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Hey, this is danish sports. You may know my voice from Noble Blood, Haleywood, or stealing Superman. I'm hosting a new podcast, and we're calling it very special episodes. A very special episode is stranger than fiction.

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It sounds like it should be the next season of True Detective. These canadian cops trying to solve this mystery of who spiked the chowder on the Titanic set.

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Listen to very special episodes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Hello, this is Susie Esman and Jeff Garland. I'm here, and we are the hosts of the history of curb your enthusiasm podcast. Now, we're going to be rewatching and talking about every single episode, and we're going to break it down and give behind the scenes knowledge that a lot of people don't know. And we're going to be joined by special guests, including Larry David and Cheryl Hines, Richard Lewis, Bob Odenkirk, and so many more. And we're going to have clips, and it's just going to be a lot of fun. So listen to the history of curb your enthusiasm on iHeartRadio app. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you happen to.

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Get your podcasts consumed, is a production of iHeart podcast and grim and mild from Aaron Maki. Headphones recommended. Listener discretion advised.

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We're heading into town.

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Yeah, thanks. I'll be right out. $800 piece of tech, and you can't do the one thing you were meant to do. Communicate. So we'll use what you got and test Teflon two. Communicate. So we'll use what you got and test Tesla.

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That's the library.

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Yes. Used to be a church back in the 18 hundreds.

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Church? What happened?

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Books, I guess.

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Progressive Danville.

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That's West Danville.

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Oh, so they have Internet.

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Get out.

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Okay.

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We'll see you for dinner. And if Buster comes back with any updates, I'll come find you.

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Yes, sir. I'll probably still be trying to dial up in there. Every book in the world in the palm of my hand, but with no signal. This is just a microphone. Damn, this is fancy. And also empty. Hello? Yeah, I don't think anyone. Fuck.

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What?

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God damn it. Shit. Former church, right? Sorry. God, Christ, Jesus the holy trinity. Fuck.

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I think you're just digging yourself deeper. Hi.

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Hi.

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Oh, sorry. This feels like a weird rom.com pickup. I am the curator of the Anderson.

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Oh. I mean, doesn't you being the curator make it even more rom.com y?

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Only if you're here to buy the building and replace it with an unaffordable high rise.

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Will it have Internet?

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Oh, we already have Internet.

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Is it dial up? I mean, what's the hurry? Smooth.

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Gordon Morales. Like you, I am not originally from here.

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Sarah Simmons. What gave it away?

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Oh, we won't have that phone model for another ten years.

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Oh, so I'm from the future.

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Or Boston. Same thing.

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Whoa. This is stunning.

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Was this originally the nave? Yes. I see you've done your homework. Originally, a jesuit missionary camp, and then a house of worship built during the second great Awakening. This was the home of the New Hampshire sect of old school puritans.

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Ah, the ones that escaped religious persecution, but didn't tolerate any other religions once.

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They got here, didn't she says, as if that's not still what makes the world go round.

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Oh, my. Is that what I heard?

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Unfortunately.

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Here, let me help.

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In trying to organize the shelves, I managed to topple 300 years of european history with one loose bolt.

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Impressive. So many have tried, and all have failed.

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I'll organize these colonizers later.

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Are you the only one here?

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You, my new city friend, are looking at not only the curator of the Anderson Memorial Library, no, but also the chief technology officer, the historian, lead shelf soccer, and head custodial superintendent.

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So it's just you and a few high school interns, head custodial superintendent, chief Tech.

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We have one computer, and it's right over there. And yes, it is a dial up.

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Did I just hurt your resume?

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Torpedoed, just like I did to that pile of european history books.

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All right, Casanova, I got to email some folks back home. How does one dial up anymore?

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Oh, it's really easy. You just load up your ISP. In our case, it's America on user location. And.

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What's going on?

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Whatever it is, that's our entire emergency force on the way somewhere.

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Question is, will you take me there?

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Can I say no? Are you recording?

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No. And yes. Albert, are you there?

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Yeah, Max, it's crazy out here.

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Anyone else there?

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Everyone's here. Practically the whole town.

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They're saying there's a body in the woods.

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Okay, fine. Just keep the crowd calm and seal off the area.

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Seal it off with what?

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Max? Just keep the crowd away, and we'll order some barricade tape that I will strangle you with sound. Good.

