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My Brother, My Brother And Me

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

MBMBaM 536: Ratashootie

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  • 1.4K views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 55:43

I guess we’re on that Christmas Creep? I dunno, seems early to us, but we don’t really have much control over the timing.Suggested talking points: Ebeneezer Christmas, Mail Soup, Mrs. Claus, Whoopsie Cheese, Bookervision, Bite Whales, Delicious Drugs BarsWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 535: Ethical Joker Termination

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  • 840 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 54:40

Boy howdy, we sure hope nobody listening to this episode is a Joker sympathizer. This bad villain keeps messing up EVERYBODY’s stuff in the big city, especially Bruce Wayne — who is Batman! Too bad there’s no way to destroy his body and life without compromising our values. OR IS THERE? (There is.)Suggested talking points: Travis From Space, DeVito Mouth Mitts, A Bold Trombone Lie, Best In Slot Anniversary, Code Red Cooking, Mandatory BreakfastWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 534: The Hang-in-There Burger

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  • 840 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 58:40

We’ve all been through the wringer these past couple of weeks, but don’t worry! We have a burger, now, that’s gonna fix EVERYTHING. Take a bite, savor its complex flavor profile, and allow its powerful beef juices to do their thing.Suggested talking points: Concessions, Waxy Sex Tongs, Waterbed Secrets, Jacket Half-Theft, What’s the Cups, Chainsaw SurpriseWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

MBMBaM 533: Butterbobs n’ Batteries

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  • 1K views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 01:01:00

We won’t be posting a new episode next week, so you know what that means: It’s Bolitics Time! Snatch up a couple crates o’ Party Bagels and let’s get into the HEAVY stuff!Suggested talking points: Bresident Butt Strike, 2nd Place Costume, Kissing with Beaks, Party Bagels and Business Donuts, Sir David DragonriderWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterFor the love of Christ in heaven, go vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 532: The Spooky Box

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  • 1.2K views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 59:40

Due to some goofed-up settings on account of us recording an audiobook this week, Justin’s coming at you with some rich, booming ASMR-quality sound. Which, really, should only be a problem if he performs an extended, 15-minute-long Dracula impression. We should be in the clear.Suggested talking points: A New Intro, Escape Club, Solo Laugh Track, Justin Performs an Extended 15-minute-long Dracula ImpressionWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterHey, go vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 531: Mighty Morphin’ Grown-Up Power Rangers

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  • 950 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 01:04:43

Not now, Zordon. Christ, every time you come around here, we’re supposed to drop everything and mount up? Like, we know Rita Repulsa and her gooey guys are causing trouble, but we’ve got a PTA meeting this afternoon that we absolutely cannot miss.Suggested talking points: Okay Week, It’s a Wonderful Keys, Go Go Grown-Up Rangers, Firefighter Food Faux Pas, KFCharcuterie, Charlotte’s Decorative GourdWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 530: Boat Beauties

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  • 1.1K views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 01:01:32

This one’s all boats and teeth, y’all. A lot of boat talk, a lot of cruising the high seas on our Yatch in search of adventure. A lot of teeth chat, specifically about our audience’s artistic dental desires. Boats and teeth, teeth and boats. All the way down.Suggested talking points: Cincinnati Prize Mummy, Grungy Dooblord, A Free Boat, Plastic Bag Art, They Will Use the TeethWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 529: Throw Me In the Dumpster Behind the Applebees When I Die

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  • 800 views
  • over 3 years ago
  • 01:02:34

We’re having trouble getting in the spirit of the most spooky holiday, mostly because of how spooky every other thing in the entire world is right now. Join us as we down a few Red Lobster bevs and battle the skeleton army, because that oughtta do the trick.Suggested talking points: The Spirit of Spirits, Dinner with Dan, Blueberry Stones, Fake Fights, Dougarita, Thistleclaw ManorWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 528: The War With Grandpa Watch

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  • 910 views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 57:57

This one’s a Total Family Entertainer!Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 527: HORSEWAR

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  • 940 views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:00:01

When we were doing the whole big war, and needed sentient, quadrupedal transportation all hither and yon, they were there for us. Now, in their hour of conflict, it is time for us to return the favor. Saddle up, partners.Suggested talking points: Football Tires, Candy Boys, Teeth for Art, Big Frasier Theory, Crow's Gonna Hacks, Rapidly Aging Nut, Beaver Glands Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Support the Northwest Response Fund to aid those affected by wildfires: https://www.redcross.org/donate/cm/kgwmediagroup-pub.html/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 526: Why Not a Wizard?

