap a fucking dildo on and go fuck your dad. What's. All right, hold on. Do you own a vibrator? Do you have lube on your nightstand and do you own a butt plug? Adam and Eve, Alex what's that? Adam and Eve is the best fucking place to get your sex toys, your vibrators, your lube, your lingerie, every fucking thing you need.

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Before we proceed into the episode this week and with our guest, I decided that I wanted to share something with you guys.

You know, we love we love the guy with the private Instagram. We love the other man in his 30s. We love the two healthy lads in my life.

But, of course, in my life, as I have said, the unhealth trickles back in. I want you guys to all take a beat, take a minute and let me know if this name rings a bell.

Do you guys remember Slim Shady, you're all like, no, Alex, please, for the fucking love of God, do not get back with him. I'm not relaxed. How refer daddy gang. Let's just say that Slim Shady. And if none of you know who Slim Shady is, you're like Alex. We know it's Eminem, the rapper.

You know, I wasn't dating Eminem, although that would be fucking way better than this.

That was a nickname for a man that was long ago on my roster, and we kicked to the curb, we gave him the boot. But as my life goes, of course, there's a new update on the man. And I've been involved in a little drama, which we love here on call her daddy. And I hate to be a tease, but I want to just quickly give you an idea of next week's intro, OK? Because Daddy going this story next week is going to involve Slim Shady, who is still up to his same shady antics, the woman he is dating, who he was also talking to while we were talking her D.M. to me this past weekend.

And to top it all off, folks, and this is really it's what we fucking love here on Call her Daddy the drama. This story involves an upcoming fucking wedding. A wedding, Alex? Yes, a wedding. Daddy giving this woman and her proposal to me regarding what she wants to fucking do at this wedding involving Slim Shady. Let me just tell you, I am getting major, major Game of Thrones, the red wedding vibes. OK, you're all like Alex.

You're starting to scare us because in that scene, everyone dies at the wedding. Yeah, that might as well be what's going to fucking happen here. OK, folks know guys, this is the shit. I'm sorry. It's just it is so entertaining. I get why people sometimes are like this can't be real. Like she has to make this shit up. I would think it's made up too. And maybe I'll have fuckin Lauren on next week to help me narrate this story, because it's so unbelievable.

The moral of the story that you're going to hear next week, guys, is everyone can relate when you data fuck boy, when you're with a fuck boy and you allow your head to get so warped up in their bullshit, OK?

Unfortunately, you find yourself willing to go to such psychotic lengths to get back at this person, hence why she reached out to me and hence why us women must fucking stick together because. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, I'm getting so dark. Let's just fucking say it's going to be a good fucking week next week. And unfortunately for them all, I have a fucking podcast and I need content and it's Korona. So I don't see you motherfuckers next week.

And we will call this next episode The Red Wedding.

All right, guys, let's get to the fucking episode this week, we have our goddamn first porn star coming on to the fucking podcast. You guys, I'm so excited. Her name is Lorna, but her real name is Emara, but her stage name is Lorna Rhodes. And I'm so excited to have her on. And she's going to basically bring us through her life pre during and post being a porn star. Let's get into it, guys.

I have Lorna Rose with me today. Hey, guys, what's up? It's me, Lorna.

Roads, like she said, Lorna, first and foremost, let's talk about your name, because I'm not going to lie.

I sound like a fucking idiot, but I literally thought your name was Lorna because it's a normal name.

Some porn stars will have, like Crystal or like like a Ferrari.

Right.

And you're like, Lorna, I swear to God, I saw you on a vlog or something and you said you picked it because Lorna is anal backwards.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I it's really no, I didn't even know that at the time that Lorna is anal backwords. I found that out later.

That is. So we're going to pretend that is why you pick. I want to fuck you. Yes. Yeah. You know, so hard. So how are you my asshole, please. Oh my God.

Have you ever had a porn scene of anal. Yeah. So actually most my porn was anal because I have people don't believe me, but I have like a really, really tight vagina and they dicks, big dicks don't fit in my vagina so I gotta go in the office. Yeah.

So I opted for anal like to preserve my pussy weed.

That's kind of like brilliant, smart. I was like you were doing porn and like the adult category. So technically like you're kind of a virgin. Yeah. Well OK, so I'm actually a really weird case. Like I was only with one guy before I did porn as well.

OK, really. Yeah. Let's get into it. So Umara Lahner, when the fuck did you be like I want to be a porn star.

This is going to sound really, really weird, but I knew that I was going to be a porn star from probably like the age of like 13.

OK, or maybe you're like and so crazy. I was watching Looney Tunes and then all of a sudden something came over me and I was like, I need to do porn.

We had y OK, so I wasn't even watching porn like I did. And it's like I didn't even watch porn, I just fucking knew.

So I had like a hard growing up life at home. No, like sexual abuse.

That's always what people assume because you go into sex work basically like my sister has really bad schizophrenia.

She was always it was just very like chaotic at home.

So whenever those things would happen, I sort of just like dive into like my favorite show is like the girls next door of Playboy. I was obsessed like, yes, I wanted to be them growing up. And I'd watch documentaries, Anna Nicole Smith, Savannah, Jenna Jamison, like all of them. And that sort of just like what my escape was whenever I was like going through all of this stuff. And it also like this gave me, like, hope for the future.

Like, I can do that whenever I grow up and their lives look so glamorous and amazing. And I knew it would, like, get me out of, like, well, you know, like, yeah, yeah. So that's sort of like where it came from and why I had like that idealisation from a young age.

Then I ended up doing it and I realized it wasn't as glamorous as.

Right. Yeah, right. It's so glamorized. And you didn't realize like what it goes about, like what you actually have to do to be in that position. And like honestly, when I first got into porn, even like the day before I was about to shoot my first scene, I never thought I'm about to like have sex with someone. Like, I didn't think that.

OK, so it's just being, like, young and I. Did you finish high school, you know that I went to prison. I was like a juvenile. So I was like sixteen and I got my degree in there.

Can I ask you what you were in jail for? I'm so I really didn't do anything, honestly.

Like, I know what everyone says. Everyone says that now.

OK, so I was just with people who are like doing stuff like I'm from Chicago. So it's like this is like very, very common.

Like basically I had like a boyfriend. He had friends, shady people there were older than me, like they'd break in houses. They do all that type of stuff. And I was just with them.

I honestly never took anything for myself. I never made any money off anything. I just like this guy and I was just with them.

What do you think when you look back on your time in jail, like, do you think it changed you at all? I've said this like to a few people going to prison was probably the best thing that ever happened to me because I was on, like, such a bad path in my life. I was, you know, hanging out with the wrong people like I was. I got arrested probably like twenty times before I went to prison. I was doing I did heroin whenever I was younger, like I did like hardcore drugs.

I was going completely down the wrong path. I went to prison, never really did drugs again.

