What's up, guys? My wife views the podcast where, Jay, if you die, yeah, well, you give me a sign that you're still with me 100 percent. Well, what should it be like? Are you going to paint something on my mirror?

Like, I'll I'll go in. Not will be like snacking on something and all of a sudden she'll like she'll pull the brownies out of the oven and they'll be hot and she'll just about to put the knife in and I'll make the brownies explode.

I say I roll into music.

Let me know how you get the best intro ever. That was really good and that was the hottest intro ever, but I forgot that I'm on this.

Oh, God, it's like that Tenacious D song, the greatest song in the world when they write it, but then they forget what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's fucked up that, like, the record button is on your lap, you know what I mean. Yeah. Like it's not like nobody else is handling it but you.

Yeah. This time it is my fault. Normally if it was like not anywhere near me I'd blame it on Jason. Yeah. Like it is your job at this time. So guys, we started recording the podcast about five minutes and I realized there wasn't recording and now we're here.

At least it was it like halfway through we did a good job noticing that a good job. I would have sucked if it was like I got strangled to death and everyone when they snapped at you for not hitting the record button.

Yeah. In Utah.

Oh, my God.

It's never going to be my job will never so much more important. Did you lose your own job? So the reason you're here this time.

This time it was my job and I fucked up. All right, let's restart. We're visiting Jason on a beach like he's he's he rented out a beach house in Santa Barbara. It's a very big house, very expensive house. So you want to get into the details how much it cost?

No, I don't want to say how much it costs at all.

Just ballpark it just because because I feel like people listen to this podcast don't understand two to three hundred a night, about 300 bucks.

Everyone in the way here. I think it's two, three hundred for like twenty minutes break down. You break down the math.

OK, I have a fascination with beach houses and I started renting smaller ones over the summer and then this one became available and I thought, oh, be so cool if you've just been doing so good this year.

No, no, I, I thought would be like fun to everybody.

Come up with you content. Right. OK, what's the shooting content anymore.

Well it's ten thousand dollars for the weekend. Yeah. OK. Is it. No, no it's more than that. It's more. How much is it.

It's, it's a lot, it's ten thousand a month. It's let's say it's ten thousand for three days. OK, yeah.

I get here and it's Jason's kids sitting out on like it's a beautiful beach house. Like it's like, I mean it's like fucking dream beach house.

My dream home reality got drunk last night. She started, she started giving me advice. It was pretty funny what happened your.

Oh, I was talking to her. She was giving me all kinds of life advice. Listen, I ran my business how I parent once and then she got into a little fight with Natalie.

Drunk is really strange because she is she really comes out. It's great. Yes. Yeah, I really like it because.

Because I think she's the only person that's drunk and doesn't realize she's drunk. So shall I give you advice and then you'll look at her weird and she'll go, why are you looking at me so weird.

And she's gone on for like eight minutes about like how you should take better care of your kids, like, really get into it. Like, I've had this, like, same situation with her or she's drunk and like, I don't know that she's drunk and then I'll be talking to her. I'm like, oh my God, you're totally fucking hammered. Yeah. And she won't know that she's drunk either. And then I'll have to explain it to her that she's been drinking a lot.

Yeah, I know what you mean. What was she telling you.

She was just talking about me, how I run my business. I mean, what did I see? What you're on the podcast.

And then Todd has said to me like five times today, he's come up to me. He's been like, hey, man, was I was I too hard on you last night?

And I was like, no, I was like, you voicing your opinion. I was like, I was fine. He said it to me five times. And then he and he also has no idea what he said to you. And he keeps asking me, you say I finally with Natalie, is Natalie mad at me? He's just annoying me.

But it's hard to tell. Didn't know you. How often do you and Todd get into fights? I mean, we haven't actually gotten into a real fight, right. Yesterday, ever. No, we were on a shoot.

This is like two months ago. And someone goes someone goes, yeah, I was talking, Natalie, about her boyfriend.

And I go, what? I go, it's her boyfriend. So Todd's her boyfriend. And this woman is like, I just met her and she just met us. And she's like, well, wait, wait, wait. You don't know that she has a boyfriend that you spend every day together. And I was like, no, she just never told us that.

Okay, so it's official. You guys are dating. Yes.

Wow. Thank God you're my screensaver. So I know. So dumb. There's no excuse. But you had the screensaver of Natalie. Yeah, my screensaver is Natalie and Todd and Marnie saw it today. What is wrong with you, bro?

I was just I was clearing notification, clearing notification. And look at that picture. I was just telling Natalie and I mean this in the nicest way possible. You're an ugly ass. No, I mean, it's nice.

I think Natalie is fucking stunning, but that is the worst picture of her I've ever seen in my entire life.

