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Daddy. Do I call her daddy. Call her daddy. Oh, baby. What the fuck is up, skanky asshole ass wiener, whole ass blue jeans squirting up the asshole mother fuckers. It is Alex Cooper, your single father got it again for another mother fucking episode of Call her Daddy. Oh, my God. Sometimes when I'm having sex, I literally in my mind, I am like, back at it again for another. It literally turns me on when I get to intro this fucking podcast, I get so fucking amped up and right when I'm about to climax, when I'm having sex, I also think about you guys.

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So, I mean, that's so fucking weird. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Really know what Pod Gods has that relationship with their audience. But I think it's better to embrace it and know that, yes, you guys make me horny. I make myself horny. Sometimes I dream about doing this podcast naked. And ever since going back to my parents basement, it's been a thought until my dad comes down to fuckin fix a little humidifiers like Jesus Christ.

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Okay, Alex, relax, guys. Our guest this week, we're talking sex. Get sexual, get hot, get excited. Also, sorry, the audio has been a fucking massive gyun, enormous cock up. Everyone's fucking ear holes and it's plugging and you can't hear jack shit. I'm aware and I get it. It's like I'm trying to edit this thing and do this thing and it's just a fucking disaster. So I'm gonna raise the audio volume so fucking high this week that you literally have nightmares about my voice.

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And then hopefully you guys can turn it down. That's what I figured. It's better to be high and you can bring it low than go low to high. When they go low, we go high. No, when we're fuckin high, then you can bring it low. All right, guys, enjoy this week's episode. I love you.

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All right, guys. Holy shit.

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I haven't drank and done podcasting in a very long time. And then this guest of mine has been very influential. And like Petrona chats, Trone shots. And I'm like, all right, fine, we'll drink it now. I'm getting a little drunk before episodes, but I think it's loosening me up, especially for the topics this week. Introducing back at it again. Motherfucking Savannah, Montana.

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Hi, Daddy. Oh, my God. Got did that. You thought you the last of me. I know you're like, fuck. Some people were like, just stop like everybody. This show's not going to be. I get the show's not going to be the same guys. I literally got it. There's like. It's me. I'm alone. And now I have Savannah. And it's a fun time. Let's have fucking fun this week. We're excited.

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Are you excited? Are you happy to be.

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I'm so excited to be here. Guys, I'm not going to lie. First up, Sotos super nervous. Yeah, it's really hard, like getting into podcasting. You don't really know how you're gonna come across how you're gonna sound. But I'm so excited for this week. I feel like I've loosened up a little bit.

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I'm ready to share some fucking sex tape. Oh, yes.

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And before we even start, I just want to issue a formal apology to you.

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In fact, your ex-wife. Oh, no.

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I just want to say I'm so sorry for ever questioning your glug glug 9000.

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Oh oh oh. No, but actually, like, dude.

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Guys, listen, listen to me very closely. Listen to whatever this woman tells you.

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She is always right, dude. Guys, if you use like you said.

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Your point or finger and your middle finger, and you can maintain them going in opposite directions, synchronized with your mouth. I tried and fucking tested. You have the secret to the Buffalo governor. No, I'm sorry you did it. It's amazing, isn't it? Because I was kind of like trying it your way and then, like, alternating like back to, like, my one handed. Right. It's not this child's play. Now, you can't even go back.

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Right. Like, we went we literally. It's so divided. OK, guys, if you guys I don't know why you wouldn't have it if you didn't listen to last week's episode. I totally respected Savannah came. I was like, wait, hold on. Like clarifying on the Gluck blog, which I think was so important for us to clarify, that we're not using like both of our whole fisted hands on to a dig on top of each other stacked.

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You're taking your two fingers on each hand. You're rotating them clockwise and counterclockwise, on the other hand. And we were like, Savannah, you got to try it on your boyfriend, huh? You left the podcast and you tried.

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I went straight home. I was like, babe, get fucking ready to go. Take out. Take your Dave out. Let's go. So you now you like the Blacklock.

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Incredible. Undefeated. Undefeated. I remember like literally like my mouth on a sec. I'm like, thank you, Alex.

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Alex, Alex. Alex. Going up and down. Okay. Well, that makes you feel better because last week we were like, Alex, Lilly wants to fuck Savannah. I'm like, okay. She also is actually like is like happy with me. OK. Like, it's not a one way street guys. I'm not a fucking weirdo. That was amazing. Thank you for bringing out those. Good. I think people liked last week's episode. I think they enjoyed the sex tips.

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I didn't call her. Daddy has strayed a little bit from sex tips. We're back.

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We're feeling a little horny. Oh, Dana has her legs literally like open staring at Savannah. I want to just acknowledge the fact that I, like, crossed my weight. Stop looking at my pussy.

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OK. So with regard to.

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But don't like moving away. No, I'm closer.

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I'm getting nervous. Okay. Anyways, with regard to butt stuff, Savannah, I once, years ago feels told the awful, awful story of my first experience with anal.

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And to be quite honest. I have never done anal again, that anal experience I had with my college boyfriend and where he caught me cheating and I had nothing else to give myself.

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I was like, fuck, he knows I'm cheating. I do anal. It's the only. It's like the best way to solve problem. Anal. He had wanted it. So he fucks me anal. I pass out, I wake up. He's pouring water on my face and googling how to wake girlfriend up from anal.

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And it was really the worst experience of my life.

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He didn't even use lube, shoved it right in there like, oh, awful.

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And I remember after that experience, like my boyfriend's after that, we're like, this is so fucked up because I feel like I'm having to, you know, suffer from what? Your past boyfriends mistake. I mean, yeah, but I don't really care. Like, I think I want to wait a little bit. I know I'll have it again. But I just like needs some time, like I'm still scarred. So please explain to us your anal experience.

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I've never had it.

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And I feel like it's something that I want to save for marriage.

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She's like, I've already given the pussy. So naturally, I want to see my ass. You literally are saving it for marriage.

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Yeah, I feel like I will get you down. Thank you. I don't know. I kind of like one day with your family on Easter. You know, this is that way. You just randomly decided. I mean, I've had a guy like accidentally stick it in once same experience, like fucking scarring.

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I thought I was gonna die. Like, take me to a hospital right now. But it was an accident, was like one penetration. And then I was like, okay, get the fuck out. I guess that's kind of my experience. That was mine. He was one and one out. So I guess I do that. Do we not consider that at all? Was it accidental anal? Yeah, it was it. You know, it's all like it was like fucking her out.

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No. Yeah. It's different. Okay. So you've never done it at all. No. And I guess you haven't either. No, I guess we haven't. Yeah. So you want to save it for marriage.

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Okay. Do you allow a finger.

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Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Especially like when I'm about to come.

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Oh. Can you clean up. I don't know what it is, but like when I'm about to come a little finger in the US, is it nice. And you tell them to do it.

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I it's like I put my own finger in there. What.

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I feel like I've probably told them to do it like once or twice. I feel like if a guy's experience he's he's like especially in doggy style. He's like kind of like toying around. Yes. And then like one on Vodacom, like put it in.

