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What is up daddy gang? It is your single father, Alex Cooper. We call her dad. Holy fucking shit.
What the fuck is up, Daddy? I think it is your founding father. Good.
Gone for another episode of Call her mother fucking daddy. Hello.
Hi, how are you all doing? The L.A. traffic this morning, let me tell you, cruising down the freeway, you're all like, shut the fuck up, bitch. Don't even think for a second you're getting away with this one with a full. I do a full and I don't even acknowledge the title Daddy Motherfucking Gang. Welcome back to the show. Am I click baiting all of you right now? Are you getting click baited? Last week I left you guys with a huge cliffhanger.
I told you guys Mr. Sexy Zuman was returning from London and I had a decision to make. And then you saw on social media. I was heading to the airport that Monday night. And a lot of you were damning me saying, Alex, is this your ass fleeing the state? You're going to Vegas. You're going to tell them you're going to Miami, you're fleeing your emotions, you're staying single and you're fucking throwing all away and you're going to fucking rage.
Or are you on your way to the airport to pick up Mr. Sexy Zuman?
Daddy getting all of call her daddy, I have been single and single, has worked for me single, works for the show. I like being single, I enjoy being single. It's in my blood. It is in my veins.
So when all of you are wondering what decision I made, what do you think I decided? What were you all thinking I was going to do? If you guys know me at all, you know that I will never settle down unless the man is worth it.
Mark your fucking calendars, bitches, because your single father is officially changing her Facebook status from single to in a god damn relationship.
Your girl has a boyfriend and oh, did it take a fucking village to get here? But baby, we fucking did it. Oh, we did it all. We did it. Baby, not only do I have a boyfriend, you have a boyfriend. I'm just kidding. I on philanthropical sort of daddy gang was with me during this entire excursion and when I got by choice for once. Yes. No I basically looked at Lauren, I said, listen, get in, get your out of here today.
We're going shopping bitches. No, get in. We're going to get Alex a fucking boyfriend. Let's bring them all the way back to the morning of Monday to your pure anxiety attack.
It was glorious. I woke up that morning saying I officially about to change my relationship status and I'm shitting my fucking pants the whole day. I was telling Lauren, you're going to come to the airport with me. And Lauren kept looking at me.
Things like why, why, why, why? Why do I need to be there? You're like this. He doesn't he's not going to want me there. And I'm like, No, but I want you there, Daddy. When we woke up on that Monday morning and I called Mr. Sax's demands assistant, I'm going to give you the whole breakdown of the fucking day because it is pretty fucking glorious. I woke up and I called his assistant. I said, listen, I know Mr.
Sexy Zoo man has a nice driver picking him up a nice big, bald, burly man.
And then I want to come in looking like a goddamn dainty little flower.
So thin, so fit, so beautiful. Oh, those fucking greens. You said, well, get me going. I was ready. I'm like, I need to fucking pick him up. So I tell him I tells assistant cancel the driver. Big Al's coming to town. And so I'm planning on showing up and I want to do the not the clock. I want to do the sign and I want to do a sign like he's going to be looking for his driver.
He thinks I'm going to be at his house or my house. We're going to be meeting up after. And Big Al's coming through and I'm going to show up with a sign that says, fuck me right now. Fuck me in the ass. Let's do it, baby. Anal or not. Oh, no.
I was wanted to get there and put his last name, but I'll just say Mr. Sexism and so Mr. Blah, Blah, Blah, a.k.a. it, I say my boyfriend let this bitch know I'm all in baby. OK, so I finally like Lauren. It's time to go. We get in the car Lauren still can't.
Child looks on like baby you're not jumping out of here.
We're in it. You're in it. Let's go. I continue to not want to be the runaway bride. Lauren was like, I didn't think you were actually serious. I'm like, get it? Don't worry. I created a whole new playlist like Boyfriend Girlfriend by one on one getting you in the right mindset.
So we start driving to the airport. I'm so fucking nervous because I've I've never done I wanted to go all out. I've never done cute shit like this. I've never been like officially making a grand gesture to be like, hi, I'm your fucking girlfriend.
And so there I am pulling up to LAX. And there I am like, why the fuck am I here?
Like, I really hate you. Lauren, stay with me. I need you to hold my hand in there.
So we get to L.A. and I drag you out of the car. I'm sweating. I'm sweating bullets. I'm uncomfortable. I don't know what to say. All of a sudden, I forget my last name. I forget who he is. We get there.
We go up to the part where the driver, driver or the driver stand. I'm standing next to all these men in you.
I am looking like this hot fucking piece of ass ready to get wifed up. And I'm standing there and I'm standing there. And a few times I look at Lauren like these the sign stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm second guessing everything. I'm like, this is so fucking stupid. Let's just go home. Let's call the driver, switch it back. Like, let's go. I'm like, you leave these doors, I slash our time. You get in there.
I'm like, shit, we we need this. We need this.
So I'm standing there sweating under boob, sweat pants, sweat that sweat nothing.
You know what? You got that one.
I was swarmed by maroon through. And there he is. Makes eye contact with me and he just walks over to me, picks me the fuck up, I'll spare you guys another audio erotica. It was fucking hot.
And let me just say that swamp ass turned right way different to a different type of wet baby.
And then there was just me in the corner where I'm alone, but waiting alone. Jerk, you know, so creepy. Oh, it was great. It was a great moment. I was it. I am really happy for you.
Yeah. As much as you were joking, you were happy. Right. You just went and just wait it out right now. It was a great fucking moment. It was cool to be like, oh damn. When I showed up it was dope to be like shit. In that moment I knew, damn, I definitely made the right decision. And he was like, I cannot fucking believe you guys are here. He's fucking pumped. And we look at him and we say, it's only getting better.
It's kind of fucking rage.
So we're all got we're driving, we're driving. And Laura and I are like, giddy. And he's like, what the fuck could be happening? What is going on? Well, little does he know or did I explain to you what is going on and what this man is going to walk into. I approached Lauren and I said, Lauren, I want to do something pretty extravagant, weird, weird. I am weird and I like to do weird shit when I'm dating guys.
I think it's funny and it's just my humor. And so he he will get it. I said to Lauren, I want to throw him I want to throw him a baby shower themed party.
And I said, we're going to at a rave element. So a baby shower ring.
I love how you didn't even like question me. Like that's weird. You didn't even ask why I said beautiful, but let's add the rave. Yeah. I want to deejay how we got to take it up a notch. So I'm like, oh my God, it's brilliant.
A baby shower rave classic like a classic go to. Nobody's going to be confused walking into this party. Like what is the thing, what's happening here. So Lauren and I like a few days before we get on Amazon, go, hand, go. Hey, let's kind of like walk them through when you walk into this house. This is what Mr Sax's you man walked into on his arrival back from London. You walk in, you immediately start coughing up along because you're walking through the dense fog from the fog machine.
We bought Turbo Mode, Turbo Mode, we got a fog machine. Then he steps onto the red carpet. Yes, we got a fucking red carpet. It's on his grass. It's nice little lead up. And then he you walk onto the red carpet, we check his I.D. check.
This gave him the wristband boom VIP wristbands, and then we got the crowd control dividers, you know, because, you know, wasn't me popping off. Everyone's going to hear about this would be the hottest baby shower of all of L.A. And we had to keep we have to keep the people out is a really exclusive big deal for you. And I want us to be intimate in private.
It's going to be the biggest baby all rave and we got to keep it. All of that was beautifully said. Thank you. So we got I got you. If you guys don't know what a crowd control thing is, it's like, yeah, Google it. The little red rope that they let the VIPs in.
So with the three people at the party, we threw through the fucking crowd controlled area and then we got five men, silhouette, paparazzi. Hey, boom, boom, boom. Mr Sexy, zoom in and I we pose for the pic Lauren runs over. She thinks the fucking big. Oh my gosh. Who's that new hot couple. Oh my God. The new debut of Mr. Sexy. Zoom in on that color daddy's lot. Then you turn to your left, you pan you see the cool and what is in the pool.
We have lights everywhere with these pool ball things that we got. Oh, strobe lights. Yes. Oh, our strobe lights. Yes, we got to. Yes, because if we're not sneezing, we're not doing it right.
We want to be so blackout sneezing. We're it's a full rave. We have sunglasses, we have pacifiers. This is where it gets a little confusing. And then you Panjsher left. And aside from like the deejay booth that Lauren is spinning, we got the. It's a girl. Yeah. Balloons.
Oh, like we were so thoughtful for the small baby shower details.
We have napkins that say like it's a girl. We had the pacifiers, we had little streamers that say it's a girl. I got some of these like cubes that build up the word baby.
Then they're pink. And so, as you can tell, we have a full vlog coming out of this. And you guys, we all visualize what we're talking about when I don't know why you can't visualize a baby shower rave, though, like it's not really hard to visualize. It's the most confident go to for a rave and most come and go to for a baby shower. So, Daddy King, as you can tell, we had a lot of fun with this lawn and I went above and beyond.