I mean, look at it. Look at it like really look at the picture. She looks deformed. Oh, no, she honestly, you know what it looks like? She looks like she was melted and then put into a freezer and refrozen back like it does not look like her at all. Let me see. Know what I know why it doesn't look like her.

Why? Because she's eight shots on mushrooms.

Oh, you said the word melting. Yes, that's right. Is melting row, we believe, the first major we ever fucking insane metal, Natalie, you're so pretty. And I don't mean this in an offensive way at I'll come look at this. You know what my face is like, Smosh. She always looks like that, though.

So speaking of the screensaver, Jason has a screensaver and it's Todd and Natalie by the fireplace and everyone changed it on their phone. So everyone has a screensaver of Todd. Natalie and I looked at it the other day with Natalie being in the room. And I go this picture. You look at this and I showed it to Taylor.

This is the ugliest picture you've ever seen.

That was like, what?

And then Taylor looked and she goes, Oh, my God, yeah, I'm funny. I'm the one who took that picture. What do you think? And I thought it was the best picture ever. Why? Because I was also on mushrooms when you took it. I thought it was the best picture.

Yeah, I was super excited. I was like, wow, this is supernatural.

Like I'd like to because they looked bad, you know what I mean? I was like, oh, look terrible. This is great, Charlie. I just waved to my daughter.

By the way, guys, if Charlie comes in and starts to be in the podcast, I told her she come commit. You want to come and say something on the podcast? Just come on so I can listen to it one day. And the old folks home. Guys, this is Charlie.

Oh. Did you have any questions for her? Hold on. I have a button introduced again. Guys, this is Charlie, my daughter. Well. Oh, fuck, fuck.

Wrong button. Wrong button i it is the button. You push the button that push first one went right and then the second button just as applause.

All right guys, we have Charlie Nasch here. Charlie, how old are you? Eleven.

OK, so the rest of the conversation has to be geared towards an eleven year appropriate stuff, right. You smoke. Yeah, Charlie.

Someone new, someone in her school. You know, when kids are young, but they're on social media now, so they fuck up a lot. Right. Someone someone at her school in her Snapchat wrote Happy 911 call. It was on Zoom. Right.

As you like. As the zoom called names. You got her name and then said a happy 911 as a joke.

Or did she actually say, you know, she like thought it was like the right thing to say, oh, she's so fucking good. She didn't know. Right.

I mean, how there's no way you would know as an eleven year old. Right.

OK, like it is a big holiday. So you'd say happy Thanksgiving, but you just don't say happy night, Mary.

911, right. OK, yeah. That is a little strange. Oh, that's OK. That's an interesting thing to talk about is like you're on tock Charlie constantly, right. Yeah. And are your friends, are your friends like do they make Tic Tacs like the rest? Because like if I was on, if I was an adult and I was looking at I am an adult, if I was a parent and I oh raincheck.

I guess what I'm trying to get is like the like all the talking and all that kind of stuff, like do your friends participate and like the wop and like do they do that weird stuff and then like how is that at school the next day. Do you have any friends that are tech talkers.

Yeah but they don't do those things.

They don't do inappropriate things because I've seen like I've seen like straight up like there is a woman who showed us I was like her seven year old daughter doing the Charlie Tamilians mom wouldn't let her do the while she came in.

Yeah, no. But I mean she came out, she said, I'm gonna let my daughter do that.

And Jason forces his daughter to do the swap. That's the difference. Oh, my God. This is like this will pay this will pay for the bills.

She won't do any Tic Tacs with me. She's like even the other day we were we were getting out of the car.

We were down to Earth Cafe where all the kids hang out and get paparazzi. So I pulled out my phone and I was like, oh, this would be a funny bit, you know, like China is telling us.

What do you what do you think? It did seem to be so embarrassing to do that to your fucking body. That's exactly what state she's like.

Put it away. Stop. I am not doing this. I'm like, this is a funny bit. Oh, my God. Do you think it's embarrassing? Yeah, bro.

Whatever, man. You guys are no fun.

You're like a bunch of teenagers who are like really cool outfits.

I don't know to today you'd be tough to have as a dad. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're like your job is to embarrass yourself. And I like to imagine your kids like already have to live with that at school, like at school. Their dad is already the guy that, you know, gets taped to the wall and gets taped buried in my backyard.

And on top of that, you want to just you you want to go in front of one of the most popular restaurants and you go, hey, Charlie, motherfucking really ruin your day here.

I try to ruin her day.

I was trying to do a funny bit with her because I think she's funny.

Charlie, do do your friends at school know at all about your dad? Like, do they ever pull up like Tic Tacs of your dad and go, oh my God, is this your dad?