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That's a I think, men listening. I truly believe that women are way more confident with the ass hole than men are. We kind of talked about it last week. But like men, I just want to be very clear, like it's one of the most unattractive things for a man. It really when he's like I'm like, oh, do you like a finger up the ass? The amount of men, they're like, you fuck no. So gay.

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And I'm like, no, you have problems with your sexuality. Then if you are not comfortable just admitting like, hi men, you've a prostate, you literally can have your fucking finger put up there. And if they hit the right spot, you literally come and you're like, no, I don't like a finger up the ass. No, you do. You're just not manly enough to accept the fact that you'd like something in your eyes and you don't you're not confident enough in your fucking sexuality.

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If you can own it, it's way fucking hotter.

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And even if you like, never tested the waters with that. Don't knock it till you try. You acting like, oh, my God, no. Absolutely fucking not. I would never. It makes you seem like such a fucking push. It makes you sound like such a pussy and so inexperience. Yeah. I agree with you though. There are some men that I fucked around with that are like I've tried. It's just not really my thing.

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Totally respect. Yeah. I like totally respect that. I think that's totally fine. So you I agree with you though. I think a finger in the butt can totally be happening. Great times. Loving it for everyone around town, men, female, whatever you are, it's a good time. And I think that men when they're fucking a girl doggy.

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I don't know if a lot of men think to to put their finger in there. Really. I don't. And I've only had a couple guys do it. And I feel like men sometimes aren't confident enough in doing it, so they just don't. Can you explain to them, like, what do you enjoy?

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Like, is he just sticking it in there slowly going in. Is he. I don't like initially.

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Just stick it in there. That's so disturbing.

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Was so traumatizing literally. So just don't do that. I would say like lick your finger and like rub kind of around here first. Yes. And then you slowly start like applying a little bit more pressure, like don't stick your finger. I think also like using your thumb is like a perfect starter. I agree. And don't just stick it in, but just kind of like apply pressure. Yeah. And like go in like a little circular motion around it.

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And then like I said, if she's like about to come, I think that's a perfect opportunity to just put in like just little, a little, a little bit and see how she feels about it.

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I agree.

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Something that I would like to give the dad Yang is like I was talking to this guy that I'm going to see and I brought up we've talked about how, like, if you have something in your ass and in your vagina at the same time, like your orgasm, like Savannah's saying like. It's 10 times better because there's like this full feeling that you get when you're having that orgasm, it's like it's just better. I remember telling the guy I was like.

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Talking about like bringing toys into the bedroom. I don't know how it got started, but I basically let him know that, like, I had this butt plug that I tried while I was masturbating and I basically had a vibrator and a butt plug. Ladies, I know that even just like the word butt plug, everyone's like, oh, my God, I'm uncomfortable.

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I'm swerving off the road, guys. It's okay. Like, everyone, it's okay. Like we like to have sex and like everyone like we like to come like, okay, this makes you feel really great when you comes. Like, everyone calm down. Let's all be mature here.

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Like it's OK. We're OK. Are you OK. I'm ok. OK, so I was telling him about how I wanted him to like when we were fucking like I wanted him to use this on me and I wanted him to like put it in my ass while he was fucking me.

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And he for some fucking reason thought it was the hottest fucking thing.

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Oh yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, like I don't know why. So I mentioned this to him like like a couple months ago, like two months ago. And then now it's it's getting closer for me to go see him. He brought it up over tax. That's like. Yeah.

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Like are you going to bring like you're like boy he's like I that's just like I can't stop thinking about it. Be like I was totally jacking off the other day, like thinking about like put like fucking you and putting that in your ass. And I was like ladies if you are confident and talk about shit going in your ass, not shit coming out of it but shit going in your ass man. It's like you almost need to give him the go ahead to have the conversation.

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And then once you open it up, men are like, oh oh, this is kind of fun talking about your asshole men are totally fine with their assholes. Some are fucking annoying about it.

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And can I just add but like even toys in general, like I feel like some girls are afraid to bring toys into the bedroom.

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They're like, I don't know how the guy. How do I. How do I do it. I personally I love having my little vibrator when I'm having sex, I just get the best orgasms. And like without it, I mean, it's good, but it's just not the same.

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So, like, I've had situations where I'm like about a fuck a guy for the first time and I'm like, okay, I don't know if he's like comfortable with bringing a vibrator or not, but once you try it out with them, I guarantee you, like Alex is saying, they're gonna be like, oh, sure, we can try.

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But then like a couple weeks down the line, they're gonna be like, hey, babe, like, where's your little toy?

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Yes, yes. Because they see how you react to it. And it's nothing against their dick. It's literally like your fucking and you're just elevating the fuck. How do you verbally let them know you're going to use it?

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I think I'm just like, hey, like I have a little toy that I want to use. I, like, come really hard with it. Is it okay if I use it, like, do you mind?

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I have a toy I want to use, like we're gonna have a lot of fun. Yay. And then literally just stop there. The guy is gonna be like, what is he like. No, don't I don't want you to have five. Like no guy is going to like.

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Now stop it right there. Rebecca, put that down right now. And I don't even want to see that ever again.

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No, he's going to be like, oh, fuck. Okay. I think the best part of bringing sex toys into the bedroom is if you are masturbating with that thing and you are like fucking yourself by yourself with that, and then you're going to fuck a guy. A lot of girls can't emulate what they do by themselves in the bedroom with a man. If you bring your fucking vibrator ladies and you start fucking him and kind of also doing what you do by yourself, all of a sudden that guy's like, this is the best fucking sex I've ever had because you're gonna be so fucking into it.

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Yeah.

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I've had so many of my friends tell me, like, oh, like I don't really come that often with with like just a dick. Like, I don't really come when I'm having sex all the time. Yeah. I'm like, how. Because I, I like 90 percent of the time we'll use a vibrator, like sometimes I use my hand but like the vibrator is so much better.

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I'm like listen to me, you need to I I've literally made all my friends get the toy that I have because he's like always it, it's like a little I think it's called like the femme bullet. It's like yeah you hold it, it's like a little bullet but it's so good. There's like ten different speeds, like different vibrations. If you're not having an orgasm during sex, like get this toy and I promise you will have one like it makes me feel so bad because like don't be, don't be shy.

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Like and I get it like I've had times where it's like my first time with the guy. I'm like, hey, like I don't know how he's gonna be all right.

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But like trusting when they see you fucking screaming at the top of your lungs, like coming on their dick, they're not gonna tell you not to use it.

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You know, they're going like you said, all of sudden, they're kind of like, hey, where did you didn't bring bringing around this time? And it's and it's no shades there, Dick. It's just you're just elevating it. Yeah. So, of course, in the spirit of fucking talking about putting things in your vagina and your asshole and lubing yourself up, you guys, Adam and Eve, they're one of our favorite sponsors here on Call Daddy.

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I think a lot of people are really insecure to admit that like they've gotten cheated on. And I totally understand it. It's like a really shitty situation. I've been cheated on. I'm sure you have been. I've been cheated on once.