It's been a shit ton of money. And we were like, let's fucking go all out. And again, like I said, I wanted to do this for him. His face, when he open the fucking door, got blasted by the smoke machine and stepped onto the red carpet. He was like, I don't even know what his his expression was. Pure shock, like one, what did you do to my house? But then two, are you pregnant?
And then three, this is fucking it all in one lady Chitty Chitty Chitty Baby. And I did it. Even think about it like pregnancy scare, which Lauren was like later on, she was like, that was a perfect little like your last manipulation tactic all the way, say, or does he run? He thinks you're pregnant, right?
He loved it. He's like, really? I'm like, oh, so we basically guys, we start we had the best fucking night. We had to go to the night we did.
It was like one of those nights where one when the police come, OK, I was getting there. Lauren. Yes. As we were having an amazing time.
The cocktails are flowing, the sexual energy is so slow and the little treatment has changed our entire show, the vinos flow with the boys and Mr. Sexy Juman. And the sexual tension is crazy, too, because I feel like in that moment, I don't know. I was like, oh, man, I want to fuck because it's like he's now officially my boyfriend. There's something hot about it. Lauren's there.
She's getting wrapped into the deejay booth and blasting the music louder than I should out. I got the blow horns going and I think I overdid it a little bit trying to set the scene for you guys because we got a noise complaint and the police came to me on a Monday night. I want you guys to envision Lauren McMullen in the left corner as Mr. Sexy Zumanity in the hot tub. Lauren has these big headphones on in his fake spinning, no swishing beats.
You just had their iPhone and she is pretending to deejay while giving us, like, our little moment in the hot tub together and all of a sudden the doorbell rings.
Officially, I mean, don't worry, tightest security here, I got it all tonight, I'll handle this for at least for two seconds. Come back and let's pretend his name is like John. She's like John Misr. Sexy do man. Please come handle. You were like, what's going on, Daddy King? The the police showed up, which now I honestly at that moment was like misr sexism. And now this is two times in less than two minutes.
He's like, you officially are going to cause me my job, my home, my reputation.
Yeah, but I was like, it's totally fine. Maybe because it's an outdoor party. So Altura, where I'm bumpiness and like the neighbors are like, oh, like, I love this, but it's a Monday. It's a Monday. So you can't deny and be suspended.
Dude, you're awesome.
Let me know. So Lauren's on one and Mr. Sexy Man goes to the door and he basically the police say that we wanted to come check in because we got a few complaints that there was a party and you arranger, baby shower, baby shower Reija and we wanted to double check that you guys aren't breaking the leg.
What is it.
covid like to L.A.. Like large gathering reception.
It's like they basically thought we were having like a 50 person like break which Mr. Sexy Zuman had to uncomfortably say, you know what sir, to your surprise, there's actually three people here and I'm so sorry about the disturbance. We will tone it down. I'll get that deejay in control. He was like, oh, wow, there's three people in there. We said, yeah, there's three people in there. And we'll we'll turn it down.
Yeah, he said, totally fine. Totally fine. Thank you very much. Look very perplexed, unsure of how three people could be making that much noise. As Mr. Sexiest Man closes the door, he realizes Mr. Sitesi do mind has a pacifier.
What are these people doing? It was like a weird vernae, like it has me and you. And he really hired us for the night.
So that was our night. It was amazing. And I you guys will be able to see it fully on a vlog. We only posted a couple of things on social media that night, that night, because we really want to fully give you the experience. We want to allow you to rave with us. Visuals included.
Yes. On a YouTube video that will be coming soon. But overall, guys, I can proudly say I successfully kicked off night one being in a relationship with a bang.
No fights, no crazy behavior, only in the bedroom, wink, wink.
Well, Big Al, I'm sorry to take you off your high horse, but we got to get real for a little bit.
We got to bring it down. Yeah.
I don't want to go downtown because this wasn't easy for you and it was in fact very hard for you. And I think we need to explain to people why. And I think in order to do that and make that clear to people, we're going to have to take a little walk.
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Yes, I agree. That's something I have not specifically talked about on the show because there's no I felt like there was no room for that narrative it took. I think in the beginning of the show there, it was still growing, so it was weird to address it in the middle of it, like, hey guys, the show's gotten really big, but now I feel comfortable enough. And it would be weird if I avoid saying it like this podcast is one of the biggest podcasts in the world.
My life has changed forever in the most amazing way. It gives me chills like every single one. Listening to the podcast, you've literally changed my life.
But naturally with that, my dating life has significantly changed. No shit. You're no longer just Alex Cooper.
You're the call her daddy girl. And I think it was hard navigating how not to let that person take over your relationships and not let that person drive and control your relationships. So the first thing that jumped to my mind was, were you terrified to tell your audience that you have a boyfriend? Yes. Yeah, I was going to say yes and no, yes, because I think I am I am very well known as being this crazy girl that has all these crazy, crazy dating experiences.
She's never going to get tied down like she's this is the this is the show. And at the genesis of this show, it was genuine. I was this crazy, psychotic girl.
Oh, you were wild young, college high all the way back to high school. Like, I've always been wild up until like a few months ago. Yeah. Yeah. And so for over 100 episodes, I've been out of my fucking mind and I loved every second of it. And that's why it worked. That's why I think the show worked so well and got so big is because you can tell we were being genuine and I am being genuine.
I think in the past few months I've started to realize what's in front of me with Mr. Sexy Zuman, and I started to have a little bit of both internal crisis of one. What do I want?
And to. What's best for the show? And. I feel like I. Pride, my like I love this job, this this show is my life, and so I'm not going to lie to everyone listening. Like, of course it ran through my head, like, are people not going to love the narrative that I have a boyfriend? Are people going to think Alex Cooper went soft? Yeah. Is always everything she's ever said now goes to shit because now she's got a boyfriend.
How is it going to be boring? Well, I don't know. They are boring.
I'm like, so the throat fuck situation last week wasn't enough for you guys? No, but like, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it was a bit terrifying.
Like, I'm like I've been so real with them since day one. To the thought of telling you guys I had a boyfriend, yes, whiskery. Initially, the minute I opened up last week, shitting my fucking pants, telling you guys about this situation, I was taken aback how. Unbelievable, the daddy gang was in just being like this, you got to fucking go for this. I didn't anticipate the feedback to be so geared towards go for it.
I was ready for bed.
She'd be like, oh, Alex fucking Cooper, don't fucking leave us, bitch.
Like, what are you fucking doing? And I think maybe that's also because as much as I've grown sorry, I'm like going on a little rant here, but I'm realizing I didn't think about this until this moment.
I think as much as I've grown, your audience has grown to the daddy going with me. And so we've played the narrative. Alex Cooper, you all know I can walk into a room and I know how to manipulate and I can be a fuck girl and I could do X, Y, Z, and I can give great head whatever.
The one thing I don't know how to really do is have a healthy relationship with a man and be in a full, committed relationship. I think it'll be refreshing to see you telling people I don't have the answers anymore. I don't know. And you're on this journey with me, right? Yeah. Let's go even deeper. I think oh, yeah. I think the show at times and I think the show has been a security blanket for you. And I think you know what I mean by that.
Yeah, I'm just coming to that realization this week, I'm like, yeah, I know what you mean because I just figured it out last week, the blanket and the whole, like, security blanket thing.
I think you I know you mean that the show has made it easier in a way, for me to have this, like, tangible out and fully embrace the sexual character and then fully push away intimacy and a relationship.
I have you. I have used the opportunity to push men away. More because of the show, but I have done this prior to the show, but the show allowed me a heightened version, like a grand fucking scale, and it was like the best fucking out I've ever had. Like, I did it to Slim Shady and door number three on a heightened scale. It was like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, I can't right now. Like, I got the show.
I've got to focus on my work, blah, blah. And really, I think what it was is it was just a tangible excuse for me to use an out and allow me to not focus on the other reasons as to why aren't you emotionally committing to anyone, not only emotionally connecting? Why aren't you at least allowing yourself to emotionally just be vulnerable with men and to everyone listening?
That's why I'm trying to do this episode. You're probably wondering, like, why the fuck do you have intimacy issues? Why do you have commitment issues? Like what happened was wrong? Because usually something happened in your past or whatever to make you feel that way.
And all I can say right now is it's. An ongoing journey, and I'm still unpacking it, but through therapy, I've been able to realize that. It's been very difficult for me to weave intimacy in others in a more emotionally connected way after you just kind of sharing this internal struggle that you've been going through.
I think it's about to come full circle.
And let me put you in the hot seat for a second. Here we go. Let me ask the burning question, OK? Why the fuck are you so obsessed with athletes? What is it? It's like it's so funny because even in college, people like, OK, she's a full cleat chaser. And I remember I had so the rightfully so. Right. It's like ultralow.