Like, do they ever do that?

They honestly don't care about guy. I mean, fucking I know. I mean, ouch. Charlie, that one hurt. Hold on. Where's the button. They are all wrong by the wrong button. Fuck fuck this.

Fuck this day into the Leray.

I don't know, I don't know what they are. Who's like that. Who's like the the the like the star of social media in your school.

Probably Charlie. Well right. But that's kind of for everybody. That's even in my that's David's favorite because I'm like this.

Charlie, what's going on? She's actually Charlie, if there is anybody to be like the person that should be like representative of social media, I'm totally fine with Charlie being that person. Yeah, I feel like she's. Like the the most down to earth person and I literally even watching you could tell that she's just doing everything just because she's just because she really wants to, not genuinely wants to, but like she doesn't put on a show for like any like she she just she does it up to her own standard, like everything she does, like she's not like faking anything.

This goes are very real to really watch her vlog sometimes.

And that's why they that's why they all work is because they're so real. And like you watch Dix's, her sister's Tic Tacs and Dixie literally looks like she does not want to fucking any of this shit, but she's doing it because it brings in money. And that's the funniest fucking thing. I think. Like, that's the best part of Dixie. Yes. No, I think those those two sisters are really, really authentic. And that's why it's the best.

Charlie's Charlie is so funny. When she might do Tic Tacs with me, I go. I should have never did issue to Charlie Dimatteo. And she goes, David, introduce me.

If you had to go to the dance with somebody, either your dad or your mom, who would it be like if you had who would be like fun on a night out and also wouldn't, like, kill your vibe?

Well, he would flog the whole thing, so you wouldn't want him because it'd be too much pressure or you or you would have loved the whole.

I would not vulgarly. He told me not to flog it. I realize you're telling them apart. Well, I have not put you, would you say, to be steering you guys apart now, Charlie.

Agree he would like the whole thing.

I have not even been on my channel in forever. I don't even put you on there anymore. I asked if I could sit in the front. I was like, oh, are you okay being in the bus?

Oh, boy.

Yeah. Well, you know what? You like to go to Urban Outfitters. You have to pay for that stuff like this. Ten thousand dollar house also walking down. Well, OK, so OK, a vlog aside, let's say let's say there's no vlog. Who would it be. No cameras. Just as a person. Who do you think is like who can keep up with the times. I'm not saying who, I'm not saying who you love more.

I'm saying for that situation, who would you prefer?

Mommy's very funny. I think Mommy would be better at the dance because you'd be weird. That's what I'm thinking too.

You're done. Get out of here. We all knew that was the only thing I wanted to hear. You said go hang out with way. I like going outside.

I want to go with you because you do more like outpaces Charlie Smart. He's very good. So what are you crazy? She's like she's smarter than Jason.

Yeah, but I never taught first time like I've heard of. Yeah. She's she's really smart. It's the other one. She's very smart and he's smart too. But he was like too smart, too smart.

It's like he would like he would make some kind of science theory but he would make it as we're trying to like catch a flight of flight or something. Yeah.

It's hard to sit there, Charlie Smart.

And then why it's like why it's like Charlie after he discovered acid, that's kind of that's where his brains that he's like more of like a like creative type, still very like intelligent in that department. But he has shifted all his brain energy to learning how to play instruments in music.

I was rushing to meet you to do the podcast last week and I'm like, in the car. You're like, what's your ETA? And I dropped them off at the house and I had my assistant come receive them in the car. So I don't want to be late for you. And then it's like, can I tell you something? I tell you I think I'm like, wait, I'm late. I'm late right now. And he's like, OK, OK, that's my time.

That's my time. Now is my time. And I'm like, OK, yeah. And then I'm getting out the car. I'm getting this off like, go ahead, tell me, tell me what did you want to tell me.

He goes, OK, sometimes I hear ocean sounds in my brain. So I was thinking about going down to the ocean and recording some of the sounds and putting them on a song. And I was like, OK, OK.

I mean, dude, that sounds that sounds horrible, but that sounds like the making of somebody who's who really knows what they're doing in their department like that. Sounds like that sounds like a low key genius.

I mean, he's a genius, but he can't put his fucking shoes on. Why you put your goddamn shoes on. Yeah. Where is he right now? Let's review this thing.

All right. Well, thanks for joining us. Thank you, Charlie. Charlie, you have any social media as you are not plugged real quick.

She's Charlie Nash on everything. Um, yeah. Just wait till she changes her Instagram to just Charlie. She doesn't want to be associated with the Nash anymore.

That would be fine with me. I don't care. You don't have to do any videos of me anymore. I don't care. I like doing that.

Is it just annoying when it's like I just wake up anyway because nobody likes doing videos of me anymore?