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You got it, boss.

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Here you go, dear. We'll get you home soon enough. Albert, did you call Mr. And Mrs. Crawford?

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Yes, ma'am.

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They'll be here soon and this will all be over with. We do need you to try to tell us what you saw. So you know we have nationals coming up. Sure. For track? Yes. Cross country? Sure. Track outside. Got it. They're very different. Absolutely. So I was doing my sunrise endurance training. 12 miles round trip. You run 12 miles every day at sunrise? No, I'm not crazy. I take Sundays off. So I was nearing my firepoint before circling back up the river. That's when I heard it. Haired it? I don't know. Something in the woods was moving. At first, I don't know. I thought it was a squirrel or a chipmunk, but the crunching of the ground was too much for something that small. Could it have been a bobcat? A fox, maybe? I don't think so. I don't know. All I know is that when I saw something run off, I thought I heard someone gasp. It's okay, Mary. I'm sure it was a critter scurrying off, but that's when I saw it. Stacarian, whatever that is. I don't know. I saw human teeth, an entire side of a jawbone sticking out of those slabs of.

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Sure, sure. It's okay. So I ran to the station and officer Albert brought me back here. And you didn't tell anyone else? I tried to post about it since I didn't know what to do, but it didn't even go through. Lucky for you that it wasn't posted or else. See those people? Yeah. There would be three times as many onlookers. And how many onlookers is too many, Mary Lee? I don't know. One. One is too many as far as I'm. Sheriff, wait here with Albert for a second, love. Sheriff, what happened to Mary Lee? Sheriff Fox, Tanner, Greg, Brendan, Michelle. If you'll bear with us for a little bit longer, we'll have some answers. Excuse me. I don't seem to recognize. Um. That's because I'm not from here. That's interesting, because this is a possible crime scene and you're the only non local here. So unless you're friends with that young woman over there, we need to have a talk about where you're from and why you are here. Hey.

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Sorry, I was chatting with Tanner.

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Yes, she's with me. I'm what? She's with you?

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Yes. Sorry. Sheriff Maxine Allen. This is Sarah Simmons from Boston's Institute for Wildlife Research and Holistic Preservation.

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Yeah, holistic preservation. What is she, a reporter? She is right here and she can answer for herself. Thanks, Gordon. Hi, I'm Sarah Simmons. I'm a creative journalist from Boston. And while not technically unemployed reporter, I am a journalist. And I'm here because every siren in your village raced past us while we were at the library. Care to say anything on the record? There is no record and there's nothing to comment. Huh.

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That's so weird. Because Ober was telling Tanner and Greg before we all arrived that Alfonso over at the diner was reported missing around four this morning.

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All right, put that device away, Sarah. I don't know what that is down there. And I won't comment till forensics from Loomington arrive. But my money. A moose got into it with a gray fox and won. Alfonso has been known to pop on down to Mahegan every now and then. And his mom is special, so I wouldn't hold my breath. Right. Everyone, I'm going to need you all to go home. Mary Lee's folks are here. And you should all go comfort her and her family in the privacy of their house. If anything comes to light for us, you will all be the first to know. Obert.

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All right gang, show's over.

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Pack it up. How's the interneting going?

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This style up is so slow. I'm considering pony Express.

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Yes, but at least we have fresh air.

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You're a glass half full kind of guy, aren't you?

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I have no choice.

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Okay, but Gordon. Gordon?

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Ah, yes. How did you get the name Gordon if you don't look like a Gordon?

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I mean, maybe your folks were fans of Gordon Ramsay.

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Nope.

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Race car driver legend Jeff Gordon?

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Nope. A football? Baseball only household flash. You know, I tried using that once.

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And what happened?

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I went home. Alone.

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Okay, I give up. Tell me.

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Vicente de la Tore Morales.

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That's your name? Vicente?

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Yeah. Vincent in Espanol.

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That's a great name.

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Oh, I know. But my entire family and friends growing up didn't care because since I was a full figured, they called me Gordo.

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Gordo?

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It's one of those reverse endearing spanish nicknames that is extremely painful, but hidden under the guise of.

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Oh, it's a cute, adorable pet name. How cute? I think I caught pretty in there.

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That's all you need.

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But wait, so you hated Gordo, but kept it and made it Gordon?