Yeah. Relax. Yeah. Maybe pick up a doctor. That's all my nana used to say to me. She's like, why not. You seem like it's her field in your way.
Literally what I what anything. Clits skate's wet. Relax bitches.
I remember the first narrative before I got into therapy. I tried to equate, which still is a narrative that does hold true surface level narrative surface.
Lets start surface level. Yeah. Because that's all I am at first. Okay. Until I got into therapy basically I've, I've talked about this before but I idealize these men from such a young age. My dad worked in the NHL, I grew up around these men. So I saw these guys as like the head honchos. I'm sure girls that have doctors as dads, you're like, I want to date the brain surgeon. Well, unfortunately, I got the fucking idiots on the ice.
Dad, he screwed you over. You are. But literally how many problems, Daddy? Problems. But that way. But now we're in therapy now. Barkeeper. So what's the deeper reason?
OK, because of the way and again, maybe in less than a year I'll really have cracked this code because I'm really starting to like like search through my childhood and shit that I went through that would make me I am this way.
But yeah, to to reiterate, like, that's a process that you get into therapy and it takes like months, years to figure out, like some of these answers start remembering things that you forgot and you're like, oh fuck in your therapy is like, yeah, let's hone in on that. So what did what did you learn? I realized that through this whole theme of like wanting to be independent, not have an emotional stake in the game, not wanting to be vulnerable, not wanting to be hurt.
When you think of any man on this planet who screams more emotionally unavailable but physically available than a fucking athlete, I looked at these men and I was like, that's it. I'm not they're not emotionally going to be one. And if I said, I don't want to be emotionally and tied and this played perfectly into the theme, that was my life so far, reject intimacy, reject emotional vulnerability and lean into the sexual side of things. The chase the game, start having fun, date these guys, try to get them and and and lean into just playing the game instead of actually, like getting hurt and being emotional and having an actual deep relationship.
And we can't even just gloss over that. Your first entanglement with an athlete was like a Red Sox player who had just won a Super Bowl, like a Red Sox player that I just want to see.
Could you tell she doesn't give a fuck about sports? Can you tell that Lauren doesn't like to fuck athletes and she's the one that's with the brain surgeon? OK, OK, bottom line. Bottom line, you haven't been exposed for the porn on this. Very few thousand bodies for Universidad Garns like and then like he won a Super Bowl from the Red Sox. Honestly, I've never heard of it. He is a fucking triathlete up in this bitch. I understand what you're saying.
Thank you. Bye bye. Love you.
It worked so well, but he warped your perception of dating moving forward. Complete fucks you up. He fucked me up. Winning the Super Bowl took me so far. I was like, I thought you were a baseball player. You're also on the Patriots. Oh, shit. No, you're right.
He got the whole Red Sox player thing was the craziness we never seen. It was, you know, his and my relationship was the craziest thing. I unintentionally met this guy in a bar. It just happened like I was there with my friend. I'll never forget. I was I was in Johnny's bar. Shout out people in Boston. I'm in the basement of Wes and Johnny's. There's Bruins players there.
I'm like, whoa, what's happening? How do you like do you like find my football players like you are in the room. She's like, football is an app I don't have. You know, you could just tell like you could do. Oh, you're right.
And there he was and he walked up to me. And ever and ever since then it was like, whoa. And so I got it. I love how you also use the word entanglement here in entanglement. Jada Smith shout out. It changed my fucking life. Who's the biggest fuck boy? He had just won a World Series that year. And prior I didn't give a fuck about baseball. My dad didn't raise me watching. I didn't either. I remember it was actually pretty funny, an anecdote I was sitting in my it was my sophomore year or my freshman, my sophomore year dorm, and I called my parents like sophomore year.
I'm like, oh, my God, Mom. It's like the craziest thing. Like there's a riots in Boston right now. Like, this is so wild. Like it's so cool going to like school in a city. And my mom was like, Alex, the Red Sox just won the World Series. It's not a riot. It's a fucking parade. And I'm like, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Because at the time I only give a fuck about hockey because my dad then finally I was like, oh, open the world were very narrow minded, totally narrow minded.
I didn't know that there was a World Series. And so I probably at that point thought it was super awesome. So that I'm OK. You no, but when I look no. But in all seriousness, when I look back on this man, this is the whole thing of going to Boston and being in college in Boston. My life was forever changed. Like my friends that went to Penn State. They're not going out to the bars. And there's the Patriots, the Bruins, the Red Sox and whatever to oh, the Celtics.
I never finished the basketball guys. Can you tell? So when I got to Boston immediately my sophomore year, I'm fully dating a Red Sox player and I'm out of my fucking league. I met this man. He's thirteen years older than me and was the biggest fuck boy on the planet. And I started to realize, like, this is so fun. Like, this is again, not that I'm saying I'm like a mental psycho, like I was in college.
I don't want to fool you were doing some really cool shit.
I was like, pretty jealous, like from Tulane. Like it was you were like sending me pictures like sidelines like at the Red Sox game, like going to the locker room after like I just had a sick frat party.
No. And that's the thing. I think I this is not me. I don't want to come off like I'm bragging.
I'm genuinely saying I think any college girl that got dumped, I would visit you and I'd be like, oh, my gosh, it was dope. Yeah. I got to bring all my friends.
We'd go to the games like it was a cool lifestyle. And I think I kind of kind of it was so random that it happened. Yeah. I was at a bar at the right time. He came up to me and it was like, whoa, it was the first professional athlete I had ever met in my life before in a romantic way.
And it like burst the call her daddy mindset 1000 percent. This man was the epitome of making fucking money, driving his fucking Aston Martin.
I'm in his penthouse after my fucking last class of the day before I go to practice, like I was in shock and all I knew was I don't want to lose this and that birth, the mindset of I need to get my fucking game up and I do whatever it takes to keep this like whatever it takes.
And that kind of was if it if it makes any sense now, like it was intoxicating and exhausting and and heartbreaking at times. I am so I'm not proud to say I'm will be vulnerable enough to say I was walked all over, I was treated like shit. I was so fucking out of my league. And this man was the epitome of the playboy. He open truly my eyes to some of the most psychotic, intense games that were possible to be played in a relationship.
And I think having that be my first experience. So young in college. Fucking with this dude that was way ahead of me in terms of like dating and girls and all this shit, I after that spun the pain and the manipulation. That I was at the hand of that I was at the hand of of this guy and I flipped what he had put on me. To every athlete I then encountered after that, and it was working really well for a while, it was great.
I was like, I know I was sad when I was with this dude, but my God, thank you, because it's like he, like, put me through a fucking training course. I know that sounds so fun when they're lying.
Manipulation, Boot Camp 101. I went through whatever the Red Sox are like doing over there. I went through that training camp and I came out not really alive, but then I started meeting younger guys because again, this guy was 13 years older than me. So then I started meeting younger athletes like, oh, you took the big leagues to the minors. You know, we we never fuck with the moderates aren't like, oh, I read about it.
But then I met, like, in the big leagues, the major leagues, the major leagues, dude. But then I met like a Slim Shady who was in his 20s. He hadn't been in the fucking MLB for how many years, this guy. So then I was like, oh, this is working. This is working. But this and then but then I was doing this with many athletes and I don't mean like starting after them, like finding them.
I know you had an app. You know, I had a secret app for the office around Boston and shot them in both them. No, I was like I got I was doing this. I had success. And I was like dating around. They were like all over Boston.
But I got to go to Boston. What's in the water there?
But then my life fucking took a screeching halt.
Door number three walked through that door and put you in your place and sat you the fuck down, turned my whole fucking life upside down.
Yeah, because I've never publicly said this. I've never said this on the podcast.
Door number three is a professional athlete. I think the people might know I think they're looking CIA out that knows everything. Every athlete I've ever met, hooked up with David has been exactly kind of what I thought they were going to be. And then when I met door number three. My entire life was like like I was like, what, why hold up, buddy, hold on. Trying to introduce feelings here? Yeah, it was like door number three.
He did all the preliminary, like, classics of like, oh, I'll get your flight and I'll fly you here and you'll go into the hotel, we'll meet.
And then on top of that, he was way more than that. It was so different and it freaked me out because it opened a door that I had never opened or explored. Hence why he's called door number three. It was like a whole different dimension.
And I think this whole emotion like vulnerability. Intimacy. Yes.
Side of you that I had not explored or experienced and I didn't know if I was even interested in it, I would.
I don't think you were interested in. Well, you're going to learn. I wasn't. But like, it was shocking at first.
And throwing you under the bus here, putting you on the spot. What's it throwing up your busting up your spot?
I don't think that's is busting up your spot. Busted down, bam. Oh, I'm up. Blowing up your spine. Blowing up your spot right now. Yeah. So this is round one with door number three.
