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What is up daddy gang. It is your single father, Alex Cooper. We call her Daddy. Daddy. Oh, we're back baby.
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Hello. Hello, hello. What a glorious, glorious Wednesday. I miss you all. I hope you missed me, Daddy. Going in the history of call her daddy.
You guys have heard me have millions of different experiences. Clearly I'm all over the place at times. I want a boyfriend. At times I want to be single. At times I want to fuck twelve dicks. At times I want to be celibate. At times I want to masturbate. At times I want to cry. At times I want to go to my therapist and at times I want to cradle her and ask her for forgiveness. But the moral of the story there is that a lot of times I don't know what the fuck I want.
I'm in my mid twenties, I'm figuring it out. But as we all get older, you start to hear your friends and those friends that are settling down and those friends that are getting married or engaged. And you start to wonder. What was it for them, because what I do know is it's not about falling in love, I've been in love. It's not one construct. There's a shit ton that goes into ending up with someone. So what are those things?
What are those things for you? Maybe you're listening to this and you have huge fucking daddy issues. So, sweetheart, maybe your ideal man is a stage five clinger that will never leave your ass. That's OK. Or maybe you grew up fucking broke as shit and you're like, I don't want to dine at Denny's anymore. I want a goddamn vacation lifestyle. So like the brilliant business strategic woman you are, you go for that big rich dick to each his own baby.
But what the point is, is no matter what you want, that's on you to figure it out in your own fucking therapy sessions. God knows I've been trying Daddy gang. I have no idea if I'm doing it right, but I'm on my own personal journey through bad experiences, good experiences, trying to figure out what it is for me that makes me happy and what I would want and the qualities I need in a good match for a partner.
And you are all on the same journey, but we're not going to have the same answer. Regardless, it's a journey and someone right here in our inner circle of the daddy gang apparently figured it the fuck out, introducing the recently engaged Hannah Burner.
I don't even know how to begin this because there is so much history here. Hannah, hi. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hi. The stepfather's back in the building. I'm nervous. I'm excited. I'm feeling a lot of feels. We've so much to cover. We've so much judgment's to do. We have so much shit to talk about.
I feel like you're on a world tour right now of like like fuck the royal family. Fuck am I getting hairy. Like Hannah's here and she's fucking making waves on the Internet. You're selling your soul for the content.
People were like, how did this happen? People were like, did she trap him? Is he kidnaped? Is he OK? People who are very worried about him? And I was like, don't worry about it. If any of you have no idea what we're talking about. Here we go. First and foremost, I want to lay it out like this because I was thinking about this.
This is going to be our third episode together. OK, well, not technically, because we always go over and then I say, well, every episode is a journey.
So we've lived many lives together. So the first episode we did, Hannah and I were both single, couldn't have been more single, very, very bleak. It was very dark. You talked about fucking the mascot you talked about.
I gave up on athletes and I was like, well, this furry badger, fuck me. And it was iconic and the people loved you. And then the second episode, you come in hot and you say, I have a boyfriend. And for your generous to say that on top of then me sliding in sort of and being like I kind of am getting there to me was a very iconic moment.
Call her daddy, because I think the first episode proved like how degenerate we were and how unwilling we were to settle down in general. Are people to OK, that's what we're trying to explain. And now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the third episode with Hannah Burner. And in front of me, I have a woman that is no longer single, no longer just in a relationship. This bitch is fucking engaged.
Thank you, honey. And today we are going to divulge how to literally trap us and trick him tonight, just like going down on you for a couple more hours.
But to literally be stuck with you forever, stuck forever and give you a nice ass fucking ring. Hannah, tell us how the fuck this happened. I need to know all the details, because to give you guys information, Hannah and I have not talked. All I got was a text saying, bitch, I'm engaged, a picture of the ring. And that was it. And I was like, save it for the podcast. How the fuck did this happen?
OK, well, it's so funny because I think everyone I, I felt like I was 29. I was living with five cats with my parents in a pandemic. It couldn't have been more bleak for me. If I was a better I would not be betting that I was engaged once.
Are you telling me that you did this because of quarantine? You're like it's literally just the only out to get away from my parents.
And I'm not I'm not trying to be Rihana, but like, I fell in love in a hopeless place that on.
Here you go. Totally. I felt like dating up until this point was like you just always felt like you just failed and you failed in your failed. And you have these moments where you get dark and you're like, no one in this world loves me. Like how I've no one in this world wants to be with me, which is fucked up thinking a because you're choosing to be single most of the time. You could be with someone if you really want to.
This is for all the girls who are single out there too. I don't like Beyonce where she's like all the single ladies, but you're not single.
You stop to be empathetic. But I get what you're saying. You've come from like a disastrous dating history like me, like. You haven't had crazy success with amazing men, and I started feeling just like what's wrong with me? But also I realize we're not calling it dating anymore. We're calling it researching. Got it. Because anyone in college knows or after college, you have to write a thesis. You don't just fucking write a thesis. You have to research for a long time to make that thesis amazing.
So when I was dating, I literally was just researching different types of guys, different things I liked and was crazy because when I met Des, like there were sides to him that I was like, oh, he reminds me of this relationship that I really like, that part of that guy.
Oh, I'm so happy he doesn't act this way in that situation because I know that I don't deal with that.
And it literally was like, thank God I had all this bad relationships in my 20s to know that I want to spend my life with this guy because I wouldn't have known. I mean, people fall for each other and that's fucking beautiful. But I'm too much anxiety to pull the trigger like that, like I'm an over thinker.
So when I was at Summer House filming, I met him two weeks before. So we went on, you know, our dates. And then I was like, I have to go into this house. And I remember him being like, look, do whatever you want to do. I just want that, you know, I really like you. But, you know, we're not exclusive.
But in my head, I was like, this guy is special. I don't fuck it up.
So as I was fighting with everyone, he would send me these funny videos, like the perks of dating a comedian is he would just make fun of every situation.
You tell me these funny rap videos, then the rap videos stop once were like living together because, you know, these guys, they don't fucking keep it up. Right. But I wake up on Valentine's Day and he's being super weird, like, don't you hate Valentine's Day?
Is Valentine's Day so lame we should do anything Valentine's Day. Right.
And I'm like, OK, like, you don't have to come at right. You're like, I better get a fucking gift, even though I've always hated it. But now that I have a boyfriend, this has got to count for something. If I'm going to have a boyfriend, I better have something on Valentine's Day. That's how it's corny. But if I don't see a rose, someone's going to get kicked in the door. Absolutely. So.
So I wake up, he wakes up early because he's old. It's the one unfortunate part of our relationship. I like to sleep till a solid eight hours. He's up at six a.m. like it's crazy.
My boyfriend is the same thing. I'm like, what are you doing? It's five thirty. He's like, we're up. I'm like, no, it's the middle of the night. Go back to sleep when I'm in the middle of my REM cycle.
So I, he wakes me up and I hear him like singing in the other room like this, like rap singing like what is he doing. It clearly was like trying to get the words right and he's kind of adlibbing. And then I get a text. I think he thought I was asleep, but it was like a new video, just like joking about our love. We're going to spend the rest of our lives together. And he loves me, whatever.