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And a source. Me too. Worse fucking I actually know twice, but one time I was like fucking young. It didn't really count. Right. I got cheated on like my past relationship and I fucking hurt because I do find out. Mm hmm.

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I went through his computer.

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Shut your eyes. Yeah. You went there was I message and I went through the iPod kind of. It's so funny the way I, like, manipulated him into doing it for me because he was like, such a fucking hardhead. Like, he would not let me do anything. Like he was such an asshole to begin with. But I was like, I don't know how I pulled it off. But I remember he was like out training that day and he was like coming home for, like just like a quick snack, like stopping at the house.

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Like while he was there, I was like, I really you use your computer like I need you do something for work. And he was like like not budging. Like he's like now it's not going to happen. So going happen. I manipulated him into, like, opening his computer for me. And then at that point he had to leave again. So like in his mind, I think he was gonna like, let me use it while he was there.

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Like obviously I like made it seem like I had to do so much like I pulled up all my Excel sheets, like fucking I'm like, I have so much work to do.

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Be like, I'll see you when you get back getting off hours. Yeah. I'm getting into the thick of it. Holy fuck.

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So I remember he like left and I was so scared to like go in like deep into it. And this psycho ass was left and then came back like two minutes later, like acting like he forgot something. So it's like so happy that I waited. But he came back like acting like he forgot something like freaking out and then he left again. So I was like, okay. But then I waited like another five minutes because I was like, oh my God, he's gonna come back.

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He knows which I regret because I wasted too much time. But eventually I, like, opened up his eye messages. First thing I clicked on, it was like his his best friend was like living with him at the time. Right. Helping him out. So I clicked on their text messages. Smart. First thing I see was like he said to his friend, like, oh, did you put away like this bitches stuff like Savannah is like nosy or some shit or something like that.

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Like, like he was like she keeps like this girl keeps leaving her stuff around, like, did you make sure nothing was like left out. That was all. And he walked right back in fucking two minutes later.

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You're like Excel sheet. So busy writing numbers.

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I was like actually like I don't need to go back to training like oh, at that point I had already seen everything I knew, you know, straight off face.

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I'm like, going the fuck home.

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No, you called him out right there. Yeah. I mean, it's to this day he doesn't know what I saw. Oh, I just I bought my plane ticket. I pack my bags. I fucking left. I remember. I was so mad at him. I was like, can you help me bring my bag down? Like, my stomach was hurting like some shit. And he wouldn't he wouldn't bring my box sound.

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So I literally threw. He had like a townhouse was like three stories. I literally threw my entire luggage, like down all the flights of stairs. He was like a big shoe guy. He had on the last flight. There was like hundreds of shoes, like laid out right by the stairs.

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I literally threw my bag over all the shoes, went to grab my bag like stepped on all of them. And he was like I was like scared he was gonna fucking yell at me to this. He was straight face like he saw Ghost. He would if I didn't know what to do because I was so angry, just like fucking up his house. Like, I was like, oh, you're not gonna carry my suitcase out back. I'll fuck.

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I'll get it down. How long have you guys been dating? Like, we did it for like six months and.

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Okay, so you that is the fucking best when all you needed to see was that little fucking thing in the eye message. But you knew shady motherfucker, you're cheating on me. Imagine how much worse shit is in there. If he has a girl that's leaving that shit at his place than he has full blown sex ed is. The thing is like I think four months before that I found like a blonde shampoo. In his shower. And I knew it wasn't mine.

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But so obviously, like, fast forward a few months later when I saw those messages, I knew it had been going on a couple months. Like everything, you were able to connect the dots like fucking shampoo. None of you motherfuckers are wearing blonde shampoo. And then this shit. Oh, my God.

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And then did you ever speak to me again? Never. Never. I remember he was like. He was like, I don't know how it even got back to me. But he was like talking shit, like spreading rumors that I cheated on him, too, like people that he didn't know I knew, but like it was getting back to me.

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And I remember I sent him like a nasty ass tax and he kind of was like, he didn't know it. So he was like, I'm so sorry. Like trying to, like, redeem himself.

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He was an athlete. Was he a professional athlete?

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But guess what? You got fucking traded and no. God knows what he took out in the fucking shitter at his parents basement.

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And the best part was that he fucking bought a place for us to live in in Florida.

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No. What did he like?

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So like during his time off, like when it was in season, he was like, we're planning on living together in Florida. So he literally bought a place in Florida. We picked it out together. We broke up. He got fucking kicked off a team.

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Now he has a place in Florida. It is so fucked up. Yes. Did he cheat on you? Yes. So fuck you. We don't give a fuck. Oh, wow. Yeah. See, that's the thing is, like, I just almost feel like bad for men when they cheat me.

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They regret it. Like us. Me. Trust me. Oh, it hurts them. Long run more than it hurts.

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Yeah. You're like I'm thriving. Like my grandma's a lot of money. We're happy we fuck all the time. And then this motherfucker's like a loser that, like, bought you a fucking house and he's like cheating on you at the same time. Why do men do that? I don't know. They literally have two brains. So they. They do have like multiple personality disorder because at times they're thinking with their penis brain at times and thinking with their normal brain.

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And so it's a very confusing situation for men. And I don't fucking have sympathy for you. Get it fucking right if you have a golden snatch in front of your eyes. Don't fucking mess it up. And so many do. And it's so fucked up and it's so sad. Wow. That is so brilliant. Beautiful. My cheating story. I don't have to tell exits that yours is so amazing. But mine was through the iPod and I had a feeling but it was, it was a gut feeling.

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I remember telling my friend ninety nine point nine percent chance there will be nothing on there. Like literally all my life. Nothing but me.

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Not one percent. I'm in a lot of PR.. I was like, so yeah, he's cheating on me. I guess this is over her like, fuck. Yeah, but it's it was actually like I remember like it was this like older woman and she was like this what. Married woman.

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That was his nutritionist. They were fucking they were just. No, they were only just like sexting and send each other nudes. But I was like that's still fucking cheating. Gotten me disgusting. And she's lokey disgusting and her children will be hearing about.

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I was like, I'm going to go fuck her. I never did that. But like, I was still like, it's all my lissome to do things. I was like a little busy recently, but like, I'll get on it soon. Don't worry, nutritionists, bitch. I'm coming for your husband and key if your kid gets old and also. Oh, okay, great. So I do want to kind of like get a little bit more emotional and I kind of feel like people would love to hear us talk about like.

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What actually we went through and we got cheated on. I mean, I feel like. In that specific relationship, I didn't really. It never really had just like crossed my mind, like, oh, he's definitely cheated on me. Like there was nothing that, like, arose my suspicions. It was just like a random day. I was like, I think my best friend encouraged that a little bit. He's like, why not? She was like, why not just go to his computer?

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Like, why not? And lo and behold, like there's fucking texts, like basically proving that he was fucking a girl every week, that I wasn't there.

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So when you see something like that, especially when you're not expecting it, it definitely hits you harder. I think, like in the moment, you just kind of feel like your whole world is crumbling down. Really. What am I gonna do now? Like my life is over.

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Literally fucking. It just feels like the worst.