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One thing that these two do that's so funny, especially when they go to a new place, they start like pointing out ways to change the place or just even today, like in the kitchen here, Illia is standing by the trash can, you know, trash cans. They go into the wall, like by the sink or whatever.

It just goes. Dave, Dave, check this out. Look at this. Look at this. Dave, Dave. And I'm like, oh, man. Ilya found something cool in the house that I rented. So I'm going to go try to enjoy that, too. Is going to sell the pinball machine for the fucking movie theater room. And I'm like, what's in the kitchen? That's so interesting. And he pulls the trash can out and David looks at it and then he pushes it in.

And it's very smooth the way the trashcan goes in. And that's what he was showing. David was like, that's sick. He's like, smooth. It is warm. It just goes right. It is completely flat. SICHEL So funny. You guys are really. And then David goes, David looks at the deck, which is it's a fucking 13 million dollar home, but there's sand in front of the cliff. And Dana goes, what if the deck just could push all the way out and then go down to the beach?

No, no, no, no. Because the deck so the way this house is built is it's built on a cliff. So it looks over the cliff and there's like a 30 foot drop and then you have the ocean. So I was like, imagine if it was just like a ski lift that sent the entire backyard down right onto the beach.

So you're on like eroding land here. You're on a cliff.

That's like I understand this is probably we could do overnight. I just I'm just saying, if there was a genie that came like imagine like imagine like you hit a button and your your little your entire backyard moves onto the beach, then you're the best of both worlds.

You have the cliff view, which is sick, but you also have the beach access when you hit the button. I think that would be really cool. Alea I was talking earlier the other day. This was really funny.

I actually wasn't talking about this. Tyler told me about this. When Illium moved out here to work with us, I told him I was like, my biggest concern about you working with us is, you know, nothing about the entertainment industry. Like, you know, this isn't like you don't care about things as much as like like I do. Like, I love, like stuff about the movies and like I love, like actors and actresses.

I love like I love entertainment in general. And yesterday Taylor came out and she saw him on the couch working on a PowerPoint. It was a he has built a slide show. He has like 25 slides right now. And each slide is a picture of an actor and the list of movies they've worked on.

So every time he's every time he sees a new actor or a new movie, he'll put it into a slide show and he'll say everything that he's worked on 150 slides.

But you have one hundred and fifty. Oh, you have one hundred slides.

Yeah, that's fucking you're memorizing them just so you have better knowledge of entertainment. Well yeah. So like but like like every other day out, every other day I'll add like four new ones and he's getting so much better.

Like the other day we were talking about a movie and he's like, is that the movie with Joe Pesci.

I'm like you just say like what's like yes it is working.

He is getting better at knowing. Very good. What somebody that you put into the your database recently. George Clooney.

Recently I put in Edward Norton, I put Edward Norton is a great actor. He's got the good ones like like Olivia Wilde. So we Deutche like you know, I mean like oh you saw the slideshow. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. He really digs deep, which is nice.

Éliane, I watched the documentary called The Social Dilemma. And what did you think? I thought it was great. I thought it was crazy that they got execs from, like, each big social media company.

They have all the execs from Twitter, Google, Facebook, and they don't work there anymore. And they basically talk about how they manipulated all of us and how, like since 2010 when phones became big, like the iPhone and stuff, how anxiety has gone up so much in in teenage girls suicide rate is up. And just how just how awful, you know, the phone is and we're all guilty of it. Manipulated us.

How literally there's classes in like Stanford University, like, OK, this is how we're going to figure out, which is how we're going to get you on Facebook, like, longer. And I guess it's I guess I guess it's not that nefarious. You know, you have a business like how do we get people on Facebook? Right. More right. It's not that nefarious, but like the idea of like going in and like changing the way you think as a person, making you feel like Natalie posted a photo, she tagged me.

Oh, I've got a comment on it. Like stuff like that. That's what the whole documentary about. And it's just really eye opening if you have a kid.

Do you think I'm I'm confused? Isn't that doesn't that's what makes a good product. A good product.

It's a little different for you because, like, it's literally your business. Like your. Like you post on Instagram, you get paid for it sometimes or YouTube and stuff, but for the normal person, for the normal kid, that's like the person that goes to a job and is just living their life in a phone.

It's really scary just to watch it.

It's like, I don't know, I just don't like I like subscribing to the idea that there's somebody bigger than me that's like controlling me and like I should be scared of it.

Like, I don't want to be scared of it and you just need to understand it. I think we're like everyone now. He was talking about a certain cereal and then all of a sudden she said the cereal, and then it popped up in the phone. Yeah. And a pop up as an ad. Apoptosis an ad. Yeah. Like shit like that was fucking crazy.