He was making jokes. And then he goes, and I have a surprise for you, but I'm just sitting there and he's like in the bathroom peeing. I get down.
He's like, you watch the video already. And that's my voice for all guys, by the way. But he kind of felt like that. And I was like, yeah. And he's like, we want you to go watch it again.
And he kind of like kneels over the bed on my side and I watch it again.
And then I turn over and he just goes, Will you marry me?
So I'm like crusties, terrible breath, invisalign, hair sticking straight up. And I always wanted to cry because I feel like if you don't cry, like, is that shit even real? Right.
So the tears came and I was a little bit, but I go, are you joking? This is a fucking joke. I thought this was a bit like some comedy bit. You do it and he's like, I want to marry you. But this sounds very beautiful right this moment. But we're going to delve back into that. It wasn't that romantic. It was very planned. I knew exactly the ring I wanted. We talked it out and.
But it was a beautiful moment.
Hold on. What? Oh, hold on. What was the video? The video was him basically singing something funny about us being together, but it was just it wasn't like saying he wanted to marry me. He was just like saying, oh, he loves me.
And so you're watching that. And as he's on his knees watching it with you, and then he pulls out the ring and ends with like and I got a surprise for you, baby, you stupid rap.
And then he was just like, will you marry me? He was on toonies, which I don't know, maybe I should make him do it again yet.
Goonies, bitch. Get up. Hold on. Tunisa for me. Right, right, right. Yeah. That's where I belong. My knees are both supposed to be bruised by the women. At least do something. I don't take everything from us. We OK, hold on. You have to discuss this ring.
We have to discuss the proposal because I don't know how I would feel about that. And I want to know how you felt about it in hindsight, like you were laying there. No makeup on, like what the fuck are you doing?
Slash the fact that you had already picked out the ring. Walk me through that process, Daddy.
Gang, the media is fucking lying to you. The media makes it seem like one day a guy chooses you and just a huge rock appears and it's perfect and it fits your finger perfectly.
And then you just spend the rest of your life together because of course you do. And like, that's not fucking real. Fuck that. No man, no man will be picking out my ring here at first. Anybody listening that's trying to marry me?
You will not pick out my ring. Thank you. However, some of us their whole lives are kind of thinking about it and they know like what looks good on their finger then some girls, like don't even know what they had for breakfast that morning. That's me, right? I have also we need a normalized, like, nubby fingers. I have big POM's nubby fingers. Great for a handjob. Terrible.
Yohanna, I was staring at your fingers in the picture you sent me. I couldn't even focus on the ring on like your fingers are hideous. No, just kidding. I'm just googling what brings you get for a noby finger? Like I. No, no one talks about it, Alex. Like everyone's like, oh, like body diversity. I want fucking finger diversity. Not everybody's fingers like like page my best friend. Beautiful super model fingers I called it.
She looks like a praying mantis. Dude, I noticed that when I was interviewing her, I was like staring at her fingers and I was like, why am I looking at Page's fingers in a sexual way? Then I thought, you take that picture like Hannah, your fingers are fucking busted. But, you know, like, we can't all be perfect. And that's my biggest. No, no, no. So put a nice fat fucking ring on it to select from the fat.
That's what they say.
At first I was like, I need something dainty to look at to make a dainty no, no, no, you got to get something big. However, before I met Des, I was very like, oh, like I'm not doing that corny shit. Like, it's so just bullshit. Like marriage, like capitalism, like spend 30 grand on a ring and it's like, fuck that shit.
Like I don't need that. I was like, I'm getting a pearl. And Paige actually turned to me and she said, she's ever said she said, grow the fuck up.
So they I processed that information as I started doing research. First I wanted Emerald and I realized it doesn't like shimmer that much.
Then he took me to try on rings like that was some like like movie shit. We're like you walk in and he took you to. OK, hold on. Let me ask you a question because we need your you're like too far for me. I am back at the point where I thought you had a fucking boyfriend and then you said you're engaged. Oh yeah. So you you talked to her about this.
So what happened is a couple of weeks into dating this man, he goes, I'm going to marry you. And like I've said that before, like a joke or like they're trying to get a blowjob, but like she meant it and there was something hot about, like, I really feel like there's times where you feel like you want to marry someone or they want to marry you. But the fact that, like the two of us kind of trusted it, like we were in it together, I was like, if you believe it, I believe it.
Like you really. I was up with him. Right. You just broke them down at one point, like, I, like, kind of reposted an entire story on my birthday from an ex. And he called me and he was like, hey, if you want to play games like, that's totally cool. I just don't want to be a part of it.
I put my little tail between my legs and I said, I am so sorry, I'm doing the Instagram right now. It was the hottest thing.
Like I was like, he's he's above the games.
Like, I'm like, OK, we're not trying to make each other feel insecure.
Whoa, oh, wait. You're making me feel good about myself just for being myself. What.
But again, to bring it back to the daddy gang, like you said, Hannah, and you were saying like it's research. I my mom said the same thing. She was like, you call it a game. I call it a process, Alex, where like you have to go through the process of playing the games, of being a six pack, of being a degenerate so that you feel those names also protecting yourself from dudes who you know, like and play in the games.
You're like, OK, we're ending, you know, early on when you're like, OK, I know your games and we'll do it together. We'll go through the motions. We'll see if this is fun.
This guy was like white flag and hair and all the way back to the basics of girls that are getting fucked over and left on red and don't know how to play the game. Yeah, and you're in the beginning stages. You need to feel that. So then when you go through all the shit with the dudes, then you find the dads of the world that doesn't want to play the game, that I'm just like, whoa, wait, he doesn't want to play games.
Like the other guy that left me.
I've read, in fact, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And, you know, it's so funny. It's hard being public because normally if someone gets married, you just like talk show to your friend, like, that's not going to work out.
But like messages of people being like this is so weird. So soon a of messages like eight months ago she was crying over Luke. And it's like, has anyone ever been like wronged or gaslighted?
And first of all, don't mistake my tears for weakness. It was anger and frustration, but it's like I could cry over a guy a couple of months ago and it's called Moving the fuck off on.
And it's a beautiful thing. We all should do it more often. It's called We need those tears. Let it out.
People are in your DMS already shitting on you. You know, it's a process. It's like that's what happens being public. And it's hard, totally.
But I was telling you earlier, when things go, when things get really dark and, you know, people come from my relationship, my my character, my life. I go to call her daddy's podcast page on Apple, and I've already left my review of five stars. Love it.
I highly recommend they would come again, but I look at all the people who are trying to tear you down and from all types of things.
And I'm like, this is the number one podcast in the world. I look up to Alex Cooper so much and everything she's accomplished and she is getting ruined.
And then I go about my day and I feel better about myself.
It's so dark. When you were telling me this, I was like, Oh my God, why don't you say it on the podcast? She's like, well, I didn't want to hurt your feelings. I'm like, you just told me you gave me five stars. You're not a one star. Thank you. Like, I love you. Thank you. Know, so that's good to know that that's how you make you feel better about yourself. I'm trying to figure out how to make myself feel better about myself, but now I guess I'll go look at the comments on.