After I got out, I barely drank, never committed a crime after. Like, it really just put me on, like the straight and narrow. And I think I wouldn't be where I am today if I wouldn't have went, oh, my God.

Yeah, that's kind of amazing. Yeah. So like some people look back in there like it was the worst time in my life, but also at least you're able to be like yo, like yo. Know, it saved me. You did your parents know you were doing all this shit, so my mom, like, worked a lot. She was a single mom. I think like to some extent she knew obviously she'd know whenever I would get arrested, like she'd have to come and get me.

But I think that's what changed whenever I was in prison, was that I never had, like, proper authority or like guidance growing up from, like a parent.

And whenever I went in there, I was like the most like from like all the stuff in there is like the most loved I felt in my entire life. But like, it's sort of like High-Yield like some of the trauma that I had, like growing up from like all the things with my sister, I just really felt like they cared about me.

And there and it like made the world of difference.

And it's so weird, like going to happen having this amazing experience. Oh yeah. You're like guys like you have to go to jail. It's not that anything ever I don't don't get me wrong. Like, it's like the food was trash. There were like bugs crawling on me whenever I was sleeping. There was like a drip in my ceiling in my cell.

I also like it was bad too, because, like, I went to jail because of like the guy that I was, like, dating that I was like super in love with.

He never, like, wrote me. And I just remember, like, sitting in my jail cell, just like being so salty. I'm like, I'm sitting in the cell by myself right now or this asshole and he's not even writing. Are you talking, writing me.

And whenever he was in jail, I wrote his ass every day. I'm I'm not sort of like whenever I got out, I was just like, yo, like I started putting money in their place.

We adopt it. So I'm like, I'm sorry, but how call her daddy, you guys that she's like, I was in jail. I was alone. He didn't write. I wrote him, he didn't write me. And therefore I got out and I was like, I will never put up with that shit sniper. I was like the biggest fucking doormat before that. He was like, baby, let's go rob a house.

I was like, OK, probably the most extreme really. Guys, if a guy is taking advantage of you, be Dick lives like he wanted me to go rob a house. And I was like, OK.

And then I got out now with the smallest fucking thing, I'll fucking call it out like my boyfriends don't get away with shit. Nothing.

Well, that's kind of amazing. Yeah. So I sort of like climbed a ladder. So like as soon as I got out of prison I went and got a job at a place called the Tilted Kilt, which is like Hooters, OK.

And then when I turned 18 that day, I quit and I went to the strip club and then porn. Yeah. OK, so you decide to get into it. Who do you even like contact. Like, how does that even work. So I contacted an agent. OK, yeah. So I looked up like other of like the most successful stars and like the industry and who their agent was.

And then I went with him.

My first agent turned out being a bad experience and he was very like controlling almost like pimp like like you would like scream at me wouldn't give me days off.

It was just really, really bad.

And so then I quit for a while and then I went back with, like a different agent. And now, like, when did you get super famous? Because like in that first in like what happened from that. Yeah.

To stints in porn. So altogether I'd say I've shot porn for less than eight months. Wow. I became like, OK, so important.

It's like sort of weird. So there's people that are famous in the porn industry. So that's not like mainstream famous.

We're like people outside of porno.

You it's like the girls that the directors are like, oh I want to shoot her for like all my scenes and you get all the showcases and stuff like that.

So that was me at the beginning, like a buzz, like in the industry, like she's going to be like our next big star. She's going to do this. Let's all give her a showcase. And there's probably like five to eight girls who are like in that position in the industry.

So that was where I was in like my first stint this morning.

And then I came back and it was like even more so, like popular in the industry had like five showcases in one year. And then I quit and I started focusing like on growing my Instagram and stuff like that.

And then that's when I shot to number one on PornHub after I had already quit porn.

And do you think that is I'm just I'm like the mainstream exposure and like social media is so much more powerful than actually like being in porn.

It gave me, like, more exposure. Right.

So people would see me on Instagram and then they'd go and search around PornHub and I became no one searched.

So I'm not saying yes, but I didn't literally post you doing porn that you were like the biggest, um, porn. Yeah, I became like the number one porn star once after I quit porn, maybe like a year.

Did it make you question if you should go back and do it again? No, no, no. Do you think you'll ever do it again? No, there's not a chance.

Are there any scenes that you regret that you wish you could take off the Internet? The like are on the Internet.

Is there that one in your mind that you're like, fuck, OK, so there's nothing that I would take off the Internet because I really don't care what other people like, think or see on there. But there's stuff that I wish that I would have been like felt strong enough to say no to, because it's troubling for me, like internally to have done those things.

OK, yeah. Can you give us an example?

I mean, just just like the more hardcore stuff, like the vanilla stuff was like fine.

And I guess like if you're an. To do it, but like the more hardcore stuff, even while I was doing it, I didn't feel like I was I feel like this is really common for young girls, just not feeling like you're able to say no to stuff. And it's no one else's fault like that. I did the things or like I'm going to say like that people pressured me, but I sort of was pressured. But I said, like, yes, I want to do that.

Like, I love this. This is great. But inside, like, I'd go home and cry every day. I was having panic attacks about some of the things that I was having to do. But I can't blame anyone else because I literally didn't tell anyone that that was going on.

Well, it must have been so hard because you're like on this track of wanting to be so successful. Even you're saying it like you must have put a little bit of pressure on yourself, too. If you were that young, knowing you wanted to be a porn star and you sang like I knew I was going to make it, I knew I was going to be one of the biggest. Then when you are in the situation and you have like, oh, there are four dudes, we're about to do like a huge scene with, like all these guys.

In your mind as the performer, you're like, I know I'll kill it, but also like as the person like I don't really want to do that.

No. Yeah. And you have to go home and think about those scenes and be like, what the fuck just happened. Yeah.

And that's like another thing too, is a lot of girls get into the industry saying, oh, I'll never do a gang bang and I'll never do this. But the agents, like they run the industry like forever.

Their job is to convince the girls to do the most for the cheapest amount of money.

And like they have ways of, like, convincing you that you're going to be the best in the big ass and everyone's going to love you if you will do this and that for like.

Yeah, barely any money. Like, they're just I just feel like they've become so good at doing that that they almost like, brainwash some of the girls, because I never thought in a million years that I would do a gang bang right. Whenever I first, like, stepped into the industry. Right.

And then that's probably like you're like, oh, here I am. And then you're saying and then you go home and you're like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah. And then you have to start to be like, where is my limit? Because, like, no one else is looking out for you but you because they want the money and they want the shot and they want to put it up on to fucking PornHub. Yeah, exactly. So I do think anyone listening that's like interested in getting into this industry, that's like a really good I mean, that's advice from you.

Launa like firsthand you saying. Yeah, I know.

I would say absolutely not. Like now in this day and age, there's so many other options like fucking doing only fans upload your own shit on PornHub. It makes way more money. Whenever I quit porn, I had less than one hundred thousand dollars in my bank account and now I have I'm a millionaire now after quitting.