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And you feel like fucking stupid. So stupid like I have. I will admit, I've said on the podcast before, like I have a pretty large ego like I have.

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Yeah. Did I lose that little job. She's like, now bitch, get over it. Oh wow. No. Me too. Okay. Like when you get shit on your fucking Jagow feels like it just got smacked around. Like there's no way you're gonna recover. Exactly.

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And I feel like from what we've talked about, the way we deal, I feel like we enjoy kind of like finessing guys we love, like kind of fucking with their head when you're the one that gets played.

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It's like I need to go into hiding. Like witness protection program like that never happened. And I think every woman listening to this podcast, there's something about like getting cheated on that you feel like. Well, I don't even know how to move forward.

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Like, what sucks is when you get cheated on, you put the blame on yourself immediately. Yeah. Like, what the fuck did I do wrong? Yes, exactly what happened. It sucks because they don't obviously like when you're the one cheating. You don't think about that. You don't think about that. You don't feel like my pussy feels great. I think is gray. I'll deal with the repercussions later. But when you're in the opposite position, it's just like, fuck it.

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Yeah.

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Well, I think also for girls and men, maybe men have it's a little bit for girls. I remember being like, what did she have that I didn't like? What was I fucking missing? And then I saw. And then that's what I remember. Like always talk about this with my friends. Like it helps me so much to see a picture of the bitch. And that's so fucking shallow. And I'm sorry, but I don't give a fuck if I can if I can see the woman that he cheated on me with, I like can feel usually better about myself.

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Why do you guys always cheat with the fucking uglier bitch?

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I don't know why. And you know, it's so funny. I actually like went through my boyfriend's phone at the time before I found out that he was cheating. And I saw a video of the girl that he cheated on me with, like when we had first started dating. It was just like a random video on his phone.

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And they are like, listen to how much I mean. But I remember, like, watching the video, she was so like submissive and like, oh, kind of like insecure in the video that I remember watching it and being like, put the fuck we. Why were you watching this video? I was going through his phone. Oh, OK. What was she doing on the video?

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I think they were like about to have sex and he was just like you. Why? Yeah, but this is like like an old there was like an old I was going to his phone and I found this old video of this girl. And we've always said that Onkalo Daddy. Like, that's not weird. Like, if anyone's like I have a boyfriend and he doesn't have nudes of other girls, like. So Becky, you're so fucked in the head like, no, he's got a folder somewhere of one hundred, not looking hard.

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And you're not looking hard enough that he start inspecting, you fucking moron. Okay, so you found the video and you're like. This bitch looks she's like she was like super submissive, like insecure. Like I feel like it was like one of their first times fucking like it was a super old video. I just came across snooping like I shouldn't have been right where we are. Right. Of course.

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And fast forward like six months later, I was the same roadie to do it.

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Why the fuck do men go and talk like go and fuck around and fuck up a good thing with uglier fucking I'll I'll never understand. It's like oh my ever understood it. If you're an average ass bitch, somehow he still fucks like a two and it's like you had a three, you were up in the bracket like what were you doing. It might show my blowing. I remember like seeing the nutritionists and being like no, no, no, no, no.

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I was like genuinely insulted. I was like, this seems fucked. And I remember talking about it way back in the day and call her daddy. Men enjoy fucking something that this is a that is disgusting. You know, it's so funny because when I got it so I'm referring to a woman is disgusting, but like, fuck it. But you know what I'm saying.

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Yeah. When I first saw that video, I remember, like, you know, when you first start dating a guy like you kind of like, you know, the girls that you kind of have to worry about. Yeah, I do like their Instagram for a while, like those random bitches that he like follows. And you're like, why does he follow her? Let me like, watch her story. So like, yeah. Her you just keep tabs on her.

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This girl, I was like, OK, we're good.

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Like I'm totally fine with her. Actually I am so good. And then all of a sudden it's like we know you're fucking her. Yeah. I'm like, I don't need to worry about her. Like, I'll stop checking her Instagram. She was one of those girls. No. Behold. That's the one that he fucking cheated on me with.

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Men always like if they have their bitch and they're in love with, they sometimes are so fucking stupid and we'll risk it to have their cake and eat it too. And they will go hit up some ugly ass bitch to just get like a quick fuck in. And then the minute that the love of their life finds out, they are like literally little fucking bitch boys on their knees, literally rolling their eyes like, baby, I fucked up. And it's like, no, you're so fucking stupid.

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Because guess what? I know that you love her, but you are literally so fucking stupid in the head that you're like, I need to also just like really quickly go have sex with this ugly ass bitch just because. Just because just because what I 90 percent of them don't even actually have sex with a girl. Right. Like they literally my stupid shit. Why. Like, you know, you're not going to fuck her, you know, like you guys aren't gonna have a better connection than you and your girlfriend of, like, however long.

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Right. What the fuck is the point?

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And then this is what I always want to, like, sit them down before they do it and like be like a little devil on their shoulder and be like, listen to me. Picture your life now with this, too.

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OK, I'll just go down this path. You leave your hot girlfriend, you cheat on your hot girlfriend and then are you on a date. This too. Is this too good to emotionally fill? You know, is this too going to fuck you like this too? You want to walk into a Gallow with this too? I don't think so. I don't think so. OK. No, but in all you know, OK, we're joking a little bit.

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But in all seriousness, getting cheated on is one of the worst fucking things. It fucks you up. It fucks you up. Moving on to relationships. Moving forward.

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Yeah. OK. We just go. Really? We took a second we were off aired talking about this because we're trying to dissect, like getting cheated on. And this is like a different spin that we didn't even expect to take. But we were like, why? Van and I we're talking about like, why do we go for specific men that we know either, like they're going to cheat or we know they're gonna be shady, so then we're gonna be shady.

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And this is like constant game as opposed to we were both just mentioning two men we both have in our lives that would never fucking cheat on us are so in love with those on fucking our angels.

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And we're like willing. I don't think so, baby. Like maybe in a couple year. Yeah. Like maybe you like kind of hold that person. Do you think about that. Yeah. Long term. Yeah. OK, I do too. What the fuck is wrong with that. I don't fucking know. So what I was thinking is and I don't know if anyone because we have a normal human in the room that's not on air. And she was like, no, that's not normal, but like hear us out.

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Ben and I were both saying, we're at an age in our lives where we're dating these men that give us this, like rush and this thrill of like it's not fun to fucking get cheated on, but the game is fun. I don't want to get fuckin married right now. I'm not looking to have fucking children with any of these guys I'm dating right now. So, like, why the fuck would I want to date someone?

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Why would I want to date someone that treats me right? OK, that's just fucked up. Everybody isn't saying stop it. It gets boring.

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Right. And that's why it's so sad. It's so sad. And then it inflicts pain on yourself because, you know, these fucking assholes that you're picking, every girl can relate you. I have so many dams of girls being like, I pick fuck boys, I pick fuck boys. Why do I do this? Because, bitch. Are you ready to walk down the aisle next week? Fuck no. I remember I was talking about it on my podcast with Lauren.