Why is that crazy? I want my phone to fucking show me ads that have to do with me. Like, why is that a problem. I get so confused. Like who cares if my phone's listening to me. You have to. I don't care if my phone's fucking tapped by the government. And all of a sudden I'm like, I'm getting answers to questions that I've just been asking my friends. Isn't that doesn't that just help me out? I just don't understand that I've never understood people's fear from, like, the big brother looking over them.

I never got that. And I guess maybe that's why I'm in social media problem, which I love.

It's not only about problems that people are depressed from it and addicted and like an individual. And yeah, it's they have this whole section in the movie about it's basically a slot machine that Facebook is a slot machine. You refresh, right. And you get something new and you're just like, yeah, I mean it it's the worst in that regard.

Yeah.

OK, Jay, the other night I slept in in the living room on the couch. I was on the couch sleeping and it's like three a.m. David comes storming into the house after his run. He has a fucking shovel in his hands like, oh God at three am I feel ill, ill.

Someone walked in the house. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? To someone at twelve thirty walked in the house and he's still in here.

I'm like I'm like in a daze.

I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about. And it's me and Taylor coming back.

Yeah. Yeah. So and then Taylor goes let me walk in first. I go no I have the shovel, let me walk in first. And Taylor's like trying to walk in front of me and I'm like, Taylor, this makes no sense. Like if this guy comes in front of us, I'm just going to whack you with the shovel, look behind me so I can hit whoever is in here with the shovel. Like it just made no sense.

Like, I understand. Been trying to trying to be protective and was really sweet. I was like, this is it going to help any of us?

Okay. Okay. First off, why the fuck do you have a shovel? Because we had no what are you going to fucking plant some flowers for the intruders.

Oh, oh the shovels. It was a metal shovel. I was in a fucking whack him. I was going to bust. Yeah, he's got a fucking gun. Oh my God bro. He has a gun.

I'm fucked either way, but I want something to protect myself.

What was I supposed to do was fucking heavy man. If you can. If you can.

Oh I made you think someone was in the house, OK, because we got back and the gate was open.

In a weird way, I think it's fucking never open like this. I took the cameras so to check the cameras and and at twelve thirty we got there like one thirty or two. I don't know what it was.

And at twelve thirty someone walked into the house with a backpack, just walked right into the house, did not, did not like look to see if there's anybody in there. And this is a person I was not familiar with, like I was like I don't know who this fucking person is at all.

So it's Taylor. I sat in the right as we were pulling up.

There were two kids, like walking down my street and my street's a dead end, so there's no reason people should be walking down. So we had all the signs that someone is in our house right now. So, yeah. So I woke up earlier. There's somebody in the fucking house and then. And then. Yeah. And then I went into and then I went to Natalie's room and I was like and I saw toddling next to Natalie and I went, oh my God, Todd, did you just get a haircut?

And Todd's like, Yeah, why. And I got a brand new haircut.

He just shaved his mullet off and he doesn't look like himself at all. I know him in the fucking cameras. And I was like, Todd, when did you get here? And he's like, I don't know, like twelve one. I was at twelve thirty. And he's like, yeah, why is that your backpack. And I pointed it green backpack. Yeah that's me. I was like fuck. And he's like well still check the house to see.

So I still want to go check to see if there's like a Law and Order episode.

Oh you know what I fucking found the other day? I want to fucking move out of my house like I'm getting real scared of my house. And the worst fucking thing I hate in sex, I hate in sex. This is what I found.

Taylor sent me a picture in my garage in my own garage. It was a spider web in the corner.

It was a black widow, a proper black widow eating a fucking scorpion. Oh, my garage. Oh, is this fucking Australia, bro? I was fucking petrified. I was like, whoa, your bags were calling the militia.

This fucking house is done. So how fucking scary was the scorpion?

How big was the Black Widow. Black Widow was almost the size of the scorpion. Now the the Black Widow was probably the size of like three quarters next to each other. So pretty fucking big. And then the scorpion was the size of a half a dollar bill.

That sounds like quite the match. I would think the scorpion could take the Black Widow out. That's what I would think. But it was wrapped up in the spider web. Oh, that's the spider bad situation, my dude.

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I was driving the other day with Joe. Yeah, and we were blogging. I had the camera up on the dash. And Joe goes, is we the cop? And he goes, Oh, is it illegal to vlog? And I go when I do it.

Those are the moments I wish I was there for.

I know. I wish you were there for that one, too. Out on the field filming with you guys. Joe got that one out on the field.

Zannini you guys got something? What it do?

Baby view. This is our boy Heath here.

How's it going? Heath, what's up? How you doing?