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  • 800 views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:01:30

Please, please let us do wrestling. Does anyone know anyone who’s doing wrestling that we could Skype with? We have really, really good wrestling ideas, most of which are based around telekinesis and fantastical incantations.Suggested talking points: Balloon Man, Window Washer Sneakrets, Wrestling Magic, Tye-Dye Whoopsie, Sports Fusion, Oozefest Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund in support of the protesters in Kenosha: https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.htmlSupport the California Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 525: Problems Related to Me Falling Down the Stairs

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  • 1.4K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 58:07

This is a big one! Partially because we ask for aid from our Trolls co-star Ron Funches for a question, but also because Justin confesses to fraud, we think? We’re not lawyers, but it sure smells fraudulent.Suggested talking points: Endless PSL Perfection, Pet Friends on the Road, Sensual Chess, Hairy Adidas Legs Pants, Justin’s Little Lie, Kitty Kisses (feat. Ron Funches)Find tickets for Ron Funches’ special ‘Awakening’: https://ronfunches.com/shows/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund in support of the protesters in Kenosha: https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.htmlSupport the California Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 524: Teen Beans

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  • 1.4K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 59:40

We’re plugged in, okay? Obviously. Like, when young folks see us, they know we know what’s up. We’re cooking beans over roaring campfires like, every weekend, so please don’t pretend that we’re not.Suggested talking points: The Jokering, The NCIS Thinking Hat, The 311 Dragnet, Cowboy Parent Shame, Farewell Food Friends, Good-Feeling Body Juice, Products for Wood EnthusiastsFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund in support of the protesters in Kenosha: https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.htmlSupport the California Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 523: Dad’s Fat Trash Sack

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  • 1.1K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 56:58

Even after all these years, we’re still learning about each other’s little, adorable idiosyncrasies. Take, for instance, Justin, who has big boy trash bag dead drops all around his house, for some reason? Like he’s the Trash King, we guess?Suggestion talking points: Scorch that Koontz, Justin’s Big Trash Bag, Plausible Mayonnaise Deniability, 10 Great Bits from the Mask, Mario-sized Pipes, Munch Squad Investigates, Judge CoolFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

MBMBaM 522: The Open and Honest Heart of a Child’s Eyes

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  • 1.1K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 59:25

In today’s episode, Justin goes on a righteous and important quest to claim the Birdman’s special burrito, but instead ends up claiming nothing but heart-rending shame. It’s a TOUGH LISTEN.Suggested talking points: Big Eyes Watch, Under the Table and Phishing, The Three-Hat Problem, A Recipe for You, Tony Hawk’s Pro Burrito, Nostalgia Per InchFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

MBMBaM 521: Ah, The Soup Mess

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  • 1.1K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 56:34

It’s the final week of the MaxFunDrive, so we’ve pulled out all the stops! By which we mean, we talked about Olive Garden, again, for like twenty minutes.Suggested talking points: Old Bill, College Shirt, Toilet Book, Liquid Benefits, Olive Garden Hacks, Wine and CheeseBecome a MaxFun supporter: https://maximumfun.org/join

MBMBaM 520: Genuine Clean Fauciballs

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  • 950 views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 58:47

Look, the title’s challenging, okay? We get it. It’s probably not what you’re thinking it’s about, because we’re talking about athletic balls. Maybe that is what you were thinking about? Are we the problem? Yeah, actually, that sounds about right.Suggested talking points: Happy Birthday Bugs, Peart-a Potty, Cello Wrestling, Basketball Announcement, Real American Hot Dogs, Tender Milkshake, Foot LidsMore resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Consider becoming a supporter of the MaxFun network: https://maximumfun.org/join

MBMBaM 519: The Grandma Tesseract

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  • 990 views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:05:32

The stakes are awfully high this episode, both for the continuation of our podcasting empire and also for the many cigar-laden orphans Travis has taken under his wing. Did we mention the MaxFunDrive is on, by the way? No presh.Suggested talking points: Mr. Reggie Bigshot, One Chance Trick Shorts, Knife Improvements, An Intolerable Bitcoin Segment, Creamy Creamz, Mall JobsMore resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Consider becoming a supporter of the MaxFun network: https://maximumfun.org/join