Yes, yes. I bet that is so good for you, dude. It's a fucking rip off that every fucking day. Yeah, there's fuck. Yeah.

I'm like I just want other girls to know, like there's so many better options. And if you couldn't make it in porn, if you couldn't make it in Portland, you probably wouldn't make it on social media either. So like what's the point of doing porn, like try to do the better one first.

Straight up, do you think that the things that happen that you look back on in porn, that you're like Yaffa like it kind of fucked me up inside for a little bit like. Yeah. Do you think that it has directly affected relationships like male relationships? I mean, obviously you're in a relationship right now with Mike we love. Do you think it's been hard? You obviously don't have to, but these are our personal conversations.

But like, everyone's different. So I know a lot of girls like who are in the industry. I see them online saying, like, I can't get a boyfriend. No one will date me. I just don't think that that's true because I've had boyfriends while I was shooting porn after porn. Now, like in guys are like willing and ready.

It's like with me up, I don't know, like what it is, but it's just not true that no one wants to date you because you have done that, however, like issues and the relationships. So with my ex husband, he was really like insecure about it.

I'm just like thinking that he wasn't big enough for like he would go online and like, watch the scenes and then get really upset.

I'm like, why are you doing that to yourself? And porn? So, like, it's like that is not real. Like I like screaming ten times fucking louder. Yes. Making these faces for a camera. Yes. It's all fucking put together like for the scene, like literally while shooting them I think. OK, I need to say this, I need to squeeze the bedsheets this way or it's worked that way. Like to make this movie like an actress.

Yeah. One that's going to win an award and be great.

Like that's what I was thinking. I wasn't having sex. So in my current relationship. Yeah. My ex like very, very different. And he didn't tell me to say any of this, like this is 100 percent true. He doesn't like care like that. I did that like I've never the only time that he's ever brought it up is when I like I threatened to break up with him and my ex used to do this, too. They all want to say no one else is going to love you like I do because of your past.

And I'm like, that's not true because I had him and I have you now. I don't want to do it till we love it.

That's also amazing that you're like. So no, because like now my past two have said that.

Yeah. And. All fucking ready to propose to me like your little like Sesame Street. I'm like, Hello?

Shout out what was your relationship to sex when you were having when you were doing porn as compared to now? Because I remember I wanted to ask you, like I have heard, that there are some people in porn that get, like, addicted and become sex addicts because you're having sex every fucking day. And like, what was your relationship back then?

When I was shooting porn, I didn't have sex with people off camera.

Like my life was just like all about work.

I would wake up every single day, go shoot a porn scene like I had no life.

Well, I didn't I think I almost, like, forgot how to, like, have real sex because it was like so staged and just like mechanical.

And you must have also been just like, exhausted. Yeah.

Like my like you get so many like issues with, like your vagina, your butthole, like it was always like thirty layers is just five is just constantly in pain.

Do you think that you still struggle a little bit from like the trauma of thinking back to those things.

So I feel like your brain like subconsciously like sort of just like puts it away.

So I don't really think about it until people remind me or like I see it online. Yeah. You know, and like, I'll even I'll be looking at it in front of my kid.

I'm like, oh my God, this is disgusting. Yeah. You're like, who is that. Yeah, that's what I tell him too. I'm like, that wasn't me. Like, I don't know who the fuck that was. Like I don't look at it and see myself like it's just very weird.

Yeah. That must be such an out of body experience looking back and seeing that. But it's also like when I look at shit that I was doing in high school and I even if it's not porn, like you go through different phases of your life and you were doing something like that and now you're such a different person where you're saying you'll never go back to porn. So I can imagine you've distance yourself enough away from it so that we look back now you're like, that was a different human.

Yes, that's exactly how I feel. Like I literally whenever I see it, I don't think that it's me. Right. Who is that? Have you ever had, like, issues with when you were having sex? Like, did you ever have like like flash anxiety or flashbacks?

I'm not not like with like the right people. Like, I've had a couple guys that I was trying to date. And they I saw this in one of your questions, too. You were like, do you guys expect you to be like the Landreaux that they watched online? So the right guy won't. But I've had a few guys who would expect me to, like, do all these things and just, like, be disrespectful or like pull out their camera without asking.

And so those are times that it would, like, really fucked me up.

And then also, just like the stigma that's like followed me, like I deal with harassment like online, which is like normal, like I can deal with that.

But also like in person, like I have a house in Chicago, my neighbors there would like harass me, call the police on me. Like, why? Because they said that they didn't want me around their kids and like the buzziest neighborhood that I live in, I'm like, really?

Because, like, what am I going to do, go fuck your kid? Like, shut up.

Yeah. And like, at this point, I've been retired for like two years. I'm like, come on, can I get a fucking break? Like the neighbors?

Like, I forgot to close my blinds and I was taking a bath on the complete other side of my house. She's looking out her window through my house to see me in the bathtub, calls the police to tell them that I'm taking a bath and I'm taking fashionable pictures in my front yard cause the police says that I'm shooting porn in my yard.

Dash over pictures for Instagram like this woman is literally out to. Yes. Did you like you don't have your house there anymore?

Oh, I still have it, but I'm not fucking living there. Like, I just can't deal with that shit.

Have you ever had a, like, boyfriend's parents be super disapproving when they find this out?

No, I've been super lucky. Ex husband's parents don't know how to use the Internet.

I don't even know honestly. They were like, I'd show up like in my Mercedes. They'd be like, how does she afford that car?

Like, she's like, I haven't incumbencies. Yeah.

Mike's family, like, loves me. Like whenever people, like, make fun of me online, whenever I'm with them, they're like, well, tell them to fuck off and drive when you're lamba like his family. So don't we. It's like perfect for me, Roman.

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All right, let's talk about fucking sex, like great sex, like what is like what are your go to favorite sex positions? I am so basic. I love machinery. I love missionary, too. I think it's great because this feels the best for me.

Like with Mike Selick. One thing that's interesting that I just started like doing with him that I never did with anyone else is I said that we like machinery.

So like whenever he's on top, I like and he's like going and I like pull him in like even harder just so it goes like all the way like. Are you pulling it here. Yeah. His head. How. Just like slamming in and it's like you can't get in hard, hard enough. Like you're like I literally want you inside of my gut. Yes. That's it. I think that goes back to the enthusiasm like girls listening. It's like if you can be grabbing the man, like even if it starts, you're helping him, like fuck you.

And then all of a sudden it's like even if you kind of like, grabbed the back of his ass almost.

Yeah. I love touching inside. Oh, Mike, what a great ass you've got over there. Oh, I feel like you have enemies. You do what you feel. I know you have an amazing asked, is Mike like fucking you from behind a lot or.

No, we rarely do you like doggy positions. We rarely do reverse cowgirl. My ex was obsessed with like cowgirl. Yeah. And doggie like he was an ass guy. Mike's a boob guy so they literally want to look out like what they're more into.