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I was like, I intentionally am choosing men that I know are going to push the limit for me in the game like I want.

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It's almost like a challenge. Yes. Like hi. I'm like, okay, like I see the way you're acting and I kind of want to like, play it back and see I can beat you at the fucking game. Yes. And it's and there are normal humans listening to his podcast. I'm so sorry. You're like no, you have mental disabilities. I'm like, no, listen, there is something it's like I like get off on it.

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Dating someone that is going to fuck with me as much as I know I can fuck with them. Yeah. It's like exciting. It's like, what can you teach me. It's like, bitch, let me see your game. Yeah. Go ahead. Because I know everything is going to be shady. Let me guess. You got like your DNA, but you're deleting them and then let me guess, if I look at the eye pad I'm going to find Britney like I'm fucking bored.

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What can you do next? Look, let me see that bitch sliding in through your fucking Comcast subscription like I want to see her in your Venmo. Like, where is she? Like, it's fun. And then I dial it back and I'm like, but why? And I think that anyone listening that's like confused by this.

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It's like it's never fucking boring. You're always on your fucking toes. I don't want to get married right now. Why the fuck would I pick a guy that is nice and good friend?

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So say good bye. It makes you feel good about myself. I want to feel like shit daily. So I've got to fucking rise to the top of my own leg, bitch. Watch me. And that's what I do half the time. I feel like I'm picking these men intentionally because I'm like I already know in my mind that I'm like, OK. This is a point. I remember my mother saying this to me. The the man that I know is like never gonna cheat on me in my life that I, like, keep on the side.

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And then the man that I know is like a fucking piece of shit that I, like, give all my attention to. She was like, you know, that that one will always be there. That's true. And you get a thrill from the other one, however, you would be 10 times more hurt if the one you know that will always be there cheated. It doesn't even own much hurt you when the one that you like about boys.

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Oh, you.

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I literally just thought about that. I mean, if he would have cheated on me, I think I would never fucking be the same. Right. Yeah. One that, you know, is like that guy that will never fucking cheat. That's like you're oge like. Oh, a bit. I know. I'm going to marry that guy. And I've never talked about that guy in my podcast. Like, I have a man out there that I'm like, no, I swear to God I'm gonna marry him.

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And I, I literally have him in like the corner of my mind. The other ones I'm approaching, I'm like, oh, bitch, cheat. Oh, wait, I cheated first. And it's like Alex. But I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Like, you have to. You have to speak to a little bit. Like you have to know the outcome of most of these men. What's gonna happen, Savannah?

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Well, I feel like, fuck, I don't know how to say it because, like, I'm kind of talking about my boyfriend currently. Oh, that's like the hard part, because, like, when I first met him, I remember it was like when I had just gotten out of my, like, super shitty cheating. Really? Yeah. And my boyfriend now, like, he flew me out. I got to my fucking hotel room. He had like a huge edible arrangements for me, like waiting balloons, teddy bears, all that.

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I remember thinking an issue like this. Perfect.

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Like I need a nice guy like my last relationship. Like I need someone to, like, treat me right. Right. Oh, no. But couple months down the line.

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Turns out he's a little piece of shit like this is a full.

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This is a bigger fuck boy. Yeah.

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I don't like at that point on my camera. Do you guys. Yeah.

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First I thought I wanted to wholesome but now that I know he's even bigger fuck boy than my last boyfriend challenge except for me. I'm so ready. So I guess like a part of me wants to almost say to the daddy gang, like, is it fucked up to say, like, don't be too hard on yourself when you're going for these fuck boys and you are like, oh my God, why do I keep going for them?

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I know why you go for them because it's fucking fun and you're in your 20s or you're in high school or you're in college or you're just out of college or you're in your fucking thirties and you don't wanna get married. Like if you're picking this person, though, to settle down with, that's a complete different fucking story. But if you are picking these people, these fuck boys, because you just want to have a fun fucking time and you're not looking past like the next two years.

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I see it as like they're gonna help me evolve it like you into like the super fucked girl that I want.

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And you learn so much. You yeah. You learn a lot more from the fuck boys.

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And you do from like the sweet. We know sweethearts are gonna be there are going to hopefully end up with you one day.

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I think the main thing is just not to. It's like a very thin line, like you don't want to get it confused if you know this guy's a fuck boy. Like, sometimes you kind of like get your emotions involved and it's like the lines get blurred. But just remember that, like, don't invest all of your heart, like keep your walls up. If you know that this guy, like at the bottom graha is not gonna be the one that you end up marrying that.

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I think that's such a good point. So I don't know if that helps anyone, but like, just. Probably not. Probably not.

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Everyone's like, no, we don't do that. That's just you, you weirdo. Okay.

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So function of beauty, dot coms, large daddy. So men and women listening. I think this is like one of the biggest fucking topics. That's a and I wanted to talk about is fingering fucking a man's fingers, getting fingered the right way. Like, let's get into it. Vanna is over there. Horny. You're talking OK.

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Shit. It pisses me off. This is something more for guys because a lot of guys were dealing me. I was really surprised saying that they were taking notes from Los episode. And I was like, if you're gonna take any notes, please let it be this when you're fingering a girl. It's such a simple. But like, if you do it right, it literally just screams, I know what the fuck I'm doing. Yes. So what you do is you take your middle finger and your ring finger and you literally imagine that they're like glued together, like straight.

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Do not fucking bend them when you put them inside of her. Do not, like, curl them. You're literally just scratching the inside of her cervix. Don't curl them. Pretend that they're literally stuck completely straight. And what you do is like it's kind of like the motion when you use your hand and say, like, come here. Yes. You do that with just those two fingers. And I just kind of like flick upwards and you're just hitting her G spot perfectly.

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Like, you can go as deep as you want, but it literally feels so fucking good. And if a girl can squirt.

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This is how you're going to get her to squirt everybody.

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Did you hear that? Thank you. Thank you. Because the amount of I mean, I know I've talked about on the podcast before, like the men that are going in there and they're like, it's fucking hammer time.

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And they show off their fuckin fingers and there's so deep.

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And I'm like, I am, oh, hey, if you are good at fucking fingering your girl, it's, you know.

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So you literally like I've had a guy be not great at sex, but the way he fingered me in the beginning, I was like, hey, he fucks like a fucking man. Like it was like he knows what to do with my pussy, with his fingers. Imagine with his number, actually, because like, when a guy does this, it's like game fucking changer for me. Like when a guy goes to my pussy and he immediately does that, it hit your G spot perfectly.

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Then you're like K he knows what he's doing. I literally can't emphasize enough how important this is.

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Okay. Tell us your story about when you knew this was the move. Okay.

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So should I say it was my boyfriend a boyfriend now? Yeah. So my boyfriend of one of the first times I we hung out together, I remember I was going to let him fuck right off about obviously. Right. So he was like begging and I let him finger me. And I remember he fingered me like that. Like the way that I'm telling you guys to do it. And immediately in my mind, I was like, OK. He knows what the fuck he's doing.

