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Wait, you're listening? Okay. All right.

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Okay.

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All right. You're listening to Radiolab. Radiolab. From?

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W-n-y-c. C? Yeah. No small talk. What are we here for?

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hey, Isaladef. I'm Lulu. This is Radiolab. And Lulu. Wait.

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Yes. Are we here for news?

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So we are here for news. Okay. So as you know, I have to do the- Do the, do the. Previously on.

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Okay, you want me to do it?

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Sure. Yeah, you do. Sure, sure, sure.

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Okay. So last week we did a crowd-pleasing episode about- What is that That's the word.

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Is that Z, Z, Z, Z, V, Zoozve?

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Zoozve? Zoozve.

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Zoozve. Zoozve. Wow. If you did not listen, I would actually hit pause right now. Go listen to that first because there are some pretty big spoilers coming.

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Basically, Zoozve is this mischievous piece of space rock that is neither moon nor not moon. That is orbiting Venus and the sun, which makes it dance in all these wild and beautiful and different ways, and also means that we don't know where it's going, which gives you this giant thrill that maybe we're not stuck in a clock where everything is ordered and known in the Cosmos. It's more like a club where there's possibility and it tears a hole in your heart, and it doesn't actually have a name yet.

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Excellent.

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Thank you.

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And so given that this was the first discovered of an entirely new thing in our Solar System, and it's called 2002VE68. It needs a better name. And of course, the natural name felt like it should be Zuzvah. It had It was destined. Yeah. We put in a proposal to this all-powerful working group for small bodies nomenclature of the International Astronomical Union, which is like- They're the guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, basically.

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They were about to take a vote.

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When we released the episode, the secretary of that working group, Gareth Williams, had told us, We don't have a resolution as of yet.

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Okay. We're still waiting on two members to vote.

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But actually- Left, right.

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Hello. I can hear you.

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Can you hear me? But now, a little over a week later, just got off the phone with Gareth.

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Oh, okay. Votes are all in?

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Votes are all in. Okay.

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Well, I'm very pleased to announce that the working group, Smallbody Nomenclature, has approved the name Zuzvay.

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Oh my God.

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Are you serious? Wow. Are you serious?

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Yeah. They're naming it Zuzvay.

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Oh, wow.

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Great. I also just broke the news to Brian Skiff, the discoverer of Zuzvay, who helped us propose the name.

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Well, that's a great little coup on everyone's part.

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And... Okay.

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Oh, good. That's so cool.

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Yeah. I also called Alex Foster.

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A poster guy?

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The poster guy to be like, your mistake is now etched in the heavens forever. Now, having gone through what we went through, that retroactively makes the poster correct.

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That's amazing.

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How do you feel?

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I mean, I feel awesome. I don't know. It's the first thing like it that we ever found, and now it has a weird one-of-a-kind name. So that feels right. How do you feel?

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I feel happy. I think it's a good name.

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Can you tell me what you voted?

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Well, since it's now been approved, I can say that I voted for it.

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I just want to give you a big hug right now.

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A virtual hug will have to be since we're quite a miles apart.

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Yes. Oh, my God.

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Wait, but wasn't there like that it had to be a myth? How did it get past that rule, the mythological rule?

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Yeah.

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That was the sticking point for the people that voted against it.

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I mean, he doesn't know exactly why everyone voted, but he thinks we did get no votes because of that rule. But he also said that- There are circumstances under which non-mythological names would be accepted if there's a good reason why. Really? I didn't know that.

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The cute story behind this name, I think swayed the members who voted for it. Yes. But we don't want to encourage a lot of non-mythological names.

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And in the end, he says- It just scraped by. Zuzvah passed by a narrow margin. Has anything ever been named after a typo before?

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After a typo? That's an interesting one. I'm having a hard time thinking of a prior example of a typo. He was.

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I can't think of anything right offhand either.

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Wow. That is wild. This funny little thing you squinted at, this typo that a poster designer put on a piece of paper that reached your eye that then led you on this whole chase, that that is now immortalized and will outlast all of us in the sky.

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Right. To me, I think what's beautiful about that is something that started to dawn on me as I was talking to Brian Skiff.

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Both Seppo Mikola and Paul Wigert did the real work, of course, identifying this thing.

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I was trying to give him his flowers for starting us off on this whole journey, but he wouldn't take them.

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I hope people get the idea that people do their little bits and pieces incrementally, and it works out.