Like Mike like has to touch the boobs, he has to suck the boobs while he's like doing everything like that with Mike has to suck the boobs. He does like God forbid I leave my shirt on during a blowjob like you like. He's like, he's like I'm going to be able to come about. Yeah. He's like I have to see the teddy if we.

That is fascinating because it is so true. Like men are so visual and so whatever they're more into which is crazy like some are. I feel like more guys are more ass guys recently than to guys like that's just like our generation. And then it's soon going to change because I feel like, I feel like it's going back towards skinny girls, which sucks because I bought this big fucking but I got these big fucking ten years. And now guys want girls who have like skinny little legs, no body.

It's so crazy because I feel like the Kardashians changed our generation and like they were getting all like the the butt and the injections and everything. And then every girl was like, OK, I need to have the hourglass shape. Now, all of a sudden it's like it's so skinny in your house. It's Bella.

It's like it's like look like you're so famish that you're going to pass out at any moment. That's beautiful.

And I can see I can starve myself all that I want, but I got these big old Teddy and asked now and they're not going to go away know. But you like look amazing. I think you have a tattoo on your ass of an X.

Yeah. So my ex-husband. So maybe that's why Mike doesn't want to fuck you behind it because he thought of it like that. He does ask you to remove it.

I told him once he proposes we. That's actually kind of amazing. We why haven't you removed it.

I'm just like a lot of work. I also take Accutane so I'm not supposed to like do lasers like on my skin because your skin look, I think my skin will fall off or something like Diable. It's going to have. Yeah. It's like missing skin on my ass. That wouldn't be good.

How did you even decide to get that on your ass? It was at a big moment.

I can't imagine getting a guy's name on my arm. You're going to think that I'm crazy, but I was eighteen.

We were only dating for a month one and I wanted to get a tattoo. I was like, let me get your name on my ass. And it turned out to be good luck. Like we were together for a long time. I got married like I don't regret it.

Right. Do you like a guy to be vocal in bed? I love whenever Mike, like, talks dirty and I love. Yeah. Like enthusiasm too. Like I love whenever he makes noises, makes weird faces like give me all the weird faces. Occasionally he'll like talk dirty whenever he's like really horny.

And I love that it's I just want guys to be more vocal and bad. It's so hot. It's the sexiest thing you're really like I sometimes I'll look up there and like I had guys where I'm like like are you breathing? Like how are we doing.

Like are you awake? Like what's going on. Like make a noise, like breathe I guess exhale. And it's like what is going on. And I, I wish and I guess men sometimes don't know what to say. Like I feel like sometimes they get to in their heads of like the girl supposed to dirty talk. But I'm like if you even if a guy looks at me and he's like, oh fuck baby you're pussy feel so good. Oh my God.

I said, oh hi. I'm like I'm like, oh my God, I'm having an orgasm like but not enough men.

Like if you're listening to this for the love of fucking God coming from Alexander, Cooper and Landeros, please speak up. Please, please. And the grunts like I've made fun of it because I just think it's funny. Like sometimes guys have different, like old faces. And when he's coming, like, have you had the guys? They're like, oh, oh, I like exercising. I would, I would love that. Like more and more expression about it.

I love whatever they make an ugly face whenever they're. Oh, it's so true, we like as as funny as it kind of is, when you think back later when you're, like, sobered out of the sack, so he is like freaking the fuck out. I'm like, yeah, that's what my pussy just. Yeah, it's like the best. Yeah.

So but then I also think there are girls that because I think guys would never fake that. So then girls are known to sometimes fake orgasms which I faked an orgasm my life. Are you fucking kidding.

Of course I will not be like never in my life have I not faked one like I have.

Not that it's not that I'm enjoying it, but I've been with some guys that I'm like, OK, this needs to like wrap up. I'm a great guy. Like, let's go. Yeah, everyone. Has you faked an orgasm? Yeah.

Only one of our guys like insists on eating my pussy and I want it to be over with and you're like, listen, well I try telling them.

I'm like, listen, let's just use my vibrator.

Like you go here it is like, no, I don't like it. But first I try, like, come on, just fuck me just for me grab. They're like, no, let me finish you baby. Then I'm like, OK, I just came home, start bawling my eyes out.

It's like it's hot, it's like it's upsetting. But like take a hint. Take a hint.

A man's balls are a very like foreign region to women because it's the whole misconception. If you touch it the wrong way, he will die like he will start crying. Like how do you work with the balls and the asshole?

OK, so when the ball is like it really depends on the guy. Like some guys don't like it. Some have less sensitivity and you can tug on that, put them all in your mouth like some guys like fuck, yeah, it hurts whenever you try to do it.

And it's so interesting to always see like the difference in the balls because I'm really, really sad, really.

Zygi Interesting fact. I don't know if this is every guy, but he has something that we call it morning balls in the morning.

They're like supertight, like suck it up like looks like a twelve year old. He y yeah. It's, they're like really tight and perky in the morning and light at nighttime. They're like well at least they're like all saggy like, like grand football. That's so interesting.

I just, I like I don't know. No I mean I have to look I know I like, I like you. Next time I'm going to have to do that, like let me inspect the balls in the morning and at night. The guy that I'm hooking up with, we were like cuddling in the morning and he literally took my hand.

He was like, please, just like cut my balls, like, I want you to hold my balls. And I told him they felt very, like, tight tighten up there. And then later we were fucking I'm like, he doesn't have like that. They were like swinging.

Yeah, those are so fascinating. So, no, I think it's that's why I always say communication. If you just ask your partner, let's say like, what do you like with your balls? Like, I think men would find that so hot because some guys are like, do all the things I love, all the things. And then other guys like, nah, I'm not into it.

What about the tell the ass like so I personally Mike's only let me do this one time. I don't even know if I should say it.

Yeah, it's called already but I find it like super like a big turn on, like getting guys to do like somewhat like feminine things. Like I, I got him to like go into doggy one time for me to eat it and that's like the best position for like eating the ass because then you can like eat it and then you can put your hand in the front and you know, like jerk it off. But he's only done it one time because he thinks like going into DOGIES.

I don't like to be feminine. I think that if a man see I'm on the opposite spectrum from like MC shout the fuck out. I think that when men can be confident enough in their sexuality to do that with their girlfriend, I think it's so hot because it's like when guys and you're like stop. Like if I'm even trying to put my finger in their ass, I'm like, what is wrong with you? Like, embrace it. Yeah, it's good.

Mikey has yet to let me put my finger in his butt and I've asked so many times you're supposed to let me peg him for my birthday. But I guess I guess that was a joke too, because I didn't let me do it.

OK, so you're eating his ass and then you're putting your hand around. Yes, we'll spit on the hand, electric it off, or I could, like, do the ball and then, like, all like dropped down underneath, like, lick the balls, maybe put my head on the other side like I a little they come back.