How did round one with door number three end. Hmm hmm. I fucked him over and left him for Slim Shady. Tell me more. Explain to me a little more detail. Like, it makes me so fucking sad, this story, I. Met him my junior year of college. Everything was going great with door number three, I was kind of having a panic attack.
Being like, this guy is too good, older than you, older than me.
So, like, wanting to move a little faster than you, not even pressuring me, moving faster, just like emotionally, being way more advanced and deep and just being out there with his emotions, being honest with concept, being honest and open. I had met Slim Shady before door number three. We had a quick little stint and ended because he lied about some shit.
And I was like, hey, I'm done with you. Met door number three.
We were like five, six months into this relationship and now it's senior year. Of college and Slim Shady comes back into my life. I. Was feeling stressed about door number three, he had told me he loved me, he was everything I could have imagined, and Slim Shady came back into the picture and this sounds so fucked up, but I'm just going to say it and we'll unpack it. When Slim Shady came back. I ran right back to him and I left door number three and I told juror number three.
I'm not ready for a relationship, and a month later, he had to see in the tabloids and on the Internet that I was fully in a relationship with someone in the same in the same exact profession as him. Very publicly, very publicly.
I chose to leave and run to Slim Shady because. He was running was he was surface level, he was a liar, he was a cheater, he was in New York. I was about to graduate college. Juror number three wasn't in New York. I wanted to move to New York. Slim Shady was going to be in New York. It was convenient. It was perfect. It was a social setting. I immediately could jump right into. It was easy, convenient, but also it was exactly what I was so freaked out by.
Number three, Slim Shady didn't offer me the comfort and the security that door number three did. It was all surface and I bolted right to it. And now I'm unpacking this one because I can't blame the show for this one. This was prior to the show with both of these men. I did this wow, you called yourself out there? Yeah, yeah, I knew you were to go there. I did this. I took the words right out of my mouth.
Yeah, I did.
I basically left door number three for Slim Shady.
And and that was just me at the time, like that was Alex Cooper, I saw intimacy turn right around and I don't love that.
It really in hindsight now, when I look back, that I think why I have such a hard time talking about it because. I know how much I hurt. Such a good person to then leave and go to such a toxic person and door number three saw that too, he's like, what are you doing? Like what? Like after everything. Like, what are you what is going on? And I had not the inside I have now I had no idea why I was running.
I was just freaked the fuck out and ran blindly running.
Yeah. And. I still feel like that what I did to him. Him having to see that publicly, like it was like throwing it was there forever.
You couldn't take that back. You couldn't he couldn't forget that. And I definitely think that, like, tainted and like fucked up our relationship. Moving forward forever, yeah, forever, like it was something that we couldn't really come back from because I knew prior, like later on he explained to me when we did have an open conversation, like when he did come back into my life, how.
How I fully broke his heart and how much I fucked him up, and that was one of the hardest things, I think, because I can I'm going to sit here and explain to you, Slim Shady, and that didn't hurt as much because we were both fucking fucking idiots and assholes to each other.
This was someone that was just like good person to me and I was just too young to see, like, how I should have handled that so much better.
So now, Slim Shady, when I got to New York and I was dating Slim Shady, it got pretty fucking ugly on both sides.
It was like it was interesting because I felt for the first time in my life, aside from the Red Sox player, the Red Sox player was out of my league. I wasn't even in a league that I was. There was my first guy.
But when I met Slim Shady, I had met my match with Slim Shady, the detached, not looking for feelings, unemotional match.
And we had in the beginning the best time and you were there, the whole thing was so fun for us, we basically like had frequent flyer miles, like at all the clubs in New York. That's why we're so fucking good at raving.
That is why we know how to throw a goddamn baby shower, right? Exactly. We were at the clubs 24/7, raving and like that relationship, I felt was such like a public party release.
Do you know what I mean? It was also like an out for me. I was working in Newark. I was having this crazy, insane commute, working really hard, having trouble in my relationship at the time. This is back in 2017. So all you little fuckers in medium saying I didn't give it a hard year. Everyone that's like Lauren like did you even try to do this in twenty seventeen? She was having it.
Yeah. I was trying to give a little anecdote for yourself. Her name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we were having the time of our lives. We were partying. It was fun but. When you're playing with fire and the relationship is essentially built on nothing other than loving the look of each other, we loved walking into a room together, Slim Shady, and I loved it. Everyone's like, oh, you're this little couple together. We loved how we felt walking into a room together. We didn't like how we felt being alone in a room together.
That's terrifying. That's some deep shit that took me a really long time. Like, I felt awful when I went through therapy, figuring out like I liked him and I liked being with him in a group setting. I didn't like being in a alone room with him. That's some dark fucking shit.
And the break up in the blow up, there was even darker thoughts for the book because that that would take us 19 hours to unpack what happened in that situation.
But like I said, I think when you're playing with fire.
And the relationship is built on nothing, you're going to get burned and we both got burned, both of us.
It was so public his agents were involved. Your family was involved. His family was involved. Twitter was involved.
It was it was so lethal at that point that he, like I at that point, was obsessed with winning a prize that I didn't even want. I was like I wanted to beat him at his own game. Look who it really became. You watch it.
Who can be the bigger piece of shit to each other? Yeah. He tweeted your breakup. Tweeted my breakup. He did not tweet my breakup. His agent tweeted my breakup.
Remember I told oh, because he doesn't have the password to his account because that's another story. His agent went tweeted our breakup. And I remember in that moment. They dragged my fucking name through the mud, and in that moment I remember feeling like I had no platform at the time, I couldn't speak out against this person and this agent at this agency who I need to send him flowers now because I wouldn't be where I am today had I not gone through this relationship.
But like. This agent took advantage of his client's platform, goes on tweets, our breakup to make it even official, we hadn't even fully broken up yet. His agent goes ahead, makes it official.
And I remember in that moment, honestly, not that I started Colorada out of, like, vengeance, vengeance, but I'm not going to lie.
It set a fucking fire under my ass seeing a man with power and money be able to do something like that. And I had no platform to speak out on. No one's going to believe the fucking little professional athletes girlfriend. Oh, yeah. Like it's probably like he's probably the one in the right. And I remember little did that motherfucker know I was about to rise from the fucking ashes and start a show called Call Her Daddy. And I was going to able to speak my fucking mind about what happened, not even about what happened, just like talk about my own fucking life and how my own platform and I remember.
Do you already know? I'm going to say, oh, I'm going with this.
We had around to some shady and I got sort of back together for a quick little spurt. We'll go there in a second. Yeah.
And his agent, what a fucking vindicating feeling. When his agent, he told me that his agent said, please do not get back involved with this girl. And if you do, we cannot get in any, like, public issues. Yeah, because her fans scare me.
Daddy king daddy, get what I heard that I was like, fuck right. The Daddy gang is fucking terrible. Those are my children. Literally, if you come for this fucking family, we will eat you alive. And I remember because something happened on the Internet, I think, like the New York Post thought we were dating again and his agent was going to tweet from his account, like denying it. And I was like, I just want to be very clear.
If you deny that we're seeing each other again, I will also have to make a public statement. And that is when he told his agent, oh, she'll make a public statement if you tweet for my account. And in that moment, he said, fuck no, we're just going to go silent radio silent on this one because I do not want to get into a war with her fucking fans.
I said, welcome to the daddy game.
But if you date me, you date all of us, baby. And that was like a pretty good feeling. But it was also I'm going to bring you down a little bit. You're getting a little adrenaline rush from yours. I just know your daddy game because they're so aggressive and it's like I love it.
Like, that's who we are. Like, we're like, don't fuck with us.
So have you guys. It ended so fucking badly, like as your friend and like knowing like everything that happened then, like it was really hard knowing like what place you were in, like what you're going through that time. So what made you go back for round two?
Because at this point it's three years later and I had no idea why the fuck we are putting our boots back on or strapping our helmets and marching back into battle.
And I was ready to follow you, but honestly, I did not know why I remember calling you be like, Hey, Leor, I've got some news, sweetie. And you're like, oh God. I'm like, so Slim slims back.
Slim Jim is coming into the picture and I think I'm going to give this another go. And you were just the most supportive friend, like kind of like, why the fuck are we doing this?
At least I think, God, I knew your therapist was involved this time.
Yes. You're like, OK. And that is a huge part I'm about to explain to you, because I remember being like, I know this sounds crazy, but I'm such a different person. We're going back into battle, so.
After we had both burned each other, after we had this crazy tumultuous ending of a relationship three years later, why did I decide to go back?
Through therapy, I've realized there's two reasons. Give me your give me a two prong response, two prong response. I talk to her like I'm like grading an essay, like, let me break it down for you. Let's see what I can get on this test.
OK, the two points are number one.
When I started call her daddy, I realized a theme and it was that I started to kind of run back to all my old things.
