They hate my kind. Who? Celtics fans.

Is that true? What's your kind? Like, beautiful young women? That's crazy. Oh my God.

Why? Is that true? Yeah. What happened? Allegedly, according to this Hulu show I was watching. What Hulu show? It was like a documentary?

No, it's completely made up.

It's this Hulu show about the Lakers and their success and how they created celebrities going to the front row or whatever it's called and stuff like that. And then their opponents were the Celtics, and they're like, Get out of here. Wait, why? That's my voice.

This is my racist voice.