Oh. Kind of doing like on one side of the aisle. The other. Yeah. Like I'm getting all of it. All of it. Well because his dick is a vagina. You can't go back to front of a vagina. I'm like, thank you so much for my fucking UTM. I used to be a fucking bitch but like a dick like you can go back from their ass and like, go to his dick. And I don't think anything's going to happen.

I love when guys want to just do like all the things. And I think that it makes you closer. I like like getting when I'm like in more in a relationship, I like to try weird shit because even if you like, push it to a level that's like insanity, I think it's like more fun because then you can lay there and even if you're like, we didn't like that as much. Yeah, I liked it. It's you get you experienced it together and I really like, like weird like sexual fantasies to like to play out with Mike.

He's like the first guy that I've liked doing like fantasy with, which is fine.

We walk on like I mean I put on like the little outfits and stuff. We've done some like really weird ones, although he says no, sometimes I feel like the super weird ones that I mean, what are the super weird ones I can't even say. There's so far. Oh, I can't I've done like a schoolgirl, like I pretended that he was like my teacher, but those are like the more like mild ones, like there's literally bottom ones where it's like there's no fucking way I'm doing that.

Like, I will be mentally scarred from this. I'm not down to do that. So do you. Which annoys me. Like, I want someone who's going to do, like, everything that I want. Maybe he'll ease into it eventually. Yeah. He'd probably have to be in the right mood for. Yes. I think a lot of girls want to do role playing with their boyfriends, but they feel super insecure to like start it. Like how do you go about it?

Like do you walk into the room and like you're in a character and you don't break character? Like, how does it go down?

Yeah. So like I'll just like surprise him. Like I'll just like go in my closet, like put on like a fun outfit and come out. I guess it just depends on like your relationship. Like me and Mike are both really open, like sexually we have like mama sex, right. Yeah. I'm like I'll put on like my school graduate. I'll be like Mr. Cheney, I really want a plus in your class. What can we do to work this out?

We will make Talk Back. Yeah. He stole. I love it. I'm so proud of him because I think sometimes guys have a hard time like girls, like we can get into character and I fucking thrive off of it. The school teacher one is like pretty fucking amazing.

He loves like playing characters because you can either with the school teacher one, you can either go the bad girl like I'm in trouble or you can do like that. Like I really want in a like I'm an A plus student like yeah yeah. I like trying to be like that in a certain way. And then all of a sudden you're like choking on like yeah. I can tell you like a one weird one that Mike didn't agree to. This is probably like so weird.

You tell me. Tell me. OK, so I got like a jar of peanut butter and I was like, put this on your desk and pretend that I'm a dog.

You wouldn't do it. Yeah, I honestly, I this it's so fucked up. I thought you were going to more so be like I wanted him to dress up like a priest. Like I don't know where you're going with it. You're like, so I want to put peanut butter on your dick and you wanted you wanted to pretend you were a dog or he was a dog. No, no. That I was like the dog at night because, you know, like people do that.

Oh, yeah. And yeah, they're like dog eat their pussy out. Yes. Or like they're a wiener. Yeah.

And so and so I was like, pretend that I'm a dog and you put peanut butter on your dick and you're going to get on your knees and start acting and give them a blowjob. Yeah. I don't hate isn't that hot though. I think like I think maybe he was like he's like oh it's a mess or whatever. Yeah. Well I kind of like I don't know, I also peanut butter is very fucking like stick.

Yeah. It's probably like it's stuck in his wee wee hole. He would definitely be in the hole. But also I feel like for you there's two ways it could go, like giving a blowjob with peanut butter. It could be like you are so in it because you're having a little like I could slurp and slurp or you could get like sometimes you can't like whenever you're high, remember, you know, I like too much peanut butter in your mouth.

Yes.

You kind of can't, like, swallow or even swallow your whole mouth just becomes kind of like what even is the word like.

No, I know what you're talking about. I remember as a kid putting too much peanut butter in too much peanut butter in my peanut butter and jelly and I couldn't swallow.

Yeah. So I wonder how that probably wouldn't have worked anyway. Yeah, something different.

I just had recently a girl say she wrapped the dick in a fruit roll up and she went, but I want to bite it then that's all.

All right. Let's maybe not do that. Mike is going to like so I'm in the hospital. This looks to a lot of to put a fucking rope on my neck, maybe like tell something like, I don't know, something we could we could get some like chocolate sauce. Yeah. Yeah.

But I think it's fun that you're saying like you this is a perfect example of you saying in your sex life you are mixing it up. Yeah. You don't have to have threesomes. I'm all the woman that he need.

Tell us about your only my only friends. This is what our world is today. And I think that so many years ago, it was like porn was so taboo. Now it's like not only is that not taboo anymore, really, it's like calling girl walking down the street has an only fans and it's like cool to be like, how much are you making? Yeah. Like how much do you make from your only bands. Yeah. OK, so it's like your main source of income.

Now I do a lot of things now. I don't invest as much effort into my own finances. I show because I know like how much like rilly and like my friend Leonard making like they're fucking crushing it. But I also don't do the same type of content that they do. I'm only posting nudes. They're like doing everything on their only fans. So that, like, hinders it because obviously you can see me doing other things online.

So only certain percentage of people are going to sign up just to see my nudes, which I'm fine with because I've been to the point in my life where I don't want to do anything that doesn't bring happiness and joy to me. If it's going to make me less happy, I'm not going to do it.

I don't give a fuck about the money.

No, that's really good.

But I still think that what you're like and when I say I'm not, which is like right now, I'm like, it's no, I have that bad.

I have other like things I make money from. Yeah. Because I'm sort of I'm in a weird position, like probably one of the first from like a doll industry to like become like almost like actual influencer. So I still do like brand deals and like all of that stuff as well. Businesses merge, I guess, like I could see girls being in the industry, like it must get so addicting because once you go down the path of doing porn, like you said, you were like, oh, like some girls are like, I can't get boyfriends or this or that.

But once you commit to that, you must have a fear of like, how do I even pivot like you were so fortunate, learned that you were able to, like, grow your legs.

I was I was scared. Whenever I first quit doing porn, I was like, what the fuck am I going to do now? I'm used to this lifestyle. I have like a four thousand dollar apartment at the time. And I was scared.

But I just I personally think if you wake up every single day and like, you are just like I'm going to work at this every single fucking day. And I was talking to them about this in the car, like, if you live in and breathe out everyday, like, you're going to fucking make it like you either have talent or you have, like, hard work and dedication.

It's one or the other or both. And you're very fortunate. But for me, it was definitely like hard work and dedication, like to get here.

And I'm just chillin like I don't really do anything anymore.