Yeah, look, it's OK. But I also think anyone is crying over dude right now.
Anyone who's fucking single, anyone who literally can't stop thinking about cats because it's the only affection they're getting, it takes one person to just fucking see you and to just not want to play games and to be with you. But you have to go through the toxic shit and you have to have done your research to even see when that guy comes.
Yeah. You need to be ready to be done with the games. And there's nothing wrong with the games. I commend the games. I welcome the games when it needs to be in the right time of your life, which you're clearly done with. When you met him back to sorry, you go to the ring store, how did you decide to go to the ring store after the man was like, I want to marry you?
After I realized most importantly, I feel like myself around him and I have huge which is something that I never considered because before my game was literally just like I love being like a people pleaser and being like I will be whatever he wants me to be total, make him love me and I will be funny when I'm supposed to be funny and quiet when I'm supposed to be funny.
Sexy was supposed to be sexy and tough. And it's like, that's fucking exhausting.
How tiring to do that all the time. And then I forget who I was talking about this with. But you go on a first date and I remember a spurt of first. I love horror all over the place right now.
We'll bring it back. I stay with us. But like you go on a first date and I remember a period of my life where I was going on these dates and I was doing just that. I was showing up to these dates and I was like, this man is going to go call his mother after the state. He's going to be so fucking in love with me. And I would go home exhausted and, like, take off my pants and let out my belly and eat food finally and, like, actually have a real cocktail.
So I'm not Hanmer on the date and be like, he doesn't even know me. And then he text me obsessed with me. I'm like, you don't even know who I am. You're obsessed with the girl that I was pretending to be on the date. And it's exhausting.
And a lot of people go on dates again and you can get them to like you. But then you're six months in and you realize, holy shit, I forgot to think if I like him. And then you're stuck with a loud breather for the rest of your bachelor effect.
Oh my God. Why is that? What is the show? Why are they all those women are guaranteed to like that, James? I don't think so. I don't think so. Like now the tall guy girls will fall for him because it's also the competition factor.
But I think because I was so alone in the pandemic and actually getting really comfortable with like, I don't need a guy I want, but I don't need it, that when I met him, it wasn't like I want him to like me, like I was about to go film summerhouse instead of was like, do I like him?
And then another fruit, I like him.
So when you go on a date, don't try to get him to like you. That again. Do you fucking like him? Because it's that's the research.
That's what you do at the ring. Sure. Though stop avoiding you don't just get to the ring store, honey. Just wait. Oh OK. Here we go.
So once he says he wants to marry you, he needs to put his money where his mouth is. So you need to just start texting him links to rings. Well, I'm dancing, you guys can't Khateeb, woo, woo, woo, and I want that shit fucking big and juicy. So I do research.
I was like, OK, so I know I said I wanted a pearl, but I really like Emily radicalizes to Diamond Ring like one day. It's crazy.
Like I was like the one that's like a square and then like the pair I was like, I want to. And he's like, so you fucking went from Peru to two fucking diamonds good together.
And I said, Do you love me? Wait, you OK, that's interesting. I would love to talk about rings, because I'm like to me it looks like that it has like a lump on it. It's like a tumor on a ring. Like, I'm like, that's like it looks like the ring has a pimple. Yes, a pimple. And I ring it looks and it kind of looks to me like it's a little big on her finger.
It is. I like the idea. But if it was maybe smaller, OK, maybe what you were looking for, like, OK, don't come at me like that first.
So I originally wanted something different.
So I thought like, OK, OK, you probably want the two diamond. So people like, what's that. Turns out this bitch is basic as fuck. I start sending him rings and I kept changing my mind. I remember being in the car once, just being like he wanted to be, like he's like, let me handle it. But this is where like engagements are actually not fucking romantic and crazy and surprise, you were wearing this for the rest of your life.
He's putting a serious investment into this.
You know what you want. I don't think that, like, he's going to read your mind because he won't mention barely, like, anticipates that you're hungry.
No, that is such a good point, Hannah. I have never. Well, it's interesting because, like, I've never thought about the ring that I've wanted, and I I think I want something big, like shocker. Alex, shut the fuck up. No, I do, because it can be on my finger for the rest of my life. However, I don't want it so godi that people are like, you can't bend your finger. That's like outrageous.
But I don't know like what I want. But if you don't know what you want, how the fuck is a man going to know what kind of ring you want.
So we went to an East Hampton and there's a London Jewelers shameless promo who walked in and it's like, oh, I'd like to see the engagement ring. And I just got to try on, like, every fucking ring they had in the store, there were like three point five carats. I don't even know what it was.
I was like, why they call it a carrot. That makes no sense. It's not a vegetable. So then and then I tried littler ones and I look at him, we were like, no, no, no.
When you were there, were you paying attention at all to the pricing? Yes, yeah, I was had he said anything about, like a larger budget? Well, he asked me what kind what how big the carrots I wanted.
And I was like three carrots. And he, like, scoffed, like, he was like, really like, how do you know, three carrots.
I don't even know what that means. I don't know either. I just knew it was really.
All right. OK, there you go. And from your research, you're like, I want Emily radicalizes ring. Naturally, if we're not going to diamonds, put them together into one. OK, do the math. Do the math. OK, so you've three carats in mind.
I can't even imagine what the pricing is.
I so it's fucking expensive. Three carats could be like eighty grand. Ninety grand.
That's a down payment on a house and part of me, I'm not a very mature materialistic person in that, like I'm shallow with men but like jewelry. When I first got my first like nice earrings they immediately fell in the drain when I was like six years old and it's traumatized me since that day.
So I'm like, I want to bring that. He's comfortable with the price, but I also don't want to be made fun of by my friends, you know?
No, OK, like my best friend's page, like she'd smack me page would be like, oh, you take her little fingers for those skinny fingers and just poke me.
Yeah. Can you imagine if you came back with, like, a little dot on your finger and page would be like a sweetheart, like he's not the one. And like the thing is, is I understand everyone has a financial budget, but I would go as far to say, like if I was in this situation where, like, the guy I was dating, like, couldn't afford something great, I would be like, let's save up fuck vacations for the next three years and make sure I get a condo on my fucking finger like that.
Also, Alex, people have starter ring. So be like, get me something now and then. Like in ten years we'll do an upgrade.
Oh you're doing well.
But our situation is weird. Like Alex, if you get engaged, everyone just wants to see the ring. Everyone's like, how did he do? So he was feeling pressure also. But I like what ended up happening is like he kind of showed me some of the because also you don't just have to have the diamond, need the shape of the diamond, then you need the like. Do you want it silver. Do you want a gold? What kind of do you want diamonds in the like.
There's so many different options. Wedding. I can barely decide what color eyeshadow I want. Like I don't know how I don't even wear.
I wish I know because I can't figure out which one to wear.
I don't wear I have three options or an eye shadow palette like what the fuck is going on. Also, when you go to pick nail polish, have you ever seen a more confused person? And how come I always pick the one thing that I don't want to wear? That's why I never have my nails done. I don't do it. And so to think about a ring that's going to be on my finger for the rest of my life, that shit has to be perfect.