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I remember I was fine back home the next day. The next weekend I was so horny and he was like, let me fire you out again. And literally, just because he fingered me that way, I was like, I'm down. Like, fly me out. I want to fuck because I was like, if he's doing that with his fingers, like he knows what the fuck to do with. Right. Right. Wait. Okay. The fact that you're saying that just about you when and you saw a guy and just the way he fucking fingered you literally, can you explain to them, like, what would your preference of, like the speed be?

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I was honestly trying to think of like a book to compare the two. Yeah. Because you're not going. I mean, as it progresses, you can start going a lot faster. Right. Right, right.

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But in the beginning, I feel like. Maybe follow your heart beat. Oh. Listen to your. Oh, and his colleague. No, I actually don't hate that. I'm like, holding my heart right now. Yeah, it's like a. It's slowish. It's like when you say like, come here. Come here, come here.

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That motion. Yeah. And then you can add it up. I think. Also a man, the goal, like all these men are like, I want to make a girl square. And it's like, OK, that is a very specific situation that you, first of all, can't put pressure on a woman to squirt. But if you want to get the closest you can to making her squirt, I really genuinely believe it's that type of fingering.

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Yeah. Now, let's get into a little bit with regard to fucking his fingers.

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Every woman we want to kind of talk to you. And I know this may be like dumbing it down a little bit, but I was reading a lot of comments and like I get it, there are some girls listening to this podcast that are like, what do I do when a guy fingers me, like, what am I supposed to be doing? So let's first talk about if you're sitting and a guy starts fingering you, you're like sitting on a couch, sitting on a chair.

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Savannah, what do you think you're going to be doing? I'm going to assume you're not going to sit there and stare. You're watching the TV. You're literally staring at the fucking TV or like just staring into his eyes just like, thank you so much.

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Like, no women. Now we're getting fingered. What are you doing? There's a couple different things that you can do. I think initially something like super hot is when you just kind of like roll your eyes back. Like, when he first puts it in, like, oh, fuck, that feels good. Because also, even if it's not feeling good, like initially right off the bat for you, when you kind of encourage the guy and you start like moaning a little like roll your eyes back, it's gonna make him want to make it feel better for you.

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It encourages him, especially if he it's like you're not touching his dick right away, like a guy gets turned on just seeing him. Pleasure you. So if he sees you so fucking into it, he's like, oh fuck.

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Like, I'm hard. Like, this is really fucking you want to like progressively get into it, like right off the bat. You're not going to start fucking screaming when you put your finger.

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So it's like ease into your moans if you're asking yourself on this podcast, hey guys, do I moan when I'm getting fingered. Yes, but you're not doing moans like you're you're getting fucked. It's almost like you can almost, like, keep your mouth closed most like you're like a. Yeah. Like you try to like keep it in almost like you're getting so horny that he's fingering you. And then slowly you can like, open your mouth to the moans being like a little bit more aggressive.

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You start making out with him obviously, like bite on his lip a little bit. I like to, like, suck the guy's tongue. Just give him a little sneak peek. Burton Like, his tongue's a little dick.

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That's kind of hot. We girls. Did you hear that? Hello.

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I mean, basically, obviously in the situation was always envisioning every part of his body being a big, tall, like big dick.

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Big toe. Is it me, Jerry? You just gotta stay so nasty. I hate that name. Sorry.

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So he's figured you if he stops for like a second you could just like grab his fingers and lick it like from the bottom to the top. Pretend it's his dick. Like you're sucking all your come off of him. I think that's so hot. I mean, listen, I know there are a lot of girls.

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It's like but I don't wanna taste my cell. Oh, stop. Stop it. Stop.

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Pull then. You know what? Just fucking clog your nose. Britney and fuck you. Don't take yourself. You have another situation you need to gynecologist. Literally. Like if you taste that bad guy. No, let's go now. No, I agree. You have to do it in the right way because I see some girls doing it where the guy's like like, oh my God, you're trying so hard. Like you're trying too hard. Like, don't like grab his hand and pull it out of.

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You are just shouting.

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That's good to eat tonight. He's like a bitch. Like I know you aren't like craving that right now. Yeah. Like you know. Oh my God. If I don't taste my pussy. You say like five minutes I'm going to die. No, but if he takes it out for a minute and you're making out with him or something, great. You can grab up his fingers and, like, put them in your mouth.

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And I almost prefer, like, sometimes when you're first getting started sitting down while he's fingering you, like you're sitting on the edge of the bed and he's like standing up because you're kind of like the little girl. You're like looking up a hand. And it's like saying, I mean, the fuck out of you. Tilt your head up, start making out with him, like, look him in the eyes and then you it's like perfect length to just grab his dick and start stroking it better, his pants.

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That is what I think one of the best like starting positions of sex. I also think another tip for when you're getting fingered girls touching your tits. I mean, that's like one of the best fucking things is if you're grabbing your own tits. Oh, my God. Girls like, I don't even have big tits. Don't care. You can delete those minus eight. I don't care. All visual, literally touching your titties that exists or don't exist.

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Don't fucking care today k. Sometimes I'll do it where I put my hand down on his hand too and like affect the. Read them that he's young. But you almost finger yourself with him. Yeah, that it can be so hot to a guy because you're, like, showing like, I'm so fucking into this. And this is where the fucking the fingers comes into play. And I single handedly thing this is one of the hottest things a girl can do in foreplay.

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One hundred percent. I was doing this position. You can bring up a position you would do it in. But like so I was laying on my stomach. And actually, it was interesting because this guy and I were like watching porn together and I was laying on my stomach and we were watching it and then he got up and he started fingering me from behind. So he starts fingering me and I'm like still watching the porn and I'm getting into it.

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And essentially what I started doing is grinding down on his fingers. He's fingering me that all of a sudden he's not fingering me anymore. I'm basically using his hands as like almost pretending it's like his dick. And I start fucking his fingers. And a man, when he sees you do this, is like he's like if she's doing that with my fucking fingers, imagine my dicks inside of her.

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Yes.

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And then I think I think this is one of the most underrated thing that girls can do. It's so simple. It's like if you're grinding on anything, you're basically grinding up and down. Even if you just grind side to side on his fucking fingers that you can go up and down or you can grind side to side or even just like grabbing his hand and like pushing it a little harder than. Yeah. A guy when he sees this is like, holy fuck, this bitch is so fucking horny.

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Yeah. What position do you feel like you do it in? I feel like it's usually when I'm on my back, if he's fingering me, I just get like super into it, just like start fucking his fingers back. Yes. I've gotten to the point where I got, like, so horny when he was finger me, I literally just like flipped over and just got on his face.

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It was literally just all in one motion, like his fingers were still inside of me. And I was just like, I can't take it anymore. Like, he wasn't touching my clit. So I just literally turned over and sat on his face.

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Savannah, that's good. Yeah. And it was so fucking hot. Like four days after I was just like having flashbacks of, like, me while I did that. Huh. Oh, we. Okay. So he said, you're on your back. He's fingering you. And he's what position is he in.

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He's kind of like like like kind of like on his side. Okay. Finger always flip the fuck. Oh yeah. And I literally just got so into it. I was just like fuck this. And just like turned over before he could even realize I was doing I was on his face.