I know. But I think, you know, it's inspiring to see this because I think like you as much as you have, like I mean, your life looks like so nice now. But like when you sit here and we started as you being like, so when I was 13, like, I knew I wanted to do porn, but I also then went to jail and like, you have your family shit, which everyone has, but like your journey to getting to not only becoming like, that's great, that you were like the most searched porn on porn, but now you're like, no, I'm happy.

I have a boyfriend that loves me and I also have career aspirations outside of porn. Yeah, no, that's amazing. Wow. I feel like we kind of went through a lot today. Lonna, plug yourself. Like what? You know, I mean, like your social media, I handle a lot of like what am I what I'm like Instagram only fans. Like where can people find. Oh, OK. For sure. All right, guys, you can find more on social media, just as my name on the roads only fans roads times three.

But don't think you're going to see anything crazy on there. It's literally just nudes. It's just cell. If you want to go see my nudes, head over there. I want to thank you so much for coming on. I think, like, your story was amazing. And I think a lot of people are going to be really excited to hear this side of you. And thanks for something like the sex talk.

Yes. Thanks for having me. It was honestly like a lot of fun, like I hate doing podcasts, but this was probably my favorite one just because, like, your energy is so good and I felt so comfortable, that makes me so fucking happy. Thank you. You'll have to come on again soon. Thank you. Commercial paper, Lou, how do you know what paper, Lou, is anybody that is having a bachelorette party, a bachelor party, you're in college and you need t shirts for your sorority, anything that you want to custom make, you want to put it on a tumbler, a shirt, a hat, whatever paper, Lou, creates thoughts, quote, sayings, whatever, and designs them on tumbler shirts, et cetera, for you.

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Oh. Let's say he was born to go to France and took. They'll pick up a little car. Who is your. Home questions of the motherfucking Weich, bye bye, questions of the motherfucking why? Oh my God, I am never, ever going to get fucked again. Thank God the men that I talk to, I'm always like, Do you like listening to Questions of the Week? No, I usually just like, listen to the episode.

I'm like, thank the Lord. God is good. God is fucking good Daddy getting what the fuck is up questions the fucking week. You bitches thought I was going to forget about you. I was thinking about it and like I got a little bit of Hey Alex, stop doing questions of the week. It makes you go from a seven to a two. I don't care, OK? My vibrator can fuck me better than your fucking little dick ever could be drinking.

And also to everyone that likes it, I fucking love you. I read your DMS and I'm like, oh.

Oh yeah. So let's get into it. I'm fine. Are you guys ok? OK, perfect questions of the fucking week. Alex, I honestly I'm not comfortable talking about this to anyone and I am freaking out right now. And you're the first person I thought of that might actually have something to say that could point me in the right direction. All right, sweetheart, let's go. So me and my boyfriend have been dating for almost three years.

He was asleep and I decided to go on his phone. I looked in his recently deleted photos and he has a fucking video of himself touching his asshole. I immediately got up and went to the bathroom to freak out and I told him to leave my house. Am I right to be disturbed? I am still freaking out and I am so close to breaking up with him. Oh my God. I'm not even against doing more in bed with him.

But why does he have a video like this? And why is he why is he not talking about it to me? Either way, I want to die alone. I love you, Daddy.

All right, sweetheart, calm down. Calm the fuck down. First of all, you're fine. At least it's not a video of a guy putting his dick in your boyfriend's asshole, you know what I mean? OK, so like we can we can cancel that out.

Like, at least it's not a guy putting a dick in his asshole or like a girl like fucking fisting your boyfriend. It's just him. Okay, we're just still in the close quarters of your home. Still, it's between the two of you, although now I'm thinking about it. I'm sorry, but I can't help but think you should check his phone father or the iPad or the computer because he could be sending that to a girl or a guy that could be a bat.

Yeah, OK. Now that I'm thinking about it, the worst case scenario is he was sending that video to someone.

Actually, now I'm a full blown spiraling because I was about to go in a different direction and be like maybe you need to be more open and like talk about Asprey, play with him because it feels like maybe you guys don't have that relationship and he's feeling suppressed. I completely take that back and I'm completely going right to this revelation. I think he probably sent that to someone because why would he take a video of himself fingering his asshole to like what?

Watch back and see what it looks like?

He could just look at porn. Like, he could just watch gay porn or he could watch porn of like a girl pegging a guy in the asshole. Yeah.

Oh oh God. Oh God yeah we fuck. OK, girlfriend, I'm so sorry.

You actually have every right to freak out.

I was going to be like, why are you freaking out? Just communication. Be like, baby, I want to stick a finger in your ass. Why don't you let me know. I think yeah I think he sent that to someone and then he deleted it immediately. So my suggestion is ask him to open the iPad. You know, the classic call her dad. You put the iPad down or you put the computer down, you say open the fuck up and then you go through his text messages.

And unfortunately, I feel like you're going to find that video sent to someone. Oh, my God, I'm so fucking sorry.

Yeah, I mean, there's just no I just really can't understand why he wouldn't go back and jerk off to watching himself finger finger his asshole. It would be just like porn. So, like, who was that video for? You know what I mean? I'm really sorry. I think we just casually discovered that your boyfriend is cheating on you. I love you, Daddy. Do me or write me in if you figure this out.

Sorry, OK, I've been seeing this guy for the past two months and after texting every single day and seeing each other every week, I wanted to know if he saw this going anywhere. When I asked, he answered that it was too early for him to know and that school is his priority. He's super focused on his career, so he's always busy and doesn't try to make time for me. But I'm still willing to try to make it work.

His actions and words don't match as he initiates most conversations and is the one asking me out. I want to try and distance myself, but how do I make him want me? All right, this is interesting. Here's the thing, ladies, and I know this is annoying, but this is just no matter how no matter how fucking healthy I get on this goddamn fucking show, I will always stay true to this one belief system. And it is that as a woman, unfortunately, men constantly think, constantly think that we are trying to get wifed the fuck up.

And men are so much more afraid of commitment than women. So when a woman looks a man dead in the fucking eyes and says, what are we? Or do you see a future for us, the man shuts the fuck down even if he's like, I could so see something with this girl. If you jump too fast because you're saying this is two months, you've only been seeing this guy girlfriend that is too fucking soon. That is too fucking soon to be asking a dude, what are we do you see a future?

Do you see a future? I don't even know what your fucking favorite fucking pasta dish is, I don't even know I haven't even met your family. What do you mean, a future? What if your fucking mother is psychotic? Like these are the things that girls I know initially, you're like, I don't want to get her. I just want to know right in your fucking diary. You like him. He likes you. OK, chill. OK, my advice right now, though, is if he is initiating shit, things are going well, right?

OK, so let it progress now. This is basically the psycho way to find out if he cares a little bit. OK, if you're in college, which it seems like you are, this is what you're going to do a couple times throughout the next few weeks. Just fucking kind of go amea OK. When he text you to hang out, don't answer, but then the next day be super nice because if he doesn't want to play games, just kind of show him like fuck, I have my own life and I'm not even trying to be a dick.