So, Alex, my question to you is, in your gut, you see yourself getting a ring was OK, like.
OK, here we go. You're like, I've been waiting. That's the thing, I have never thought about this until recently. Maybe you kind of were like the start of that. So I'm like, oh, wow. And like, I was joking with my boyfriend, like, it could happen to anyone.
And Rihanna. I'm like, this is the glue. Those fingers don't deserve a diamond.
If, you know, I'm like a diamond will look better on my fingers or whatever hand it has over, you know. So so I think for me I'm similar to you, like I want just like a big ass single diamond and I want a very, very simple band. Like I don't want that thing that's like a diamond. And then 19 million diamonds around it. And like a fat, chunky thing, it's attached to a smaller diamond that.
I don't like that.
I also like you're going to wear this shit when you're wearing your yoga pants, like going shopping. So you don't want something that looks like Goudey and and just so much.
And also, it's like, yeah, you want it to be you you don't want to be what society says is like the coolest thing. Right. And you want to be basic hanah like getting the same thing as Emily radical like a 100 percent.
I don't just want to be like you think you I not to do so but you texted me saying you sent this ring to him earlier in your relationship.
So I first sent him like an emerald ring and then I just started sending all types of rings to him and then it just became so when I first sent it to him, his first response, I remember texting, actually paging my mom, being like, should I send this to him? And they really, really do it. So I just sent it to him and his response was on it.
OK, let's talk about this for a minute. Pause How soon did you send him an engagement ring? OK, great question. I'm going to say like.
Four months. OK, three months, let me break this down for a second. Yeah. Brilliant if. You have a comedic relationship with the guy girls listening, I think it's fucking brilliant, Hannah, that four months in as you're joking and this guy is obviously telling you signs of like, I'm obsessed with you, you sending him that is fucking hilarious and puts it more in his mind but doesn't put pressure on you girls.
If you're not as funny and you don't joke around with the dude, if you send a man a fucking ring within the first like two, three, four months, he is going to block your ass. And this girl is fucking like, dude, I'm, you know, only a specific type of girl can do that. But also but also, Alex, I don't even think like you don't have to be to comedians dating each other if you're found the right guy.
I feel like you have to have the same sense of humor.
And once you have that same sense of humor, you find that and you find a way to jokingly let him know that like you're in. That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying, if a girl has never been sarcastic or joking, all of a sudden you send in the link because you're like, I heard Hannah and Alex say they know that's a bigger issue.
If you haven't been sarcastic in your relationship, you're missing out totally, totally. Let yourself free. Let it be your love language.
Try it. It's very fun. You could be mean all the time. And the there and then when you're nice, he's so grateful.
But Alex, I didn't realize at the time that I was doing a genius move, but he was kind of like, we're open about everything. He fucking loves me. Put your money where your mouth is. Here's a ring.
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How do you feel though about this. There's have so many questions for you I guess first and foremost, let's break it down to like being degenerates and like having had our fair share of literally making our career on being degenerate so far up into this point. Yeah, nobody was expecting this, Hannah. Nobody even thought that you could.
Lakshmanan It is so shocking to me. You got rejected by a mascot at a school that wasn't even top ten. OK, how the fuck did you wrangle this one, you stupid? The question is, it's like, let's be serious for two seconds. What has your relationship always been to the idea of getting married? Great question. But growing up in the past few years, like has, how has it evolved?
So I do think that your parents love story really affects your love story. My parents got married earlier like 24 or 25, but they always talked about how they did a lot of people when they met each other. It was easy and they were engaged in five months.
So in my head, once I hit like seven months or some douche, I was like, he's not the one.
Like, I actually never dated a guy that I thought I would marry. I've actually never thought there was one that got away. I literally was always in that kind of research phase. And my mom at twenty nine single with the cats was like, are you good? Like, is there something wrong with your mom. I haven't met him, but I know I had this kind of like dumb fantasy that like when I meet the guy, it's going to be like being bored.
But you know, right now. But it's funny because no one actually knows. Like I said, like, I know we can divorce into two years. I said months. That would've been awkward.
Two months. But like I said, and Kim K like, whoa, whoa.
But there's like a confidence of like two people who just want to make it work. And I'm also a very, like, emotionally intimate person. Like anyone I date. I get very close to in terms of like physicality comes with it, but like they're my best friend. It's literally someone that you're like, I can have a boring conversation with and eat meals with for the rest of my life.
It's not about the ups and downs like it's literally the simplicity of it all.
Like, who do you want to sit on the couch with and have an ongoing conversation for sixty years?
Dude, it's so true. The whole best friend thing, like I feel like you being able to one, be yourself and then to be your best friend or her be your best friend. As corny as it sounds like, I feel the same way because my boyfriend and I were having a conversation the other day just because he has a lot of friends that are married and they already have children because he's in his thirties. And he was saying it's crazy when you do get to that point in your life where you are like, this is my person.
Yeah, you better be best friends with that person, because essentially when you then go to the phase of having children, like, you're kind of you have your friends still, but it's really the two of you in it together and you try to make time for your friends, but especially when you're having babies and shit like you're in it together. And if you don't like each other and you don't like going to bed every night together like you're fuck Alex, you fucking nailed it.
There's so many people that I think are in love with each other, but, like, stop liking each other.
It's like those friends that you've had, like, forever. And really I don't like them and. Warbling I love them, they'll come to the wedding totally, but it's like, no, this person's got to be like your homey, like you fuck with this person in all aspects of life.
If something happens in a room that's funny and you immediately look at them and you have the same eye contact reaction, that's magic.
Like, that's my little thing. And also, if you trust that person more than anyone, like I stopped calling. I found for me it was like I stopped calling my mom as much when I'm, like, upset about something and I'm calling him and I'm like, oh fuck he byrock.
Yeah, that really our moms must be so happy right now because I would call her being like I got chicken fingers stuck in my throat and I kept coughing and she's like I'm a principal of a school. Like I can't have this happen. I'm at work. No, but it is crazy because that also aside from the dumb shit, I think at first before my mom really met him, I think she was at first a little concerned. She was like, we you feel distant.
Like, I know like you did not bring you. He's like allergies. And that's what happens in those stories on Netflix. So that's how Murdochs start doing it.
There was like a way recently there was a series on Lifetime called Like Alex Cooper Kidnaped or something. And I started to see it flashed before my eyes. I'm like, maybe my mom thinks it's about me. Like, my mom was, like, really concerned at first. And then I think as time went on and she met him, she now is happy for me, but she had to just double check. Is this a normal or is she going back to the same professional athlete box that like she was dating?
But no, I think that's interesting. So you grew up and you always saw your parents are still together. So you were like you wanted to get married. You thought you just knew I wanted it, but it wasn't. I didn't.
I like in my head, I'm like, I guess I'll have a family get married one day. But I really felt like when the right person happened, you also can't fuck it up.
And it's so funny because Alexandra, our second episode we did together you straight up, we're like, I'm talking to three guys at the same time. And when one of them pisses me off, I go, I'm going to talk to the other one, hang up.