We got Zane Heath here from Zainy Heath on David's Locks Guy can't have you guys been dealing with the quarantine?

Little little Tenoch in twenty million dollar mansion right now. Well, fuck, man. Oh my God.

But that was like I was like the hardiest white person. All of us laughing at that joke is we're the twenty million dollar mansion.

Oh.

Oh yeah. It is pretty strange. Does you know that Heath once like his ideal situation is to live on like a hundred acres of land. Yeah. With like four different families that are all his own family, but like his brother's family. Oh his his mother. And he wants to live off the land.

This is this is actually the guy who who loves Lamborghinis and supercars and Porsches and stars like he wants to live a humble life like this.

That is the duality of man David. That's what they call it. What is it? The duality of man duality. There's like the duality. Like like nobody is one thing. Like like my friend Bert. He's like a really famous stand up. Right. He's like a great family man. But then he goes out on the road and he fucking drinks his face off. And it's like it's that thing of like you're both you know what I'm saying?

The heaven must be different because Heath, that is your idea of heaven. And mine is like a beautiful city.

Heaven isn't just one specific thing to me. I feel like like. Like, right now, you have the thing that you love, you have the thing that you love, Jason, but like it doesn't mean like you're stuck in that forever.

Heaven is just a like a state of like being like Molly.

Yeah. I've never done Molly, so I don't know. Do you think happens like you've never done Molly. You never done Molly. Get the fuck out of here. I swear to God. Will you swear to God?

That's the one thing you went straight from weed to mushrooms to heroin and you skipped Molly.

Well, we. Mushrooms, heroin, cocaine. Wow. That's crazy.

Yeah. No, I've never done it. What has just boring.

What if it's just like, OK, what if we're all there and we're like, yeah, it's like sonorants on a night like the drinks are free.

I get there like Jay said to me and he goes, you're you're giving me around and you're giving me a tour around and like you're still limping. And I'm like, dude, what's going on? You still got the fucking limp, still got the limp and they couldn't fix it.

And I'm supposed to see them on Tuesday. Oh, God. Yeah, but it's a long line up here. I feel like it's to me, this is what I think.

I think it's something peaceful.

I think it's it's just like Earth, but only the happy aspects of it. Right. We're where everybody like you, where everything is just right. Right.

Where everything works in your favor.

Like, I don't think like like I love cars. That doesn't mean I to be stuck inside of a car for the rest of my life, you know what I mean? Well, I always say this.

I said this on the last podcast, too. I think it's like I think it's I think people's heaven is like I feel like people will be reborn into things on earth and that'll be the nation.

Yeah. That'll be their heaven. Like I'll, you know, like some people like will be having a horrible life and that's their hell. And then some people will be living an amazing life or they're traveling. They met the love of their life and this is their heaven.

Like this is the year. This is the life of their.

Haven't you ever like looked at it like reincarnation stories? No, very interesting. Why?

What happens? There's this little kid. I wish I remembered his name. I think it was I think it was James.

I'm all for, like, conspiracies and crazy shit like that, but like. There's a part of me that always goes like, yeah, but probably not. Right.

I know 100 percent like to me, I guess as a Christian, ever heard you say that I've never felt like reincarnation isn't a thing that like I'm I'm supposed to be like. He was doing blow off Zane's tents two years ago.

Now he's on this podcast going for me as a Christian, I find born again Christian my reincarnated self is no longer know.

But like that. That's something to me that seems very like. Imagine some babies born like fucking 80 years from now. And it's how I used to do cope with it.

Yeah, it's a five year old. I've been blessed with this guy. I don't do blow. By the way. I'm getting around a tag team, a porn star with Zane in open a Walgreens parking lot. It was CBS. I'm glad to have you and Zane ever hooked up with a porn star.

Dave, you already know the story.

I know. Don't ask a random question. Do you and Zane have definitely you and Zane have definitely had a threesome.

I didn't cause some real hugging in Jason's daughter.

Jason's daughter just walked in.

He was looking over his shoulder making sure it wasn't his girlfriend, but it was worse.

Um, is it true that you guys have had a threesome once with another girl? That was you two and another.

Did we not talk about this? Right. OK, if that's true. I mean, it was like hanging out, you know. Yeah, it definitely happened. Yeah.

And how old are you guys?

Like fourteen bro. What's up. OK, that sounds weird. Now when I was going to say is what I would do to be there to watch you guys be doing that, that would be so far for team no. Yeah. You were fourteen is like twenty one.

OK, what happened.

Give me the situation. You guys are at a bar, you guys are all drunk. OK, what was this. What the friend. Did you follow her on Twitter or did I feel OK? I followed her, I followed this porn star. I followed this porn star on Twitter.