Like I was just super busy last night. I didn't even answer him, you know what I mean? It's not that he's like this girl's full blown playing games. I'm trying to work on my fucking school. And this bitch is like playing games. I mean, not interested. No, no, no. You don't want to come off like a fucking psycho, but strategically, you need to show him you have your own life and then text and be like, holy shit.

Sorry. Like, I was super busy last night. I was out like, sorry, I didn't answer you. Like, what are you up to this week? Dabble with being a little inconsistent and falling off the map for a minute, but then be super nice back so that he has to sit in his room while he's studying and putting his books first and be like, OK, hold on. She's clearly out there like kind of living her life, but she's super sweet to me and always wants to hang out.

And I told her I still remember the conversation. I told her that I I needed to focus on school. So she's clearly still interested in me. But she also took that information and now she's kind of living her own life. And then he'll probably either make a decision. No, I don't want her living her own life. I want us to be more official. I want us to be more exclusive or he'll be like, think on will be like, thank God she found something else to do other than fucking blowing me up 24/7 and bothering the fucking living shit out of me.

I have a science exam tomorrow, bitch. Leave me alone. So I think that that's probably the best way I just I just think asking a guy two months in what you are, it's like, do you want him to run for the fucking hills? You can ask that eventually, but not that soon enough. And honestly, I know this sounds fucking annoying, but this is how I play all the time. If you don't ask them all of a sudden, if you're hanging out all the time and everything's good, all of a sudden a guy, if he does like you, he's going to eventually be like, why isn't she asking what we are?

Why hasn't she tried to put any guidelines on this? And then they'll get insecure and then they'll come for you. But if you're the first one, they're like, you played your hand. Now we fucking knows you like him. You want to be something. And now he's like, OK, I have that option. Now what else? OK. Hey, Daddy, love your show. And I could use your input. I have been dating this guy since May and it's been absolutely amazing.

But I just found out that he cheated on his ex and he already did not have the best, best track record. He's pretty much her every single girl he's dated and calls all of his exes crazy. I know. Red Flag. I get nervous from his past that he only hasn't cheated on me because he hasn't gotten the chance during covid since he's been with me. I really do think he's changed by, hey, those girls that are like, no, I know he's been a dick before, but not to me.

He's changed. I've changed him. I don't want to get played. Do I cheat on him first because Gitari cheated on or do I trust him every time I bring it up? He says that he would never hurt me and doesn't want to talk about it more. Is it bad to play games with a boyfriend or what should I do in this situation?

Oh hey, girl friend.

It seems to me like you're dealing with a classic fuck boy. Listen, I want you to understand, not like I the only red flag, honestly, to me is this. Well, actually, I actually take all the back. There's multiple like you said, the red flag is if someone has cheated on every single girl or every single guy that they have ever fucking dated. I am sorry, but there is no way that that person is just going to change overnight.

However, listen, say this guy is like twenty eight, twenty nine and he really wants to change his life and he's like ready for marriage. Then maybe you could be the fucking unicorn that comes along and he's like, oh my God, look, I want to finally settle down. I've been a fuck boy for so fucking long. However, you have to at least be weary. You're telling me right now he hasn't cheated on me. Have you checked his phone?

How do you know? How do you know if you cheat on every single girlfriend in the past? How do you know he's not cheating on you right now, Anderson? Pandemics. So you haven't been with him 24/7? Like, have you checked his computer? No. OK, so then don't say he's not cheating on you. The biggest red flag to me, though, and I think as I get into more mature relationships, this is the biggest red flag to me.

The fact that you bring it up to him and you are voicing concern, saying like, listen, unfortunately we have to have a conversation because your track record, like you literally cheat on every fucking girl. And the fact that you're saying he just says he won't hurt me, but he doesn't want to have a conversation about it. That is a huge fucking red flag.

If a man is not willing to engage in a conversation with you multiple times and basically talk about it until it's fucking beating a dead horse, especially because it's his issue and his past, I say you're in the wrong fucking situation and you need to be fucking ready to find out that he's probably cheating on you, too.

I just know men, if he doesn't if he isn't willing to be like, baby, we will talk about this as many times as you fucking want because I want you to feel secure in this situation. I promise you, I understand my past has been fucked and I understand I have I have done things that make it not look fucking promising for you. But I promise you, this is different. If he's not willing to have that conversation every fucking day, that's such a red flag.

Why doesn't he want to talk about it?

Because it makes him uncomfortable, because he doesn't have the fucking balls to sit there and like, full blown, like emotionally lie to you. He's like, no, no, no, I won't hurt you. Shut the fuck up. OK, well, then I'm promising you, if you won't even go there and talk about that, he's probably being shady.

Hello, Father, I have a question for you, this is not about sex, but about beginning a new chapter. I recently moved to a new town where I'm living alone. I don't make friends easily and I am a huge introvert. I get homesick very easily. And this is definitely a struggle. I know you have also made a change to living alone, and I was wondering if you have any tips or anything to help through this process. Thank you in advance.

Love your show. It's a life saver on long road trips home. Proud of your success and strength. Oh my fucking God. I love you, Daddy. This makes me so sad, guys. Listen, I think that first of all, moving anywhere alone is probably the hardest fucking thing to do.

But I want to just normalize. Like I remember my friend moved to a new state and she told me that she went on bumble friends. And I feel like some people could think that's like fucking weird. It's like, what are you such a loser? You need to go find friends on a fucking basically dating app. But it's like the French version. No, no. I think that's like actually really fucking healthy and normal. Who doesn't crave human interaction?

And I feel like if you're an introvert, my biggest advice to you is get on one of these apps to like that's like a friend up and you already have your slide in line. Basically, it's like, hey, I just moved here. I'm new to this city. Like, I'd be totally down to, like, grab a drink. Nothing weird. I'm just like totally looking to branch out and make new friends. That is the least weird thing you could say.

Like you have your pick up line and you should initiate. You should initiate. And I know it's hard, but like I think you need to try to get out of your comfort zone, force yourself to go meet at a bar, go meet for dinner with any of these girls or guys. I would suggest you first go with girls and just meet up and see how it goes. Obviously meet in a public space. So it's like safe and everything, but you have to force yourself to occasionally get out or else you're going to be stuck inside.

And it's not easy, especially during a pandemic like this. Shit fucking sucks. So I can imagine you're feeling super lonely. I just want to normalize for anyone know, like if you're even not liking your friend group right now or anything, I think it's OK to branch out and like literally try to get on sites like this and make friends because the people you surround yourself with, sometimes you need to check, do I have good people around me or do I have no one around me?

Well, find yourself friends that you think that you can match up with and girlfriend, it may be a disaster. You could go on this fucking get drinks with this girl and she could be a raging psycho. And you're like, not for me, but at least now you're slowly starting to learn, like, OK, that's not my type of person. Now let me go on another fucking hang out. Like, let's see. And then what eventually happens is my friend told me that she found one girl and slowly she integrated her into her friend group in that new city and she just found her new boyfriend through that friend that she met.