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Okay. I think that every man is horny and I think every woman if you're. Maybe I don't want to say you're confused, but it's showing the man that you're like I am. I want to be such a fucking slutty horny ass bitch right now. Like, I can't take it that it's just your finger. Like, I'm ready to fuck already and it's just your fingers. And then a guy gets super into it. So, yeah, women.

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I think that's like huge. I do think you can do it while you're sitting if you're in a chair and he starts fingering you from the front. I do think you can almost do it. Put in more of like a grinding mode. Yeah.

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Brilliant. Hey, guys. Alex is telling me I have to leave you to leave that I'm so sad.

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I'm done with the daddy gang. No, forever. You're going to come back. We have 40 episodes this year. You're definitely to come back on. I mean, I think it's gonna be exciting, too. So think about it.

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Like when life opens up back in New York and we have a while does have a lot more.

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So I go on into some fucking. I feel like we didn't really spill tea on these past two episodes. It was more like talking sex and stuff. And I don't know if people would want. And so maybe that could be like season two.

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You can come back a little bit later in the year. I can get you a little bit more lube up, liquored up and make Savannah's fill all the fucking tea.

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It won't be that hard at all.

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Savannah, thank you so much for, like hanging out with us. I think your dad really enjoyed you. I hope you guys in. I hope you learn something. Thank you so much for, like, opening up and exploiting your life.

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Live with me. Nice to have someone occasionally come on and do with me and may not be alone.

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Thank you for having me. I love you guys so much. Thanks for listening.

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You guys know Roman, right? Well, guess what? He has a fucking sister and her name is Rory.

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Oh God. I Cragg myself up. Roman has literally their partner company, which is their sister company, which is the female version. And this is Rory. This has to do with taking care of your skin. If you guys are worried about your skin in any fucking way, you have dullness, redness, fine lines, acne, whatever it is, and you want to find the right treatment. It's fucking frustrating cause it's like, hey, can I get em?

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It's time. For a little thing, I like to call, you like to call.

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We all really fucking like to call it the coolest, Jim.

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Quiz, do you think, the key questions of the motherfucking wife? Bye bye. Oh, gosh, Jules. Oh, the motherfucking mark.

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Hey, guys, I'm fine.

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Oh, I'm so excited this week. I'm feeling extremely. I don't know, excited. I just like doing these things. I don't know about you guys. You're all like, fuck off my CEO's texting me like. So we just lost five hundred thousand listeners from that Questions of the Week segment. If you do that again, you're fired. I can't stop. I won't stop. I'm just kidding. I see you didn't see that. Can you imagine?

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I know a lot of people would like it to stop. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. I don't fucking care. It's my show. I can do it. The fuck I want. It's a lot of power and I feel like I only subjected lies to a little bit of torture. Just fucking relax. Hi, Daddy. Alex. What is your take on guys asking for head? Do you think it ruins the fun of it? If he's like, can you suck my dick or does it make it better knowing he wants it?

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Love you, sweetie. Thanks for everything. OK, that's a really good fucking question. Let me ponder that. Let me ponder that. I kind of hey, I gotta fucking hate it when a guy asks me to, like, do something and for play, like, right off the bat. Can you suck my dick? I would prefer him not to do that. I also feel like I'm always in a situation where I'm always fucked. I am just constantly giving blow jobs.

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So I kind of think that for me, I never have a guy. Big please. Because before you can ask, I'm like, I am literally finishing, like topping you off. Here we go to the back of the throat. We go. Here we go. No, but, um, I don't know. I think men right off the bat, if you're, like, sitting on the fucking couch and you're like, can you suck my dick?

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It's like a no fuck off. I think that's what it takes. Like the fun it takes like away the the spontaneity of the moment. And kind of like you hooking up and then letting the girl fucking figure it out for herself that she should go down fuckin town. But if you're mid fuck. I wouldn't hate if a guy was like, babe, suck my dick, because that's two different situations. If you're fucking and he's being aggressive and like dominant and telling you what to do.

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I like that. If it's were chilling on the couch and we're like making out for two seconds and he's like, Alexx, can you please suck my penis? No, no, Farquaad. I've literally never looked over the guy named Farquaad. But you get what I'm saying. It's like, no, David, I've never hooked up with David. I'm not going. I don't know whatever his fucking name is. No man. No man. I'm knocking his fucking suck your dick.

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And you know what? I was going to, but now I'm not going to because you literally asked me. I don't know. I think, guys, there's a time and place. So, yes. Two if it's mid sex. No. If it's like you're just chilling and like lightly hooking up girl literally just contemplate my life sometimes in bed. GIRL two We all I've been with my boyfriend for four years and God, I can't imagine life without him.

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He's my first boyfriend and I have a body count of one him LML. But at the same time I feel like I haven't fully lived my life to experience with guys. I know people say taking a break does jack shit and literally just means that it's over. So what the fuck do I do?

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Okay. I'm gonna voice my opinion on people that get into a relationship when they're younger, high school sweethearts or literally college post college, the first person you fuck is the person you end up with. If you are one of the people that are writing in to my podcast asking me what to do because you are freaking out that you've only been with your significant other. I would say take a break or break up with them. And I know some people are gonna get annoyed with that, but I don't care.

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You are too fucking young or even if you're not young, you have one fucking life. And if every fucking night you are going to bed, stress the fuck out because you have anxiety that you're only going to be with this one person, you didn't get to experience life, life. You're not getting to experience life. What the fuck are you doing? You're like imprisoning yourself. Like it doesn't mean you don't love them, but maybe you're going out to have a conversation with them and then it's up to them if they can handle it, that you need to go on a break and maybe you'll get back together.

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Maybe you won't, but then you won't be questioning yourself 24 fucking seven. Oh, my God. Should I have fucked another person? The answer is probably yes. And if you're having these internal feelings every night when you're going to bed, get the fuck out and go enjoy life and go experience. It doesn't mean you don't love him. But. Sometimes sex trumps all. If if I had a boyfriend that had only had sex with me, I know I'm a crazy bitch.

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And like, can get jealous at times, but I don't know, like, if your partner is rational and you've only fucked one person, especially if they've fucked other people. I kind of think it's a conversation you need to have and like maybe they'll be understanding. Probably fucking hot. But like, we can hope. And then if they're not, come back to me, I'll give you advice. So before the whole world shut down, I was fucking this dude from my college.

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But then we both had to move home like eight hours away from each other. And now we don't talk that much. But sometimes he'd drunk blows up my phone just like normal talking, not anything sexual. What does this mean? Like, is he just too pussy to talk sober? I usually wouldn't care, but it's the best dick. So like no one. I think this is a really fucking good sign for you, girlfriend. I can only imagine I have the same situation and I'm not even in college.

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The amount of people that sex lives were extremely fucked from this pandemic. Listen, I'm not being insensitive. I'm just fuckin stating the facts. Obviously, everyone, we want to live and we want to like fuckin social distance everything. But at the end of day are our sex lives are fucked unless you're fucking quarantining with your significant other and then you hate them by now. So we're all just fucked. It's a very weird time. I can imagine so many college students listening to this podcast.