I was going back to all the men that I was comfortable with that I was familiar with because. I didn't I've never really talked about this here we go, I, I didn't like meeting men for this first time as to call her daddy girl.
Was it was it like an expectation thing? Like a sexual thing? It was, yes and no. I think it was just as strange as it sounds like. Yeah. I think the expectations like I'm showing up and they're like staring at me like, am I going to get the Glock look tonight?
Like, remember my first oh, I was just going to say, like that little spurt of like awful dates. You had the first one within like an hour of being with this guy. He starts word vomiting and he goes, well, my friend said, if I have to do one thing tonight, I have to fuck her.
I'm like, I, sir, I haven't finished my first vodka tonic as someone like recently embarking on first dates like shock.
Well, I don't know what I would say then how jarring if someone looked and I just remember being like, yo, like, we know it.
And then it got worse. Then you met up with a guy who was like, well, actually I'm engaged, but I wanted to meet up to see if you were worth leaving my fiancee of six, six years for.
Disgusting, like in the moment, as you can imagine saying it was. It was jarring and instances like that continued to occur that it made me feel like I just kind of want to go back to the guys that I was in relationships with before the show.
And understandably. Yeah, and this changed as I've gotten more comfortable with, like, my they'll change in lifestyle on the show and everything.
Now, it's gotten way easier for me to fully embrace that.
But in the very beginning, Calegari, I was like a little Bambi on the wall like me when I drink alcohol and.
Just like you are, just like the video on the Internet, you falling into the cliff like it was pretty crazy. And so no one, I think. Yeah, I think going back to him was comfort and familiarity, even though it was toxic. Like I knew we knew each other, he knew me and and that was that.
And then to. I think closure like a sense of hope, maybe that like like a round two, like things will be different this time. Not even hope, I think, like when there's something about when you have such a crazy toxic relationship and it ended the way it did with us, we kind of both didn't even have the final say. It was like ajin like closure.
Like there is absolutely no closure.
Like we didn't there was no closure. And I think a lot of times you go back to it like that's just what it is. And I went back and it's as complicated as it is. It was intense. Our relationship was very intense. And I was a different person. And so I wanted to go back and see I have my own show now. I now have my own money, my own platform, like maybe now because coming in is like more equals.
Yeah. Before it was he had the status, he had the money. Right. And so I think in my mind maybe I just thought like maybe I'll go back. Into it, now that we're equals, we can just focus on like, is there a real connection here? Did we really maybe love each other through all the psychotic drama? But we couldn't see it because of how toxic it got and how many people got involved in the relationship. Maybe now we know there's not going to be other people involved, like agents and all that shit, because, like, no one can manhandle me now.
No one can pay me off with a cheque. Like now it's like I'm my own human. You're your own human. And we tried to keep it private and see what we could do with it. And I think that was the best thing we did. We went into it fully keeping our entire relationship private.
And then it was kind of sad. What did you realize? I realized that it's kind of a cliche, I realized I had fully grown, I had gotten into therapy, I had started to make waves of like why and the way I am.
And kind of like, I don't want this anymore. I don't want to be toxic. And I realized through a few months, like. He hadn't changed at all. He was the exact same person that I had dated three years prior. And that for me, again, working in therapy, I didn't even blame him. My needs have just changed. I remember that that second time, it was once you had that, like, realization, it was so easy for you to walk away, right?
Yeah, I will never forget.
I was sitting on my back porch with my mom. He, like, made up some lie. It's like why we couldn't hang out. And I kind of laughed a little and was like, oh, my God. So classic like and I used to be so addicted. And then I would come up with a way to manipulate, to then go see him, blah, blah. And I was like, I'm out. I finally started to prioritize my wants and my needs.
And he was so far from that now, yeah, the games got exhausting, the disingenuous relationship, the lies, the compulsive lying, I was like, oh my God, I know he's lying right now. And I used to be so into it like, oh, and guess what, bitch, you're going to see me doing blah, blah, blah.
I was like, oh my God, bye. I don't even think you haven't said anything. I think you just I never and ever responded. I never responded. He came up with this whole lie. He sent me this really long text and I just never answered. I didn't even have my references on, like, nothing petty. And he knows he knows me so well now that he's like, oh fuck.
She just by and he called me and then I just never answered. So I think it's very clear that the Slim Shady chapter is officially closed and you've grown up and you've moved on, and that's not what you're looking for in a partner in a relationship anymore. And you are starting to open up to this emotional, intimate side of you. So now that you're ready for this, y'know, door number three. I know he's definitely a fan favorite, and it kind of broke my heart because I got so many people like, holy shit, I thought she was going at it with door number three, door number three.
This is what I'll say about my relationship with door number three. He will always have such a special place in my heart because. I was so in love with him, he was so in love with me, and it was the most genuine relationship I'd ever had in my life at that point six years.
And he was that that man was there for me through so much fucking shit in my life.
You saw. A lot of it in the 3001 area with like the birth of her daddy, right? Whole process when when the show started, there was so much that was happening behind the scenes that like I was. Severely depressed, like a wreck, and he was there for me every single night. While trying to maintain his own career and I think in that specific moment, I'm getting chills because I don't want to go into it, because we're not trying to we're not talking our shit on this podcast.
The point is, during that call her daddy 301 days. That was the first time I really rise like this man loves me more than anything, he is putting me before himself right now. Selfless love.
That's the exact word, yes, that is perfect to describe it, he was fully putting his own career second to helping me figure out what the fuck I was going to do with my mental health to pull you through this dark time.
Yes. And I think when I saw that, it was like. He got me through so much shit and and I think it was sad because once he realized, like I had told my mom about what was going on, I finally got into therapy.
He kind of was like, I love you so much and I'm so happy I was able to help you. But like Alex, I love you. Like, I got to go focus on my shit. I got to go get my career in order like I love you.
You know, I'm always here for you, but, like, I got to go.
And so for a while, we kind of ended and then we started talking again towards the end of quarantine and. That I met Mr. Sexy Zuman. And then I think within like a few months after meeting Mr. Sexy Zuman, you knew that you had to completely cut things off with your number three. Can you tell everyone, like, a little bit about that conversation?
It was one of the hardest conversations I've ever had to have. This man has been in my life for six years and in every single relationship I've ever had. He's always kind of still been in the relationship because I always looked at him like, oh, it's him, like even when I was dating Slim Shady, I still was kind of talking to door number three. And we had this, like, bond that it was him of like, I'm not it doesn't count like I can because he's still he's like my best friend before a lover sometimes.
And so I kept talking to him. And when I met Mr. Sykes's man, Mr. Sexy Zuman swept me off my fucking feet.
And as the relationship progressed, I realized. I fully can see myself falling in love with this man. I can't do this to him. I don't want to start this relationship with Mr. Sexy you how I started every other relationship which is keeping door number three in the picture.
It's not fair to him and it's not fair to me if I want a clear chance of actually going into this, fully giving my all fully being honest, genuine being present in the moment.
I have to cut door number three off. And I know a lot of people that are fan favorite is door number three, I know a lot of you are like, but why not him? And that's taken me a while to realize, like, why not him? And I think it's so crazy because I was talking to my mom about it before I recorded this and.
There was something. With us that we kept I don't even know how to explain it, other than we kept hitting this like ceiling like, I don't know, that won't make sense to you guys. And I know it doesn't have to make sense to you guys fully, but basically it was like every time I was ready, then he wasn't ready. And then when I was ready or then when he was ready, I wasn't ready. And then we kept doing this dance of like, we'll always be in each other's lives.
But relationship wise, we kept each being like, it's not the right time and it kept not being the right time until I realized, like.
I don't think there's ever going to be a right time, and then that was that feeling was even heightened the minute that I met Mr. Sexy Zuman.
I knew it was the right time. And that was amazing, but also hard because I think that kind of gave me a lot of perspective and opened my eyes to my relationship with door number three, like, oh, fuck, why has it never been the right time?
When I met Mr. Sexy Man, I woke up for a minute and was like, I think I was holding on to the memory of what juror number three and I had when I was in college.
And I think your mom has made a very, very beautiful point on what door number three will mean to you going forward in your life.
Oh, my God, my mom, I think she's helped me so much. Wrap my head around.
Well, my mom was always such a big like she always says, like, there's not just we're not in love once. Like, you're not there's not just the one person like that that just that's not realistic to just have one. And so I think what she said to me to make me feel better is like. Door number three will always be the standard to which I judge all other relationships. He is such a solid person. And the way he loved me, that is the standard of how I want to feel and also I want to treat the person I'm in a relationship with, the same moving forward.
And I think but unfortunately, with door number three, like I think looking back upon that relationship and relationships in general.
You replay your unmet needs and like really looking at this relationship, you weren't meeting all of your needs and you immediately felt that way when you met Mr. Sexy. Zoom in.