And I'm like, let's just say you were not doing what necessarily would have made a guy be like, oh, she's the one.
Yeah, yeah. Dude, I was in a crazy place probably because I think at that point in my career, I was going through like the biggest life drama craziness.
And I think I wasn't like willing to start talking to a new guy and trust him in the middle of a drama that had just like, fucked with all my trust issues not and even like a male way. Like it was like, whoa, on all cylinders. Trust has been broken on every side. Like everyone was fucking everyone. And I was like, I don't have time to fuck with, like, one specific guy right now because I can't trust, even like myself, my family.
And you had to prioritize just surviving each day in your own thoughts. However, I'm not trying to I know that we manifested in you moving to L.A. and not trying to manifest. You can engage this guy. But the same shit happened to me where I met him. We went on like four dates. I go to summer house. I would call him every night.
The first fifteen minutes would be me crying because I'd gotten in like a bunch of fights and I was scared how it was going to go.
And then then it would turn into phone sex and then it would turn into like two more hours of us just like talking and I miss you.
So it isn't that funny how when you are sad that all of a sudden you kind of get horny, that it's that thing I don't hate. It's me. Like, sometimes I'll be sad and then I masturbate people saying, oh my God.
Well, people say that, like, you have like hate sex, but like, what about sex?
I think we should realize that. Yeah. Because when you're crying, you're so raw and you're just open and then you're just like, why am I right after a great price, let's fall. Well, you feel so vulnerable.
So I was calling if you were like Hannum, let's get this guy. I would call him, be like, oh my God. Said he was so amazing. I had so much fun with my friends. I love them all. Relative is really fun.
But instead I'd be like, I you know, this guy should have ran. I mean, her guy should have ran. But when drama, they see something that we don't see and for whatever reason, he was like, this is worth it.
So for all those people who were like, what should I text him back? How should I be? What should I wear? It doesn't fucking matter. Find what you want to do. And because if you have to act to type of way in the beginning, you can keep that up the rest of your life. So now now that the show's not filming, he's like, you are a dream. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not crying every night.
Oh my God.
It's almost like you hit him with the worst in the beginning and now it's gotten better. And he's like, I am living the best life. I thought I was marrying a psychotic nightmare. But as time has gone on, she's like, now you're know, it's like, man, I remember when you were like, I'm moving in and I was like, where you're like his house.
I'm like, who's who? What? What do you mean you you're moving in with your fucking boyfriend, you stupid slut dude. And it's it's so insane because I just like I don't know, I feel like there's so many girls listening. I even will admit like. I don't know how I have felt about marriage my whole life, and to see you, someone that's been so open about like her trials of going through with men and like having fuck ups and disastrous moments of farting in their face and like blacking out and all the things.
It's kind of nobut do it it's kind of cool to see one of us like you're doing. However, is it fair to say 50 percent of all marriages end in divorce? How are we feel like how do you. Yeah, are you are like I was the point where like I didn't need marriage. Like, I am so financially independent, like I don't need my dad to like, give my dowry to someone like I'm good, like I got my own dowry and I'm happy.
I really got to the point where I was like, I could live this life with my cat.
And it's men are really such just like a little plus in your life.
Like I really see him as not this like, oh, I mean is a huge decision, but it's not like I am complete. No. It's literally like, wow, I found this person who wants to be my teammate, who wants to be my partner, but like I'm still Hannah and in my head it isn't even that big of a deal. It's like, oh, I found someone who is going to fucking love me and I love them, but I'm still doing me.
And I think it really got to that point of view feeling like like that share quote where it's like men are like desert. They really are he and handsome. They are a little bit like I don't fucking need him. And he knows that and he doesn't need me.
And that's why I think it's less scary.
I think anyone listening, that's like a huge point, not that we're trying to get sappy with it, but like I've had relationships in the past where it being talk, say, I lost myself, I didn't feel independent, and therefore I felt like I needed that person. And having had talked about marriage with some men, it was for the wrong reasons. It was because, well, I'm so deep in this toxic hole with this guy that I fully lost myself.
He's talking about marriage. I know he's got a shit ton of money. Maybe it would just be an easy life to just, like, go with it. And I know it wouldn't be genuine blow blah. Anybody that has those thoughts, don't fucking do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Because that's a huge sign when you don't feel you're in an equal partnership. And if that if you lost that person, you'd be sad as fuck.
But also like you're still you, you'd still know how to like get up in the morning and do your shit. That's when you know the person is just like an added bonus.
You have to, like, help me. I've never said that out loud and I never thought about it like that. But there's something about him like it's people joke like there's twin flames and he's like toxic things. We can't live without them.
And it's like it's really not like that were to people that just like really like being with each other. And it's really simple. But like, if he didn't want to get married, it probably would have waited a longer time.
Like I wasn't trying to push it. But he's forty five and he was like, I know this works. And like when the pandemic is done, I want to go back on tour in the fall and he has to go.
So we might have to do a long distance relationship like he's going to be in Ireland. I want to be like I want to be in L.A. seeing you on do some stand up. So like, it's not going to be easy, but like, I just know I can I trust him. I love him.
And and he wanted your best friend. Yeah. And it's little things like when I'm with him, it's like it's great. But then like when he leaves I'm kind of like, oh, and like, you know, I just can't fucking wait for them to leave the room. Oh my God.
Even if you feel hot around them or like, you know, you you have good sex with them, but the second they leave you're like, oh, I think you can relax and be myself.
How dude, I'm so happy for you genuinely because I it's it's crazy like as much as we joke on this, but it is crazy that you found someone. I think my I'm wondering though like financially have you guys discussed yet like this the most awkward topic. Like I remember meeting my boyfriend, like I like Googled his net worth and I'm like, that's definitely not correct because, you know, what else do I I'm Googling, is that worth? I'm like, that's not correct.
Or he could not be living in this house. Then I started asking him and I started to gauge a little bit more like six months in, like, really kind of knew, like, OK, I kind of get what this guy makes, but like, I still don't know the conversation about how much you make slowly maybe comes out, but then to get engaged and married, are you guys going to split bank accounts like are you guys going to get are you getting a prenup?
Like, what are you doing? Such great questions. And also we have to remember, like fifty years ago, which is not that long, like women did not have their own income. A lot of the time women were not going to college.
So I'm calling it psycho. So I'm going in it in a different way. We're like, I really don't need him financially at all. Right. I love that. Like, he's established and like successful and not fucking jealous of me. Totally. We did have, like I mean, even like my wedding, I'm paying for it.
I told my parents, I said, you've put in your money like a..
But like, oh, I love being like I earned it.
I'm doing it with fucking flowers. I'm going to give you flowers, but I'm paying for my own wedding.
I was going to say, isn't it kind of dope, like making your own money and working so fucking hard for it? And especially, I think the two of us in these past two years, like we see behind the scenes and even online, like we're busting our asses and we're working really hard.
And like I bought my mom her first pair of Gucci like loafers. And it was the coolest moment. Like I was like, I buy my mom now. I started bawling my eyes out, being like, that's so fucking weird.