She said, hey, I'm giving free blowjobs at the Sawgrass Mill Mall's parking lot. If anybody wants to meet up, this is the mall. Five minutes. Oh, so I guess so. Right around the corner, it was almost like she posted it for me. It was unbelievable. OK, well, we we call each other. So first thing I did is cause my buddy.

So did you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I honestly I don't remember how it went down. Like I don't know if I hit you up and we're like, cool, let's meet up with this. You were like yo yo. So until I saw how small you want to go, try to like find her. So that's what we did.

We I tweeted her saying, we'll meet up with you. And we did.

And there were other people in line. No, there was nobody else in line and nobody else.

It wasn't like a meeting. So no no one showed up. Nobody showed up. Sounds like no, no. It wasn't like she was in the parking lot, like waiting for people. Like, she was just going in the mall and she just did that. I thought she was just like a jerk. Like, I don't think where she was. Yeah. She was just trying to get people to come meet her. She wasn't expecting anybody to show up.

It was just like catching her, like sitting in the back of a van, like with a sign that says right here, oh, no, no. That was never a show about social media earlier.

Yeah, I take it back.

It seemed really like it seemed really like an authentic so. Right. I she sent me her number. I texted her.

We met up. Where did you meet her? At the food court. All right. We did meet with the boys outside of Target.

Then we walked into the food court. Oh, damn. You're like, no, there's a detail by detail.

Thought it was just you too. Yeah. Yeah, it was just us too. Wow. And we were like we were finers at the time.

So, like, she, we were we were big enough to actually meet up with us, you know what I mean.

Oh, so you guys already had like some street cred, so. Yeah we had yeah. So you guys were meeting each other as equals as both entertainers. Yeah. She was all she followed me on Twitter. First I followed her back so she knew who we were. Oh wow. At this point. Oh yeah. Yeah. You're definitely getting a free blowjob. Oh 100 percent. Yeah.

OK, so and as he did too.

So we met up, we met up with her and we were I just remember the whole day I was so nervous the whole day because it's weird because like in my head, the way I remember it, it was like me, you and her in the middle, walking around the mall, going into stores like I remember, like going in like Victoria's Secret. And she's like shopping. And then I remember like her walking out with bags in my head.

This is like this is what's going through my mind.

What I well, you know, it's like skipping through like, no, we felt like rich fucking Saudi Arabians with a private jet waiting for hours.

That's really fun. Yeah, it was great. Was it just her.

It was just did you know she had a friend with her. She had a friend with her. Yeah. But she left real quick. Yeah. No I'm sorry but she was there with a friend and then he went right.

But I remember it was we went to Victoria's Secret, she tried like a like a onesie on or something and it was one of like it was one of those with an ass flat.

So, yeah, I'm going to go try it on quick, like, all right. Right, right, right, right. So then she walks out and she's got it on and then she, like, flip the flip flop. She's like, how does it look?

I mean, there was like, oh, yeah. But I just remember like that and like that in my head, I was just like, what is going on. Right.

And then she walked out. She like paid for it with it on and then we like walked out. Yeah.

And she's just like it's like this girl is just flashing her eyes or she just doesn't care. And this one moment I knew we were going home after this moment.

I'm going to tell you because you probably don't remember this, but I do. So we were in line for four. I think we're getting food or something.

And all of a sudden Breaking Bad gets brought up and she's like, oh, my God, I love Breaking Bad. Do you guys want to watch it after? I mean, you want to show the world like that's it. That's it. That's all we want to do. We both don't have cable. So we ended up leaving.

I remember we went straight to the gas station and we bought a bunch of alcohol. But like I said also about but, you know, we all bought a bunch of alcohol and we were like, so excited for the new buy condoms. You guys already have them or. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, we didn't. I mean, we Jesus, David, we're sorry. Like in my head was not to because in my head I was like, is this going to happen or not like like it's not even a thought in my mind to on. Okay.

Yeah. So I personally didn't think like anything was going to happen. Yeah. Me too. Is it going to be fun. Like. Yeah, whatever then I like even if we just like hang out and drink some beers but like it was still like crazy. Right. Right, right.

So I remember we, we bought, we bought a bunch of beers, we went to the beach and we were just going fucking nuts.

Just U3. Yeah. It was just us. My God.

And I remember it was just like we were just in the water and she was making out with you in the middle to me and just like it was happening. And then she was like, yes, it is real quick. Oh, hold on. Like we were at the beach. We what what else happened then? She was like, no, you didn't. I get there, Zain. Well, how did it get to you guys both making it?

Oh, no, I don't, because that's the big moment. Well, that's why I skipped there, because I don't want to remember either.