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Assimilation is a hell of a drug, Miss Simmons. Ooh. The first hit is when people smile and laugh at it. And then you try and make it your own because you're so hooked on your own supply that you make the regretful decision when applying to college to make Gordon your name. Twelve years later, here we are trying to help a pretty city lady online in a 200 year old church turned library.

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You mean Linda, right?

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Maybe once we.

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What was that?

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No idea.

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That's definitely not you fixing some shelves.

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Come with me.

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Sarah.

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Jack.

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Mr. Bruder.

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Gordon.

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He gave us quite a scare.

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I'm sorry. The door was open, but the lights were off, and I damn near broke my neck tripping over a huge pile of books on the floor.

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That's the fall of Europe.

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I'm sorry.

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Never mind. I suppose you're here to pick me up.

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Was headed back to the house and figured you'd be done by, um.

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Yeah, totally. Gordon Vicente. Thank you so much.

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No problem, Miss Simmons. I'll keep trying to get this up and running.

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You do that.

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And if you need anything, I'm also the lead tenant.

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You live here?

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Yeah. Beat you to your high rise plot.

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That's the sequel. See you next time.

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Counting on it. You've got mail.

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Hey, Rima. Jack told me to tell you he was headed to check on the Crawfords. Sarah, I wanted to apologize. Oh, it's okay. No, it wasn't. And truly, with everything happening, the news from the diner. I shouldn't have been so cold. Really. Don't worry about it. Jack mentioned about your son and raising teens. You couldn't pay me enough. Oh, he told you that with Avery? He's been having a tough time making friends. Totally. Hey, I wasn't able to get in touch with my sister. Would it be cool if I. For sure. Be my guest. Just try the phone in the living room. Does that one have buttons? Yes, it does. Hi, you've reached Alex. I can't come to the phone right. What the. Alex. The fuck? Is everything okay? Sorry. Yes. My sister's phone is. It's fine. Hey, listen, I think I'm going to walk back into town. I could really use a walk. And the Internet at this hour? I mean, it's not even 03:00 p.m. The sun sets early nowadays, and you know the diner fella. News sheriff says he's probably out gambling. You met the sheriff? Sheriff Allen? Yeah. I think she hates me.

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All right, well, if you could just let us. Avery, is that you?

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Yes, mother.

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Where were you? I'm sorry. Yes. Just stay on Colton run trail for about 3 miles, and it'll run you right into the town. Center. Thanks so much. That's weird. Hello, my fellow Linda Zilindos after a weird morning. More on that later. We've come back to the old town center at, let's see, 243 in the afternoon after a brisk three mile walk through the creeks and valleys of this one church turned library town. And it looks like most of the stores have closed for the day. Let's see if this convenience store is. Nope.

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Is anything open, ma'am, can I see some id?

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Gordon, you've got to stop sneaking up on me like that. I'd laugh, but I think I have a leg cramp from speedwalking.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Also, why are you speedwalking?

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The brooders think I need to be back home by 04:00 p.m. Or the darkness is going to end me.

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Classic brooders. Right? They should have chosen the brightsiders as a better last name.

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Hey, that's not bad. What should I call you?

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Are you recording?

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Oh, yeah, sorry. It's my audio journal.

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No worries. Gordon is fine. And it's almost three. Don't you need to turn around and head back?

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I was hoping to try the Internet one more time. Did it work at all last time?

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Well, as you can see, everything is literally closed, and I get pretty much all my meals from shawls. And they're going to close at four, so if you'll suffer through a local greasy spoon meal, can we try again right after that?

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Sounds lovely.

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That's four Denver omelets and three french toasts. Sorry, I meant three and four. Coming right up.

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So people think it's him?

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Yeah. So he's the owner, but apparently, and this is the rumor, he really yelled at Fonzo?

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The prep cook?

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Basically the you and me of the restaurant.

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Overworked and barely paid.

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Exactly.

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So he's not down at Foxwoods or Mohegan?

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Fonzo doesn't have a car. He has an electric scooter that never left the restaurant.

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Who told you all that? Never mind. It was Albert, wasn't it?

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Dude is basically a town crier.

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That's so weird.

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What?

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Look at him.

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I'm sorry. Let me get that. And yes, that's coming right up.

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Oh, you said decaf.

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I am sorry.