So the same. I have really bought myself anything that nice. Like someone sent me a Chanel purse and it was like, very cool.
But I'm like I said, you help her. So it was like a vintage like like that I got.
But that was like I and my mom was like, she's like, that's so awesome. And I was like, I'm going to buy my mom a ring.
Like, I have no rings. Mean, I know where my engagement ring. I forgot the only rings. I own her from ex-boyfriend. That bottom feeder about myself.
I literally went I got like I went to David Yurman, like picked the her like birthstone. And I've never been more excited to get someone a present.
And I just think, like, it's so important just knowing what you want, what you have.
I love that he's successful, but I actually I don't even know his net worth.
And I mean, yeah, you're not to do that to me. I don't know. It's not worth and I don't care.
But also he fucking respects my hustle so much.
He if he was in his twenties he'd still be chasing like hard in terms of his career. He said like in his twenties he like literally taught every single week in a different place. Now that he's chill, it enables.
Me to do that, and also he gives me such good advice, like he told me also I wanted to tell you this in terms of like, oh, he said when he was his most famous in Europe was when he thought people hated him the most.
So, like, he didn't even enjoy the fame, like he was like selling out, you know, theaters still felt like people fucking hated him and he goes now they've been through that and it's done. He's like, I just wish I knew that that's just a part of it and actually enjoyed my success at the time. Did that's like dark as fuck. Yeah. My brother actually said something similar to me. I was just having like a bad day the other week, just like, I mean, Dems.
And like, I just was feeling down and like whatever. And because I think sometimes people don't get like you put yourself out there and and you really leave it open to getting like your whole life scrutinized.
Sometimes they fucking hit.
I'm like, OK, you don't have to read my ass that hard. Yeah. Yeah.
And I was like, oh, OK. Oh, all right, chill on that shit. And I was talking to my brother because he's like really my rock when like I'm like feeling like shit. And he was just like Alex like sometimes when you call me about this shit, I just want to be like, are you even having fun? Like you should be having fun with this. And I'm like, sometimes you lose sense of like social media makes you feel so small and so shitty and anybody listening.
I don't care if you have a thousand followers like people. It's the same as when girls are talking about you in the fucking bathroom. You awkwardly walk in and it's like, oh fuck, I just heard you talking shit about my fucking acne. They bitch like, fuck you. Like, it hurts. And like, I'm not going to. I know I'm so sick. Alex Cooper, I don't have any fucking issues and I am all knowing and I don't like nothing hurts me like no are you kidding me.
And you joke about IDM but like someone made a comment on my Instagram that was like like something really mean about me.
And 300 people like to that comment after somehow. So clearly the trolls were like, we've got to go. But like that's when I first do, like, OK, that was me. But then you're like, really, really old, agreeable. I agree with that. And then you're like, how many?
And then you start really feel like a part of anxiety is it's very like black and white. We're like you go from something bad. Happens to be like, oh, this is the end of my career. Or like and this is like everyone feels this way about me. So like your mom probably talks about that a lot. So I'll see you on those comments and be like, OK, I'm canceled. Like everyone thinks I'm this type of person and I can't get out of and I can explain myself and I'm just going to go cry about it because these people want to understand me and you just feel like everyone feels that way about you.
It's crazy. And I guess, like, again, I'm trying to make sure like everybody again, if you don't if you're not on social media, like, same goes for social groups. Like, it's I feel like it's just a very isolating time right now in the world, especially because I think social media, like everyone's getting scrutinized for anything they're doing.
Well, there's also something called tall poppy syndrome where one woman is a great question.
So when one of the poppy is actually I'm I'm a girl from Brooklyn, why am I talking about farming? But like one of the like a sunflower, one of them grows really tall. The other poppies have to cut it down. It's just, oh, there you go.
If any bitches are being assholes to anyone listening to this podcast, just know you're just like, OK, Payam, Poppy, Poppy, fucking bitch.
Go fuck yourself. I'm going to fuck your dad. OK, glad I'm like crying on my podcast this week. Feeling like a little emotional. Oh my God. Does is like in the background right now.
I'm like we're literally getting a sneak peek of the first one together and he's like flexing as he's like me, like, you know, whenever you take a picture with the guy and you put your hand on his arm and just gets really hard and you're like, come down, bro, please stop.
Get it. You like also keep going after twice last week we got it right.
Right. I think so. I grew up in like my parents are in love, but like for a very long time I was like kind of content. I'm sorry. Can you focus? There he is.
There is there he is acting us literally getting high, distracted by.
Talk about why I don't have bathroom girls talking shit about you. Yeah, well, I. I feel like I feel similar to you or like I feel super independent now. And the same goes for those sometimes in this industry, it's pretty lonely.
Yeah. Which I think a lot of people were so nice to me before things started going well for me.
People were people were like acting like I was this little hand and like, oh, I'll teach you the industry. Like people were so fucking nice to me. And I mean, even like this last like filming of Summer House was really hard because there is just that group dynamic.
We're like, yeah, I had this kind of I had I didn't always feel like people were mad at me for like legitimate reasons is what I'm going to say about that.
We'll probably like jealousy and shit. Like it's like you're killing it. You're working hard.
And I don't I don't want to use the jealousy word because, like, I just like to say roll like popcorn. We pop a different time.
Got a lot of analogies here between popcorn popping and I'm hungry, pop popcorn. We all pop at different times and try to like, see someone pop and especially in the podcast industry, like, you fucking uplifted me so much like I've gotten so many followers and new listeners to burning in hell because of you. Like, I hate me.
And that makes me so happy. But it makes me it. I feel the same way about you, maybe in a different way of like. You were one of the first people that I had ever had on during all the drama and like me coming in and and I think like maybe it seems easy, but when I was like, OK, I have to do the show on my own and I didn't have months off, like, I had to go right into it.
I was like, who am I going to have on? And when I reached out to you, the way that one it transpired of like us becoming just like podcast pals and then like having an actual friend in the industry, like, I don't know that many people. And I try to stay in a bubble because I think it helps me just focus on what I'm doing and not, like, get too crazy with focusing on other people, but like, you've been so good and a good friend to me and in behind closed doors moments and in front of like media and shit, you've been amazing with me.
So I think it's cool to like have friends in the industry that are there for each other. So I'm also kind of cool tomorrow. My shit could go right tomorrow your show can go down. So like you can never get to up on yourself or like your head get too big. And like, I also think, like, if you're fucking hating on people and you're listening to this, you would who don't know and think about why. And if you want to be doing this and that's why you're mad, fucking do it, bro.
Go start a podcast and ask me what fucking podcast equipment I use and all I can tell you and let's fucking know it's true. It takes like a minute to be like, stop focusing on what everyone's saying about you because half the people that are saying shit about you are just upset that they're not doing whether it's what you're doing or they're they're dealing with their own shit in their bedroom and they're just like taking it out on the Internet. So anyone that's getting any hate or bullying or whatever the fuck, it's usually anyone that's doing that is really unhappy with their lives.