Dude, I didn't even know emotionally, fully what I was where you were capable of going. Yeah. Like door number three started that journey for me. But Mr. Sexy Zuman fucking catapulted it literally. Not only Ellisville. Yeah, not elevated, catapulted it. And I was like, holy fucking shit.
And he was on a different he is on a different level that I had no denying, like, whoa, he's even set the bar for me and my future relationship.
I'm like, wow, I want all of that. And now. Yeah, oh yeah I know that. I joke that like I'm like I'll take them, I'll take him if you don't want them.
But like he is a special, he's a he's a rare breed. He is. And that is where I've come through therapy to realize door number three was amazing and I will never regret anything. But what I do know is I wouldn't be able to accept Mr Sexy Zuman had I not met door number three.
I think just overall, like the evolution of you and the evolution of your relationships and how you got here, it's just so interesting and shows so much growth. And I don't think you should judge or anyone should judge the person that you were two, three, five years ago.
And and every relationship that you've had has led you to be able to be here and accept this relationship. I appreciate you saying that.
That's some deep shit. I definitely have been working on that in therapy with like not for a while. I felt like a piece of shit coming out of that Slim Shady relationship.
I was like, am I a surface level bitch? Like, what am I doing? Like, am I toxic? Like, what's wrong with me? And my therapist is like, had you not gone through that, you wouldn't have seen door number three through for who he was then if you had not gone in and done what you did with door number three and really tried and really put yourself out there and finally went back again. I went back to both of these men over six years, like five fucking times, and learned about both of them because they were the complete opposite and finally really realized through both of those relationships what I want.
And the minute I met Mr. Sexiest Man, all of the struggle, all of the her, all of the drama, the toxic, all of it really just got me to be like grow and be able to sit here and be like and recognize and see Mr. Sexy zoom in for like everything he's worth. I would have run away from that man just like I did or number three like six years ago.
But I'm not running now. I'm fully embracing it. And I think everyone listening. Dotti gang, whether you see yourself as an Alex or Lauren, the point I'm taking from all this and I'll give you a little bit of my therapy here, if you don't go through all of this shit, you can't actualize what you want, what you're doing.
Some people's journeys may be two or three relationships like me.
I went through quite a few assholes, but you have to have some type of journey so you can have some type of comparison. So you can have some type of compass of like where the fuck you want the shit to go. Just perspective.
It literally is like, Lauren, how how would you have known what you want had you not ended that relationship? You had no comparison. I dated multiple people to realize that none of them were exactly what I needed to commit to a relationship. That's how I figure it out. Oh, Mr. Sexy Zuman, here he is. Lauren, you did the opposite.
I committed. Yeah, I committed. And I stayed in a relationship for years and tried to work through all these things within the relationship for a few years before walking away. And now I'm doing the introspective work on myself. Basically, it's like you can yeah, you can come out of it either way, you can get into a relationship, you can date whatever it is. But the point is that you have to be open to self introspection. And that's what we've kind of both been doing.
You're now getting on a new journey. You're a little bit ahead of me right now. I am.
But like, we'll see because like Alex Cooper, in a relationship, this is going to be a fucking journey.
But we're here and I'm fucking excited and I'm so happy I got to open up to you guys.
And I feel like we just went on a journey on this couch, like you're my best friend and I feel like I know you better. After this episode on the podcast, I feel like I feel myself better now. I straight up like I it's so crazy cathartic.
Literally all I can fucking say is get into fucking therapy because none of this would be fucking happening if I wasn't in therapy.
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I have been talking to this guy I met at a bar exclusively for three months now. I had this weird feeling that I should download Tinder to find out if he was using it. To my surprise, I found him on Tinder. He told me that his friend uses his tinder to joke around with girls.
This was an obvious lie, but I let it go because he wasn't technically my boyfriend.
About two weeks ago, he drunkenly asked if I think he's a good boyfriend to me, to which I replied, I didn't know he was my boyfriend.
OK, like the whole way you're playing this so far, this is great. He got very upset and started calling me his girlfriend after that.
He has treated me really well these past three months and comes to all my family holidays. This made me feel like we were much more serious. I again downloaded Tinder to see if he was still swiping. He was this caused me to download Hange and Bumble, of course. And of course, I found him on those apps as well. How should I approach talking to him about this? Is it best to just drop him entirely or try to work through it?
OK. Well, from experience, I've actually had a guy similar to a situation like this do this to me. And I think if before you start dating and he's doing this shit and he's lying to you and then he pressures you, it's like but you're my girlfriend now. I've had a guy literally do that to me. He's going to continue to do this through your relationship. And he's just being selfish and wants to lock you down, but wants to keep his other side life going.
So if I was you, if you want to fuck with him, I think you should either one match with him.
What do you do here? When you see his picture? I would literally march with him and slide in and be like, hey, what are you doing tonight? You want to hang out? Where do you want to be like, fuck. And then if he tries to explain himself like we I don't know, why are you freaking out? I'm on the up, too. Obviously, it's not just you. I found you. I'm on Tinder too.
Or both on. I thought that we were like in an open relationship. I don't understand why you're acting weird. It's totally fine. And I look so chill about it. Like who gives a fuck and then literally rewire your brain and just have an open relationship if you want to, like, keep him in your life, if he's got a good deck or you could go a little bit more petty.
And when you're hanging out next time, just be on the couch and like he'll obviously see your phone and just start swiping, start swiping on bubble, start massaging dudes. And if he's like, what are you doing?
Be like what? Oh, you want me to pay attention to the TV show?
And he's like, no, you're on a dating app. Like we watch what happened. I don't understand what. And he's like, why are you on Bumble? And you're going to be like, Because I am. And so are you what's the issue, why are you acting all weird, but this is the thing as I've gotten older and I wouldn't say I wouldn't say healthy, but this is my advice specifically for this girl. I've dealt with this so many times in these kind of situations.
You can keep doing that and you can keep making him be like, no, I'll delete it right now.
I'm going to delete my tinder. But you better delete your bumble. At the end of the day, he's going to keep being on those dating apps every single time he realizes, oh, my God, she's also playing the game like, OK, fine, fine, fine. I'm getting off the dating app. No, he's just doing it to quickly get you back into his control.
So you get off the dating apps and then he's going to go back on fucking Tinder Bumble.
This is this is the type of toxic shit with a dude that I would just either dump him and leave him or be fully aware of what's happening.
And you need to also you need to reprogram your brain that you're in an open relationship and you should to start matching with people and hang out with other people.
Hey, Father, love you. And the podcast. So recently I have been listening to your podcast and you mentioned how you don't sleep or fuck guys until around the sixth date.
So I'm a freshman in college in Boston. Oh, shout out. And like, dates aren't really a thing with college boys and parties are Scar's with covid. I've met a couple guys and fucked them on night one. How do I hold out, like make them interested, not fuck them ASAP. So I'm not easy to get into the first time. They don't just get what they want and then leave.
I know the obvious answer is just like just literally don't fuck them. I don't understand how that's that hard, but I get what you're saying, like in social settings in college especially. I mean, I can't even imagine and covid right now daddies. But like, there's something about the college culture that girls feel like they need to.
If you're alone in a room and you start hooking up with a guy, you're like, well, I guess like, I would have sex with him. I should I guess I should have sex with him. No. One, if you want to fuck fuck. But if you're feeling like damn like I really want to start playing the game harder and like I want to use holding out sex as a tool in my dating game because that was what I was doing.
It's not like I was holding out sex. I've said it in the past for like religious reasons. I liked having the power of holding out sex and using it to not manipulate men. It was just more like it allowed me to control the situation tenfold. Like the guy was just at my mercy, basically, and like I was the one calling the shots.
I think my advice would just be have them over and hang out and flirt with them, but do not fuck them. It's like you have to get the mentality going into it. If you don't fuck them, it's not like he's not coming back. If anything, it's going to make him come back more. It's not like he got what he wanted. He didn't get what he wanted. But yet you're being flirty and you're it's one thing if you're a fucking bitch and you don't fuck him, then he's all right.
I'm going to go try my chances with some other bitch. You're being flirty. Touch his chest, make out with him. Let him fucking finger you. Give him a goddamn blowjob if you want to fucking knock his socks off on, like, the third date. But then every time he goes to have sex or he if then when he tries to have sex, just be like just do a little giggle cute like kind of push away and be like no like I don't know.
You like that. Yeah.
And then like go back in for the make out and just keep it fun and just be like no I don't think so. Like not. Yeah. And then he is going to want it like fucking candy like oh fuck. And then he's going to leave there. And this is the thing I think a lot of girls are like, fuck, if I don't fuck him then he is going to go find another bitch. OK, so then he's going to go find another girl and he's going to fuck her and then he's going to have already fucked her.
