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2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Twice a month, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 3.7K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:02:20

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing why they would make a good couple, and Bert pitches a new show idea. They give Nikki Glaser a call to run the idea by her. Bert also reveals how much Kool-Aid he consumes in a day. The bears also taste test various sodas, talk about their favorite sneakers, and explore new religions.

Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 2K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:36:44

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Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 3.3K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:17:16

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think!

Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.5K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:24:18

Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three new options to replace it. They also discuss Bert's most recent discovery: Nadav has red hair! Who knew? Tom shares a story of touring Dr. Dre's old house, which leads Bert to pitch a show in which they would tour celebrity houses and guess whose it is. They talk to Taran from Taran Tactical on the phone about gun laws in various states. The Bears also discuss Lance Armstrong, Bert's upcoming drive-in movie theater tour, and sign language interpreters.

Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.5K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:22:31

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics.

Ep. 31 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.6K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:36:00

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back in the cave once again. Bert has a new perspective on Karl Malone. Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. We even call up black expert Neal Brennan to weigh in! We find out Tom’s experience driving a McLaren after he gives the Kreischer girls a ride. We then get into the discussion of fighting and each of the bears have their own technique. Tom is really aching to cause damage to someone. Will anybody volunteer? Plus, reactions to more of your comments and memes!

Ep. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.4K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:22:47

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Michael Jordan and "The Last Dance" documentary, dipping, and seeing Nirvana in concert. Bert issues an apology to people struggling with addiction, and the two of them debate the greatest all-time college football teams. Who's in YOUR top five? Let us know in the comment section below!

Ep. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.5K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:30:28

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of nicotine fighting Coronavirus. The two of them wrap up by eating the world hottest pork rind. What's the spiciest thing YOU'VE eaten? Let us know in the comment section below!

Ep. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.6K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:24:32

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan Sickler, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and Joey Diaz on the phone. Tom also shares Norman Summerton's poutine video with Bert. What do YOU like on YOUR poutine? Let us know in the comment section below!

Ep. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 3.2K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:33:02

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss vulgar tweets, how their parents differ, and music they hate. They also take a look at Bert's surprise birthday video for Tom. What's the best present YOU'VE ever been given?

Ep. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.7K views
  • about 4 years ago
  • 01:27:41

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom then calls Dr. Drew and asks about Bert's health. Tom and Bert wrap up by sharing what they learned about each other this episode. When was the last time YOU browned in your pants? Let us know in the comment section below!

Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.5K views
  • about 4 years ago
  • 01:58:59

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below!

Ep. 24 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 1.7K views
  • about 4 years ago
  • 01:32:12

The 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he put up? We then get into Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, alleged slander on Sean William Scott, smearing brown on your significant other's nose, and some amazing raps written by Bert and performed by Tom. Wow.

Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

  • 2K views
  • about 4 years ago
  • 01:21:22

It's wild times, but the bears are back together in the cave! This time to celebrate Tom Segura's new Netflix special "Ball Hog!" With the current state of the world, Tom had to cancel all of the press he was going to do to promote it, so his best friend/bear Bert Kreischer steps in to try and recreate all the different interviews he would have had to do! What would Stephen Colbert have asked? What about Jimmy Fallon? Bert also gets into a fun story or two about beefing with black twitter over a hashtag, and how Desus and Miro were involved.