And then they see you as a target and they're just going at you. But it's almost like you should feel bad for those people and just like help uplift them. And like, I can absolutely get better at doing that. Sometimes I get petty and I'll say some stupid shit. I'm like, why did I do that? But it's like, yeah, it does hurt. It does her.
I don't know if we're talking to, like, general here and like people going to like, what are you guys talking about? But like, I don't know. But I also think it's so funny too, because immediately you go in your head, I hope people don't talk shit about. I hope people like that. I hope people aren't worried. We're talking all over the place. But it's like also you just have to know, like you're being yourself and being yourself and just like relationships, I'm totally fucking like and some people are going to be like Alex kuffar into the microphone.
And that part was great. We fucking love. But I dunno. Yeah, this is a complete I just had this thought and I have to ask because I'm going to get it. Are you taking his last name? Great question.
No, no. You're like such a good question.
No, I'm so if you ask me what do you think, just because you have like a name for yourself or do you think regardless of this career you would take or not?
So his his name is Gurkin Shenise and. No, I'm just kidding. It's not it is a beautiful name. It's Bishop because I know some people have fucked up last names. They're like, I can't even spell that. I'm not trying to take it total. Beautifulest name.
Bishop Hanna Bishop. I sound like Riegle.
I love Hanna. It's like Hanna Hanna. It sounds like I have problems. Oh no, I like it. You like elevate it more. You make it sound like elegant and you're not so sure to make me feel better because you told me my fingers were not be.
But anyway, like is your name shut the fuck up. Yeah.
I'm pointing with my finger at her right now too. If you're wondering what's happening that finger and I don't want to be like, oh, it's my brand. But like I actually love my last name as an athlete. Like everyone called me Burner Money Burn Dog, even though I don't love that it's all about last name. Just I love my last name. Brenner. I'm not going to take a man's last name either, regardless of my platform or not.
My question is this. Are kids taking my last name?
Yes, well, OK, I was in the shower before this and I was thinking about it and I was like, oh, my question is, why do we carry something around for nine months only for only for it to come out of our vaginas, rip out of our vaginas, rip sometimes the asshole rip out of our asshole vaginas, and then we give it the man's last name. What the fuck is that?
We are an antiquated society.
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Well maybe I can actually then ask you a question because I have been definitely struggling with this little bit. We'll explain. I've been talking about it in therapy.
It's it's definitely been an adjustment going from being single and living by myself in New York to then coming out to L.A. and having a roommate and having a boyfriend that lives here full time. I've never had a boyfriend that lives in the same state as me, except for like one of the athletes I dated. And he was always on the road. So he was usually gone.
And so since moving here, I've definitely had. A couple mental breakdowns, and it's like I'm just like waiting till Wednesday, because that's the day that I have therapy because I don't feel like I have alone time anymore.
And I didn't really realize how important alone time was for me until this. Like, it was something I've always had.
And I never really thought about it that deeply until I moved here. And in therapy, I've talked about like I'm definitely an extroverted introvert on the same. Right. So you exude so much energy when you're when you're with people, you want to be the life of the party. You can't go to a dinner without talking and you put so much energy into social settings. But then in turn, that makes you need that alone time because it's the time where you essentially, like, recharge.
And I feel like between Lauren and my boyfriend, which we've all talked about now openly, once I figure out how to fucking communicate this to him, because Lauren always knew, Lauren always has been like, yup, go watch your movies like you need time. You had your episode this week. You're exhausted. Like go lay in bed, like watch a TV show. Don't talk to me. Turn off your lights. Be dark dungeon girl like she calls me.
But like, I didn't know how to articulate this to my boyfriend. But once I did like Lauren and my boyfriend, both were like, I never need alone time. Lauren was like, I could never be alone in my life and I would be the happiest person. He's at the same thing. And I look at them like they have ten heads and I'm like, I'm the OP.
No, I'm not like that at all. I'm the same way.
Like, I, I will literally be like I won't go to my parents. Yeah.
Like and and and he but he's cute like you. He'll be like you don't want to stay over another day and I'll be like I just, I just need it. And that does not mean you're a bad girlfriend. That's actually just like for your mental health. And it's also like so good to be away from each other sometimes to reflect and check in on yourself. And because you can't check in on yourself when you're constantly with someone, do.
That's such a good point. My therapist and I were having a conversation and she was like, Alex, like your need for alone time is not a reflection on how you feel about him. It's been definitely like an adjustment, because I think at first I wasn't articulating it and I would just start to try to disappear. And I was acting shady, shady.
I chased her and I was like for the first to be like, oh my God, I'm getting into an elevator. And he's like, where you're like, Oh, dude, dude. I was like, oh my God. For the first time in my life, I'm not being shady. But then I'm going off the grid and like, taking a nap and relaxing. And he's like, Where are you? And I'm like, oh, like I have to communicate.
So I love getting better.
Living alone was the greatest thing that ever happened in my life. And you also have to you have to tell him your job is performative like people.
Yeah, let's say you do. You're doing blogs all day. And as an introvert, extrovert or extrovert introvert, I don't know which direction it goes. Right.
You are giving so much to a camera like I do chat room. I like film three hours of this talk show every week when he picks me up, don't talk to me.
I haven't done I have nothing else to give. I put it all out there. I was like the most fun, exciting, funny version of Hannah. And then I don't want to try with you. And you guys are in the dating phase. So just be like I've been putting it all out there. My energy's gone right now and I just need some time to get my energy back to be the best version of myself with you.
And I think another part of this journey is me, just like learning how to communicate better with my partner. He's so amazing. Like I said, the minute I told him, he was like, OK, like, I will really send you to like a spa that you don't even have to see it. Look what like, oh, my God, why don't you tell me this? It's more on me that like I'm learning how to not be so individual and on my own and like learning like in a partnership, communicating and being open like that is really the key to success.
And I was like inflicting this pain on myself because I didn't know how to articulate it. And I was like, well, just say it, say exactly what you need. And I think my point to anyone listening is like I think people would be. I think a lot of people I have not even really talked about that on my show, I feel like I'm not a lot of people would expect me to probably say, yeah, most more introverted than stranded 100 percent.
Yeah, right. Like my for my job. Like I love performing. I love the show. I love doing blogs. But like, then I also on the other end that I don't film and I don't show is me like hibernating in my room and like needing significant alone time, like not wanting to go to dinners with people all the time. Yeah. But I feel like anyone that's listening because I guess I haven't touched on this as much like if you are introverted and you do feel like you need that alone time.
I was reading an article on Vyse the other day that was like eating alone. Time is like an actual thing. And if you don't get alone, time is the equivalent of you feeling lonely when people that need to be around people, people that need alone time, you literally feel like depression.
So I just want to normalize it for anyone, not especially in quarantine right now. I feel like a lot of people probably have had everyone's on top of you and then on and then in your free time, you have to assume with family members and it's like you almost don't have a long time if you're living with people right now. So I don't know. I think it's interesting.
With regard to your engagement, was it everything you always dreamed of or was it definitely like different like you laying in bed? Like what was it compared to what you had always thought of? Like where was there a different way you wanted the guy to ask you or did you not care?