And then you're still going to be the girl that he hasn't fucked yet that flirts with him and is like engaging with him. That is the fucking hottest that's like the funnest stage I remember in college loving it. And I think I got off on it too much. But like, that's the funnest part when you haven't fucked them fully yet and they're so obsessed with you and your personality and your flirting and you're like, don't be a full tease like it's coming.
It's not like you're never going to fuck him, but you hold the keys to the fucking kingdom, a.k.a. your pussy for a little bit, make that shit, make him way. Because like I've said, then you emotionally start to have to connect a little bit and then it's so much sweeter when then you do fuck.
And then he starts, he'll be like, oh fuck, I fuck with this girl as opposed to if you fuck the first night, totally fine.
But there isn't as much of a build up emotionally, so it's more just physical, which again, if that's what you want to really fine.
But I liked having a little bit of an emotional tie and these guys being emotionally invested like, fuck, I like you want this guy to go back to his friends. You mean like, holy fuck, I want to fuck her. Like she's so fucking hot. Like we we were hooking up and like she was grabbing my shirt, but like she just like she didn't fuck me. I just remember pretend I'm staring at you in the corner of the room and if you fuck him on the first night, if you don't want to.
Why, what's the pressure? It's not like he's pressuring you. You're putting them. You're mentally putting the pressure on. Yourself, go into that night and don't don't fucking shave your vagina. How about that? That's what I used to always do. Keep your fucking pants on, keep it in your fucking pants. And that way you won't fuck him. And remember, as hard as it is in the moment, the long game is so much fucking more worth it.
The minute you don't fuck him, you will he will leave and you will literally be in the best fucking mood, like, damn, I just played that so. Right. We made out. He thinks I'm fucking hot. It was great having I kicked him out and now this little bitch is going to be coming back for more boom.
OK. Hi, Daddy, this isn't really a question more of a crazy story. So last year I had this boyfriend and we broke up quite amicably. We didn't want to be together anymore. And it took me a really long time to get there because I had to make sure if I had any feelings for him anymore, was I? Sure, I wanted to end it.
But I was so flash forward to almost a year later, and I am told by a mutual friend that his dad died. Now, I haven't spoken to him since the breakup, but I decided to reach out and tell him how sorry I was about his dad's passing. We had a short conversation, made a few jokes, and it was over.
Not a big deal, right? Apparently, it has a new girlfriend.
It was my best friend who is also sort of acquaintances with my ex-boyfriend. Also reached out to him when he when we found out about his dad's death. And then later he called her and was like, I'm going to change your name in my phone. I know we don't talk, but I want you to I want to keep you in my phone for emergencies if you ever need me. But I'm changing your number because my girlfriend is crazy and has been screaming at me.
So naturally, my best friend called me and told me. But in addition to the new girl being crazy about my best friend messaging him, apparently while we were all home for the holidays, the girlfriend got suspicious of my ex being with me.
Keep in mind, I have absolutely no interest in him whatsoever anymore. And this girl drove by my house on several occasions to check and see if he was there. First of all, I don't even know how she knows where I live. And second, I don't know why she's like this.
She also went and bought Deer Puppy, huh?
It's a hunting thing in the south. I don't even know and was going to put it on my car. But by then I was gone and instead she put it on some other girls car.
This will track deer and that's very dangerous because it could honestly cause the girl to hit a deer while driving.
They are in a long distance relationship and I don't know why he's with that crazy bitch. But on the bright side, this just means he probably appreciated me way more. I know men love the crazy Alex, but sometimes there's too much crazy. And I think this is one of those times if I find out this crazy girl drives past my house again while my family is there, I'm going to fuck my ex-boyfriend just to spite her.
I will always out. Crazy, crazy. I love you, Daddy. Have a great run of your day. Oh my God. I love you to have such an amazing day as we are.
Here's my initial thought and maybe this is going to piss you off, but I don't think it will other than the deer thing, because that's fucking batshit.
This bitch isn't crazy. She's insecure. Screaming at him for answering his ex-girlfriend and the ex-girlfriends friend in sending condolences regarding the death of his father, she's insecure like there's a huge difference.
And I think that sometimes is what people forget. It's like insecurity and crazy or too fucking different things. If this bitch was actually just crazy and so fucking competent, if she found out that you guys were potentially hanging out while you guys were home for the holidays and she's long distance, she would have gone with her best friend to hang out that her ex was out and she would have had her best friend post a Snapchat story, just kind of like casually like showing the little party, a.k.a. her on the couch with her ex and post it on her story so that her boyfriend then sees it and can't call her out because what he's hanging out with you, she can't go hang out with her ex-boyfriend.
He's hanging out with his ex girlfriend, you know what I mean? Like, that's the crazy. The crazy is being so good at manipulating that you don't even have to say anything. You just move so that the person that you're in the relationship with all of a sudden is reacting because you're moving so calculated, this girl being like, how the fuck are you?
You're so fucking out of line for talking to your ex and fuck you about this now, about just an insecure as a bitch. And no men fucking hate that girls. The more that you bitch to your dude because you're insecure, that sends anyone off the same with guys. Dude is fucking bitching at me because I'm at a bar and I'm talking to a guy that's like hooking up with my friend and he's like, yeah, but still you're like you disgusting.
But if he's crazy then he'll just go talk to another girl.
Like there's a huge difference. But I think, listen, the deer shit is fucking bat shit that is crazy and also just really inappropriately scary. Like, why does she want people to get hit by a deer and die? Like that's that's the crazy but but like great story and sorry you're dealing with that.
Oh, this is oh, I love this one. OK. Hi, Father Cooper. I started this New Year, newly single, and I plan on daddy paying my way through it. It has been so much fun working on my roster after being in a stagnant relationship for a few years. Several of these men that I am talking to live far away enough that I would have to fly to see them.
I was wondering what kind of pajamas do you usually wear when first meeting a guy that you've been talking to? And what should I do about the fact that I'm a soft seven with makeup and a hard four in the morning without any? Do you do your full skincare routine at night or do you leave a little mascara, concealer and lip gloss on when you go to bed? Also, do you have any tricks for flying, i.e. smelling, looking and dressing like you didn't just fly for nine hours in economy?
And when you're staying with these men, do you do your full getting ready routine with makeup, blow dry style, etc.? You're so resilient and an inspiration with what you've managed to accomplish and bounce back from. I love I'm loving the single father era. Thank you.
Oh my God, Daddy gang. OK, this is like my favorite fucking question. Let let me get cozy and comfy so I can really deep dive because for a majority of my life I feel like this has been what I have really, really come to conquer.
Here's my first bit of advice. The pajama situation. I usually will bring like a little cute T-shirt and then I wear a thong to bed. Even if you haven't fucked this guy yet. I remember the first night that I ever met door number three, I he flew me out. I got to the hotel room. We had never fucked. We had never met. And I just was I remember like I think I made some type of cute comment, like, do you mind if I sleep with my pants off, like something like cute and funny?
And he was like, no, like I sleep naked. I'm like, oh fuck, let's go. So I just put on like a cute little thong and then a little T-shirt.
Or if you don't have a T-shirt, then the neck or like the next night, then usually like you'll just take one of their T-shirts or if you do fuck then just put your thong back on and then ask him if you can like borrow one of his T-shirts.
But I wouldn't go. I don't I personally, maybe I'm a little bit more of like a tomboy.
Like, I personally don't usually pull out like a cute little matching set. I wish I did sometimes, but like I also sometimes think it's harder if I'm just wearing like a T-shirt, like fuzzy socks and thong.
Then next, your next question is what are you doing with the whole makeup situation going to bed? OK, so in college I went through a spur of time where my skin I was breaking the fuck out and I'm hooking up with these guys that are flying me to different states and I'm staying in a hotel room with them. And I was super insecure. I'm like back like I'm breaking out like a fucking pimple. I can't go wash my face and be like, clean, clear, like, let's go to bed and like, put my fucking night cream under my eyes.
Like, fuck no. He's going to see like my red breakouts. Like, that's not fucking cute. I just showed up here looking like a fucking ten. Then I'm going to take it off like, wow, what a sad to. So what I usually would do is one, if I was breaking out with a guy usually, which it's so annoying because then it ends up making your skin worse.
But I would do two one of two things. I would either one just kind of lightly go into the bathroom and take my makeup off and then lightly put a little concealer on those places and go to bed with that.
Or if I was able to like the lights are off or going to bed, I'm like, oh, shit, I forgot to wash my face.
Then I run into the bathroom. So the lights are off. He's in bed, he can't see shit. Wash your face, get into bed with him. And then I would always keep a little makeup in the bathroom somewhere. So then in the morning you can get up before he's like staring you in the face and you can quickly go put like a little bit of concealer on your breakouts if you're breaking out.
However, when I wasn't breaking out and my skin was good, I would usually just completely wash my face.
I would just take a makeup wife, take all of my face makeup off, because actually it looks fucking rotten in the morning. Let's be honest.