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It looks like he can'tie his shoes without help. How's he going to kill the only person that keeps his business running?

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I'm sorry, have you ever listened to a single true crime podcast?

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I mean, they're all the same, aren't they?

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Oh, Miss Simmons, is this where you.

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Manslain to me the world of podcasts.

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I would never.

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Ye old keeper of the books with no Internet, I think you'd never heard of one.

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The beauty about them is that when you drive to Loomington or on good signal days, they all get downloaded right to your phone or computer.

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Right?

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So anyway, I'm just saying people can let their psychopathic or sociopathic tendencies take.

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Over just a. Huh? Now our man's planning mental health.

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Wow. I'm serious. Look at Shaw. Okay, dude looks like the only person that ever said no to him was his mom when he asked if he was ugly.

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I think we're being a little superficial.

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Oh, come on. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong.

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Okay, he's definitely not a looker.

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Oh, snap. That's Sheriff Allen.

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And.

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Oh, they gotta be here for Shaw Gordon.

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Evening, sheriff.

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Twice in one day. What a pleasure.

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Miss Simmons. If you wouldn't mind coming down to the station. What?

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Guys, I'm sorry.

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Why is his hand on his gun?

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Whoa, whoa.

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Hey.

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Why don't we all just relax a little bit and take a protocol?

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Albert, will you escort Mr. Morales outside?

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Mr. Morales? Fine. Fine, I'll go. Fine.

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Okay. Do I have to? Is that protocol? You don't have to while I'm still asking. But if I arrest you, it means I've stopped asking.

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Consumed episode two curator written by Carlos Folia editing and sound design by Rima Ilkayali starring Rachel Rosenblum and Arturo Castro. With Ruth Connell, Sam Rod, Genevieve Patelaki, Benjamin Stockham, Charlie David Newell, Mike Corich, Anna East Fairweather Junior Alavi, Alma Martinez, Tracy Martin, Laura Shine, George Vincent and Raphael Corkill. Directed by Alexander Williams assistant director Trevor Young casting by Sunday Bowling, CSA and Meg Mormon CSA production coordinator Wayne Calderon. Music by Carlos Folia consumed the season one score available now on Apple Music, Spotify, or wherever music is streamed. Executive producers Aaron Mankey, Carlos Folia, Matt Frederick and Alexander Williams supervising producers Trevor Young and Josh Thane. Producers Noemi Griffin, Jesse Funk and Rima Ilkayali. Recorded at this is Sound Design Studios, Burbank, California, engineered by Ross Aerono. Eastside Studios, Austin, Texas engineered by Austin Sisler and Eros Creative and Sound, Ohio, California, engineered by Ken Eros. Consumed was created by Carlos Folias. Inspired by the novel by Aaron Manke, consumed is the newest chapter in the Bridgewater universe. To learn more and catch up, visit grimandmiled.com slash Bridgewater. Learn more about consumed@grimandmiled.com slash consumed and find more podcasts from iHeartRadio by visiting the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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Hello, this is Susie Esman and Jeff Garland. I'm here, and we are the hosts of the history of curb your enthusiasm podcast. Now, we're going to be rewatching and talking about every single episode, and we're going to break it down and give behind the scenes knowledge that a lot of people don't know. And we're going to be joined by special guests, including Larry David and Cheryl Hines, Richard Lewis, Bob Odenkirk, and so many more. And we're going to have clips, and it's just going to be a lot of fun. So listen to the history of curb your enthusiasm on iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you happen to get your podcasts.

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Hey, this is Dana Schwartz. You may know my voice from Noble Blood, Haley Wood, or stealing Superman. I'm hosting a new podcast, and we're calling it very special episodes. A very special episode is stranger than fiction.

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It sounds like it should be the next season of True Detective, these canadian cops trying to solve this mystery of who spiked the chowder on the Titanic set.

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Listen to very special episodes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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What up, guys?

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Ola Catal, it's your girl cheekies from the cheekies and chill and dear cheekies podcasts. And guess what? We're back for another season. Get ready for all new episodes where I'll be dishing out honest advice, discussing important topics like relationships, women's health, and spirituality. I'm sharing my experiences with you guys, and I feel that everything that I've gone through has made me a wiser person. And if I can help anyone else through my experiences, I feel like I'm living my godly purpose. Listen to cheekies and chill and your cheekies on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.