I mean, it's all about connections. And I think that if you're willing to put yourself out there, that's just the first step toward success. If you're not, then it's going to be really hard to fucking, like, feel comfortable in that new city used to try to make it your own. But I'm not lying. It's not going to be easy. I'm not saying it's going to be easy. It's going to be hard. But you just if you want it, you have to work a little bit for it.

Sex on a first day. How do you keep him interested after that? I seem to always want to do this if I really dig the guy and apparently I have no self-control, I'm actually looking for a relationship and not casual sex. Is there any way to come back after this or am I doomed to never see him again and or not be taken seriously?

OK, everybody listening to this.

Here's the thing about having sex on a first date. It truly depends on so many variables. It's not a black or white answer.

If you are having sex with a dude who you have been texting and have such insane good chemistry with and you have good banter and you're going back and forth and it's super fun and you meet and you go on your actual first date and you end up fucking on the first date. And you guys have such good fucking chemistry. That guy may look at you and be like, dude, this girl is fucking dope. Like we just had bombs, sex.

We have bomb ass conversations. Like, I like this girl.

However, if you talk a little bit and you go on a first date and you fuck a guy on the first date, he may look at you after and be like, Oh. You know. I don't really know, like I don't really love that she just fucked my dick on the first date, like, what kind of girl is she? And like, does she do this with a lot of guys? Every guy is different. It literally is so crazy.

But I'm sorry about every single guy is different because some guys, as much as they would never fucking dated data girl that fucks on the first day, I know guys that have fucked her on the first date and been like Yoba. I'm like obsessed. It's straight up comes down to like chemistry and then also the emotional chemistry. If both are there, then usually guys are like, I don't really give a fuck, but if it was just physical and emotionally, he's like she's like she's all right.

But the sex was bomb then he may not even think about you as a girlfriend.

If I were if I were you, though, it also depends on your situation. If you feel like you keep having sex with these guys and they keep not calling you after, I'm going to go ahead and say, and this fucking sucks, but maybe you need to change your game a little bit. You're fucking on the first date and these guys aren't calling you back after. So maybe you really need to show a guy a little bit more of who you are and your emotionality and then fuck to keep them.

Everyone has different games. Some girls are so fucking psycho bomb in the bedroom and know how to, like, perfectly ramp it up on the first sex and then the next day they can do that. Other girls is like, you've got to let them know who you are first and then fuck, that's just the way the fucking game goes. So it's fucking on the first day isn't working for you. Close your fucking legs. You're like, I can't help it.

Well, OK, fine, then you're just going to get the same results. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, if you're fucking on the first date and they never call you back. I'm a go ahead and say maybe, maybe let's not do that. And, like, wait a fucking second and like, masturbate five times a fucking day if you really need to. But like, no, the game is not working, so you've got to adjust.

It's almost not even about fucking on the first date or not. It's just for you. It's not working. If it is for you, then I wouldn't say change it, keep going. But it's not for you. Datti, I need advice, my boyfriend of four years ghosted me, OK, why am I doing guys daddy dating my my boyfriend of four years ghosted my ass when I was out of town.

I can I just say I fucking love when girls write in or guys write in and they're like my girlfriend or my boyfriend ghosted me. How do you get ghosted by your girlfriend or your boyfriend? It is the most unbelievable fucking thing. I've obsessed my boyfriend of four years, ghosted my ass when I was out of town. I come home and he won't even confront me or sleep in the same bedroom. So I packed all my shit and left without a care in the world for him.

He never actually broke up with me after 24 fucking hours after I leave, I hear that he's already hooking up with other girls and a random girl's pussy in the bar parking lot. I feel like he's out to get me. I don't want to be with him again, but I want him to miss me and care. What do I do?

This is so fucking unbelievable that I fucking love you. OK, sweetheart. Jesus Christ. No. One, you're in a four year relationship and he's doing this to you. He has zero respect for you and he is full blown over the relationship. That's just what it is. He's over it. He's completely over it. Who has completely lost his mind. He's having a mid-life crisis. No, he's over it. So. You saying you want him to miss you and to care?

That is so sad, like he doesn't but you're saying no, but I want him to. Well, he doesn't. So now say the opposite way. He doesn't care about you and he doesn't miss you.

Why do you want to have to trick someone into missing you and caring about you?

He ain't. No, no, really. Let's live in this for a minute. He ain't. A bitch is pussy in the bar parking lot, sweetie, he has zero respect for you after a four year relationship 24 hours after you leave the home and you didn't even fully, verbally agree that you guys broke up the self-worth game. We really need to strengthen. And this is what I said to all my friends, be in the fields, sweetheart.

Be in the fucking fields. You were just in a four fucking year relationship and this shit just went down. You should be bawling your eyes out. You should be so sad. Of course you should miss him. Of course you should want him to miss you and care about you. Yes. But take your time and mourn the ending of that relationship, because going back shouldn't be even a fucking blink of an option unless and unless I know I'm being an asshole here.

But unless you can look at every single person in your family and all of your friends and you can verbally say, guys, I want to address I'm going back to someone that disrespects me, doesn't care about me and will cheat on me. And I'm totally OK with that. Just you guys know, totally down, going to get disrespected, going to get cheated on. But like, I'm going back. If you can verbally acknowledge that to everyone around you that loves and cares about you and you go back, then time you see how you got to get in therapy.

But do you know what I'm saying? It's like you can miss him. You can care about him. I was a fucking bully. It would be weird after four years if you didn't. But to not have enough self worth and know what you deserve and to want to go back to that, that's where there's a problem and you got to figure that shit out.

All right, guys, that is it for this week. Dirty gay guy. I hope you all enjoyed that little episode. Hopefully you guys are excited for next week. As I record this episode, Lauren is downstairs in my apartment. She is studying. She has an exam.

But I went down, I took a little water break and I said, hey, Lauren, listen, would you be a fucking gem and just let me handle your goddamn microphone next week and just chat it up with me for a little bit about this little rendezvous we're having with the motley crew and by the motley crew. I mean, my accent is in Tyre Fucking Friend group.

And she was like, I would be honored. So hopefully she'll be around and we'll really dig deep into what the fuck is going on with the Red Wedding. All the things. Guys, go follow me on Instagram. It's Alexandra Cooper. Go follow. Call her daddy. It's just call her daddy on all things social media. And don't forget to write into the show. Guys, you can either just dump me because I do read a lot of kids or you guys can go to the barstool website.

You go to Basel Dotcom, you go to shows, call her daddy, and then it's just submit your question and write and you can keep it anonymous or you can get a little fucking frisky and maybe, I don't know, put your fucking name or your enemies name. That's the way to fucking do it. Dirty you going? I fucking love you. You know the fucking drill. I will see you motherfuckers next Wednesday.