If you sleep all night, all fucking night with it, all of a sudden I have like a couple tiger streak marks on the side of my face, like, bitch, stop, like, bitch, that's not fucking kill. So what I would do if I had good skin is I would take a makeup wipe, wipe all my face makeup off, but then I would keep like eyebrows maybe like don't fully take off all the eyebrow pencil. And then if you have lashes on, you're good.
But if you don't have lashes, then just do mascara, basically mascara, eyebrows and then just like chopstick. And usually either you put a little make a bag in the bathroom or if it's like if you're like so awkward because your makeup bag is like huge, literally put your little concealer or powder or bronze or whatever the fuck you're going to quickly, like, put a little bit of on. Put it. Here she comes. Put it in a sock.
OK, I know it sounds crazy, but put it in a sock, put it next to your side of the bed, and then when you get up in the morning, quickly, you pick up the sock and walk into the bathroom and put your fucking face on, bitch. OK, but here we go. Sorry, this is like a long answer. I hope girls don't hate that. I know girls are like this. Men are going to hate this.
So that's number one too.
I usually will lightly do a loose braid in my hair before I go to bed so I don't wake up and it's like fucking psychotic where I'm like, how do I even put a brush through this for the flight?
Usually when I'm flying, I will. You wear really comfortable underwear like boy shorts, no fucking thong, obviously. And then you got to let that badge breathe. Then I wear sweat pants the minute I land and I get to the airport, I'll go into the bathroom, change, put on my thong, put on my leggings, do some deodorant, etc..
And then here is the last part of your answer. Sorry, this is long winded, but I hope I'm helping any girls.
When you need to shower and you're staying in a hotel room with a guy for the weekend, I try to wash my hair right before I get on to this. I get there. And so that way I can almost last to a good amount of the weekend with my hair done and I don't have to wash it that way. You go in the shower, you wash your body. And when I was breaking out really bad, here you go.
I would keep the shower running, get out of the shower and start lightly doing my face make up, OK?
Men are going to be like, stop. And if girls are like you're, that's so ridiculous. Shut the fuck up. OK, I didn't have Nischan my whole life. And like, I sympathize with girls that have break out like that. It literally makes you so insecure. And it was such an insecurity of mind for so long. And I never wanted a guy to see me without just a little bit of concealer or foundation on. It makes the biggest difference.
So anyways, I would quickly put on a light layer of foundation on my face, turn the shower off, put my hair down with like no mascara.
So it kind of just like looks like you've no makeup on, but like he wouldn't fucking notice that I opened the door and I say, hi, sweetheart.
And you're just like, hi, like, what's up? And then as you're both getting ready, you make a comment like, oh my God, I need to put some makeup on. I look so bad and then you're halfway done. You're fucking beaten face and you just have to you have to put on some mascara, lip gloss, boom, you're fucking done. It's so sad what girls have to go through. It's like literally fucking psychotic.
The thing that also was nice for me was like when I was fucking when I was hooking up with these athletes, they would leave in the morning. So like I once they left, they were coming back in a few hours from practice or a game. I got to shower. I let it all out. I'm exfoliating my fucking pimples. I'm fucking putting my self tanner on like I am living. By the time he gets back, I smell beautiful.
But then if I would go on vacation with these dudes, I was so used to every single day like clockwork, them leaving the fucking hotel room and having a nice little spa moment to be ugly, take off my makeup, like really lean in. And then they would then we would go on vacation together. And I'm like, you're not going to practice.
You don't have a game. How the fuck am I supposed to, like, fully shower and do my thing?
And then I think as I got older and just like more secure with myself and honestly, my skin cleared up and I got more secure. Yeah, secure, I guess would be the word.
And just like self-confident like I at some point, even if I do have a pimple like now, I'm just like, oh my God, I have a pimple and I just say it out loud. I know you don't have to do that, but it helps me. I don't know. It helps me just like feel like I'm acknowledging that. I know you're probably staring at this and so am I. Right. He's going to be with us. He's the homie.
He's going to be here for a couple fucking days, get comfortable and dudes don't really fucking care, you know what I mean?
And we just overthink because girls are wired that way. So now I'm fortunate my skin is better. So I definitely don't have to worry about that as much.
But girls have no shame and don't let anyone fucking tell you otherwise. Like, I hate when girls are like, oh my God. Like you slept with a full face of makeup on, shut the fuck up.
Do whatever you want to fucking do. Who gives a shit? If it makes you feel more confident to wear a lot of makeup, do it. I do have to say, though, even if you're breaking out, try to not go so hard on the foundation, plus the powder go into one or the other. But when you do, both dudes hate a caked face.
Even if you're breaking out, pick one or the other. That's like my pro tip that I learned, like with breaking out. OK. Sorry that was so long, but I hope that was helpful to any girls that are like flying to see a dude. OK. Whoa, I cannot believe I'm about to say this, but I want my ex back. Hello, single father. I know you're probably shaking your head reading the first line of this question, but let me explain.
Please explain, sweetheart.
No, I understand.
My ex and I broke up after being together for about five years now.
I don't know if the pandemic is really fucked up his head or what, but we were always the super chill Capral super chill couple, never had any real crazy issues, super independent on our own, had our own lives and friends. Sex life was like a was like fine wine, better with age. I swear I miss it. But one day he comes home, sits me down and dumps my ass. After five years, his reasons changed daily from him wanting to grow on his own to thinking there is something better out there for him, a.k.a. the grass is greener.
We don't really talk anymore. And after months and having literally everyone and their mother tell me, oh, he made the biggest mistake and he will come back running nothing. Honestly, every time we do talk or see each other, he seems so over me. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing something wrong are my thirst Instagram pics not thirsty enough? I know we can't be just friends because fuck that. But it's been a while since we broke up.
I've dated other men but been dedicated to my work and really came out of this breakup an even better version of myself and actually enjoy being alone. Months ago I would have told you I never wanted him back because I too thought there was something better out there for me. But each passing day I find myself wanting to reconnect with him just to see if there's anything else still there. I know you've reconnected with Ex in the past, so should help a girl because I'm really confused.
OK. There's well, I guess my initial reaction is like I could help you with regard to, like, getting the X back topic, but not to break your heart here and burst your bubble.
But in a weird way, I have to say. It sadly sounds like he is over you. And I know that actually probably hurts to hear, and that is the worst thing to hear, but. I think it sounds like he is at that point where he the fact that he mentioned multiple things in the break up of like, you know, I just want to work on myself and and the fact that he mentioned one of the things, as you know, maybe there's something better out there.
If a guy says that to you, it's almost like to me that sounds like he's really letting you down easy.
And like he fully had his mind made up and he fully realized he's not in love with you.
If if he acknowledged that he thinks he can do better. I mean, that does not mean it's true, baby girl. That does not mean it's fucking true. But I think you need to hear that it sounds like you're not really listening to one, the reasons he gave you post breakup.
And then two, it sounds like you're not really listening to the fact that you're saying every time you see him, it's as if nothing, he feels nothing. He's happy. He looks like he's moved on.
And in a sad way, I almost urge you to like kind of maybe you need to embrace and do the same. If I can give you any advice, I think you need to stop putting your emotions first. He's made it clear he doesn't want you back and is happy post breakup five years of a relationship for him to end it.
And now he's living his best life. That really means that man is fucking over it. And who knows, maybe one day he'll have an epiphany, too. But for the time being, you shouldn't spend your time trying to figure out how to convince him to see the light and want to get back together. He's clearly not and he's clearly seeing the light in a very different region all the way on the other fucking side and fucking other bitches.
And you need to stop wasting your time again. If it's meant to be, it will be.
And like maybe he'll come to you, but maybe you need to start trying to take almost a page out of his book. Yes, the dates haven't been good. Yes, you haven't been having success with other guys, don't let that make you all of a sudden be like, but now I want my ex back.
So, Daddy gang, this episode is officially coming to an end, finally. It was a crazy one. I'm happy I got all of that off my chest. I hope you guys enjoyed that one. I have no idea what this next chapter is going to hold. Usually I like to be in control of things and usually I like to know, like, oh, this is how I'm going to play this. I don't know how I'm going to play this.
I'm going into this like I've never gone into anything healthy and trying to make something work and be genuine and authentic. And that's what I'm also going to try to do on the show. If shit's not going fucking right, I'll keep you updated. If it's going fucking great, I'll keep you updated. And specifically, more importantly, next week, it's fucking Valentine's Day is coming up. So absolutely. I will be keeping you updated of what I decide to do for my first time ever as a girlfriend on Valentine's Day.
As best you know me, call her daddy mother fuckers. We got to spice it up. Let's fucking go. So Daddy going. I hope you enjoyed that episode. I'm so excited for the content that is to come. I love you. I thank you so much for listening to my story. You know the motherfucking drill daddy gang. I will see you fuckers next Wednesday.
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