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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

597 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

  • 3.1K views
  • almost 4 years ago
  • 01:59:10

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Head over to https://Revtown.com/YMH to upgrade your denim game today! - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Go to https://brightcellars.com/YMH for 50% off your first 6 bottle order. - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first order free with code YMH. Just pay $5 shipping. HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations.

592 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

  • 5.1K views
  • about 4 years ago
  • 02:19:54

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - When you purchase a three month subscription, https://Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM - Go to https://theragun.com/MOM and get your Gen 4 Theragun today. Go to https://hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order and FREE shipping - Go to https://brightcellars.com/YMH for 50% off your first Bright Cellars box. WHAT IS UP YOU CHOMOS?? This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's bangs and potential nose ring, questionable goblins in Harry Potter, Tom's hotel sushi ordeal, and Charo getting high over the weekend. They review listener submissions for the "animal" challenge, read emails from a self-proclaimed straight gay guy as well as a woman who received worn panties in the mail by mistake. They watch videos of a guy who got caught stealing a package, a cool guy's dying wish, the problems with white veganism, and an Albanian Christina P lookalike. The Main Mommies also play a round of "Horrible or Hilarious?" and watch this week's batch of TikToks.

583 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

  • 2.1K views
  • about 4 years ago
  • 02:10:15

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code MOM for 10% off your first order. - Go to https://Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! - When you purchase a three month subscription, https://Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM - Go to https://Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide. - Go to https://ButcherBox.com/MOM and get 6 steaks for free in your first box - Go to https://SoloStove.com and get $10 off when you use promo code "mom" at checkout. - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free PULL YOUR JEANS UP! Tom Segura is out of the studio for this episode, but Zooms in to chat with Christina P about his injury, peeing in jars, and CP's dental accident. They watch recent videos from TikTok all-star The King, as well as a helicopter "horrible or hilarious" video. They also answer listener-submitted "Ask Mommy Anything" questions. Nadav joins Christina on the couch to discuss personal hygiene, leg injuries, The Crown, and more! Zollo joins her to watch TikToks, discuss Pazsitzky Effects, and settle an ongoing studio argument.

Tom Talks Ep. 2 w/ Andrew Yang

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

  • 1.6K views
  • over 4 years ago
  • 01:00:49

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! Welcome back to Tom Talks! Former presidential candidate, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Andrew Yang joins Tom Segura in this episode. They discuss Trump exiting office, the differences between left wing and right wing media, universal basic income, what it feels like to run for president, the WWE's anti-union practices, why cash is the answer, and the possibility of Andrew being in Biden's cabinet.

Tom Talks Ep. 1 w/ Tony Gonzalez

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

  • 1.7K views
  • over 4 years ago
  • 01:08:31

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - When you purchase a three month subscription, Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM" - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM to get your first refill FREE! Welcome to Tom Talks! Tom Segura is joined by Pro Football Hall of Famer Tony Gonzalez. Tom and Tony discuss freak athletic stories, trash talking, high school football, and how comedians are the freest people. Tom shares videos of some cool coaches with Tony, and Tony reveals what it was like to realize he was going to be in the hall of fame, the best cities to party in, and the first expensive thing he bought.

565 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

  • 4K views
  • over 4 years ago
  • 01:49:08

SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/ymh! - Use promo code [mom] for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com - Right now, our listeners get 3 Additional Months for FREE at Babbel.com with Promo Code [MOM] - Go to Whoop.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. What's up there Chomos! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's recent surgery. They watch videos of a Bulgarian lady speaking bad English, a British Karen, a guy going insane on a bus, a cool girl in Guam, and listen to an interview that was done with the late, great Conald Petersen, aka FedSmoker. They read some listener emails about fat flight attendants, Dhar Mann's target audience, five stroke flossing, and the Mousepad Cool Guy's ethnicity. They also watch an Oakland A's player give a cool salute in the dugout, the Mousepad Cool Guy singing a Catholic hymn, Tony John's thoughts on COVID-19, a dude who got caught browning in a garden, and a follow-up on YMH All-Star the Sissy of Freemont Street. They wrap up by looking at a batch of Christina's TikToks.