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Your sex life has been extremely affected and your relationships with your hookup buddies from college have been extremely affected. But the fact that this guy is drunkenly reaching out to you, I think is a great fucking sign. It's not that he's too pussy to talk to you when he's sober. I think this is the thing.

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Men don't really like talking very often. Like, I know guys like to text. But then it when once it fades out, it's like, OK, what the fuck do you have to text about? I'm gonna go play video games. I'm gonna go hang out with my boys, or unfortunately he's gonna go fuck a girl that's like in his in his day. But if he's texting you while he is drunk, that means that when he is drunk and you're saying it was the best dick ever.

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He's remembering you. He's thinking of you and his fuckin drunken state and he is texting you. The fact that you guys haven't seen each other is a great fucking sign that that man, wherever the fuck he is in the country and you're on the other opposite side of it, is still thinking about you. If I were you, I would keep it at that. Almost just to keep the communication very, very, very light. But still, like, open, because that way, when you guys do go back to college, you guys still are kind of connected.

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But you're not forcing the conversation because like I said, in quarantine, all these people are forcing conversation. And then what happens at the end of quarantine? You're like, hey, I'm bored with you. Onto the next. And that's the last thing you fucking want. If I were you, I think you keep letting him fucking blow you up, maybe occasionally, like, leave him on red when he's drunk, like, answer once and then leave him unread for the rest of the night, like say something kind of nasty.

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You could almost kind of get nasty with it even if he's not being sexual. And you could just drop like a little like say something. And along the lines of letting him know that, like you just like were you just had a moment where you were reminded by his dick and like, you're gonna go masturbate and then he's going to tax do something. And sometimes what I do is literally leave your conversation with that guy just open. So when he's texting you, it's just going to keep saying you're reading it, you're reading it, you're reading it.

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And then he's like, did this bitch, like, leave her phone in the fucking corner of the room? Yes. And I'm fucking my pussy while my phone's over there. Sorry I don't have time. So then that may drive him crazy and then who knows, maybe it will lead to a follow up conversation the next day. Okay. This is one for the ladies. Okay, so I'm thinking of getting a breast reduction. I know. Why would I want smaller boobs?

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But they've been disproportionate my whole life and I know I would feel a lot more confident with this change anyways. Question is, do guys care about this? There are some scars after surgery that fade over time. But I was wondering your take on it and if this is something in any way that could be a turnoff, slash something guys would comment on. Love your podcast. Okay, here's my thought. I think you should do whatever the fuck makes you happy.

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The fact I don't even want to, like, answer the rest of this question, other than the fact that you just said that you feel you would be more confident with this change, do it. Absolutely fucking do it. If if it's going to be something that you're like I will be more confident in, I will be happier looking at my body like, I'm sorry, but when you're going to fuck and take a shower and you're feeling good about your fucking body and you're staring at yourself in the mirror, is there any fucking better feeling?

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I don't give a fuck if a man is like, well, she's hot when you are by yourself in your room if you feel. Comp loser. But no, it's true, it's like if you feel confident with your with your self, then it radiates outside of your fucking bedroom or your bathroom when you're looking years old, where you take shower. So if this is going to be something like maybe when you're getting on top of guy and you're having sex, maybe you haven't been as confident to get on top because like you're saying like, oh, my my boobs are disproportionate, whatever, Ebola.

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So if you want to get thought that breast reduction and it's going to make you more confident not just for sex, but just for your life. Do it if a guy is freaked out by fucking scars key. I'm freaked out by your wrinkly, smelly fucking balls, but you don't hear me complaining when I'm fucking putting those things in my mouth. So just, you know. Yeah.

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OK, OK. This was kind of interesting. This girl wrote and was like, Hello, Father. Weird question.

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Never a weird question. Is it hot when you want a guy to come inside you to say, get me pregnant during sex? My friend does it all the time and her boyfriend loves it. But I'm not sure how I feel about it. Thoughts? By the way, the show's amazing. Thank you. So here's the thing.

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Get me pregnant. It's I think it's a very simple answer. If that is your boyfriend of a long time and a good time, then if that's your relationship. And yet backroad, clearly the boyfriend likes it all power to her. Continue to say it.

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However, I don't want anyone listening to this podcast to get it fucking twisted and be like, oh my God. Alex said it was kind of hot when you look at a guy in your mid. But can you, like, give me pregnant? No fucking code red motherfuckers. No. Here's the thing, men. That's the last thing they want to fuckin do usually. So, yeah, if you're in like a Karriem Brad relationship and we're going to get married soon and hold hands and fucking knock out a good 12 fucking kids, that's fine.

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But for everyone listening to this podcast, the majority of you. I'm gonna go ahead and say, don't ever look at a fucking man in black. Get me pregnant. Just not that. Just the move. It's just not it's just not the groove. It's just not the vibe. It's just not. It's never. It's not. And we're not doing it. We're not doing it. You're on color, Daddy. I know in a relationship I had I had him come inside me and not all the time.

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But, you know, there's some fuckin special occasions. Like maybe it was a nice fucking shiny Tuesday and I was in the mood to get my fuckin pussy cream pie. I don't know. But I would just say, like, I think if you want to do a milder version of it and see how he reacts, like I will be sexting him and maybe I'll say something like, oh, my God, like I want you to fill my pussy up.

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And then when we're fucking when we were in a relationship, you can be like baby, like I want you to fill me up. Like, I think they'd be so hot because it is fucking hot. But it's also irresponsible.

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And I'm not taking responsibility for any fucking people that are getting pregnant. K you make the fucking rules, put a condom on. Don't get on birth control. Don't. But just don't get pregnant and don't ask him to get you pregnant because if you ask him to. Why do I feel like that's really fucking bad karma. It's like a joke. At first I get me pregnant and then you're like I feel really noxious and then you are fucking pregnant and like, I just I don't know.

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I just don't think, at least for me right now, not the fucking move. Don't want to be pregnant right now. Get a lot of other things to do, like fuck and host a sex podcast. So Daddy gang. Hello. Are you guys there? I think that's it for this week. Guys, we have really, really sick merch, which is really exciting. I, I think for a very long time I've wanted to release a lot of merch and there were just things that were preventing that from happening.

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Finally, finally, finally, I'm so fucking excited. I literally that my number one person that I'm texting is the merch woman, her bar stool, and I'm designing everything. So everything you guys see on the caller Daudi site right now, the goal is I said I want to make sure that every single thing on the call her daddy merch store site I would wear. So if you guys want to shop, shop around the town, you guys just go to barstool sports dot com and then just look for color her to go to store and then just go to call her daddy and get yourself some merch.

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If not, I'll just go fuck myself. That's totally fine too. I do it all the time. Nothing new to see here. All right, Daddy.

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Gang, I fucking love you guys so fucking much. It literally means me at times. Anyways, I love you guys so much. I will see you guys around town. Uptown. Downtown. Middletown, underground. Oh. But more importantly, you know the fuckin drill by now.

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I will see you fuckers. Next one.

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Six.