This is fucked up because I'm not a psychic, but in my head I thought I'd be married by 29 and I thought a guy would propose in bed to me and like, not a want, like, I just like had a sense of it and might do.
That's interesting because I'm I don't like these whole, like, public displays of affection with engagement, like doing it in public and having, like, random strangers clapping. Like, I'm actually quite I'm this sounds so weird, but I'm kind of a shy private person when it comes to, like, certain things, like we want attention when we want it, like when I'm telling my stupid jokes, I want it. But when it's like me doing, like, really, really personal things, I don't want it to be out there.
You're choosing later to take the picture with the ring on and post it on Instagram, but you're not going to record your engagement and upload it to fuck. No.
And you know, the people who do like what are they like? Raves are like they get all the people to do a synchronized dance and then you're like in a Home Depot and like.
And what, like small flash of flash mob?
Like, I would literally die if someone told me I'd be like, this is the way for me to literally be like I actually was going to marry you, but you just fucking proposed to me in a flash mob. I'd rather not because like to the weekend. I don't need that. Like Bruno Mars. I don't need that. That's what I like. Hey, hey. Bruno Mars. So I would rather do anything. I knew you did.
I'd never asked you, but I got you. Bruno Mars are just like not close. Like, it's complicated. It's not OK. Basically you're going to get judge whatever you do in your engagement process.
It's so crazy to me, one, because I just I haven't really thought about it for a while. I never thought I was going to even get married. But I, I mean, personally, I, I don't really know what the fuck I'm going to do. A part of me wants to never tell the world if I end up getting married. I feel like you're traumatized from this also, Alex, the whole marriage thing, there's an engagement party, a bridal shower.
What's a bridal shower? Because what does a bridal shower. Let me explain something to you. This this is my genuine mindset. When I think about this stuff, I care more about how the man proposes to me than the wedding. If a man is going to ask me to marry him. Big deal. Yes, big deal for anyone. I want the way that he asks me to marry him. I want it to be so unbelievable romantic setting.
We're here. We're both in a great place in our lives.
We need to be here. Yeah, we need to be here. We're relaxed. I'm by a pool. Are you like being friends? Like like, oh, lights out. Maybe south of France. Good idea, but not public. You want to go. No, no moment.
That's beauty by ourselves alone. Isolation, confinement. Do you want to have one of those paparazzi photographers that they hired to capture the moment?
I don't want anyone to even know who I'm married to. That's that's OK.
And then someone say sketchy, but it's to have some food because I don't want anyone to ever know I'm married. OK, so what about a dinner with a random man? You're going to think it's my husband, but it's really my side. And she's back. She's back. We thought we lost her just back, folks, you know, so I want the ring to be fucking fire.
OK, sue me. I don't care. I'm being honest here.
The wedding. I want just my family and his family and then like my four closest girlfriends and I wanted to be like a weekend where everyone just goes like somewhere we all go, whether it's like the mountains or the beach or whatever the fuck. And it's more of just like a party weekend that we all get together for. And then we just like happen to like it's not even a ceremony. I would almost want it to be like it's a of happy hour.
Yes. Yes, it's a party.
And again, I didn't I wasn't I never grew up really fantasizing about a wedding. I really until recently didn't even know if I would get married. But I do definitely think, like, I don't want a conventional wedding at all.
They could be so expensive so fast. But this is the thing. Like I joked, I want a garage wedding, like, I want, like, literally nothing.
And then became page like, I think, yeah. So mad at me.
But then I was like, OK, I want to a barbecue wedding like on my cousin's lawn and Shelter Island is what my vision is. But this thing I'm not having a bridal shower, I don't have any bridesmaids. I'm not doing I'm not even having a bachelorette party. I'm not doing it. I'm just not doing it. I want to live my life. I also don't like that attention.
Like the worst thing that's ever happened to me my life every year is when people sing Happy Birthday to me. And I feel like bachelorette parties, weddings, those are those moments where you're like everyone love me when it's like, no, no, no.
I want to feel like everyone hates me and then try to get their love doing stand up like that's.
Well, I mean, especially the profession that we're in a lot of times. A lot of times it is about us. So I don't need a day like that is a big ceremony about me. But that, again, we get it. If you're like a fucking accountant or you're just like on the grind doing sales calls all day, you deserve a day. That's all about you. We are sick of ourselves. I can't even look at myself in the mirror sometimes.
Do you think I'm not sick of my own voice? Talk about myself 24/7 on the podcast. You're all like, Yeah, we know we wish you would stop. But the thought of like having a day like, no, let's make about my mom. Let me buy her a there. I just want to buy presents for my mom for the rest of my life. But I get I am so for a baller sweating like I hope my friends have them.
But for me personally and again to each his own like good for you, not for me also. How many people did you like last year that you hate now.
Sorry, that was. No, no but no but it's not. I made the point. The point was made.
So I would love to ask you, Hannah, if like there are any good advice moments that you have for girls, guys listening, like I feel like it's so important to be like it's not about looks, it's not about like all the surface level.
No, it is about looks. It is about looks, you know. Yeah. It's not about looks like your fingers look like. Like what, what did you do. Oh for me.
Oh sorry. I was talking about looks like guys you date because you definitely cannot. Come on you're busted.
Yes. I am so sorry I so I didn't understand you were coming for me. But now that you are let's get into it. I'm ok.
It's funny because yeah I'm on TV and like people all the time are like and it's fucking ugly is fucking continuing his fucking whatever one is.
Hannah and I, I feel like it's just. You're great. Thank you. But you know, I just feel like the last time you tried to change yourself and find happiness and chase it and work for things and force things, it's all already there. When I called my mom after the proposal, I cried and the first thing I said is, this is the thing I've worked for the least in my life.
Like I know we joked like we trick them how to get the guy to propose to you. I literally had to work on this. Nothing. There was no strategy. There was no changing of how I'm going to be. I put no effort into it. I just was me. And I do think that, like, I've chased a lot of shit in my life. I thought if I could win more tennis matches, I'd be happy. I thought if I could get on TV, I could be happy.
If I got more followers, I'd be happy. And truth is, is my happiest moments have not been with any of that bullshit. My happiest moments is just when I fucking feel so good in my own skin. And then that shit just like it's like an energy that shocks people. The guys want to be around you.
The girls want to be around you, the cameras want to be around you. And it's just like there's nothing hotter than sitting in your own skin. I'll give a fuck. You have a huge nose, you have stubby fingers, you have small tits, you fucking own it. And people just want to be around that because, you know, it's uncomfortable to be around someone who is clearly uncomfortable in their own skin and hates themself and projects and on other people.
Hannah Burner, you are always a pleasure to have on this show. I really can't tell you how happy I am for you.
It's been really cool to watch you and your relationship and your career and your show fully thriving and also just getting to know you during this entire process. Thank you so much for being a part of my journey. You've been an O.G. guest and single father er began and I would not have it any other way. So I love you.
The Daddy gang has like brings brought so much joy. My life and I feel like I could be my full self with you guys, whether it's like doing ridiculous shit or like being super gushy or like complaining about anxiety. And I feel like thanks for creating the space for me and I love you.
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