It's like that's like a big moment where like where like that's where you find out, oh, my God, this girl wants fucking both of us.

Like where I think she got it. OK, so yeah. I guess she allowed both of you guys to see and this was after just we drank everything and just everything started coming out.

Oh my God. OK, so you're making on the wall. What then. What happens. What happens. And then from there she's just like, I'm going to get us a hotel room tonight. It was like a porno. It was like the cameras are on us and everything was being recorded. It was in my head when she was filming at the time. I imagine us shutting the door. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

The doors open. Can we close the door? So Heath's girlfriend doesn't hear that?

Oh, yeah, everybody's silent. Is everybody silent out there, guys?

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No, I'm pretty sure I told her. Yeah, I hope you did.

We were. We were. We were being so ok. OK. Yeah. Yeah she she knows. OK, so it wasn't like I fucking hate what's. Nice to me and you want to go wow. By the way.

But like I was just like so so long ago and this was like the first time we've ever encountered anything like this.

So. So you guys are going to the hotel room, right? Yeah. Right, right. Right. And then at this point, are you are you two looking at each other like, oh my fucking God.

Yeah, yeah. We were students. Couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it. Yes.

I mean, we get up to the room and it's like a motel or like a hotel. No, it was fucking gorgeous.

Like in my. Right. Right on the water. Like nice fucking home.

Yeah. Yeah. In Miami it's way, way, way compared to the lot to us. It was nice at the time but now it's probably was. Is they. Sure. I mean yeah definitely. Twenty year old Zane Heat.

This is like extremely weak. Any hotel. It was a double bed so that's pretty nice. It was a double bed. A double bed.

That's very nice. Yeah. Which we didn't need. And also so so we get up to the room and then, yeah, I don't know, it's just started it started happening, right?

It was one of the most I just I don't I'm surprised. Oh, wait, wait. Same guy naked first. And he and then she's like, fuck it. So.

So it was it was like a little like hanging out, doing the thing. And we were like kissing, touching like, oh, are you insane.

And then she was in the bathroom.

I'm surprised I had the balls to even do this because like, I feel like even now I'd back out, I would just be too weird.

I would when I was your age or even now, we'd back out of that every other time I would have backed out. I don't know what what balls I had just laid in the them, especially with Heath in there.

When you were playing, when were butt naked.

It was this after before the sex. It was right before. Oh. So you guys were already you guys were already naked. Stuff was like, like getting this.

You guys get the free bro free blowjobs. Oh dude. Everything she did everything I our thing. Yeah. You did everything you can imagine. We were you guys to everybody. Oh you guys in high five then we checked every box at night. It was unbelievable.

I got to check this box and he was like wow, ok.

And then she goes to the bathroom to change or whatever to get pregnant and then she's oh hold on. But like, I just want to say, like, real quick before, during she's like, this is the craziest thing I've ever fucking done. And I look at her. I was like, you're a porn star. You do this every day.

She's like, no, but this is like real.

I think she I think honestly, I think that was a crazy thing she's done off camera, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like especially with like a two vine stars that are known to be a duo, but so funny like to fuck like oh I fucked up and saved me which one I fucked both about.

Oh I guess that's pretty fucking funny.

This is maybe a little bit too much but where did you guys finish. Because I know there's two of you and I'm assuming as both this is this is about I think where I think you're going.

I thought this is so gross. I can't believe I'm saying I finished my mouth closed all the way around. I just. OK, so, dude. So OK, OK, so tell me this, like three years later, after this night, he never told me this.

I'm sure this was true for the both of them for a long time. Oh, no.

But I guess at some point in the night when everybody was done like Heath, Heath came in her mouth.

Oh, my. And then after that full blown made out with me. Oh, my God. Like right after. Like right after. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I mean. But what's a threesome without that, right. Well, yeah.

You guys are actually fucking like, seriously connected. Yeah. It's no STDs is what. Yeah. He's definitely in my blood cells with someone so. Yeah. Then you're gonna have a kid in a couple of years and it's going to look like he's smoking a cigarette butts. Yeah.

I remember him when he told me he was like he's been dying to tell me this for years and it finally came out and I felt bad.

I feel weird. I guess this all the time. We have heard his podcast. Go check out Jaysus Social Media, go check out Zanin Heaths podcast called Unfiltered.

Sorry, Zanin. He's unfiltered. Get it right. Get over that right. Go check out. It's hilarious to talk about coming on each other all the time. They probably still do it, but thank you guys for listening. We'll see you guys later. Go buy the new merch. I have a ton of new merch out. It's David's logged, even though I haven't had a vlog come on in eight months, it's a little backwards. It's sort of like eight hoodies and it's coming from me that doesn't buy anything.

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