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It sounds like astronomy is a team sport. Yeah. Then when I was talking to Alex Foster- That's the I did this thing because it feels like my part in this was so small. He did the same thing.

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It was just an accident. It's so silly that this could happen.

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I feel like I didn't do anything. What did I do? I did a tiny thing here. The thing that finally hit me is that each of us was stepping back to see ourselves as just one little ripple in the butterfly effect that you just described, where one seemingly insignificant thing led to another, led to another, led to another. And to me, that's a microcosm of the world that Zuzvay lives in, where bodies move through space and exert a web of invisible and often unknowable forces on each other, leading to a universe where things happen that you just cannot predict.

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Wow.

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But okay, so that's actually only half of the news. Okay.

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What's the other half?

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It was so fun. It was so exciting to name a quasi-Moon of Venus. This whole time, we've also been working and lobbying the same people, the International Astronomical Union, to basically open up fan submissions to name a quasi-Moon of Earth. No. So we're going to do a contest. No. We're I'm going to do an International Astronomical Union, Radiolab fan contest.

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So that listeners can name a quasi-moon?

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That listeners can do it, too. So we did it. I want everybody to be able to do this. And not even just for Venus. This is now one of ours. This is Earth. Oh, my goodness.

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Wait, this is awesome. Yeah. And this isn't one of those companies that's like, Name a star after your sweetheart for Valentine's Day for 2,999. And then you're like, Baby, it's named Marty.

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It is not that. Although if you do want to send me 2,999, I'm happy to take it. No, this is for real. So the caveats are we're still working out the details with them. We don't know what Quasimun it's going to be or how the naming exactly is going to work. And because this is a big official deal, it's going to take a little while to get the whole thing going. But what we do know is that it's going to need to have a mythological name whatever that means. Okay.

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But any culture, any myth?

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Any culture, any time. They've even used mythology from Lord of the Rings.

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Okay. So broad definition of myth. Yeah. Okay, great.

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And so we're going to announce all the details later. But part of the reason I wanted to announce it so that people think up some good mythological-inspired names and then work on a 300-character explanation. Yes. Oh, my gosh. So if you out there, whether you are a a school kid or whether you are a grown up who has never paid attention to astronomy in their whole life until right now, or maybe this is the thing you think about every day, whatever, whoever you are. This is a pretty rare thing. They don't do this fan contest very often, and anybody can help label this thing in the sky. How fun. Yeah, right?

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That's really rad. That's great.

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Well, you had the idea just to get people's juice is flowing. When we were trying to name Zuzvay, you had the idea. I don't think it works because it's not quite mythological. Your idea was- Quasimundo. Quasimundo, yeah. Which I think is pretty good.

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It's not bad, but they can do better. There you go. There's the bad idea to make you feel safe with your submission.

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Quasimundo.

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Quasimundo. I cannot wait to read people's ideas and their justifications.

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Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

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There's going to be some good stuff in there. Well, bravo. That is some good news. That it? You got any more tricks up your sleeve?

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That's it. Okay. That's it. Nothing more. That's it.

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Well, thanks for listening. Hang on. In just a couple of days. We'll have a brand new Radiolab episode for you right here in this very feed. So check back in. Thanks for listening. Bye. Bye, Zuzvay.

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Bye. All this Zuzvay about Zuzvah was reported by me, Latif Nasser, with help from Makeddi Foster-Kees. It was produced by Sara Khari, with original music and sound design by Sara Khari. Mixing help from Ari Ann Wack, fact-checking by Diane Kelly, and edited by A Keddi Bresler. Dream big, everybody. Anything is possible.

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Hi, I'm Hazel, and I'm from Silver Spring. Radiolab was created by Chad Abelmatt. It was edited by Soren Wheeler. Here. Lulu Miller and Latif Nasser are our co-hosts. Dylan Keith is our Director of Sound Design. Our staff includes: Simon Adler, Jeremy Bloom, Erika Bresler, Aketi Foster-Kies, W. Harry Fortuna, David Gable, Maria Paz Gutierrez, Sinju Nainasam Fadan, Matt Kielte, Annie McEwen, Alex Niesen, Sara Khari, Sara Sandbach, Arienne Wack, Pat Walters, and Molly Webbs, and Molly Webbs. Brian Kelly, Emily Krieger, and Natalie Middleton. Thank you.

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